How would you react if you saw a handicapped adventurer in a dungeon?

Handicapped how?

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>>45391160

Fool! You can't stand up to the goblin king!

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Get my party to unload on him immediately.

Does his wheelchair have legs?
'Cause then he'd be, like, a cyborg.

Wonder why the hell he hasn't paid a healer to fix whatever's wrong with him.

>>45391160
All adventurers are mentally handicapped.

I vaugly remember a cartoon or anime where a wizard got around on a tensers floating disk. Pretty sure he was not crippled, just lazy.

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Try and find him 2 more times so I can join his cool adventuring organization

>>45391160
Be a little scared

He must be bloody skilled to make it as an adventurer in a wheelchair.

Mad Hamish

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>>45391160

>>45391240
Yeah, pretty much this. I mean, skilled or supernaturally powerful.

How the hell did he get down all those winding staircases and rope bridges and all that?

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Totally fine.

>>45391274
Wut?

>>45391240
This^^

I know enough about magic to realize that if he's able to keep up with me than he could probably also turn me inside out on a whim.

>>45391160
Regret dont live in a world where hot wheels exist.

>>45391482
Enchanted wheelchair of +2 dexterity. Also grappling hooks.

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>>45391160
With fear...

>>45391500
Kane, you aren't an adventurer OR an interior designer.
Please come home. The Brotherhood misses you.

It's obviously a psionic or other psychic powered adventurer

>>45391172
He is an idiot.

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>>45391160

He must be either real good or genius.

You don't mess with a wheel-chaired guy who turned wheel-chair into lethal weapons.

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>>45391514

>>45393829
Other anon is a massive pleb who hasn't read Interesting Times.

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>>45393829
Came here to post this.

>>45393860
I have, I was just playing along.

>>45391160
If he's in a chair that looks like that, I ask to join him. Motherfucker is either a true master of the craft who knows what he's doing or a complete tool who will get himself killed in an entertaining way. It's win-win.

>>45393829
Is that John Hurt?

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>>45391160

I'd stick my fingers in my ears

My PC is a lesbian, does that count as a disability?

>>45391189
>wheelchair
>legs
>wheel
>leg

>>45391675
But he did come home, and took the Brotherhood with him.

>>45393970

Well, goodbye sides. It's been real.

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>>45391160
cautiously, you never know if they're ally or competition

>>45391160
Avoid at all costs.
Things that doesn't belong in dungeons healthy shota and lolis, handicapped people in wheelchairs, a crying maiden facing a corner, fresh food, etc....

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>>45391160
>>45392838
Create the illusion that it's raining, if that fails run.

>>45394047
>sexual instinct that does not result in sexual reproduction
You tell me.

>>45394137
It could have wheels at the end of the legs. Like skates.

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I'd love to see a retarded cleric with tard strength to defend himself.

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>>45391160

Does the dungeon comply with the Adventurers With Disabilities Act?

Because I've always wanted to run a campaign where the players are barristers, suing the BBEG within an inch of his life over health and safety, issues and labor relations shit.

>tfw your Rules Lawyer is an actual lawyer.

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>>45394659
I'm sure she traded her ability to walk for extra spell slot or still casting.

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>>45391160
i can imagine him as an insane individual who built a rocketpack and boosters into his wheelchair, and crude rocket launchers and machine guns

>>45391160
That chair looks comfy as fuck
Loot the faggot

>>45391160
What's that phrase? "Beware an old man doing a young mans job?"

I think the sentiment applies here.

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Automatically assume that he could absolutely fucking wreck my shit if he wanted to.

>>45395085
wouldn't the chair just immediately flip over and either scrape him bloody across the ground or otherwise just keep spinning?

>>45395761
>tfw first fighting Gerhman

>"Okay, it's going to be a hard fight, final boss and all and he's limping. Well that's wei- OH FUCK I'M DEAD"

>>45394676
Source for original pic?

>>45394352
reverse guts?

My paladin has lost her arm, so...

I dunno, she might be mad if the party moves to attack or discounted the handicapped guy unless he was an obvious threat. It'd be fun to meet an NPC she could feel some kinship to.

>>45391160
I would start my neutral route.

>>45396662
http://gammatelier.free.fr/

God Speed Anon

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>>45396662
gamera / gammatelier
he does some weird stuff

>>45396694
more of a crossover really

>>45391160
We try to be polite to our barbarian and just call him special.

Joking aside, having a peg leg or a hook hand or missing an arm or eye wouldn't be too weird. Deafness or blindness is more serious but could be potentially workable with great effort or ability. A wheelchair bound adventurer would be pretty weird, though it'd less strange if they're a caster.

That said, most physical handicaps could easily be healed by a decent healer, so I'd probably just ask why their cleric is such a lazy asshole.

Ask the other party members to stop for the day, prepare dinner and listen to his story

I would shit my pants for all the points they gathered from negative traits.
Time to prepare my anus for the metapsionic bullshit he is about to rain on us.

>>45391160
>How would you react if you saw a handicapped adventurer in a dungeon?
I'd be extremely cautious. If they feel secure enough to be in a dungeon despite their disability, they must have some powerful ability to compensate.

My immediate suspicion? Spellcaster.
Another dangerous possibility? Mimic.

>>45394659
>Adventurers With Disabilities Act

This needs to be a setting.

>tfw he isn't a cripple, he's just really fucking lazy

>>45391160
We're probably gonna get our asses kicked
If he can be an adventurer despite his handy cap he's WAY out of our league

>>45397149
>tfw you have a cart for wheeling loot around glamoured to look like a cripple in a wheelchair

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Make sure he never gets near a horse

>>45391500

Create Scorpion Chair

Spell Effects: Greater Create Matter + Lesser Create Mind + Lesser Control Mind.
Inherent Modifiers: Subject Weight + Duration + Damage, Internal Toxic.
Greater Effects: 1 (×3).

This spell creates an unusual conveyance - that of a comfortably upholstered animated scorpion chair. Equipped with claws and a venomous stinging tail, it is capable of defending its master and carrying them at a respectable speed. Made of sturdy hardwood, it shrugs off many attacks and is intelligent enough to obey simple orders - though it is still little more than an automaton.

This Casting: Greater Create Matter (6) + Lesser Create Mind (6) + Lesser Control Mind (5) + Subject Weight, 1,000 lbs. (4) + Duration, 1 week (9) + Damage, Internal Toxic 2d (4). 102 energy (34×3).

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Scorpion Chair
ST: 12 HP: 12 Speed: 5.5
DX: 12 Will: 10 Move: 10
IQ: 5 Per: 10
HT: 12 FP: 10 SM: +1
Dodge: 8 Parry: 9 (Pincers) DR: 5 (hardened)

Sting (14): 1d Imp. damage + Toxic attack (2d cyclic, 1 hour, 5 cycles, resistible at HT-3, follow up: scorpion tail, blood agent)
Pincer Strike (12): 1d cutting damage, can catch weapons in the claw to parry.

Traits: Automaton, Extra Legs (8 legs total, can't kick), Injury Tolerance: Homogenous, Fragile: Combustible, Scorpion tail (Impaling Striker, can't parry, long) Injury Tolerance (no neck), Scorpion Pincers (Two short, cutting strikers), no fine manipulators, horizontal, Payload 50: Rider, Lifting Strength 5
Skills: Running DX +2 (14), Jumping DX +0 (12)
Class: Furniture
Notes: takes up two hexes, 2 meters long and less than a meter tall - tail may rise higher to strike and for comfort.

Anyone have the

>weakness: running

Dark Souls pic? I can't find it but I feel it's appropriate.

>>45391160

You took my idea!