CYOA - NEW THREAD

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>>51894698

>>51894698
>>51894709

+5 pts

Body Type
>Skinny
Breast
>Small
Butt
>Firm
>Obsessive-Dependent (+1), Obsessive-Harmless (-2), Possesive-Delusional (+4)
Traits
>Optimist, Gifted, Innocent, Short, Relaxed
Gifts
>Videogames (-1) Talented (-3), Self-controlled (-6), Comedian (-3), Income+ (+2), Good taste (-4)
Quirks
>Closer (+1), Romantic trip (+3), Love bites (+2), Addict (+2), Diary (+1)
Origin
>Miracle
Dream
>Your undying love

>mfw I pretty much rebuilds my ex
>mfw I'm basic
>mfw my ex isn't a yandere, she left me

>>51894698

Last Thread: >>51877024
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>>51894857
Fuck off, faglord

>>51894698
It's nice to have a mentally ill waifu CYOA for mentally ill anons. Are there any autistic waifu CYOAs for autistic anons?

>>51894911
Yes, obviously, otherwise your post wouldn't make sense.

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>>51894901
>what is a faglord, I think I know
>for his post has told me so

>>51894953
B.E.S.S.
THE KET
2PEN

Hopefully the two former can wheel in the latter a bit, and direct her to right place.

>>51894940
>contests his faglord status
>posts 2hu, the furry equivalent of /tg/

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>>51894979
>It's impossible that more than one person thought that guy was being stupid

>>51894974
1: Taste Neo's Neo
2: Taste Neo's Neo
3: Taste Neo's Neo
4: Taste Neo's Neo
5: Taste Neo's Neo
6: Taste Neo's Neo
7: Taste Neo's Neo

>>51894953
STEGOSAURER
AGENT SNEK
SPECIALIST CHOMP

>>51895019
Doesn't matter either way, the 2hu fag has no room to talk.

>Tfw you start writing the husbando companion and five minutes passed and now you wrote way too much and need to cut down on stuff but you don't want to because you like him and also now I feel lonely inside
Anybody else feel this when they write Waifu's and husbando's? My heart can't take this...

>>51894953
>snek, 2pen, tiger
best defense is a good offense

>>51894911
I think there are one or two laying around somewhere.

>>51895044
Get a better heart.

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>>51895105

>>51895044
I feel mild contempt for the way you're misusing apostrophes if that counts for anything.

>>51895065
>type
discreet body
>powers
strength (75), genius (55), flight (25)
>gear
radio (20), arms (10)
>armour
steel (0)
>training
CQC (-5), marksman (-10), mechanic (-20) diplomatic (free)
>companions
Tekroto (free), Antonio
>adventure
Buried Eagle (0)

>witty superhero name
Four-Arms

>>51895033
Good god, they're recruiting from 4chan now

>>51895033
but why would i want to fight for israel?

>>51894698
2
>Body
Lolita
>Breast Size
Flat
>Hips, Butt and Thighs
Nothing
>Yandere Type
Dependant, Worshiping, Harmless
>Personality and Traits
Girly Girl, Relaxes, Gifted, Innocent, NEET, Short, Classical Romantic
>Gifts
Fetish, Videogames, Self Controlled
>Quirks
Closer, Her's Forever
>Origin
Miracle
>Dream
A Family

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>>51894698
>Curvy

>flat

>THICC

>harmless

>Attacking

>Delusional

>Poor
>NEET
>Short

>Perfect hair
>Youthful
>Famous
>Forever
>Motherly
>Videogames

>Romatic Trip
>Connections

there we go. broke it. now she's easy to manage and I don't have to worry about relationships for the rest of time

>>51895254
never really got these "i broked da cyoa hihi" posts but good for you, have fun

>>51895113
>no Varg
ONE JOB!

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>>51895113
>>51895105
I'm making an unofficial DLC for this. So far I've got Stoner metal (Sleep, Electric Wizard) as another genre/area but that's it. Any help?

>>51895368
thrash metal (great sound- and psychic-based offensive powers with poor defense)
grunge (dunno)
classic heavy metal (balanced traditional powers with few drawbacks)

>>51895416
Maybe Sludge as well.

>>51895368
Make Varg a companion

>>51895033
Where is the National Guard?

>>51895559
that's a branch of the army so i dont think they counted it independently

Anyone got the newer Genie galleries? Like, say, ones made December 2016 and onward?

>>51895033

Helicopter sniper seems like it's obviously the best one with a free helicopter + free house + not too stressful or unpleasant + nice scenery.

>>51894953

Bear Bros
Prof Langford
Spooky

>>51895368
avant garde metal
mathcore
death metal
drone metal

companions
Agnete M. Kirkevaag
Arpmandude
Schuldiner
o malley

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>>51895105
Outdated

Here's the updated version

>>51894698
>Athletic, Average, Thicc
>Dependent, Harmless, Worshipping
>Confident, Optimist, Submissive, Poor, Relaxed, Delinquent, Gifted, Filthy, Socialite, Foreign [8]
>Fetish (-2), Monstergirl, Motherly, Talented, Good Natured, Self Controlled, Good People, Comedian, Income (-3), Good Taste [-27]
>Closer, Decorator, Genetic (+7), True Friends, Connections, Tech Savvy, Hers Forever, Addict, Diary, Charisma [0]
>Miracle, A Family

Abhuman citizenship evaluations aren't usually very romantic affairs so was very surprised when one of them approached me after work on a social call. It went against all the regulations but I joined her as I felt there was more behind the subspecies' higher crime rates than met the eye. After a few drinks (boy can they drink) I let slip that the board were prepared to to condemn the "yan" to exile. In light of this well adjusted specimen I was disagreed with this decision. so together we hatched a plan to prove that both subspecies could coexist.

As I proposed the test I was chosen to carry it out. It is our fourth month of cohabitation and things are not going according to plan. My partner is clearly willing to change but I am often out argued unless given time to think and worse somehow her family and friends have smuggled themselves into the country and are trying to help in their own, manic, ways. I'm also pretty sure that her belly is rounder than it used to be and it seems that the board knows too as we now have an order to explore "inter populace fertility".

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>>51895719

>>51895723
Do you have the blank third page by chance?

>>51895368
Make your own cyoa and not piggyback of other

>>51895368
Disregard >>51895767, just make it clear that the DLC is made by someone other than the original author.

>51895368
Disregard >51895784 and make your own cyoa. Don't be like that loser with the wizard bro cyoa.

>don't rip off the ripoff of a ripoff

>>51895754
There's a third page?

>>51895862
It says there's a third page of empty templates for genres and companions.

>>51895981
It says for people to include, so maybe nobody ever bothered to

>>51894953
BEAR BROS
SPOOKY
2PEN

THERE CAN BE NO MONSTER UNDER THE BED ONCE THE BED IS NO MORE!

>>51895368
Seconding the big three missing: avant garde metal (Arcturus), death metal (Demilich), and thrash metal (Vektor, Megadeth).

It would be nice to see references to the musical titans that were Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath, perhaps as a universal Heavy Metal tree anyone can purchase abilities from. Allows for more variety of builds, too.

Does someone have the cyoa where you colonise the Solarium system?
I've only Seen it posted once

>>51896156
God damit Auto correct. Solar System.

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>>51896156
Too broad a question. Is it Solar Inheritance by chance?

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>>51896235

anyone remember that cyoa about choosing a girl to become a slave to, with like different types of girls such as "brat" and "tomboy"? It was a femdom one I believe.

>>51896037
>Classic metal isn't a big three
I was always shocked with that CYOA forcing me to pick some weird sub-genre and not the original stuff.

>>51896269
Yea I remember it. Even have it saved. What about it?

>>51896322
can you post it please, would like to save and forgot to do it last time, thanks in advance

>>51896314
It's arguably bigger than the big three, hence why I suggested it be a universal school anyone can buy from. Because obviously the collective greatness of Iron Maiden/Black Sabbath/Judas Priest/Mercyful Fate are too powerful.

>>51896358
That'd still force me to pick a sub-genre though, and as someone who is just a classic rock fan (and thus only really likes metal where the two intersect, in classic metal), most of them don't do anything for me.

>>51896436
Good point, didn't think of that. I wouldn't want heavy metal to simply be a plain genre to choose because of how important it is to the history of metal. Maybe not picking a sub-genre grants something extra, like points/item/companion?

>>51895065
Type: vigorous body

Special powers
Strength (free)
Genius (80)
Vision (60)
Gear
Radio (55)
Tool box (45)

Armor: Steel (35)

Training
CQC(30)
Marksmanship (25)
Mechanic (15)
Diplomatic training (5)

Companion: Tekroto

Adventures: the eye of the juggernaut, fury of the mooniods, the eyes of the necromancer and invasion earth.

So how's >>51893135 coming along?

>>51894698
>Skinny
>Small
>Firm

>Worshipping +1
>Harmless -2
>Stalking +4

>Insecure
>Tomboy
>Filthy
>Gifted

>Monstergirl -4
>Forever -9
>Videogames -1
>Youthful -3
>Talented -3
>Good taste -4
>Beautiful -6
>Good people -4

>Closer +1
>Consent not required +3
>Connections +3
>Tech Savy +4
>Demanding +4
>Genetic +3 +4 siblings
>Addict +2
>Diary +1
>Religious +2

>Lonely

>Your undying love

No telling why someone as beautiful, smart and talented wouldn't have any friends or why she would pick me of all people. Might be because she's too different and intimidating to others, who the fuck knows. She follows me around and has a tendency to demand sex whenever she feels like it, which is often, but she doesn't actually hurt anyone and somehow manages to avoid getting into or causing any real trouble, so I guess it'll be alright. Her family would be scary as hell if they weren't so damn nice

>>51896269
could someone please pose the cyoa I was talking about?

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>>51896576
This one?

>>51896594
no, the one with multiple individual girls with personalities, I remember there was "brat" who was a loli and "tomboy" who was some sort of buff girl, it was a newer one iirc

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>>51896629
Nah I don't know that one. But you can have these nightmare waifus instead.

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>>51896643

>>51896651
thanks for trying to help anon, I didn't mean to sound rude

>>51895105
Genre: power metal

Powers
Power 3 (23)
Speed 2 (22)
Solo 2 (20)

Race: Alliance
Traits 1-3(17)

Items
Currency (16)
Camping gear (15)
Double bass punch (12)
The Axe (9)
Ranged weapon (8)
Armor (6)
Set of clothes (4)

Companions: Race hardman and Ai (0)

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>>51896667
No problem anon, and you didn't come off as rude so don't worry

>>51895105
Genre: power metal

Powers
Power 1-3 (21)
Speed1-2 (19)
Solo 1-2 (16)

Race: Alliance
Traits 1- 3 (13)

Items
Currency (12)
Camping gear (11)
The axe (8)
Ranged weapon (7)
Armor (5)

Companions: Race hardman, shantha and Ai

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>>51896235

Marquise Valeria Procula

>Habitable World 25
>Cities (Free)
>Mines (Free)
>Spaceport 30
>Hypernet Node 35
>Orbital defenses 45
>Construction yards 70
>Subterranean Cities 80

>Moon (Habitable) 100
>Mines (Free)
>Cities (Free)
>Spaceport (Free)

>Star (Sunlike) 110
>Antimatter Station 155

>Dreadnought 255
>Hyperflux Shields 260
>Teleport Bay 265
>Hospital 270
>Point Defense Turrets 275
>EMP Beam 280
>Anti-Cloaking Array 285
>Integrated Jump Gate 300
>Drone Hanger 305
>Drop Pods 310
>Onboard Constructors 320
>Siege Weaponry 325
>Planet Destroyer Weapon 415
>Armoured Regiment 440
>Antigrav Packs 445
>All-Environment Proofing 450
>Size Increase (10,000) 500

>Self-Repairing Vehicles
>Anti-Ageing Serum
>Industrial Antimatter

>Princess Theia 100

Everyone knew something wasn't quite right with her from a young age. But what could they do about it? She was the Princess' favorite cousin! They played together as children! Why not just stick her on a populated, but out of the way planet and forget about it? 15 Years later the population of the world of Temnaya Ten' and it's moon live deep in underground cities. Under Marquise Valeria Procula's iron fist, the whole society has been practically enslaved and is devoted to mining and building The Marquise's personal army, including one of the largest ships ever built and exhausting her planet's resources. The force may be impractical, but is truly terrifying to behold. Her obsession, strange as it may be, has at least led to the disappearance of pirates in the sector. Now that Princess Theia's grown and is looking for allies in her quest to become Empress, her estranged former playmate may yet be an even greater service to the galaxy.....

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>>51896342
Ah, got'cha! I couldn't figure out why you wanted to know why I remembered it.
Next time, if ya want a cyoa posted, just ask :)

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>>51895161
Because it's in your best interest, Israel is your greatest ally after all.

>>51897042
>all this feet shit

>>51897061
Yea I'm feeling ya, I don't like it either. But it is what it is
>>51896950
I always wonder if it's really angel, an angel-clone or someone trying to get people to hate on angel.

>>51896950
It's like 5:30 AM where you live when you posted this, right? So you woke up at 5:00 AM, on a Saturday, and the first thing you did was boot up your computer, check the /cyoa/ thread, find a cyoa and post your old build.
I just don't buy that a normal human would do this. There's no way.

>>51897156
It's obviously an angel shitposter who's just saved off a bunch of her builds. Her lil internet autistic stalker.

>>51897185
That... makes a lot more sense. I couldn't get it to add up. It's too sad if it were really her.

>>51897156
>5 in the morning at 2 in the afternoon
What a crazy world.

>>51897207
it's five in the morning at two in the afternoon at seven in the afternoon.

truly a brave new world.

>>51897207
EVERYBODY POST YOUR TIME ZONES

>>51897273
Bit hard to read from all the pixelation. At a glance they don't give me anything I want.

>>51894940
What the heck does that picture mean ?

>>51897185
>>51897080
Build uses a Russian name for the planet, is Angel known to use Russian words?

>>51897408
Never actually read any of her builds so I couldn't tell you if she uses a Russian word. It's easy to ignore them since she starts all posts with an empty line.
It's for sure her build, but reverse-searching the image's name it has not been posted as often as you'd expect for an angel-build.
Definitely an imposter.

>>51897273
Banana split, no contest. You can basically use it to gain any 3 objects you want for free, and replace it whenever it stops being needed or becomes outdated (e.g. expensive hardware and stuff like that).

Does a PC count as one object or would I have to copy a specific part like the GPU? Either way, really good ability all around, whereas the rest is awfully specific in its use (e.g. what good is phasing through walls in everyday scenarios if you can't carry any objects other than clothes with you? You'd have to walk around without wallet or phone if you want any use out of it).

Although the Herbal Tea is good as well, I guess, situations where you need more time to think are pretty common.

Are you supposed to get plus or minus? Anyway, perfect waifu would be
>lolita
>flat
>nothing
would be ideal
no I'm not a pedophile

>>51897572
Obviously not.

>>51897185
This person was doing this way before people began acknowledging it. That's why she became a CYOA celeb and got a nickname.
Autism is her claim to fame.

>>51897572
No idea what you're referring to

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>>51897572
>lolita
>flat
That's pretty good ta
>nothing

>>51897610
the OP
I just really like petite girls

>>51897572
You forgot to list your choices for the other categories.

>>51897662
Lolita, flat, nothing, harmless, delusional, worshipping, girly girl, submissive, wealthy, gifted, innocent, short, youthful, motherly, closer, abuse, a family

>>51897624
Usually people will quote the CYOA they make builds for

>>51897717
Interesting. Tell me a story, anon.

>>51897273
Gotta go with The Cat's Meow.

>>51897717
No bully

>>51897715
>motherly loli
I'm not sure that's how it works

>>51897812
I'm 19 so I guess a tiny youtful looking 18-19 year old to have my babbies.

>>51897812
I've seen doujins with motherly lolis, hardest boners I've ever had

Heart boners as well

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>>51897216
american mountain time here

>>51897216
Other American time here

>>51897834
I don't know what you tried to say

>>51897216
Scandinavian

>>51894698
>>51894709
No guys? Booooo

>>51897273
>you can go as fast as you want

why mention the strongest aspect in the end? Ability to levitate looks negligible compared to being as fast as light

>>51897273
Can Herbal Tea and Sparkling Newt be combined? Can you "see" a demi human in your dreams and transform into them?

>>51897950
Do you know where you are?

>>51897930
>scandinavian time zone
Never heard of it. What planet are you from?

>>51898012
O like this place isnt full of gay

>>51898123
Obviously not, or there'd be more gay stuff for you.

>>51897273
Rate my build /cyoag/:

The Sparkling Newt

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>>51897080
>>51897156
>>51897408
>>51897469
>>51897185
>>51897207
>>51897204
>>51897597
>>51897215

I have to wake up early in morning for work all the time so I sometimes wake up early on weekends even if I don't want to cuz I'm just used to it or whatever. And if I don't have anywhere to be and am not to busy then I do check cyoa thread pretty regular even if it's early or late. But if people are going to make big deal about it and pick on me for it then maybe I just won't post older builds anymore!

>>51898123
>>51898162

>>51898262
4/10

>>51898262
You have a few stalkers who have reposted old builds of yours and add on to your current reputation for good or ill. SDA seems to have a couple stalkers too and Tokhaar Gol has a couple haters it seems.

Comes with having a name and being vocal and responding too much to the autistic trolls out there.

Enjoy your weekend.

>>51898262
How dare you respond to me.

>>51898262
Fuck off you dumb whore jesus christ.

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>>51898262
Not posting would be even better.

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>>51898262

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Shilling my old shit and contemplating actually finishing the old body horror thing I was going to do.

In retrospect, it is waaaay to similar to fleshweavers really. Might try something new if I come up with an idea.

I like eldritch settings and themes, so if I do it'll be something like that.

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>>51898262
Everything's going to be okay.

Who am I kidding, no it's not. Good luck, though.

So, let's do this. Next ten characters created for different cyoas, that are, or will be, posted in the thread, are now a party in 11th.

>>51898505
Or to be precise, 5 are heroes, 5 are antagonists.

>>51898262

You and your white knights need to all commit a suicide pact together and kill yourselves

If I make a fetish CYOA where you/your waifu is affected (think along the lines of the femdom cyoa), do I really need to waste half a page on building the waifu? Like is it necessary to choose her hairstyle and how long her skirt is or can you imagine that up yourself and we can jump to the meaty part?

>>51898481
>no heavy melee weapons
Why no love for blunt weapons?

>>51897615
>>51897572
Not a pedophile. He just forgot to say he would like her to be a boy. It's just that CYOA don't give that option so he never mentioned it.

>>51898545
>implying

I can think of plenty of people who have done far worse things, more warranting of that.

>>51898572
You might wanna point out that you can make your waifu from scratch then, making her however you want. Like using a character creator in vidya.

>>51897834
>18-19 year old loli

>>51898262
This is not real, it's just a simulation

>>51898576
I made this entire cyoa in about 6 hours. Just working on it straight. Someone requested melee weapons, and frankly I just wanted to get it over with.

I might update this one, or make an entirely new one based on a similar concept, but there are plenty of CYOA's like this, I feel.

>>51898572
Probably, because some people consider that "waste" part of the experience seeing as they don't have a gf/waifu and thus need one before they can get into selecting fetishes for them.

>>51898584
>her
>boy
female (male)?

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Well, I promised OC by today, and I shall deliver. Here is the first page, I shall get the second page up, if not today, then by tomorrow. You can still play it, if you want to.

>>51898604
Aww. Now I'll never realize my dream of being a close combat tank of maximum genocide.

>>51898661
Take the chainsword.

>>51898572
You could list some limits for what sort of waifu you can have (or even point to some other CYOA for deciding the waifu's physical attributes). Beyond that, it should be fine without a detailed waifu-building section.

>>51898671
It's a pussy weapon compared to something like a thunder hammer. Hell, I'd rather even take a power fist.

>>51898655
>shitty "you tried" tier ms paint drawings
>grotesquely squished photos
1/10

>>51898655
>Well, I promised OC by today, and I shall deliver.

Don't promise release dates. Take your time. Don't mix fonts. Try not to use MS Paint. Aquamarine + Pink is an abomination to God, our Lord.

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>>51898262
>35 year old types like a 5 year old.

>>51898655
Never. EVER. No matter what. Distort the dimensions of an image. Make them smaller or larger, yes, within reason on the larger. Cut them and crop them any way you like. But never distort them, ever.

>>51898745
>Don't mix fonts
I didn't
>Try not to use MS Paint
I didn't
>>51898770
>Never. EVER. No matter what. Distort the dimensions of an image.
I don't think I did that.

>>51898655
Should have a fixed amount of powers. Otherwise you might as well just take as much as you can.

>>51898780
>I don't think I did that.
You're not serious.

>>51898792
What? The pictures look fine to me.

>>51898780
>I don't think I did that.
What are you using? In Photoshop, hold shift while you're resizing an image to snap it to it's original aspect ratio (or just crop the image to whatever).

>>51898810
Gimp.

>>51898806
I still don't believe you. You either made that CYOA blindfolded and still aren't looking at it, or you're clinically retarded.

>>51898820
The manual says hold control to keep the aspect ratio when resizing. Do that.

>>51898619
The correct denomination would be girl(male) i think.
Yeah, he just want a boy and flat loli is the closest you can get to that while staying in fullt female area.

>>51898780
>I don't think I did that.
If nothing else, the faces in "Aestheticify" seem a bit stretched.

>>51898857
Maybe he just wants a cute girl? Everyone knows little girls are the cutest.

>>51898820
>>51898839
Also, redo all the images doing this. If you really want squares, use the crop tool (make sure it uses 1:1 fixed aspect ratio), don't resize them.

>>51898655
>Better Safe Than Sorry mode
>Abilities: Infinite Memory [2], Engineers Wept [1], Aestherticify [0]
>Items: Pen of Rune Magic [0]

[diabolical laughter]

>>51898859
>a bit
That's at least 30% stretching there, you could see it from a thumbnail.

And it's definitely not the only one, hitting it works is also very stretched. The vampire bone is also probably, though that one doesn't matter as much as the others.

>>51898262
Cheer up Angel, here's a imgur album of two female cosplayer lesbians who got married.

http://imgur.com/gallery/khNAI

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>>51898887
>off by one

>>51894698
>>51894709
>>51894698
>>51894709
>Not choosing the reincarnation option
Niggas, do you want to die forever?
Always choose the immortality/apotheosis option in CYOAs.

>>51898887
>don't resize them.
But if I do that, then the entire image might not fit as well as it would have originally. In terms of aesthetics, I mean.

>>51898756
Oh yeah! I totally forgot. It's impressive.

>>51898926
>But if I do that, then the entire image might not fit as well as it would have originally.

>use the crop tool (make sure it uses 1:1 fixed aspect ratio)

>>51898918
>being stuck alone after the heat death of the universe, unable to escape the lightless void

No thanks.

>>51898918
>that feel when no yandere imouto
I'd totally choose the immortality thing if that was an option

>>51898936
I meant in terms of aesthetics. If I crop it, some part of it will be missing. That part might be what would have made that image much better.

>>51893135

>tfw you get lied to about an art gallery again

What are you working on today /cyoag/?

>>51898942
>not wanting to see the degenerate, black hole, and dark eras
>not wanting the last thing you see to be what happens to the universe

>>51898970
Then don't use squares, bro. You can't have both a full image and a square aspect ratio, unless you add black bars.

>>51898596
I was thinking that the intro would basically be "now that you have your waifu (from another cyoa), maybe you want to change her a bit?"
Or something. I can't see a reason to add build-your-waifu when all CYOA that do it have the same options. Just one of them, not like I'd write anything else.
>>51898609
Sad to hear that. Is it not enough to refer to a waifu-builder?
>>51898678
Glad to hear that!

>>51898918
I see that the Forever option still results in being trapped, with no way out, within a cycle of death and rebirth; unable to even shed the memories of your past lives and experience things anew, dooming you to eventually become first insane and destructive (to yourself and others) and then so jaded, disillusioned and downright bored with life itself that you'd find yourself existing in a near catatonic state, barely alive but, on some level, always torturously aware.

Yeah, I'll pass.

>>51899017
>Then don't use squares, bro.
But using different shapes would also have a negative effect on the aesthetic. And I've arranged the choices in such a way that moving them around to fit the aspect ratio would feel wrong.

>>51898910

mega cute

>>51899050
Whatever man, just trying to help you make it look better.

>>51899014
I can't answer that question (or any other questions related to CYOAs I may or may not be working on) until the person asking the question has answered it :)

>>51899050
Either cut differently or use non-square shapes. There isn't any viable alternative.

>>51899014
Crippling depression.

>>51899050
I think the point was something along these lines:
>pick one shape/aspect ratio for your images
>crop them to that shape/aspect ratio if they weren't already
>resize if necessary (and only if you can't get acceptable results via just cropping)

>>51899082
>>resize if necessary (and only if you can't get acceptable results via just cropping)
This is dumb. You almost always have to resize. Are you talking about changing proportions?

>>51899072
I understand. And I'm trying to explain why I didn't do so.

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>>51899031
>Is it not enough to refer to a waifu-builder?
I don't think referring people to an entirely different CYOA, especially one you didn't make, just to play this one is a good idea. You yourself might find the options found in every CYOA about waifus redundant and easily replaced due to people largely creating the same person when the options are present, but for some people that's kind of the whole thing, else they wouldn't go through the CYOA.

But hey, I'm not part of the group of people I'm referring to, nor am I likely part of the audience you're aiming for with your CYOA, so I could very well be off base here.

>>51898745
>Aquamarine + Pink is an abomination to God, our Lord.
I think it looks good. Both colors are similar to red and green, which are on opposite sides of the color wheel. Those colors, when together, provide nice contrast.

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>>51899014
Anti-hero CYOA.

>>51899097
>Are you talking about changing proportions?
No. Changing proportions is something you shouldn't do, at all.

>>51899102
>the waiter is explaining why in order to put both mayo and ketchup on your plate he also had to take a dump on it
>but at least you have both mayo and ketchup, right?

>>51899014
"Fixing" this >>51898655

>>51899143
>Implying it's complete shit.

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>>51899131
I don't think that's what an anti-hero is, but whatever

>>51899131
I like where this is going.

>>51899162
>Implying it's complete shit.
No no, silly. There's a turd on your plate, but there's also real food there. No problem, right?

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>>51899014
Fixing old mistakes.

>>51899162
>"Fixing" this >>51898655
I for one am more interested in seeing the second page.

That said, that yellowish text color on a cyan background makes the text look a bit... off.

>>51899192
Of course there isn't a problem, because it's not a turd on the plate. it's just ground beef cooked and arranged in a way that happens to look like a turd to the average person.

>>51899199
Looking good, cyka blyat.

>>51895105
>>51895113
Thanks. The pricings did look a bit weird.

>>51899199
tanker, how does it feel to be the greatest?

>>51899213
Sure, it might be made out of beef, but it tastes like a turd, and passed through someone's colon.

This analogy is getting closer and closer to the reality.

>>51898655
Unknown Package:
Abilities: Infinite Memory, Living Factory, Drunk on Power (Wine), Limits Broken, Another You
Objects: Runic Pen, Powershot (Healing Waters)
Weird Points: 8
Even if Living Factory doesn't provide immortality explicitly, with Limits Broken I should be able to build up to it - I age all the time, so I've got plenty of practice surviving it, right?
The Powershot will be provided to someone young, idealistic, and willing to become ridiculously famous for a good cause. I don't need to be the one who spends their life making healing water.
Now to see what comes of having so much Weirdness...

>>51895719
>>51895723

>>51899226
Oops, I responded to my own post.

>>51898655
If the clone dies can you make a new one?

>>51899247
Sure.
>>51899238
Did you even play the cyoa? How can you claim that the beef tastes bad if you haven't even eaten it?

>>51899014
I worked for two hours on my project and managed a whole 2 options. Not because there's much writing or work finding images, but because there's no many images I need to move around and copy-paste. It's draining my motivation rapidly, to use more time and energy on tiny things than the actual options.
Definitely a lesson learned.

I'm kinda in the mood to write a small lewd one. They're always fun to do and there's not much planning required. I even already have the idea, but I don't have an idea for a point system. What I was thinking is you invest points in a primary fetish, and for each point spent in it you can unlock a sub-fetish. I kinda want something else to give you an insentive to spend more points in the same fetish.

>>51899242
>Even if Living Factory doesn't provide immortality
It does. Maybe I should have made it clearer.

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>>51899199
Wtf man how are you doing that i am hype again. Also i know which class i am going to puck already.

>>51899268
>Did you even play the cyoa? How can you claim that the beef tastes bad if you haven't even eaten it?
We're talking about the pictures, anon.

No, I'm not going to give up on this. Squishing your images when making a CYOA is like not turning off the power when screwing around with electric wiring. It's for your own good, and for the good of everyone else's sanity.

>>51899305
>We're talking about the pictures, anon.
So you are judging it on form and not function! If that's the case, then why did you bring up taste previously?

And I say squishing the images isn't that big of a deal, since only one maybe two pictures look affected by this, and only one I can see looks negatively affected.

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>>51899221
Text will probably be hard to read, considering that I've got to write almost everything in Times New Roman 11 to fit everything on one page, so it'll probably piss off a lot of blind anons. But that's a tradition at this point.

>>51899227
>There are 132 powers in total (or 264 if you count their upgraded versions as their own thing, which you shouldn’t, but the number looks more impressive)
It feels exhausting.

>>51899292
Just so you know, you don't have to stick just to one power classification. I mean, you can, but mixing powers from different categories seems to be a smarter move.

>>51899331
Function usually trumps over form, but that isn't always the case. This isn't a reasonable situation, this is the equivalent of asking someone to buy a decent car that smells like a hobo died in it.

>>51894901
No, you should be the one to fuck off for not adding those in the first place.
I don't care what your autistic grievance with this being a "general" is, having a link to the last thread is handy as fuck, and so is the Pastebin.

>>51898942
>Reincarnation
>Stuck in the deep future when life don't even exists anymore
???

>>51899380
I didn't make the thread, now fuck off faglord #2

>>51899357
Except it doesn't smell like a hobo died in it. At best, it looks a little off.

>>51899270
The difficulty is I want the theme to be "changing the world based on fetishes". But there's so many ways this can be done, too, and I would also like the player to get options that affect themselves.
Like, say, the femdom branch where women are CEO's and politicians, I would also like an option for anon to get a girlfriend who fits that bill. I think this system might be overly ambitious for something I would like to do in one night.

>>51899381
He just said the heat death of the universe happened, but that doesn't mean complex enough phenomena to create sapient creatures can't be around at that point. They'd just have to work on different principles.

In fact, it's possible that what we're living in right now would have been viewed as long after the heat death of the universe to creatures which lived in the absurdly short split second after the big bang. And maybe long after we and matter as we know it are gone from the universe, someone will be thinking of our epoch of time as an absurdly short split second after the universe came into being.

>>51899429
No, it smells even worse than that. This cannot be overstated. It's a fucking catastrophe and I'm completely serious here.

>>51894698
>>51894709
If you choose the Forever option, do you keep all other traits in the other lifes or you lose things like Income?

>>51899399
No you fuck off Faglord #3.

>>51899437
>anon thinks his sanity can survive even a few hundred years let alone a (figurative) eternity suffocating in space in 0 Kelvin temperatures

>>51896594
Why did you even name it "GFD" when it's not Gentleman Femdom.

>>51899471
Anyone who remains sane until they're 60 would likely make 1000 sane as well, as long as they could keep to familiar patterns at least some of the time.

>>51899452
Oh really, how is it a catastrophe, then? Do enlighten my with your intellect.

>>51899268
Thank you.

>>51898655
Fuck it

Infinite memory
Mana drip
Engineers wept
Mana fountain
Yoga sustainability
Limit broken
another different you

Boxing glove
Gunnerang
Ironing iron
Pen of rune magic
Honey formula

Just fuck me up senpai

>>51899492
Same way it would be a disaster to that waiter once he lost his job for shitting on your plate.

>>51899489
>Anyone who remains sane until they're 60 would likely make 1000 sane as well
Based on what logic?

>>51898918
>Niggas, do you want to die forever?
Yes.

>>51899507
>Based on what logic?
The fact that people stop changing much once they get past their mid twenties. There's a reason why old people are seen as stuck in their time.

>>51899489
>living 60 years is the same as living 1000 years
Are you a moron? You think running 50 miles is the same as running 1000?

>>51899530
It just takes a longer time.

>>51899505
But a waiter has to adhere to objective standards, and he isn't the one who is supposed to create the dish in the first place.

Meanwhile art, while it has some objective standards of beauty, is allowed to be a bit more experimental.

Also, aside from a poor analogy, you didn't provide any explanation to how my cyoa is a complete disaster.

>>51899530
Keeping habits is not a marathon. It's closer to just lying down and resting.

>>51899545
Don't bullshit me, you're not being experimental, you're just being exceptionally lazy.

>>51898262
Jesus Christ, get off my board you dumb attention whore.
No one even feels guilty for telling you to kill yourself, because if it truly bothered you you'd simply stop posting with your name and tripcode, or even stop posting in general. You probably get off on being told how much of an annoying histrionic cunt you are.

>>51899524
I dunno, some people have changed a lot late in life.

>>51899565
>my board
Fuck off, you're just as bad as she is, except more malicious. At least she's just a moron who doesn't understand she's out of place. You're actively trying to undermine us for your own petty brainfarts.

>>51899581
Barring extreme trauma, no, they haven't.

>>51899560
>Don't bullshit me, you're not being experimental, you're just being exceptionally lazy.
The mechanics of the cyoa are unique. I am trying to put my own artistic skills in there rather than just pasting a bunch of images into it and calling it my own. I am attempting to utilize otherwise unused space to a greater potential without overcrowding it. And I am bettering my own artistic skills while at it.

The only reason it doesn't look better is because I've been busy with university and promised to finish it by today.

>>51899614
>The mechanics of the cyoa are unique.
The mechanics are irrelevant to the discussion. They are being neither judged or talked about. We aren't talking how decent the car is, we're talking about the dead hobo smell you can't get out of it.

>>51899546
You're still ignoring the "spending an eternity floating in space in 0 Kelvin with no oxygen". You will wish you were dead every moment.

>>51899199
Ohh boy I can't wait!

>>51899627
>Can't get out
Oh, so now whatever perceived faults there are in the cyoa can't be removed? And I notice you still haven't mentioned these faults yourself. Do you actually have an argument and a good reason for disliking the appearance of my cyoa, or do you just love to read what you've typed?

>>51899614
>And I am bettering my own artistic skills while at it.
Start by learning how to properly crop images

>>51899644
Nah. Either I'm not at 0 kelvin, or I'm frozen unconscious. Same goes even more for oxygen, either I don't give a fuck about it not being there, or I'm too unconscious to bother.

>>51897580
Flat buttless anime children: cute
Flat buttless real children: disgusting

>>51898655

better safe than sorry

infinite memory / aestheticiify / yoga sustainability
pen of rune magic
3 wp

>>51899437
CYOA Author here

You're only reincarnated as Human beings, and not necessarily always forward in time.

>>51897715
What a dull build.

>>51899679
What about flat buttfull real children?

>>51899661
>can't be removed?
Not CAN'T, you just refuse to, despite it being incredibly easy and quick. I'm not your cleaner, anon, you're the one who made that CYOA.

>Do you actually have an argument and a good reason for disliking the appearance of my cyoa, or do you just love to read what you've typed?
The arguments were already given many times over by me and someone else in this thread. Image squishing: just don't. It's that simple. It always looks like complete ass. There's no way around it. Why do you think you almost never see it even in the lowest quality unprofessional work? Because it looks like ass to almost everyone.

>>51899586
I'm not trying to undermine shit, what the fuck are you on about?
I and any other anonymous poster have a bigger claim to ownership of a board than trip/namefags, who are attention-whoring visitors at most, no matter how obsessively they post.

>>51899586
I've been here since day one, I save all the CYOAs that come out, even the shittiest shit like>>51898655 is in my folder. I know every single namefag and their CYOAs and have made good friends with almost all of them.

It's not just this general I probably spend more time on /tg/ than I do sleeping on average. I could list every meme that has been made here in alphabetical order and all the way back to 2008.

This is my board, deal with it and learn to love it or get the fuck out.

>>51899665
Well I do know now, so I guess that's not a problem anymore.

>>51899723
Nobody has any claim whatsoever. Except hiroshimoot, I guess.

>>51899706
I'm not sure such a thing even exists, but I don't like real children in general. Somehow their bodies just seem "deformed" while anime children look fuckably adorable.

>>51899734
>Nobody has any claim whatsoever.
Exactly.
And that is more than tripfags have.

>>51899739
It just sounds like you know that 2D is better than 3D.

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>>51898655
Package: F**k It
Abilities: Infinite Memory, Limb Tongue, Aestheticify, Sustained by Beauty, Healing Waters, Confidence & Pride, Limits Broken
Objects: Mana Fountain, Pen of Rune Magic, Energized Honey Formula (X3)

>>51895719
>>51895723
Genre: Gothic Metal
Amaranthine Child 3 [4]
Abiding Night 2 [2]
Void Touched 3 [4]
Accursed Star

Race: Ascomanni
Energy Affinity: Lunar
Ascomanni Traits 2 (Resist Sun Energy) [2]

Items:
5 Sets of Clothes [1]
Tome of Affinity [2]

Companions:
Vanja [2]
Amaris [3]
Dio [5]

Dio gives me a goal to work towards even if I could really use those extra points. During an eclipse I'm pretty much fucked.

>>51899710
>Not CAN'T, you just refuse to
I already mentioned my plans to fix it here >>51899162
>Image squishing
I only see two images that MIGHT look off with image squishing. If the entire cyoa is shit because of that, then you must have some odd priorities. I bet your one of those people who don't like peas in their mashed potatoes.

>>51899757
God made an mistake, the universe should have been 2d.

>>51899739
>fuckably adorable

That's called a mental illness. You're not supposed to find real children "fuckably adorable" so you've just alienated yourself from reality for so long that your brain rewired itself to consider children as sexual partners which confuses you when you look at the real deal compared to thick dragon lolis.

Get help.

>>51899672
You're clearly a retard or maybe you ignore how things work?.
Enjoy repeating the dull things everyone has to go to, like crapping yourself for two years then spend a decade in school teaching things so simple you'll go insane.
And then do it again.
And again.
And again.

>>51899766
>MIGHT
Because you're completely blind? The worst one is probably five times over the obviously squished limit.

>I already mentioned my plans to fix it
Then why do you keep defending it, if you agree?

>If the entire cyoa is shit because of that
I already told you several times that we aren't discussing the merits of the CYOA as a whole.

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>>51899757
Obviously!
But I can still find 3d girls, as pig disgusting as they are with their aging, moles, farting and shitting, attractive when they're wearing enough make-up. Children always have that retarded face with those crooked teeth and perpetually runny noses.

>>51899796
Everyone already has to do all that. There is no age where you're suddenly free from pooping.

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>>51899781
Wow, those are some serious mental gymnastics you just did. All because you have some sort of hangup on people who like cartoons. Are you ok anon?

>>51899853
You're the one who said real children are deformed because they don't look fuckably adorable. It's only a few posts above, has browsing 4chan constantly fried your synapses to the point that your memory retention is suffering?

>>51899799
>Then why do you keep defending it, if you agree?
Because I'm only doing it because otherwise my original vision will not see the light of popularity, so I have to appease the autists (or rather autist).

>The worst one is probably five times over the obviously squished limit.
Which one is it, then?

>I already told you several times that we aren't discussing the merits of the CYOA as a whole.
Right, because you're just focusing on a single minor aspect of it that you attack to no end. An aspect that isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things, and hardly noticeable in most of the images.

>>51899880
>An aspect that isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things
Says you. It's pretty much THE worst thing you can do in a CYOA. I mean seriously, show me something worse.

>>51899821

Mystery Box. I remember it being really good, I just can't recall what it was specifically since nobody ever posts it any more.

Used to like E-tank until I had a startling epiphany that your PC isn't guaranteed to last. What are the odds that my hard drive would die soon after gaining the app and then what could have been an immortality granting app becomes a death sentence?

>>51899895
>I mean seriously, show me something worse.
Wouldn't no new OC whatsoever be even worse?

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This one is pretty cool but it rarely gets posted

>>51899875
>You're the one who said real children are deformed because they don't look fuckably adorable.
Uh, no? I said anime children are fuckably adorable, while real children look ugly/"deformed". Seriously take a breather.

>>51899915
I mean when creating a CYOA, obviously.

We get enough OC compared to the past that this isn't likely to come up for a long time anyway.

>>51899895
What about that one cyoa where you had to eat shit to gain powers?

>>51898655
>Venture into the unknown

Abilities:
Infinite Memory
Aestheticify
Sustained by Beauty
Confidence & Pride
Another, Different, You

Items:
Money Bat
Vampire Bone

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>>51899931
Nope. That's actually the stylistic experimental shit or whatever he was trying to use as an excuse earlier.

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"mystery box"

>>51899910
>Mystery Box. I remember it being really good, I just can't recall what it was specifically since nobody ever posts it any more.
It's right here: >>51899853

>>51899727
I can't tell if this is some meme joke or just edgy shit. Angelanon is so much better than you right now.

>I know every single namefag and their CYOAs and have made good friends with almost all of them.
Who are you?

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>>51899970
>not posting all the pages

>>51899727
>I've been here since day one, I save all the CYOAs that come out, even the shittiest shit like>>51898655 is in my folder
Are you me

>>51895020
I really like Neo so I'm considering going for the same build.

>>51899943
>>51899926
I remember taking ABCDE with this and not being disappointed.

>>51900024
I was actually trying to post this one but Captcha was bugging out on me. Thanks!

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>>51899727

>>51896681
>Age: Collage Student
>Size Ratio: Amazonian
>Build: Muscular
>Breast Size: Bee Stings (small B cups)
>Butt & Hips: Average Behind
>Facial Features: Noble
>Hairstyle: Ponytail
>Skin Tone: Pale
>Sex Drive: Sexual Predator
>Romatic Attitude: Privately Submissive
>Personailty Traits: Charismatic, Tomboy, Heavy Drinker, Pervert, Laidback
>Fetishes & Desires: Orgasm Denial (Me as Dom), Bondage (Me as Dom), Oral (Me as Dom), Rape Play (Me as Dom), Disparaging (Me as Dom)
>Hobbies & Interests: Reading, Movies, Lifting, Hunting, Shooting, Videogames
>Extra Features: Piercings, Tattoos

I essentially recreated my GF at the age we met. People usually thinks she's the one wearing the pants in our relationship as she is about a head taller than me and muscular as fuck while i'm the NEETest of the NEETs but when it comes to the bedroom she's the one calling me Master.

>>51900011
I'm not him, but I've also been able to have decent and productive feedback and idea conversations here with some of the authors which are not too immature for them, like sda and thrallherd, and a lot of my own ideas made it into their stuff.

>>51895033
US Army Ranger
All the three original Betsy guns. Great artifacts.

>>51899926

>This one is pretty cool but it rarely gets posted

Actually, it's pretty trash and therefore rarely gets posted. The only choice that won't transform your life into hell on earth is to decline everything, including the mystery boxes.

>>51894857
Thanks man.

>>51900120
Show me a CYOA you've made, anon. You must have something pretty good, calling things trash and all.

>>51900139
That's not how it works. You dont have to be a movie maker to criticize films, a food chef to criticize food, or a CYOA maker to criticize CYOAs.

>>51899727
>I save all the CYOAs that come out, even the shittiest shit like>>51898655 is in my folder.
If that's the case, then it'd be great if you could make that folder available as a googledrive or dropbox archive.

>>51900155
You do actually. Now post it or shut it.

>>51900120
>hell on earth
Mystery Immortality is pretty chill.

>>51900155
You do have to be a movie maker to have any kind of relevance at a convention of movie makers.

Now post, faggot.

>>51899959
A

>>51900170
>>51900188
You don't. Being one just helps the validity of your criticism, but criticism from anyone is still criticism and can hold water regardless. Credentials helps.

He's just being a dick.

>>51899959
I think anon meant that one time when someone crudely drew the exposed anus of a transexual fairy and included how deep you had to lick it to get a number of perks. It went into vivid detail about the chunkiness of the poop.
It was made specifically to upset people of course.

>>51900209
Doesn't go against what I said.

>>51900208
Fair enough, miniscule SDA.

>>51900170
No, you absolutely don't. It is the goal of a creator to please its audience, even in the most likely event of none of them being filmmakers/musicians/chefs, and the audience's job to have an opinion, even when it is not flattering to its creator.
Unless you're saying you have no opinion on anything you're not an expert at (in which case you're lying), you are a hypocrite who learned this ridiculous excuse for a criticism deflector at an early age and have never bothered to think it through.

>>51900170

Here's a text cyoa that's better than yours and it's taken me all of 30 seconds to create:

"A magical wizard suddenly appears in your house and presents you with 3 choices, choose now and he will leave you alone forever after:

1. Get punched in the dick
2. Get punched in the stomach
3. Get punched in the face"

Is it garbage? Yes. Do all of the options suck? Yes. Will any of them ruin your life? Nope! Therefore it's already miles ahead of your crapfest you call a cyoa.

>>51900208
This is not valid reasoning in a context where everyone is, or can easily be, a creator.

It's like going to a rock throwing competition and talking shit, then backing down when someone tells you to throw a rock farther than they did.

>>51896594
>Gentle new world
>A thank you

First option: You will get sexually assaulted.
Second option: The devil invaded the world.
Third option: You will (probably) get raped.
Fourth option: You might get raped.
Fifth option: Unstable relationships; expected to stay at home like a prison; roommate who steals your underwear.

This is like one of those asshole spirits who reward you for helping them by cursing you.

>>51900227
>>51900244

>>51900100
>I essentially recreated my GF at the age we met. People usually thinks she's the one wearing the pants in our relationship as she is about a head taller than me and muscular as fuck while i'm the NEETest of the NEETs but when it comes to the bedroom she's the one calling me Master.
I'll take Shit that never happened for 1000 Alex

>>51900244
Unless the "shit" you're talking is "I can throw rocks farther than you", you are not being a hypocrite for pointing out someone's rock throwing skills are shit.

>>51900272
Yes you are. Deal with it.

>>51900265
I believe him

The NEET part is likely to end his relationship soon though

>>51900244
>a context where everyone is, or can easily be, a creator
Nothing's stopping you from picking up that camera and being a film director, then.

While being a CYOA author isn't inherently hard, it still takes some level of competence. There is work effort involved and not everyone has time or willpower to invest into it.

>>51900242
>Will any of them ruin your life? Nope!
I don't know, doesn't say how hard he can punch. He might destroy my brains, punch a hole through my stomach organs or make me infertile and kill all my testosterone

>>51900307
>While being a CYOA author isn't inherently hard, it still takes some level of competence.
Exactly. And being incompetent means you have no room to criticize people who are better than you are.

>>51900280
Saying "deal with it" does not make you right when you are throwing a tantrum against logic that hurts your feelings. That anon didn't say he could make good CYOAs. He said one is shit, and he is entitled to his opinion. Asking him to "make a better one" would only be an appropriate response if he had implied he could. Then it'd be hypocritical of him not to.
"That movie is shit" is fundamentally different from "I can make a better movie than this".

>>51900307
This, too. I for example can't make a CYOA for shit. And I'm betting "m-make one better then!"-Anon's CYOAs are shit.

>>51900325
My point is that even the incompetent ones can still give criticism. Maybe they are competent in a different field and that gives them a different viewpoint.

That's the whole point of feedback, no?

>>51900265
Are you saying this because you're envious? I know I get annoyed when anyone talks about relationships because of envy.
That>>51900301 , I agree with completely. I don't see why a taller, stronger, smarter and more succesful woman would want to stay with a NEET (much less be submissive to him)

>>51900325
>And being incompetent means you have no room to criticize people who are better than you are.
Yeah, you do. You are the audience. It is your job/right to criticize anything that's ever made.
You can pick up a pen and write a book, why don't you? That doesn't mean you can't criticize books and authors.
This is such basic logic anyone arguing against it simply has, as I said before, adopted it as a criticism deflector as a kid and is firmly holding onto it to this day. Fear of criticism is not healthy for you, anon.

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>>51900249
>not being into horny girls

>>51900331
>tantrum against logic
Show me some logic then. You just said "does not" against all rational thought. That's why you need to deal with it, since you're obviously having trouble.

>He said one is shit, and he is entitled to his opinion.
He's entitled to have it, but if he wants to voice it he needs to be ready to back it up or look like a coward and a hypocrite.

>"That movie is shit" is fundamentally different from "I can make a better movie than this".
Again, it isn't when you're a movie maker among movie makers. Stop trying to displace the conversation to dissimilar contexts.

>>51900337
They can give it, sure, but they should be ready to either concede that they are even more shit if that's the way it is. Not get defensive over someone pointing it out.