CYOAs

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May as well repost it. Just got back home.

>>52898173
No, he's just naturally stupid/cringy.
>>52904552
I think a lot of people overestimate how bad it is to deal with something once a week/year. I was kind of intending a lot of people to just pick level 3 in strength/scales or breath and then just metaphorically take the trash out once a week by picking enemies weak to their combat style.
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>>52904988
Actually, I think that NEETdom is something which we should all aspire to, but I wanted people to have to work for it a little because I always enjoyed a good challenge in my CYOAs.

My next CYOA is going to be an academy CYOA that gives you lots of powers for nothing, so hopefully it won't fuck up too badly. Although you'll have to balance your academics/new powers with romances instead of just getting handed both, so who knows. I honestly just don't have it in me to make something with no bite or experimentation to it.

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Yo, anyone who's read the Necromancer CYOA, can you clarify this option for me? Does the number of attacking undead apply to undead Companions? What about any undead that might be summoned by necromancer Companions?

>>52906213
>Sacrifice is the exception to this rule
How? You can just choose neither? Seems counter-intuitive but I don't know what else it could be.

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>>52906563

What is your favorite CYOA?

>>52906213
Selfless Life
Selfish Eagle (time travel is cool)
Selfless Little Girl
Selfish Wizzie
Selfless Mai Waifu (although my motives are not selfless, if everyone had their waifu they would be happier and that would mean I would be exposed to a lot less fucked up shit)
Selfless Tubes (fuck viruses and global electricity is awesome)
Selfish Space BB
Selfless Slam Jam
I really don't want either for King Guy, but I guess I'd go for selfless because fuck being in charge of something like that
Both for sacrifice sound bad. If I were the god of a pocket dimension I would inevitably fuck it up. I also don't really care for saving the world, as it is at least. But I guess I'd pick selfless anyway because muh trippy time loops life is now the twilight zone.

>>52906491
>get rewarded for not wanting to be loved
Thank you!

>>52906589
The Village, Stardust, or Necromancer. Time of Troubles is actually my favorite though if it just had the tiniest bit more descriptions on your wives/companions it'd be my GOAT.

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>Wait a month for Italics to post Pokemon Personified Plus+
>They instead post an entirely different CYOA.
It hurts.

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>>52906872
As long as he lives, there is hope. Hope for a world where he doesn't set deadlines for himself. What a strange and wondrous land that will be.

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>>52906589
I'm am an emotionless robot and can only base the worth of a CYOA by how much power it gives me.

>>52906491
Conduit, Stardust, The summoner one, Magic returns, Space Refugee

>>52907004
Sorry I meant >>52906589

>>52906323
This is why /pol/ is taking over 4chan fyi

>>52906872
?????

>>52907037
/pol/ is too lazy to read anything that doesn't have pictures of anime girls

>>52906491
>>52906520
>can be a nazi
>enemies include liberals, poor people, jews
>trying to act in non-selfish way either doesn't work or outright destroys hordes
/pol/ pls go

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HUSBANDO CYOA WHEN

>>52907065
Never.

>>52907065

Be gone foul creature of the abyss! Have at you! Go back whence you came!

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Where's my tall muscular vampire-werewolf husbando with a 12" cock CYOA? Are youu boys too afraid to make real men in your CYOAs?

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>>52907065
>>52907172

>>52907065

Just for you, I'm going to cobble together one, because your boring meme is so convincing.

I'm also never going to release it.

Must be time to work on waifu cyoa!

>>52907172
If I wasn't too lazy I'd make a CYOA with the most unappealing husbandos possible.

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>>52907222
So you would include yourself?

>>52907235
A fedora tipper would come as standard, yes.

>>52906491
>>52906520
Archetype:
>HikkiNEET Dragon
Hoards:
>Cornucopia
>Cold Fusion Microreactor
>Holodeck
Dragon Powers:
>Sound Element
>Immortality Level 2
>Form Level 1
Boons and Drawbacks:
>Middle of Nowhere
>Cave
Public Unrest:
>Level 2 (ignored due to Middle of Nowhere)
Enemies:
>THAT Guy (level 0)
>The Enterprisers (level 3)

I'll give the Enterprisers my cold fusion reactor in lieu of the holodeck, since they'll accept something of similar value. That leaves me with unlimited electricity, food, water, and a holodeck inside a cave in the middle of nowhere. THAT Guy won't be an issue since I'll never interact with real people. I can live whatever life I please through holograms, forever and without bother.

>>52907222
>>52907235
We could start collecting selfies and biographies of random posters in this thread, then cobble them together into the CYOA all the shitposters obviously wanted.
Husbandos, total lack of need to put in effort to have people talk about one, comfy/shut-in CYOAs and low power levels.

>>52906213
Does the moon crash immediately upon me gaining these things or do we have time? Because I'm fairly sure so long as I pick the option that gives humanity lightspeed travel, we'd be able to get almost everyone off this rock before it fell.

>>52907303
I'm a massive narcissist so I've been wanting this for a while. There's so little competition in these threads.

>>52907048
Italics posted a remake to Dusk City Troubles CYOA two threads ago.

>>52906957
Italics Deadline = Said Deadline Date + 1-2 Months + 4 Days = Day the CYOA is released.

>>52907345
What do we need, then, besides someone who's experienced enough with some kind of image editor that they can whack it together in five minutes and pretend they don't really care?
Selfie, age, hobbies, occupation (or years as NEET), favorite food, favorite kind of benis in anus , ideal date and of course an edge-dripping tagline written by the anon themselves.
Anything else?

>>52906983
Am I missing something here or is kaleidoscope basically 'you become god'? Like, you can just summon demonbane to take care of the entities and then go do...whatever. Since you're fucking omnipotent.

>>52907313
You don't have to pick either of the "sacrifice" options

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>>52907450
>No big cocked bara men

>>52907533

Hello SDA

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Apparently the purpose of this was to try and see what people with choose when classical options are presented, but with their drawbacks massively highlighted instead of their benefits. We've agreed that some of these options fit this prospect (Otaku, Innocent, Adventurer, Socialite), but the others aren't.

How would you change them so that the theme is "massively emphasize the drawbacks of the classical option" instead of a more arbitrary flaw, but while still making them meaningful to choice (i.e. most people won't give a shit if, as the inventor, "you wouldn't get recognition for your inventions" etc.)

>>52907560
How do you distinguish it is SDA?

>>52906508
It's just random undead dudes, anon. You're overthinking it.

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Best CYOA update when?

>>52906508
I think it just meant your starting undead troops that you bought. It's a pretty low tier threat if I remember correctly.

>>52907504
Oh, durf.

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>>52907614
You meant the long needed husbando CYOA?

I agree!

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>>52907781
>Yaoi
>Uses Venus symbol

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>>52907815
Senpai... Just because it's not pointed up and to the right, does not make it a Venus symbol.

>>52907860
fuggg you're right

>>52907781
>Wants a husbando CYOA
>Just doesn't make a copy of Picking-A-Goddess except with male Gods.

>>52906520
If you lose Dragon Blood, say to the Succubus, does it come back over time or is it gone for good?

Also, how and what is 'intercepted' enemies.

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>>52906520
>No Komeido Doragon

>>52907990
I-is that really you anon-kun

>>52906491
Can you steal hoards from another DragoNEET?

>>52908076
No timestamp
You are LYING to me

>>52906518
Yep. You decide if you want to sacrifice your powers periodically to save the world if need be, sacrifice the world to become a God, or do neither and just let your choices stand.

>Yaoi poster ruins /cyoag/
>We turn into /soc/

Who is the authorfag that can save /cyoag/?

>>52907053
>trying to act in non-selfish way either doesn't work or outright destroys hordes
I'll concede the first two, but do you know what a dragon is?

>>52908102
>save /cyoag/
There is no power in this universe capable of saving this collection of degenerates.

>>52908102
It's probably not even a yaoi poster. As was mentioned before, it's probably just a spectacularly autistic 15 year old who thinks he's using reverse psychology in order to get people to post more waifu choosers to "show him".

>>52907346
Huh I didn't think it was changed.

>>52908123
Dusk City the original was 1 page long with 2 events.

Remake posted was 5 pages long with more events.

>>52908111
A hyperintelligent immortal lizard. Who could probably figure out that selling excess power from the microreactor would bring in a lot more money (read: bigger hoard) than not.

>>52907411
Nope, it is. Kaleidoscope is straight up "you win everything forever."

That's why I always refuse to pick that one. Or Power Manipulation, since that one just lets you steal the powers of every single parahuman, Endbringer, and Entity without even the most trivial challenge either. At least Alexandria requires you to nominally exert yourself, you know?

>>52908145
Not quite. They're also the metaphorical embodiments of greed, at least in Western mythology. Sharing your horde is antithetical to being a dragon. It's like pimping out your waifu.

>>52908192
>like pimping out your waifu
Flamewar in three, two, one...

>>52908190
hmmmmmmmmmm
6/10
you lose an entire point for having weeb poster behind you, otherwise 7/10.

>>52908192
>pimping out your waifu
stfu fag I'll pimp out your waifu

>>52907881
Reminds me, I'd love an expansion to the Pick a Goddess CYOA that includes all the Gods who cross-dressed or turned themselves into women. How can you say no to picking up Loki and Thor as your beloved waifus (male)?

>>52908218
>Implying Italics isn't going to add in Loki (Female) into the Picking a GODDESS cyoa.

>>52907450
>not anime girl pictures

This one really made me uncomfortable.

>>52908301
ditto for that, man.

>>52906213
selfless for the first nine
none for sacrifice

party on

>>52908140
Yes but he already remade it once.

>>52908379
No he didn't.

He made a CYOA set in the same universe as it called Spire.

>>52908422
Oh okay.

Haven't been around in awhile. Any good OC recently?

>>52908570
No. Unless you're into waifushit or autism, but if that's the case kindly die in a fire.

>>52908570
Nope. No OC is ever made. We have gone weeks without it. There is only shitposting.

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>>52907065
Does this count?
No furries, so it's worthless to me.

>>52908287
>implying Loki (female) isn't best Goddess.

>>52908717
Nah. The best goddess was Yahweh, but she got retcon out of the cyoa lore. Damn Italicverse

>/soc/posting status: prevented
MODS = GODS

Now discuss CYOAs.

What's your favorite CYOA setting and why? I kinda like weird Lovecraftian shit that Luminal dude does, such a shame his CYOAs is such a mess mechanically.

>>52908805
That's what happens when dirty human mongrels have the hubris to observe and understand gods.

>>52908830
>/soc/posting status: prevented

Que?

>>52906213
Selfish Immortality. Fuck making anyone who participated in our last election immortal.

Selfish Flight. Sorry, guys, but all of time and space are calling to me.

Selfless Girl. I don't want to be the little girl, so you can have this one.

Selfless Wizard. I spend a few thousand years practicing magic, I'm still going to be capable of mighty and earth-shattering spells. May as well let everyone have some fun.

Selfless Waifu. Fuck the author for saying I can't take my waifu with me with Selfish Flight. Have some waifus, guys.

Selfless Internets. I have no interest in Google. I do have an interest in free universal wifi.

Selfless Space. I'm immortal, what am I going to do with eternity if I already know all the answers? Plus the future is going to be real boring if humanity doesn't get off this rock.

Selfless Sports. See my answer for Wizard. Seriously, no matter what option I pick I'm going to be immortal, you should come up with something better for the selfish options than "git gud."

Selfless King. Sorry, too busy being a wizard and running around in time and space.

No Sacrifice. Fuck both of these.

>>52908830
>Urban fantasy
I like the idea of there being more shit going on on Earth. With a different world (but still Urban fantasy), I don't know how everything works.
You'd need so much exposition to make Urban fantasy work if you're also on a different planet.

>>52903938
No.

>>52904553
It seems like I did well including Hospitaller. There've been some really nice builds with it.

>>52904885
I don't think I'll be updating this one (though I maaaay replace St. Lazarus). I'm considering making a full, fleshed-out Crusader CYOA, given the generally positive response to this.

>>52908867
>Selfless King. Sorry, too busy being a wizard and running around in time and space.

Selfless King chooses the best person for the job.
You are now an immortal time teleporting wizard.
Odds are you are getting chosen anyway.

>>52909111
It specifically says someone /else/, though.

>>52908301
Do you want to know what the extra uncomfortable part is? The guy that made it admitted that they're all based on his friends in real life.

>>52908830
>What's your favorite CYOA setting and why?
Dark City, Beyond Sanctuary. Both of them are by Liminal and sound like interesting places.

The first one isn't that miserable in tone, it's basically dark magical girls, and the second one is full of darkness and abuse, but it offers you at least one glimmer of hope in the dimensional ships, so it doesn't have to have a sad ending in your imagination.

I also like Space Refugee, which is just good pulpy space adventure fun with your crazy companions.

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>>52906213
Hi guys, my loli waifu CYOA is coming along nicely but I have a question, should the player be able to pick the loli's fetishes or should they be predetermined for each loli?

>>52909381
Both. Each character has a few fetishes and one or two turn offs.

You can choose to add one or two more, or remove turn ons/turn offs.

>>52909410
This sounds fine

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>>52906213
>Selfish
Immortality
Flight/Teleportation/Time Travel
Little Girl

>Selfless
Wizard
Waifu/Soulmate What if I was someone's soulmate?
Internet
Space Travel
Sport Hah, Russia will never win the Olympics ever again once they can't cheat
NWO

>Fuck sacrifice

I'll be an time-hopping, immortal, prepubescent witch while the magic-weilding, space-faring humanity becomes an idyllic paradise under the machinations of the NWO.

>What's the point of Selfish Waifu if Immortality is the ONLY Selfish power you can share with her?

>>52909111
Being long lived does not a great leader make.
Hell, being an immortal wizard probably makes you worse.

Can someone post the lastest battlemage CYOA update?

>>52909490
Be the court magician to the NWO. Immortality means you've got a lot of experience, an immortal wizard would be a great advisor.

>>52909465
>What's the point of Selfish Waifu if Immortality is the ONLY Selfish power you can share with her?
The only real conflict is if you pick Selfish Flight. You can still enjoy your waifu if you're amazingly powerful wizard, emperor of the world, little girl, and so on.

>>52909381
Be careful with fetishes, it's usually a bad idea to have them stated outright because it can ruin characters.

>no be the hobo cyoa

>>52909603
>tfw inundated with screeching spergs who demand content but will never actually open up an image program and make it
Is this the worst feel?

>>52909603
fuck off
right now

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>>52906983
>Endbringer (999 feet tall pic related, starts in Albuquerque, May 15th 2010)
>World Breaker
>Alexandria
>Legend
>Eidolon
>Emperor of Man
>Kaleidoscope
>Inspired Inventor
>Psychokinetic
>Power Manipulation
>Shaper
>Inner Worlds
>Probable Outcome
>Rejecting Reality
>Arbiter of Fate
>Blank
>Shattered Limiter
>Invictus
>Additional Core
>Additional Core
>Additional Core
>Unbound Form
>Alien Nature
>Golden Morning: Maximum Difficulty
>The Cycle Begins Anew

Final Boss mode.

Is there anything in the multiverse that can beat this build?

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>>52909603
People really should stop thinking there is no CYOA for every posiible topic

>>52909195
Did he? He said the Israeli girl was one he knew in real life (and was actually an IDF soldier), but nothing about the others. It seems very unlikely to me he could personally know all of them, especially given that some of the pictures are very old, well known pics of models.

>>52909465
>little girl
>what if I'm someone's soul mate?

Then you'll be dating a pedophile...

>>52907037
This shit is awesome even without the naughty bits and acts unthinkable to a good christian boy from the Bible Belt.

>>52909729
I see you found a flaw in my cunning plan.

>>52909729
You're being too literal, "become the little girl" is just a meme way of wording it even if the result is a girl who isn't little.

>>52909465
>What if I was someone's soulmate?
Considering that it says that it doesn't raise your chances of finding one, I assume you aren't.

>>52909669
Demonbane.

>>52908301
Why?

>>52909694
That's a hobo equipment cyoa, not a be the hobo cyoa.

>>52909725
He doesn't know the PICTURES. The profiles are based on people he knew.

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>>52909808
>tfw a cyoa tells you that no one will ever love you unless you literally make them to do so

>>52909847
Whys that disturbing? It's not like the information is specific enough you could find and harass them or something. I bet you there's more than one fat geek girl in Springfield. And it does give it a very strong sense of realism.

>>52909837
>You are a hobo
>not a be the hobo cyoa.

>>52908367
This man knows what's up

>>52909787
>I'll be an time-hopping, immortal, prepubescent witch
>prepubescent

>>52909808
You just need to time travel to before anyone who was alive when you made your choices was born. Go find yourself your ideal medieval peasant girl or your delicious brown Sumerian.

>>52909913
That's what I get for not reading his build, I was just talking about it in general terms.

>>52909787
Don't be mistaken. I'm fully intending on being a time-hopping tyke.

>>52906213
Selfless on everything except immortality and nothing for sacrifice.
Making EVERYONE live forever is a horrible idea, regardless of what the description says it protects against.

>>52906213
>Nothing in the universe can kill you
I don't feel like living in the vaccuum of space. Sucks when you're forced to pick one thing because the other is shit.
>Selfless Life is a rock
>Selfish Fly like an eagle
>Selfless Be the little girl
>Selfish Wizard
>Selfless Mai waifu
>Selfish Series of tubes
>Selfless In space, baby
>Selfish Slam jam
>Selfish King-guy
>No sacrifice

Make a harem out of the cute little girls ITT. Enjoy knowing that it's cute little tsundere girls behind all the shitposting. And they do it for my attention.
Then live life on easy mode with magic, teleportation, and making laws.

>>52910184
>waaaah I don't wanna get stuck in the vacuum of space!
>selfish fly like an eagle
Man what.

>>52910266
I clearly did not think this through. Thanks.
>>52910184
Changing Selfless Life is a rock to the Selfish one.

I think I'll use Magic and Fly like an eagle to turn Hitler and the other dudes in powers into tsundere lolis. War is much more fun if it's cute girls having pillow fights!

>>52910184
Wizard can probably create matter out of nothing, so selfish immortality SHOULD be fine.

>>52910302
>Animes with cute girls as historical figures are now historicaly accurate

>>52910327
You got it!

I think I will make a cute girl boarding school with all the people from 4chan that wanted to be girls.
Have a /b/ dorm (that you DON'T want to visit!), a /tg/ one with cute girls roleplaying. Sounds fun.
I'll be the older sister-teacher they all get crushes on...

>>52906589
I'm fond of conduit.

>>52909888
But you don't get to choose any hobo circumstances, and all of the choices are just random meaningless numbers and an item that does nothing.

>>52910384
Should i be worried that it sounds kinda good?

>>52906589
The Village, Overlord, Space Refuge, God of Comfort.

>>52910519
No. Why would you? It's fun!
I want to DM a game for the cutegirl-/cyoag/ players. Something fun like being adventures having to find relics to become magical girls?
And use magic to make it all look real, and have sound effects and stuff.

If you choose to act on your crush on your Onee-chan, that's up to you~

>>52906589
RWBY, Time-stop chill zone, autism prison, and I think NEET dragon may enter that list soon

>>52906589
Three magic potions, Seven Deadly Sin Rings, Space Bounty Hunter, Power Armor, Wizard Spellbook, Age of Wizards/Time of Magic/Whatever It's Called.

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I don't think my personality types are very good. Can you help me out? You pick how your maid generally acts then also get points for more traits based on which you pick here.

(also testing if boy-nipples gets me banned.)

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>>52906589
Monster Hunter

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>>52910742
>maid
>him

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>>52910753
Smug Wendy CYOA when?

>>52910742
I would think the hands down pants interaction would be worse than male nipples.

>>52909603
wasnt there a space hobo cyoa?
and a busker cyoa?
plus the myriad of cyoas that have non-stationary eternal traveler like routes
i mean close enough has to mean something anon

>>52909539
Would you honestly take advice from anyone who posts here?

>>52910858
I would

>>52910858
I'd set myself up as an immortal wizard advisor to the human crown.

I'm not taking advice from people here, I'm giving it to someone else.

>>52910873
This is why you'll be here forever.

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Forever waiting for the update.

Would there be interest in a Bond villain CYOA where you choose your method of income, base location, femme fatales, henchmen, minions, goals and opposing government organization?

I've been feeling creative lately.

>>52910742
Does this count as a waifu or husbando cyoa?

>>52907450
>inuk
>goes to college
Suspension of disbelief broken

>>52910973
God yes.

>>52910973
Yes.

>>52910607
Is this an actual offer?

>>52910973
As long as it includes hobo henchmen.

>>52910979
Mostly waifu (male) but you can also make a husbando.
>>52910799
But... you can't see anything?
Any comments on the writing?

>>52910973
Yes. But I also want the option to pick my Number 1 to go with my Number 1. And don't take that the wrong way.

>>52910973
Sounds good but if it's explicitly Bond villain, include a choice of how you will die and why.

>>52910803
Space hobo has you immediately fond a home, I've never seen a busker cyoa, and eternal traveller options are not hobo cyoas, as it removes the option of established hobo territories.

>>52911028
A more confident, traditionally masculine maid option would be nice.

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Make your choice first, then check the box. If you try to cheat, cyoa gods will notice and none of next ten waifu cyoas will have a waifu for you.

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>>52911070
Don't open until you have made a choice.

>>52908805
>Italics adds Yaweh to Picking a Goddess
>The goddesses were figments of the readers imagination and Yaweh kept them alive not to be a dick.
>/cyoag/ waifufags got butthurt by it.
>Italics had to make another update completely removing Yaweh as a choice and every goddess being a figment of the imagination.

>This isn't the first time Italics got waifufags angry and butthurt.
I think Italics gets off on making waifufags angry or butthurt before changing things so people will read the cyoa.

>>52911070
I will bite low fantasy please

>>52911000
Sure! Right when this cyoa happens in real life!
I would have to learn how to DM and stuff but I don't think that can be too hard. We'll have tea parties, and we'll stay up late on school nights and I'll tuck you into bed and kiss your foreheads.
It'll be so cute!

>>52911070
Steampunk robot! What do I get?

>>52911086
Oh my. Sounds like fun. I guess it's time for "To Catch a Brat".

>>52911062
Which personality type would that replace? Obedient-Masc?
Also what's that? Batman's butler?

>>52910973
Ok, there's interest. Gonna spit ball some concepts here before I get writing.

Finances cover how your organization makes money, but also influence which international spy agency is going to give you the most attention. This could range from gun running to stock market manipulation.

Bases are varied and provide security, which is resistance to enemy operations. These could range from moon bases to volcano lairs to fortified sky scrapers. They also provide terror, which is used to purchase minions.

Henchmen are your highly capable agents. Each has a "Number One" bonus, but you can only have one number one. They require loyalty to purchase and provide security, operations (their ability to succeed), and terror. Some might be femme fatales.

Minions are your nameless/faceless goons. They come in groups which you can mix and match. Some types perform better in some bases, for example, Gillmen do well in areas near or under water but suffer in other areas. They provide security and industry.

Your goals have requirements, but also influence which spy agency is after you.

Those spy agencies have different methods and agents you need to look out for.

>>52911070
Haha jokes on you, I don't care about waifus..

>>52910909
Was, Pokemon Personified even that bad in terms of lore? I thought most of the world pretty, okay.

>>52910909
All I got from that CYOA was that there were way too many potential companions.

>>52911239
Clarification; Gillmen are just dudes in scuba gear, not actual black lagoon monsters.

And reading through this stuff, I think I'll switch terror to majesty. Sounds better.

I gotta brainstorm the resources you have, how you get them and how you spend them.

>>52911125
Oh shoot I already came up with a plot for our story!
You have to deal with the dragon that has been bullying the Princess for the last few.
You're fighting the dragon but it looks bad. You're all biting your fingernails as one of you rolls the die for the last hit... it's a Nat 20!
You roar in excitement and defeat the mean dragon!
But then you learn the dragon was only bullying the Princess because she has a crush and doesn't know how to confess to the Princess.
Then you derail my beautifully crafted campaign to help the Dragon confess

Secretly I hoped this would happen. I noticed one of the girls in the group had a crush on another. I wanted to help her get the courage to confess! If even a strong dragon is scared then it's okay that she is too.
Our game then shows the girl that there is nothing to be afraid of and the rest of the group and I watch as she confesses.... and the other girl says she feels the same way!
Oh my poor heart! Nothing is more pure than girl's love!

>>52911280
Order had way too many companions.

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>>52911241
Waifus will still care about you, so have a consolation box.

>>52911125
Cyoa is real when?

>>52906213
>Selfish:
Life is a Rock
Wizard
Series of Tubes
Slam Jam
King-Guy

>Selfless:
Fly like an Eagle
Be the Little Girl
Mai Waifu
In Space, Baby

It's interesting that most of these choices were set up such that I made the selection more to avoid the other option then out of any strong desire for the option I actually chose, itself. Some of the implicit consequences of some of these option (usually the Selfless option, but not always)

>>52906213
All selfless. None in sacrifice.

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>>52906213
How old is too old for a 'little' girl?

>>52911461
I think 13-14 is the top

>>52911280
The lore in the companion profiles straight out mentions a bunch of bad stuff going in the CYOA.

Genesis dindu nuffin wrong though.

>>52911486
5.

>>52911581
Yes he used the characters as exposition dumps. That's why there's so many.

>>52911486
meant for >>52911486

>>52911070
I'm gonna be th majestic flying whale.

>>52911486
It's a matter of perspective: to someone who is 90-years old and has seen some shit a 30-year old woman could be considered a little girl.

>>52910973
I would pay for it.

>>52911639
kek

>>52910973
>femme fatales
People will like it just for this

>>52911070
>no mystery box
Kidding. Anyway, I think I'll go with the Low Medieval option.

>>52911769
shit oh fuck it

>>52910742
Gay

>>52911618
I wouldn't say that. Most of the exposition dumps are in the more expensive companions/head of the factions companions.

Outside of them you just get regular characters which there is a lot of.

>>52911872
Thank you for your contribution, captain obvious.

Thinking of making a new CYOA, any ideas?
I want to make it kinda simple because I have trouble Focusing on something for a long time

>>52912170
Choose your spirit animal which you can manifest as a ghostly apparition. Also gives a cool, thematic power.

>>52912170
A non-shit NEET dragon

>>52912170
Angel appears and tells you that your shitposting has reached such levels that the Creator of All has personally condemned you to the deepest layer of hell to suffer for eternity. Bargain with the angel about what virtuous acts you are going to perform to get upgraded to various higher layers of hell. To reach heaven, you must control your autism and become a productive member of society.

>>52912170
"AHDH and other medication"-CYOA. Maybe personified/waifu'ied? Pick a girl, her personality is based on the drug and you get the effect of the drug.
Like that one drug waifu CYOA that never gets posted.

>>52912211
id prefer a non-neet shitdragon

teaches marine biology at a community college
but made of and can summon the full force of fecal matter

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>>52912170
Waifus vs Husbandos
Where waifus are destined to win because waifus best and fujoshis need to be PURGED

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>>52912308
>spoiler
IMPOSSIBLE
IT CANNOT BE DONE

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Pick 1

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>>52912170
Burglary in the style of Catwoman, Lupin III and Carmen Sandiago.

>>52912431
Nero because my fetish

>>52912436
fuck the rest of it

camen sandiego cyoa when?
i need to steal the eiffel tower and hide it in a horse ranch in qatar and i need to do it now!

>>52912170
HOBO CYOA

Thrallherd! How's the cyoa coming?

>>52912431
Chalice all goddamn day.

>>52912431
Is there even any choice besides Nero?

>>52912498
It's going well XD
I think I can be done in two weeks !

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>>52906589
Nemesis!

>>52912431
So we've got
Dom loli
furfag
vanilla w/ amputee
exhibitionism
with vanilla and exhibitionism giving no real power.

Hm. I'll go with Nero. I may be yiffing in hell, but i get sweet magic powers for it.

>>52912431
Nero all day. Shapeshifting sounds fun

>>52912431
I'm not turning into anything so that lets Nero out. Orcs are shit so Persis is out too. Mox is not curvy enough.

I guess Chalice, but I would like her more if she were a dom.

>>52912597
>not wanting to use shapeshifting to be the little girl

>>52906213
>Life is a rock
Selfless
>Fly Like and Eagle
Selfless
>Be the little girl
I don't WANT to be a little girl
>Wizard
Selfish because fuck magical world war III
>Mai waifu
I don't think I have a waifu but being the only person in the fucking planet who doesn't ever find true love sounds horrible. I'd like to say Selfless but being honest probably Selfish
>Series of Tubes
Sign me the fuck up for replacing my shitty third world connection. Everyone getting magic free electricity and internet probably won't harm anyone either
>In Space, Baby
For what purpose would I want a bunch of knowledge that will haunt me for the rest of my life but which I can't use for anything productive? Selfless
>Slam Jam
Selfless
>King-Guy
So with the other choices there's already free electricity and internet for anyone, anyone can just fly to wherever they want, nobody ages past 20 and FTL travel is just around the corner. Leaving it to the most suited individual would make the world into a straight up utopia.
>Sacrifice
Selfless, I can live with not having magic or my hypothetical waifu once a month and killing everyone sounds awful. This should be way harsher, something like you lose your powers in 10 years, in order to make it even worth considering for anyone but the turbo munchkins who picked selfish on everything

>>52912623
No, not really.

>>52912623
nigger, you will be having sex with octopuses and other weird shit. Not octopus girls, the actual animal because nero is crazy and wants to see how far you can go.

>>52907576
I have no idea how you'd fix this one. Here was my experience:
After reading the first one, I didn't even bother reading the boons, I just went straight to reading the drawbacks, to see if there were any I'd live with. I asked myself "Would I accept this, under any circumstances?" and said no to all of them. I didn't even have to read what they offered, because nothing they could offer would get me to accept any of them.

>>52912623
or for tentacle fun.

>>52912658
Worth it

>>52912431
>people not picking dom loli
smdh

>>52912574
>yiffing
ONLY if you're fucking an anthropomorphic animal. Interspecies and furry is NOT the same!

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>>52912170
Ok, I made this lame OC while waiting for your responses. Thanks

>>52912574
Kemomimi =/= furry

>>52912597
If Chalice was a dom, all the girls would be.

>>52912713
Customizing. Gonna be a fucking 10/10 hot redhead with a few freckles.
Didn't read the others

>>52912713
Obviously door. Nothing there even approaches being as cool

>>52912702
So there will be yiffing, but also other shit.

>>52912717
>crazy wizard wants to experiment with shapeshifting sex
>thinks it'll be limited to animal ears

>>52912713
Door, assuming that it can't open to places that are instantly lethal when door is opened, like "atmosphere was replaced with argon", "everything is made of fire and angry ghosts", "earth was replaced by a black hole" or "papa nurgle's realm".

>>52912813
>hating on papa nurgle
he just wants you to be happy

>>52912824
He also wants about trillion of bacteria, fungii and parasites to be happy too and is ok with me being a bit unhappy as long as overall happiness goes up.

>>52912713
Custom body. I'd like to be hot, yes.
I like guns but there's nobody I need to shoot and it's a finite choice.
The button is horrible. If the button were a million dollars, it'd be a moral choice, but for $10 you'd have to be an edgelord to pick it.
The hair is a cool choice, I just liked the custom body better.
The door is for people who are bored and want adventure, which isn't me.

>>52912713
The button is tempting, not because of the money, but because i could conceivably kill one of you fuckers through the internet with my hate.

But I'll go with door.

>>52912713
So I can kill anyone I want just by pushing this button until they die, AND I get money out of it? Yes.

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>>52912713
>With my luck I'd die on first press of button
>mfw

>>52912941
Look on the bright side, it'd be cheaper than the helium tank

>>52912951
>helium
Wouldn't nitrogen be an easier death? Or maybe it's easier to get helium.
I don't know. I'd just slit up both arms after downing pain pills and booze.

>>52912881
I pretty much agree with you except didn't feel like I need a new body that much. Maybe the door will have something cool behind it, maybe not. Doesn't need to be an adventure, if the wizard whose tower it opens to doesn't want a new apprentice, maybe he's still willing to trade magic wands for toilet paper and chocolate bars.
>>52912920
You have just as big chance of killing yourself as any specific person when you hammer that button.

>>52911070
>>52911086
Almost SciFi almost doesn't even have a downside for me because I'm fucking stupid.

>>52912978
Any inert gas will do, really.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

>>52913034
Easy, painless death is a risk I'm willing to take. It sounds edgy as fuck, but if you give me a button and tell me that I can remove myself or certain people from this world, and if I live, I also have free cash, I'm hammering that button until I die or they die.

>>52912713
I pick the gun and shoot myself.

>>52911070
Free Ice

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>>52912713
I'll be rich!
Would choose the door but there's no way that would end well.

>>52913192
poor chinese people they are going to die

>>52912881
>it would be a moral choice if i got more money by killing people
no anon, you are the edgelord

>>52913271
And India. Africa too. Really, if you live in western country, chances are you have to hammer that button really hard to kill anyone you know about.

Downside is that at 10$ a pop, you'll probably get RSI pretty fast.

>>52913292
You can save a lot of lives with a million dollars. I wasn't saying "gee I'd kill people for a ferrari but not for a pizza"

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>>52910973
Sounds good
especially the femme fatales waifus, who are we kidding here

>>52913271
They had it coming, the currency manipulating bastards.

>>52913315
Upside is you'll easily be able to pay for medical care.

>>52912498
Ya know he updates this when he gets work done right?
http://m.imgur.com/a/A25Uy

>>52913322
you were saying exactly that lol, since obviously you could sell the ferari

>>52913292
If you want lots of money from that button, you'll be hammering it like it's a day job.

Million dollars. Let's assume you can hit the button twice per second. Just guesstimate since we don't know what kinda button it is. So that's 100k presses, meaning 50k seconds.
That's almost 14 hours of slapping that button, at turbo speed.

It's less of "would you kill someone you probably don't know for luxury" and more "are you lazy enough to become mass murderer to avoid working".

>>52913393
>twice per second
Check out this slowpoke

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>>52913393
>are you lazy enough to become mass murderer to avoid working

>>52913315
I see literally no downside except your fingers will hurt.

>>52913393
the vast majority of people in the world couldn't get that kind of income no matter how hard they tried, so saying it's to avoid working is inaccurate

it's still murder for money though, an the final amount you get is completely irrelevant

"use the money to save lives lol" is a retarded excuse, because who the fuck would give a murderer money to save lives when that money-equivalent belonged to someone else before you got it through murder

>>52913393
>>52913292
I don't see the edge in there, i too would consider a 1 mil for random death button, but not the 10$.

>>52913466
>I don't see edge in killing someone for gain

>>52913480
b-b-but it's okay because he's only haphazardly killing a few people for money!!!

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>>52912713
I want to customise my body to become a cute girl, please and thankyou.

>>52912881
The morally correct option is to become a trophy wife with Character Creator. No one is hurt AND you get laid!

>>52911070
>>52911086
Almost Sci-fi + Steampunk robot, question my own mechanical functions= Free painless death

>>52911326
Kek

>>52913480
It's a bad thing to do, but not an edgelord thing to do. Edgelord thing to do would be getting money for killing your family members. A lot of people are indifferent to the deaths of random people they never knew and there is thousands upon thousands of people killing others for money either directly or indirectly by running profitable industry that they know is giving people cancer because of chemicals or something like that.

>>52913572
>killing random people for 10 dollars isn't edgy

>>52913572
Being indifferent to vague deaths and being indifferent to your directly own murders aren't quite the same things, anon.

>>52913572
>here, let me give you a few edgelord excuses for why I'm not actually an edgelord

>>52913528
Best choice. I'm with you.

>>52913674
>>52913643
Are you telling me a a hobo who kills another hobo for 10$ or a terrorist mercenary who blows up a hundred people for a hefty cash are edgelords and not just bad people?

>>52906213

>Selfish
>Selfish
>Selfless
>Selfless
>Selfless
>Selfish
>Selfless
>Selfish
>Selfless
>Selfish

In that exact order.

>>52913720
I think the person who rationalizes that murdering someone for enough money is okay but not okay if there isn't enough money (assuming risks involved like prison or revenge murders are not an issue in either case), is a huge fucking edgelord.

>>52913771
I don't think people are trying to rationalise it morally. They're just putting a price on their morality, essentially. Not edgy unless they angst about it or try to justify it too much.

>>52907450
Not nearly enough delicious brown, and all the brown choices are rather suboptimal.

I guess Arielle, if these are my only choices.

>>52906589

RWBY is pretty good, and Persona was alright too.

But I'd say that my overall favorite is Accidental Magical Girl. At least I think that's what it's called.

>>52913771
Maybe this example is easier to understand for you.
Consider someone who would suck a single dick for million dollars.
Then consider someone who would suck a million dicks for dollar each.

Which one is bigger faggot?
You.

>>52913720
I think you're an edgelord because you're justifying killing someone for ten dollars.

I am. If you presume there are people in the world dying of curable diseases they don't have enough money to cure, then you can do math.
Push the button, lose one human life, save a number of human lives equal to the money divided by the cost of treatment. This becomes a utilitarian positive when the saved lives are greater than one.
The interesting moral question becomes, at what net benefit does the personal culpability in the one death become worth it to an individual.

>>52913912
Or, how many people have to be tied to the first track before you switch tracks and condemn the one guy tied to the second track.

>>52913771
Killing one person for 1 million $ and killing 100 000 for the same amount is a huge fucking difference.

>>52913912
>utilitarian positive
Anon, only psychopaths consider utilitarianism anything other than an interesting thought experiment.

So if that's your moral justification, i dub thee edgy the hedgehog.

>>52913897
I explicitly said i wouldn't do it for 10$. I was justifying killing someone for a million dollars.

>>52913912
Who are you talking to?

>>52912713
Can I use the character creator to become an eldritch abomination, or is it just limited to the realm of human possibilities? If so, then I'll take the door so long as it can't open to somewhere immediately lethal.

>>52914006
Oh, uh, this guy, sorry. >>52913844

>>52913864
You're not sure of the name of your favorite CYOA?

>>52913976
>interesting thought experiment
I thought that was what we were doing.

>>52913973
Yes. But saying that it's not morally reprehensible because you get a lot of money for only one murder makes you an edgelord. Not the actual willingness to kill, but the lack of morality.

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>>52910775

>>52906323

So I was thinking about making another build, but it always takes me such a long time. I get....distracted when making characters for this:(

>>52914077
interesting thought experiment in the 'wow, it's really easy to justify incredibly evil shit if you used this as a moral framework'. Also the entire thing with how it's functionally impossible to measure positives and negatives in an objective way.

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>>52914095

>>52914090
I am not saying it's moral, i saying i would consider such an option.

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>>52914144

>>52912658

It'd at least be interesting.

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>>52914232
Smug girls with braided twintails are so wonderful.

>>52914044

I saw it once and had fun with it. I'm only in these threads every once in a blue moon anyways. But yes, in it you are press ganged into taking Kyubey's bargain and becoming a magical girl, choose your powers and off you go.

>>52910858
It depends. Given how most niggas bolt for immortality-goodness-intelligence-wizard powers-waifu builds...
Surprisingly yes.

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>>52906589
Conduit is by far the most fascinating for me.

>>52914276
What's this referencing?

>>52907450

Rundown of girls, in order:


Whitey McKeptgirl:

>Good family
>Nicely brought up
>Educated and Intellegent
>Hella classy
All good stuff so far.
>Snooty about genre fiction
Red flag, but I could live with it.
>Anti-smoking
>Prefers quiet and thoughtful dates over £££ expended
>Good cook
>Expects gentlemanly behaviour
All works for me.
>Panda-like sex drive
Meh; I've gone without any sex at all so far, this ain't gonna kill me.
>Bible thumper
There's worse things than having to get up early on a Sunday and mouth along with some hymns.
>Leftist
Uh oh...
>Keeps her politics to herself
Oh, that's okay, then.
Overall: A good, solid, maybe.

Eskimo Nell:

>Educated
>Clever
>Close with her family
Good, good.
>Upbeat, outgoing
>Outdoorsy, animal lover
>Movie buff
>Know guns, but not a gun-nut
>Watches her weight
All fine
>Romantically & sexually aggressive
>Somewhat religious
Okay
>Outspoken eco-mentalist/feminist
PASS
Overall: Pass.

Blindy McBlindface:

>Low income
Doesn't bother me
>Warm, thoughtfull, introspective
Good stuff so far.
>Into music, wants me to be likewise
Even if it's all music I hate, there's worse things.
>Wants me to be creative
...does she considder mini painting & terrain making 'creative'? Otherwise I may be in trouble, but this is a problem with me, not her.
>Stoner
RED FLAG, RED FLAG! Is this a medical thing because of the blind? If she's just a druggie, this would be a problem. Obviously if it *is* medical then that's different.
>caffine fiend, bad cook
Eh, I can live with it.
>Wants romance & sexual gentleness
Fine by me!
Overall: Depends on whether she's a pot-head or not. I don't do no druggies.

The black one:

>Good income, but not profligate
Super
>Bright and talkative
>Likes collecting stuff
>Likes travel
>Likes comedies
Okay
>Smoker
Not great, but hardly a deal-breaker
>Likes surprises and novelty
>Very mildly religious
Whatever
>Outspoken 'strong' leftist
Oh dear.
Overall: A weak maybe.

>>52914276
I'm in love

>>52914394

Wendy's vs Hardees on Twitter

>>52907450
>>52914408

Boobalicious:

>Intelligent
>Works from home
Yup
>Conversationally and emotionally aggressive and domineering
PASS
>Weeaboo
PASS
>Won't shut up about stupid weeaboo shit
PASSPASSPASSPASS
>Drunk/pot-head
PASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASS
>Oversexed
Sounds like the sort of thing that's fun at first, but gets very old very quickly.
>Libertarian
PASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASS.
Overall: ...Yeah, I'll pass.

London Von Britbong:

>Busker
>Hates mother but serious daddy-issues
RED FLAG!
>Hipster
>Window-licking, swivel-eyed, howl-at-the-moon, turbo-mentalist
RED FLAG! RED FLAG!
>Graffiti-ist
>Practices the French sport of running away
Yeah, no thanks.
>Even more lunacy
DANGER! DANGER! I DETECT DANGER TO ANON!
>Slob
>Whatever
>I've already made up my mind
Overall: RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! RUN FAR AND FAST AND NEVER LOOK BACK!

Texas chick.

>Close with family
Good
>Doesn't plan for the future
>Bad with money
Not good, but not the worst thing on the world.
>Fun-loving
That's nice.
>Extroverted
>People person
Not bad in and of themselves, but not my thing.
>Smokes
Again, not a deal breaker but less than great.
>Wants to 'draw me out of my shell'
PASS
>Somewhat religious
>Center-right politics
Overall: Pass.

Emo chick:

>Teenager
Red flag!
>Typical emo-teen presonality
PASS
>Typical emo-teen hobbies
PASS
>Typical emo-teen likes & dislikes
PASS
Overall: PASS

Poo in the loo.

>Good money
That's nice
>Mature, outgoing
Good
>Likes action & horror films
Also good
>Football fan
Not my scene, but whatever.
>Work-related mandatory diet
Fair enough.
>High cost, high maintainance
Yeah; no. Pass.
>Not close with familiy
Red flag.
>Strongly leftist
Pass.
Overall: definite pass.

SDA x Italics
Highlander x Bliss
You x Berri

Pick 1 to support.

>>52907450
>>52914408
>>52914449

She-brew:

>Reasonably intelligent
Okay
>Little free time
Oh.
>A little over-hyped
Oh dear.
>Super-outdoorsy
Not something I'd do on my own, but would probably be good for me.
>Very honest
A plus
>Passionate
Fine
>Strongly into Dennis the peasant politics
PASSPASSPASSPASS
>We are an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
PASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASSPASS
Overall: PASS!!!!

Fitness fanatic:

>Well educated
>G.S.O.H.
>Caring
All good.
>Does not get on well with quiet introverts.
Oh.
>Super into fitness, wants me to be into it, too
Well, she'd be very good for me, at least.
>Filthy casual
Eeewww! But I guess I could overlook it.
>Non-smoker
Good.
>Good cook
Also good.
>Diet nazi
Not so good.
>High maintainance in effort and cost
Even less good.
>Will do anal / threesomes
Super!
>Secular, a-political
Works for me.
Overall: Weak maybe.

Little miss average:

>Good with numbers
Good for her?
>Good at reading people
That's nice.
>Very good cook
Good
>Good at cards
Again; good for her?
>Fan of schlock
I can dig it, daddio.
>Loves to cook
>Kind of demanding, but puts as much effort in herself
Fine.
>Not much for sex
As a kissless virgin, this doesn't bother me at all.
>Centerist politics
M'okay.
Overall: A strong maybe.

Azn chick:

>Good money
>Classy
>Intelligent
>Highly educated
>Ladylike
Marvelous!
>Likes vidya, especially civ IV & Morrowind
Me likey!
>Non-smoker
A plus.
>Level-headed, sensible aproach to romance & procreation
>Wants a house-husband
>Will treat her family with luxuries
I like what I'm hearing!
>Into fem-dom
Hurt me so good, mommy! Let me lick your heels!
>Secret fem-dom
I'll never tell that you're making me wear a chastity cage.
>Buddhist
...Fine?
>Right-leaning politics, but regards politics as a private matter.
Perfect!
Overall: This woman may have been created with me in mind! Yes, yes, yes!!!!

>>52914312
>furry shit
Into the trash

>>52914428
I'd watch an anime of this, but only if it ends with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhcnN_CKoaA

>>52914464
Why is there no option to murder them all to power an actually decent cyoa (i.e. one that they didn't write)?

>>52907450
>>52914408
>>52914449
>>52914484

Flatty O'pancakechest

>No boobs what-so-ever.
If I wanted to have sex with a 12-year-old boy I'd become a middle-school janitor.
>Rich parents who try to buy her love
They can't live forever, right?
>Drug-addled party girl
PASS! Again; I don't do no drugies!
>Into theatre
>Non-smoker
Nice, but doesn't make up for rampant, habitual drug abuse.
>Hired help
See above
>Over-sexed
As with the boob girl; seems like it would start to grate after a while.
Overall: Big ol' pass.

Conclusion:

Azn chick is the one for me!

>>52914394
Wendy has an amazing twitter account. So fucking sassy and smug.

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>>52914489
No, the girl more than justifies it.

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>>52914417
>>52914464
Beri has one r dummy