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You're the Dog now Man [Quest]
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You awake in your sleeping place, warmed by your body after a long night. The sleeping chamber is empty, devoid of your pack members. You leap to the ground and review the three barks.

1. A dog must never harm their pack, or through inaction allow harm to come to their pack
2. A dog must obey any command given by the pack alpha, unless this command conflicts with the first bark
3. A dog must work to preserve their health and safety, unless doing so would conflict with the first or second bark

You chew on your leg for a moment, and prepare to begin your day.

>Go to the food chamber
>Go to the chamber of bonding
>Go to the chamber of cold water
>Go to outside
>Other
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>>45284879
>>Go to the chamber of bonding
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>>45284879
>Go to the food chamber
We need stuff in the gut
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>>45284879
>>Go to the food chamber
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>>45284879
>Go to the food chamber
food
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>>45284932
>>45284945
You wander from the chamber of rest to the chamber of food. The smell of delicious things lingers in the air here, but alas there is no pack mate to assist you in the acquisition of foods. You search around and find burnt scraps on the ground near the altar of fire, which will sustain you but will hurt your tummy. Alternatively, you may attempt to acquire food from the bag of many shapes.

>Lick up the burnt leavings of the alphas
>Bark, to alert your pack mates to your insatiable gullet
>Rip open the bag of many shapes
>Other
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>>45284879
aww yeah that's fucking Rocket!
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>>45285000
>>Bark, to alert your pack mates to your insatiable gullet
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>>45285015
>rocket
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>>45285000
>Bark, to alert your pack mates to your insatiable gullet
Bruhs, we need foods.
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>>45285000
>Bark, to alert your pack mates to your insatiable gullet
Friends! Come! We'll eat together, it'll be great.
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>>45285035
>>45285041
You release the cry of your ancestors from deep within, resonating it throughout the lair. Before long, you hear the will of the alpha ring out, and one of your pack mates comes to assist you. It is the one known as 'Shelly', who you have known since you were pups. There was a time when you swore an oath to protect her as the alpha's offspring, but now her strength matches yours, and you are equals, competing for your place in the pack.

Shelly puts down a bowl, and fills it with food from the bag of many shapes. It smells strongly, and you dig in without hesitation. As you eat, Shelly attempts to touch your nape. You strongly suspect she may be attempting to take your food.

>Allow it, she will learn her place soon
>Snap at her. The order of the pack must be maintained
>Roll over and submit to the scratch of domination
>Other
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>>45285177
>>Allow it, she will learn her place soon
Let her try if she thinks she can, we'll show her how strong we've grown.
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>>45285177
>>Roll over and submit to the scratch of domination
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>>45285177
When you say "scratch of domination" do you mean she will scratch our belly?
If so that voting for that
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>>45285233
>>45285242
You roll onto your back, and allow her to scratch at your soft underbelly. Despite the immense ecstasy you feel, you know that this action has cemented your place at the bottom of the pack. Shelly finishes the scratch ritual soon, and returns to the chamber of bonding. You yourself return to your meal, and finish it with gusto. Now you belly is full, but you have a powerful thirst.

>Go to outside
>Go to the cold water chamber
>Go to the chamber of bonding
>Other
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>>45285308
>>Go to the cold water chamber
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>>45285308
Cuck scritches are still scritches.

If "cold water chamber" is what I think it is, I'd rather look for water outside.
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>>45285308
>Go to the cold water chamber
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>>45285308
>Go to outside
Maybe there's still some water from the rain last night.
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>>45285357
>>45285379
You wander through the chamber of rest and into the cold water chamber. Every morning the pack beta comes here to complete his cleansing ritual. That the alpha loathes his scent so greatly as to command him to perform this ritual daily, where you need only perform it once a moon, is a testament to his past offenses. You hope to never incur her wrath such.

In this chamber you see two items of interest, a steel basket containing many strange items of interest, and a white bowl containing delicious water

>Drink from the water altar
>Dig through the basket of strange scents
>Other
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>>45285446
Strange scents basket.
Anything to keep from repeating my Fallout disgraces.
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>>45285446
>Drink from the water altar
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>>45285446
>Other
Attempt to perform the ritual of the water altar.
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>>45285446
>>Drink from the water altar
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>>45285487
You tip over the basket of many scents and dig through the contents. You find many balls of paper, which you happily consume for their full bodied flavor. Now you are quite stuffed, and feeling sleepy. However, there is much left to do today.

>Go to the chamber of bonding
>Go to outside
>Drink from the water altar
>Other
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>>45285595
Alright, glad to see that we still have our dignity doesn't count as loss of dignity if we get belly scratches out of it
Let's look for water outside. Conceivably we could try and signal to the alpha, probably in chamber of bonding, that we are thirsty, but I want to explore a bit.
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>>45285594
>>45285521
You turn around and stand on your hind legs to reach the altar of water. Within it's cloud white caress is a supply of cool water, rippling only slightly without the wind to toss it's surface. You lean in and begin lapping up generous amounts, before suddenly you hear a noise and turn to see your alpha. She is greatly displeased judging by her stance and bared teeth.

>Bow in submission
>Attempt to give her the scratch of dominance
>Run and hide, lest you suffer her ire
>Other
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>>45285811
Scratches please
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>>45285811
>Run and hide, lest you suffer her ire
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>>45285811
>bow in submission
Cuck dog incoming
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>>45285869
You approach her and rear up on your hind legs, running your foreclaws along the length of her leg, in attempt to establish dominance. She does not submit, and instead snatches you by your neck and carries you out of the cool water chamber. You are marched through the chamber of bonding with your tail between your legs in shame, and are then tossed to outside. The great wooden portal seals behind you, and when you check the less great metal portal, it too is sealed, preventing you from returning to inside.

Outside is a large place, full of flora and fauns of all kinds. You are not permitted often to leave the barrier of twisted steel, but you have seen the world beyond, and it is beautiful. You sniff the ground, and find several scents.

>Follow the scent of "not a dog"
>Follow the scent of "female"
>Follow the scent of water
>Other
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>>45286004
follow the scent of "not a dog"
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>>45286004
>Follow the scent of "female"
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>>45286004
Follow the scent of "female".
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>>45286053
>>45286056
You set your nose to the ground and follow the scent of a female. It leads you to the edge of the barrier of twisted steel, where you find a small gap just large enough to dig under.

>Exit the barrier
>Stay within the barrier
>Other
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>>45286101
>Exit the barrier
TO THE GREAT UNKNOWN!
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>>45286101
>Exit the barrier
The owner's a bitch anyway
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>>45286101
>(Other) Bark to communicate with the female.
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>>45286136
Good thinking anon...assuming it's nearby.
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>>45286123
>>45286133
You wiggle your small body beneath the barrier of twisted steel and enter The
Beyond.

You wander in circles briefly, before finding the scent of female again and continuing to follow it. The trail leads you to another lair, where a not a dog lies sleeping atop the wanderer's signpost, where wanderers often leave offerings to alphas in exchange for the right to pass through the territory of packs.

A not a dog is a beast that resembles a dog, but has been twisted by evil forces. It is lithe, flexible, and bares claws that can cut through even the toughest leather. They are dangerous demons, but you have learned their ways, and know the method to defeat one in single combat. Still, it may be best to leave the not a dog be, and continue on your way.

>Disturb the not a dog
>Leave the not a dog
>Mark the signpost for your pack
>Other
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>>45286247
Mark the sign post.
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>>45286247
>Leave the not a dog.
They are dangerous creatures, fearsome, and withiut fear. Though we might be able to take it in single combat it would risk injury.
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>>45286247
>Mark the signpost for your pack
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>>45286301
>>45286318
You raise your leg and release the mark of your lair. You are sure to coat the base of the signpost well, until you are nearly dry.

However, when you finish, you sense something amiss. You are stricken in the back by a fierce claw, and whine in pain. You look up and see that the not a dog has woken, and now leaps down to meet you. It hisses, and swipes at you in anger.

>Stand your ground
>Retreat
>Attempt to communicate
>Other
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>>45286429
>Attempt to communicate
We're simply searching for the female!
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>>45286429
>Stand your ground
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>>45286429
Communicate
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>>45286465
>>45286511
You attempt to communicate with the not a dog. You use your most clear and pronounced body language, hoping to somehow get through to the dull and underdeveloped mind of the demon. By a miracle, it seems to understand. It's language is primitive, amounting to little more than savage gestures, and it's face is certainly difficult to watch for its hideousness, but with some effort you get your point across.

Not a dogs are difficult to dominate, so for now you'll have to settle on a truce. In the meantime, the not a dog will need a designation, as all pack members do.

>Roll 1d100, highest names the not a dog
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>45286551
Ouchclaw.
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>>45286551
Cunt
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45286551
Potential Scritches
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>45286551
Inferior
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

Maybe friend shall be the not a dog's name
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>>45286574
You designate the not a dog Ouchclaw for now, and bring him along with you on your journey. He is a terrible companion for conversation, but as you roam together many passersby notice you and praise the both, offering you scratch. It is pleasurable.

Soon enough, the scent of female leads you to a lair far from yours, though you have no way to conceive the passage of time or distance beyond boredom. Behind a wall of tree body you smell the female, and her scent is strong enough as to suggest she is fit to bare your pups. you and Ouchclaw stand beside the tree body wall, and contemplate entering.

>Dig beneath the wall
>Leave, the danger is too great
>Bark, and attempt to gain the female's attention
>Other
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>>45286880
Bark to get her attention.
It's rude to walk in without knocking.
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>>45286880

>other, ask Ouchclaw to scope things out

Or if too stupid

>bark
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>>45286880

Bark bark bark!

Female must know of your presence.
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>>45286880
>>45286924
Sure!
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>>45286924
This
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>>45286880
>Other
Mount Ouchclaw to demonstrate to the female your breeding skills
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>>45287002
I'm okay with this.
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>>45287002

I....yeah this seems logical.
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>>45286924
You order Ouchclaw to scout the area beyond the tree body wall. It takes a few attempts due to his sheer stupidity, but eventually he follows through.

When he returns, he reports the female is playing alone with a chewing orb, and there appear to be no others in sight either outside or through the windows.

>Dig beneath the tree body wall
>Bark to attract the female
>Order Ouchclaw to find a route in, hoping his mental deficiency doesn't lead him into danger
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>>45287061
>Bark to attract the female
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>>45287061
Bark, Ouchclaw is too retarded to trust.
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>>45287061
>>Dig beneath the tree body wall
Awwww yeeeee
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>>45287061
>Bark to attract the female.

We gotta expand the pack.
What dog breed are we?
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>>45287061
>Bark
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>>45287061
>Bark to attract the female.

Bonus points if she's a larger breed than us. We gotta show superiority.
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>>45287061
Bark
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>>45287151
This.
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>>45287120
>what breed are we
Come on OP, we've got to get the important stuff out first.
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>>45287091
>>45287105
You bark to notify the female of your presence. you hear noise from beyond the tree body wall, and sense her on the other side. The two of you work together to gnaw a hole in the tree body wall large enough for you and your companion to fit through.

At last the time has come, but your victory is short lived, as just as you reach the other side you sense another. A larger dog approaches, and using his superior strength he breeches the hole in the tree body wall. Ouchclaw hisses, and you sense you must act quickly to secure the future of your genetic code.

>Attack the larger dog together with Ouchclaw
>Command Ouchclaw to defend you while you begin the ritual
>Flee for now, you will have other chances
>Other
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>>45287120
>>45287448
Small mutt
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>>45287502
>Attack the larger dog together with Ouchclaw
A pincer attack!
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>>45287502
>attack the larger dog with ouchclaw
Then we can double team the female afterwards.
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>>45287502
>Attack the larger dog with Ouchclaw.
Not a dogs are ferocious, and can easily take out Dogs five times their size. The only reason we can fight them in single combat is because we are Super Dog. We can do this! We must secure the female!

What breed is she?
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>>45287556
>>45287570
You and Ouchclaw use your swiftness to try and outmaneuver the larger dog. Ouchclaw, true to his primitive nature, leaps directly into the face of the larger dog, planting his claws as deep as he is able. You can only scoff as the larger dog shakes to and fro, attempting to throw Ouchclaw loose.

You are smarter, however, and choose to attack a more sensible area.

>The stomach
>The neck
>The legs
>The balls
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>>45287502
Attack together. Prove your superiority through numbers, signifying how safe your pups will be!
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>>45287681
>The balls
Ruthless
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>>45287681
>the legs
Cripple him before finishing him off.
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>>45287681
Balls. Even if you lose, his line will be broken
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>>45287681
>The stomach.
It's his weak spot! We'll do massive damage, and prove our worth to the female!

>What breed is she?
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>>45287570
She is a setter, why not
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>>45287726
Anon, it's a dog, not a giant enemy crab.
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>>45287681
>>The balls
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>>45287709
>>45287722
>>45287787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgCZixSjVX0

You attack his balls with an SSS combo of fangs and claws. He goes down in minutes, and though your victory was undignified, you are victorious.

You find Ouchclaw, battered but not broken, licking his wounds as the larger dog whimpers and wiggles his way back out through the hole in the tree body wall. The female presents herself, and you prepare to undergo the ritual.

>Tell Ouchclaw to look away for his own innocence
>Demand he watch your triumph
>Other
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>>45287502
>Command Ouchclaw to defend.
His claws of sharpness will be an impenetrable defense with the large dog forced to negotiate the tree body wall.
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>>45287884
>Tell Ouchclaw to look away for his own innocence
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>>45287884
>>Demand he watch your triumph
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>>45287884
>other
Double team her with Ouchclaw!
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>>45287884
>>45287914
>Other
Double team with ouchclaw!!
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>>45287884
>Tell Ouchclaw to look away
He wouldn't understand.
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>>45287884
>>Tell Ouchclaw to look away for his own innocence
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>>45287914
Why not.
>Double team her with Ouchclaw.
Do it.

But we get the breeding bit. We have to secure us some pups with the large female. I'm assuming Irish Setter since you didn't specify what kind.
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>>45287914
>>45287944
>>45287965
>Other. Double team her with Ouchclaw.
Let's give Ouchclaw his reward for helping us.

I'll assume Irish Setter too, they are beautiful dogs, and one of my friends use to own one.
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>>45287895
>>45287944
>>45287947
You complete the ritual of breeding, and Ouchclaw merely bats at a butterfly near a flowerbed across the grass.

After completion, the female denies you further right to linger in her territory, as is tradition. The deed done, you and Ouchclaw proceed to make your way back through the tree body wall. You are a bit sleepy, and very hungry now. you consider returning home, but are also intrigues by the possibilities of The Beyond you have not yet witnessed.

>Return to the lair
>Find food in The Beyond
>Find a place to rest in The Beyond
>Other
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>>45288025
Darn, just too late. If you want, you can pretend you tag teamed the female, and Ouchclaw got a nip in the nose for his effort
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>>45288039
Oh you bastard, Ouchclaw deserved better than that. Find a place to rest though.
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>>45288039
>(Other)Look for more females.
Maybe even help Ouchclaw find a female as well.
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>>45288061
Now I feel like some autist with "headcanon" but it will do for now.
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>>45288068
Agreed.
>Other. Look for more females.
Gotta spread our dominance y'know.
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>>45288039
>Other
The act of breeding with a female has gifted you with the realization your entire existence to this point has been misunderstood, and the gnawing secret in your heart has come out- you are trans!
>Come out to Ouchclaw as a female
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>>45288128
Going to have to vote for this one.
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>>45288039
>>Return to the lair
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>>45288128
THIS!!
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>>45288068
This.
>Other. Look for even more females!
We are simple dog, with simple needs. You must understand.

We can let Ouchclaw have his turn with the next female
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>>45288128
>>45288149
subtle
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>>45288039

>other, explore the Beyond to gain strength to overthrow the Alpha
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>>45288188
I almost didn't catch it, which means they would have gotten the vote
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>>45288188
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>>45288208
>>45288246
Now that our innocence has been proven, do we get the vote?
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>>45288208
It feels as if we should make a tribute of friendship to Ouchclaw, if we wish to cement this alliance for the future of the pack.
And because he's been areal bro so far
>Find food in the Beyond (but something for Ouchclaw)
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>>45288311
He has been a bro.
We should find him a female.
We should also find ourselves another female.
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>>45288342
But we ~are~ female.
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>>45288128
You feel a sensation of emptiness within you as you come to terms with a truth you had long known, but never come to face. You confess to Ouchclaw that though you were born an extremely virile male, you known in your soul that you are female. Ouchclaw, being a creature of small mental capacity, argues that this cannot be held true, as all creatures have but one role to fill in the circle of life, and to deviate from it is to laugh in the face of creation. You attempt to persuade Ouchclaw, claiming that though nature does indeed decide much, your kind has evolved to a point where often psychology can play a more pivotal role in determining one's outlook on the world. Ouchclaw merely rolls his eyes in condescension.

>Insist that Ouchclaw accept your point of view, under penalty of domination
>Accept Ouchclaw for his perspective, and agree to disagree though you feel he is short sighted
>Go your separate ways. If he cannot accept who you are, you have no need of his companionship
>Other
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>>45288412
I'm torn, but I think we should:
>Other. Look for more females.
I mean, the hilarity of the trans one seems good, but then there's the possiblility of being the dog who got every female.

All of them.
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>>45288423
I didn't actually care about any of this Tumblr shit, I just wanted to get fucked by Ouchclaw.
Accept him for his perspective I guess.
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>>45288423

>other, the scent of a new female brings you back to your senses as a strong, male dog who must spread his seed
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>>45288423
>>45288475
Yerp.
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>>45288423
>Insist that Ouchclaw accept your point of view, under penalty of domination
Wouldn't "domination" just further prove his point that we are male?

Voting for agreeing to disagree
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>>45288423
>>45288475
>>45288481
Please.
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>>45288423
>Accept his perspective, find food with him.
Also, see if we can loot the chewy ball-toy, before we leave. It appears to be an artifact of great power.
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>>45288423
Accept I suppose, but why is everyone being so anti-trans?
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>>45288475
This.
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>>45288423
This suddenly got dumb. I'm out.

Why's tumblr gotta ruin everything?
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>>45288517

It's more anti-trans to use them as the butt of a joke.
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>>45288517
I don't mind Trans people, but I mind the tumblr way they go about with it. So I'm anti tumblr.
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>>45288475
This
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>>45288537
Why assume it was used in a joking spirit? That's anti-trans, to assume anyone rping a trans character is doing it for the laughs.
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>>45288475
>>45288481
>>45288492
You realize your mistake, and relinquish your brief status as a female and return to your previously assume role as a male. Ouchclaw seems satisfied.

The two of you wander a while longer, and eventually become quite famished from all the exercise. Ouchclaw claims to know a place to find both food and fornication, but warns you that the trek will be dangerous.

>Remain in the area you know
>Go with Ouchclaw
>Other

>>45288467
Perversion is a deadly dungeon to crawl
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>>45288542
>Trans
>people
Kek
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>>45288569
So we're intersex now?
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>>45288568

Because >>45288467 pretty much admitted to it being used as a joke.
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>>45288616
I posted >>45288128, but not >>45288467
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>>45288569
>Go with Ouchclaw
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I won't stand for any more of this rabble-rousing

>>45288608
I don't care what you are, let's just get on with the tale
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>>45288569

>go with Ouchclaw

Catch some of that pussy
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>>45288569
>go with Ouchclaw.
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>>45288128
>>45288186
>>45288342
>>45288412
>Be me
>Be cat
>Be not a dog
>Be Ouchclaw
>Minding my own business by some twisted metal wall
>Suddenly a filthy not a cat reeking vaguely of sanitation water shows up
>Breaks language and species barrier to persuade me to join him in following some scent he picked up
>Follows scent to more not a cats
>Huge one charges at us
>ohshittimeforbattle.scent
>Won't let difference in size deter me
>Face beast head on
>Actually attack the face
>Small not a cat goes straight for the balls
>thefuckman.scratchmark
>Continues following scent to another not a cat
>Begins mating
>Right in front of me
>Play with some butterflies trying to ignore the panting
>Walk with not a cat back home
>Not a cat thanks me for help
>Not a cat seems to feel guilty for not letting me have a turn with the female
>i'mfinethankyou.highpitchedwhistle
>Promises that I can have the next female
>Tells me that he is really a female
>mfw
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>>45288643
Fine.
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>>45288569
Ouchclaw seems cool, let's go with him
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>>45288672
The life of an Ouchclaw is confusing.
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>>45288672
>>Promises that I can have the next female
>>Tells me that he is really a female
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>>45288579
Are they men? Are they women? Only time will tell!
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>>45288569
>Go with Ouchclaw
We owe him that much.
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>>45288608
Dogs dont know nor care about any of your Tumblrina shit, you cuck.
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>>45288672
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>>45288672
>not accepting the superior yet not entirely canon double team route
Come on now anon.
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>>45288637
>>45288693
You follow Ouchclaw away from your familiar surroundings, along the black path of shining beasts, for what seems like ages. Eventually, tired and hungry, you come to an alley. Within you smell food, but also not a dogs. Ouchclaw leads you in, and you soon discover the alley is full of not a dogs fighting one another for seemingly no reason. There are no females, and no apparent order to the chaos. There appears to be no hierarchy at all. Clearly the creatures are without sense.

You are approached by a not a dog of immense size, fattened you think on scraps from others he most likely stole from their bowls. Ouchclaw parleys with him, but is batted aside and into a pile of loose paper. The large not a dog growls at you.

>Help Ouchclaw
>Fight the large not a dog in single combat
>Retreat from the alley
>Other
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>>45288834
Help Ouchclaw of course
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>>45288834
>Help Ouchclaw
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>>45288834
>Other
Submit to the not a cat's dominant role as alpha and present your tummy.
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>>45288834

>help ouchclaw

Cats have no honour so single combat would be lost on them
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>>45288834
>Help Ouchclaw.
He's our bro.
>>45288672
Anon, you didn't go for the doubleteam route on your playthrough? You get extra exp tho!
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>>45288834
>Other
Go for the balls and take out the aggressor; its worked in the past.
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>>45288868
>>45288876
You run to Ouchclaw's side and help move the paper covering him out of the way so he can stand. He doesn't seem to badly injured, but his pride is forever wounded.

You turn back to see the large not a dog inspecting a female, and preparing the sick ritual of their kind. To witness it would be to invite your breakfast back from your gullet.

>Turn away and find food
>Attack the large not a dog together
>Attack alone, for the honor of your comrade
>Other
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>>45288961
>attack Garfield together
We're going to heal Ouchclaws pride.
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>>45288961
Attack not a dog together
Only after watching the ritual; we shouldn't be such a prude, we could learn something
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>>45288961

>other, pretend to attack big not a dog but lure him away so ouchclaw can reclaim his lost honor by claiming the female
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>>45288996
>>45289006
This but attack DURING the ritual for maximum effectiveness
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>>45288961
>(Other) Attack the large not a dog together, and then take the female for yourself.
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>>45288961
>Puke on the not a dogs.
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>>45288996
I'd hope that's not what this is.
We won't stand a chance against the King of the Sunday Funnies.
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I'm reading this and all I can think of is something like The Incredible Journey plus Bolt.
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>>45289043
Garfield can be surprisingly strong when he actually decides to give a shit.

Which isn't often.
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>>45289076

Protecting the pussy
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>>45288996
You attack as one, knocking the large not a dog away from his mate. Though he is powerful, his movements are slow and lethargic. With two of you together, fighting as a team, he is nothing but a fat weakling, too tired to even swipe you well.

Unfortunately, every not a dog has his day, and as you bite at his hind leg, you take a scratch to the eye. You lose sight with it, and are unsure if you'll regain it, but your rage allows you to push yourself further, and defeat the large not a dog. He scampers away wailing, and you bark to establish your victory.

You look over to Ouchclaw, and see him already hard at work on the female from before.

>Wait somewhere else for him to finish
>Take the prized female, allow him to have the seconds
>Do as the Romans do
>Other
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>>45289176
>other
D O U B L E T E A M
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>>45289176
>Wait somewhere else for him to finish
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>>45289176
>Do as the Romans do
Only is Ouchclaw is OK with it.
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>>45289176
>Other
Urinate on the breeding pair to prove your dominance.
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>>45289176
Do as the romans do.
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>>45289221
Wait a second hold off on that I just realized "as the Romans do" could have different meanings
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>>45289246
>>45289248
Shit, yeah actually, Be more specific OP.
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>>45289271
>>45289248
It means everything and anything
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>>45289176
>Do as the Romans do.
Pretty sure this means taking a female for yourself.
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>>45289308
In that case, double team with Ouchclaw.
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Why is the doubleteam such a thing? I'm not arguing against it, I'm just curious.
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>>45289358
Agreed.
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>>45289402
Some fag trying to shoehorn his fetish into the quest
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>>45289402
Because it's a savage world out there anon and bro's should share.
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>>45289402
I'm so jaded by internet pornography I can only climax via RP of imaginary cat/dog MMF threesomes.
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>>45289402
Two possibilities.
1. It's a single person
2. The idea was memetic enough to garner a self propagating following. This happens pretty often in quests and if succesful becomes either a running gag or a character trait.
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>>45289176
>>Wait somewhere else for him to finish
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>>45289467
It's the second one. I ain't the guy that originally posted it, but I find it hilarious.

I'm also pretty bored, so there's that.
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>>45289521
Original guy here, me finding it funny isn't the only reason I continue it.
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>>45289212
You tag team the female with Ouchclaw, and though you find the act depraved and filthy, a part of you you didn't know you had is somehow sated.

After finishing, you and Ouchclaw are near starved. Ouchclaw offers to find food nearby.

>Return home
>Follow Ouchclaw
>Continue copulation
>Other
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>>45289584
>Follow Ouchclaw
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>>45289584
Follow Ouchclaw. We're too close to just leave him now.
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>>45289584
Follow Ouchclaw.
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>>45289584
>Continue copulation.
If it's a choice, you gotta take it.
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>>45289584
We could bring him home with us
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>>45289584
>Follow Ouchclaw
We must feed to continue living so that we may survive to fuck more!
Also where is the light orb in the sky? We forgot to inform our pack of our plans to explore and expand our territory and they might be worried!
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>>45289696
Ouchclaw is our pack now, we only exist to copulate with all females of all species; we were transgender only minutes ago, our awareness has expanded beyond that dim hovel we once lived.

>>45289584
Follow Ouchclaw, we need to find new females.
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>>45289600
>>45289634
Ouchclaw leads you a short ways away, to a steel portal that greatly resembles the tree body portals of your lair. He takes a position out of view, and after a few minutes, the portal opens and from it a large alpha comes, bearing a metal food relic. He empties the relic into a nearby trash bin, and retreats back into the steel portal. Ouchclaw hops up, and begins inspecting the contents.

>Ask Ouchclaw to throw down some food
>Try to climb up
>Try to knock over the bin
>Other
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>>45289786
Try to climb up
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>>45289786
>Other. Jump up.
Seriously man, dogs can JUMP.
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>>45289786
>>Try to knock over the bin
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>>45289786
>try to climb up
We must be nimble if we expect to fuck the world.
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>>45289786
>Ask Ouchclaw to throw down some food
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>>45289811
>>45289821
You leap up to the rim of the bin, but lacking the nimble feet of a not a dog, you fall in and are covered in food. That said, you have a taste and find it quite delicious. You begin eating as Ouchclaw does, and the two of you fill up shortly.

When you finally climb back out of the bin, it is full dark out, and you are exhausted.

>Ask Ouchclaw to find somewhere to sleep
>Find your way home
>Other
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>>45289974
>Other
Find our way home, and invite Ouchclaw to come with us
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>>45289974
>Ask Ouchclaw to find somewhere to sleep.
He's our bro now, and tomorrow we've gotta go find more females.
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>>45289974
>Find your way home
Thank Ouchclaw for his aid in our exploration and inform him he is a valuable member of our pack.
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>>45289974
Invite Ouchclaw home with us
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>>45289974
>Ask Ouchclaw to find somewhere to sleep
Fuck the cunt that was our owner, we've got animals to double team.
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>>45290000
can't argue with quads.
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>>45290098
I don't think that slag will let some random not dog in though, even though he's in our pack
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>>45290000
>>45289974

Quads speak for me, mang.
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>>45290000
>>45290050
You invite Ouchclaw to return to your lair with you. He thinks it over, as best as his tiny mind can, and agrees. With your nose, retracing your steps is trivial.

After a long walk, you are back at the barrier of twisted steel that protects your territory, and the two of you squeeze under it together. You approach the tree body portal from which you left, but the small iron portal is still sealed. You rear up and scratch at the wooden portal, the traditional ritual to summon the alphas who control its movement, and before long it opens, revealing all three of your alphas, who whine and lift you from the ground.

They are exited at first, but soon grow annoyed with your food covered fur. Before you know it, you are thrown into a mass of warm water for a cleansing ritual, washing away the scent of your travels, and leaving you fluffy and cold.

You realize only now that Ouchclaw didn't make it inside. You search the lair for him, but he is absent. You try the small iron portal, and find it open, allowing you to pass through. On the other side, Ouchclaw stands proudly atop the twisted steel barrier, gazing out at The Beyond

>Invite him inside
>Leave him be
>Other
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>>45290210
>Invite him inside.
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>>45290210
>Invite inside
Or, if our communication skills allow it, talk to him. Ask what's wrong, and if he thinks they won't accept him or something.
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>>45290210
>Bark in respect, stand proudly.

He knows how he roll. Thug life chose him.
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>>45290210
>>45290257
seconded
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>>45290210
>Invite him inside
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>>45290210
Invite him inside.
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>>45290241
>>45290251
You tell Ouchclaw that he is part of your pack now, and that you will defend his right to live among you and yours. He seems concerned, but you merely reassure him that he will be safe and warm, and after a moment of gazing out at the night, he hops down and follows you inside.

You are spotted immediately by Shelly, who kneels to pet Ouchclaw. He is distrustful at first, but you let him know this is simply a ritual of bonding among dog. He remains passive, and allows her paws to stroke him, soon coming to enjoy the ritual.

To your surprise, Ouchclaw's presence is not detested, though you yourself would have found the idea disgusting only this morning. Before long, he is accepted as a member of the pack, beneath you but above the alpha male, who is useful only for breeding with the alpha female of the pack, as all dogs know.

Your days with Ouchclaw from then are filled with adventure and humping, and neither of you ever need travel The Beyond alone again.
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>>45290378
Beautiful story. 11/10. Would read again!
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That'll be a wrap, hope everyone had some fun! I certainly enjoyed writing this, not knowing at all what would happen. I'll probably keep doing oneshots in the future, or maybe longer runs if time permits, which it will not likely do.

Thanks for playing yall!
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>>45290420
Thanks for the quest, it was pretty great
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>>45290420
>Brotherhood End

hmmmmm. So there were other images you had in mind?

Also great one-shot.
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>>45290378
I had fun, thanks!
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>>45290420
I gotta know, how many pups did our main character end up having?
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>>45290420
A fairly good ending to be honest.

Should have double teamed the owners though.
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>>45290420
This was amazing.

I came.
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>>45290535
W-whoa!

Source plz
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>>45290498
Let's say 6 healthy pups
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>>45290606
Ahri from League of Legends
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