Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1425: Negative Effort Igloos Edition

>>52549262
>Also, where is all this snow coming from? Isn't it suppose to be global warming?
I think thats my favourite thing you ever said fist. My sides hurt so bad from laughing so hard.

>>52549310
Don't worry, anon, he was only pretending to be retarded.

>>52549262
Many the snow was on the roof. When she went outside it fell on her and blocked off the entrance
At least that is my understanding of it from the quick explanations that have been given.

Also Climate Change isn't quite like that. A degree or two difference isn't going to make snow stop happening in already very cold places

>>52549262
>Also, where is all this snow coming from? Isn't it suppose to be global warming?
>If evolution is real, why do chimps still exist?
That's how fucking retarded you sound.
I don't even really follow climate change/global warming/whateverthefuck, but god damn.
You're dumber than a box of rocks in a gravel pit.

>>52549333
See >>52549327

>Story link
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/update-girl-dies-after-being-buried-in-snow-that-slid/article_967be462-17c4-11e7-89cd-0b5982a8d5bf.html

>Also, where is all this snow coming from? Isn't it suppose to be global warming?
We got a lot of snow this year, had about 4.5 ft on the porch I had to clear off before the roof snow could fall and collapse the deck.

>>52549362
There were some questions for last thread.

Man Manyfist, I have to hand it to you, that was pretty fucking beautiful just how concentrated that idiocy was.

>>52549405
There's no way it wasn't some poor attempt at a joke.

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>For High Society, do you receive similar status in future jumps?
Yes
>Uh, even the Drop-in 100 and 400 CP perks?
What's there now is groundwork, next I use words good to make them pretty

>>52549415
That would be even more hilarious, because it would reflect on Manyfist's sense of "humor" and not just simple ignorance.

It's one thing to be ignorant of the world around you. It's another thing to try and feign ignorance because you think it makes you a comedian. Is he trying to be Amy Schumer?

>>52549415
It was intended to be a joke. They were complaining that a few years ago or maybe it was last year, that Alaska was gonna thaw out because there wasn't enough snow. All because global warming.

Jump #296: Final Fantasy VI
>Three of Wands (Virtue): Taking full responsibility for a decision.
>Age: 22
>Location: Narshe
>Identity: Magitechnician (-100)
>Drawbacks: I Have More Lives Than I Do Arms! (+100), Imperialist (+100)
This world is one messed up place. I'll have to establish my own empire and bring these idiots to heel. At least I've got a jester that I can put a bullet in when he gets too annoying, and he'll be back for the evening stand-up! No matter how much I hate it!
>Mechanist (Free, Magitechnician)
Spiffy. I can play with the local tech and build small examples.
>Uncrowned (900)
Slave crowns are nothing to screw with. I actually don't think I'm immune to possession by technological means, or at least I wasn't until now.
>Magitek Mastery (600, Magitechnician)
Here we go. With everything else I have, I think with this I should be able to seamlessly merge technology and magic now. The part about being able to infuse life with magitech so they can access a magic system is a plus also - I look forward to being able to give people magic like that.
>Suplex A Train (0)
Find me a man who would not want to suplex a train, and I'll find you a man who does not know how to live.

>>52549447
First thing we do, we execute Kefka and decapitate the Empire.

Never suffer rivals. Isn't that what you said, Anakin? I've taken those words to heart for a little while.

After that... well, screw EVERYBODY, I'm building an empire from absolutely nothing. I'm sure Ultros will mock me and tell bad jokes no matter how much I try to get him to knock it off, but that's the price I pay. I've used automatons to defend in the past, nothing wrong with using them to conquer in the present. Especially if I can upgrade them with magitech.

Perhaps less of an empire than a confederation. As long as the member states are willing to toe the line, they'll find that the standard of life for EVERYONE goes up immensely. Laws that are fair and just. A proper industrial revolution. First world living standards for everyone. In fact, I'll be leaving magitech automatons behind just to make sure that persists.

Also if anyone decides to screw with the gods, they get smited by said automatons, who otherwise exist to share knowledge (up to a certain level) but not to run peoples' lives. I'm only here for ten years after all. After I go, I just want to make sure the world stays united. Wouldn't be much of an empire if it didn't.

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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, Jumpers. How tough are ya?

>>52549436
True, they had to move sled dog races further north because north enough snow in Anchorage. It was last year, I believe I left Alaska over Christmas at about 0F, got to New York where it reach -4F while up here it was 18F.

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>>52549479
Tough enough to be a big guy.

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>>52549479
Something something CookieMonster Something Something

>>52549491
I don't know if temperature is really a good indicator, when you get plenty of places in Northern Canada that can hit 90F in Summer. If anything the snow has pretty much been about the same all around, it just seems to have hit a lot harder all over the place. The Eastern Seaboard got absolutely blasted over the span of a week or two.

What are the best shape shifting and voice mimicking perks? I took [Perfect Reflection] from infernal, so I could fuck with peoples minds but I realized I want to go the whole way with it.

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>>52549479

>>52549479
Do the numbers "48, 66, 12, 16, 10" mean anything to you?

>>52549524
NAVY SEALS NAVY SEALS NAVY SEALS AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU JOHN MADDEN

>>52549524
Those are some freaky measurements anon. I don't even want to know what the 4th and 5th ones are measuring!

>>52549517
One of the Gundams had an excellent voice mimicing perk, but I unfortunately can't remember which one it was.
As for Shapeshifting Inuyasha or X Men Movies have very good options.

>>52549531
Bust. Waist. Hip. The Third Leg. The Tentacle.

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>>52549479
I'm fluffy tough

>>52549543
>10''
>tentacle

Tentaclets, when will they learn?

>>52549548
It's in kilometers anon. This is why you need to write down your units.

>>52549479
I can open two pickle jars, while eating a pickle

>>52549524
You gotta type in the numbers and push the button every 108 minutes or else the island goes kablooey.

>>52549524
Yumi is that you?

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>>52549543
Alternatively:

Bust. Waist. Hips. The Third Leg. Hair.

>>52549433
About how much wealth does High Society provide?

>>52549479
I jumped both Foodfight and The Room.
Without any breaks in between.

>>52549479

I punched a guy in the face once and only walked away with seven bruises.

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>>52549433
Drawback: It's Been 84 Years... (1300)

Drop-In, age 24

We're Americans (Free)
Draw Me Like Your French Girls (1200)
I'm The King Of The World! (1000)
Love Was When I Loved You (700)
Old Money (600)
Bottomless Box of Tissues (Free)
Sketchbook (Free)
Ice Tray (550)
The Titanic II (400)
Liquid Courage (200)
Unquestionable Character (0)

It is a marvelous day for a wedding. The sun is shining, the breeze is brisk yet crisp. I am Cupid, drifting invisible as a million impossibly radiant particles-waves betwixt the groom and bride. Once, I was covered in bishie sparkles. But on this day, I shall BE the bishie sparkles!

The bride is first to awaken, whispers of shamanistic promise telling her she's setting full steam ahead...for LOVE. Her duty weighs on her like a hundred tonnes of steel, the pressure to be truly "unsinkable". The groom needs a gentle push in the right direction; brittle and frigid by nature, but her thrumming engine sends reverbations through his icy heart.

As they appraoch, she frets over what their nuptials will mean for the lives she is responsible for. He wonders if a hoary, good-for-nothing chunk of frozen water is good enough for her. I cast five bridesmaids and five groomsmaids into the ocean, to soothe and advise the intended. Somewhere on board, Rose and Jack's most famous moment is ruined by reports of five sentient icebergs coralling the ship.

(Cont'd)

>>52549690
Steve Rogers, is that you?

Are there any perks that do something similar to the secondary effect of Dynamic from Dishonored?

>For some reason, you don’t seem to take any incidental injuries while moving about your environment – no grazes from climbing a sharp stone ledge, nor friction burns from a running slide, or even rips in your clothes from scaling a wire fence – though this protection has no effect on unusual or deliberately harmful features, like barbed wire.

Just blanket immunity to small, mobility-related injuries (and clothing damage)?

>>52549700

We all have our secret identities behind the mask, anon.

>>52549709
*Dishonored 2?

>>52549700
>Captain Australia
Prolly not.

>>52549709
I remember there being an engineering perk that protected against getting nicked and cut while working, but I don't remember what jump it was from.

You could probably just get some DR or Soak in a D&D or Exalted jump instead though.

>>52549723
Steve Irwin?

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>>52549693
Disaster strikes on the wedding night! She disables her propeller out of fear, and he cries briny tears at the perceived abandonment. But my arrows fly straight and true-and just as they catch sight of one another, it happens: Love at first sight. I cast a blessing upon the groom, sculpting an Olympian physique from ice even as the bride's paintjob shines with the colours of the setting sun.

The promise that true love will conquer disaster itself seals the deal. No need for vows-the confused apes on board are treated to vehicular consummation before their very eyes! A masculine jotun poses gracefully in the inky sea-and the Titanic RAMS it HARD, even as she herself is impaled! They will be together. Immortal legends of a forbidden love.

The magic of their passion freezes the nearby ocean into a solid, if slippery surface the confused and terrified passengers evacuate onto. The Titanic's inexplicable lightshow doubles as a SOS beacon that summons a whaling vessels to witness a beautiful man made of ice locked tightly around a moaning ship. The tale of the half-ship, half-iceberg children born from this union is a tragic one about the Cold War, and a mysterious piratical environmentalist mercenary group known as the Arctic Dogs. But that is a story for another time.

Rose slips, hits her head on the ice and remembers everything as a dream.

>>52549479
I once built a dojo made out of LEGOs, brought it to life, and then fought my way out from inside of it.

Barefoot.

Not that there's anything else to build anything out of in LEGO jump

>>52549731

May that man rest in peace. -wrestling angels while calling them a beauty.

>>52549745
He probably would. A seraph looks like a snake with six wings, after all.

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>>52549738
Bravo!

... the drugs are apparently extra good today.

>>52549756

With the complete lack of malicious intent they'd probably let him get away with it too. This thought makes me feel warm inside.

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>>52549738

>>52549529
>>52549531
>>52549568
>>52549580
Nope, nope, nope and nope. None of you got even remotely close.
Though measurements is KIND of close now that I think of it. Though it'd be more apt to call them "Stats"

Jump #297: Final Fantasy XI
>The Tower, reversed: Catastrophe survived or narrowly avoided.
>Age: 27
>Location: Free Choice
Does it even matter? This is an MMORPG. With not much plot. If I wasn't a completionist...
>Identity: Hume, Farmer
I still hate Squenix for the word 'hume'.
>Apprentice Craftsman (900)
Useful everyday items!
>Farmer's Eye (Free, Farmer)
Huh, this is actually useful, being able to tell at a glance where I can best find something.
>Crafting Genius (600)
More useful not-everyday items! At least I can grow my own crystals. Screw being stuck onto the economy.
>Crystal Farming (450, Farmer)
I guess it's useful to be able to use crystals to farm and get more crystals as a result. Huh, wonder if this can be taught.
>Master Farmer (150, Farmer)
Uh. I'm farming. Why am I finding minerals? Oh well, it's MMORPG mechanics.
>Adventuring License (100)
Might as well be a part-time adventurer.
>Farming Gear (Free, Farmer)
I guess you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>Crystal Cluster Bag (0)
Yay, a source for crystals.

I seriously am not sure what to do here, it's an MMORPG but I refuse to spend ten years doing murder-the-monster and fetch quests.

So I'm just going to do like I did in FF6 and conquer the world again.

I need a perk that would allow me to see the invisible.

>>52549828
Divine Visual Organs from Kekkai Sensen would let that happen.

>>52549756
>Oi, you can tell by the luster on the eyes of this here ophanim that it's an old one, maybe even pre-Fall. See those jewels? It uses them to reflect on the infinite glory of God's throne, absolutely beautiful. Now I'm going to try to get real close in on it, see if I can dodge the divine judgement long enough to grab it by the spokes and check the hub for its gender.

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>>52549693
>>52549738
First build of first jump! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>About how much wealth does High Society provide?
Sigh, hang on and let me check what people were worth back then.

>Unrelated, how is the Dredd jump coming along? That is a jump I have been awaiting since you mentioned it; because I had just watched it for the first time a few days before you make the statement and am still hyped for it.
Going to be honest, it's a technically difficult jump to write a lot of perks for since there's not a whole lot of background info unless I dive into Comics/Stallone Dredd, and I don't reeeeeally want to do that. But I have some time off coming up, so maybe I'll hammer it out soon(ish).

>>52549756
There needs to be more than one jump where I can be a winged snake.

>>52549653
Call it $5,000,00 in 1912 dollars.

Holy shit is inflation a bitch.

>>52549966
How much is that worth in modern day terms?

>>52549981
Fifty thousand dollars in 1912 is the equivalent of twelve point three million in 2017 dollars.

>>52549981
$119,863,259.99

Enough to summer in the Hampton's, winter in Paris and blow $4,350 (~$100,000) on a cruise across the Atlantic.

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Are there any perks that would let me transform small animals or objects into sapient humanoids?

>>52550007
Do you gain equivalent wealth in future jumps?

>>52550037
Terra Formars should have some end mission prize that allows you to uplift species to sentience

>>52550037
Polymorphization from God of High School lets you do that to any spirit. I'm sure we must have some perk or magic school somewhere that lets you turn animals or objects into spirits. Worst case scenario, you could probably do it with a Matter/Spirit or Life/Spirit spell, respectively, using Mage the Awakening magic.

>>52550007
Is that upfront, per-year, or something else?

>>52550037
Life Giving magus in Adventure time can do objects to life.
You might want to shape them into humanoids with some other method first though

>>52550007
Uh, no it isn't. That's five million in 1912 dollars, not fifty thousand. Check your CPI calculations, you're off by two orders of magnitude.

>>52550076
>Call it $5,000,00 in 1912 dollars.
He could very well have meant 5 million and forgot a zero.

Jump #298: Final Fantasy IX
>Six of Wands (Victory), reversed: Frustration over indefinite delays and motion without progress.
>Age: 14
>Location: Free Choice
I choose you, Iifa Tree! OH WHOOPS I JUST NUKED IT AND ABORTED THE PLOT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CONQUER THE WORLD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY.
>Identity: Genome (Herald) (-600)
>Drawbacks: Unnatural Lifespan (+100), Edible (+200)
I can live with getting old before my time, but come ON, I'm not supposed to age like wine, I'm supposed to age like vinegar!
>Scenario: The Eidolon In The Cave (+400)
The Crystal's Voice (1000)
>Remorseless (Free, Genome)
Ah, and now attempts to control my mind are flat out reflected to cause damage. Though I'll be turning off the 'morality doesn't matter' part as soon as possible.
>Mist: Phobia (Free, Genome)
Doesn't hurt to be able to emit magical fog in order to cause panic in my opponents.
>Mist: Hated (800)
I suppose this means that the fog is my primary weapon here. Oh well, it fits in with eldritch mode what with fog that heralds my presence. May as well give the fog fun traits if I choose to use them.
>Soul Divider (500, Genome)
Injuries within my range cannot be healed. Attempts to heal them empower ME. Oh, this perk and I shall be the greatest of friends...
>Mist: Suffering (100, Genome)
Making the magical fog harm my enemies helps, too. Also, much less taxing than summoning Alexander, if slightly less efficient.
>A Flair For Thrown Things (0)
You know what this includes? Literally everything. If I were to have super strength I could catch an airliner or a building without it breaking, a la comic books.

Oh right, guess I can't just nuke the tree, my free choice isn't free because I chose the scenario. And without a summoner in my party, I'm going to have to be going the long way to get what I need to get, but I'm a nice guy. I'll go along with Ozma.

>>52550086
Yeah, probably. Also, I apparently misread it as fifty thousand and not five hundred thousand. Silly me.

>>52550090
When you have a walking wound in the world simply stepping through walls, grabbing trinkets and casually throwing attackers away with telekinesis rather than engaging them... it makes things interesting. Rumors circulate. Rumors about a demon cloaked in darkness and fear, making no secret of its movements when it steps out of the shadows, openly collecting eidolons.

Out of their view, the fight to claim the other eidolons is surprisingly difficult, considering everything wants to eat me when I'm NOT actively engaging it, and as time passes... I'm growing weaker by the day. Not much, but notably. Much faster than I'd anticipated; by the time I hit the ten year mark I'd be utterly unable to care for myself. Not a pleasant scenario.

Pushing myself harder than I ought, I ensure that all the Eidolons are collected within a three years. (Though the mess with the little girl does not make me happy to deal with, it gets dealt with, and that's the reason it took three years, and not just a month.)

Unlock the Shimmering Islands? Easy. Charge the fortress Pandemonium? Sure. And while I'm at it, I'll be happy to throw an army of magitek constructs into the fray with the Eidolons as they fight the Genomes. Garland is of course less than happy to make my acquaintance, a genome without an origin, cloaked in shadow he cannot penetrate. Fortunately, I am not obligated to care, and the magitek militia is most helpful in dealing with the Genome horde.

And then Kuja and Necron show up. The magitek militia breaks while trying to deal with them, protecting the eidolons to the best of their ability. I expend two extra lives in the fight, which would be impressive if I weren't at a disadvantage (not to mention, if I could call down orbital strikes). But eventually, all's well that ends well; Necron feels as though it should be considered the grim reaper, but it is decidedly not, because I bisected it with a weapon that has killed gods. Pretty sure he doesn't count as a god.

>>52550100
Kuja, though? Oh, him I didn't kill. I obliviated him, transferred him into a bog-standard body, and tossed him out into the world to live his life. He and the Ozmas make for an interesting trio. I just elected to take the remains of Terra to study and work on them later... after all, anything that plays with the space between spaces has promise.

The remaining seven years? Well, I got to watch the Mist recede from the world, summoners having the faintest idea of what might have happened, and otherwise... just kicked back and enjoyed a mini-vacation before old age got the better of me and I had to have a magitek construct help take care of me for the last six months.
Unrelated note... anyone else having trouble with the captcha lately? I keep having to either solve five of them, or it's the 'pick all of the thing' and it takes over ten seconds for each picture to fade in and out.

>>52550105
If you go into settings and change them to enable legacy captcha you'll never have to deal with garbage cpatchicas again.
It's so much better that it really boggles the mind as to why it was changed.

>>52550068
>Is that upfront, per-year, or something else?
Upfront

>>52550049
>Do you gain equivalent wealth in future jumps?
Hmm, that's tricky. I guess it would be fitting to financially match your station.
>>52550086
Yep missed a zero.

Funny story, did the exact same thing in an artillery simulator in the Army and blew up a target I didn't even see in the woods.

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>>52550115
You have my gratitude. It looks like I can get a similar result by disabling the javascript captchas but I completely forgot those settings were there. Still the easy-to-solve ones without having to decipher the text. Also I am most definitely not a robot. Thank you, fellow human!

>>52550037
>Animals
There's a potion in Dark Cloud that turns animals into monster girl versions. In canon, a dude accidentally spills it on this cat and she turns into a catgirl.

>>52550118
Thanks, mate.

Would either Null/Absorb/Reflect Force from the various SMT jumps protect against being telekinetically thrown or crushed?

Hey /jc.

What are the good perks to have a perfect public image?

Because Atlus needs some. Badly.
Fffffucking hell.

>>52550235
Force? It probably would work.

>>52550247
Import them into infernals and have them pick up devil tiger social charms?

>>52550235
Think so, yeah.

>>52550247
Well, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Worm, Bee Movie and Exalted: Infernals have some useful-

>reads Escapist article

Okay I know objectively those perks are supposed to do exactly that, but right now I can't believe any amount of perks is going to save Atlus' ass.

>>52550247
>>52550277
What did Atlus do, folks?

>>52550307
Admittedly, nothing they weren't forced to.

http://atlus.com/note-persona-5-streaming/

But guess what? The wide public will still be blaming them. Pity.

>>52550317
well, same thing happened on the japanese release, AFAIK that was lifted after a few weeks

>>52550330
America doesn't work like Japan. People don't like being told they can't do an entirely reasonable thing they've come to expect they can do or even expect they can make a living off of with a videogame they own.

>>52550317
Fair e-fucking-nough. Good on them I say, for making people actually have to buy the damn thing if they don't want to wait at least a few weeks.

>>52550343
Atlus isn't gonna give you free games for deepthroating them, you know.

>>52550307
They're taking legal action against anyone LPing or streaming Persona 5 because they want to preserve the plot twist. To which I say, maybe don't foreshadow that twist so heavily if you're that concerned about it being spoiled, we all saw it coming.

>>52550355
Technically they have no legal basis to take action, but you know how the court systems give all the power to the wealthy.

Anyway I hope they're utterly ass reamed and start dying as a company. It'll be well deserved.

>>52550343
Goro is a traitor and a murderer, as well as being a Wild Card in his own right. His dad is the evil politician in charge of the conspiracy. Igor is actually Ialdaboth, who took over the Velvet Room from the real Igor and is using his position to set you up for a fall. I'm a jerk who will spoil the plot for everyone just to spite you.

>>52550367
Oh no now Atlus will sue Jumpchain

>>52550343
Bad Ending involves siding with Ialdaboth. Eat my ass.

>>52550355
>legal

As >>52550364 said it would be extremely questionable, not to mention set a bitchass precedent for all the other gaming companies benefiting from LP advertising

>>52550355
>They're taking legal action against anyone LPing or streaming Persona 5
That's kind of retarded. I'd understand if it affected their bottom line at all, but people are still gonna buy the game if they're fans. And people who aren't, won't.

That's like trying to sue someone for giving a synopsis of a book; if people actually care, they'll buy it anyway.

A game is more than a story and plot twist, it's a whole experience.

>>52550340
Don't get me wrong, I think this is a stupid rule regardless.
Just not surprised that Atlus NA is forced to keep in lock-step with Atlus JP on this, in hindsight

>>52550367
Wow, you get this salty over not being able to get a game for free. Self entitled little 5 year old.

Funniest thing is I already knew it. So you just made yourself look like a brat for no reason.

>>52550427
You have to be baiting, you're sounding like a /v/ baby right now.

>Jap version already started to remove these blocks proving its only for the first few weeks after release to stop it being LP fully from day 1
>HOW FUCKING DARE THEY THEY SHOULD DIE FOR NOT LETTING ME WATCH IT ALL FROM THE START
This is hilarious.

>>52550427
Oh, I don't care about the game, I'm just being generically spiteful. Too bad you know those twists, though. Is there any piece of media whose plot you really don't want spoilers for? And don't say anything like "your suicide video", because we all know how that ends. It's going to be a mixture of barbituates and cutting.

>>52550441
See >>52550355

Also I hate AtlusUS for their shitty localization practices, them getting assfucked by being morons and assholes to their customers over this isn't my motivator for enjoying their failure.

>>52550446
No anon, you've already made my day with your salt. It's such a wonderful birthday present that I didn't expect from a stranger at all.

>>52550446
You've gotten to him REALLY well when he's already resorting to the "NO UR BUTTHURT" argument. Good job.

>>52550452
>Assholes to their customers
>Says the guys whining about how they don't get to see the game without buying it
ahahahahahahahaha. Try becoming a customer first you little bitch

>>52550441
Hey, I'm not saying I don't see the appeal in preserving a twist. I just think it should be, you know, an actual twist. Announcing "Goro and Igor were evil the whole time" is not a twist, it's just checking to see if the audience is paying attention.

>>52550367
Not him, but I want to know about this perv teacher. Is he a full on rapist or what?

Also it's pretty clear the Atlus fan is doing some baby tier baiting, so people should ignore his impotence.

>>52550461
Imagine Bioware taking legal action to "protect" the ME3 ending...

>>52550466
I really just don't understand how people are reduced to screaming, threats and believing the company should die for what amounts to "Don't put up videos of the entire game for a few weeks after it was just released, then do what you want". Are people going to die if they don't see it right now? Have they paid someone money to play it for them for some reason?

>All this

...

Oh. Sorry everyone. Didn't intend for this to happen. Just felt bad for Atlus.

>>52550481
So? What's the problem with that, if it's just for when the games been released and is lifted after a little bit?

>>52550489
Yeah right. At least have the balls to own up to it.

>>52550473
Agreed. I shall discuss another vaguely related property:

How do Septentriones and Canopus in DeSu 2 actually work? Where do they come from, and how do they fit into the vaguely alluded history of the rest of the SMT setting? Are they supposed to be significantly more powerful than most demons? Got the impression they're collectively Divine Powers-tier, if the Divine Powers won from the start. Canopus itself seems to be somewhat subpar to YHVH if a bunch of kids can steal and use its' own powers against it to more meaningful effect than using its' own minions in battle.

>>52550454
So what you're saying is that I was the twist all along? I can't give spoilers, because the spoilers were inside me. That's deep, anon.

>>52550473
Oh yeah. Kamoshida raped Anne's friend, and plans on doing the same to her. It's actually a pretty dark plot point, Anne's friend tries to commit suicide over it.

>>52550498
I am unconvinced he is an asshole.

You, on the other hand, are an absolute cunt.

>>52550489
It's fine, happens to the best of us.

>>52550492
>If it's just

I think people are under the impression it's not.

>>52550506
You know you're hurting people more then Atlus is right?

>>52550511
So people are whining about something they haven't done even the barest research into. What a surprise. Not only entitled like children, they put in as much work as children too.

>>52550512
>Spoilers literally hurt me physically!
This is the guy trying to troll right now? You are like a little baby. You'd break if anyone was taking you seriously.

>>52550512
I was supposed to be helping people? Oh. I did not realize that, I thought I was just being a jerk on the internet giving spoilers.

>>52550518
No, you're the guy trolling right now. In your efforts to somehow mock another guy, you've managed to make yourself into the biggest, most petty cunt, even compared to Atlus's bullshit.

>Atlus stops online footage to prevent spoilers
>Guy spoils everything in tard rage
Only proving Atlus right in their choice.

Fuck it.

Jumpers, there has been much talk of how one may slay Scion and the Endbringers. But how did you, yes YOU, deal with them? Did you require the aid of your companions or was it a solo quest? Were the natives allies or hinderences? And was it easy, or were you pushed to death's door?

>>52550484
Fair enough, I agree that people are overreacting. I think it's kind of shitty, and possibly Atlus shooting itself in the foot because LPs and streaming are free marketing that they should try to capitalize on before the game fades from immediate attention, but I don't think it's anything to get super upset about. I do wish I could stream it, though, streaming games is one of the ways I keep in touch with my friends. We get together on the weekends and show off cool games to each other, just a private little thing. One of my friends got the game today and was excited to play P5 with us as the audience, guess he'll have to wait on that.

>>52550489
Don't worry, it's either the shitposter or some REALLY butthurt Atlus fan who just got spoilered. Either way they're not a human being by any reasonable metric, and they would have started shit with someone else if you hadn't been around.

>>52550529
More like proving Atlus's choice was pointless. Spoilers are going to happen no matter what, they can't stop it that easily.

I'm not very familiar with Ciel Nosurge, what's important that goes down in it?

>>52550492
It's stupid, broken, pointless, and is overly controlling towards customers. Despite what the law says, people view purchased products as their own. It's basically a corporate faux pa to reveal otherwise, and the public doesn't like it.

>>52550522
You helped me in getting a laugh before I went to bed, because holy shit is this guy triggered. So, hey.

>>52550545
>Fades from attention
It's Persona fucking 5. They could leave it up for months and it'd stay popular Especially since we just know there will be at LEAST one more rerelease. Persona 5 Silver or something. You know they will.

>>52550529
You're the only one this upset about spoilers, dear.

>>52550539
Perfect Communication Skills to bridge the autistic space whale barrier and then a shit ton of charisma perks to talk him into handing his shards over to me. I actually didn't use them for anything, when you get right down to it Entity powers are kind of shitty. Super strong, sure, but the machines that generate them are so bulky and inefficient I can't see myself ever using them. I studied them, reverse-engineered what little I could to apply to my own tech, and then just kind of quietly dumped them into an extradimensional void.

>>52550572
Okay, yes, but good publicity during the initial release will give them more sales all the same. This won't break the game's sales, but it could still lower the overall profit. Which I guess makes me respect Atlus a bit, even if I think it's overall dumb. They stuck to the value of their work over potential money, that's kind of neat.

>>52550553
and it's almost like the game has been in the wild for months now, to the point where many of those spoiler scenes even have fan translations THAT AREN'T BEING FLAGGED

>>52550560
The planet is used as a fuel for a spaceship. At least millions die. The star explodes. Kind of. Nothing good actually comes out of anything.

At least, until several millennia pass.

>>52550591
It could lower it or it could increase it. Maybe now that people can't watch their favourite online persona (eeeey) play it for them from day one, it'll convince more people to go out and buy it themselves. Neither thing is for sure but whichever one it goes for, it's not going to harm the game that much in the long run.

It could be a shit tonne worse too. A few weeks is nothing compared to say, Nintendo's treatment of pokemon stuff where it rabidly attacks anything it can see that it doesn't own, even if it's entirely free and only made to show enjoyment in their games.

Who is your waifu?

How is she shit?

>>52550578
>his shards

...all of them? I mean, that's kind of the whole Entity.

i dunno, they're damn efficient and esoteric. Look at Lung's thing, accelerating mass and energy limitlessly somehow concentrated with pintpoint precision on a single human.

I always found it baffling Scion has a finite lifespan when several forms of biological immortality seems to be among the Shards

>>52550602
That all sounds like a terrible chain of decisions. Why where they made?

>spoiler

Go on, spoil me. What happens that's good?

Speaking of P5-asked this in another thread and didn't get an answer. Is Ialdabaoth a full-on aspect of YHVH, or just some weird order tulpa dreamt up by humanity?

>>52550616
Well the first terrible decision of all happened when a group of humans thought it'd be a good idea to teleport themselves from their old planet that they killed to a new one.

Obviously they should've tried to connect with it and fix it, but nope.

Things just degenerate from there.

>>52550609
>...all of them? I mean, that's kind of the whole Entity.
It's the linkages between them that make the Entity, he took himself apart to give me his shards.

>i dunno, they're damn efficient and esoteric. Look at Lung's thing, accelerating mass and energy limitlessly somehow concentrated with pintpoint precision on a single human.
From a machine the size of a continent. Shards are huge. I can't carry that with me between jumps, I had to get what advancements I could in the moment and then get going.

>I always found it baffling Scion has a finite lifespan when several forms of biological immortality seems to be among the Shards
He still can't generate energy ex nihilo. That's one of the Holy Grails for the Entities. Until he can do that, he just has an extremely long but still finite life.

>>52550631
You're asking if this Ialdabaoth is a shard of SMT Yahweh or simply the reflection of Ialdabaoth in the collective conscience?

>>52550631
The second. YHVH doesn't exist in Persona, it's a separate continuity from the rest of SMT. Ialdaboth is just a false demiurge, rather fitting given his myth.

>>52550633
What kind of shitty spacedrive were they using that it needed an entire planet worth of mass-energy to propel it?

>>52550616
Thousands of years later, they finally manage to deal with various idiots who wanted to waste the accumulated energy and then actually spend it to create a new planet. Everybody rejoices. Except for Player Two. Because fuck that guy.

But that, is a whole another game.

>>52550649
Well, at one point IRL physicists thought it would take something in that ballpark to create an alcubierre bubble.

>>52550671
Around Jupiter sized. Still the most plausible FTL we've got, which gives me hope we'll discover a more workable version someday.

>>52550671
Oh, so this is an FTL ship? Okay, that explains it. I was under the impression this was a lighthugger from the references I've heard of the journey taking thousands of years. So are they just going to someplace really far away, then?

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>>52550539
I talked Scion to death. Basically convinced him to just give up.

That was a solo quest, but it was pretty damn hard to pull off. Especially since I was stuck as Taylor's shard and couldn't directly talk to him.

However, I still had telekinesis and my other mental powers. So it worked out.


As for the Endbringers... Well, with Scion gone and Eidolon just kind of disappearing one day, people were starting to despair.

At which point me and Taylor made a deal, and Ancestor first arrived at the Leviathan attack at the Bay.

Basically looking like the Silver Surfer, we just used out-of-context magic to fuck the Endbringers over one by one.


Leviathan's was tied down by force constructs (immune to physical damage), to stop his movements.

Behemoth was put under a variety of curses, rendering him practically unable to move or act. And turning him basically brain-dead.

Both left peacefully soon after, new minds installed within their bodies.

Simurgh was simultaniously harder and easier. She attempted to use her pseudo-telepathic control on us, and we reflected it back, leaving us unaffected and her twisting her under our control.

>>52550609
>Who is your waifu?
Pic related.

>How is she shit?
She's an arrogant asshole who views other people like tools and is convinced the entire world belongs to her by right.

>>52550639
...it kinda hurts my head to picture why and how a being that can generate mass and energy perpetually can't create it out of nothing, but eh-scifi, gotta roll with it

>>52550640
The former

>>52550643
Oh okay, thanks. Got confused because people sometimes compare Persona entity powerlevels to SMT entity powerlevels.

Speaking of alternate continuities, what about the Catherine game? I always liked to imagine different universes have different maximum spiritual energy levels (which is sorta canon in a meta sense), and the Catherine universe is the weakest. So YHVH doesn't even bother with it (and therefore isn't even present for the "Law" ending), and Lucifer uses it as a holiday resort for his generals when they're not being used as pokemon fighting the good fight. Ishtar/Ashteroth in this case. Presumably the demon king guy is actually a glorified hotel manager.

>>52550675
I kind of hope we discover FTL after we've already made relativistic spaceships. Mostly just because I think the engineering challenges of making a forward shield that can withstand relativistic impacts with interstellar dust are absolutely fascinating. If we do get FTL before then, I'd hope we're also a post-scarcity society so that there's enough money for hobbyists to design and test those.

>>52550665
>Player 2

So it's like Undertale, and there's a meta being that can possess and control people?

>>52550694
>...it kinda hurts my head to picture why and how a being that can generate mass and energy perpetually can't create it out of nothing, but eh-scifi, gotta roll with it
Because he's not really. He's stealing it from a large but finite set of parallel universes. There is a limited amount of energy he has available, it's just so huge that it looks like it's infinite to a human perspective.

>>52550678
not a damned clue, that just sounded like the most reasonable explanation
>>52550675
As of 2012, that estimate is now less than 1 ton of antimatter

>>52550697
I kinda don't for the exact same reason, because accidents with FTL that adhere to physics as known could blow up the planet if the damn thing's pointed the wrong way.

>>52550700
Someone told me Wildbow said Lung's shard does generate mass and energy perpetually, but that would make sense I guess

>>52550705
I'm no physicist but is there anything more explosive than antimatter? Maybe we can get it down to half a sock's worth of explodium or whatever

>>52550718
antimatter converts 100% of reaction mass to energy, there may be ways to better harness or collect said energy, but not to release it

>>52550705
>As of 2012, that estimate is now less than 1 ton of antimatter
Only thirty-nine gigatons, not bad. Still huge, but you could probably fuel that without antimatter. Probably.

>>52550706
Don't worry, no FTL design has the ship moving in anything resembling a Minkowsky space-time. Worst case scenario, an FTL ship colliding with the planet will bore a perfect hole through it. Which would still be bad for plate tectonics reasons, but wouldn't destroy the world.

>>52550718
No, that's physically impossible. Antimatter is the most perfect explosive in existence. E=mc^2, you can't get any higher energy density than that. Though depending on the mixture of antimatter you might lose energy to pions and neutrinos, which are hard to gather energy from. So you might actually wind up needing as much as two tons of antimatter to fuel the ship.

So to play this, do you just write up your own story? You spend points to make a character and then you just fantasize 10 years of story and move on? Nothing's preset, no rules?

>>52550705
>of antimatter
Negative matter, not antimatter. The required material is negative matter, which is theoretical, and is defined as having the opposite relation to gravity as normal matter. As where anti matter particles have a reverse electromagnetic relation to their normal particles. The reason for negative matter is that the equations call for negative energy.

>>52550747
Yep, that's it

Have fun!

>>52550747
>So to play this, do you just write up your own story?

yes

>You spend points to make a character and then you just fantasize 10 years of story and move on?

yes but the twist is hat then you do it again in the power ups accumulate

>Nothing's preset, no rules?

certainly there are rules check the OP

>>52550755
No, it's both. It takes negative energy, but it also takes a huge amount of positive energy to fuel it. Antimatter would be the most compact source for that energy.

>>52550734
well, original calcs were 10^64 kg, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's more efficiency to be wrung out of the concept
>>52550747
that, plus sharing and discussing with the thread, yeah
>>52550755
didn't mean to conflate the two, just that the calcs are presented in terms of mass-energy, which implies M/AM reaction

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>>52549479
>Maximum Durability chain
The toughest.
Sadly, I'm not the strongest. Or the fastest. In fact, I'm pretty much my companion's meatshield.

>>52549479
You know the specter? About that tough

>>52550809
Hah. No.

>>52550819
Well that was agreed to be the power level you get by being the dimensional Lord of your internal world so I've been operating off of that assumption.

>>52550539
I Necromanced his waifu and made her talk him to death instead
Cauldron tried to kill me afterwards but that's what happens when they believe you to be a 3rd,stronger Entity I guess.

>>52550836
A much weaker Spectre then normal.

>>52550847
I was made to understand it was the specter by himself without further empowerment from the presence.

>>52550836
Powerlevel does not equal durability. And that means nothing, to paraphrase John Constantine: The Spectre can mean anything from a world-smiting apocalypse to some loser in tights.

It has also been agreed you died a jump in choking on a peanut.

>>52550860
A much weaker spectre, yes.

>>52550836
The power you have in your dimension. How often are you going to throw down with other people in your own pocket dimension?

>>52550864
>Powerlevel does not equal durability. And that means nothing, to paraphrase John Constantine: The Spectre can mean anything from a world-smiting apocalypse to some loser in tights.

>It has also been agreed you died a jump in choking on a peanut.

which jump? And I have eaten peanuts whole
IRL

>>52550873
Which is basically what I said, since he's usually empowered by God himself
>>52550880
I do that kind of often,home-field advantage is very useful,even My custom nen from Hunter X Hunter was based on that,although it correspondence to a different dimension,fortunately power combinations From young justice merged them.

>>52550699
Player 2 is pretty much described in one of the drawbacks in Ciel Nosurge, he's an asshole who control someone like a game via an interdimensional program and only care about 100% completion of the 'game' without any regards to the fact that the 'game' is actually a 'real' universe with 'real' people.

>>52549433
Sorry, but judging off of the last sentence in "love was when I loved you", the perk encompasses more than just romance, right? There's platonic love and familial love and so on? (I think I remember previous crafts having that more explicit, so I'm not sure if that's changed).

Jump #10: A Song of Ice and Fire - Ok, we should be fine here.

>G: I have lost count of the number of times you have said that over the years.

Ok, true, but I mean it this time. So long as we dont go north, or stay out of the woods, we won't even run into all that much magic.

Drawbacks: A Long Night, Stalwart Shield (1400)

Age: 16
Location: Pentos (9: The Free Cities)
Origin: Drop-in (Free)
Gender: Female
Time: 298 AC - A Game of Thrones

-Perks-
Green Dreams (1250) - I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! This ability will be useful.
The Builder (1100) - Ooh, another building speed increase, on top of the one from M&B.
Pyromancer (900) - Fire! Mankind's greatest ally, and bringer of civilization. Also capable of making that thing trying to claw you to death burn nicely.
Schemer (700) - Plots within plots! My scheming ability till now was quite limited, so this will be a nice addition to my portfolio.
Shadowbinder (400) - An untraceable assassin? Hmm. I'm not naive nor enough of an idiot to say I'll never use this ability, but I will probably shelve it.

-Companions-
Brave Companions (200)

-Sir Alonne (300)-
Noble
Pentos (The Free Cities)
Weapon Proficiency (Free)
Bold (100)
A Quiet People (0)

-Caim (300)-
Sworn Sword
Pentos (The Free Cities)
Weapon Proficiency (Free)
Dirty Fighter (Free)
Bold (200)
Quick as a Snake (0)

-Items-
Valyrian steel Weapon (0) - Another nifty sword to add to the collection.

-Scenario-
Best Dynasty Ever

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>>52551073
>G: 'So long as we don't go north, or stay out of the woods, we won't even run into all that much magic', she said.

How was I supposed to know that that army of the dead would come spilling out of the north!? The north came to us, so I was right.

>G: Whatever you wish to tell yourself.

Bah.

Anyways, about a day after we arrived, the Wall was overrun by a hord of undead. A few months later, and the North was overrun by undead. I of course signed up with the army that had been created to deal with the undead hordes, who by that point were menacing the Riverlands. For the next few months, we did our best to push them back to the North beyond the wall, but stalemated them at the entrance to the former North, thanks to some incompetent leadership.

I at this point had managed to become a general in the army, after winning several battles thanks to judicious application of Wyldfire against enemy forces. I had become quite popular with the troops, though I underestimated how much so. After a a year of stalemates against the undead, the soldiers were quite sick and tired of spending their lives maintaining the status quo. One morning, I woke to find that somehow the incompetent officers of the army had somehow accidentaly slit their own throats.

I did not look the gift horse in the mouth and quickly took advantage. I bribed the remaining living officers with some of the gold in the Gate, and soon assumed overall leadership of the army. With my newfound political power, I entrusted a few loyal officers with the stores of Wyldfire I had managed to create, and told them to beat the undead back to the Wall at all costs. I took a small company of 2000 elite troops, and left.

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>>52551079
Suffice to say, that brat Joffrey did not expect to be seiged by 2000 of the best soldiers in Westeros. We soon brought the gates down with catapults and Wyldfire, and the soldiers, pockets heavy with new gold coins, did nothing to stop us as we entered the city. We threw Joffrey and his mother into the dungeons, and I sat upon the Iron Throne. With my newly claimed lordship over the Seven Kingdoms, I was able to devote more resources to the campaign against the dead. I grabbed as many soldiers, supplies, and armaments as I could, and we marched north.

By the time we met back up with the extermination army, they had pushed the Undead back to the Wall, but had suffered hundreds of casualties doing so. With our combined armies, we were able to push them back beyond the collosal icy construction. We had beaten the undead menace!

Except, not really. There were tons of Ice Walkers roaming the countryside, leading smaller hordes of undead and razing entire villages to turn into more soldiers for their cause. The army would be ineffective at best at hunting them all down, so I figured out a solution. Having long since figured out how to craft it, I armed small bands of soldiers with Valyrian steel weapons, and sent them out into the wild. It would likely result in a lot of their deaths, but it was the most practical solution I could come up with.

With most of my problems taken care of, I was ready to relax for the rest of the decade and work on smithing more weapons. It was at about this point that 2 messengers arrived. One was from Essos, asking for help dealing with a "small" undead problem. Annother was from Dorne, saying that ships full of undead and White Walkers were coming from some southern continent.

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>>52550247
Divinity Dragon Commander's Politician perk is pretty good for acting the right way.

The Harry Potter scenario when you have to become minister makes the press always put you in a positive light.

>>52550758
>>52550762
Ohh, so it's less like a game and more like a creative writing prompt. That seems fun. Thanks!

>>52551073
The companion import in that jump was updated and is now a fair bit cheaper. Should be in New Uploads.

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Ok since it got brought up yesterday, ffxi update actually got worked on some last night, still need to do perks for dark knight, samurai, ranger, puppetmaster, ninja, and bard. So 30 perks in all, then like 8 race perks. Got all the beastman races now I think.

Still need to do items which will get a cp item stipend.

Still need to do drawbacks.

Thinking of wording the beginning race and job buy in so that you get to choose 2 jobs standard, a job and a subjob, which you get discounts on. Jobs will get discpunts as normal but will also get tiers 100 and 200 free for their jobs.

Crafting will be in a seperate supplement with its own cp.

Yes you can be a beastman, you will get some shifty looks but not a sword in the gut. A few of these show up in canon.

No there is no perk to see whats under a goblins mask.

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>>52551463
Is there goingv to be a drawback where we have can fight Absolute Virtue at it's height and any time we beat it with OOC powers the dev team sends us ban warnings and tries to cover it up, even going so far as to patch out their own method of defeating it after a day or two?

>>52551571
Yep, thats already planned but not actually written down. I need to work out the wording as Im trying to make it less gamey in the update. Probably going to say something along the lines of you have to beat him but doing so will result in bad luck for a period of time as if Altana was mad at you. Plus you keep getting angry letters from some square guy.

Also geomancer and dancer need perks too. Darn thats 38 more job perks.

>>52550649
The energy from the planet wasn't for the ship, but for powering a 'quantum window' or something like that.

The ship is powered by everyones game system

>>52550847
To be fair, he was still strong enough to threaten an entire planet of powerful magic users.

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Good morning everybody. I completed work on my Jump last night and it is ready for review. I'm especially interested in grammar or sentence structure errors, but at this point everything needs to be looked over.

Katawa Shoujo V0.9.

As always, I'll be here to answer questions, field comments, dodge insults, and work on any reasonable suggestions that crop up.

I tried to find a bit of a better balance between the extreme fluff of Ogre Battle and simple, dry perks this time around. I hope I managed it without murdering tone entirely.

>>52552251
>It must be a physical disorder, not a mental one
Why?

>>52552251
Can it be a non disability disfigurement, IE a huge ass scar covering a portion of my body?

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>>52550539
> But how did you, yes YOU, deal with them?
I killed Jack Slash and his cronies when they were all standing together by shooting them with the Al-Iskandria.
Which is a cat-themed satellite laser system you can buy in Mahou Sensei Negima.
After that, it wasn't my problem anymore.

> But Golden Morning!
Not my problem anymore.

>>52552309
I'm pretty sure that's the disability of the burn girl. Ie, she got burned across like 50% of her body, and it is NOT attractive.
So there's certainly precedent.

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>>52552293
Yamaku Academy specializes in teaching and caring for those with physical disabilities, not mental ones. It's repeatedly mentioned in the story.

>>52552309
Absolutely, sure. A few of the students have much less severe problems than the loss of a limb. Hanako, one of the main characters, has exactly that kind of disfigurement. She has burn scars running down the whole right half of her body.

So, sure, you could have a huge shark bite scar on your arm with maybe a little muscle damage and still qualify. Just use a little common sense. You're not going to have a massive scar like that without a little nerve or muscle damage along the way.

>>52550539
False Vaccum bombs in the universes Scion was in, Sword of The Cross-Stabbing Endbringers, and a drone factory for the Shards. It was pretty much just me and my symbiote, they didn’t do much either way, and it was mostly tedious.

>>52550539
Scion and the Endbringers. But how did you, yes YOU, deal with them?

Endbringers didn't happen since I was Eidolon's worthy opponent.

I overloaded Scion with an infinite amount of fire, you know the one you get from Sailor Moon. Then I had my Retainers run around resurrecting everybody.

>>52550539
Instant Dungeon (Gamer)+Planar Seal spell (Master of Magic)+Infinity (Seven Deadly Sins)

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Ok, all this talk of Ciel nosurge, so I decided to look it up.
What.... No seriously what???????

Ok, human wasn't from there, they migrated there from Ciela that was dying. The first thing they did was initiated an extermination campaign against the Sharls which are the native of the planet.

Like what the fuck dude. Pic does that look like the face of Evil?

Oh yeah do you know that how they migrated there? By consisted of forcefully bringing the soul of a girl from another dimension to this world and then using her powers to send them to Ra Ciela. WHAT??? PS Which also destroyed the balance of the universe and since their sun Bezel was the closes, turning Bezel into a red giant and starting the recurrent problem of the Wave Bursts. Karma is a bitch.

Now to the present there are two faction, Chimon and Tenmon, that fight each other on who control the planet. They notice the sun being a problem so decide to enacted plan to save themselves using the Empress Election to place their puppet on the throne.

Part 1/2

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>>52552503

Part 2/2

Chimon developed the "Save Bezel Project", which united the feelings of all humans and Genoms to craft a Song Magic that would stabilize Bezel. Tenmon on the other hand developed the "Grand Phoenix Project", which consisted of transforming Ra Ciela into energy and use it to teleport to another inhabitable planet, much like their ancestors did to arrive to Ra Ciela and left everyone else not human to died. Ok fine when your species is on the line you get desperate. No the WTF moment is what they did trying to accomplish their plan.

Chimon grabbed 229 orphaned girls and use them as test subject in order to create a being that would be able to Synchronize with any Genom regardless of their power. Only one survive, Dudu Noechium aka Kanoyeel.Cielsh.o.Domneq.Genometrica, the other Empress candidate beside from the MC.

As for Tenmon, its leader Revelt Flandresca followed another plan. He took his first daughter, Ionasal, the MC. Forced her to undergo a somekind of treatment with the soul of a girl called Nei Yuuki that was brought from another dimension. Nei's soul was then forced into Ionasal's body and kept locked up into a cell for a year in fear that she could trigger a disaster while Ionasal's original soul was thrown away as unwanted trash. WTF! Lucky for Ionasal, a researcher friend of her called Fractel felt terribly about this and try to save her by putting her soul into the body of a prototype Sharl, unfortunately for Fractel was caught by PLASMA soldiers and got shot to death.

10 out of Burning Rage. Would bring the Revolution the shit out of it again.

>>52552503
>>52552522
Wow, they do sound like assholes.

>>52552251
Looks fantastic.

>>52552251
Looks meh.

>>52552461
>infinity
Am I the only one who did not take that perk?

>>52550539
For Scion I simply took care of Jack Slash and convinced Cauldron that in ten years I would grow powerful enough to help with the Scion should he go crazy. I also social fu him a little to make sure he was stable enough for me to leave.

As for the Endbringers instead of worrying with potentially unleashing new ones with unknown powers I simply would damage them to the point they ran off. My main weapon for accomplishing this was my Ender. Basically a harpoon enchanted with Iterative Improvement with elements of Corrosive Contact and Sting, along with some magical enchantments. And toned down just enough that it wouldn't destroy the core.

>>52552615
Nah, I didn't take it either. Those who did take it just really like to talk about it for some reason.

>>52552615

Nah, I didn't take it either. Lots of people didn't. Most people who just talk about their chains talk about the biggest things and Infinity is one of the bigger perks introduced in a while, so the people who did take it are gonna be talking about it.

>>52552559
Yeah, I just wanna jump there so I could bring all of it burning down on their head while shoving it down their throat.

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>>52552338
Kona I'm usually not one to speak ill of anyone Who doesn't speak Ill of me but our taste in women is crap. Hanako IS A CUTE!!!

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>>52552614
While I admit it's not a masterpiece, could you be more specific?

>>52552661
Reminder that Nei only went to Ra Ciela because Player 2 killed her on Earth.

>>52550539
>Scion
I ate him.

>>52549479
I went through both the Captain N and Captain SNES Jumps without any breaks inbetween and took The Great Change drawback.

>>52550037

Space Station 13 has one for turning animals/monsters/people into monstergirls.

>>52552670
For once, I agree with you, Bancho. Hanako is adorable.

>>52550539
I screamed geometrically at the endbringers.

Scion got an infinite amount of porn downloaded into his brain.

>>52552813
exactly, blue doesn't know what she's talking about.

>>52550539
>Scion
After I murderized the S9, I just kind of, did nothing. I mean, the world wasn't going to end before I left, soooo....Not My Problem.

>Endbringers
Supposedly if you gave Big E some therapy they would go away? I dunno. I'm not a Worm autist. I did do that though, for his own good. If they disappeared, then good. If not, well, I got some heavy magic firepower, might as well fight them until someone else comes up with a plan.

>>52552670
>Bancho having good taste.
Everyone into your warehouse things are about to go badly, hope you all bought force walls!

>>52552251
>Rise of Kenji
I-I'm sorry, what?

>>52552503
>>52552522
Man, you are taking this in rather badly considering the amount of errors.

But yeah that's how it all went down. At least Ion was able to win. Before being killed and sent to the future as a Sharl birthing factory, dooming everyone aboard the Soreil

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>>52552670
Well
This has to be the end of jumpchain
It's been fun guys

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>>52552936
did I just choose the form of the destructor or something? my mama always says, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

>>52552736
Really? Could you point me to where that's mentionned?

>>52552615
Its kinda a waste I think, as opposed to merely having a giant mana bar who really needs a spell that runs forever? Most spells you probably would want to last forever last long enough and can simply be upkept. As opposed to not having any CP for the damn jump itself.

>>52552850
>force walls!
I dodnt but I did build reinforced iris and shields for it and you can always shrink portal down to a pinpoint. Adamantium, vibranium, chrome digizoid, and force fields make a close second to force wall.

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>>52552955
>dubs too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oazh5aEmGaI

>>52552850
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, anon. That being said, we still can't take what he says with a grain of salt.

Has there been any progress on the MegaMan ZX Jump?
It's been almost two years since the last update on it.

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>>52552987
i always knew I would either end this place, or it would end me, despite everything I loved being here as much as I hated it and i thank you all for sharing this wonderful imagination game with me, sorry I wasn't good enough that it.

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>>52552251
Looks great. I especially like how you tied the various tiers of perks into things, like Personality and First Impressions, and then Lessons Learned after companions.

However, now I have to replay it to figure out who to companion. Damn you. I'm kidding, thanks for the jump.

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>>52552930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6rhYiCfjoU

It started as a parody animation, that someone then turned into a short, Castlevania-style game staring Kenji using his scarf as a whip. I thought it would make for a funny capstone drawback for people who /really/ didn't want to participate in the cannon experience.

And no, I don't know where the game ended up. Last time I saw it was on Newgrounds years ago.

>>52553020
Thanks! I'm glad you liked that touch with the perks. I honestly expected people to come screeching out of the walls at it, but it seemed so much more appropriate than a simple list of perks.

All part of my master plan. Emi. Always go for Emi. Lilly's got a great route, but Haisao is going to end up dead at 30 in that path.

>>52552976
I spent it all on the faery line and a sacred item. I lovee my main weapon having multiple forms especially when most arent weapons.

>>52552251
If I decide blindness. Would that cut off my Daredevil senses from MCU?

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>>52552251
>Second, whatever you choose, do so wisely, because you will be unable to use either magic nor technological prowess to simply bypass or cure your disability during your time here.

What would you consider "emmy's" legs? Where is the line where you start to call it a "Bypass"? Why can't I use science to attach electrodes to my nerve endings? I don't understand this limitation.

Can't I just go to cripple school for comfy?

>>52552969
Its mentioned in the light novels that detail Nei's life before the Surge Concerto games.

The first one has her join a club and doing some inter-dimensional stuff when suddenly another Nei appears, can't remember what she does but she then warns her about how dangerous the Genlogic Machine is.

The second one has her sister come over due to some issues, she then talks about doing a test of sorts with her and catching up, then installs Nei's robo-pal Yumekuchi with the inerdimend program without her knowing.

Yumekuchi was then controlled by Player 2 using it as a medium to get back at Nei for losing the game.

The test I mentioned earlier was actually a test by the Tenmon to determine whose soul to take. Nei had a 100%.

>>52553105
the school is meant to teach people with disabilities how to live normal lives . If you bypass your disability entirely they have nothing to teach you.

>>52553068

Saaaame. Imported the Sacred Spear and some other stuff I had around. It's a thing of beauty. Also picked up Zombie since I didn't have many defensive perks yet.

>>52553114
Fuck forgot to mention that Nei had to use the Genelogic Machine in order to survive

>>52553130
If you're not curing all disabilities you're not jumping right

>>52553141
normally I agree, but it is necessary for the feel of the setting which is one of the measures of a jump's quality.

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>>52549433
James Cameron’s Titanic
> Age: 20 [Rolled2]
> Background: First Class
> “We’re Americans” [-100CP]
> “Draw Me Like Your French Girls” [-200CP]
> Old Money [Get a Freebie!]
> Unquestionable Character [-100CP]
> “So We Have An Understanding Then?” [-200CP]
> High Society [-300CP]
> Bottomless Box of Tissues [Get a Freebie!]
> “I Make My Own Luck” (x5) [Get a Freebie!]
> Soundtrack [-50CP]
> Finger Paintings [Get a Freebie!]
> Safe [-200CP]
> Heart Of The Ocean [-150CP]
> “It’s Been 84 Years...” [+300CP]

I blew up the iceberg.
There's not an interesting story there or anything, I'm sorry. I just hurled magic at it until the problem went away.
It happened at night, so everyone was kindof like, "What the fuck?" "I saw lights." "Why is all this ice on deck? I'm going to have a talk with the captain, this is unacceptable.", and then the crew just acted like nothing happened and the ship sailed onward.

Then when we got back to port and everyone had gotten safely off board, I blew a hole in the bottom of the hull, and the ship sank right there in the harbor.
So that created a DIFFERENT kind of legend of the Titanic, you know. Less, "Oh my god what a tragedy the hubris of man", more, "Haha look at these dumb assholes."
So the unsinkable ship had exactly one successful voyage and then sunk in the fucking harbor and never sailed again.

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>>52553176
After that the jump really becomes more, "Somewhat generic if overly dramatic and romanticized 1900s Jump", and there's not a lot to say.
I feel like this is one of those jumps where everyone past a certain jump count is going to grab the one drawback. I mean, I know absolutely want to live out the 1900s. That sounds cool as heck.

Steal a bunch of stuff. Do a lot of drugs. Fake my death a few times so nobody questions why I'm not aging and come back as my own daughter. You know, that kind of thing.
Probably fund some stuff while I'm at it. I mean, I'm rich. I can do that. It's too bad that I, as a writer, don't have any idea what I'd like to fund.
Oh, and buy, like, just a ton of batshit stuff before it gets marked illegal, like plutonium in kids toys and hardcore drugs. The early 1900s were a crazy time!

Quick question but on jumps with Continuity option if I were to have a bomb and set it to go off 40 years in the future then go to my next jump and use the continuity which is 100 years in the future would the bomb have gone off at the time it was supposed to?

>>52553205
Most likely, yes.

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>>52553065
Hm... Emi's a good choice, yes. Lily's nice too though, and Hanako's great. Might go for one (or a few) of the characters without routes though, like Yuuko or Akira.

Oh, about the The Book-A-Week Club. When you say the current universe, is that the Katawa Shoujo universe or wherever the jumper is at any point?

And what is Resting Smug Face based on? It's been a while since I played it.

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>>52553104
Yes. The disability isn't something you're just supposed to be able to power around.

>>52553105
Emi's legs are simple prosthesis, which I give out for free in the Items section. Learning to work with your imitations is the whole point. Just throwing powers and super science at it in the first five minutes would just invalidate the entire tone of the source material. Like >>52553130 pointed out.

I had considered adding in an option where people could pay a substantial portion of their CP budget to bypass the disability, but decided against it.

There's nothing stopping you from taking "massive scarring" as your disability and still going for comfy. I'm adding a line in to that effect for the final draft.

>>52553166
Just think about that for a second Bancho.
You have access to unimaginable medical knowledge which could improve the quality of life for everyone.
And you're not utilising it on account of the "feel" of a jump.

Now I've seen your vision of an improved quality of life, and it looks like an industrialised communist nightmare, so I'm okay with you thinking this for completely different motivations.

I still think it's fucking gay tho

>>52553205
Fanwank.

>>52553205
>Quick question but on jumps with Continuity option if I were to have a bomb and set it to go off 40 years in the future then go to my next jump and use the continuity which is 100 years in the future would the bomb have gone off at the time it was supposed to?

if you think it's reasonable that no one found it and disarmed it I don't see why not.

>>52553217
yes, and I get it, but it's what the benefactor wants for some insane reason

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>>52553216
It's okay Yoro
I have suddenly come to terms with the limitations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE

>>52552338
>I killed Jack Slash and his cronies when they were all standing together by shooting them with the Al-Iskandria.


That probably wouldn't kill Crawler and I doubt you would ever have Matron close enough to them for one shot to work. Also if they had any warning at all the Siberian could of shield them all, but as it wasn't a shard power I could see it working.

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>>52553215
Going to have to disagree with you on the Hanako point. She's certain a definition of cute, but her route is so self-destructive on both sides. I really wish they route had continued so we could see them building themselves back up instead of just getting to watch the downward spiral.

I've actually grown rather fond of Suzu, the narcoleptic girl in the front row. I blame fan fiction for that. https://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=6192

It's supposed to be wherever the Jumper is at that point. Should I make it more clear?

Resting Smug Face is supposed to be a dig at Shizune.

>>52553274
I... well, I'm glad you're excited about your loss of an eye?

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>>52553299
I have been punished

>>52553217
To be fair to Bancho a lot of Jumpers simply pretend to be their background and don't do shit for anyone else. So its hardly fair just to criticize him for it.

>>52553319
No
Bancho tries to help
And then he tells us about it
I honestly wonder if he's the reincarnation of Carl Marx

>>52553319
>>52553217
>>52553141

Hang on ,time to use my two thirds of a paralegal certification.

>You may feel free to choose your own disability, within a few guidelines. First, what you choose cannot be an affliction that will certainly end your life within a decade. Second, whatever you choose, do so wisely, because you will be unable to use either magic nor technological prowess to simply bypass or cure your disability during your time here.


>YOUR disability during your time here.

it specifies your own disability as the jumper not the type of disability you have, so For example, you can fix everyone else's eyesight but you would still be blind

>>52553334
Bancho means well, he just...doesn't understand that his idea of helping isn't actually helping.

And he refuses to listen when we tell him so.

>>52553381
less refuse to listen, morr unable to comprehend due to Not mentally being human.

>>52553334
Looks to me like your going to give him heck either way, either he does nothing and people give him heck for it, or he "helps" and people give him heck for it. As opposed to other Anons that either don't give a shit, or decide to eat everyone.

And no, I don't care that they know its evil of them to do so and Bancho doesn't.

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>>52553372
And we have a winner. Yes, that's exactly why I worded things like that.

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>>52553299
True, true. Hanako's route is... not most pleasant. I think I just remember a ray of light at the end, giving hope of it getting better?

I'd have to look into Suzu more. Don't remember much of her.

Gah. I need to replay it now. ...maybe go with Misha, for muh drills and helping her with her issues with Shizune.

>It's supposed to be wherever the Jumper is at that point. Should I make it more clear?
Making it more clear might be good? It might just be me not getting things though.

>Resting Smug Face is supposed to be a dig at Shizune.
Ah, of course.

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>>52553462
Suzu mentioned in the canon material baring a single picture of her. She's pretty much fan material, but turned into a pretty interesting person.

Misha's disability is actually a degenerative inner ear disorder, which is why she gets dizzy on stairs, is learning sign language so fervently, and is as loud as she is. She's at least partially deaf already and it is likely she will become completely so sometime in the future. At least, that's what all the evidence points to.

But yes, save those damn drills! Her short hairstyle is a crime against humanity.

There we are. Clarified.

>>52553397
>And no, I don't care that they know its evil of them to do so and Bancho doesn't.
Justiceanon does both of those things you mentioned for bancho and still pretends to be good. No one gives him shit for it.

Yeah, you may have a point.

/jc/, I'm looking for jumpchain relevant information for the Weeping Angels(Doctor Who).

What would be sufficient to kill one in its "stone" form? Would Sting(Worm) be able to do it?

Additionally what counts as observing it to force it into its "stone" form? Would hearing acute enough to use echolocation(and thus know its position) count? If one had the Byakugan(Naruto) would its 359 degree vision count, or only when in direct eye contact(that is, directions not relying on the x-ray aspect to see through your own head)? How about various abilities to sense some form of life energy(Force Sight[Star Wars], Sensor Training[Naruto], Ki sensing from various martial arts series, etc)? Would Toph's Seismic Sight(Avatar/Legend of Korra) do it? Feel free to mention any other special senses I didn't think of as well.

Basically I'm looking for a way to either kill one while observing it, or to manage to reliably attack and kill them while they are in their flesh and blood forms.

>>52553550
Well, think about it this way: Justiceanon is entertaining most of the time, and Bancho is just obnoxious and shoves his shenanigans in everyone's faces.

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>>52552777
You madman
>>52552251
Oh, hey this is a thing now. I shall give it a read once the coffee kicks in~

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>>52553525
Huh. That inner ear disorder does make sense.

Anyway, agreed on that. Her drills are the best. I suppose it's decided then.

And thanks.

Back with a question for you guys, how does the ability to cast all your spells throufh music or dance sound for the 400 tiers of bard and dancer for ffxi?

>>52553561
>x-ray aspect to see through your own head)
Is that really how Byakugan works? That's stupid as fuck.

>>52553561
You can break a weeping angels stone form with a hammer. And I don't think it matters how you see them as long as you see them, but be warned if you are looking at them in a picture looking at it long enough to make the picture real.

>>52553594
Does it give any other benefits? Most spells are easier to cast than a music/dance number...

>>52553561
>What would be sufficient to kill one in its "stone" form? Would Sting(Worm) be able to do it?

you need something that can overcome Time manipulation As a form of protection,they aren't just stone. They are locked in time when observed.

>>52553612
Well they would not require mp, but they dance or song number would scale to the difficulty of the spell. Its just an idea really though. Gotta come up with a lot of these, working on bard then dancer.

>>52553626
In the episode where they were in the future with the army of angels they were completely busted to fuck.

>>52553607

I'm fairly sure it isn't from what I've looked into, or they wouldn't have a blind spot sprouting from one of their vertebrae.

Can someone post hitman reborn?

>>52553652
I thought that it was more that they "atrophied" from lack of sustenance?

What even is a negative effort igloo? A hole in some snow?

Would Contractor be able to give out a form of Sting (the power from the Jump doc not the one that Fletchette was using) and how powerful would it be?

>>52553451
Yoro
I still don't like that explanation
It implies that physical laws are different in your local vicinity, and that conversation alone is a very deep rabbit hole I don't think you are ready to go spelunking in.

>>52553682
>What even is a negative effort igloo? A hole in some snow?

An igloo that just happens and you profit off of it

>>52552251
So we can't fix our own disabilities, but can we fix everyone eases?

>>52553721
*everyone else's. Fuck auto correct.

>>52553682

Wait, why do I know this question but can't remember the answer? Something something what kind of roof do you have something something that's a lot of snow that fell off???

Apparently, a new Cardcaptor Sakura is coming https://youtu.be/VySDRbfnev4

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>>52553694
I really think you're overstating things a little.

>>52553721
Sure, if you want to. There's no power loss unless you take the drawback. You just can't fix yours.

>>52553745
>Cardcaptor Sakura
WE'RE ALL FUCKED.

>>52553745
New ccs, new zim, new jack, stock market highs, got a raise, liberal tears in oceans, trump president. 2017 BEST YEAR.

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>>52553749
>I really think you're overstating things a little.

Yoro, I'm willing to accept your ruling, but if your questioning the logical implications of said ruling as I have laid out you had best make yourself comfortable. Logical implications are my jam.

>>52553812
IF I SEE THAT DAMN CAT ONE MORE TIME...

>>52553749
Ok it has to be a physical problem? Can it have a magic origin?

I can survive without a body, if I cut off my own head and use it can I heal somebodies entire body?

I am a werewolf can I heal that in others?

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>>52553826

>>52553812
Australians are cancer. Dunno why I said that, but just needed to get it off my chest.

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>>52553844

>>52553872

Counterpoint, Australians are beautiful. Debate start.

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>>52553872
It's an apt response, I have been identified. But if you think that's sufficient to stop me from arguing about minutia you are sadly mistaken.

>>52553881
My body is ready daddy

>>52553690
Where is contractor from?

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>>52553836
I... what? No seriously, what? I'm going to need you to think about those questions for a moment before asking them again.

>>52553933
Using futurama tech I can be a head in a jar. Can I use this to heal.

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>>52553933
>Not letting people jump as a dullahan

Yoro
plz

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How rich are you?

>>52553933
Maybe he is bodily challenged like a dullahan or lego person.

>>52554005
I made a planets worth of gold. More if you go into my time door.

>>52553933
Look at yoro. Shaming people fornot having bodies.

>>52554005
It's not hard to be rich once you can introduce advanced technlogy into undeveloped worlds and profit like crazy from it.
Not to mention the ability to make war machines and sell them to govts so they can have at it at each other.
Always keep the best shit for myself however, don't want those loony politicians to try and fuck me over.

>>52554005
Money isn't a thing for me All I ever use it for is investing in my nation's future via the black card from C or purchasing companies to distribute their patents cheaper

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>>52554005
Incredibly.

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>>52554117
Perks required for this?

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>>52553973
I don't honestly see how.

>>52553987
>>52554090
Those are preexisting conditions. No health insurance company in their right minds would cover you. Come back when you have a body like a normal person.
/joking

>>52554136
GET A BODY OR GET OUT!

/joking

>>52554005
I emptied out Treasure Plant...for fun.
Didn't even need the money, I just really liked the idea of taking all of it. Gave me a goal for the jump.

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>>52553973
>>52553933
>>52553836
>>52554257
>bodies
>not being pure data
>2015+2

>>52554254
Scp time dilation door. Its a empty plane of nothing with a time speed in the x120 range.

Dump an acu in there and tell it make gold.

>>52554257
Thats body-ist! REEEEEEEE

>>52554334
>Treasure Plant
Poor flower.

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>>52554377
>being pure data
>not existing separated from the setting's universe

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>>52554257
Can your condition be the result of a wound that while healed now, has left you with permanent severe pain. Thus you must take constant 21st century medication to numb it. It'd be the kind of pain that to completely get rid of it, the med would numb you to most every sensation.

Sorry to bother you with this I just...really like the idea of this condition for...reasons.

Also, thanks for making this Jump!

>>52554549
>Poor flower
Yeah, stealing someone's valuables does tend to make them poorer.

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>>52554605
It would be very painful... for you.

Seriously though, a nervous system disorder like that would be a little extreme, but you'd certainly be an ideal candidate for the school. Especially considering you'd have to learn how to survive without a sense of touch, taste, or smell.

It's so /interesting/ to see what people come up with for this.

And you're quite welcome. I'm glad everyone is enjoying it.

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>>52553561
Weeping Angels aren't invulnerable in their stone form, but are durable in proportion to their energy supply. They can also use any remaining energy they have to regenerate from pretty small pieces. So either hit them with something strong enough to scatter them to the seven winds, or find a way to drain their energy. Forcing them into a feedback loop of looking at themselves looking at themselves seems to do it.

As for whether it has to be sight specifically to lock them, I believe so. People hearing or feeling the Angels doesn't shut them down. The only time we've seen the Angels move is when the person in the scene is blind and it's just the audience's perspective. So if you're fine with them moving, because you want to fight them when they're not quantum locked, use those senses. If you want them frozen, use the Byakugan. Maybe shapeshift and grow one off at a weird angle, to cover the blind spot, too. Just don't look at the Angel for too long. An image of a Weeping Angel becomes a Weeping Angel, and this can include memories. You don't want an Angel forming in the visual cortex of your brain.

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>>52550367
HAHA! I have foiled your devious scheme! For I have never played a Persona game and don't know who those people are or what most of that means!


>>52550461
>>52550492
Part of "Voting with your wallet", the only power Customers have, relies on being able to listen to and trust the voices of other customers who have already purchased the product, or received it for free in specific cases.

>>52550492
I understand why others have a problem with it, but I don't. It's an LP ban, not a ban on sharing your reviews or opinions. At least as far as I'm aware. If it was the latter it would be complete and utter bullshit.

>>52550539
Scion was easy. I used my insane charisma to convince him that an Afterlife existed and that he would be with Eve if he killed himself, in a way that didn't harm the Earth.

Endbringers were harder, but I made ample use of that canon character with the Sting power.

>>52552251
>>52552354
>It must be a physical disorder, not a mental one
>Yamaku Academy specializes in teaching and caring for those with physical disabilities, not mental ones. It's repeatedly mentioned in the story.
But pinky's only disability is being a lesbian.

That was a joke

>>52552615
I don't think I did, but I'd have to check my build.

>>52552670
Bacon is cute, but not Best Girl.

>>52553020
Still wish Akira had been an option though.

>>52553525
>Spoiler about pinky
Huh, fair enough.

>>52553550
Both what things exactly? Do you mean I don't help people to preserve the "feel" of a jump? Because I break my rules about that to help people, I just do it in a more subtle way. Like opening a pharmaceutical company that sells medicine for dirt-cheap, that is insanely effective. Or do you mean the "eat everyone" thing, because I don't do that.

>>52553582
Thanks? I certainly try to be entertaining.

>>52554005
I start most jumps with preexisting companies and land, at this point money is not something I need to worry about.