Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>51551274

Thank god, i don't want artificial faggots playing my game. that'd be the worst.

>>51551220
Is my character a race traitor if he is a half-elf and doesn't marry a half-elf, human, or elf?

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>>51551284
Got something against gay robots anon?

>>51551274
Well seeing as I can't vouch for other people, and my sample size is thus 1... yeah.

>>51551284
Does having been turned into a faggot by the internet count as artificial, or home-grown?

>>51551220

The gunslinger's enjoying that gun a little too much.

>>51551420

I know its not free range.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12249945/

Vote! VOTE!

>>51550949
>>51551317
Tieflings are literally the most perfect and optimal Paladin race, they are probably overly numerous in a natural metagamey way than by specific organization.

>>51551428
If you had to settle for sloooooowly reloading one shot at a time up until the point you got behind that gun, wouldn't you be a little jazzed?

>>51551428
Alain seems aware of it too.

Also he looks like he's 40 fucking years old for some reason.

>>51551463
If she cared that much she would've gotten rapid reload at the earliest opportunity!

>>51551428

You've been living most of your life with the most sophisticated thing being a Pepperbox, and all of a sudden you get a motherfucking MAXIM?

Tell me that doesnt make you moist by proxy.

>>51551473
Even with gun twirling, that's like two shots per round. A machine gun is just as many bullets as you like.

It's like the difference between jerking off and going balls-deep.

So my character is a helpful dude with his wand and scrolls, but I need to know what second and third level wands and scrolls are essential for a cleric.
I want to make sure no crazy emergencies ruin our day. It's my job to protect them from harm at any cost.

>>51551220
If you drove a cart pulled by multiple horses, do you need to roll handle animal for each individual horse when a test needs to be made?

>>51551452
just fucking roll dice if you have too many players.

>>51551461
and it's the Demon-Spawn variant too. CE making LG.

Basically a Demon fucks a mortal and out comes generations of angry oppressed Paladins with tragic backstories, every time. Thus ensuring the Abyss checks itself.

>>51551503
www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/other-rules/vehicles

>>51551503
even if you did, you shouldn't be failing except in extreme circumstances

>>51551501
>Third level wands
The only time any sane PC would consider such an investment is if the GM allowed partially charged wands to be purchased from shops.

>>51551461
They're so fucking sexy, too. It's like...unfair, really. Other races can't compete. Just imagine how beloved the Sexy Paladin Order would be. Everyone trust them because they won't lie, everyone wants to bed them because Dayum. It's potent as fuck.Hell, just being that sexy probably works wonders converting Evil to Good. No Evil can associate with them, but they all really want to associate with them, if you catch my drift. Those villains will beg for redemption if it means getting a taste of that ripe paladin booty.

>>51551503
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/other-rules/vehicles

Just the one roll.

>>51551428
Perspective: If you were a pathfinder Gunslinger, that would be the best moment of your entire life bar none.

>>51551537

But she's from Alkenstar, which is basically Steampunk Land.

Alkenstar doesn't have machine guns???

>>51551528
Motherfucker, the LIGHT OF THE SWORD will aid me in taxing the SHIT out of my party mates to get the money if I can justify it. What's good, motherfucker? I know I want that Lesser Restoration, because Fuck Ability Damage.

>>51551420
It's probably more like a faggot cyborg instead of a faggot android.

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>>51551500
>ywn go balls-deep in a sexy tiefling paladin

Why even adventure?

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>>51551533
There was nothing prompting this sex tangent, why anon why

>>51551533
It seems to me the places most likely to have enough tieflings for an entire paladin order aren't inclined toward having paladin orders, with the exceptions of those bordering the worldwound.

>>51551552
It does not.

>>51551528
What about if Eternal Wands were in play like all games should allow?

Ideas guys I need confirmation

>Game in which everyone is a member of a royal tiefling clan in a tiefling society in one of the lower planes and weird bird creatures that walk on two legs have invaded your PRIVATE PROPERTY and you have to find out WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW before things get worse
>Y/N?

>You wake up in a strange chamber (a la the intro to RAGE by Id Software but with elves!) thousands of years after a disaster and must get familiar with the world outside
>Y/N?

>Everyone is some kind of Path of War gestalt and you're on a crusade to FIGHT FOR YOUR GOD so that you can win ETERNAL HONOR AND GLORY.
>Y/N?

>>51551552

Probably at most they have Repeaters, and even then that's bleeding edge tech.

>>51551586
So... those bordering the worldwound. That's a place they can come from, problem solved?

>>51551220
We were on page 5, you shithead.

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This is now a pastry thread. Tell me about the pastries your character has eaten lately. Did you ever have to lose a pastry because combat started while you were still eating? how did that make your character feel?

>>51551606
I'd only the last one if it allowed for non path of war on one end. not a huge fan of tieflings to be honest. waking up is a nice thing, but it is too circumstancial to comment on without more context on what you can play, etc.

>>51551563
Aw man. I wanted to be a robofaggot.

>>51551637
Oh fuck right off. There are other boards for your unfunny bullshit.

>>51551660
>not LGBBQ
Come on anon, it was the easy joke.

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Toasting in this new bread.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nstmQUI4lu8Ai8pYnVBjjfL0ebT-X4azRL2VJYJavIA/edit

What would base the DCs of traps of this type? 10+class level? 10+1/2 class level+1/2 craft ranks? 10+ the number of times you've confused a man?

>>51548379
I don't see how I can possibly irritate several GMs when the only real exchange I've had with any of them was a slight disagreement on how a rule is interpreted followed by an attempt at a compromise to my disadvantage. Even then what I'm trying to negotiate doesn't strike me as particularly broken so I don't see why it would piss people off.

Anyway, maybe its just you personally that has a problem with me and if thats the case just PM me so we can do the reasonable thing and just avoid each other or whatever.

>>51551537
I don't think I ever realized how sad it was to have this one class whose entire concept was "loves one type of weapon" and has no other features or inclinations. Even the Swashbuckler, while just as narrow in function, is implied in flavor text to support variations on some kind of suave or acrobatic dude who knows swordplay, not a guy with no life other than holding a rapier.

>>51551705
10+1/2 Class Level+Relevant Ability Score modifier has always been the DC for this sort of stuff.

>>51551621
I'd probably do it as a paladin order forming after various wars and raids by the worldwound when demons rape and the inevitable tiefling and half-fiend orphans leftover when they're liberated are sent to paladin orphanages cause the mothers don't want to be reminded of their trauma or were killed. Demons use a lot of tieflings in their armies after all.

>>51551575
It's part of how they're so perfect and optimized. Just imagine; Evil can't even fucking resist that shit. Nobody can. It's a huge boost to diplomatic efforts, probably encourages people to surrender way more often.
It promotes peace and harmony when you've got fine honeys and fellas for your champions of Justice.

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>>51551715
maybe not but your cap is, holy shit i've never seen something so wrong and hilarious all at once.

>>51551586
Maybe they form a sexy club for sexy warriors of Justice as a reaction against the prevailing shitty culture of wherever they live, bro. I assume you're thinking of those Chelaxian hacks.

>>51551705
Probably 10+1/2 class+Wis or Int mod.
You probably know this but you probably shouldn't scale these traps to its game hazard equivalent because shit, those are fucking deadly.

It also seems that you barely have any content in there so if you're taking suggestions then the Hunter traps from ragnarok online might be a good place to look for inspiration.

>>51551715
Oh yeah, I did it for the attention. As if anybody would want to be dumped on by assholes like you on a regular basis. Just ignore what the scientists say, because your feels come before reals, right?

>>51551760
Yeah but the House of Thrune would stamp out any efforts at the formation of a paladin order, and going underground would mean it'd have to be small. Also, all the members being tieflings would raise red flags and lead to investigations.

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>>51551771
>anything i dont like will be lost to time, i-its just a fad.

>>51551776
>>51551719

What do you guys think 10+1/2 Int+1/4 ranks in craft trap?

>>51551771
It may be a fad but it's a fad obscuring the truth that some people are in fact female with male bodies due to hormone problems during fetal development or chromosome issues.

>>51551798
I do agree with you, but right now the scientists behind the DSM-V do not have their shit together and are kind of throwing a tantrum about having to give up schizophrenia to neurologists. It's screwing EVERYTHING up.

Just avoid using that defense for now.

>>51551828
The int or wis mod that I recommended is already its equivalent to the craft skill. The craft skill should be rolled for the opposed Percep check to spotting the trap or something.

>>51551637
My character had some kind of weird Osiriani pastry for breakfast just last session. He's never lost a pastry because he's a responsible, Lawful Good dude.

and he hasn't fucked his waifu in like a week, so he's cranky as fuck

>>51551838
You have no facts to back that up. You're another idiot savant just gobbling up what your echo chamber tells you to do without thinking critically. All so that you can fit in instead of making a life for yourself.

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>>51551838
>its a mental illness, that's what a fad is!

>>51551705
What's the best class and feat set-up to represent Otoyomegatari (or whatever the fuck it was called, I'm 3 shots past proper memory), because that shit was cute as fuck and remains one of my favorite mangos?

>>51551865
http://esciencecommons.blogspot.com/2014/11/having-y-chromosome-doesnt-affect.html

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>>51551724
>>51551760
Paladins can be sexy, but an order of Paladins specifically about being a tiefling, and presumably stopping fiends? They're probably reminding themselves not to ever ever breed when they do their morning prayers every day. They don't want to make more monsters.

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>>51551586
>>51551760
Reminder there is canonically a sizable population and neighborhood of Tieflings in Absolum, who are led by a busy and well to do Tiefling woman who acts as the organizer/spokesperson of the community who constantly pushes the other Tieflings to act as good and productive citizens and, while also pianos for better integration of Tieflings I to the culture of Absolam

Considering people there tend to be obsessed with worshipping the Gods who ascended with the starstone, it doesn't seem to far fetched that there would be a small order of Iomedean Tieflings Paladins who act as the neighborhood watch for that community.

>>51551865
Not sure what you're getting at here. Fucked up genetics can lead to chromosome differences that can lead to different sexual development. XY and XX aren't the only possible combinations that exist. Gender dysphoria can literally be like downs.

>>51551887
A simple ranger built for archery and mounted combat.

>>51551865
>ignoring the hundred different chromosomal conditions that exist
>implying that even a small minority of people have actually had chromosomal testing
>ignoring the fact that chromosomes don't dictate gender in the first place
Keep on lying to yourself instead of seeking out the truth. I'm sure that taking it up the ass from your echo chamber makes you feel like a big man!

>>51551865
Fun fact delivery service!:

A surprisingly large amount of transgender people are sufferers of Klinefelters, a chromosomal disease that causes a child to be born with XXY chromosomes. The extra chromosome theoretically would reduce intelligence, but for some reason people with klinefelters tend to have above average IQ.

This does not support either side of the argument, I just thought it was a fun fact.

>>51551838
You realize our entire hobby as adults is committing hours and hours of time, and sometimes vast sums of money, to what is in essence a massively convoluted game of make-believe?

Kind of hard to be calling shit out with that in mind.

>>51551900
But why would they be exclusive to non-tieflings?

>>51551800
But if they're noble and righteous enough, their sexy Order will endure. I believe in the Sexy Paladins.

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>>51551908
>I'll shit post about something off topic I dont like in a thread for (you)s
>What do you mean? you're the fags who want attention.

>>51551907
>>51551929
Please see >>51551922 for more details!

>>51551677
the hope was something that could at least pretend to not be full-on shitposting. I forgot where I was, unfortunately.

>>51551908
No, I am not. If I wanted the attention, I wouldn't put so much effort into passing. I do not advertise being transgender (outside of an anonymous message board when it is relevant to the topic). If nobody ever knew, I'd be ecstatic.

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>>51551899
Congrats
You turned something kinda Cute with a cool theme, that was only Kinda lewd, into something sad

Here's your (You)

>>51551899
Anon, it's perfectly within the realm of possibility to make love in a manner that doesn't usually produce offspring, and that's not even getting into the realm of contraceptive herbs and magical shit

I'm pretty confident that a Tiefling Paladin would absolutely adore taking it in the bum

>>51551949
I don't see how that affects my statement that some gender dysphoria is caused by chromosomal defects?

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>>51551944
But anon, you can actually objectively diagnose Klinefelters.

Psychic Anthology pdfs ship out to subscribers yet?

>>51551944
>self-diagnosed
You have no idea how many hoops you have to jump through before being referred to an endocrinologist for hormone replacement therapy. But hey, don't let science get in the way of your fantasies!

>>51551930
Was that a mandatory component? I don't see why it'd be much different from a Paladin order from a majority tiefling community. You'd have some other races but mostly tieflings. The tieflings constantly need the acknowledgment of other paladins that they're doing good and not evil, they're so afraid of their genes.

>>51551977
theyre fishing for you,s just like every poster posting here, no matter how much they believe they aren't. you want attention, welcome to being in a social environment. just understand that others may not be willing to provide those sweet yous. especially if they only see lazy bigoted shit posts they are numb to through constant exposure.

>>51551900
Fuck, I'm using this for my character's waifu's Life Story.
Super cute!

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>>51551899
>They don't want to make more monsters
ow

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>>51551982
>Emo
>a fad
haha, the world would only be so lucky. Look everyone, the only guy in the world who missed Twilight.

>>51551965
You're the one blatantly ignoring scientific facts in order to maintain validity for your own prejudices. You are, quite literally, an idiot. You are deluding yourself by definition, as surely as any creationist or flat earther.

>>51551637

Basically, the fantasy version of funnel cake. There was a Harvest/Fall Equinox festival in one of the towns the party visited on the road. Delicious pastries were enjoyed, and beers were drank. Good time.

>>51551998
I want to marry a cute, insecure Tiefling Paladin!!!

>>51551705

Another question,

Since traps can last several days before they degrade into uslessness. (Based on level), Should the number of traps you have deployed unsprung have an effect on how many traps you can deploy?

For instance, i've have 6 traps per day. I have set 3 traps. They last six days before breaking. IF they are never triggered, would that mean i can only make 3 traps the next day because those slots are technically still filled?

Take a look at this. Its how the medical/psych community refers to these things when it comes to the ever present question of biological sex:

45, X = Turner Syndrome = Female
XX = Female
XY = Male
XXY = Klinefelter's Syndrome = Male
XXYY = XXYY Syndrome = Male
XXXY = XXXY Syndrome = Male
XXXXY = XXXXY Syndrome = Male
XYY = XYY Syndrome = Male
46, XX = 46, XX/XY Syndrome = Female
46, XY = 46, XX/XY Syndrome = Male
XXX = Triple X Syndrome = Female
XXXX = XXXX Syndrome = Female
XXXXX = XXXXX Syndrome = Female
All forms of hemaphroditism register with male sex chromosomes.
Sometimes you get XXY's that choose to be "women" or "non-binary", but it doesn't change that their karyotype depicts male sex chromosomes.

If you Dimension Door while you're prone, can you come out of it standing upright?

Tiefling paladins are too busy plugging the abyss to be filling any other holes!

>>51552013
>all transgender people, most transgender people, or even a significant minority of transgender people have the money and disinclination to go through the proper medical channels to obtain medication
You're further proving how incredibly deluded you are with each new post. Keep choking on those lies, anon. You only look stupid when you step out of your bubble.

>>51552073
You Dimension Door in the same stance as you were in when you activated it, so you'd end up prone on the other side.

>>51552073
I'd say no

>>51552076
I'd like to plug their Abyss with my dick!

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>>51551573
>tfw am the tiefling paladin girl
>just an app, so no one has gone balls-deep in me

>>51552084
>>51552090
I'd say yes, but only because it fucking ends your turn anyway.

>>51552026
Twilight wasn't emo, though. It was just a uniquely creepy and badly-written bodice-ripper.

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>these past three things have been nothing but unrelated shitposting
>not even the usual cuteposting or fetish posting, just pointless and unrelated bickering
>they didn't even have shit OPs either
This is why we can't have nice things
Just tell, me why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>51552100

>Yet

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A question's propped up in my game that I feel needs to have a consensus answer.

If you have a cleric in the party that pays lip-service to a multitude of deities without actually following the tenets of any particular one, which domains could they choose from, if any? If they follow one deity but end up respecting and obeying the concepts of several others, can they choose from the other deity's lists of domains?

>>51552063

Well on the one hand, The traps will eventually break if they go untriggered after your level in days. They eventually go away so there's no permanent effect in place. So a restriction is rather limiting.

On the other hand, without the restriction and ample prep time, no restrictions means you could theoretically load up a single place with 36 explosive mine traps at level six, over a six day period. and that's just asking for trouble.

>>51552073
I'd rule yes because it's sometimes a player just needs to be David Bowie in Labyrinth and I as a DM can respect that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufrCIwNk1zc

>>51552140
Pathfinder clerics are monogamous.

>>51552100
Hey bby, want sum half-elf dick in ya butt? I'll show you why they call us Wildborn, no lie

>>51552039
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll.

>>51552121

This is what happens when the bickering does not stem from an AP discussion.

You want to fix the thread? Open up on a campaign topic, ideally something guaranteed to get (you) some posts.

>>51552133
I'm apparently a meme character, so the DM is going to be pressured to not pick me

>>51552140
Worshipping pantheons? That's kind of a gray area. If it's "lip service" as in "no actual devotion and just cynical trinket-waving", then none.

If they actually have prayers, rituals, etc. that pay homage to this group of gods collectively, maybe take the most common domains from among them (like Law if they're all lawful or Good if they're all good) and allow those.

>>51552121
Yes.

>>51552120
>sparkly vampire thats evil but not~
>oh I'm so edgy
>not emo
what, pray tell, is emo in your deluded eyes?

>>51551220
Is anyone else feeling like a CHA based Avowed is kinda lacking in the damage department? I love the amount of utility in the class, it just seems lackluster in combat.

>>51552192
Emo implies a certain level of self-loathing, hatred of the world around you, and the uncomfortable feeling that you're going to start stabbing or shooting people.

Twilight was just faggoty and edgy, but not fully emo.

>>51552183
I think they meant more like being a lay-person to many deities..like most commoners. But then you're not a cleric which are specifically clergy for one deity.

>>51552215
sorry then, you are wrong. but you don't have to look very far to find that mentality It's all around you you retard

>>51552140
By raw
They choose One deity, then choose the domains. You could flavor it up and worship multiple, but One his where they get their power from and have tenets that they must follow or uphold.

You could let a cleric get their power from ideas that translate to domains, but it's up to the gm if that's 'K and the player and GM (bur mostly the gm) have to come up with a make shift code they could potentially break and lose their powers from.

>>51552192
Okay, the fuckmunch love interest is emo, I'll give you that. The main character is just a bitchy sociopath.

>>51552140
Clerics technically don't have to actually have a god.

Apparently by Golarion rules they do, but by the book, a Cleric can also just pick their domains based on their ideals.

>>51552144
Well if you had stuff about picking up your traps, then it'd be a bit better.

Like your trap didn't go off that battle, you could spend a minute or two to pack it it back up and deploy it elsewhere.

>>51551533
You realize the majority of tieflings are horrifying monstrosities, not sexy, right?

>>51552285
Stop talking sense, we're trying to fantasize here.

>>51552285
no one uses that appearance chart and you know it.

>>51552285
do you not understand there are actual romance novels about people and dinosaurs out there?

Chaste AND lewd tiefling Paladin order:
• Entry level Paladins are chaste, hate themselves and want to die fighting fiends as their fucking apology for being born. There are still some older members of the order who think this way too but they're minority.
• The ones in the upper ranks of the order are aware that there's nothing wrong with themselves or their tainted bodies.
• The ones at the top ranks of the order, and some others let in on it, know that tieflings are the BEST Paladins and are secretly breeding more of them to fight evil better.

>>51552285
A -2 to CHA is hardly "horrifying monstrosity". On top of that, not every type of Tiefling even HAS that penalty.

>>51552309
Don't remind me.

DON'T.

>post advert
>anon expresses interest and asks for link
>provide link to contact
>nothing comes
Literally why

Why do you do this anon.

>>51551997
Don't lump people who champion worker's rights with the fat 20 year olds who want to pretend those moobs are boobs. We dislike them just as much as you "conservatives".

>>51551996
>I'm actually a woman!
>uh, that's a penis.
>STOP OPPRESSING ME!

>>51552345

Chuck Tingle is a legend, anon.

A fooking legend.

Cluster-Trap: When this trap is triggered, the trap’s effect flies out in random directions. The amount of effects that fly out depend on how Traps per day you pack into it. (Maximum of 9. The 9th trap effect happens upon the original location.)

OooooooooBOY!

>>51552318
The -2 cha is because society hates them and they have trouble overcoming it.

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>>51552366
nice dubs but you appear to lack the capacity to check them since you can't read, never fear, i have checked them for you my good loony.

>>51551220
What does a tchanka have to do with Pathfinder?

Are there any settings based on the Russian Civil War?

Rolled 13, 27, 57, 5 = 102 (4d100)

>>51552303
>>51552305
>>51552309
>>51552318
You know what. You guys are probably right. let's just roll up some tiefling appearance features.

>>51552412
Rasputin Must Die! takes the PCs to 19-teens Siberia.

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I don't know if I'm pseudo-drunk or just stupid, but I'm gonna try and homebrew up stats for some Neopets. Probably start with Usul, Koi, Grundo, and maybe Skeith?

>>51552428
do shoyru

>>51552309
>>51552345
>My Werebear Billionbear Boss

https://youtu.be/aoVNGBXW4Cw?t=7m2s

>>51552425
>13
Digits: extra joints
>27
Face: insectile mandibles
>57
Skin: strangely colored
>5
Arms: undersized limb

Yeah, seems reasonable.

>>51552439
Okay, lesson learned. Timestamps don't work across embeds.

>>51552508
>>51551963
Can both/all of you do your retardation somewhere else?

>>51552508
Stop. Just stop.

>it's mental illness but it doesn't exist
You should get help for yours.

>>51552462
Fuck that guy.

He's a major dick hole.

>>51551705

Snare Trap: Locks target in place
Explosive Mine Trap: Blows up
Toxic Gas Trap: Gas cloud
Reverse Gravity Trap: Going up!
Coiled Razor Trap: You thought barbed wire was bad stationary.
Barrel O’ Bees Trap: Self explanitory
Insta Pit Trap: Going down
Concussion Trap: Makes the mind mush
Vaudeville Hook Trap: Exit stage left
Glowing Paint Trap: See your target in the dark
Flare Trap: Blind and toss up a flare
Alarm Trap: Great for waking up on time.

>>51552428
Jetsam is best pet

>>51552384
>>51552366
I said disinclination you fucking morons. As in, the vast majority of trans people DO see doctors and receive proper diagnoses and prescriptions. The "black market" is more expensive by definition.

>>51552425
With the Pathfinder lists, or the Planescape ones?

>>51552553
You don't fucking adopt mental illness. I suppose schizophrenia and bipolar disorder are also adopted as a fad?

>>51552352
Not said anon, but I wasn't around, so the link was expired by the time I got back.

>>51552553
See the thing is most of them go to receive treatment for their mental illness, transsexuality, by transitioning to a new sex. I agree that transsexuals who have the means to transition, but choose not to, are doing so for attention for the most part. I have known those who do so for that reason.

Transsexuality has become a lot more common due to these attention seekers. However there are transexuals who are simply trying to seek treatment via transition.

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>>51552545
He looks so friendly, though.

>>51552571
I don't understand why it being wildly available would be a fad any more than taking cough medicine for a cold is a fad.

>>51552553
Prove you wrong? Medical science has already proved you wrong. You have no facts, and thus no argument.

>>51551854
>scientists behind the DSM-V do not have their shit together and are kind of throwing a tantrum about having to give up schizophrenia to neurologists
>throwing a tantrum about having to give up schizophrenia to neurologists
Uh, what?

>>51552570
>I suppose schizophrenia and bipolar disorder are also adopted as a fad?
A lot of people claim self diagnosis of these disorders for attention. Same with transsexuality. This hurts actual transexuals and the actually mentally ill.

I have had to deal with this problem personally as I struggled with PPD and an anxiety disorder. When going to group therapy it becomes very obvious who are there for attention and who are there to receive treatment. However those outside who simply self diagnose instead of attempting to convince a physician and use it as a badge of honor do nothing but disgust me.

>>51552609
>The solution should be therapy, medication, and - when necessary - imprisonment.
The medical community generally disagrees that it makes people healthier and happier in the long run to receive surgery and medication to transition. This has been documented, if you do not believe me go read papers on it, they are out there and available through google scholar.

It's your opinion against that of professionals.

>>51552623
Yes, this is true. But it's a different thing to claim these people don't exist and it's all attention-whores. Even the fag spouting this nonsense calling all of them attention-whores is himself an attention-whore b8ing for responses.

wanted a discussion on trips to earth. I got two faggots arguing about transexuals.

Well done /pfg/

>>51552666
You also need mental help. It's just that your particular subhuman behavior can't be treated as easily as cutting off your balls.

>>51552620
not him but read a book, or meet more people that aren't straight.

At the very least watch some documentaries on transexuals and educate yourself even in the most rudimentary shitty documentary way. Its better than nothing.

Try to find the one about the sex change doctor in the 70s who did operations on his desk and the tranny who was killed by a botched sex change. Classic stuff.

I declare Exterminatus on this thread!

>>51552682
>>51552650
This is going nowhere, you guys. Maybe just drop it and talk about Pathfinder?

>>51552666
You too, Asmodeus.

>>51552666
hi satan, you may not be aware of this because you appear to be drunk but the process of sexual reassignment surgery requires the steralization of the person involved.

>>51552688
The b8 is too good. Too stubborn to not post responses to this retard.

>>51552620
inb4 none of these are sufficient because you only care about reinforcing your prejudices rather than seeking the truth
>http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/press/2000/MAY/000512.HTM
>http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/TSprevalence.html
>http://www.apa.org/monitor/apr04/gender.aspx
>http://www.sexarchive.info/ECR6/benjamin/index.htm
;http://www.mediafire.com/view/?brq4uevp3r8mwk4
;http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v378/n6552/abs/378068a0.html
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7477289
;http://jcem.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/85/5/2034
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11826131
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16870186
;http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590400018231
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15724806
;http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/content/131/12/3132
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2754583/?tool=pmcentrez
;http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jpsychires.2010.05.006
;http://science.jrank.org/pages/2061/Diethylstilbestrol-DES.html
;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7689007.stm
;http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19341803
>http://www.apa.org/topics/sexuality/transgender.aspx?item=1#
>http://www.wpath.org/uploaded_files/140/files/IJT%20SOC,%20V7.pdf
See also: The DSM-V

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>>51552690
BTFO
T
F
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>>51552697
Ah, no wonder you're so uneducated and irrational.

>>51552682
>>51552666
Yes, you can just find papers via google scholar. Literally took me 20 seconds. Just change to a russian IP to view for free.
>http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/12858867
>http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/23296226
>http://sfsu-dspace.calstate.edu/handle/10211.3/91118

I miss RotJR's shitty lewposting.
I can't believe I'm saying that I actually prefer motherfuckers wanking about how big a cock their waifu can take to this shit.

>>51551220
Rate my adventure prompt.

Next year in Golarion's timeline on earth is Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch occurs. I drafted an entire adventure having to deal with a political prisoner trapped with his own ramblings. It involved him as a painter and the paintings leading to Golarion, and other paintings that lead to various demiplanes. The PCs would help him, not knowing he was Hitler the entire time, and have a moment where they show him the beauty of Golarion, the beauty of a world without Jews. It was gonna be a moment like In Doctor Who when the Doctor showed Van Gogh a museum full of his art.

I had several things planned for it, had a bunch of Hitler's paintings and where they connected to in Golarion. When you first meet Hitler he would be a level 2 expert, then by the end of "Book One" get PC levels as an Imperious Sorcerer. He would level up with the party. Then you have the choice to kill hitler or not at the end as a secret extra boss, but he gets away and gets back to Earth, betrayed by the party and bitter after his alignment secretly shifting during the adventure from NE -> LE -> LN it snaps back to NE after the betrayal. The PCs indirectly cause the holocaust.

>>51552688
>>51552428 here, guess I could always try an' redirect the conversation.

How do you feel about these Swim and Fly speeds?

>Shoyru: Fly, 40ft, good maneuverability
>Jetsam: Swim, 50ft
>Koi: Swim, 30ft
>Skeith: Fly, 10ft, clumsy maneuverability (it says they CAN fly, but they're not aerodynamic by any means)
>Usul: Climb (odd one out!), 60ft

Also, is 10 ft land speed good for Koi and Jetsam, or should I give them 5 like good ol' PF Merfolk?

Finally, is there mechanical precedent for how Skeiths can eat just about anything? No, seriously, they can eat furniture.

>>51552733
>RotJR players stop shitposting because it's game time
>thread stops even pretending to be about pathfinder

really activates my almonds

>>51552749
>muslim
>supporting transexuals

>>51552757

well the game just finished, so we might actually get back on topic now.

>>51552733
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree.

Let's do that thing we do and rate characters. It's at least a fun distraction.

Today we'll be doing the Assassins game, Bathe Yourself In Blood.

Link can be found here: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/67813/bathe-yourself-in-blood

>Characters
Name: Kannas, of the Seven Waters.
Race: Ratfolk.
Alignment: True Neutral.
Classes: Brawler/Rogue.

Name: Cynthia Bellafountain
Race: Tiefling
Alignment: LE
Classes: Wizard(Necromancer), (Rogue) Knife Master

Name: Ormizd
Race: Elf
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Classes: Monk (Black Asp), Slayer (Cleaner)

Name: Zindel Leroung
Race: Half-Elf
Alignment: NE
Classes: Alchemist/Barbarian

Name: Evellen
Race: Half Elf
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Classes: Unchained Rogue Sniper / Ranger Guide

Name:Ausrehkah
Race:Kobold
Alignment:Neutral Evil
Classes:Psychokineticist (kineticist) / Alchemical Trapper Alchemist

Name: Varra, The Drunken Mask
Race: Shabti
Alignment: True Neutral
Classes: Internal Alchemist / Drunken Brute Barbarian

Name: Neboa Cysur, shadow's whispers and warmth
Race: Wayang. Originally human.
Alignment: Neutral Evil.
Classes: Shadow Oracle / Secret Broker Occultist.

Name: Arden Croft
Race: Human
Alignment: CN
Classes: Fighter/Unchained Rogue

Name: Akorian & Toad
Race: Human
Alignment: TN & CE
Classes: Symbiotic Slayer Vigilante | Shadow Warsighted Oracle

Name: Viviane Blanchet
Race: Human
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Classes: Consigliere Unchained Rogue/Mesmerist

Name: Charon Blackblood
Race: Dhampir
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Classes: Antipaladin (Tyrant) / Bard (Archaeologist)

Name: Quinn Pinkerton
Race: Human
Alignment: True Neutral
Classes: Brawler/Rogue

Name: 'Thimble'
Race: Human
Alignment: NE
Classes: Rogue(Blade Master)/Inquisitor (Infiltrator)

Currently there are 14 characters. The only /pfg/ celebrity to have created a character just far is DHB with Akorian & Toad. In a few minutes I'll roll and we'll see one character to examine in depth. I will also be doing statistics for the characters in that post.

>>51552573
https://discord.gg/SzJA9

When's dragon game wrap up? I need a palate-cleanser after this and the last thread.

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I think the quality only continues to decline from here.

>>51552792
>Statistics

>Sex
7 Male
7 Female

>Races
5 Human
2 Half-elf
1 Tiefling
1 Elf
1 Shabti
1 Kobold
1 Wayang
1 Dhampir
1 Ratfolk

>Classes
7 Rogue
3 Alchemist
2 Barbarian
2 Oracle
2 Brawler
1 Inquisitor
1 Mesmerist
1 Antipaladin
1 Bard
1 Vigilante
1 Occultist
1 Fighter
1 Wizard
1 Monk
1 Slayer
1 Ranger
1 Kineticist

>Alignment
4 True Neutral
4 Neutral Evil
3 Lawful Evil
2 Chaotic Neutral
1 Lawful Neutral
1 Chaotic Evil

No surprises here. In an assassins game Rogue is most common. Human is the most common race, as with all /pfg/ games, but half-elf is in second rather than tiefling. As for alignment I'm surprised True Neutral is so common.

>>51552781
>this desperate flailing about to ignore the facts that you requested
You are beyond pathetic. I even called it in my post that you wouldn't be satisfied with posting the links, even though you asked for them. You are the definition of a delusional idiot.

Rolled 8 (1d14)

>>51552803
>>51552792
Now let's roll to see who we talk about.

>>51552792
>>51552803
Did you just copy-paste this from the last time you did it?

>>51552796
>>51552796
alternatively, give me your discord name and I'll contact you

>>51552798

Dragon game was once every two weeks, They're switching to weekly games next week.

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>>51552749
not that person but if you've been on /tg/ long enough you should know this is a den of mysogeny and sexim. you get used to it after a while. in other news being sexist isn't the same thing as hating women.

>>51552792
It's up to 16 apps now tho

>First RotJR session ended
>look back and see this shit
Wew

>>51552815
We got the gore fetishist.

Name: Neboa Cysur, shadow's whispers and warmth
Race: Wayang. Originally human.
Alignment: Neutral Evil.
Classes: Shadow Oracle / Secret Broker Occultist.
Backstory: http://pastebin.com/1yUu9bWv
Character Sheet: None

And the GM asked questions.

Their First Kill: A child with very sharp eyes. It was supposed to be a kidnapping mission, but every time he would cry of a monster in his closet, under his bed... Even in plain sight Neboa can hide, but it was truly perplexing that he saw her so easily. When she finally succeeded she gouged out his eyes in frustration, killing him accidentally. It was an unpleasant time explaining that failure to her employers, and gave her a distaste for failure in general.

Something they care about: The priest that introduced her to the faith; Jace. An old man now, she hopes to give him the Joymaking as a farewell gift. Another thing she cares about is integrity --from studying Kuthite texts and their rigid religious hierarchy-- she does not like disappointing her superiors or failing in a job.

Something they hate: Unusually for a Kuthite, she hates liars and traitors. Her mind is somewhat one-track. Neboa does not expect double-crossing or open-faced deception from others, and frequently doesn't think to use these things herself. An artifact of her stunted growth, perhaps. It's her true weakness in the game of intrigue. For all her stealth, she struggles at lying.

The god they worship, and why: The Midnight Lord! The Dark Prince! Hail the agony unbridled and speak his name into the night! Zon-Kuthon! Nothing else could match her appetite for torment.

Their long term goals: Ultimately, she hopes to ascend to the Prince of Pain's side as his direct prophet and begin her own arm of the church. It's a very high ambition, but not entirely implausible. Until then she will settle for expanding influence, acquiring money, and bringing more people into her lovely fold.

>>51552857
Wanna talk about porting Neopets as PC races?

Look that's all I got right now unless you want me to post the mole-men again.

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So, how stupid is the average city regarding succubi? Assume the city is Golarion-style "all races welcome" fantasy society willing to believe even tieflings deserve the benefit of the doubt.

See I'm still planning the big nobles' ball for when my players DO show up, and I'm wondering if the succubus (who was a competitor in the 'magic' part of the big tournament) would be allowed in as a guest, and what effect that would have. She's not noble in status and hides her nature in bare pretense and little else - giant bat wings are cute little wings for her outfit as the only concession to normalcy. Top-placing competitors were granted some status but... her event didn't even happen.

Essentially how fucking stupid should they be about having a succubus in their midst? Do normal people even know that you die if she takes you to bed?

>>51552807
Yes, and also hate women, right?

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>>51552752
This could be amazing but only if you study about hitler alot and get his personality down flat. don't forget his cake raids.

i'd spare him, germany would just put in another douche who'd be an asshole to minorities, the place was rife with racism at the time of hitlers rise.

are you sure galorean has no jews though?

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>>51552873
>So, how stupid is the average city regarding succubi?
Like, this stupid.

>>51552854
>>51552836
The only way to deal with intellectually dishonest people is to rub it in their faces. It is no different than dealing with creationists and flat earthers. It is proof positive that they don't care about the truth, and thus have nothing to stand on.

>>51552827
Fuck. I needed some shitty ERP about big jubblies to take my mind off the /pol/-lite bullshit.

>>51552836
>roflxd
everyone here is a faggot but i think you severly misjudged that anon's tone

>>51552873
>So, how stupid is the average city regarding succubi?
The vast majority of people can't recognize a succubus on sight. It takes at least 1 rank in knowledge planes to reach the minimum DC. For most folks Knowledge Planes is not a class skill. Being not from the prime likely a succubus counts as a rare monster and thus 15+CR. You're looking at a DC 22 knowledge check.

Most people will not make that.

>Essentially how fucking stupid should they be about having a succubus in their midst? Do normal people even know that you die if she takes you to bed?
Most people may know the word "succubus". They have no idea what one is actually capable of or can identify one on sight.

>>51552873
Honestly, a Succubus could probably pass as a Tiefling without any trouble.

Can we meme about DHB instead?

He posted the actual backstory for Gun Monkey.

Can we talk about that?

>>51552908
Gee, sure are out of ammunition for that argument you started. Mock them for proving you wrong! Stay stupid.

>>51552934
Go on?

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>>51552920
>>51552908
have some more yous i guess, you must really want them you are trying so hard

>>51552873
>Succubus at a ball
I think she could get in but if there's not enough high-level NPCs or characters, throw whatever plot you have in the garbage because the entire event becomes about her. A succubus at a ball of stupid enough people is a) the center of all attention for the entire evening and b) going to kill every single person before morning. It's a shark in a swimming pool, there literally isn't a more ideal environment for a succubus to be in to ruin everyone's night.

>>51552940
I posted plenty of proof. You idiots have chosen to mock me instead of reading it. Ignoring the truth doesn't make it go away, moron.

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>>51552940
Prove that trannies are mentally ill, while also not making yourself out to be equally handicapped.

>>51552909
There's probably some 'common knowledge' about Succubi.

Like how there's that 'things that "everyone knows" about undead' thing.

Vague sort of half-knowledge that's sorta right but not really. Like maybe they think a succubus actually has to fuck someone to energy drain them. Misconceptions about how to keep them away. That sorta shit.

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>>51552954
no that guys pretty much right, except for the part where its supposed to convince anyone. the idea is to prevent you from convincing anyone. don't worry deluded one, just enjoy this sweet you, you know you want more. make another post.

>>51552957
Greentexting it. DHB did it in bullet points anyway.

>There are things in the deep blue, the dark twilights at the center of our world. The drumbeats of madness, the sirens calls, sky whale's deaths, and more. All it takes is a keen ear to listen to them.
>Bubbles was born originally as the experiment of a mage, on an isle of creatures such as himself.
>His home island meandered a sporadic journey through the deep blue, sometimes straying to the high blue, but more often than not Bubbles spent his time in the eternal twilight.
>Bubbles, being one of the great mage Morg's many servants and helpers constructed strange statues and edifices in the mage's honor.
>Occasionally visitors would come to the island, some friendly but more often not, he and his tribe would have to defend their lands against these invaders.
>In such a manner Bubbles spent his youth, fighting raiders, carving statues, eating bananas, and always listening.
>Bubbles would often watch the wizard Morg at work when he was not set to a task. One evening Morg asked Bubbles to fetch him a candle, without being told Bubbles picked out the correct ritual implement with it. Impressed Morg took Bubbles in as one of his inner sanctum apes.
>Morg learned witchcraft, ritual work, astronomy, alchemy, and more from the great mage Morg. He also learned Morg's goal. To peer into the heart of the world where Davy Jone's Locker lay.
>Time passed, raids continued, Bubbles learned magecraft, and their little island span through space like a leaf on the wind. Bubbles was happy.

>>51552954
You have no proof to back that up. I do have proof to back me up. Going "nu uh!" doesn't work outside of the playground.

>>51552990
>Unfortunately happiness did not last. The raids grew worse, rumors of a mad wizard attempting to open the locker spread, and Bubbles found himself in ever more dangerous positions.
>One day Morg asked Bubbles to do a special task. Take some of his notes and go retrieve for him a special artifact from another island. At the time Bubbles had not found the task odd. Others were sent away on occasion. However looking back he realized his mistake.
>When Bubbles returned Morg's tower was no more, burnt away along with the forest. A good number of the apes had survived, running and hiding. Morg's research and his instruments were either broken or stolen, but Bubbles pieces back together what he could.
>Bubbles was filled with determination, determination to see master Morg's research through to its end.
>Bubbles also never found a body, neither did the others. Though this was a vain hope he still believe Morg is still out there, having taken the next step in his research. That perhaps following the same line would take Bubbles to him.
>With a spring in his step and a song in his heart Bubbles left his home, saying goodbye to his family and siblings.
>The research and scraps too him from island to island, uncovering ruins, deciphering old charts, and diving ever closer to the great locker in the depths.
>Piracy proved to be not only one of the best ways to travel, but the best to get into places you shouldn't be. Many ships needed a skilled mage and doctor. Bubbles has taken to using Morg's own name, hoping that word of someone stealing his name would reach the mage.
>Several years and several lives later, Bubbles found himself in the service of Captain Slim, as the ship's navigator and doctor.

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>>51552992
if you need more yous, you only have to ask.

>>51552933
Doesn't sound like she cares to.

>>51552873
You're describing a pretty greedy succubus trying to bite off more than she can chew, honestly. If she's openly presenting herself and expecting not to get in trouble, keep in mind that a big party of all the city's nobles is going to include stuff like retired generals, knights both on and off duty, maybe royalty and royal guards, nobles powerful enough to have their own, and likely a wizard or two.

>>51553004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probatio_diabolica

Get raped by a paki.

>>51552992
Don't click those links anon, you might learn something. We wouldn't want that! What has science ever done for us!?!

>>51552980
That would not be about succubi in particular. Just an Undead are a huge category it would likely be on the other of "Things everyone knows about fiends".

As a commoner the difference between a devil, daemon, and demon and they'll have no fucking clue.

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>>51553004
Such glorious irony.

>>51553002
>>51552990
Neat.

>people spamming samsarans
I guess this is 2hus way of advertising.

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And I think I am out of pictures of blue people with identity issues.

>>51553022
Succubi are infamous though. They're one of the types that people are way more likely to at least know of specifically.

Like, you ask a peasant what a Succubus is, and what an Osyluth is, they're way more likely to know at least wives tales about succubi.

>>51553044
Does 2hu like Samsarans? I thought he was all about Kitsune shotas.

>>51553055
His new minmax is a samsaran stacking X to Y shit and early access spells.

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>>51553047
>how did I evolution?
have some fresh juicy (you)s

>>51553047
Don't click those links! Just assume that what you think you know is actually the truth! PLEASE DON'T DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS IGNORANCE!

>>51553044
Pretty sure anyone who plays casters ever likes samsarans.

>>51552974
Actually, they are mentally ill by definition per DSM-5, as gender dysphoria is listed as a mental illness. If you call yourself transexual, and are not dysphoric, you are coopting the term and appropriating the struggles of people with a very real mental illness. The reasons for doing so are not always clear cut, but they are not transsexuals so much as they are Wiggers and Weebs, except for dysphoria rather than a culture.

>>51553067
would be interesting to look at, hard to see 2hu playing pf though, they always complain that they fucking hate it, but I have seen them play it twice.

>>51553053
See, you think of it that way because you are seeing it as succubi being common knowledge for YOU. For a citizen of golarion it is not any more than other creatures of that CR are.

Likely they know some strange wives tales about a smattering a fiends. They know the word succubus. However if they were told to identify one in a line up they'd likely have a hard time. Or tell you that it was a demon and what they meant. Or any number of other traits a succubi has.

You're thinking of it through the lens of someone who lives in an information rich society, which most of golarion is not.

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>>51553067
Oh. I'm sorry I don't stalk him as vehemently as you do. Is there an obscure Pathfinder race you'd rather I post?

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You people want /pfg/ banned. That's the only reason I can think of for why you would continue this off-topic and utterly ridiculous argument.

I don't even care which side you're on, just do us all a favor and shut up before the mods decide to kick us over to /trash/. We're not even in autosage yet.

>>51553086
Has has attempted to throw it at all the new pfg games.

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>>51553081
yes, thats right, fish for more yous.

>>51552990
>>51553002
Isn't DHB supposed to be an edgy faggot?

>>51553097
We are being raided. I hope the Mods are going to be fair and simply delete the shitposts and ban the morons but I guess thats too much to ask for these days.

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>>51553079
Radical.

>>51553098
>>51553059
>>51553047
>I took biology in the eighth grade, that means I know what I'm talking about!

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>>51553098
whats that? you want another bacony bunch of (you)s? here you go.

>>51553106
His character is literally that edgy kid from starwars crossed with alex mercer.

>>51552797
its better than no education. At least you would have a basic understanding of what you're talking about. Even the worst documentary is better than guesswork and assumptions

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>>51553121
>implying he took biology in 8th grade.
nice try, have a you.

>>51553129
But it's a monkey with a gun? How is that like Alex Mercer?

>>51553149
Maybe I'm thinking about a different guy.

>>51553112
I'm not the one hiding from science. The very same science you claim to understand. Why so scared? Could it be that you're actually a pathetic coward who doesn't understand what science actually is?

>>51553157
You're thinking of his character in the game about being edgy assassins. Gun Monkey is for the pirate game.

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>>51553097
ignoring the troll will do nothing, feeding the troll will do nothing. may as well have a giggle before the mod comes in and band fagfag for his bullshit again. believe me, I am well aware of who this guy probably is and how he behaves. you are dealing with a bonafide autism near the level of barney fag. only lower in the sense that barneyfag can recognize any pony pic cropped from something and reference the number/hash on derpibooru. this guy just wants cheap yous. may as well give it to him until he loses his shit and devolves into base shitposting, then it's obvious he's the trouble maker.

he's able to learn but I get the feeling shit posting on mlp is not enough for him.

>>51553112
Try to actually learn about the subject at hand instead of greentexting your pseudo-science assumptions. Unless you're 12, in which case carry right on

Wow, this thread needs to be cleansed.

How do I call in a nuke?

>>51553092
I suppose. But there's gotta be old wives tales about demons and devils and shit anyway, right? I mean, I hardly expect them to get the trichotomy right, but you know.

And out of all of 'em, "Steals your husband, fucks em, and kills em" is one that people will remember and start stories about.

>>51553157
Alex Mercer is The Thing made into a Protagonist. And not Ben Grimm, the shapeshifting amorphous horrorterror that kills you, eats you, takes your memories and copies your form.

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Hey guys what's going on in he-

Jesus Christ

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>>51553181
you report it you idiot.

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>>51553181
Make a new thread! But be sure to use a scantily clad girl with fuzzy fox ears, otherwise the degenerates of /pfg/ won't be able to find it! (You) should also probably link to it from this thread.

Lets be honest, this retarded offtopic bullshit is extremely autistic even for pfg standards. Its fucking 2hu thats spamming us with this shit isnt it?

>>51553194
>But there's gotta be old wives tales about demons and devils and shit anyway, right?
Yes, but how they kill, details of what they look like beyond "a beautiful women", the fuck being a demon actually means, and their strengths and weaknesses would entirely be unknown.

The best I would give a commoner when told about succubi is "they kill men somehow, it involves sex". However they might not have rumors about succubi, they might have rumors about another fiend. Succubi may have never interacted with their village/culture/etc.

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>>51553212
We're on page 2.

Besides, why not talk about golems next thread? /pfg/ likes golems, right?

>>51553219
>Implying you have any sort of power to hunt people on an anonymous nigerian go-kart assembly forum.

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>>51553228
>Golems

Go even further and talk about Constructs in general! Though Golems alone are fine too. I could probably use some tips on golems to make, since I have yet to actually use Craft: Construct anyway.

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>>51553228
I could go for some golem discussion.

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>>51553228
Golems are cool!

Or just constructs in general!

I got robots aplenty!

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>>51553217
as someone who knows 2hu. you are closer to the autist spamming this thread than him. you retards wouldn't ever shut up about colette/2hu about 2 years ago. it was practically a /tg/ triggerword. in any case, what you are experiancing is just fagfag. a troll who sometimes hangs out on mlp and loses his shit at anything remotely gay, I assume he gets around other boards but he's pretty much an idiot who does nothing but spout hatred and simplistic opinions for hours on end. just report him or feed him for a laugh.

>>51553254
Why the fuck would I side with the degenerate?

>>51553254
>triggered at anything gay
>goes on /mlp/

how has he not had an aneurysm by now?

>>51553254
>Hangs out on /mlp/
>Loses his shit at anything remotely gay

I didn't think it was possible to lose so much shit you went into the negatives, but here we are.

>>51553275
>Implying I'm the guy you were talking to before

I mean you're technically you're right. I probably count as a faggot and likely have SOME kind of mental condition, just not the one you've been rectally detonating about for who knows how long now.

>>51553252
Robots a shit

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>>51553308
DELETE THIS

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>>51553289
Go to another place.

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>>51553296
>>51553300

his experiance is just one giant aneurysm. but in all honest mlp is very hostile to the gay except in certain instances. think of mlp like a horsey /a/. a hate boner for shipping and /u/ abounds and an intense waifufag sentiment. they produce some good OC every now and again, but its perfectly reasonable to expect an autist like this to screetch to the high heavens about someone who wants to bang kirito on /a/, so it's not all that surprising to see it on mlp.

A good way to crack down on the people who post things trying to start aimless hot button shit is to report it.

>>51553326
>A hateboner for shipping
>Hates gay
>/mlp/

How is this even possible? Like, serious, as someone who was in the dang fandom two years back, how does that even WORK? It's like 90% gay shipping.

>>51553106
Only if you believe the fake memes, faglord.

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>>51553308
The fuck you sayin'?

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>>51553372
So how is the payment at the movie theater?

>>51553372
You sperging out is pretty funny, anon. Just sayin'

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>>51553343
mlp is kind of the exception to your usual
>mostly female cast? ship it
reaction.
they hate that shit, and want pretty much nothing to do with stories that don't involve anon as a self insert to be in love with/abused by/verbed nouned by pones. as a fan of the fandom I have no interest in that kind of garbage myself but I'll read any fanfiction thats good and mlp produces a gem or two in the crusty discharge that is the self insert genre of OC fan wank.

There is some
>Faggotry
and
>shipping
on mlp though, else whence came fagfag?

>>51553345
borrowing this for a character, thank anon

>>51553397
Maybe for the main cast they hate it, but every time I've looked at anything it's been "LESBIANS ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION"

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>>51553401
That's why I'm here!

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>>51553372
Man, you'd think someone this autistic would have a bit more compassion for other people's mental illnesses.

On a scale of 1-10, how deep in the closet is fagfag?

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>>51553427
Such a lust for replies!

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>>51553422
it really hasn't been that way for me, but granted it was not 2 years ago when I joined. Every minor background character that has her own thread focuses on her getting the D, anon's d. Theres even shit storms over weather bon bon and lyra are really gay.

theres also the small posibility that you may be thinking of my little pony in general, I am only talking about the board at this point. man, if you are right though, what a time to have missed out on. I'm a giant /u/ fag so that's basically all of my yes.

>>51553437
10/10
Self hate projection is very common for trans that are stuck in the middle or people that refuse their true sexual identity.

>>51553437
Oh probably a 0, to be honest. They're just so autistic and immature that they see any excuse to shitpost as a good reason. They're a threat to /a/, /mlp/, /vg/, /gif/, and /co/. This exact kind of posting has been seen by me personally on each of those boards; the vitriol and hate against transgender individuals, the systematic ignorance of actual arguments and counterpoints against their shitposting, the moving of goalposts to the ends of the earth. All of it is by a deeply-disturbed and retarded individual, who probably does not have a job or goes to school; he exists purely to shitpost.

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>>51553460
I honestly think fag fag is actually either a troll, a bot, or someone who is legitimately mentally deranged. I mean we are talking about someone who spends hours and hours and hours doing nothing but shit posting about gay people. Even people who would be glad to burn me at the stake tend to have some kind of life.

>>51553491
I consider that's a possibility
but I prefer the idea of fagfag crying into their computer going "I'm not gay" repeatedly, just for them to come back tomorrow with new found acceptance

>>51553513
>deep gnome
>uses a wooden tool that can't easily be built using underground resources
>wears colorful baubles despite darkvision being incapable of seeing colors

0/10

Alright, new thread made. Don't care that it's page 5.

>>51553555
>>51553555
>>51553555

New Thread.