/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Incubus husbando cyoa when?

>>52925480
>using a CYOA that only has long as fuck autistic replies forcing me to hide each individual response instead of the post with the CYOA

Don't do that shit....

>>52925538
kill yourself

>>52925576
>how dare you not like my wall-of-text 5 post long build!

Let me hide this crap. Don't post this thing as the OP. Make it easier for everyone.

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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT

>>52925533
There already is one, I don't have it though.

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>>52925533
Did somebody say Incubus?

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>>52925767
No mystery box option for people that aint gay?

>>52918939

Brand new Lavender build.

>>52925630
We do, but that is a thing best discussed on /pol/

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>>52925767

This is a Top Tier 10/10 Troll CYOA
>you want to get an Incubus?
>have fun reading about getting fucked by a succubus

The only thing that I would have added, is the Momccubus saying that she will randomly change some of the options to amuse herself

>>52925858
She doesn't fuck you, I always took it as a forced blowjob/eat-out.

>>52925888
>oral sex isn't real sex

Y-You're a liar!

>>52925858
Can I just forget the whole "live with an incubus" deal and just stay with Momcubus instead?

>>52925667
This one has always amused me with the Feminine quirk, trap body, and "cunt boy" options that together totally make a flat chested girl, that the cyoa still insists is a boy.

>>52925926

As one Anon to Another, I officially give you permission to do that.

Watch out for all of the
>you're not my real dad
stepkids though - I heard there were a lot of them.

>>52925667
>Can't a hot bara incubusdo without some dirty whore slut ruining things

>>52925630
why not make one? with bears and hunks preferably

Can someone post the latest version of Fulcrum?

>>52926060
She just wants to suck your dick. Nothing wrong with putting out just once.

>>52926122
Long version or short version?

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>>52925926

Looks like >>52926012 has the solution for you!

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>>52926125

The devil is a liar!
>Nothing wrong with putting out just once.
And just like that you have welcomed a literal demon into your house.
Stay pure - Deus Vult!

>>52926134

They are literally the same choices.
Why would you post the long version?

>>52926177
The cyoa does start with the idea you were trying to summon a demon. If you accept the premise, you're already a filthy heretic.

>>52926158
The problem with that solution is that I happen to like titties.

>>52926183
>Why would you post the long version?

So you want the long version?

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>>52926191
Can I take a third option? Stars are right an' all that.

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>>52926192

>I happen to like titties

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>>52926191

Doing some shitty LARPing
>it works

Honestly, I would do some serious soul searching at that point, not treat it like I hit the jackpot.

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>>52926218

>>52926209
Now you're a heathen, congratulations, your sins just don't stop.

>>52926192
If you take the diamond-shaped Mystery Gift, then make the incubus take the Partner Deal, would that turn him into a succubus?

>>52926218
>SDA option isn't smug
>No super soldier anon
>No space refugee anon

>>52926253
Huh. I guess that works. Clever.

>>52926257
>>SDA option isn't smug

Believe it or not, but this was made before he started smugposting.

>No super soldier anon
I don't think anyone owned up to having made that one. If I am wrong, have they made any other CYOAs?

>>52926209

>Not realizing that you have already put on the mask

>>52926242
Yeah, but is it really gonna matter once the Great Old Ones awaken?

>>52926291
>Believe it or not, but this was made before he started smugposting.
No it wasn't, it was made from the 22 of december 2016, to being finished I believe the 24th, and SDA, posting as Sandra, was smugposting during these dates, and well before them.

>>52926207
Divia is such a tease. Why would anyone pick her?

Blues
Vampiric Immortality
Pocket Dimension Hop
Stay

>>52926369

Yeah, I guess I should have opened it.
I thought it was the old CYOA author CYOA

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>>52926436
This one?

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>>52926325

Have you not been reading your Necronomicon?

>>52926453
So what happened to Fairy King?

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>>52926455

That's the one.
I know that there were authors added after it was first made, but I don't remember if 16 or 20 was the final number.

>>52926467
It's done I'm pretty sure, that is it I think

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>>52926470

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Bite the pillow, /cyoag/, I'm going in dry.

>>52926455
I wonder if I'll ever become a famous CYOA author.

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>>52926467
Sockminster produced part of a second page. Considering the rate at which this has happened, a complete product is likely some months out.

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>>52926505

>>52925836
>whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>52926497
not with that kind of attitude

>>52926497
I think it takes like 3 before your considered relevant for those things.

>>52926509
How long does it fucking take?

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>>52926257
>No super soldier anon
>No space refugee anon

It was made last Christmas, those guys are gone.

>>52926521
That's a pretty low threshold.

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>>52926455
Also this one

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>>52926522
He worked at about the same pace to complete Vampire King, so I'm not really sure why you're surprised. He just likes to take his time, plus I imagine he's particular about the art he uses.

>>52926521

No it doesn't
He doesn't want to be a respected CYOA author, just a famous one.
Just grab a tripcode and shitpost away...

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>>52926540
I think most people here make nothing or 1.

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>>52925480

Posted in the last thread but then some guy told me it was dead so here it is

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>>52926552
I just want to make CYOAs that people will like and remember.

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>>52926463

>not posting it all as one image

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>>52926497
It's my goal to one day become famous enough in the /cyoag/ circle that I make it into one of these Author Waifu CYOAs.

One of my works is already in this thread, so I guess I'm on the right track. *waku waku doki doki*

>>52926579
Don't worry anon, i made a super shitty meme one and people post it here sometimes still

>>52926593
Which one is it?

>>52926455
SDA is so best. Are the others even trying?

>>52926546
>Highlander

>>52926575

>choose 0 powers
>didn't even have to read most of this shit

>>52926619
SDA likes to lick the greasiest of dicks

>>52926606
Now if I told you, I would look like an attention whore and that would damage the reputation I'm trying to build. I might enjoy a bit of the ol' ego-stroking every now and again, even I'm not desperate enough to sink THAT low.

>>52926673
Wouldn't that make SDA all the better for Anon? after all, Anon has the greasiest of all dicks.

>>52926590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8

>>52926687

I hope you are the Shadow War Anon
The best CYOA in this thread by an "unknown" author.

>>52926695
But you are Anon, Anon.

>>52926672

That's pretty mean anon

>>52926720

>forced to become a serial killer
>have a psycho killer watching over my shoulder
>ready to kill me if I mess up
>go to hell when I die

This is about as simple of a choice as I have ever had to make in a CYOA

>>52926763

Yeah but you become a demon prince in hell if you pick all the powers

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>>52926793

And besides pauls powers only require you to be a rapist and you get a hot succubus waifu

>>52926575
>Pick all powers
>Buy gun
>Shoot self
>Become Demon Prince
>Every 100 years return to earth with my powers to protect the innocent and fight for justice

>>52926818

You won't die because of vachers and kuklinskis powers, the bullet won't go through your skull and even if it does you'll just regenerate

Nice try kiddo, I already thought of that so I made it hard for you to actually die

>>52926575
Eh, I'll take Kuklinski and Jack.
Damn near unstoppable, and their demands aren't too severe for me.

I mean, yeah, killing people is evil and whatever, but these two offer the most bang for the buck.
Just because I'm obligated to kill 2 random people a month, doesn't mean I can't use my powers to get rid of some truly terrible people the rest of the time.

>>52926818
>Regenerate from the bullet wound in a day because you forgot that you picked every power.
You gotta do something crazy like jump in a vat of acid to die at that point.

That bdsm cyoa isn't in the archive and I can't find it anywhere else for that matter. Did someone save it?

>>52926836
Just go into a volcano, no big deal.

>>52926856

That'd do it or the acid idea, don't forget though you still feel pain

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>>52926577
I'm posting a build next time this gets posted. Nice work.

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>>52926875
You think I'm not in pain right now?

>>52926875
Pain is temporary, being an immortal demon-prince who fights for justice is eternal, plus killing yourself painfully makes more sense than being some kind of twisted psycho.

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>>52926818

Backtrolling hell with their own powers.

I approve

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>>52926496
>female soldiers

>>52926895

Touche anon

>>52926896

I made it because I'm a twisted psycho I'd pick all the powers and I wouldn't really be bothered by the conditions. I tried to find a serial killer who got rich from his crimes to give a money option so you could be a NEET killer but couldn't think of one.

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>>52926889
Thanks!
>>52926908
>he doesn't like a cute girl who can also kick his ass
wow how insecure are you

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>>52925533
Are you guys literally here all day?

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>>52926928
>I made it because I'm a twisted psycho
kek made me laugh

>>52926954

My edge is pretty sharp anon

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>>52926933
>cute girl who can also kick his ass

A feminist fantasy. The average man is physically stronger than almost 98% of women.

A trained man can never be beaten by a women. That's why most sports competitions are not mixed. That's why transwomen completely annihilate their female opponents.

Female soldiers are a meme.

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>>52926977
>Fantasy world where tank ghosts exist
>"Hehe, you believe women can be as strong as men?"

>>52926977
>Female soldiers are a meme.

You do know there are child soldiers, right?
The same sort of desperation can easily motivate a warlord to recruit women.

The reason you think it is a meme, is you have a very rigid idea of what a soldier is.
Sure, women need to be used in entirely different roles and ways than men.
But a smart leader can find ways to use all the tools at his disposal.

>>52927006
Nobody cares for your opinions, Lancer faggot.

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>>52926977
Please stop; if I have to post any more smug anime girls, people will think I'm just SDA in disguise.

Also, in case you hadn't noticed, CYOAs are fiction. Who gives a shit if it's a fantasy, or a meme, or unrealistic? That's kind of the point.

I'm sorry you're so butthurt by the mere thought of a woman being competant that you have to whinge about fantasy soldier waifus in a Cuban yo-yoing clubhouse.

>>52926939

>can't post in his sleep
>do you even 4chan

>>52926977
It's a fantasy you faggot.

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>>52926928

Who wants to bet that the
>twisted psycho
and
>female -4 Soldier levels
are the same person?

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>>52926593
>It's my goal to one day become famous enough in the /cyoag/ circle that I make it into one of these Author Waifu CYOAs.
The most surefire way to do that would be to make the Author Waifu CYOA yourself. Especially considering how rarely those are made.

Here's one by Kit.

>>52927030
Archer > Lancer >>> Caster > Saber > Assassin > Berserker >>>> Rider

>>52927063

Look at how shitty my CYOA, it's the first one I made. I'll probably make more edgy CYOAs though. There's not enough of them

>>52927066
SDA
Box Wine
Sockminster

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>>52927033
>cyoas being unrealistic is the point

>>52927063

It would make sense, since both feelings begin from a sense of disempowerment and insecurity, stemming from your inherent masculine advantages not being appreciated.

I learned, Martial Arts training, and exercise in general really help get you out of that stressful mindset.

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>>52927033
Your cyoas are doodles compared to SDA's works. No one will ever think you're the same person. Don't worry.

>>52927120
Well I hope you enjoy the five serious realistic CYOAs that exist.

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>>52927120
That's cute. Come back when you've got a suit of power armour, a pocket dimension and a pair of succubus waifus, smartass.

>>52927120

If you think that the way that he models tanks in that CYOA is realistic... women soldiers are the least of his realism problems.

If it will help, imagine that they are cyborgs.

>>52927138
Thank god for small mercies.

>>52927023
There might be situations where female soldiers are a valid choice, most often out of desperation. The cyoa makes no mention of it though.

Child soldiers are often used to make the enemy army hesitant and reluctant. You don't get that when you hide them in tanks.

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>>52927138

>SDA's finest work ever

I am not even being sarcastic

>>52927165
>There might be situations where female soldiers are a valid choice, most often out of desperation. The cyoa makes no mention of it though.

Actually, it's mentioned straight-up on page one. I had to justify the waifu focus SOMEhow.

>As you may already know, most of our male population was lost in the previous war, so most of our current miltary force is female.

>>52927158
Nothing more can be expected from a waifufag author. They butcher themes, replace half of it with waifus, fap a few times, and think they've created a masterpiece.

>>52926496
I like this one. I'll probably take the battle tank with supplementary 4 infantry. They can ride on top Soviet-desant style. The crews' ranks irk me a bit though -- I'm not going to put an officer in the gunner position. We have people who work for a living who can do that.

>>52927189
On one hand I can definitely see women being petty enough to continue their war efforts after nearly 50% of the population died, on the other hand it's still a blatant excuse for waifuism made by a highly insecure author who felt the need to wipe out most things with a penis out of fear of getting cucked by one of his own imaginary creations.

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>>52927191
It was the fujo all along.

>>52927228
>Bitches there's no reason for women in the military
>Bitches the reason must be because the author is afraid of other men
I'm pretty sure he just wanted an excuse to have his anime girl army, stop being such a massive faggot and assuming everyone is a cuck like you.

>>52926847
... was I the only one who liked the bdsm cyoa? Jokes on me should've saved it. If the author is here, please repost it.

>>52927248
If your fantasies involve the near extinction of all men so you can be surrounded by women, I think I can safely put my money on you being insecure.

>>52927191
Hey, you can badmouth my shitty grasp of military concepts as much as you like, but don't talk smack about other waifufag authors.

>>52927199
And speaking of my shitty grasp of military concepts... Would it help if none of them had ranks at all?

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>>52927260
Nah, I only wrote in the blatant waifuism because that's what the Anon with the initial idea asked for and I couldn't be assed writing a 1000 word essay on why it was wholly necessary to have a primarily female tank crew. But good guesses, all of you!

>>52927236
Get that degeneracy outta my face.

>>52927249
It was okay but I dont save small cyoas

>>52927282
What is defined as a small CYOA?

>>52927249

I don't even know what you are talking about.
What did it look like?
What memorable choices or pictures did it have?

>>52927288
Something I can read and finish "playing" in less than 30 minutes

>>52926928
>I tried to find a serial killer who got rich from his crimes to give a money option so you could be a NEET killer but couldn't think of one.

You would need to look at some kind of mafia serial killer or some mercenary, but those are not necessary psychos if you want to limit yourself to that.

>>52926496
You guys whine about this cyoa as if it glorifies women when in fact it's so fucking misogynist and I'm not even memeing.

The whole concept involves anon becoming a military commander because the other men died and you "clearly" need a man in charge. The narrator spends most her time twirling her hair and batting her eyelashes going "oh mr. Commander, I know you're going to be surrounded by women but please do try to get some work done before you ravish us *teehee*". So men die and the army turns into a flirty, sexual fun machine with no codes of honour or decorum.

Disgusting.

>>52927299
>mafia serial killer
I meant to say
>mafia hit man

>>52927297
You don't save many CYOAs, I imagine.

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>>52927310

That's what kuklinski did, but he had a reputation for being a 6'5 monster who killed over 100 people and it took 8 police officers to hold him down to arrest him so I made his powers super strength and durability and weapons mastery

It doesn't matter who the killer is, I just picked killers I could remember from the books I read

>>52927279
>you can insult me all you want but never insult the other waifu enthousiasts cause I will never forgive you if you hurt my brothers

You're so desperate to fit in it's cringy.

>>52927332
Yup. I dont see why I should save more since we have the archive and the good ones tend to get reposted in these threads often.

>>52927333

And most of the conditions aren't that bad anyway, most of them would overlap with eachother. You could fufill most of the conditions on there with just one victim if you wanted to be a true sick fuck and put that one person through total hell.

>>52927306
>the narrator spends most her time twirling her hair and batting her eyelashes
>narrator
>she

oh boy do I have a story for you, Little Miss/Mister Assumptions

On a more serious note, I DO recognise that some of your points are valid, but by the same token, I also believe you're reading way too far into it. The military doesn't NEED a "man in charge" (several profiles confirm prior command of a different tank squad or the potential to take such a role in the future), nor does it HAVE to be a "flirty sexual fun machine" (not that its discouraged mind you). Just try to look at it through a more fun pair of lenses rather than the cranky glasses you have on at the moment.

>>52927346
You're free to believe that.

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>>52926575
>Richard Ramirez
>Joseph Vacher
>Paul Bernardo

These aren't my picks but damm, how can guys that cute be serial killers? Are you absolutely sure they're guilty? Even if they are, maybe they just need a loving wife to teach them to fit into society.

>>52927389

Oh boy a hybristophilliac if this was /r9k/ I'd rip you a new vagina right now

>>52927373
Hello, I have a bit of an awkward question. A while back there was a post that I think was made by you about a genie waifu designer. I interpreted it as a "wouldn't it be nice if this existed" rather than an "I'm in the process of making it" so I decided it might be fun to do as a first project. I found out you were actually making it long after I had already invested a lot of work into it, so I decided to finish it anyway. But if you would feel that I'd be stepping on your toes, if you want I can wait to release it until after yours is done. Otherwise, aside from a few finishing touches it's ready to go, though it's kind of borderline lewd so I might just post it in /d/ instead.

Again, this is my first CYOA and I haven't lurked for as long as I probably should have so it's not like it's super high quality or anything but I feel bad rereading the original post because in retrospect it's clear you were already intending to make it. So I'm sorry about that.

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>>52927389
You either need to be kidding or need Jesus.

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>>52927416
Be a fucking man and make whatever you want. If any other author gets in your way, you rape them and wear their skin as a warnibg to others.

>>52927416
I'd be excited to see what you have! And I'm sure the Anons who were originally throwing around the idea would love to get a two-for-one deal.

Besides, if yours is a lewdish one, that's already pretty different to what I have, so it'll be good to see two different takes on the same subject.

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>>52927424
Does this face belong to a serial killer? I doubt it. That's not the face of a murderer. Something must have forced his hand. I bet he had a bad childhood. Very sad. Any proper woman could have saved him before he made his mistakes.

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>>52927359
I was just making an observation, I've seen a decent amount of people in the past go "Ehhh I don't bother with CYOAs if they're more than 4 or so pages, they're supposed to be quick distractions from my personal hell". I don't really care about length either way, it's the subject matter that actually interests me when it comes to CYOAs.

>>52926575

Also for the demon prince option you can still die from disease, you're only immune to aging and most physical damage killing yourself is pretty hard with vachers and kuklinskis powers combined you'd be able to tank most damage and regenerate from what actually does hurt you. So you could just give yourself AIDs or some shit and die that way.

>>52927436
Ah, okay, thank you. And it's not super lewd, just a few implications matched with pictures that imply more than they illustrate. But it still might be a bit much for some people.

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>>52927446

Oh fuck off, I made that CYOA because I wouldn't mind doing what most of those guys did so I could have all the powers and I look like vacher and ramirez. Would you suck my dick? Didn't think so

>>52927279
>Would it help if none of them had ranks at all?

Well, for me, yes I'd like that. It might be just because of experience and autism, but it irks me. Also the crew choosing intro was slightly confusing but probably can be attributed to user error. In brain.

>>52927316
>Confident Soul, Lost Inheritance, Harem Mode
>Alexandria

Subs
>Donna
>Anastasia
>Ann
>Angelica

I will use my wealth and powers of dominance to gain a foothold in the political world. Once I've created the beginning of my political base I will slowly covert it into a paramilitary that will follow my wishes. I'll use Ann to train the troops, Anastasia and my money to fund the growing insurgency. Once I have enough support my army and I will go public with the intention of creating a new nation with me as the ruler.

>>52927471
If you looked like Ramirez you wouldn't become a serial killer. Someone somewhere must have seriously damaged him so he would commit his crimes. Only an ugly person inside and outside would commit crimes like that out of his own desires.

Maybe you are beautiful though. That's why you make cyoas about serial killing rather than actually serial killing irl.

>>52927483
Mm, I totally understand. Unfortunately it's too late for me to go back and fix the ranks (read as: too much effort), but if it helps, you're free to mentally retcon that information. Also, I'll admit that some of the way the CYOA was worded was a little confusing to some people, so let's say most of the blame is on me for that.

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>>52927471
>""""Psycho""" anon is the /r9k/ loser constantly shitting up the threads about how women won't touch him
Really makes ya think

>comfily writing my CYOA
I-I hope you guys like it.

Or at least don't hate it.

Or at least one person plays it.

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>>52927508

For your information every single person in that CYOA had a shit life. Ramirez was taught to kill by his cousin who was a special forces vietnam vet and he was abused by his father.

Violence is just the physical manifestation of an emotional pain

>>52927521

It does, doesn't it

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>>52927528
Tell me what it's about and I'll dedicate one of my personas to it.

>>52927528
What's it about anon? If it has a built werewolf with a big wolfo dick then I'll play it

>>52927528
Have some confidence! Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll tickle SOMEONE the right way. And even if it doesn't? Ask for feedback, get a feel for where you can improve, and try again. I'm cheering for you, Anon!

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>>52927528
As long as you don't post WIPs you've earned a plus and a tiny bit of respect from me. But whether I like your CYOA or not is up to what you do.

>>52927549
What's wrong with WIPs? Is it not better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all?

>>52927537
I knew Ramirez was innocent! Such a beautiful boy doesn't become a killer unless someone broke him first. They should've punishes his family instead and left him alone.

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>was really looking forward to writing some more of my fantasy CYOA wip today
>get home
>do my nightly routine, then sit down to write
>havent fapped in 6 days
>end up writing an outiline for a lewd waifu creator instead
>too tired to do anything else but make this shitpost before bed

End my life.

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>>52927545
>tfw people start to copy your posts
>tfw you might just be losing hold of your sanity instead and your personas are taking control

I don't know what to think of this.

>>52927556

You have to be trolling, ramirez was a sadistic piece of shit. He was pretty smart though and he had a lot of good points in his interviews about how bullshit society was. You're not the first whore who wanted his dick either he had women trying to marry him outside the courtroom. Dude was the rockstar of serial killers but I've known two girls who had crushes on kuklinski IRL. Most of those guys were pretty popular among women after they got caught, such is the nature of women. Bad boys get girls and no ones badder than a serial killer.

>>52927561
/d/ will be happy to hear that
>>>d/7382730

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>>52927561
No waifus anymore. They never become real anyway.

>>52927580
>>>/d/7382730

>>52927571
Beautiful people are beautiful in part because of their personality, character traits, soul, etc. You can't be beautiful and a bad person cause if you were a bad person you'd be ugly.

Deep down Ramirez must have been an angel, otherwise he wouldn't look like that. I'm not denying he made mistakes but I'm sure he could've been saved.

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>>52927567
I'm you. I'm your inner desires made manifest.

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>>52927554
No, it isn't better.

>>52927606
Don't lie. You're not the complete annihilation of all past, present and future.

You're not my mom loving me or a normal childhood either.

>>52927549
>>52927548
>>52927545
>>52927541
Thanks guys, I don't want to say what it is just yet, but it'll probably be ready in a week or two. I'll keep doing my best.

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Did this guy ever post again after this?

>>52925745
Can I please have a source for the high-kicking Princess in Protector?

>>52927662
He posted yesterday. Said he was making progress and half the demons would be male. Some waifufsg immediately started to argue with him, trying to convince the author to pander to him. Not sure how it ended because some friends suddenly came over.

>>52927684
Oh that's good to know, glad to know it's still a thing

>>52926575
Considering the CYOA aknoweledges existance of hell and i surely would go there if i kill anyone i would not choose any powers. I am not a powergaming cheater so i didn't think of taking all powers and killing myself, but it's a good option actually. I didn't choose it because in my mind it wasn't the authors intention for there to be such an option and it can be fixed with a simple errata. I always go with the spirit of the CYOA, not the letter.

>>52925836
Angel, why can't you just type "cum" or any other word for it? Your build is already very lewd. What do you gain from calling it "you-know-what"?

>>52927120
You can't possibly be this stupid.

>>52927766
>I am not a powergaming cheater so i didn't think of taking all powers and killing myself, but it's a good option actually. I didn't choose it because in my mind it wasn't the authors intention for there to be such an option and it can be fixed with a simple errata

I'm the author and I'm perfectly fine with you killing yourself because it's difficult to do when you can regenerate and are mostly invincible. Later on however I'll add more shit to make it more specific though

>>52927306
>You guys whine about this cyoa as if it glorifies women

What gave you this Idea?
>One insecure fuck complain-memed about muh unrealistic-women-soldiers
>Everyone told him to shut up, since it was make believe wish fulfillment.

You complaining about it's misogynist nature is just as stupid, for the exact same reason. This is how you sound
>porn is so fucking misogynist, why does the pizza delivery man expect to be tipped in sexual favors when all he did was what was required by his job?

>>52927367
>You could fufill most of the conditions on there with just one victim if you wanted to be a true sick fuck and put that one person through total hell.

No double dipping.
Each killer requires that you further his legacy, and requires separate victims.

>>52925858
It's hilarious isn't it? The only ones who could enjoy it are bisexual sluts.

>>52927989
Or a homosexual willing to let a succubus suck his dick just this once.

>>52927066
>>52926455
Just wondering how "famous" am I?

>>52928065
Some parts fame, some parts infamy, I'd guess.
I for one generally like your CYOAs.

>>52927971
Are you implying a military commander is entitled to sexual favours from his staff?

You disgust me.

>>52928042
He ain't gay then. Or he's a slut. Either way he's garbage.

>>52928065
Probably famous enough to be in such a cyoa next time someone makes it.

>>52928115
No, but if they happen to fall in love on the battlefield... well, everyone has to destress every now and again, right?

>>52928112
I'll second that.

>>52926593
>>52926687
Aren't you already an attentiowhore? THere's some authordude who says this a lot. Dude who did that be a girl CYOA with the guardian angel? Isn't that you?

>>52928176
Nope. And that's all the hints you're getting. Time for me to shut up and disappear.

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Is it a benefit or a drawback if the demon clan you're in charge of consists only of mindless, warped chaos monsters?

>>52928116
Nah, totally fucking gay as fucking gay goes.

Being practical about it. You're just a stubborn bitch boy.

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>>52928216
Huge boon if they obey me unconditionally. The less I need to talk to sapient beings, the better.

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>>52928216
Definitely
>drawback

>>52928216
Drawback, sure you can contorl them and no backstabbing, but basically you can't delegate and gotta control every process and task yourself. Depends on the setting of course, if you need to destry everything it can work, if you need to compete with other clans - it sucks.

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>>52928115
>>52928115
>implying
>You disgust me.

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>>52928246
Sauce?

>>52928276
You worry me anon

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>>52928264
>can't form a counterargument so I'll just say he's baiting while posting an undertale tumble fanbait pic

I spit on you.

>>52928289
>all those holes
>all those tongues
>all that meat
>not into it at all

You must be low test.

>>52928216
Drawback. It's really difficult to get mindless chaos monsters to understand concepts like "build this fortification," "grow these crops," and "don't eat these peasants."

>>52928245
>>>/r9k/

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>>52928310
We can't all be socially gifted. At least mindless choas monsters won't bully you behind your back.

>>52928216
Depends on how well you can control them, how they will behave/obey orders when you aren't around and how well they understand your order.
If you control them perfectly, if they obey your orders perfectly and if all it takes to make them perfectly execute your will is a word and wave of hand, then they are a huge boon.

On other hand, if you instead will be spending majority of your time pummeling them into submission to make them obey you, while hoping that the ones you don't see aren't fucking everything up again and when they obey, they interpret your commands like some unholy combination of most twisted djinn and world's most autistic neckbeard. Then it's a drawback.

One benefit of mindlessness, that they don't question your orders, is kinda lost too if all the clans are demons, since none of them probably mind too much about you ordering them to eat babies.

So my answer is 'it depends'. Hope this helps.

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Post things that should be cyoas.

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>>52928344
Pet Snek CYOA? Or Betrayal CYOA?

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(2/4)

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(3/4)

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>>52928353
Anon betrays his cyoa patron out of fear that they might one day revoke their boons, realises their patron loved them dearly, and now has to live with the guilt.

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>>52928290
>can't form a counterargument
>>52928115
>Are you implying a military commander is entitled to sexual favours from his staff?

If you are at all serious, and not misinterpreting things for comedic effect, and actually think that there is something to "debate" here, then there is no reason for me to explain myself.

Your self-delusion is infinitely more useful, because it proves to the normies the irrationality of your mentality.

Here is a chestnut that SJWs are incapable of understanding.
>Why can a marriage be annulled if it hasn't been consummated, when it isn't about raising children (sterile couples are an example) and it isn't about sexual satisfaction (sex only needs to happen once)

Consider it a Koan - only those that get what marriage is about are capable of understanding why society developed such a rule.

>>52928344
>I actually got emotionally invested in this comic
H-he gets better right?

>>52928337
>>>/r9k/. You don't belong here, you should crawl back into your hole.

>>52928406
Be kind, friend. At least he isn't going full burger unlike half of the usual posters.

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>>52928399
You can't prove if a marriage was consummated unless she was a verified virgin before and you have a semen kit though.

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>>52928399
I'm fascinated by your ability to spin "I don't have an argument but you're wrong because I say so" into a longwinded tirade littered with buzzwords and vague accusations.

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>>52926593
I mean, it doesn't take much, just put on a name and start shitposting with it.
Someone that does this can live on in the hearts and minds of the forum goers, but it's only a half life, a cursed life. Because what kind of person acts like an autist just for attention?

>>52928386

There was an option like that.
You could get these objects to fulfill archetypal roles, and one of the choices was to take the scimitar from the dude that was explaining how things work to you.
He was a really sad, but cool guy too.

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>>52928344
This should be a cyoa.

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>>52928344

>>52928424

>still choose none
> at least I am playing your CYOA, if you close this "loophole" then I will just ignore it

>>52928459
Maybe then you'll stop posting.

>>52928459

I'm not bothered to close it because then you'd be forced to be a serial killer and where's the fun in that

>>52928434
>"I don't have an argument but you're wrong because I say so"

But we don't have anything to debate.
I am not telling that guy
>you are wrong
I am saying
>you aren't even wrong

>>52928402
No. The cobra commits suicide shortly afterwards.

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>>52928344

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So I noticed the alternate earth perks got gutted from th new earth conduit, but the fluff mentioning them still exists
is that getting a rewrite too or do we just not travel to these canonically existing alternate earths?

Which CYOA authors aren't faggots?

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>>52928344

>>52928542
Only the anonymous ones.

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Would you rather become the king of an established region and populace or design the whole thing yourself?

>>52928576
design it, though honestly the whole concept is done to death at this point.

>>52928576
>Would you rather become the king of an established region and populace

If it is more original and interesting than what I can come up with myself, then Yes.

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>>52928454

>>52928495
It's Bleuria form the Royal Guardian CYOA, except they are mining mythril in there, not the crystals.

>>52928399
>Why can a marriage be annulled if it hasn't been consummated, when it isn't about raising children (sterile couples are an example) and it isn't about sexual satisfaction (sex only needs to happen once)
Under modern law, it generally can't unless there was fraud involved. E.g., one partner concealed the fact that they were incapable of consummation or had no intention of consummation. But once you're married, you generally need to divorce whether or not you consummated it.

>>52925538
>>52925613
This CYOA gets 1-2 builds every 3-4 threads and it takes next to no effort to ignore them. Literally only you are bitching about this, so just grit your teeth until the next thread.

>>52928576
I think the best would be having an established region where you can make some changes, representing your new orders and whatnot. This heavily depends on you being able to write well, letting people design their own is probably a lot safer in that regard.

>>52928576
Maybe offer a choice of regions and populaces? E.g., the Empress is offering to make you king of one of her territories, and lets you pick which one appeals to you the most.

You can also add in some customization options, like what benefits she'll offer you, and what services you'll be expected to perform above and beyond paying your taxes and contributing to the military.

>>52928632

This sounds great, and hasn't really been done much before.

>>52928576
I'd like the established kingdom. There would be some choice involved, otherwise it would be a generic options-that-i-always-choose kingdom, which is not that fun to fantasize about.

>>52928644
By choice involved i meant i would need to think hard about what kingdom to choose.

Do you prefer having a static number of points given to you at the beginning of the CYOA or having the CYOA give you a static number of "choices" to make in each section?

>>52926977
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a CYOA. I should really just relax."

>>52928690
As long as i can get drawbacks to drown myself in so i can get more things i don't care

>>52927943

>Writing about ew gross man stuff.

No thanks.

>>52928690
The problem I have with single currency across all sections is that if there's a lot of choices, it becomes annoying to keep tract of all possible uses. Even if the choices are split into multiple sections, it still works as effectively one giant list. On other hand, if there's section where there is really nothing for you, it's a bit meh.

I think best would be that vastly different choices had different currencies, with option of small amount wildcard currency at the end.

I am sensing many indirect (you)s this thread

>>52928762
Quiet, Sandra. Nobody asked you.

Certain people would do well learning some humility and to not make everything about them.

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>>52928344

>>52928781
Yare yare

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>>52928762

>>52928599
>ghostBlowjob.jpg

>>52928810
urusei

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>>52928344

>>52928399
Sex doesn't need to happen at all though?

>>52928399
What rule are you even talking about here? I'm reading your post and coming up completely fucking confused. Do you think there's a rule that porn logic must apply in real life or something?

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I just realized my entire cyoa is a vastly inferior copy of Kingdom Crusher. Kill me.

>>52929712
well kingdom crusher is a masterpiece so you didn't really stand a chance desu

>>52929712
I don't know how you could make it worse than kingdom crusher.

>>52929712
I don't really care that much about some of the design choices (regarding "mechanics" rather than art) for Kingdom Crusher. Maybe your "vastly inferior copy" might be more up my alley?

>>52929584
>I'm reading your post and coming up completely fucking confused.

There are 2 kinds of people
Those who are able to generalise when only part of the information is given

>>52929850
There was no information given except that the dude disagrees about something unspecified with people who were talking about a pizza delivery guy in porn getting paid with sex is unrealistic. He was yammering about something to do with marriage as well, but didn't even make it clear if he's in favor of marriage or not.

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>>52929584
Ignore him. He makes no sense.

>>52926207
Haven't seen this before
>Qt insane Volentia a best

>>52929906
>metabolic disprivilege
really? is this a thing now?

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>>52925630
YEA A WAIFU CYOA

>>52928424
why is this so big

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>>52929712
Make it anyway, I'm interested in things like these. You could always add stuff to set your CYOA apart or to change things according to your preferences.

What does /cyoag/ think of a CYOA that is /co/ fantasy-like?

Think wakfu/samurai jack/etc.

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Imagine some random cyoa became real. Not an edgy pvp one though. Let's say a generic superpower cyoa. Do you think we'd all become or remain bros? Would we all hang out together, enjoying our newfound powers, gangfucking that one anon who managed to twist the cyoa into making him an intersex turboslut? Or would we all ignore eachother, live our own lives?

I for one would like to befriend you guys in a post-cyoa world.

>>52930078
>time stop chill zone CYOA will never be fucking real
It's all I want.

>>52930078
>Get ostracized by the Normies because having super powers scares them
>Hang out with superbros

It is not that hard of a choice really

>>52930036
Highlander mentioned she was going to make a Samurai Jack CYOA at some point, so I don't think there'd be much (if any) opposition to CYOAs of that description.

>>52930078
Giving superpowers to degenerates like us would be a horrible, horrible thing to do to the world. So the only way to set things right would be to kill you all.

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>>52930036
Yes. We need more wuxia/ xianxia cyoas. If that's not possible, generic fantasy designed to have the same vibe is fine too.

>>52930121
>designed to have the same vibe
It'd be a pretty boring cyoa, what with luck being the only meaningful stat.

>>52929712
Kingdom Crusher is best, but i'd still would like to see you version of it. It's not a exact copy up to every detail, right? There is bound to be some differences in balance, in kingdoms, still would be interesting. And it's not like most CYOA are unique and don't follow the structure that many other CYOAs already done, we still like them.

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>>52930118
You're acting as if some random anon would go around giving massive horse cocks to his favourite female celebrities. Haha

>>52930163
You better compromise if you give horse cocks to females you have to remove the dicks of male celebrities to balance it

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>>52930132
>luck
>not hard work, determination, and the power of friendship, and some ridiculous prodigious talent in martial arts that allow you to defeat enemies vastly more experienced despite being only a beginner

Let's see if your luck can block my bat, ey?!

>>52930078

My biggest concern to hanging out with other Anons is remaining anonymous.
If my newfound powers can't help me with that, then it's just not worth the risk.

>>52930163
>>52930178
You make it too easy to be the heroic savior of the world by messily murdering everyone else.

>>52930036
>/co/
Meh

>>52930194
Have you like, ever read a xianxia? They're basically defined by the main characters having RIDICULOUS amounts of plot armor. Most of them start off with a worthless piece of shit getting an artifact that makes them completely OP. Entirely because of luck.

>>52930121
What would you want in a generic martial arts cyoa?

>>52930227
>Worthless piece of shit gets an artifact that makes them OP

So basically CYOA characters?

>>52930194
>some ridiculous prodigious talent in martial arts that allow you to defeat enemies vastly more experienced despite being only a beginner

I think that there's a term for this
>Beginner's Luck

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>>52930227
From a metafictional perspective, would that not be fate since the author designed it that way rather than luck?

>>52930247
No, it's more egregious in xianxia. You know how you generally have to take drawbacks to get power in CYOAs? Xianxia MC's don't. They stumble from one situation to another, and whatever it is they're lacking at the moment is the thing they stumble into. Need some super technique to counter your enemy, or more power, or maybe just another waifu? They'll drop into the lap of the MC next chapter. Whatever decisions they make always turn out to be right, even if they had no idea what they were doing.

>>52930270
Is there a functional difference between fate and luck when taken from the perspective of an individual?

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>don't bother planning out my cyoa in text and start making it immediately
>write myself into a corner 70% in

JUST

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>>52928538
No way to find out other than mailing thrallherd.