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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Town Drunk Edition: Does your character have a substance abuse problem? How does he keep it in check?

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>>52513786
>Does your character have a substance abuse problem?

Yes, he's got a fever and it's quite severe. The only cure is more cowbell.
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>>52513786
None of my characters have a drinking problem...it would hit to close to home.
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How would /pfg/ feel about a game with Armor as DR, but you get to divy up your BAB among hit, damage and a dodge bonus to AC? Maybe something about metal armor giving a bonus on saves vs magic, like +1 for light, +2 medium, +4 heavy. Cold iton armor grants a save bonus equal to AC value (min. +1 over whatever it grants for weight category). Sound interesting or just retarded?
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>>52513786
Captain Vain?

I'm considering an Emissary familiar for my Arcane Trickster and the light domain has an awesome ability, blinding everyone in a 20 feet radius for 1d4 rounds.
I can't figure out what the DC is or how it would be calculated?
I assume that for the purpose of this ability, the Familiars HD are his cleric level.
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>>52513910
Doesn't sound interesting to me.
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>>52513914
Maybe familiar's HD-2 as cleric level.
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>>52513914
Is it just the same as Channel Divine Energy?

>>52513960
Why the -2?
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>>52513972
>Why the -2?
Since it's a 1st level ability that's granted to the familiar at 3rd level, but that was just kind of a shot in the dark.
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>>52513972
Also, if the ability to get an Improved Familiar is based on an Arcane Spell Caster Level than it seems reasonable that Familiars get powers based of that rather than Class Levels.

>>52513999
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I'll use that.
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>>52513786
>Does your character have a substance abuse problem? How does he keep it in check?
Yes. He doesn't, he has a cleric of Cayden following him who enables his habit.
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Anyone know familiar with high CHA?
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>>52514021
You stop that right now. Casimir is Valeria's, and she's a pure cinnamon bun.
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>>52514078
Azata Lyrakien, improved Familiar, CHA 20
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>>52514115
No need to spread rumors about the upstanding daughter of the mayor, Shayliss. Besides, you've already got Seht.
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>>52514078
A bard cohort
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>>52514155
>how many children will Shayliss have with Seht.avi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo&feature=youtu.be&t=7
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>>52514078
Chickens and Peacocks have 13 Cha. That's the best you can do without improved familiar according to the SRD.
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>>52514232
A chicken familiar...
I'm gonna teach him the song of Brave Sir Robin.
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>>52514202
As many has his 12 inch horsecock and pump out. Girl's got birthing hips.
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>>52514021
this is hilarious, I need source.
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>>52514263
May the gods have mercy on the soul of the creature that attacks your familiar.
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>>52514305
Because its master is gonna run away and leave the familiar in harms way?
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RotJR sizes, Men's
>Casimir: The Right Tool For the Job
>Corwin: Masterwork Instrument
>Etan: Beastly
>Rubio: Hero's Legendary Sword
>Seht: Stallion
>Sweettooth: Longarm of THE LAWWWW
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>>52514361

The actual source is super sweet, but this meme translation is great
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>>52514374
What's the actual source, I can't find the meme translation.
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>>52514383

They're on exhentai.

Yumeiru rabbit / legend of the meme queen
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Is it just me or is a night time walk through the chilly Varesian streets after an incredibly taxing day the perfect setting for Casimir and Valeriya to move their relationship into a more romantic direction?
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>>52514337
No, everyone knows that attacking a chicken gives you a bounty of 50 septims and causes every guard in the hold to aggro to you, duh.
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>>52514474
>ACTUALLY implying that guards are a threat
I see you forgot to install Colorful Magic and buy all the spells plus that robe that reduces mana consumption by 100%.
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>>52514305
>>52514337
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>>52513786
She drinks a lot, but I wouldn't say she has a problem.
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>>52514453
That sounds real cute.
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>>52514596
>TFW he leaves you at the playground for a few days and he returns to find you murdered by goblins
WORST DAD
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>>52514115

Just because a girl's got a healthy, active sex life doesn't make her a vapid cock-hungry whore like you, Shayliss.
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>>52514474
>>52514491
>Implying the chicken isn't the greatest threat of all
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>>52513910
Splitting up the BAB is an interesting idea.
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>>52514724
>It's really shalelu complaining about not getting any.

That girl just ain't right, I tell you hwhat.
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>>52514724
Reminder: Shalelu is super jealous that Valeriya is hotter than her, even after her waifu upgrade for Jade Regent, and routinely shitposts about our perfect princess.
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>>52514667
He can settle for whatever he wants, doesn't change the fact that he left his kid alone for a few days and goblins got her. And you people called her a moneygrubbing slut when Shayliss tried to get full custody.
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>>52514491
That's cheating >:O!
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>>52514876
>mods
>cheating
No, they're houserules.
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>>52514887
Well I'm god in my play through. And as god I demand 200 mods, several of which are from loverslab with... large amounts of devious devices.

I mean what?
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>>52514915
this is truly the cancer thread.
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>>52514776

Shayliss is a skinny twig with boyish hips unsuited for making love, much less having children!
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>>52514939
Don't fool yourself, they're both cancer threads.
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>>52514915
Anon, we all know the best daddy ever would be the Vilderavn.
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>>52515178

>Your dad is *also* the man that burned down your village
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>people think it's dick daddy
Read it again. Dick/y/ Daddy.
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Delete your posts
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Is anyone else sick of fighters bitching about how non-magic chars are "so weak"?

Seriously there are that many rules to make the fighters "more useful" now that the God wizard now just stands at the back of the group while the fighter trips and AoOs his way through an entire army thinking "I hope enlarge runs out soon so I have something better to do than fire my crossbow."
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>>52515299
shut up steve
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>>52515299
We should contact the government and get hate speech against fighters banned.
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>>52515332
Don't call me Steve.
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>>52515354
make me stop
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>>52515299

That's why I've stopped bitching about it since the Slayer and PoW was released.

The problem just isn't there anymore, not to mention hardly anyone actually makes Wizards.
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>>52515351
Racism =/= prejudice.
Racism = prejudice + full spell casting
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>>52515379
Wizards are still Tier I, and DMs have the semicommon habit of banning full casters.

>>52515385
This.
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>>52514453
"chilly"

Dude it's summer
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>>52515379
>hardly anyone actually makes Wizards
>My face
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I'm tired of failing spot checks and getting ambushed. I have 15,000gp, a crafting sorcerer in the party, and 9 levels of Ranger. What do i buy and what can i get crafted to boost my perception score from +14 to the highest i can go?
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>>52515408

Didn't stop Helgren, and that's in Taldor!
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>>52514776
Seriously? I just don't like Valyeriya's art. Shalelu's art is legitimately more attractive to me.
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>>52515427
hold up

Is the only wizard accepted into any of the meme games actually Rinka

I'm trying to think of any other wizard characters
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>>52513922
Anything in particular bad, or just not interested?

>>52514746
I figure that the biggest issues with armor DR is making everything way too easy to hit and really screwing TWF builds. This way people can recover some of their AC if they want (and dodge helps touch AC too) plus a TWFer can slap on some damage bonuses they get to apply a few extra times each round.
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>>52513786

How much Vodka should be able to handle a cossack character?
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>>52515428
eyes of the eagle
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>>52513786

What are the effects of a tiefling drinking booze?
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>>52515466

I've worked with Russian businessmen who powered through a bottle on their own of that stuff, so probably a jug?
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>>52515457
Spellslingers barely count as wizards if you ask me.

Like, sure I guess, but they gimp themselves so much.
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>>52515379
Have you noticed that the ones still bitching are the ones who refuse to play with 3rd party content?

>Them: Fighters are so boring
>Me: Psiwars are a lot of fun and fill a similar niche, also have you checked out PoW?
>Them: Huh?
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>>52515516
Now I mean to be fair 3rd party content isn't always accepted by DMs, and they COULD be playing in real life...
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>>52515516

Better yet, they bitch about fighters and ban Hybrid classes.
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>>52515516
Doesn't PoW still not solve the problem of "literally nothing to do when the swords are put away" tho?
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>>52515474
That's only a +5.
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So are shield spikes a separate item or not?

Is it possible to attack +10 Shield spikes to a +10 shield?
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>>52515502
she's actually using a spheres modification to it too and spheres wizards just aren't quite the same.
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>>52514453

Personally, I think it'd be cuter if they spent the day people watching at the Rusty Dragon, with Valeriya doing sketches of faces she found interesting and Casimir doing the same for portraits.

The flirting potential would reach critical mass.
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>>52515554
You mean rolling knowledge and diplomacy checks?
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>>52515607
Sphere Wizards are ironically kind of arse.
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>>52515495
Do they have poison immunity? If so, they aren't thirsty anymore. If not, start rolling Fort saves against... sickened condition is all you get for being drunk so who really cares?
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>>52515635
There's more to Pathfinder than combat.
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>>52515638
To be fair the homebrew modification from what I can tell is actually pretty dumb blaster-wise, at least on single targets.
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>>52515541
>Now I mean to be fair 3rd party content isn't always accepted by DMs, and they COULD be playing in real life...
If by "not always" you mean "almost never".
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>>52515516
>people bitch about fighters
>other people recommend gishes
>gishfags are confused that a gish isn't what the fighterfags want
>PoW fixing anything
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>>52515516
>Psiwarriors
I want to play a fighter not some kind of weird suth sayer with a shortsword.
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>>52515701
Stop complaining about not being able to match people who have the Goddess of Physics and Reality as their cocksleeve with a metal stick
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>>52515650
Sure, but very little of that is reliant on spell casting.

Something needs to be thrown, climbed, swam, shot at, ridden, wrestled, lifted or push, you can pretty much guarantee that it's not going to be the wizard doing it.
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>>52515719
Martial/caster issues are a thing, but it would be nice to have anything to do outside of combat. Or even enough skills to be a decent soldier/mercenary/squad leader etc.

As for the caster thing, they've got more and better powers than the pantheons of the ancient world had. Either they need cut back down to "Merlin is a half demon and all it gog him was sometimes seeing the future" or fighters need to get on Diomedes level.
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>>52515701
Please read the Psychic Warrior SRD and stop being dumb on the internet.
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>deleting the other thread, made earlier, with more posters, with more posts
...
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>>52515841
Nobody cares, shoudn't have been two threads anyways
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>>52515783
>We need to make magic as boring as possible

What part of "High Fantasy" do you not understand? Pathfinder is not set in ancient Britain.
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>>52515841
Clearly the discord cabal did this
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>>52515783

See, I agree with you and that Diomedes or Achilles are good examples of legendary fighters, but everyone ignores those figures in favor of anime.

People don't want a guy that is literally untouchable or someone that can harm goddesses, they want le epic mountain cutters or belieb in me who beliebs in you.
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Who are you shipping in LoBaF?
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>>52515888
DHB x Mindbroken
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>>52515772
The Wizard doesn't need to climb or swim, he can just Dimension Door.
The Wizard doesn't need to worry about lifting or pushing something because he can gain Bull's Strength.
The Wizard doesnt care about wrestling for he can cast Black Tentacles.

>>52515783
Fighters seriously need to be at LEAST Siegfried or Lu Bu tier by level 12-15.

>>52515873
He has a point, though, that Fighters need to not be just your average made of iron high school delinquient at level 10.
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>>52515886
>in favor of anime
You seriously need to stop using that as an insult.
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>>52515914
"I can't believe people like these Vietnamese rice drawings on a Vietnamese rice drawing image board"
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>>52515914

I'm using anime as an insult because it's always used to drown out discussion on actual mythological figures who had abilities or talents that made them legendary. The moment you bring up Sigurd Dragonslayer or Gilgamesh is the moment someone tries to insist on Gate of Babylon or Warp Spasms or some other thing from a Japanese show.
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>>52515888
Elf x her daughters' boyfriends
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>>52515962
Here have Seigfried

based fate allowing weebs to conquer the world of legendary heroes
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>>52515962
Anon, Warp Spasm, also known as Riastrad, WAS from the original Cu Chulainn legend.
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Every time bitching about martials comes up, all I can think of is how I just want UMonk's general design to be expanded upon and be less dreadfully MAD. Style strikes and Ki Powers are great, too bad they're inexplicably LAWFUL ONLY EVEN THOUGH WIZARDS CAN BE ANYTHING.
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>>52515962
They DIDN'T, not as pure fighters.
Enkidu and Gilgamesh? The former is an animated golem made by the GODS. The second is literally more God than he is Man, he's not even just normal Divine Rank 0 anymore, and both of them are inherently magical in nature.
Siegfried? Achilles? These guys are only actually special because of their invincibility that had nothing to do with themselves.
Heracles? Heracles is a demigod of the King of the Gods. He was literally born special.
Chulainn's Warp Spasm? That shit is LITERALLY CANONICALLY A THING, people in Fate threads were actually annoyed that Cu could even use it because it changed his class.
You forget that most of the time, ancient legends didn't see magic as this seperate thing. Heracles was no less magical to the Greeks than Circe. Susano'o was a warrior god, but he was just as magical as Amaterasu, a wimpy crying bitch of a Sun Goddess.
Goddamn imbecile.
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>>52516058
well yeah

wizards have no sense of right and wrong
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>>52515899
Assuming no dip Dimension Door is not available until level 8. Even then you need to see where you are going or you're jumping into darkness, which means fighter still has to go first.

Bull Strength is +4 STR, wizards have at MOST 10 STR. Which means even with the spell they're still not as strong as a fighter, and since they've almost certainly needed their skill point elsewhere, any strength check is going to be done with +2., a level 1 fighter is better than a level 4 wizard.

PLus if the wizard has half a brain he will cast Bull's Strength on the fighter, rather than waste it on himself.

Not to mention that all of this costs spell slots which fighters don't have to worry about.
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>>52516063
preach
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>>52516058
To be fair Wizards just study for their powers
Monks are these meditating dudes who follow strict rules and if they were hermits or something they have to meditate and shit to reach enlightenment, whcih is pretty Lawful.
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>>52516063
And Merlin was half-devil, of the capital D Devil in some stories. Most spellcasters also had some supernatural blood one way or the other. It wasn't just a martial character thing.
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>>52516100
exactly

All this FIGHTERS DON'T GET TO HAVE NICE THINGS BECAUSE MYTHOLOGICAL FIGHTERS WERE NEVER LEVEL 1 NOOBS bullshit is just bullshit that ignores that exactly the same thing applies to every other class.
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If you want to play a system without caster supremacy, you need to play another fucking game

This is 3.pf edition, caster supremacy is never going away.
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>>52516088
>all of this costs spell slots

Anon, by level 10 or so the spell slots for levels 1-3 basically never matter anymore in any major challenge, so you can freely burn them all on random crap.
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>>52516100
That's the point
Circe is an actual goddess of magic and the daughter of Sun Titan Helios - that is, literally the fucking star, not just the God of the Sun, he was the Sun.

>>52516133
That's not what I'm fucking saying you git.
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>>52516090
Why does punching shit good suddenly require enough discipline to mandate Lawful alignment but bending the force of the universe to your will don't?

Especially when there's now precedent for you not needing to be lawful to be able to unlock Ki Potential.
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>>52516063

This makes me want to play a high-level campaign where the party's a bunch of martials with divine or otherwise supernatural templates granting them a gimmick.
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>>52513786
>Does your character have a substance abuse problem? How does he keep it in check?

No and any player that attempts to depict having one is invariably terrible and being disrespectful to a serious problem in the world. People seem to have this romanticized "Johnny Cash" version of substance abuse in their heads, when the reality is they're just damaged people that damage others in turn, and are in desperate need of help. Ultimately there's only one correct way to roleplay an addict:

"I will use, abuse, and deceive anyone and everyone around me to get more drugs."
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>>52516133
You're missing his point
Mythological fighters are basically off-casters.
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>>52516153
Its called mythic and MAKE IT STOP
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>>52516141
I acknowledge that, I just get rustled when people try and act like it's a good thing or defend it because there weren't level 20 fighters in mythology.

You know what I mean?
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>>52516146

If Helios is a person than why was Apollo dragging him through the sky behind his chariot?

Checkmate.
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>>52516160
>Heracles
>off-caster

Yeah, sure.
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>>52516167
I just don't care. I have seen this argument for over a decade now

Shut the fuck up
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>>52516142
By level 10, you probably don't need to worry about climbing things.
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>>52516173
Wouldn't be the most brutal thing greek gods did.
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I saw somebody talking about a triple app. Where's the triple app?
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>>52516161

What's wrong with Mythic?

Okay, get this; level 15, Mythic 7, Rovagug is breaking out of his cage.
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>>52516160
Alright.
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>>52516167
>because there weren't level 20 fighters in mythology
I'm rustled becaus people seem to think that the level 20 fighters in mythology were literally just fighters. You can't have it both ways, you can't get rustled at being weak and useless and then get pissed when people say 'okay then how about we buff you past the point of being just a guy with a pointy stick'.

>>52516173
Helios is a Titan. Guess who the Gods defeated?
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>>52516199
>whats wrong with Mythic

It intensifies the worst parts of high level pathfinder, namely rocket tag.
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>>52513786
My character had a drinking problem but then he didn't get into the game.
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>>52516090
Monks don't HAVE to be lawful, fag, there's plenty of things that would fit monks that aren't lawful. You also lose nothing but your ability to get more monk levels of you are non-lawful, which is fucking STUPID.

Ninjas are also ki-based and do not require you to be lawful at all.
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>>52516248
Ninja really SHOULD be Lawful, they're spies and assassins i.e. professionals.
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>>52516248
Fucking rogues can also learn ki based things.
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>>52516142
Dimension Door is level 4. You can't be throwing away level 4 slots at level 10.

At level 10 a fighter is running around with 30AC and 100HP unbuffed. And he still doesn't need to use a spell slot of any level to do most of the OOC stuff with the exception of knowledge and diplomacy rolls.
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>>52516209
>and then get pissed when people say 'okay then how about we buff you past the point of being just a guy with a pointy stick'

You can do that without literally just giving spells, mango.
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>>52516209

God of War 3 told me Helios was a god.
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>>52516258
>Monks actually have less reason to be lawful than ninjas do

Well damn
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>>52516258
No, alignment restrictions are fucking cancerous. A Chaotic Person can be professional, they probably won't emphasize it though
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>>52516063
And this is why I like Diomedes as an example. Pure, vanilla mortal who beat down multiple, major Greek gods in a single day. Crippled Ares, bitchslapped Aphrodite and even Apollo ran like a bitch when he rescued the slut goddess. Tried to shoot Diomedes too, with arrows of poisonous solar fire. In the eyes. Diomedes did blink I admit, and Apollo got away.

Hell, the guy had Nike, goddess of victory as his charioteer. When does the fighter get badass enough for deity cohorts?
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>>52516209

I want to play a Godling and I want it now!
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>>52516258
Nothing about being a spy or an assassin requires you to be lawful.
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>>52516266
I'm not trying to say you need to add actual literal spells, I'm saying that trying to keep them confined to what is physically reasonable is pretty darned stupid.

>>52516278
God of War also tells you that a non-divine mortal without divine favour of some sort is physically capable of killing a God, when that's actually impossible (Diomedes was under Athena's protection and never killed Aphrodite, who is by all rights technically a Titan, since she was born from Ouranous' ballsack).

>>52516293
>pure vanilla mortal
Under the protection of Athena, who never killed a God.
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>>52516278
He's a god, not a greek god.
Titans and Gods in Greek mythology are more about generational gaps and dynasties than anything else, I'm pretty sure there's no species difference between Kronos and Zeus
Not sure about monstrosities like Gaia or Nyx though.
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Remove fighters from the game. They are an obsolete concept from early editions. Replace it with something else.
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>>52516369
Remove fighters
Add warlords
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>>52516369
Psiwars.
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>>52516376
>>52516385
No, Warblades.
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>>52516330
>Diomedes was under Athena's protection and never killed Aphrodite, who is by all rights technically a Titan, since she was born from Ouranous' ballsack

All the gods in greek mythology are descended from Titans.
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>>52516330

>You will never be a red-blooded Trojan
>You will never fuck Aphrodite
>You will never have a son who carries you on his back and founds the greatest Empire the world will ever see

Here's a Latin joke, why didn't Aeneas and Dido have any kids?

Because Aeneas was a Trojan man.
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>>52516330
Who asked Athena's blessing in the same way you ask a father before popping the question to his daughter. And so what if he didn't actually kill them? As I recall that was part of his own avoidance of hubris, it was not the place of men, no matter how badass, to kill a deity.
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>>52516405

Except for Dionysus.
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>>52516409
That redeemed the last few threads. Holy shit.
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>>52516421
no his dad was zeus, thus he is titan descended
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>>52516405
Ouranos is the father of the (first) Titans. The Gods are the children of (some of) the Titans. Aphrodite was not born from a Titan, but of Primal God Ouranos.

>>52516416
>As I recall that was part of his own avoidance of hubris, it was not the place of men, no matter how badass, to kill a deity.
Smart man, Greek mythology sometimes feels like metagaming is needed if you don't want the DM to pull Rocks Fall on your hero.
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>>52516409
>You will never fuck Aphrodite
Aphrodite was written to be such a goddamn slut that literal basketweaving humans were caught by Hephaestus in her bed, who is like a recurring cuck joke in the myths.

>>52516405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meliae
These guys are Aphrodite's siblings, along with the Titans. I don't think she's technically of the same 'dynasty', she's just such a hot MILF (she'd be the aunt of Zeus and co.) that they let her stick around.
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>>52516369
The irony is that fighters aren't even that bad anymore, they just still lack tons of QoL stuff. Like moving and full-attacking. Or having actual sp/level. Or not relying entirely on their gear. Or not having all their combat feats consumed by garbage prereqs.

I am kinda unironically looking forward to the idea of playing a weapon master fighter.
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>Wake up
>DHB is in a game
AAAAW YEEEEEEH. DOES HE KNOW YET?
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>>52516515

To be fair, Artemis, Hestia and Athena were virgins and Hera was loyal as befitting the goddess of marriage, *someone* had to be the divine bicycle.
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>LoB&F party
>3 men/3 women
Good balance, now who do we ship?
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>>52516394
>psiwarbladeknives
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>>52516613

>Artemis
>Virgin
>Wanted to bang Orion
>Brother got jealous and threw a bug at him
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Is Blood in the Fangwood a bambooze? DM barely has any hours on roll20.
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>>52516405

Except the gods born directly out of chaos like Moros and Nyx, Thanatos etc.
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>>52516616
>LastMinuteAnon didn't make it
I guess dreams don't come true.
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>>52516581
Welp, time to summon Nyarlathotep.
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>>52516409
Here's a Latin joke. A legionnaire walks into a bar and says, "Give me a martinus." Bartender says "You mean a martini?" "If I wanted a double I'd have said so!"
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>>52516616
DHB's reverse trap needs to be dicked and turned into an obedient cock sleeve.
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>>52516369
Unironically DHB's UC fighter.
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>>52516613
Hera was the goddess of marriage the custom, not the goddess of being a nice wife. She's basically what the Greeks thought about marriage.

>>52516635
It was legitimately for her own good
You see, Greek mythology is run by an extremely anal DM with extremely anal railroading, even the Gods can't defy Fate.
If a character built as a Virgin Goddess had sex there's no telling what would happen.
Getting reduced to a mortal is the least that could happen.

>>52516642
Nyx is a primordial goddess, she's Gaia or Ouranos tier.
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How can I go about setting people ablaze.

For example could I just throw a bottle of kerosene at someone, then set it on fire with a spark cantrip?
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>>52516732
Efreeti Style's feat chain lets you punch people so hard they catch fire.
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>>52516636
Not as big a bamboozle as Blingmaker.
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>>52516695

What happens if you break a vow made by the River Styx?
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>>52516762
Which is a real shame, because Kyras x Milre looks like it could have been one of the cuter ships /pfg/'s pushed.
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>>52516732
Get your hands on some of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allotropes_of_phosphorus#White_phosphorus
Or even better, this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triethylborane
Depending on how well your DM knows chemistry, you can make a lot of dangerous shit with just normal materials.

>>52516767
Bad Things.
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>>52516750
Now that sounds awesome, though I'd much rather do it from a distance.
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>>52515408
Actually it's autumn. The game starts with the Swallowtail Festival which falls on the first day of fall.
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>>52516695
Nyx's whole line isn't titan descended. She and Erebus had Hypnos, Thanatos, Charon, Nemesis, and a whole bunch of others.
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>>52516780
/pfg/ has no cute ships. /pfg/ has objectively shit taste.
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>>52516794
Yeah, Rubio's already wearing his winter uniform. Though it might be unseasonably warm enough to visit the beach once or twice once the troubles blow over.
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>>52516789
If you go soulknife, there's a blade skill that lets you punch people at 30 foot range.
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>>52516801
Nyx's line isn't titan descended, but she herself is Gaia tier. She existed before everyone else, including titans.
Nemesis, Hypnos, Thanatos, etc. aren't normal either.
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>>52516801
>sleep, death, darkness, revenge, more death
Oh god it's the Edgelord Family.
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>>52516794

>Harvest festival session confirmed
>Onryou with flowers in her hair and Valeriya wearing a cute, low-cut dress

Confirmed?
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>>52516820
Does that mean you can threaten all the tiles within a 30 feet range?
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>>52516836

>Charon
>Darkness

HE
WAS
A
RIVERMAN
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Does hype actually scare people off from a game now, do we think? I feel like Blingmaker's hit a lull and it's probably not going to pull out of it anytime soon.
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>>52515841
>that was more standard pf "lewd games" memery
Fuck them and fuck you.
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>>52516887
We had DHB's character posted in the middle of the night last night, so there are still characters getting posted.
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>>52516811
Disagree, there are excellent ships in games right now

You just don't know about them or have the logs
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>>52516878
I thought he was a venus summon
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>>52516878
Nyx is night, Erebus is darkness, Charon is more death.
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>>52516836
Thanatos to be fair is Death in a non-edgy sense, it's just plain Death.
Also Nyx is the original edgelord. Literally EVERONE was terrifed of her, including Kronos and Gaia.
She's the mother of Day, Pain, Death, Revenge, Destruction, Darkness, Sleep, Nightmares, Strife, HELL (Tartaros is her kid), and other things.
She dresses in all black and is mysterious as fuck and canonically more beautiful than anyone else, including Aphrodite.
She's also the mommy of Friendship though and she never DID anything overtly antagonistic so there's that, I guess.
Also Hypnos is a huge mommy's boy, literally every time he shows up Zeus is about to push his shit in and he cries to mommy, who never actually shows up in person, we just know that Zeus is so scared of making her mad he just lays off, immediately.
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>>52516901
Then what the fuck is this thread, nigga?
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>>52516926
isn't he venus/mars

Why was dark dawn so bad
we will never get another golden sun
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>>52516901
This thread was no better, until the other thread got pruned and forced more actual discussion back into it.

>Anime OP thread starts out with actual discussion of character and roleplaying
>Western OP thread starts out with DAAAAADDIIIIIEEEEE~
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>>52516901
Discussion in this thread began when the other thread got pruned.
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>>52516887
Blingmaker has like half the goddamn thread applying to it, people who wanted to apply are probably done already.
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>>52516969
>daddy memes dragging all the dudes into the whirlpool of shit
I don't care how old they are, that shit was fucking creepy
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>>52516836

Also the Moirai or Fates. And depending on which version Fate itself. Not even the gods escape their will and even Zeus fears them.
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Is it a bad sign when the GM tells you to have both a regular portrait/token for your character...
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>>52516813
It's that perfect time of year when it's warm during the day and cool at night.

>>52516852
Onryou was wearing a pretty dress, hair braided all fancy by Val, riding on a white horse. Then the whole day turned to shit.
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>>52517017
Fate is just the DM railroading hard.
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>>52517021

And a portrait/token for your character when charmed/suggested/dominated/mind-controlled?
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>>52517021
Both a token and a portrait? No. he probably wants a more detailed large version and a representative for combat.
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>>52517028
That just looks like she's mad.
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>>52517023
Hopefully she'll have a nice braid and some hair-mounted flowers going again when she's out wrestling boars down and snapping their necks with her bare hands.
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>>52517028
go away PLD
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>>52517002
We're still waiting to see the original Blingmaker meme characters, I'm not sure one of them applied yet. Unless people were afraid that the party was already decided by memes of characters who won't actually exist.
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>>52517021
>>52517028
Nah, it just means that they're not wanting to be lazy and put a stupid little colored dot that arbitrarily means "oh, status effect".
Where'd you get those, by the way? They look like they're from the new Fire Emblem coming out.
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>>52517023
To be fair, that probably wouldn't have happened if you had went to investigate the glassworks instead of playing dress-up and having a dinner.
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>>52517028
Here you go m8
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>>52517064

Mathilda is my waifu.

MINE.
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>>52517064
Fire Emblem is so good for tokens
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>>52516969
Both threads were pretty shit, but I'll take this one over early posted anime bait thread any day.
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>>52516941
Entertaining without being full animu.
>>52516969
>>52517006
That was entertaining, and sauce was given, rather than the eternal circlejerk about games that will never happen.
>>52516979
There was no "discussion" in the other thread either, unless you think the /pfg/ meme games are "discussion".
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>>52517100
It's more discussion than daddies cummies bullshit.
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>>52517026

While being poetic about it.
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>>52517064
>tfw like Fire Emblem but none of Nintendo's other stuff besides Kirby I guess so I have to buy their consoles just for that

>>52517093
Yeah except this one was posted on page 7 solely for the purpose of starting thread wars.

>>52517100
>that was entertaining
Fuck off Daddyfag
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>>52517085
I know, right? Even the sprite-based stuff is fantastic.
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>>52517058
Original Blingmaker meme characters?
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>>52517075
What was that one's name again?

In short I want some bolognese right now.
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>>52517112
Except we still have that.
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So the only games we have open are shardwalkers, WWW, and Blingmaker, right? Any others on the horizon?
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>>52517045

>Spend the day killing boar
>They need to get dressed and fancy for the dinner
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>>52516865
It doesn't increase your threatened area, just your range.
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>>52517157
I don't know, it's probably Kuroinu.
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>>52517154

Rogue with a heart of gold, The Black Knight (which is Kyras), and a huge-chested teenage Wyrmwitch native of the Stolen Lands whose sharp wit and sharper tongue belies a deep-seated desire to be accepted and loved for who she is.
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>>52517150
>Yeah except this one was posted on page 7 solely for the purpose of starting thread wars.
And the other was posted on page 6 for the same reason.
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>>52517167
No, I've seen that one and it wasn't kuroinu. If memory serves me she's just broken, not mind controlled.
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>>52517159
Blood in the Fangwood
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>>52517188
...what?
The other one was posted for the purpose of starting a new thread.
This is the one that was posted to start a thread war.
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>>52517159
When the hell are we getting another Evil game?
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>>52517159
There's the Ironfang game too.
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>>52517112
Anon, a thread that doesn't exist has no discussion going on :^)
>>52517150
>Fuck off Daddyfag
I was more entertained by
>MOM!! GET THE GUN! THERE IS A GIRL IN THE HOUSE!
and
>I thought they were be bigger, well, it's better than nothing
>heart pupils
>damaged goods
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>>52517195
Kuroinu doesn't have mindcontrol either though.
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>mfw people were talking about monks
>mfw I will likely never find a pathfinder GM who would okay Kung-Fu Genius
>mfw I will never get to replace my 1st level bonus feat with it and then take Perfect Scholar
>mfw I will never have access to Combat Stamina
>mfw I will never play the True Final Form of a Kirin Style UMonk
>mfw I realize it would be another fucking Dex/Int build and that's the only thing that ever looks fun to me

Sometimes I wonder if I should just end it all.
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I'm brainstorming for a new campaign I'll be running soon. Setting has a coalition of hobgoblins and other monstrous races as the main threat to mankind. Any suggestions for a name for this organization?
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>>52517210
>Posting an anime thread on page 6
>Not baiting a thread war
We get it, you're butthurt about your bait getting BTFO. Now leave, the adults are talking about daddies.
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>>52517165
>TFW you will never wipe some boar blood off her cheek and tell her she looks more beautiful when she's fresh from the battlefield
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>>52517221

>tfw all we get is daddy posting
>tfw we never get female PCs bullying other female PCs
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>>52517290
>there's only one person annoyed at thread wars
Anon there were MORE IPs in the other thread than this one.

>>52517286
Will I be allowed to play as a wraith who's helping the humans for shits and giggles because what could be more chaotic and evil than betraying evil itself
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>>52517290
>Adults
>Implying people who want daddies aren't overgrown children
>>
So, in the third SoM playtest, there was a clause that said martially inclined casters like alchemist or warpriest could trade out their casting for 3/4 Spheres progression, anyone know if this is still the case?
>>
Daddies is a falling fetish sell sell sell sell
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>>52517315
>Will I be allowed to play as a wraith
probably not, but that's a very good idea. It could aid the PCs as an illusive man type character.
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>>52516836

Friendship was born out of edgelord family. Then again, when you have entities like destruction, death, deceit, pain, revenge in your family, she's probably the black sheep.
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>>52517315
>Anon there were MORE IPs in the other thread than this one.
Both threads had almost twice as many posts had IPs (the deleted one had close to four times), both were held up by a small cadre of shitposters trying to keep theirs on top. But keep up the hard work anon, I'm sure you'll turn to desperation samefagging soon enough.
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>>52517359
>probably not
pls no, I'm even willing to take the 'lel you geet rekt in sunlight' debuff
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>>52517295

That's so corny, anon.
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>>52517371
surely the discord cabal is behind this
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>>52517367
Well to be fair, Light and Day were also born out of the edgelord family.

>>52517371
I'm including actual productive replies in my posts, while you're shitposting.
Who's the shitposter now?
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>>52517313
>tfw if you get into blingmaker you plan on bullying everyone, not just the men
>tfw you'll jump between being motherly and teasing the party
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>>52517406
ara ara...
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>>52517381
I'm a fan of the classics, and I don't give a shit that it sounded better in my head. I'm a Wis-dumping JJ build anyhow.
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>>52517402
>Who's the shitposter now?
The guy who can't let go of the fact that his shit thread got deleted for being early bait. It's you.
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>>52517401
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY「CABAL」!
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>>52517447
I was the 6th IP in that thread anon.

>>52517434
WIS is such a stupid stat
>awareness
>common sense
>wisdom
>in-touch-with-nature-ness
>is the skill that governs profession (???)
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>>52517406

Anna pls go, you tired hag.
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>>52517402
>I'm including actual productive replies in my posts, while you're shitposting.
>Who's the shitposter now?

>TFW his response is "I know you are but what am I"

>>52517447
>TFW the response to the response is "I know you are but what am I"

Keep it up you two, you're a couple of gems!
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>>52517186
IIRC a few threads back someone who I think was the potential Wyrmwitch player was talking about having second thoughts for some reason or another. Would it be in poor taste for someone else to apply with a Wyrmwitch now? It's not stealing someone's idea if you're just using the same class/archetype right?
>>
what the fuck am i doing with my life
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>>52517492
At least it doesn't govern Paladin spells anymore. That was just fucking bizarre.
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>>52517515
Attempting to get into the discord cabal
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>>52517515
funposting on tian wood carving discussion divination pool bards
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>>52517377
okay, but only if you play him as pic related
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>>52517515
Trying to get some yummy cummy in your good girl tummy.
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>>52517495
Not me, sorry.
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>>52517495
But it's not Anna
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>>52517492
>I was the 6th IP in that thread anon.

6TH IP
T
H

I
P

Keep it up, bro, you're the best meme we've had since BAKAnon.
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>>52517514

>Would it be in poor taste for someone else to apply with a Wyrmwitch now?

Anon... This is a competition for spots, if you can write a better character than them than bully for you.

Is she also going to be a huge-chested, teenage native of the Stolen Lands with a clever mind?
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>>52517064
>>52517085

I expect to see /pfg/ using this for a portrait sooner or later.
>>
Mods please prune this thread too.

/pfg/ is rotten to the core--we need to pull it out by the roots! BURN IT DOWN!
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>>52517545
>him
I wanted to play a yandere caster ;_;

>>52517555
Why am I a meme now?

>>52517534
I mean it governs Cleric spells which hardly makes any more sense, so something something faith?
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>>52517550
>>52517552

Who else would try to be motherly in Blingmaker while teasing her allies?
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>>52517596
Not me?
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>>52517576
But what about best girl
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>>52517590
I could see ascetics or introspective types using it, so Clerics and Warpriests make sense.

But Paladins? They're fucking shonen action heroes who get their power from believing in themselves really hard.
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>>52517575
No idea, not even sure I'll actually apply at all. But I've been thinking about ideas for a character and that archetype just could not be more perfect for this campaign. It'd be a damn shame if NOBODY applies for Blingmaker with a Wyrmwitch.
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>>52517576
Now why on earth would I play a Paladin when I can play a Sorceress instead?
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>>52517613
>believing in X
I mean that's kind of ALSO what Wisdom governs though, otherwise why would Clerics get it?
Basically fuck it it makes literally no goddamn sense.
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>>52517596
You'll have to check the apps again, Anon.
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>>52517606
Got her right here
>>
>Charisma is the Strength of mental scores
>Wisdom is the Dexterity of mental scores

it all makes sense now
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>>52517636
...that's exactly what we were talking about.
Learn to read the thread dude.
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>>52517575
I don't know why, but Blingmaker just doesn't seem fun. Maybe it's the underlying Kingmaker AP stuff, maybe it's memes?
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>>52517590
>I wanted to play a yandere caster
i mean, it's not that far off
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>>52517649
Wouldn't Charisma be the CON of mental scores?
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>>52517667
no, Con is useful.

Like Int.
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>>52517601
>>52517629

T-Then is it... Antoinette?
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>>52517671
Yeah but undead and things that don't have a CON score literally get their health from CHA.

>>52517663
Are you trying to imply that men can be yandere? Because you're wrong.
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>>52517659
>Honeymoon period of a new game ends
>People start shitting on it and claiming it's a bamboozle
>Apps die off for a while
>Last day before apps end comes
>Thread goes fucking insane trying to make last-minute waifus
>Shrieking and threats of suicide over not getting picked
And so the wheel just keeps on turning...
>>
AWAKEN REVIEWANON
>>
>>52517590
>Why am I a meme now?
Because autistically screeching that you're the 6th IP in a thread instead of being the OP is a much more memeable response to accusations of samefagging than manipulated screenshots.
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>>52517636
And it was the dumbest shit ever.
>>52517623
I love her hair.
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>>52517695
I enjoyed my last minute applying, even if it wasn't the greatest quality. Memes are a fun time.
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>>52517681
Nope. You'll figure it out eventually I'm sure, Anon.
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>>52517643
Nino > *
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So, what mages use to write down spells on their books. Can it be done with any material, or do they need especial alchemy, and mystical components?
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>>52517692
a wraith is not really male or female tho
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>>52517214
I want XS to run a githyanki adventure on Roll20.
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>>52517714
[Aztec gods of waifus music begins to play]
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>>52517745
Nino is very good, but she doesn't hold a candle to the one and only best girl
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>>52517732

MA-RI-A!
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>>52517749
They need special ink. That's part of why it costs money to write things in your spell book aside from the spells you gain every level.
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>>52517713
>when will we see Str/Cha options?

There's always Body Avowed, anon!
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>>52517779
You're not very good at this, are you, Anon...
>>
New thread before 6th IP over here starts another early bait thread

>>52517793
>>52517793
>>52517793
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>>52517667
I agree. I see Wisdom as the 'external' attribute and Charisma as the 'internal' attribute. So Wisdom is you connection to deities and external powers, your ability to connect to the environment, and your connection other people. Charisma measures inner power (like sorcerers use). The problem is that Will is modified by Wisdom and not Charisma, so it doesn't quite work.
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>>52517802
Actually, most sorcerers with the claws special ability come under that heading.
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>>52517819
>PAGE 3

kill yourself you piece of shit
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There should be more MILFs in /pfg/ games. Don't you agree?
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>>52517749
Seeing as it apparently costs hundreds upon hundreds of GP just to copy the words, probably liquid gold.

>>52517756
Yeah well
fuck that noise, it's some sort of speshul wraith with more control over its own mind or something and isn't completely consumed by darkness, otherwise it'd just have attacked the humans on sight
it just looks like a girl, happy?

>>52517819
>PAGE THREE
Anon you need to stop.

>>52517778
Nino needs protecting.
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>>52517824
>Sorcerers
>Strength
>not immediately trading out the claws for a Familiar or Bloodline Mutation

but why
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>>52517745
>>52517778

The two of you have gotten something considerably wrong. There is no such class as good as Wyvern Rider, boasting no shitty units that start out in that class.
As such, best waifu must necessarily be a wyvern rider. And of the picks, clearly the best wife and best mother, with solid strength and defense modifiers is Cherche.
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>>52517819
Are you TRYING to get the mods to ban /pfg/?
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>>52517816

Mmmmh.

Mmmmilre?
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>>52517326
>thinking 3/4 SoM progression is even near to being worth 6th-level casting

laughharder.gif.png
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>>52517749
>>52517795

Should mages be forced to buy/craft new tint, and books/scroll, each time he uses a spell? Would it nerf them?
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>>52517826
Your choice: anime baitthreads or early real threads.
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>>52517838

Shares on MILF tanked when Onryou was chosen over Amalthea, I don't think the market's ever going to recover.

We've also discussed the reasons for why MILFs aren't in games before
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>>52517819
>Page 3
Is this really what anime posting has brought us to? Are we little more than barbarians?
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>>52517871
>bait threads
>bait
>everything I don't like it bait, that's why I'll make a thread on page three
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>>52517871
I choose bait threads

Early threads are cancer for the whole board, whereas bait threads are cancer only for us.
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>>52517871
i choose bait
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>>52517845
They've been trying to do that for months now, anon.

>>52517862
Not really. Craftign cute their magical item costs in half, and they don't need 'stuff' because spells.
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>>52517838
>Kyras hits puberty.png
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>>52517871
kys
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>>52517880
I'll admit, I sort of made my character for Blood in the Fangwood in such a way as to play to the memes. I generally feel inadequate when other characters in the same game as me are getting more attention.

It's irrational, I know, but there it is.
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>>52517847
You're almost there! They have some common traits!
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>>52517819
>so dedicated on his personal witch hunt that he decides to become the cancer he was obstensibly trying to fight
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>>52517880
Well, elf MILF got in on LoBaF, but we'll have to wait and see if the memes take or crumble.
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>>52517713
>CHA (covers about five skills)
I would argue that Cha covers the most powerful skills in the game, however. It is outrageous what a pc skilled in social capabilities can do for you, even if the dm doesn't let you get away with murder.
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>>52517942
As long as we're making confessions, I have an irrational fear of attention and sometimes if I see my character mentioned here I'll misdirect conversation to any other character I can even if my character is being complimented.
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>>52517913

Aren't spell vancian magic? Don't they need to write down most of the spell advance, and leave the last part to finish it later (in combat)?
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>>52517973
Also UMD, which is worth like ten skill slots by itself.
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>>52517916

>slender, teenage Tiefling (who rolled high) bedding experienced human woman
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>>52517980
Maybe I should get you to direct the attention to my character
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>>52517973
All of which you can swap out to int or wis via a mixture of traits, feats, and/or class features.
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>>52517956

I got it! I got it!

Maria Perun!
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>>52517838
God help me, I thought of a caption as soon as this got posted.
>Just hold still, mouse--wouldn't want me to slip, right? Your mouth's plenty wide enough as is.
>Alright mo-uh, Miralda.
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>>52517838
That doesn't seem like a MILF though, that's an onee-san.
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>>52518041

I'm never going to share them, because they do indeed exist.
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>going through races for UMonk
>see Merfolk racials

Strongtail Merfolk Scaled Fist UMonk doesn't seem like that bad an idea, but I wonder how to justify it.
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>>52518041
You could always sack up and send the motherfucker a PM. You'd be surprised how well that works.
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>>52517871
Reminder: We've been having anime baitthreads posted on page 6 for the last few days. The anime baitthreads are also early threads.
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>>52518013
But Maria was already guessed!
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>>52518089
Send them to the player in question.
Make some logs of your own.
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>>52517997
But then you are spending extremely limited, highly valuable class capacity simply to have ACCESS to those skills that in actuality, like all skills, you don't truly NEED.
Honestly, if you are minmaxing that hard, why would you use traits on such a thing? It's not efficient in the slightest.
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>>52517842
>Nino needs protecting.
Best girl can protect herself

>>52517844
>No skill or speed
>Axelocked before Second Seal memery
>Any girl from awakening being best girl
Cherche isn't even best wyvern rider, let alone best girl
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>>52517965
But what elf MILF memes do you want to see?
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>>52517986
No, those are scrolls.
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>>52518085
They're also not posted on page 3.
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>>52517218
>Ironfang game
This activates my almonds, anybody have a link?
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>>52518138
Trying to set up a good match for her daughter.
Naturally, she'll need to test them rigorously to see if they're up to the task.
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>>52518089

It's better this way, friend. The scene was well on it's way to "finishing" when my partner disappeared, so I don't want to just leave you wanting more when there is none.
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>>52518151
Page 6 is still two pages too early, anon.
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>>52518175
While page 3 means five minutes after bump limit and 5 pages too early.
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>>52518089
>don't know who
Go and take a look, then
https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/4831395/character-applications
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>>52518152
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/73477/blood-in-the-fangwood
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>>52518175
So are we just going to migrate when this hits page 8 then? Or are we going to be fags again and have two threads twice.
>>
>>52518066
Brine dragons. Sea serpents. Bronze Dragons. Kraken killer. Sauhuagin fighter.

Anything that has dragon in it is designed for power, strength, and ferocity, and unchained monk is a murder machine, despite what people on /tg/ like to say.
>>
>>52518202
Let's just let the bait thread get deleted and make a less inflammatory one at page 7-8.
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NEW ANIMU BAITTHREAD

>>52517793
>>52517793
>>52517793
>>52517793
>>52517793
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>>52518217
KEK MY THREAD HAS REAL DISCUSSION I AM THE 6TH IP
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>>52518213

Maybe? It ran off the same image and vaguely the same premise, perhaps... What's your player name, and did you want to play the woman or the Tiefling?
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>>52518241
epic
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>>52518104
This is making me curious now, too. This can't be Karas or Franze, right?
>>
Why are gnomes, dwarves, and halflings all so legendarily infertile? Elves can cross-breed, orcs can cross-breed, and really, what HAVEN'T humans fucked, but the shorties never get so much as a token tiefling or aasimar birth in the lore.
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>>52518241
>>52518320
Nice try samefag
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>>52518175
While page 3 means five minutes after bump limit and 5 pages too early.
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>>52518355
>>52518190
Literally what did he mean by this?

>>52518339
t. Page 3 OP
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>>52518333

Not too many authors into midgets.
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>>52518340

I'll have to check you out!
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>>52518325
Are you sure it couldn't be one of them..?
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>>52518333

It's because most game writers are horribly uncomfortable about fucking midgets or women that look kind of childish to them.
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>>52518161
Which daughter? She has two.
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>>52518371
>Literally what did he mean by this?
He remembered to space out his posts to avoid claims of samefaggotry, but forgot to change the words in his post.
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>>52518406

That just means she needs to try out two men.

Maybe at the same time.
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>>52518382
It's actually Karas?

...well played.
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>>52518372
>>52518392
We need to get the writers from the Kaer Maga splatbook on this shit.
They actually came up with a term for people with a shortstack fetish while they were making up fantasy slang.
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>>52518461
>>52518382

Karas? I see Franze, but I don't see a woman named Karas.
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>>52518461
Is it that uncharacteristic of the App that has one of the roles as, "Party Mother" and a soft spot for children to be motherly and teasing?
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>>52518497
I think someone spelled a name wrong.
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>>52518390
Make sure to leak a pastebin again like last time.
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>>52518504

Not at all, mothers are by their nature teasing, just as fathers are supposed to make corny jokes.

If Franze doesn't idly fix someone's hair or fuss about finding a male PC a "good woman," I'm going to be disappointed.
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>>52518497
I wish I could edit derps on 4chan, but alas.
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>>52518497
Perhaps they meant Kyras?
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>>52518551
Male PCs will have their wives chosen exclusively through arranged marriages set up by Franze.
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FRANZE, BABY WANT MILKIES
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>>52518606

>mfw Franze playing Matchmaker
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Are we making a new thread or what?
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>>52518673
nah just use the cancerous one this time
Show yourself to be the better man and don't start anything
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>>52518666
>Blingmaker
>Matchmaker
>Babymaker

We eugenics simulator now.
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>>52518673
Let's just move over to the early thread. There's already discussion happening there. No need to further earlyposter's desire for attention by starting a threadwar.
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>>52518698
Tfw Franze was made with some fascist undertones...
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>>52518606

You know what's great?

(Very minor spoilers) There's an ex-Paladin of Erastil about Franze's age you can recruit at the end of Book 1. Total dad mode type of character.
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>>52518730
I'd putsch all over her beer halls if you know what I mein.
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>>52518698

But anon, nobody has applied with a babymaker yet!

Brevoy *does* worship Pharasma as one of the three divine pillars of their people, after all.
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>>52518756
She's used goods, Anon. She can't be with another ever again.
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>>52518698
We need more ships. Kyras x Milre can't carry the game on its own power.
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>>52518801

She's gently used, that's all! It's not like she had a kid with that lazy waste of space!
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>>52518885
I suppose you'll have to try hard to break through that iron will and total paranoia, Anon.
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>>52513786
Addicted to caffiene. Learned the hard way to always have 2 weeks worth of coffee grounds.
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