Fighters Guild: Troll War Edition

>>51665439
I made muffins and lemonade for your planning meeting guys

>>51665439
>Videke walks in in full bronze colored armor with a kite shield on his back and a sword at his hip, both also bronze in color
We will need lots of oil, flint, and steel.

>>51665456
Thank you, Jacob.
You work too hard for us, even when you are not our leader.

>>51665439
>Brulie is a 6' 3'' man in his lower 20s, wearing a hulking suit of silver armor complimented nicely by the enormous silver battleaxe slung over his back. He has shaggy blonde hair that only just touches his ears.
Trolls? How concerning. Perhaps we should lead an expedition to rout them.
>He thoughtfully taps his chin with an armored finger.
I'd rather not become a troll, though...

>>51665456
>Brulie takes a muffin.
How delightful! Thank you, sir.

>>51665493
Oil, flint, and steel? Is that how you counter their foul magic?

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Wait, when did a Troll King move in?

>>51665493
What is the flint for, Champion?
>>51665544
Last Month.

>>51665493
>>51665512
aw shucks

>>51665544
>resists the urge to offer him milk

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>>51665439
Well shit.
I might be asking for a rouge-like solution but some explosives would work great.

>>51665512
No. Trolls are weak to fire.
It would be good to have flaming arrows and blazing blades on our side.

>>51665544
It does not matter, Sir Bones. Only that he is stopped!

>>51665561
The flint and steel are to ignite the oil and set ablaze our enemies.

>>51665591
>Takes a glass of lemonade
And I appreciate that you offer this instead of alcohol.

>>51665597
Sounds good.
Do we have any fine trackers or assassins in the Fighters Guild?

>>51665597
What kind of explosive? Those trolls are giagantic.
>>51665613
I should have seen that coming.

>>51665613
Well your talking to one.
Then again I still need to restock on supplies.
Some fucking goblin stole them...it's probably on fire.

>>51665561
Why did we just find out about it then?

>>51665613
I mean, I know that.

How big are they? Maybe this can be a good learning experience for Iris?

>>51665632
I'm thinking explosive barrels.
Tie them on the trolls foot and watch the fireworks.

>>51665645
We knew, its just unwise to get involved in troll politics.
That it untill they put normal people in danger
>>51665657
Thats going to require some bravery. But I like it

>>51665632
>Videke gives off a hearty laugh
You should have, my fellow!
>Videke gives him a pat on the back

>>51665641
The guild itself should be able to provide some.
This is a job for all of us, not individuals.

>>51665645
This is going to be a skirmish, Sir Bones.
I am not sure if children should be caught in it.

>>51665613
Ah, of course!
>He laughs.
I suppose I was being rather hopeful.
I know some things of trolls, but I am far from an expert.

>>51665657
Tie them to their feet?
>Brulie stares at Ser Veltan, aghast.
Isn't that dangerous? For both parties?

>>51665707
That is true. Shame, I think Iris would enjoy it.

>>51665686
Right, better to stay out of politics, we're not mages.

>>51665686
Well I'm a brave lad.
Then again I'm probably gonna get absolutely destroyed by a troll but hey.
I tried.

>>51665711
They are fairly large creatures, standing usually around ten to fifteen feet tall.

>>51665753
Then set her up far away with a telescope.

>>51665767
If we face them from ontop a hill, we can roll the barrels down and shoot the barrels with inflamed arrows when they reach the deviled bastards.

>>51665711
Well obviously.
I've done worse though so do not worry my freind.
>>51665707
Well I'll just...Get some supplies and all that.
>Ser Veltan slinks out a window

>>51665707
It has been far too long since I've fought a troll. To forget their most basic weakness is shameful.
>>51665753
We can't now, not with all the damage they are causing.
>>51665767
If you're doing this plan then at least convince some others to do it with you. I will help distract the trolls so you may tie payloads to their legs.

>>51665767
>>51665782
>Brulie laughs and slaps a hand on Veltan's back.
Not if I'm there, friend! I'll be sure to protect you, that I can promise!
Best of luck!

>>51665780
>His face becomes one of concern.
That's quite big...
How many of them do you think there are?

>>51665801
>Ser Velkan looks back in
No need.
I'll do this alone and I'll definitely survive.
Definitely.
>Veltan flops down and crawls away

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Honk honk

>>51665801
That is also a good point.

>>51665780
I'll go see if Iris would be willing to try that.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>51665824
Best of luck friend.
>>51665825
>Tries to smash the bird with his claymore
>>51665834
Any ideas for the trolls, Sir Bones?

>>51665782
Alright. We shall await your return, friend!

>>51665801
Well, do you at least remember where to strike?

>>51665815
I have no idea of the scale of the army. But I'd say it'd have to be around 150 trolls strong to prove a threat.

>>51665825
>Tries to feed the bird a cracker

>>51665834
Leaving so soon?

>>51665875
I suppose I shouldn't.

>>51665858
Stab therm, we're fighters, aren't we?

>>51665875
Hmmm...
Again, sounds rather dangerous. What if someone was to be hurt? Is there a safer way to engage them?
I do like the idea of the fire-barrels down the hill, yet...
>He sighs.
I hate to harm the trolls.

>>51665883
>Brulie pokes into the conversation.
So we are!
But I trust we are all also skilled negotiators?

>>51665875
The heart?
>>51665883
There are plenty to stab. But yes, its the first option.
>>51665920
Do you honestly want to be turned into a troll? They don't sound like they're even considering talking again.

>>51665883
Yes. But to fight trolls with brute force would be folly, no matter how strong we are.
A great warrior fights with a trained mind.
It is why fighting techniques have been developed.

>>51665920
I would be opposed to fighting as well but diplomacy has been tried and it has failed.
We must not be naive.

>Comes in the meeting
Hey guys how's it going? Phew, lots of trolls around the parts lately, gonna do anything about it? Been scouting around some of the clans, don't seem too friendly them trolls. So we gonna scorch earth the villages around them so they wouldn't have any farms to loot and let them die/starve out in their fights or are we gonna stabbity stab them?

>>51665942
>He gives a grin
Wherever you can!
>He laughs

>>51665948
We are deciding on the tactics now.
Burning down the crops of Tijians seems a bit drastic a tactic while we do not know if we will be able to help the villagers recover.

>>51665944
>>51665942
>Shrugs

>>51665920
...

>Begins laughing

>>51665948
Stabbity Stab.
Troll's don't starve out easy.

Hm, I need an opinion from everyone.
What do we do about the children?
And should we try and recruit the help of other troll clans that are fighting against this "troll king?"

>>51665973
Fantastic.
The obvious answers are usually correct.
>>51666037
No younglings, trolls are too savage.
Im sure most of the trolls allready fighting the "King" would be eager for a chance to group up and fight him.

>>51665942
N-No! I would hate be become a troll. I can't imagine what my dearest goddess would think.
>He sighs.
Still, I'm hesitant to attack them so suddenly.

>>51665944
Right, but maybe the King's diplomats took the wrong approach?
Perhaps the Trolls will be more willing to listen to those of us who are obviously more combat-ready.

>>51665977
>Brulie blinks, then smiles uneasily.
Is something the matter, friend?

So diplomacy's out, brute force is out, and until stated otherwise, magic's out. I mean I'm down with stabity stab, but they don't die easily. What about someone here challenges the Troll King in honorable combat <looks at Sir Videke> to break the clans? Does that work on trolls or is it an orc thing? I mean we can send someone duel the Troll King and someone else to duel the opposition and once the two challengers win (why wouldn't they, they're Guilders) they can, I dunno, call off the war? Break up the clans? Do trolls work that way?

>>51666037
The children? You mean involving children in this altercation?
>Brulie gasps.
Heavens, no! They mustn't be exposed to such brutalities.
I would be in favor of negotiating with other troll clans to, if not receive their assistance, simply ensure their safety.

>>51666128
Diplomacy is... Not likely.

>>51666161
Not even children who train to fight?

>>51666058
No, I mean the children of the trolls.
And would you know of any tribe that would easily be able to work with us? And be able to counter the voodoo of the "King's" tribe?

>>51666128
Brulie, my friend.
I know trolls. Some are very good friends of mine.
So believe me when I say these ones have already started a war.
They will not care how much we want peace, because peace between each other stands in the way of their victory. They have killed villagers already with their war and they will not hesitate to do so again.

>>51666159
Challenge the king?
It might work. But it is risky.
Aiming to take out the Troll King should be a prime direction though.

>>51666161
No! I mean the troll's!
Do you think their tribes are made up of nothing but grown men and women?

>>51666128
Sudden attacks leave the enemy suprised.
>>51666274
Not a damn clue. Its been too long since I've seen any trolls.
This invitation to a challenge idea sounds like a decent plan. But do we have any idea if the king would accept?

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Whatever trouble you're having, I'd love to help. However, I fear I'm in a bit of a pickle. You see I thought to lay down by this trunk and have myself a short nap, but by the time I woke up I couldn't move much. The vines, you see, they tug at my plate. There is also the issue of me not having any meat of my bones. This could have something to do with the witch in these part of the woods, but she and I were on good terms, unless... well anyways, any care to lend a helping hand?

CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!

>>51665858
>the tiny bird sits out of smashing reach

>>51665875
>the tiny bird sits out of feeding reach

>>51666159
I support this idea!
>Brulie smiles.
It neatly concludes the conflict while allowing for the least amount of bloodshed possible.
Who will be the two challengers, though? And do we even know where to find the two sides, Troll King included?

>>51666248
>Brulie frowns anxiously.
Perhaps... But only under the greatest of supervision and when the risk is lowest.
I don't like the idea, regardless. I couldn't bear to see a child get hurt because of our carelessness.

>>51666274
I... I suppose you're right.
>He sighs.
Situations such as these are so troubling.
>At the troll children remark, his eyes widen.
I... I never thought about it. They wouldn't bring their children to the front lines, would they? Surely they stay back at their homes, where it's safe.

>>51666322
Yes, but it feels so cruel to attack without warning!

>>51666328
Alas, poor Yorick.

At least I'm not stuck to a tree.
>Sir Bones begins chopping at the vines with a knife

>>51666349
IT is not carelessness in our part if the children will seek to charge into the fray on their own, is it?

>>51666328
Another knight gifted immortality through twisted and vile acts. I am sorry to hear about that, and you can lament your situation with Sir Bones some time.
>Videke takes out his sword, Mimung, and starts cutting away at the vines

>>51666349
They are. And these are direct orders from the King of Tiji.
And trolls can be as varied as men, Brulie.
And I would not put it past ones that seek to start wars.

Well for a challenger we can have him come escorted by two guilders, all three in full regalia (banners, trumpets, horses) something big, bombastic, that screams "we're big, tough, and want to fight." That should get their attention. If you gotta kill a couple of trolls to have them hear you out, so be it.

Do that on the King's territory and on the opposition's territory. Kinda like how we did with the emissaries. Now we need to challengers. Fighters who can beat up troll lords in a one on one fight. We need two followers for each of them, carrying banners and acting as heralds to the challengers.

This, or we all go, meet them in the field of battle, challenge the king in one on one combat, rinse, repeat and head to the opposition. If the trolls accept the duel, great. If they don't we fight them and hope for the best.

>>51666504
And what happens if we lose?
Just satisfy my curiosity.
>>51666530
Trolls. You look like you've seen better.
What kind of tree was that?

>>51666373
Of course it is! In their being children associated with the guild, it is our responsibility that they avoid harm.
Such reckless abandon as to charge at trolls should be discouraged, anyhow.

>>51666403
>Brulie frowns.
Well, I suppose if they are so twisted as to drag their children to the front lines, we should make every effort to avoid harming them.
Perhaps simply knocking them unconscious would do?

>>51666504
That sounds rather splendid.
>Brulie taps his gauntlets together.
Does the guild have those sorts of resources, though? We may be able to petition the king for elaborate banners and the such, as he is the one requesting this to be done.

>>51666530
Trolls, mostly.

>>51666588
It should. But they are children, and we are adults. They're not likely to listen to us.

>>51666504
Hm. I am not sure if we need to challenge the other troll leaders.
But I am willing to face the "Troll King" in one on one battle.
So says I, Videke Wiolantson, Son of Wiolant of the Forge, and Champion of Areis.

>>51666530
We have a tribe of trolls to fight, as they have started a war against their own kind in the lands of Tiji.
They are led by a troll calling himself their king.

>>51666585
We're the Fighter's Fucking Guild. We don't lose.
We just flee, regroup and try again later.

>>51666588
>Videke nods
But do not underestimate them.
A few knicks will hardly stop a troll in his tracks. Even if he is but a young lad.

>>51666597
You think too badly of the children, Sir Bones.
Not all of them are rebels or deliquents.

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I remain indebted to the Guild... I fear no manner of beast, nor their heathen magics.

Direct my wrath.

>>51666597
Right...
Perhaps we should lock the guild doors while we are away, then? To prevent the children from making such a foolish decision, that is.
Or perhaps leave some warriors behind to take care of the children.

>>51666598
I would normally be loathe to such combat, but if for the sake of peace, I would also be willing to combat this Troll King, should the need arise.
Plus, with what I hear of him thus far, he likely needs some redeeming.
>Brulie's giant axe flashes twice.
Aha! My lovely goddess agrees!

>>51666647
>Brulie solemnly nods in return.

>>51666660
Perhaps you should simply remain calm for now, friend.
>He laughs nervously.
We are still situating our plans.

>>51666373
>>51666403
Thank you gentlemen, I swear I will pay back this kindness, but you must excuse me for a while so that I may collect my bearings. The landscape is not as I remember it. But before I go a gift.
>Sir Yorick places in each knight's hands a prickly seed. A knight with flesh would notice that no matter how he holds it, the seed manages to still pierce the flesh slightly enough to let loose a drop of blood.
The witch said these seeds are good for your memory. I don't know how they work, but I trust her. Well, I'm off.
>Sir Yorick disappears into the woods, hopefully to not get entangled yet again.

>>51666647
Perhaps. But many who begin learning the way of the blade at young ages will be headstrong and foolish.

>>51666711
The latter would most likely be a better way to go about it.

>>51666713
...

Yeah, this is probably cursed.

>>51666660
Some of us are thinking to challenge the tribe leaders directly.
Sir Leiot, would you be willing to lead our warriors should we select individuals fail to defeat the leaders of the trolls?

>>51666711
Then if you will, I would like you to accompany me if I am to challenge the Troll King in one on one combat.

>>51666713
>He nods
Farewell, Sir Yorick.
I will keep it upon my person.

>>51666731
Then you would suggest having them fight before they are truly ready?

Ok so we have Sir Videke, the Pure-Hearted Paladin and Crusader Leiot to challenge to Troll King. Any other candidates? As for the pomp, the challenger can represent the Guild and the Kingdom. Heck, we can have TWO banner bearers, one for the Guild's banner, another for the Kingdom's. THREE if the challenger has a banner of his own.

Oooor, we can challenge the King and his two best men (trolls) against three of our men. Three seasoned fighters have better synergy than three trolls, higher chance to victory, lower chance of bloodshed.

That said, we have the VERY real threat of trolls turning our challengers into trolls, which would be very bad.

>>51666759
Then we should seek out the aid of another troll tribe.
One that can provide trinkets to ward off the magic of the Troll King's sorcerers.
And I have four extra banners which I can have carried to accompany me.

>>51666731
Yes, I agree.
I would volunteer myself, but it appears that I must confront the Troll King along with Sir Videke.
A most grave task.

>>51666757
Certainly! I would be most excited to assist you in any way possible.
>Brulie smiles happily.

>>51666759
I should hope that there will be a reasonable tell to the troll-creating voodoo. We must be certain to spot it and avoid at all costs.
>>51666853
Ah, I like this idea! The other trolls must know something.

>>51666711
>We are still situating our plans.
Of course. I am...unaccustomed to the ways of this land.

I am still unsure as to how I came to arrive here.

>>51666757
I am an outsider. I have no right to command.

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Good evening my Lords

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Bori Wyrmsmiter, Journeyman Artificer and Siege Warfare Specialist

I heard about your Troll problem and figured I just the tools to sell at reasonable rates

>>51666873
Thank you, Brulie.

>>51666895
Nonsense. You are a capable warrior with a great mind.
But if you do not feel comfortable leading, I would ask of you to accompany me to challenge the Troll King.

>>51666905
Ah! Perfect!
We will have need of your crafts, if not today then some other battle!
What have you to offer?

>>51666757
No.

But many will try, anyway, regardless of how ready they are.

>>51666873
Then chances are I'll be the one to remain behind.

>>51666953
Thank you, Sir Bones.
Your skills and actions are most appreciated.

Waitaminute, wait a minute, wait wait wait. Can Sir Bones die? Can Sir Bones be afflicted by the troll turning magic? If both answers are no, why not have Sir Bones just challenge the Troll King?

Otherwise Artificer, can you make something that can resist Troll magic? A suit or armor or something? Or something that can resist involuntary shape change? Or a detection device to detect the source of the troll's magic?

>>51667000
Hm...
>Videke looks to Sir Bones with a questioning look

>>51666950

Rune inscribed Warmachines if you got the Time and Money

Temporary Enchantments for Weapons if you got some time and enough money

For no time and little money I've got a Cursed Decanter of Endless Water that shoots Fire but only the one

>>51666895
Ah, we may be similar, then! I arrived here only weeks prior to now.
I'm sure the other members of the guild are as pleased to have your strength by their sides as I am.

>>51666950
Certainly!
Just inform me as to when I'm needed and I'll be there.

>>51666953
But you seem most fearsome in battle, having no flesh that can be harmed!
>Brulie frowns.
Plus, perhaps the children would be frightened at your... Intimidating visage?

>>51667033
>>51667000
Well, I can get smashed apart. That's annoying to fix.

But I'm not easy to transform

>>51667069
Oh come on, I'm not that scary.

>>51667038
Anything to combat troll magic?

>>51667069
Plans are changing.
Such is the nature of war planning.

>>51667076
Can your bones be broken though?
And can you come back together on your own accord?

Well shit. Sir Bones, what say you challenge the Troll King? With Brulie, Sir Videke and the Crusader as fellow companions. Hell, the sight of a SKELETON challenging the Troll King would seem like death itself would seek his death.

That said, should Sir Bones fall, the sight of their king slaying "death" itself would rally the trolls like nothing before, so it's a real gamble.

>>51667134

I could scribe a scroll of dispel magic if I have the time and resources

You'd need someone to activate it at the right time though

>>51667076
Haha...
>His eyes dodge around the room.
Well, I can't say you're particularly amicable at first sight, either.
However, quite so upon speaking to you, might I add.

>>51667134
So they are!
>Brulie laughs.
Let us hope it is for the better.

>>51667134
They can, and I can.

>>51667149
I mean, I can give it a try, I guess.

>>51667202
Why thank you for that.

>>51667149
That is a gamble.
They may become twice as fearsome should Sir Bones be beat.

>>51667189
How much would each of your war machines cost?

>>51667202
Yes. Let us hope.

>>51667218
Sir Bones, do you wish to challenge the Troll King?
I can if you think it too risky. I have no doubt that we would both be in for a tough match.
And I feel my possible defeat will have a far less impact than the possibility of yours.

>>51667069
So it would seem, friend. Though, I must not be too far, for I still feel my divine protection. Where were you from?

>>51666905
Would that I had more than pocket change, craftsman.

>>51667218
Certainly! I only speak the truth, friend.

>>51667271
>Brulie leans in, listening intently for Sir Bones's answer.

>>51667335
Ah, nowhere but the noble land of Suoma! Sometimes I miss the sting of the snow-filled gusts against my skin, but my goddess has called me here, so here I must be.
>Brulie smiles.
What about you, friend? What is your home like?

>>51667271
I guess I could.

>>51667338
That's kind of you.

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>Fransisco walks the room wringing his hand around while going AYEEEE
>he holds his hand up and his enter hand is mangled and smashed
Wooee! Wait, this isn't the infirmary...
>he holds his hand back and tries to look cool, the red face, the clenched jaw, and the squinted eyes gives away any bluff
So how goes it my fellow fighters?

>>51667271

Depends on which one's you want

A Flaming Ballista will 3 or 4 thousand gold

A Flaming Catapult cost 5 or 6 thousand

And I can make a Giant Flamethrower for 8 to 10 thousand

I guess it's settled then? Sir Bones will be our champion and Brulie, Crusader Leiot and Sir Videke his herald and battle companions should the Troll King seeks a group combat. Anyone got advice or artifacts to hand our champion? I for one suggest that you abuse the fact that the trolls are superstitious and that you're a Spooky Scary Skeleton Knight.

Meanwhile the rest of us will ready ourselves should the worst happen (you four die) and a large scale battle starts with the Artificer's engines.

>>51667367
Wait, you too are from Suoma?

>>51667372
This is not a "guessing" situation.
Either say you want to do it or say you do not care.

>>51667377
Planning.

>>51667407
We are being told to take on this "Troll King" by the King of Tiji himself.
So we have ample money.

>>51667444
I am not sure we have settled it. Again, there is no room for guessing.

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>>51667407
> Runs in waving a clipboard with a very sharp metal edge.
Im sorry, but we frankly cannot afford any of these options!
I might be able to find maybe 200 gold to fund this, but if you all want more, we need to make the members pay their dues, and collect on the debts that the Duke of Dalathar owes us!

>>51667453
Oh, that's /nice/
>ooh
What are exactly are you planning /for/?
>each of his highlighted words more a squeal than phonetic word

>>51667486
You are intoxicated, aren't you?

>>51667453
Unfortunately, the payment agreement is on delivery. So the King won't be financing these extravagances. Now we could intercept the wagons transporting the money we will be paid with before to pay the artificers in advance, but that is a decision for high command.

>>51667453
Very well, I will do it.

>>51667377
Ah! You're the fencer from earlier! I was most impressed with your techniques.
>He frowns at your hand, his eyes wide.
You're hurt! Did something happen?

>>51667444
That sounds like a good plan!
There's no need for a backup, I'm sure Sir Bones is plenty fearsome to conquer the Troll King!
>He smiles.

>>51667453
But of course!
Are you as well?
>Brulie's smile broadens.
I had a hunch when we tossed that boulder between us earlier!

>>51667501
Is that so?
Then it seems we are unable to provide the coin immediately...

>>51667502
Very well. But fight as if you can be killed once more.
We are placing our hopes and trust upon your shoulders.

>>51667510
>Videke nods and smiles
I am Sir Videke Wiolantson, son of Wiolant of the Forge.

>>51667490
Oh, what can I say?! Us Fransians are ones quite strong for their liquor! I can hardly spend an hour sober.
>his red face gives the idea that or more likely took an accelerant
>>51667510
Oh, well thank you very /much/ I'm glad you appreciated my works....oh I'm not hurt.
>he stands closer to videke to obscure that he's hiding his hand
I'm just....holding a gift for someone, tis a...family tradition! Upon such a day, however, I can only let that certain someone see it!

>>51667453

Depends on the time frame then

It'd take a couple weeks and I'd need helpers for my Flamethrower

but the rune engraving for a Ballista or Catapult will only take a few days if you have decent one

>>51667560
...You were looking for infirmary?

>>51667587
Sadly, we have only hours until our plans need to be executed.

>>51667501
>>51667556

Cursed Decanter of Endless Water for five hundred gold then

I take the 200 gold now and the rest in goods or services

>>51667556
well if we do some Debt collecting we could definitely deliver a down payment...

>>51667556
My name is Brulie! Just Brulie. It's a pleasure to meet you, Videke.
>Brulie taps his chin with a gauntlet.
Wiolant... That name sounds familiar. Is your father well-known?

>>51667560
>He smiles.
Ah, a gift! How delightful. I do hope that whoever its intended for enjoys it.
If I may ask, are they part of the guild? Perhaps I can help you find them.

>>51667367
There truly is no place like home, eh?

Warm sun, and a cool breeze off of the ocean. Long summers and sudden winters. The rain doesn't smell the same here, and the nights aren't as clear.

I'm afraid I've been forced to abandon my duties and obligations, but I suspect I too, am here by divine will.

My internet went out for a few minutes.

>>51667615
No...I was...training! and I thought everyone had gone out for biweekly grill out, yeah, that's it, but once I went there, I thought. "oh no! they're having the meeting" and of course, I'm at the meeting of fighters....for fighting....
>he whispers to a nearby fighter
>'What are we fighting?'
>>51667663
I hope they love it very much, yes, she's very fair and beaitufl. and charming. and....THROBBING in my..my...ha-heart. yes heart.

>>51667615

If you're that out of time and gold I can put a temporary troll bane enchantment on a weapon of your choice for a hundred gold

It will only last about two hours though

>>51667556
I am aware, don't worry.

>>51667673
Ah, that sounds lovely as well.
>Brulie breathes deeply and lets out a long sigh.
If I really try, I can smell the winds of Suoma even now.
There is no purpose as great as a divine one, I must say.

>>51667705
If I didn't know any better, I would think you were talking about my fair goddess!
>Brulie laughs.
But, jests aside, perhaps you seek that Valkyrie girl that was here earlier? I saw her outside some time ago, but I'm afraid I know not where she's gone to now.

>>51667663
He used to be Suoma's king to tell the truth. And is the greatest smith in all the land.

>>51667705
You should sit this one out.
No offense.

>>51667707
Then enchant Sir Bones' weapons, if you can.
I have three hundred gold on my person at the moment.

>>51667727
Forgive me if I do anyway.

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Well if no one has any objections, Im going to take some of our more enthusiastic members and do some debt collection. Someone needs to make sure you can keep in armour oil!

>>51667748
>aw, look at how red his face is, he's blushing, and he loves her so much you can see the pain on his face
Oh...yes...how my...heart sings to be....soothed by her. Distance from her like a...vice on my hand!
>>51667776
Oh, but what good is a fighter that does not fight? I took on a mighty drake you know!
>>51667800
Why thank you Brian!

>>51667776
I'd be worried if you did not.

>>51667806
>Brian whistles cheerfully as he walks out the door. He's running a whetstone down the edge of his clipboard.

>>51667806
...Francisco.

>>51667814
>He nods
So, do you have any person banners you wish to be carried?

>>51667776
Oh dear, I suppose I should already know that, shouldn't I?
>He laughs, adjusting one of his shoulder pieces.

>>51667806
>Brulie smiles empathetically.
Ahh, I know the feeling, friend.
I do hope it works out for you, she seems quite pleasant.

>>51667836
>looks at your name tag
Sir, Vid-ee-key!
>>51667850
>grits his teeth
Thank you very much...Bruile!

>>51667836
Ha, the kingdom I first served is long since dead and gone.

I fight under no banner save that of JUSTICE!
>Justice pose!

>>51667748
Yes, it is nice. Though it has changed, and so have I. I haven't returned in many years.

>>51667857
Are you well? You look...pale.

>>51667850
Worry not, we can discuss more some other time.
Will you stay with the rest of the fighters to fight the horde should Sir Bones lose?

>>51667857
It is Veh-deek.

>>51667859
Then we shall just be carrying the banners of Tiji and the Fighters Guild.

>>51667872
Leiot, will you be helping me accompany Sir Bones to the Troll King?

>>51667776

All right

Stand back

> Bori's hand glow with Magic as he speaks an Ancient Language and traces runes on the shining weapons

>as he finishes the magic fades and yet the weapons shine greater then when he started

There two hours of troll bane enchantment unless dispelled

>>51667872
Oh but of course, you know, a lot of time in armor makes it very difficulty to grow a tan! Some of us are called the ghosts of Fransia!
>he speaks whilst fully opening his arms, his left hand flopping out, bare for everyone to see, it's pretty messed up, the thumb is broken, and his palm swollen
>>51667950
>he tucks the hand back away
Oh, of course!

>>51667950
That should work, I believe.

>>51667872
I'm sure Suoma is largely the same. Not too much can change about miles and miles of snowy fields, ha!

>>51667857
Certainly, dear friend.

>>51667950
Remain here, you mean?
Of course, wherever I am most needed! I am happy to help in any way I can.

>>51667957
>Videke hands over the gold
Thank you, Master Bori.

>>51667960
Infirmary. Now.

>>51667965
>He nods

>>51667974
Then we are mostly settled with our plans.

>>51667974
Uh huh....
>>51667991
>Fransisco seems to take a hit in the man hood as he lowers his head and begins walking out
>probably not eager to show off to everyone how such a little wimpy mood stops him

>>51667991
>Nods back
I shall go ready myself for combat, then.

>>51667950
Of course. I am here to repay my debt.

>>51667960
I feel like that is not true...you should get your hand looked at before you suffer permanent damage.

>>51667974
The people can change.

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>>5166543
>A young teenage girl yawns as she pokes her head in.
Why don't we just chop their heads off? They can't regenerate from that right?

>>51668078
that just makes two trolls

>>51668010
>Videke nods to Francisco
>He will not have a man die because he is not at full fighting strength

>>51668021
>>51668064
Then we are ready.

>>51668078
Emily, you have missed much.
Sir Bones will try and challenge the Troll King to a duel. Me and Leiot will be accompanying him.
Should we fail, you and the rest of the fighters will have to fight against the ensuing horde, using wits, mind you.

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>The door opens to a loud thud, with heavy metal boots clanging against the ground, the giant of a man who has not been seen in a long time walks in
>Out walks the 7'3" Tijian Wanderer Venant C. Silonis, famed Berserker, last seen chopping the knees off a half giant orc
I heard we had a troll problem.
>a deep voice booms

So, the current proposed plan is that Sir Bones, accompanied by myself and Leiot, will challenge the Troll King to a one on one duel.
Should we fail, the rest of you shall fight the ensuing horde of trolls. You are all to use explosive barrels to take out the front line and fight the trolls with flaming weaponry to gain an advantage.
You are not to kill any troll children, but to incapacitate them.

Does everyone agree?

>>51667991

Hmph

We're done here then

>>51668064
Ah, but of course. I myself have changed much since my time in Suoma.
>Brulie grimaces a little, then shakes his head.
Even as I recall it, what sparse memories there are are certainly not favorable.
I've certainly changed for the better.
>His smile returns to his face after a moment of grim contemplation.

>>51668160
Why yes, we do!
Who might you be?

>>51668172
Sounds like a wonderful plan to me. I'll be certain to hold the line here!
Everyone will be plenty safe upon your return!
>Brulie proudly thumps his gauntlet into his silver breastplate.

>>51668172
>>51668197

> Brian walks back in with several of the more unscrupulous members of the Guild in tow. He hands Bori a sack of gold the size of his head. Three more follow.

I believe this is a suitable down payment on a flame projector? 4000 gold? We can pay the rest once we see its effectiveness in battle. Also, I'd like to order some ballista
>A Lizardman walks forward and places a chest of silver coins at Bori's feet.

>>51668172
Poof, I hate fire, I guess I can handle some trolls though, shame I was late, I think I could take on a Troll King.
>>51668211
>he puts his sword away, and holds a might hand out, he has two greatswords sheathed one end up and one end down on his back
Venant C. Silonis, Not sure what the C stands for, but I'm a farm hand turned Tijian Merc.

>>51668172
>>51668160
Perhaps this green giant should go in my stead, Sir Videke. He certainly looks more capable than I.

>>51668211
Is something troubling you? We are not our past, friend.

>>51668263
I think I can too, but Sir Bones is less mortal than the rest of us.

>>51668275
Do you wish to stay behind and fight with the rest of the fighters?

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>>51668172
This should be a exciting spectacle.
I'll bring my biggest sword for if things turn for the worse.

>>51668263
It's not taking out a Troll King that's the issue, it's not being turned into a troll in the process. Sir Bones is nothing but armor and bones, transformation magic won't work on him. Plus a skeleton fighting the King would make it sound like a deathly omen that would shake the trolls' morale. Crusader Leiot and Sir Videke would serve as Sir Bones' herald and bannermen, they would pomp up his arrival to make him seem more worthy to challenge a king and to help Sir Bones should the King decide for a group battle.

The rest of the guild would stay behind and prepare an ambush battle should the trio fall.

I would continue on my wandering and skedaddle before we even hear the fate of the three champions.

>>51668121
That we are, shall we go?

>>51668342
Woah, Woah, Woah, being turned into a troll? I think someone needs to clue me in on a few details here. Back in my day, you stabbed it with fire and then you moved on, what's going on with this?
>>51668275
If you want me to fight, I'll fight.

>>51668294
That is your call.

>>51668263
Wonderful to meet you, Venant Silonis! My name is Brulie, a humble warrior hailing from the frigid fields of Suoma.
I see you are well equipped to assist us! Perhaps you will be accompanying Sir Bones to ensure the Troll King's honor?

>>51668275
>Brulie lets out something between a laugh and a sigh.
No, no, I'm all right. If anyone knows such a thing, let it be myself.
I am relieved to have been provided with a more honorable path through my dearest goddess and her endless mercy.
>He wipes away a tear.
Her kindness truly knows no bounds.

>>51668375
In a moment.

>>51668378
It is not your fight, Venant.
I'd like to not prolong the planning any further.
You can have your shot if Sir Bones fails.

>>51668383
Then I want you by my side as I accompany Sir Bones.

>>51668378
We will get our chance should they fail.
>The equally tall Tyrant stands next to you, but it might just be because of those ridiculous pauldrons

>>51668413
>Waits by the door then

>>51668413
Of course, captain.

>>51668410
>Leiot extends a hand
Well it seems I will be leaving soon, friend. I have complete faith that you can handle any situation here.

>>51668410
Hmph.
>he rolls his shoulder
I think the troll king by go a packing if he see's all walking.
>he venant laughs
>his hand left hanging
>>51668413
Sounds like a shitty deal for the troll king.
>>51668448
First one there gets the second chance!

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>>51668378
Well the trolls have some bad juju that can turn non trolls into trolls. We have yet to device a way to counter this so in our haste we asked our skeletal member and two brave fighters to fight the troll king. Surely the Mages Guild can find a solution, but we have not the time, the troll armies (yes, there are more of them) would have caused too much damage once a counterspell has been made.

And with that I, Oyogtin Boleslaw Borisovitch, wanderer most mundane, will get the hell away from here. Sir Bones, Sir Videke and Crusader Leiot, I have absolute faith in you (or else I wouldn't have proposed this idea in the first place)

>hastily shakes their hands and walk away

Bye guys, best of luck with the trooools.

>>51668507
So long Oyogtin! Don't get caught in any crossfire.
>>51668468
You're on!
>Volkhardt sprints out to the door like a frieght train in all that armour.

>>51668507
>starting to get second thoughts
I think this might be outside my pay grade, what are we making for this?

>>51668096
Really? That's dumb. I guess I just treat them like hydras and exsanguinate them.

>>51668121
What? I can be witty!

>>51668543
Payment direct from the king!
>He says from afar, running into the distance.
>You're going to lose at this rate...

>>51668540
>Volkhardt might be a quick man, Venant wears cloth and very thin metal plates, zooming past the door quicker than Volkhardt, despire the head start

>>51668507
Thank you, and safe travels, friend.

>>51668450
>>51668455
>>51668468
>>51668410
>>51668448
>>51668548
>Videke and Leiot are given banners to hold and the three fighters are all provided horses if they do not have their own
>All the fighters follow and make base on top of a hill that overlooks the current troll encampment where the Troll King resides
>Sir Bones starts heading for the encampment, followed by Leiot and Videke
>I will be taking control of the trolls for the thread if nobody minds

>>51668231

Hmph

Better get to it then

>>51668577
>No Problem
>Sir Bones waits for someone to announce him
>Everyone knows a proper champion can't announce himself

>>51668468
Ah! My deepest apologies!
>Brulie jumps forward and fervently shakes his hand.

>>51668455
Certainly!
>Brulie gives him a firm shake.
And I trust you will handle your own situation so well that I may not even have to fight!

>>51668577
By all means.

>>51668450
You are quite the strange compatriot, though not at all unwelcome.

>>51668559
>>51668577
>Sitting in the base, having just lost a race.
Gods DAMN you are fast.

>>51668577
Have fun storming the castle!

>>51668577
>>51668612
>>51668653
>A group of trolls stop them
What do you humies think you're doin' 'ere?
Lookin' to join our ranks?
>The group laughs at the trio

>>51668707
>Sir Videke produces a horn carved from a dragon's horn
>He blows on it to announce Sir Bone's arrival

>>51668707
We are emissaries here to speak with your king. Where might he be?

>>51668707
>Remains silent and ominous

>>51668657
>Venant laughs under his helmet
I better by quicker than you!
>>51668707
>Venant bites his tongue, hands wriggling, sturgling to not break rank and attack the trolls

>>51668750
True, true. Now we wait.
>Also tries hard to keep rank. You can see the egerness in his posture.

>>51668726
>>51668739
Our King don't want peace, humies.
So run off or get squashed!
>A few heft their weapons

>>51668748
>But they lower their weapons as they really take notice of Sir Bones
>Some of them start whispering to each other in the back

>>51668548
too much blood. too much blood

>>51668844
>Lowers his head just enough to make his gaze a glare
>Shifts a bit to reveal one of his sheathed blades

>>51668844
We heard your king is a strong fighter. We challenge him to a duel.

Unless he's afraid? Everyone is afraid of death, I suppose.

>>51668844
I should make sure they don't sneak up on us!
>Brulie runs to the top of the guild's walls, scanning the horizon in all directions for any sign of encroaching trolls.

>>51668860
>>51668880
>They shift and exchange glances
Our King ain't afraid o' nothin'!
Follow us.
>The starting opening the poorly constructed gates and lead the trio into the encampment

>>51668885
>No trolls are sneaking towards the Fighters Guild or the Fighters camp upon the hill

>>51668924
>Sir Bones is silent as he is lead before the troll king
>Standing tall, as ominous and as imposing as possible

>>51668844
>Venant flexes, showing himself off

>>51668924
>Brulie continues to jog in circles around the top of the walls, keeping a close eye on the surroundings.

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>Brian wheels a large wagon, covered in cloth, to the Fighters camp. He is covered in a brown cloak, so he chain mail and razor sharp clipboard aren't seen.
Just in case you need them

>>51668967
Hey kid!
>Venant shouts out
I know you're being careful, but you're gonna start making people antsy!

>>51669002
>Brulie hears Venant's voice on the wind.
Hmm. He's right.
>He stops jogging at the part of the wall right above the front entrance of the guild and leans upon the stone teeth of the rampart. He looks out toward the camp, alert.

>>51668932
>Several trolls give them weird looks, a couple roar at them, and a couple shrink back at the sight of Sir Bones
>Eventually they are brought to a fairly open circle with the Troll King in front of them, sitting on a large throne made up of dragon bones
>The Troll King is fearsome compared to the other trolls! He stands twenty feet tall and has purple skin with green veins about him.
>His eyes glow a baleful yellow and he has two large, black horns sticking out from his skull
>He has four powerful black tusks jutting from his mouth
>He wears a patchwork of dragonscale armor, made from the skins of several different colored dragons
>He glares at Sir Bones
TK: HA! What's this supposed to be? Death?
T: They want a duel. Said you didn't want to cause every bloke's afraid o' Death.
TK: Well I ain't!
>The Troll King comes down from his thrown and grabs a cruel, shoddy axe
TK: I'll kill you, Death! And become immortal!
>The deafening sounds of cheering erupts around the trio

>>51669066
Hey kid!
>he waves him over
Get over here!

>>51669089
>Sir Bones's expression remains neutral
Stronger men have tried. Stronger men have failed.
>Sir Bones draws forth a brilliant golden blade, which leaves a trail of glowing energy as it passes through the air

> Brian wheels another wagon up to the camp. This wagon he begins to disassemble into parts, and put back together as a catapult.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>51669121
>The Troll King lets out a roar and rushes at Sir Bones
>He swings his axe down to split Sir Bones in twain

>>51669163
See, This outta be good.
Unless Sir Bones wins that is. Then we all go home bored.
We had better be throwing a giant celebration when this is over.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51669186
>Sir Bones sidesteps and retaliates!
>His blade flares with a glow

>>51669107
Huh? What'd he say...?
>His axe starts to glow from its place on his back.
He said to go over there? With pleasure, but I sure hope that nothing attacks the guild while I'm gone!
>Brulie vaults over the guild ramparts, landing with a ground-rumbling slam on the ground. He then starts running toward the source of Venant's voice.
I do hope I'm not too late!

>>51669214
HELLS TEETH!
>Looks away

>>51669187
Not on the guilds coin you're not! Unless you pay the two months of back dues you owe!
>Brian loads one of the barrels into the catapult. He begins to adjust the ropes minutely.

>>51669187
Trolls like to drink right, imagine what we can loot,.
>grabs the handles of his twin greatsworrds
>>51669223
Glad I called for ya....this could turn bad.

>>51669242
> A young Halfling holding a razor edged note pad taps Venant on the leg
Brian says wait for the signal before attacking. It'll be pretty obvious

>>51669186
>>51669214
Well, it looks like introductions are out of the question.

>>51669242
>Brulie skids to a stop, his thick sabatons tearing into the dirt next to Venant.
It could? But certainly Sir Bones is quite strong!

>>51668849
Geez, there's no such thing as too much blood! We're fighters.

>>51669214
>The Troll King splits Sir Bones's torso in two, the deep cut starting at the top of the left shoulder and going down to below Sir Bones' ribcage
>Several bones are broken by the axe as it cleaves the undead warrior
>The Troll King thinks he won with the first strike, removing his axe and turning his back to Sir Bones
>He lets out a victorious roar and many of his tribe join him

>>51669290
here's the thing, even if Sir Bones is strong, if he keeps getting thrashed like that, standing or not, they're gonna call it a loss!
>>51669280
>he nods understanding

>>51669289
We are merely here to watch, Leiot.
This is Sir Bones' battle for now.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51669297
>Sir Bones is cleaved in two!
>He flares, covered in negative energy
>He sheathes his golden blade and draws one that's pitch-black
Not that easy.
>Sir Bones strikes with his blade!

>>51669297
>>51669304
That skeleton's been through worse.
Look now, the King thinks he's won.

>Brian takes out an abacus and slides some beads around. He then takes out an adjustable protractor and notes some numbers down. He slides some more Beads.

>>51669328
>>51669335
>face palm that goes through his head

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>51669328
>The trolls gasp and the Troll King tries to dodge the strike
TK: What!? You should be dead! I cleaved ya inta two!

>>51669297
>>51669328
Dear lord...
>>51669314
Resilient, for a skeleton.

>>51669214
>>51669328
>Is briskly walking away from the region.
>Has an intense and ominous feeling that it was a bad, bad, BAD idea to convince everyone Sir Bones would be a good pick to duel a massive Troll King.

>>51669380
I have the feeling fate is on no-one's side today...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51669380
So you did. That's not the hard part. Anyone with a blade can do that. It won't stop death.
>STRIKES AGAIN!

>>51669381
He's from the first age.
...Perhaps he has not seen as much action recently as I had thought?

>>51669386
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>51669394
This is why maths is better than fate.
>Brian takes out a pocket spy glass with some markings on the lens. He looks at the Troll Camp and adjusts the catapult again.

>>51669397
>with a loud shwing!
>Venant pulls out his blades

>>51669421
>>51669304
Hmm...
>Brulie scratches his head.
I suppose you're right. Perhaps he's intentionally going easy on the Troll King, to try to show him the righteousness of peace?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>51669397
>The Troll King tries to smack Sir Bones and his sword with his axe

>>51669293
i'm a bird
>flies away

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>51669470
>Sir Bones is punted away by the giant axe
This could be going better.
>Draws his other blade
>Charges at the Troll while dual-wielding!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>51669515
>The Troll King tries to kick Sir Bones
TK: Stay down, Death!

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>>51669515
>Vents face right now

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>51669538
>Sir Bones remains silent as he attacks
>His blades flaring with their respective colors
>Leaving black and gold trails as they tear into the troll
>He utters a single, echoing word
No.

>Brian marks on the rope where it is measured to. He lights a brazier next to him and pokes a wick inside the loaded barrel. He then puts wicks into all the barrels on the cart.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>51669595
>The Troll King's wounds are deep and he lets out a roar of pain
>And thanks to Bori, Sir Bones' blades are additionally enchanted
>The Troll King's wounds do not heal!
TK: What magic is this!?
>He angrily yells out before trying to stomp Sir Bones

>>51669636
Things are turning for the better.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>51669636
>Sir Bones's words echo as his blades continue to tear at the Troll King, sidestepping his stomp
Death.

>>51669545
>The small halfling taps Venants leg again. He hands him a note written in a tight neat cursive.
Our job is to cripple this troll army. If they don't show signs of retreating once Bones wins, get everyone back.

>>51669668
>he looks down
>>51669657
Oi, let's beat it....
>starts walking back a bit

>>51669662
>Brulie jumps up and down with a big smile on his face.
Good show, Sir Bones! Finish him off!
Perhaps consider being merciful, while you're at it!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>51669662
>The Troll King is mad
>And scared
>He's becoming even more wild and reckless
>He swings at Sir Bones clumsily with his axe

>>51669674
Hey back up.

>>51669716
Ah, of course!
Or...
>He glances over to Sir Bones.
Should we... Help?

>>51669712
>Sir Bones is smacked away by the axe!
>Is he out of the fight?
Well, I don't know, anyone else want a turn fighting trolls?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>51669758
>Brian pulls the lever. He loads another Barrel, and pulls the lever again

What happens now is what happens when a fighter who took leadership feats and seige craft gets bored of the duel.

>>51669809
Even though his allies are still inside the camp?

>Crashes to the ground, dead

>>51669769
Boy am I glad I'm not in there.

>>51669815
I told them to back up. You can take it, and I spent three posts aiming.

>>51669769
>Guess so

>>51669769
>As the first barrel is launched it blows up a good deal of trolls right in the middle of the encampment
TK: Wot's this!? You humans are gonna pay for this! I beat Death! I am immortal!
>The troll faction is rallied and are ready for slaughtering
Trolls with have a plus 1 to all of their rolls

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>51669842
>Launches another Barrel towards the back of the Troll camp. This one has a fuse cut so it should explode over the camp.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>51669769
>Videke, still in the camp winces

>>51669842
>He pulls his blade, Mimung from it's sheathe and throws down the banner
Looks like it's war!
>He rushes at the Troll King and tries to stab his throat

>>51669866
>>51669769
Wait, but... Sir Bones is still in there! And Videke, and Leiot!
>Brulie peers toward the troll camp, worried.
We need to go help, not shoot at them!

>>51665439
Take this to >>>/qst/ or >>>/trash/ !

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51669866
>The trolls scream in defiance at the exploding barrels
>Scattering to grab their weapons

>>51669892
>the troll king roars at Videke and tries to axe him

>>51669910
>he grips Bruile's shoulder
We sent in our best fighters, if we go in, they're going to have to stomp the bombing and the trolls will start attacking everyone, we need to stay here to make sure no one gets out.

>>51669911
Anon, Mage Guild and its offshoots have been part of /tg/ for years. It is not a quest, since it doesn't have a QM, and you thinking it is bad means it goes to Trash.

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>>51669911
Nice bait m8

>>51669912
>Brian glances at the rope and sees it has shifted on the catapult. he tuts and makes some adjustments, then loads another barrel.

>>51669935 and >>51669945

See >>51669911

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>>51665439
>Iris wakes up from hir nap
S-Sir bones? Lurco? Justin...Steve?

>>51669930
Right, sure, but...
I just hope they make it out okay. It seems awfully dangerous.
>Brulie continues anxiously peering toward the camp, warily scanning for trolls.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>51669912
>Videke dodges the axe and cuts open the Troll King's throat
Die monster!
>He pulls his blade out and stabs at the Troll King's chest to pierce his heart

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>51670024
>Brian launches the barrel towards the east of the camp. he attaches a small parachute to the next barrel and aims for where the duel took place. He also removes the fuse and detonating device

Rolled 10, 16 + 1 = 27 (2d20 + 1)

>>51669949
>The trolls dash to and fro, trying to gather enough weapons and warriors to charge at the fighter encampment

>>51670024
>The troll king tries roaring at the pathetic challenger
>And bringing his axe down upon Videke to cleave him in half

>>51670042
>...Why are you trying to kill Videke?

>>51670005
>grips tighter
Remember, the second you let feelings and emotions is the second you start losing your head.

>>51670051
This one doesn't explode, and it allows videke to burn the troll. All the other barrels have been aimed away from the duel ring.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>51670058
>Ah, much more sense

>>51670048
>Videke is cleaved and falls off
>He uses the barrel to burn the Troll King
>Adding a +5 because of Brian's godly roll

>>51670058
What'chu doin?

>>51670128
>Brian looks down at the small gnoll next to him.
Well, I just gave Videke alot of firey stuff to hurt the troll. And Im launching more of the firey stuff at the smaller trolls. Do you want a go?
>Brian lifts Iris up onto one of the empty barrels that Brian was doing his calculations on.

>>51670052
But without emotions, how can one be merciful in battle?

>>51670128
Ah! A child!
>Brulie crouches down with concerned eyes.
It is much too dangerous for you here! There are big scary trolls just over the hill.
Would you stay here with me? My name is Brulie, I promise to keep you safe.

>>51670161
Don't hit what's not standing.

Rolled 4, 2 + 1 = 7 (2d20 + 1)

>>51670077
>The troll king roars as he is attacked and probably burnt
>He may be down for the count

>>51670153
>>51670128
>>51670161
>THE TROLLS ROAR
>And they charge at the fighters!

>>51670153
>>51670161
>Iris is already in the barrel with hir hunga-munga, hide shield, eben and bone javelin
This is surely a good plan yes?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>51670184
>Brian kicks the stocks out from underneath the cart with the barrels, sending it rolling towards the trolls. As it goes, he tosses a torch into it. He draws his clipboard.

>>51670203
Yes of course. We've got a paladin and a large man here to hit trolls. And of course, we have you!
>Brian hands Iris a small name badge with Iris, Brian's assistant written on it.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>51670184
>Videke tries to cut the rest of the Troll King's head off

>>51670225
Two large men, I dozed off.
Sorry.

>>51670225
>Iris pins it through the hide shield
Now what?
>>51670184
>Iris looks to the trolls
Djinn?

>>51670203
>>51670225
>Brulie gives Brian a concerned look.
Don't get any strange ideas about improvisational ammo, friend.

>>51670184
>Brulie draws his huge axe from his back, taking a deep breath as he preps himself for battle.

>>51670184
This will be interesting.

>>51670243
You remind me of the sleeping green man.

Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>51670242
>The troll king is decapitated!

>>51670251
>>51670267
>...Eventually, the trolls manage to reach the fighters
>>51670286
>A bunch of them forgot to tie their shoes, I guess
>The point is they reached the fighters
>And attempt to axe the fighters into submission

>>51670209
>Unless they all get killed by exploding barrels

>>51670174
Don't hit what's not standing?
Of course not! That would be terrible!
Only someone truly malevolent would do such a thing.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>51670184
>POKEY POKEY
>STABBY STABBY

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>51670301
>Videke blows his ceremonial horn
LOOK TROLLS! I HAVE SLAIN YOUR LEADER!
>Rolling to either demoralize or make them submit

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51670301
>Drawing his massive claymore, Kresge charges at the trolls!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>51670307
Hey you asked me but for trolls.....
>holds his blades
>>51670301
No mercy for the merciless!
>charges

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>51670267
Excuse me, I am not a barbarian. I am a fighter. I only use proper ammo. And Iris is the perfect assistant. Gnolls have a natural cunning that works wonders in tunneling during sieges. Or is that Minotaurs?
>Brian strides towards the smoking crater of trolls and earth. He carefully removes the heads of any regenerating trolls with a well placed blow from the clipboard.
>He also carefully avoids the randomly stabbing gnoll next to him.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>51670340
Glad to hear it, friend!

>>51670301
They are upon us! To arms!
>Brulie lunges forward and upward, swinging with his left hand at a troll's face!

Rolled 2, 17 + 1 = 20 (2d20 + 1)

>>51670323
>>51670328
>The trolls kick aside the weaklings!
>They will save them for later

>>51670330
>The trolls meet his charge!
>Draw!

>>51670326
>Many howl at the sight of their fallen leader
>rolling to keep them angry

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>51670356
EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
LELELELELELELELELE!
>STABBYSTABBYSTABBY

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>51670356
>Brian turns Iris around and points him back towards the fight. He then engages several of the trolls and begins slashing the necks.
Come on, lets land some hit people. We didn't provide you with world class accommodation and training grounds for nothing!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>51670356
>Videke charges at the trolls from the back line to help take them down

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>51670356
>This is how you kill Trolls
>Venant like a figured soaked in blood takes a a slight on crimson wings, cutting aside troll thighs and flanks!

>>51670380
>Brian begins to write a new name badge, titled Brian's new bodyguard. He also makes a note, get the gnoll a metal spear.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>51670287
If only he was here!
>>51670356
>Is kicked back
>Tries to pull a mighty swing
>Or miss, luck isn't with me today

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d20)

>>51670381
>>51670390
>The trolls charge past Brian and Videke

>>51670380
>And, apparently, into a fucking blender

>>51670394
>>51670409
>Can you kill them before Iris murders all of them?

the rolls here are so funny. Bones and the troll King have a slap fight, I begin to bombard the trolls with almost laser guided precision, then the baby gnoll kills most of an army. after only one guy manages to do anything in the first engagement
>>51670415
Brina realises he hasn't got his handle on his clipboard. It now looks like a square bladed axe, with paper attached to the top. He charges into the blur that is Iris and his hunga-munga and weapons

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>51670452
>>51670415

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>51670415
>Videke continues to cut into the back line

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51670415
>shoulder charges a bunch of trolls with his spiky pauldrons.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>51670415
>>51670492
>laughs at Volkhardt as he deals carnage to the troll front

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>51670415
>Iris tomahawks one of the trolls with hir hungamunga before jumping on its noggin and violently twisting it out
>Rolling off its back shi tosses hir spear through the next one, only to run up its haft spinning hir eben hurling the blade through its neck
>Shi continues hir rage chain!
EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

its fine, only one of us needs to roll well per round, (casts eyes to sky in desperation)

>>51670568
Pats the fransian disguised as a halfling

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>51670415
>Brulie's punch neatly blasts the Troll's face open. He kicks off the falling body (nearly kicking off its arm with the force) to launch at another Troll in a whirl of axe!
Repent, foul beasts!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51670452
>>51670466
>>51670504
>>51670539
>The trolls try fighting the interlopers
>They're severely downsized, though.

>>51670474
>>51670598
>And they get torn apart by Videke and Brulie!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>51670606
>Videke continues tearing into the horde from the back, using the Troll King's own axe along with Mimung

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>51670606
>Brian attempts to dishearten them by pointing out how much loot they are going to loose once he takes his "failed invasion" deduction. Then hits them with his fully assembled axe.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51670606
>Venant does his best to destroy the remaining forces

Can we have one round that isn't 25% crit fails!

>>51670661
>Never, life is suffering
>Also, good thing I stuck Sir Bones anon with making the rest of the Trolls posts!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>51670606
>He's probably going to fall over
>>51670661
>Taking bets right now.

>>51670606
>Brulie spins through the troll's body after cleaving it in half then runs for another troll, his axe pulled back as he preps a swing for the knees.

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>>51670606
>Iris shrieks and jumps at their shins with hir eben
EEEEEEYAAAAAAAH

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>51670697
>Oops, forgot the roll

>>51665439
>http://collabedit.com/6fvae
Almost half the links are dead. You might want to update this.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>51670707
forgot roll