CYOA borat

>>51755684
>>51755655
You got any more a dem cyoas?

Rolled 24, 15, 45, 26, 26, 32, 28 = 196 (7d50)

>>51756286
Just play the ones here, it's roling how much easier could it be

>>51756286
There's some CYOAs over in this general direction: >>51755675

Rolled 28, 46, 41 = 115 (3d50)

>>51755655
'Ere we go... God of Chaos and God of Eternity
I roll for the three goodies I get right away first.

Rolled 3, 12, 45, 28, 43, 17, 33, 32, 9, 10 = 232 (10d50)

>>51757141
So, no superpower things here:
>I See You, Faggot
>Nice and Healthy
>The Goliath Antman
Well, time for Eternity rolls!

>>51756843
i want to stay here

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>>51757238
I can tell. I can post some for you I guess.

Rolled 48 (1d50)

>>51757209
So, for what I'm gonna wait?
>X-ray Scanning (given how it actually works, I'm probably going to kill myself if I overuse this one).
>Teleport Man
>I Shall Not Die
>Ice Man
>Water Man
>I See You Faggot (gotta reroll this)
>Master Chief
>Master Coder
>Ascend The Needs Of Flesh
>I Suggest...
The last roll, and I'll come with the conclusions.

>>51757365
>The Asassin Jinn
So the one I rolled is pretty powerful if I gain enemies (and since I chosen the Chaos deal, I will). A shame it's coming the last though.
Starting ones are nothing overpowered, but a body in perfect condition is nice.
All the others are neat and increase my chances, but I'll have yet to live to have them.

>>51755655
Seeing that this thead is empty and there isn't anyone to shame me for this, I'll try a vanilla 7d50 and see if I'm better off.

Rolled 18, 17, 6, 37, 33, 24, 37 = 172 (7d50)

>>51757524

Rolled 43, 28 = 71 (2d50)

>>51757524
There's still only 5 posters here anon.

Besides, the god of stability is way better.

>>51755655
Haven't played this in a while.

God of stability x2, god of true chaos x1.

Stability picks are 41 and 44

If by coincidence I roll the same number twice, then for the sake of not cluttering the thread up with rolls I'll treat the distance of my post's last two digits to the nearest 00 as my reroll.

>>51757607
Eh, nothing exciting, but the no need to eat fits pretty well with my immortality I guess.

Rolled 28 (1d50)

>>51757549
>Astral Spy
>Water Man
>Tamer Man
>Shadow Clones
>Master Coder
>Master Artist
>[REROLL]

>>51757658
>I See You Faggot
Not as risky as the first build, but more meh.
>>51757607
5 men posted here, as far as I know. There is no telling they haven't left by now.

Rolled 50, 14, 6, 5, 32, 23, 32, 39 = 201 (8d50)

>>51755655
God of Worlds
God of True Chaos
Rollin 8d50

Let's see what I get in this brave new world.

Rolled 16, 26, 2 = 44 (3d50)

>>51757815
>2 Extra rolls+1 reroll for double 32
>Electric Field Master
>1 Mile Astral
>Waterbreathing
>Master Chef
>Telepathy
>Master Entertainer

Not bad but lets see what I get from the 3d50.

>>51757864
All powers combined is
>Electric Field
>1 Mile Astral
>Waterbreathing
>Master Chef
>Telepathy
>Master Entertainer
>Plant Life Master
>Hair Color Change
>Superhuman Sight

Not bad, I'd prefer a immortality or regen power but with nature manipulation and magic in the new world I could probably find some spell/potion to give me those abilities.

>>51757252
thanks

Rolled 17, 49, 48, 11, 35, 30, 8, 32, 10, 31 = 271 (10d50)

>>51755655
>God of True Chaos
Way more fun when everyone else also gets a cool thing

>>51757252
GOing with Vampire

>>51755655
True Chaos and Eternity Deal
>First 3 rolls, 46, 16, 26
Nature Affinity, Create, Control, or Manipulate Wildlife.
Change color of my hair.
Ability to Grow and Shrink myself up to a relative scale of 100.

Alright, plant powers, giant or borrower potential in a pinch, and some fun vanity option to start with.

>2 years later, 24, 31
Shadow Clone (one).
Skill-Steal.

Alright, the fact that this exists means someone else might get it, so upon learning that I'm going to feel pretty silly if I was too blatant about my options and got robbed, but live and learn. If not, I've got it now and can keep the notion to myself and save it for folks that're going to be a danger with their skills....though in hindsight I guess these aren't skills, so power-thieves aren't likely to be an issue off this alone.
Maybe go make friends at hospice care places, visit, listen to stories, give folks a friend when they might not have many in their lives so I don't feel as bad about it. If I get healing powers later I could even trade extra years of their lives for some new tricks and give them the means to relearn it as a teacher.

>4 years later, 11, 12.
Affinity to Air, control, generate, or absorb air or wind.
Affinity to Ice, control, generate or absorb ice.

Okay now we're in blasting territory. Or free wind power generator territory. Possibly ice pun regions. Maybe summer/winter motifs.

I dunno if I should hope or dread how supervillainy I could be with this.

>6 years later, 37, 48
Skills of a master classically trained artist.
1/day kill someone just by thinking of it.

HOSHIT okay okay this is fine I just....I am going to need to spend some time away from people. Maybe use that cool art thing and any other money-making I've done to go visit some temple and really buckle down on that mental self-awareness stuff.
Like shit that could be bad if I don't get it in hand.
Maybe go DeathNote and just wake up with death row lists or something.

Rolled 16, 3, 44, 27, 1, 44, 2 = 137 (7d50)

>>51755655
Rolling for this

Rolled 23 (1d50)

>>51762532
Fuck I forgot I wanted to pick the gods of worlds and true chaos

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>>51762452
>8 years later, 17, 36
Affinity to water.
Skills of the best musician of an instrument of your choice.

Alright, this is much nicer. Also, wind, water, ice, plants; getting a real wrath of nature type deal, wind and wood in concert (hah). Wherever I'm living the ice sculptures and topiaries are gonna be awesome. Should look into water-based instruments and music, get freakin fantastic audio anytime I've got a decent tap available with ice-formed fluid music along with wind accompaniment and thunder bass.

>10 years later, 4, 2.
Ability to Climb any surface. Superhuman sight.
I CAN SEE FOREVER AND CLIMB TO IT. Nothing to really add to what I already had in terms of plans and stuff, but this is going to be all kinds of fun. brb off to climb K2 with ice and wind powers to catch me if I fuck up. Private concert for anyone with the balls to follow.

>12 years late, 41, 8.
Physical body turns into an ideal one of my choice.
Ability of Flight.

Alright, I've been doing cool magic stuff for long enough at this point no one's going to blink more than twice if I suddenly have a new face, nevermind a bit of an overhaul on pretty much everything. Besides I'll have had a decade to rock rainbow hairstyles and other faggotry, it's not going to be a surprise to anyone. Also flying's cool, though I'd have thought air affinity would've sufficed there. Maybe I've been getting by on gliders and feather-falling off tall buildings or something. Still a nice touch.

>14 years later, 15, 20
Affinity to Fire
Affinity to magnets.

Earth and Fire joining Plants, Air and Water. Ascetic discipline to control the insta-kill thoughts will probably be enough to keep from wrecking electronics wherever I go, and having some warmer options to go with the rest of my kit is pretty cool. Always got a light if someone asks too, even if I don't need it much. Oh, no more struggling with old fire stoves too, that's neat.

>>51755655
I'll take the magic world
Less monsters and more magic pls

Rolled 33, 20, 49, 6, 33 = 141 (5d50)

>>51762732
oops forgot to roll

Rolled 36 (1d50)

>>51762744
>genius programmer
>magnet magic
>unlimited food and beer
>ASTRAL PROJECTION FAWK YEA

reroll last one

>>51762763
>musical instrument
that's awesome
I pick keyboard/piano because I bet it's versatile

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>>51762452
>>51762598


>16 years later. 9, 21.
Ability to immediately teleport to any place you've been before.
Teleport small objects around.

Sweet, saving on air-fare like nobody's business. I now live on the MMO fast-transit system; teleport anywhere I've been, fly around to new places I haven't. At some point I'ma need to figure out if I can carry myself through space; flight+water+air+plants+magnets+fire, make an ice and metal enclosed aquarium with an air bubble at the top, plants to recirculate air and feed the fish I'll need to eat, just carry a small ecosystem around with me for a few months or years while I'm floating to terraform mars, or at least one of its moons. Fire powers to maintain temperatures. If I can take folks with me I could probably arrange to facilitate a colony over there by undercutting the set-up costs by trillions.

>18 years later, 6, 23
Astral Projection, leaving body unconscious while doing so.
Telepathy with considerate conditions.

Sweet, we worldwide now. Astral's a little underwhelming but I'm not gonna complain. Might be a cool way to get a good night's sleep while not sleeping; just keep an eye on myself and keep plotting, thinking up new artistic and musical masterpieces, or just binging one-piece and finishing in less than a decade.

>20 years later 33, 36.
With some sadness, but also joy to have come full circle, the last of my invested opportunity comes to a close. 20 years of learning, practicing, trading, living, killing, and now one last touch of randomness to add to it.

Skills of a genius computer programmer.
Short range levitation up t 200lbs.

Okay this is kinda funny in context but I like it. The latter's a nice little comfort of sorts that'll let me move everything around me instead of specific elements of matter; I didn't Need it, but it's nice.

The computer programming genius is going to rock out loud in the long run.

>>51757313
Life
Plants for dem alkaloids and a cool treehouse forest to live in
Healing because that's pretty cool
Fae summoning because I would love to have a fairy friend

If I were a gambler (2nd choice) I'd pick entertainment, the comfy room and a bookie.

>>51755684
Oracle

Elf
Satyr
Orc
Thri-keen
Mermaid
Dragon

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>>51757252

If one picks Djinni and an artifact too big to hold (say, property, landscape, building, moon, etc) how would this interact with the control aspect?

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>not picking blue

>>51764317
I dont think those would count as artifacts, those are buildings or celestial objects, the biggest thing id still count as an artifact is a large slab or statue thats still smaller than a house

Rolled 5, 25, 5, 1, 47 = 83 (5d50)

>>51755655
God of Worlds rollin

Rolled 30 (1d50)

>>51766100
rerolling the repeat 5

>>51766100
>>51766139

>Can tell when someone is lying
>can read minds

a bit redundant

>>51757018
Young - Bonus (3)
Androgynous - Bonus (4)
Suave - Bonus (3)
Playful Rival (1)
Unusual Bodies - Bonus (4)

Shota catboys legally double-teaming ladies with our cuteness and suaveness.

Rolled 41, 37, 12 = 90 (3d50)

>>51755655

Let's see what I get, taking a friend with me to a fantasy world!

Rolled 16, 45 = 61 (2d50)

>>51766459

Let's see what my friend gets...

>>51766179
maybe theyre supa good liars??

>>51765791
Planeswalker, red

Rolled 42, 36, 43, 7, 20, 47, 39 = 234 (7d50)

>>51755655

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>>51755655
Deal: God of Worlds
Random Boons: Water Affinity, Gravity Affinity, Remote Teleportation, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Master Classically Trained Artist, Localized Time Stop

Truly I am blessed.

Rolled 20, 39, 10, 25, 10, 47, 3 = 154 (7d50)

>>51755655

>>51755655
Is it just me, or have we not had many builds posted as of late? I don't mean in this thread, but in general.
Seems like these threads are becoming more and more about bickering, rather than playing.

>>51772667
they're slowing down, the regulars keep coming and instead of CYOA building they just reply to each other and argue about stupid shit.

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>>51772667
It's because there are too many people. Back when there was about half the posters per thread it went a lot better.

>>51771226
>There are modifiers that lessen the amount of energy you lose from an orgasm and regenerate your energy after cumming, and there's an item that keeps the receiver from getting any energy from your fluids.
>What else do you need to have your way with your defeated foes?

I know those modifiers exist but there should be something that actually rewards your organism for fucking someone (can be anyone or just Supers). For example Hypno-Junk rewards you for lasting longer than your "opponent", how about adding a similar modifier/power that lets you steal or create energy if you last longer than your opponent? Or a modifier that temporarily grants you muuuch faster energy regeneration if you manage to fuck X different Supers in a short period of time? I'm thinking about things that make you a bit like succubi who get stronger whenever they have sex.

>Also, if you have any specific ideas for additional allies or sidekicks, please suggest them!

Sidekick: Clumsy and shy librarian that turns into a giant raging monster (can be green like hulk, monstergirl like or just a bigger, furious version of her) whenever someone calls her ass fat.

Sidekick: Perverted little shit (can be a goblin, kid or fat old man) who annoys you and everyone around you but is a brilliant scientist who can build stuff like mechs or gadgets for you. Can join you in combat in his own, somehow special mech.

Ally/Adversary: Well endowed milf who's a master of hypnosis and illusion and has Sonic Scream power. She's into femdom. Has her own spy organization and wants you to work for her. She or one of her hot spies will occassionally join you in your missions. As your adversary she hates you because you refused to work for her and now she wants to punish you for that by making you her sex slave (and energy source). If she succeeds she'll keep you in a cage or on a leash in her office as a trophy.

>>51755684
Dark Sorc

My penis says orc, amazon and minotaur but the powergamer in me says succubus, dragon and maybe mouse?

>>51755684
This is missing a lot of races that are present in the newer version (though both are rather old now)

Sure the other version has blank space because he never finished adding everything he wanted, but this version isn't less incomplete.

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>>51772689
(2) Immortality, "little girl" edition - I'm 21
>choose my task
(1) Money
>choose where I get my money
(1) Combine
>choose what CYOA I combine with this and what drawback I get
(1) Magical Equipment - While wearing the ring I gain the power of gender swap (other)
>choose the ring's drawback

>>51757252
Nova, like that Presidents of the USA song

>>51757297
Bablamon

>>51769812
Penthouse
Power armor, grimoire, implant
Angels, vampires, faeries and addiction

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The Meta

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>>51773758
And the One True Meta

Option 1

>>51773036
You bring up valid points. I'll see what I can do

>>51771260
Wizard (5)
Elf (8)
Knowledgeable (12)
Willpower (16)
Quick Learner (20)
Empathy (23)
Lucky (27)
Irritating Rival Princess (22)
Modern Fantasy (25)

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>>51773365
>Task
One day every week you'll be tasked with filling out a desk of boring paperwork. It will take hours upon hours and be extremely mundane. Not even music helps alleviate the boredom. And no, you can't hire someone else to fill it out for you.
>Money
You own one of the most famous casinos in the world. Coincidentally, this happens to be one of the reasons why you have a mountain of paperwork every week.
>Combine
>>51771260 You get the Super Fan! Have fun with that. FYI he's immortal as well.
>Magical Equipment
Whenever you use it, the ring has a 10% chance of turning you into a shota. Should this happen, a busty girl in her late teens calling herself your "Nee-chan" (pic related) will appear and lock herself up with you in your room for the next 24 hours while she takes care of you and your "needs". And by needs I mean femdom /ss/

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>>51773758
This is a much better meta-CYOA, but no one ever seems to post or use it.

>>51773805
because the meta cyoa is for bored regulars who get a kick out of wacky combinations and power creep

>>51773931
>mental illness
>illiteracy

>poverty
>uncreativity

>innumeracy
>natural disasters

>scarcity
>overpopulation

>disability
>class

>cultural bias
>cruelty

>climate change
>pollution

>crime
>nations

>waste
>obsesity since I don't know what that is and everything else in that row is actually good or a non-issue at this point

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>>51774276
I think that is supposed to be obesity

>>51773758
It's been a while since this was last posted.
>F

>>51773931
One of each color!
>mental illness
>everyone else
>addiction
>hunger
>disease
>disability
>human death
>pollution
>malnutrition
>obesity

That leaves me as the only person left on earth, with no need to worry about dying, disease, hunger, or becoming a fat fuck.

>>51774509
>Easymode
>All the things I want with no drawbacks
>Get kicked off the show on day 1

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>>51774576
You sneaky fucker

>>51774509
Anyone have a link to the image version?

>>51774658
Open it. There's a link on the first page.
>>51774652
I don't see a reason to go through the cyoa again. Only the first two pages are a turn-on, the rest of the time I'm wondering when I'm done with it.
I know I have enough points to get every option I want (not many), and I know I'll be kicked off the show for being boring.

>>51774708
Thanks, I meant a version you don't download though. I'm on mobile.

>>51774276
>Two in each row
>Picks two from each column

Failure.

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more buttons

>>51774818
Never dated anyone, never had a crush and I don't understand waifus/have a favorite character.

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>>51774818
>marrying
>marrying in this day and age

>>51774576

The fact that you're a boring normal will only spurn on some of the viewers to watch with bating breath for you to forget you're being filmed 24/7 and accidentally jerk off right in front of a camera or something. I'm sure there's tons of vanilla BS going on, hence the point system to encourage people to pick the more deviant "punishments" and owners.

>>51774869
based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51774858
Orange because it's my favorite color.

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>>51774935
GREEN
Always green

>>51774858
>Grey
Can pick things up out of my reach.
>>51774870
I think I could go pretty long without needing to masturbate, especially since I don't have to worry about wet dreams any longer and I wouldn't buy any of the options that gave me pron. If the need arises, I suppose I would have to bury myself in a pile of clothes and take care of business.
You'd have to be more boring than me to watch my life being recorded.
>>51774920
I can't read yellow so I hope it isn't too good. None of the buttons give very useful things since I don't want immortality (and that option is ridiculously imbalanced to be far too good. It's objectively the best one)
I think I won't hit any of the buttons.
>Only need to sleep one hour
>Only need 1/4 the calories
These two alone already make my life so much easier. Eating is horrible.
>Boosted thinking process
I'm pretty dumb so this is nice.
>Can't get sick from a virus/bacteria

>>51774920
>if you picked blue, your healing effect increases by 1x
So, it doesn't?

>>51774920

Blue, 6/7/10.

>>51774978
Male and female. Fuck this gay earth.

>>51775037
>So, it doesn't?
Pretty sure it means an increas of 100% (so having 1x to start with, you'd have 2x with that option).

>>51774935
>Green
I've always wanted to know what it was like to be attracted to someone/have a crush on someone.
Probably revert in age so I can be generic high schooler in hentai.
>>51774964
>Luck in money
>>51774978
>Black
>Asian
Mostly because of overpopulation. Killing fat people doesn't fix the underlying reasons for why people get fat, and killing religions doesn't remove war, strife, discrimination etc.

>>51775089
So it would double it.

>>51773758
Meta: B

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I swear to god if angel responds to this with her usual bullshit I personally will start the stellar skeleton wars.

>>51775100
Hey! You killed my family! Prepare to die!

>>51774978

evil
b-tard

very easy choice desu

>>51775104
Sorry, gave misleading information with the percentage. It sounds like the intent was to increment the multiplier by one (so 1x -> 2x, 2x -> 3x, 3x -> 4x, etc).

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>>51774818
>Marry
>Your waifu
>implying you can have a waifu without being married when it's in the name

>>51775139
One time, I got the idea of reposting the CYOA with a minor edit that'd be more-or-less harmless (but would invalidate the build in question) and then call the buildpastaperson out for posting an invalid build.

>>51774986

Big Brother is an internationally syndicated game show that has lasted for nearly two decades, with people actually paying money to observe average people sit around and do nothing special 24/7.

You underestimate the kind of person that would be interested in watching Slut Life if you think you being boring would stop them from watching.

>>51775164
You're married to your waifu?

>>51775157

>very easy choice desu
>desu

This is my post, and yet I 100% did not type "desu"... what the fuck

>>51775188
I did a similar thing with Angel once. It was fucking hilarious.
In reality the CYOA had been updated but since she doesn't open the CYOA or think for more than a second before posting she never realized.
Reposters are a strange breed. I don't get why they do it. Angel says "it's a fun build" but what enjoyment does she get from not reading the CYOA and not making a build? She doesn't even read her build! No one does!

>>51775296
>He doesn't know about the word filter
baka senpai.

>>51775286
It's not called a waifu for nothin'.

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>>51771260
>>51773365
>>51773797
(0) Race: Human
(5) Class: Ranger
Physical
(3) Stamina
(3) Speed
(3) Toughness
Social
(3) Charm
(3) Sociable
Companions
(2) The War Hound
Setting
(3) Low Fantasy

Anyone the Super Fan pisses off who is too foolish to listen to reason or money can be hunted down. Magic isn't welcome in this world so I'll just chuck the ring in a safe and forget about it. Good riddance. Everything I know and care about is in another dimension and it's just me and my money, forever. Huh. I guess I'd better get started on the eternal paperwork...maybe I could just buy up enough property to own my own city state and change the laws so that not as much paperwork is necessary.

>>51775332

>Not knowing that she is an attention whore in every sense of the word

>>51775389
I'm honestly wondering if she secretly gets off to responses. I know she likes to pretend her fetishes aren't her fetishes / not lewd.
Does she have a "pretending not to be turned on" fetish or somesuch? Or is she just a regular attentionwhore that likes talking?

>>51774978
Can I press Muslim twice?

>>51775245
Welp, if I don't get kicked out that just means I have time to learn how to draw. I'm being paid to learn how to draw, and all I have to do is let people see me shower and pee - except I have a new body. I'm not sure if it would feel, you know, embarrasing to be recorded when it's a body I'm unfamiliar with.

>>51775482

Most likely both,

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Hey guys, I'm working on a magic race war cyoa and wanted to ask if these affinities for magic seem right to you or if I should reorder them. Jews are a special case so they don't get their own magic tree.

It's not going to be finished for months since this is just the beginning.

>>51775554
>Hey guys, I'm working on a magic race war cyoa
>THE ALL-INCLUSIVE MULTICULTURAL GAME
>cyoa
>GAME
So... which one is it?

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>>51775554
Looks good

>>51775554
That system of costs is actually pretty fucking rad, but why have you placed the races where they are? Surely Middle Eastern and Indian should be closer to Aryan than Asian is.

Rolled 40, 4, 49, 4, 20, 6, 27 = 150 (7d50)

Rolling for OP, also I just want to say that I mostly lurk but I do enjoy these CYOA, keeps me occupied inbetween sessions and shit vidya.

>>51775554
Assuming slavs and meds are in aryan (implying), group gypsies with indians, have abos with blacks etc this seems alright.

>>51775554
A U T I S M

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>>51775690
>t. special case without your own magic tree

>>51775641
I was trying to take into account cultural differences as well as genetic and geographical differences.

This is all 4chan based, not aiming to realistically depict anything, so it seemed natural that either middle eastern or african should be farthest from aryan given that everyone here vehemently hates black people and muslims.
>>51775608
It's a CYOA, I just thought game sounded better for a tagline.
>>51775690
YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNOW IT.
>>51775662
I would've put more but that would increase the workload since I plan for every spell to be based on some real world accomplishment, historical fact, stereotype, or just a joke, and I don't think I know enough about slavs to give them that kind of sweet love song to /pol/ if you will.

>>51775382
foreign government
soviet remnant
rampant ai
social / tech
fitness plus / empathy / silvertongue / sexy / human calculator
contact lens / super iphone / signal jammer / network drone / others that don't matter

defect instantly to the commies and use my tech skills to help boost their AI overlord however I can to prep it for world domination. I will hand over my equipment for reverse engineering, as well.

eat shit, pig dog capitalists. don't try to force your boring cold war propaganda narratives on me in my cyoas

>>51775554
> Aryan AND Indian
> "Asian"
> "African"
> Jews not subdivided into their own autistic subgroups.
> No natives
> No Slavs

You're gonna need to make a lot of decisions anon. One of which is deciding on 'meme' 'races' and using actual racial phylogeny. I hope you make the right choice.

>>51775751
>I was trying to take into account cultural differences
Then those two should still be closer than Asian, really.

>This is all 4chan based, not aiming to realistically depict anything
Now I fully understand why you put those sandniggers and pooinloos in their rightful place next to the pavement apes.

>>51775554
I don't fall into any of these races... What do I do if I'm irish?

>>51775951
>irish
Potato nigger.

>>51775554
WHERE ARE THE LIZARD PEOPLE

>>51775554
Seems promising, i am waiting for this. Though as other anon said kebab is surely closer to whites than negroes and asians. Though it gets a bit complicated as they are semites just like the juden so it might make sense to put them on the opposite of whites.

>>51775792
if you mean American natives they are Asian. Slavs are White.

>>51775981
They're in the middle, you blind idiot.

>>51775554
I want /pol/ to leave

>>51775804
>>51775641
>Those two should still be closer than Asian
Name five things Europeans have in common with Middle Easterns or Indians. Culturally they are completely alien to each other, anon. Whereas we've been sticking our dick in Asia long enough and had an Orienalism fetish for long enough that they've been far more Westernized than the Middle East or India.

>>51776122
>race
>culture
hurr

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>>51776070
A lot of people who play /tg/ are into history, and a lot of history is politically incorrect.

>>51776070

I swear /pol/ has been leaking heavily into unrelated boards for the past week or so, it's so obnoxious.

>>51775792
Indians are about half Dravidian. They're different enough.

Asians obviously means East Asians, you Euro.

African means Sub-Saharans, who other than some nearly extinct subgroups (Khoisan) are all Bantus, so that one is pretty solid. If you want to be a faggot and play a Somalian as Middle Eastern nobody will stop you.

Natives are indeed most related to Asians.

>>51776151
I'm sorry, I just want to make a fun CYOA where everyone can feel special and powerful regardless of where they come from or who they feel most affiliated with while making it in line with 4chan culture.

>>51776151
>>51776070
Hey newfags, don't you remember the Jewish conspiracy CYOAs we've had for YEARS? This kind of thing is not new in this thread.

>>51776122
>What's the Indo-European Cultural Continuum?
>What even is DNA?
Wow, guy.

>>51776141
See:

>>51775751
>I was trying to take into account cultural differences
>>51775804
>Then those two should still be closer than Asian, really.

So, culture is relevant to this conversation, and that's the part I'm replying to.

Learn to read.

>>51776146
>A lot of history is politically incorrect.
Not that Anon, but what you said fucking got me angry beyond belief. Get the fuck out here.

>>51776197
>DNA
See >>51776200

>Indo-European
Middle Easterners aren't Indo-European, for one. For two, the fact that Indians are HALF related to the ancestors of Europeans does not mean their current culture has anything in common with modern European culture. I'm asking you to prove that they do.

>>51776200
>race
>culture
hurr

>>51776070
I want easily triggered people to leave. /pol/ isn't the problem, it's thin skinned people like you who make it a problem.

>Shitstorm from a CYOA that isn't even finished.

Oh this is going to be a lot of fun.

>>51776225
>Hey guys I'm not even going to hide that I'm ignoring the conversation to shitpost.

>>51776208
> BAAAAH HE HURT MY FEE FEES
Grow up or GTFO.

>>51776239
>le triggered may-may
Yes, /pol/ IS the problem. Because every where they go they have to go ruining threads with their racebaiting shit. Don't believe me? Look at the thread right now. My only post was that one you replied to.

>>51776208
A lot of history would be is politically incorrect today*?

Didn't mean to rustle your jims friendo.

>>51776180
>Jewish conspiracy CYOAs

There's like, two, probably made by the same person? And how often are they reposted, in comparison to other shitty meme cyoas? Face the facts, nobody is interested in your tin foil hat conspiracy garbage.

>>51776208
How do you deal with the fact that groups PC culture says we can't criticize did evil shit historically?

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>>51776151
/pol/ requires living space.

>>51776301
That's fucking retarded.

>>51776292
>There's only two!
More than you have, and again, proving that this kind of humor is not a new thing here. Only someone like you who either came here recently or who became a butthurt bitch recently raises such a stink.

>Nobody is interested in your tin foil hat conspiracy garbage!
Are you... treating a CYOA where Jews give you a NEET succubus waifu and perform ancient Jewish rituals to turn you into a Super Jew seriously? Like, you think anyone actually took its subject matter seriously?

Jesus Christ that's pathetic.

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>>51776285
Your only post is also the only post argument stemmed from senpai. Don't put the blame on anyone else when you stirred the pot.

>>51776285
> Because every where they go they have to go ruining threads
BZZZT. Wrong. If people want to have discussions that don't line up with your political beliefs, that doesn't mean the thread's ruined. The problem isn't /pol/, the problem is people like you who can't stand the idea of people believing things that are different from your beliefs, so you feel the need to declare that anything that doesn't conform to what you want is "ruining" a thread. The reality is that if people want to talk about something and do talk about it, that's perfectly fine. Nothing is ruined other than your fragile dogma and that is your problem, not anyone else's.

Why do the morons too fucking annoying for /b/ think they're welcome anywhere other then their containment board?

>>51776373
Ask the master baiter in >>51776070

>>51776242
Kit, Italics, Highlander, SDA, Beri, or Bliss senpai will save us Anon.

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>>51776332
/tg/ is incapable of resisting bait. CYOAG is no exception.

>>51776385
But he said the same thing?

>>51776367
He even took on-topic discussion over a CYOA and turned it into offtopic whining about another board. If anyone doesn't belong in the thread, it's him.

>>51776220
You want a peer-reviewed citation? Piss off, I was making a simple comment about a CYOA, I wasn't expecting the fucking Time-Space Police to turn up.

>Middle Easterners aren't Indo-European
You telling me that the guys sandwiched in between the Indians/Persians and the Europeans haven't been heavily influenced by both for the past god-knows-how-long? I know that Arab/most North African culture isn't Indo-European at its core, but for the past 2000 bleeding years they've been right in the middle of the action, mingling heavily with Europeans and those rascally Persians.

>does not mean their current culture has anything in common
Besides the colossal cultural impact made by Britain? There's also the shared basis of language and so forth, still around. I'd argue it's a lightyear closer than bloody Mongolia.

>>51776407
That should tell you something about your post.

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>>51776332
It's okay, this thread had a shit OP anyway. Now I will post this RARE CYOA that I don't think has been reposted since it was revised. I think this is the revision.

>>51776404
/jc/ actually talked to the mods around the same time. Apparently mods around Christmas were deleting CYOA threads because they though they were quests, which is why that happened.

Also you're ignoring how the person who started the argument was whining about political shit.

>>51776285

I think "stop being so triggered" is the new "i was trolling/you fell for my master ruse".

Honestly how autistic do you have to be to need to save face on an anonymous image board, while posting anonymously?

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>>51776208
>what you said fucking got me angry beyond belief
Tremendous. Thank you for the keks.

>>51776373
> repeating the stale "/pol/ is a containment board" meme
/pol/ is the flagship board of the whole site, it even managed to dethrone /b/. Who do you think is producing all the new memes these days? /pol/, that's who.

>>51776418
That you're a moron who doesn't know when he isn't wanted? What does that have to do with my post?

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>>51776443

>>51776447
sounds like you're a little triggered friendo :^)

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>>51776343
Kek, a very light stir at that. Who knew telling /pol/ to leave would spew up such a shitstorm. Honestly, /pol/fags used to just post an image of a laughing Nazi and move on if someone said that in the past. Times are changing if it's this easy to stir them up.

>>51776332
Yeah, I think I'm going to rethink this or maybe just post it in /pol/ and link back here when it's finished. I wanted to make something we could all laugh at together but it's not going to be that way from what I can see.

Mods, if you want to ban me I completely agree with your decision, I deserve it for instigating this mess.

>>51776415
I wanted to have a cultural talk with you.

>You telling me that the guys sandwiched in between the Indians/Persians and the Europeans haven't been heavily influenced by both for the past god-knows-how-long?
Yes. I'm going to need specific examples when you're saying otherwise.

>Mingling heavily with Europeans
The religious divide saw an end to that over an eon ago.

>Made by Britain
What have Indians taken from British culture?

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>>51776477

>>51776447
>being this thin skinned
Maybe the internet is not the place for you.

>>51776456
>Baiter who starts arguments telling other people they're not wanted
Expected but still funny.

>>51776493
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Epic post, my friend

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>>51776498

>>51776510
>Cuck who even a mother couldn't love
Expected but disappointing.

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>>51776526

>>51776495
See >>51776493

Read that post and realize the person arguing started it on PURPOSE. It's not your fault at all.

Just post it here. As said before, Jewish Conspiracy CYOA and other such nonsense has been posted here for four years. You're not doing anything new. You're not breaking any rules. Don't let baiters get to you, and make sure to post your CYOA here.

>>51776495
Great, now the PC police are driving away creators. And of course they accuse other people of ruining shit.

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>>51776547
Total War is the best option on this page. Prove me wrong. You can't, also I like this CYOA.

>>51776328

far less pathetic than editing posts to fit your green text narrative lmao

>being this invested in bad cyoas that nobody likes

>>51776555
> turns out people who riot and burn and kill IRL when they don't get their way are also awful online
Surprise surprise.

>>51776495
Don't ever be ashamed of having fun, don't ever let people stop you from making what you want, don't ever let yourself be censored by peer pressure.

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>>51776551
I didn't MEAN to start the shitstorm. It just got that way when all the /pol/fags got offended so easily at my post

>>51776551
How is "Wow I didn't think /pol/ was so easily triggered." admitting to setting things off on purpose? And if it is, do all the /pol/ posts saying the same thing mean it was actually them that started it?

>>51776404
/pol/ posting is fine, the problem was that the mod was confusing the thread with quests.

>>51776623
See >>51776613

>>51776613
> implying /pol/ is the problem
No, the problem is shits like you who try to censor and destroy anything that doesn't conform to your beliefs.

>>51776634
Yes, and? The original poster is also calling bullshit.

>>51776656
Stop replying to bait.

>>51776656
Like you shouting down anyone who doesn't suck your cock?

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>>51776656

>>51776495
Don't worry. Niche fantasy CYOAs have always been welcome here and so is yours. If there's an audience for it, do what you want. This is no worse than skeleton gangrape or any of the other shit that people post here.

>>51776495
Ignore those fucks and keep posting it here.

>>51776656
>No, the problem is shits like you who try to censor and destroy anything that doesn't conform to your beliefs.

Global Rule #3.

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>>51776285
>their racebaiting shit
Just don't be baited by racism, it's only a bait if you threat it like one.

>>51776623
Telling /pol/ to leave is basically intentionally starting a shitstorm. First off, there's nothing actually wrong with /pol/ posting. Second, it's just a newfag version of "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE."

>>51776495
No I like it. Don't give into the cancer bro.

>>51776011
Then where the fuck are the whites? Am I to be expected that everyone in the Aryan group is mystically white?

>>51776164
Why not put in a Dravidian option then?
Never mind Malaysians, Philippines, Koreans, Japanese, 12 shades of Chinese, ALL the Altaic & Turkic peoples, as well as the dozens of NA groups getting lumped in there.
Never mind the aforementioned Khoisans who get to go fuck themselves either, or the Turags or the entire fucking A/E Corridor.
And I would shut up if instead of Aryans we had whites, because then it would just be a straight up fucking meme. But it's not, everything is convoluted and nothing matters.

>>51776555
> PC
Nigger I want it not to be a /pol/ meme. You can do a fuck load with a magic holy war but cheeping out and dumbing it down to seven 'ethno-cultural groups' is fucking autistic. There are hundreds of human ethnic groups, and vast potential for a load of shit. Instead I get six trees and a ticket to go fuck myself.

>>51776720
Stop replying.

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>>51776720
>there's nothing actually wrong with /pol/ posting.

>>51776683
> implying that's bait and not someone who was baited

>>51776734
>Never mind Malaysians, Philippines, Koreans, Japanese, 12 shades of Chinese, ALL the Altaic & Turkic peoples, as well as the dozens of NA groups getting lumped in there.
Those are all genetically Asian. what's your damage?

>Never mind the aforementioned Khoisans who get to go fuck themselves either
There's like 20,000 of them and none of them have internet.

>Turags
Those Arab/Bantu crossbreeds in the Sahara?

>>51776495
Please post it here when it's finish, the guy already admitted he was just shitposting.

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>>51776761

>>51776734
Yes, Aryan in that context means White. In a sense that Nazis used it(there is even Hitler in the picture) not in a sense of real scientific classification..

>>51776746
As said before, /tg/ likes history. If people want to have a reasoned discussion about history, it's going to inevitably delve into /pol/ territory. There's nothing wrong with that, and getting super triggered whenever someone says something politically incorrect just closes off a huge area of fun topics.

>>51776734
>There are hundreds of human ethnic groups, and vast potential for a load of shit
Which can all be divided into the four major racial groups of Mongoloid, Caucasoid, Negroid, and Melanesian. Those ethnicities are more related to other ethnicities who are more related to other ethnicities etc.

There's no need to use wide swaths. Indeed, it's autistic to demand he make a massive CYOA with shit for every ethnicity.

About the only thing you can complain to him about is to change the Aryan name to a generic White.

>>51776495
Do it. This is all your fault, lol

>>51776746
/pol/ is fine. People who get triggered by /pol/ are the problem.

>>51776847
people from /pol/ who get triggered by people who aren't from /pol/ are also a problem though.

>>51776847
>/pol/ is fine.
lol

>>51776806
You can talk about nazis and slavery in the american south without it being political. You can bitch about it not being politically correct or bitch at people getting upset about it not being politically correct, either way you are just bitching and not talking about history. The problem isn't the subject at hand, it's people going off on political tangents rather than talking about the subject.

>>51776868
Need proof? Just take a look at this thread. The whole problem was never with /pol/, it was some dipshit stirring up trouble to try to get rid of something that triggered him.

>>51774423
Neutralize
Elemental mastery
Imaginary constructs
Molecular telekinesis
Omniform

>>51774760
Lost world
Symbiote
Fly on the wall
Flight
AI
Opportunistic
Aura
Portals
Tentacles
Laser beams
Super-human
Low sustenance
No fall damage
Uniform
Berserker
Disease immunity

>>51776904
> You can talk about nazis and slavery in the american south without it being political.
Sure, but you can't talk about either of those things without running afoul of the PC crowd who are constantly trying to force history to conform to their bullshit narrative. If you actually try to stick to historical fact, they jump down your throat for not pushing the black and white, good vs evil narrative that they've imposed on conflicts like WW2 and the Civil War. Reality is much more complicated than they can handle, so they try to silence anyone who talks about the plain facts.

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>>51775107 >>51775139
Training/Career: Bounty Hunting License, Hunting License
Starship: Leviathan Breed (X3)
Armor/Attire: Standard Issue Jumpsuit, Mix & Match (Environmental Suit, Stealth Attire, Carapace Armor, Vanguard Armor, Heavyhull Armor, Synth-Skin, Hard Light Shielding, Finer Fashion, Hypersuit (Turret (Railgun (X2))))
Special Misc: Work & Play (Ebenezer Scrooge Mode)
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Misc/Other: Neurohelm
Citizenship: Titanground
Citizen Perks: Made in Kriegenfist, Suspicous, Gut Feeling, Lucky

I can't even with these two CYOA's. I fucking loath Space-Opera Refuge for coming off as a "just cram everything in even if it looks like and is shit because of it CYOA", and the other one >>51775382 is a literally who/what CYOA. The fact I even did the one is a testament to my autism. BG no re. Would've rather a copypasta of one of my Traveller builds than deal with this trash. 0/10

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>>51775554
Where's the AMERICAN RACE?

>>51776975
Or you could ignore them and their bullshit and try to have a discussion with other people, rather than just shouting at them.

>>51776989
You're right, since Americans clearly aren't white they're missing from the CYOA.

>>51776975
I agree with you, but I also agree with the guy you're responding to. Having come out of another thread right now, the /pol/ crowd seems a lot more prevalent than the PC crowd, and judging from this thread as well /pol/ is usually the one to keep a conflict going, even if they don't start it.

>>51776908
I see a bunch of triggered /pol/fags screaming over a post telling them to leave after a CYOA about race wars got posted. They could've just ignored it but it really triggered them that one guy didn't agree with them, so they had to go off on a tangent about how unfair they're being treated.

>>51777006
The problem is that they will always try to censor what they disagree with, leading to things like the "/pol/ is a containment board" meme that they use to shut down any discussion that they don't like.

>>51776989
America is multicultural, you can be anything you want.

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>>51776495
It's not you who instigatad this, you were fully within your meming rights. Ignore the thriggred faggots and have fun.

I'm getting the vibe it's mostly one guy replying to himself desu.

>>51777016
> the /pol/ crowd seems a lot more prevalent than the PC crowd
Only because /pol/ has been keeping them at bay. Just look at /co/mblr if you want to see what happens if they let up. It's basically just a mindless "progressive" circlejerk of threads complaining about the portrayal of women in comics and inane crap like that.

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>>51777031
I want to be American

>>51777069
Apply for immigration then.

>>51777065
You just reinforce my view of >>51777065 since you just read like a caricature.

I support the CYOA. I think the PC crowd is retarded. You feel like you're keeping the fight going purposefully like a baiter would.

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>>51777079
I'm gonna join the greatest country

>>51777016
> judging from this thread as well /pol/ is usually the one to keep a conflict going, even if they don't start it.
What's wrong with counterpunching? If someone attacks you, there's nothing wrong with defending yourself.

>>51777025
See >>51777065
The moment you let up, you get something like /co/mblr.

>>51777093
Second quote is for >>51777055

>>51777028
Yep, the censorship is totally one sided, /pol/ hasn't been doing the exact same thing but more so thins entire thread, no sir.

>>51777106
/pol/ hasn't been doing anything of the sort, if anything they're the ones encouraging the CYOA's creator to stay and keep going in spite of shitposters screaming at him to leave cause MUH CONTAINMENT BOARD

>>51777028
Which does not mean that shouting at them is in any way an effective means of having a discussion. You can't censor people on 4chan, ignore them and have a conversation and let your arguments stand on their own merit, rather than getting into a meta topic about /pol/ because some random person bitches about it. I've been in several threads where the original discussion has been impossible to continue because people are just flooding the thread going on and on about /pol/, I don't care about /pol/ I care about potatoes, cabbage, beasts of burden, and metal working.

>>51777106
>>51777132
Both of you need to stop.

>>51777132
Really, 'cause
>>51777098 and >>51777065
both claim censorship is a key weapon in /pol/'s arsenal against censorship.

>>51777148
Read the actual posts you quoted. /pol/ doesn't censor, it resists censorship that tumblrcunts and other PC obsessed posters rely on.

Reminder: Both sides are one guy masturbating himself right now.

>>51776495
The guy is just replying to himself over and over again in the thread to try to drive you away just ignore him and don't let him win.

>>51777054
But please don't make the mistake this CYOA made with color choice. Dark text on a dark background is a rookie mistake that makes it annoying to read. Contrast is your friend.

>>51777173
Do you really think some poster on the internet saying "I want /pol/ to leave" really has the power to censor you? By making such a huge deal over it you yourself have shown that you are trying to censor any dissenting opinions toward the contrary. You really are thin skinned, while you practice all the things you claim to be against.

>>51777173
>Only because /pol/ has been keeping them at bay. Just look at /co/mblr if you want to see what happens if they let up. It's basically just a mindless "progressive" circlejerk of threads complaining about the portrayal of women in comics and inane crap like that.
Yep, stopping "progressives" from having conversations with each other that don't involve you in anyway sure is a massive blow against their ability to censor you. I mean, if /pol/ wasn't there stopping them they might get /even more/ ideas /pol/ doesn't like, and that is freedom.

>>51776495
Giving into shitposters will just give them more power in the future. Be strong, stand up for CYOA makers to come and don't give them more power by giving in.

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>>51777051
Powers: Dardevil, Crystal Gem, The Flash
Artifacts: N/A
Transport: N/A
Enemy: The Joker

Don't really want anything, desu. Well, aside from protagonist, but it's simply not worth the points.

>>51777065
> It's basically just a mindless "progressive" circlejerk of threads complaining about the portrayal of women in comics and inane crap like that.
I just popped over to check, and no it isn't.

>>51777278
You're replying to a bait. See >>51777182

Neither he or who he replies to is being genuine.

>>51777247
By promoting and spreading the meme that /pol/ is somehow forbidden, they are censoring people. They're trying to scare people into silence by threatening them with being banned.

>>51777278
I just checked too, and the first thing I saw on the first page of /co/ is an "iceman is gay" thread. So no, you're the one who is wrong.

>>51777314
>Saying something is forbidden, despite having no authority, is censorship
>Therefore saying things are forbidden is forbidden
Stop censoring him you god damn hypocrite.

>>51777251
> progressives
> freedom
The freedom to be killed by a riot, sure.

>>51777358
Yeah not only that, but no one ever threatened to ban him, lol

>>51777358
I'm not saying progressives are forbidden. I'm saying they're a cancer that needs to be resisted. They can post their shit, the rules let them, which means there need to be people on the other side resisting their attempts to intimidate people into silence.

>>51777393
What is so intimidating? Other people having different opinions intimidates you? /pol/ has been considered cancer for years and for good reason. Having an opinion is all well and good, but when your opinion is shit like "I think we should have race wars" people are going to tell you to fuck off. That's never going to chance no matter how many buzzwords you throw into your argument to try and rectify yourself.

Quick, post your favorite CYOA!

>>51776613
Oh my goodness, this gif.

Might I have the source, if you know of it? I must watch this.

>>51777576
You can't make me!

>>51777608
I always thought it was overrated. Maybe because I don't like the art.

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>>51774978
Black
Muslim

Let's be honest here. These are the only two choices that would immediately make the world an infinitely better place.

>>51777630
I can't tell what that is

>>51755655
>God of True Chaos
>God of Eternity
Okay so right away I get 9, 17, 3, I'm a small time water mage with a little flexibility in a support role, gonna want to keep it lowkey for the next couple of decades in this crazy world where everyone has at least got a little something...

Over the next 20 years I get...

>37 Classical art shit, this will keep my distracted at least
>6 Astral projection will be useful to spy and all that good stuff
>33 Coding and programming will good for utility, I should be able to earn a good living off this, IF I can survive...
>46 Turn myself into a giant or an ant, not bad, very flexible and could be super useful in a fight as long as I use it right
>20 Magneto in this bitch!!! Fuck ya! Now I'm getting some good shit, Magnetic powers are really strong, I should be able to hold my own 10 years after the start of this nonsense
>10 Major regeneration, now this is the good stuff right here, if/when I make it to year 12 I'll be able to tank pretty much anything, this power is no-joke
>47 Reading minds is hella strong, especially with astral projection, nobody is gonna be able to get close to me when I can teleport away just like that
>12 Ice power, great synergy once again!! gonna wreck some with some ice/water magic shit
>44 Nigh-immortality!!! Oh shit the dice gods love me! Mixed with major regeneration and all the survivability options, I'm pretty much one of the absolute strongest and toughest customers around
And finally...
>48 OH FUCK!!!! Anyone who fucked with me is gonna get clobbered!! I got them Death Note-esque shit now

Overall: After 20 years I'm a walking talking badass and as long as I live I will likely be one of the top in the world, the hard part is gonna be getting there, but the plan was always to stay lowkey until I finish with my rolls...

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How do we fix it?

>>51774760
>Bright World
>Symbiote
>Millionaire
>Powers:
-AI (free)
-Astral Projection
-Superhuman
-Disease Immunity
-Uniform
-No Fall Damage
-Pheromones
-Combat Training
-Unlimited Blade Works
-Flight
-Speed
-Absorbing Man
-Tentacles

>>51777738
I think 200 pages of companions might be a bit silly.

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>>51777684
cute loli and robot shota explore a lost civilization collecting ancient treasures and making friends along the way in a grand horror/adventure.

>>51777738
Add more waifus.

>>51776975
>you can talk about history without it being political
>no, see, its the OTHER SIDES fault you cant do that! why don't they just agree with the narrative im spin- facts im saying!
good way to inadvertently prove him right - its horrible, cancerous degenerates like yourself that ruin the discussion of history

>>51774760
>burnt world (95)
>tech (70)
>school (68)

>intelligence (48)
>flight (43)
>enhanced senses (38)
>laser beams (28)
>sixth sense (18)
>healing factor (8)
>low sustenance (2)
>uniform (0)

>>51777738
ignore it until it goes away
this isn't even good autism, its just trying to be a fucking video game or rpg system but the creator is too lazy to fully commit so he throws in a bunch of meaningless stats and percentages

>>51777195
It shall never stop...

At least not until Scientist posts the new Necromancer.

Any word of it btw?

>>51778117
>trying to be a video game or rpg system
"I'm going to make a CYOA inspired from FFT"
>Makes FFT the CYOA.
Anon.

>>51778117
Its not going to go away. Its suppose to get 9 expansions and revamps.

>>51774920
Blue, 1, 3, 6.

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>>51775139
Name: Holy Knight Ancho-rage

Career: Engineering degree
Science degree: Electrical engineering
Traders apprentice (Free)
Spiritual mentoring 20% off (13,200)

Starship: "Martian knight: Tempus pattern"
-Creep-craft 20% off (11,200)
=Railgun turret (free)

Hold: "Tactical Dreadnought armor: Crimson Sand pattern"
-Armadillo 'Mech (free)
=plasma turret (free)
=LG-rocket turret (free)

Attire: "Crimson robes of the Tech God"
-Environmental suit (free)
-Religious wear (11,000)
=Mix and match (10,900)

Weapons: Holy Martian Storm hammer (10,650)
Service HMG Shiva pattern (10,200)

Misc: Augmentation: full 20% off (8,600)
Experimental Necrotech 20% off (4,600)
Neurohelm implant (4,150)
Blink implant (3,150)
Physics and Engineering lab (1,950)
Fusion reactor implant "Apollo pattern" (1,500)
More friends (0)

Planet: Space

Perks: Helmsmen
Greaser
Junky
Inner-Circle (+2000 credits)

Companions: Tech familiar "Steve"
Xyras oakwhisker "The Wizard"
Ursellu kjr "The Frozen Inquisitor"
nayu keeplep "The Genius"
Farideh Grant "The Witch"
Nadine Patterson "Noble Squire"

>>51776443
Weapon type: blade variant

Passive abilities
Magic immunity (40)
Strength 40X (53)
Speed 20X (45)
Durability 100X (37)
Perception 2X (34)
Ultra weapon (29)
Sensory overload (26)
Second Variant : Ranged (1)

Scenario: monster mash

>>51775554
>germanic
>aryan
Pick one

>>51775360
OHH! I just got that.

Wait so do you pronounce it "wife-oo" or "waif-oo"? I've been saying "waif-oo" because of the word 'waif' and because everyone's waifu seems to be a skinny little girl.

>>51778486
Anon, it's based on how Japanese people say the english word wife. So it'd be wah-ee-foo.

>>51777051
>The Slayer 22
>The Flash 97
>Lightsaber 102
>Shardbearer 118
>Hoverboard 120

>The Joker
He shouldn't be a problem

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>>51778409
A cast off knight-engineer born on Zor-Matar and abandoned in space, Ancho may have been the only one in the galaxy to take Xyras seriously when he first met him. After learning to barter and deal from a noble xeno trading his teachings for insight into the greater galaxy, Ancho spent his earnings to reclaim relics from his ancient and now gone order and family reading libraries of tomes and data-disks on their faith and order determined to bring justice to their long forgotten image.

now with his noble squire and crew he shall seek out the galaxies ancient relics seeking to eek out the secrets to ancient and arcane xenos devices augmented by his orders ideology on spirits and tech, hoping to bring about a revolution in science and theology by showing what the two can do together without the restrictions of either.

but that is a simply a dream right now, a dream of a knight floating through space...

>>51777738
Turn all the characters who are suppose to be waifus into Hagia the one true waifu of the cyoa.

>>51778486
Wow, I was not expecting it to be pronounced lah-ee-koo that.

>>51778600
Bleh, my newfaggotry is showing.
>>51778837
was meant for you..

>>51773758
A)

>>51777738
Start over. It is trying to do too many things and failing at all of them.

Also learn how to use proper spacing.

>>51774920
Kek give me strength.

>>51778949
>People who hate large CYOAs still think we're going back to 1 pagers

>>51778753
This is the correct answer. Even if Mittens shows up too, Hagia's daughter is there and recognizes you. It's canon, as it should be.

>>51779018
Reminder that you got two wives in new world.

>>51779045
You can if you buy a skill, but now we're getting into canon build territory. Mittens is the second best choice in New World but her daughter hasn't shown up yet. I'll accept Hagia+Mittens being canon in the future, though.

>>51779018
I could've sworn Italics straight out confirmed all girls are canon and that the daughterus/waifus from New World + Tyrant are going to appear in Order along with few characters from Quests which inspired Order/New World/Tyrant.

>>51779008
"we" arent doing anything

>>51773931
Gullibility, poverty, selfishness, hunger, overpopulation, disability, pollution, crime, waste. Make of this what you will.

>>51762452
how did you double up on your rolls every two years? chaos gives out 1 power to each other person.

shouldn't it be 3 rolls at start, 1 random roll to everyone else, then 1 roll every 2 years.

Next: >>51779730

>>51775554
Can't wait for it.

>>51775554
>racial locked magic
now what to do with this erection

>>51777195
no, no, we passed that time a while back. it came and went before you got here. but, nobody noticed.

>>51775554
YES

>>51779632
This one has potential, but it ought to be revised so that each option comes with a downside similar to Nova (you die, no avoiding it) and Genie (you can easily be enslaved).