Do you prefer your elves to be eternally in the highschool mindset,

>>45386795
Are we talking japanese, european or american education system?

>>45386811
Canadian.

>>45386844
In that case college.

>>45386795
I prefer OP as an hero.

>>45386795
Char grilled usually.

>>45386795
Preschool. Elves have next to no proper comprehension of basic skills, but have amazing mathematical ability and live forever.

>>45386795
Are those fucking Nightwish lyrics on the board

>>45386795
I prefer my elves to have a world view more akin to Hollywood celebrities. Their agelessness and good health has made them unable to fully understand common humans and the hardships they experience, and the elves engage in mad behaviour that is utterly baffling to anyone with practical concerns to deal with.

>>45386795
I prefer them deader than cyber punk.

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>>45386795
Eternally in the old man who doesn't give a fuck anymore mindset.

>>45388608
>"Damn orcs. Get off m'lawn!"

>>45386795
>Blood Elf high school
>Horde
>Education
Sorry Belf players, but even you should know that the rest of the Horde are axe-dragging fucktards who want to kill everything that isn't brown or green.
But it's not like the Alliance is any better

>>45386795
This picture is literally blood elf RP on WRA

>>45386870
this, tbcathwya senpaitachi

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>>45386795

So imagine being a 20s-30s successful responsible adult, surrounded by five year olds.

Seriously, entire nations of grade school kids, who *think* they're responsible adults, and expect you to take their pretend "governments" seriously. Who start breeding at two, and have a couple dozen great-grand kids by the time your kids are starting middle school.

Did I mention that these kids are 7 feet tall and built like linebackers? And that their idea of humor is "It's not rape if it's a grownup", and "Grownup slave, wat do?"

Play elves as simultaneously "half-terrified of humans" and "utterly beyond tired of humans' shit".

>>45389426
>They get EVERYWHERE
>They will eat ANYTHING
>What they refuse to eat, they will probably FUCK

Humans are horrifying.

>>45386795
The answer is obvious
College kids, but the kind that are andocrinated by utopic commie teachers(instead of the few actual liberal leftists that do some thinking).
Y'know, the kind of college kid that needs a safe-space.

>>45389462
No more so than anything else with a metabolism and external sex organs.

Personally i don't make my elves live more than 150 years.
Living much more than that seems _op_

>>45389426
This is pretty much my weekend job already, except that at least the idiots I have to take seriously are teenagers

>>45389426
What movie is that from?

>>45386795
I can't get over how dumb WoW Elves' eyebrows are.

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>fratboy elves

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE??!?!

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>>45389541

1/2

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>>45389638

2/2

>>45389665
You could have just told him to fuck off and look it up himself but you really went the extra mile there anon. I appreciate that.

If I had to choose, college mindset. They're also art/drama students, and they model, and they're fucking hipsters. That's elves.

>>45389730

This was less obnoxious than lmgtfy, at least.

Speaking of elves, I can't decide if I want to use Dark Elves or not in my world/games. I like the idea of them sure, but there seems to be so much baggage with them, being connected to the Drow and all.

>>45387828

Out of curiosity I have to ask, in what setting are elves good at math?

>Be human teen
>Family moves to Elf city for work
>Get transfer to elf high school
>As soon as I got in the class room some sliver hair punk got in my face
>Being all passive aggressive bullshit in my face
>I deck him right there

>>45388608
>Underrated mindset.

>>45386844
So... European or American?

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>>45387828
>>45390952
In what setting are elves or preschoolers good at math?

>>45386795
>OP eternally in the faggot mindset

>>45389397
>tbcathwya
>to be completely and totally honest with you all
How close was I?

>>45393004
>>45390952
In my setting! Elves are used as living calculators, and their integration into machinery has created some of the most powerful computers of all time!

>>45388608
This. This guy knows his shit.

>>45389426
On the other hand?

Imagine being a guy in your 40s or 50s, rather well-off by the sweat of your own brow. You see this 20-something who reminds you of yourself at that age, but living next to him is this old guy. Like, 150 years old or something. Who is always, always, shouting at the top of his lungs about how everyone should get off his lawn, and treating all of his neighbors like they're babies when he's beyond senile himself.

Since you know what it feels like to be treated like that, you decide you'll help the youngin' out. He annoys you sometimes, sure, but he means well and he's got a real fire in his eyes.

This is what it feels like to be a Dwarf.

College.
>>45389564
>implying you wouldn't love elves as brought to you by Total Frat/Sorority Move

>>45386795
I prefer them as slutty MILFs

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As hillbillies.

>>45386795
College

>>45396079
This is good too

>>45386795
Eternal 40 year olds, disgruntled with the 'youth culture'

>>45393004
... star trek?

>>45386795
I prefer them to be barely civilized nearly feral woodland folk who are unaccustomed to the trappings of civilization

Really fit and spry grandma who won't stop talking about the past, how much better and worse and frankly more important it was than your silly concerns of today. Only dozens of lifetimes' worth.

>>45396649
http://www.baen.com/tanya

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What about eternally in the retirement home mindset?

>>45394809

>Kiss my ass, I'm alpha!
>I'm gonna stay right here, and drink clam juice until everyone understands how freaking amazing alpha alpha is!