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What kind of strange things might one find on an alien planet?
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>>45272408
Aliens
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>>45272408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn's_hexagon
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
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Tommy Wiseau
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>>45272423
Came here to post this.
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>>45272408
clowns
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>>45272408
Let's go look at Brazil.

Shit gets kinda weird down there.
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>>45272408

1.) Monoliths
2.) Vaguely racist cockroach-men.
3.) JOHJI
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>>45272712
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>>45272855
wait, I'm intrigued now
so how do you tell the bride at a cyborg wedding?
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>>45272408
Is this pic from the Russian version of Solaris?
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>>45273124
The one with the socket is the woman, the one with the plug is male, problem solved.
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>>45273124
the one wearing wedding dress?
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>>45274057
>Not having both
how obsolete of you
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>>45272423
> Came here to post this,
> Settled on saying I came here to post that,
> Saw this,
>>45272623
> And am now declaring that I came here to post that I came here to say "Aliens".
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>>45274034
yeah bro
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>>45272408
Way too many rocks.
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>>45272408
Very nasty bugs.
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>>45274857
>came here to shit talk posters that will say "Aliens" like idiots
>surprised that no one else is doing this yet
>realize i'm the only one who is going to
>midlife crisis till i realize i'm the 1%
>use my 1% super richness to buy a small nation where i sit in my summer home and contemplate lifes oft mysterious path's we small specks of dust wander.
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>>45272408
>What kind of strange things might one find on an alien planet?

Go watch some star trek, and you'll get some ideas. They've got all kinds of weird shit going on in alien worlds.
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>>45272686
Clown planet is sacred ground, protected and guided by the honk mother.

Get out interloper.
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>>45277024
>Clown planet is sacred ground, protected and guided by the honk mother.
>HONK HONK

FTFY
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On an all but dead tidally locked world around a sun so old its almost completely inert you find a broken pyramid 7 miles tall. Further investigation reveals an extensive network of caverns. Everything is surrounded by darkness.
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>>45272408
I always liked the idea of finding dead civilizations whose infrastructure is oddly intact more or less.
Yeah theres some wear and tear and some collapses here and there but thats to be expected in a thousand year old civilization. Whats more interesting though is that it seems its more or less intact but wholly abandoned. welp, time to pack my gear up and go spelunking.
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>>45277656
>thousand year old civilization
You do realise human civilisation is fourteen thousand years old at this point?
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>>45277942
>You do realise human civilisation is fourteen thousand years old at this point?
If people realize this, they'll just keep adding digits to their fictional timescales in a vain effort to make it sound profound or impressive.

Can you even imagine having to deal with people trying to push the idea of a million-year empire?
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>>45277942
I mistyped. Meant "thousand year dead".
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>>45272712
>Vaguely racist cockroach-men
Space turks
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>>45278012
In The Night Land the surviving human population lived an a huge arcology for 13 million years at least before it was destroyed by forces of inhuman malice.
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>>45272408
Belgium.

I mean, what the heck would it be doing there?
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>>45278365
>be captain Ayynon
>serving the glorious Ayy Federation
>our mission: explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no Ayy has Lmao'd before

>oh boy another blue planet
>Okay this one has life based on carbon and water, nothing to write home about
>The aliens here are also made of meat. But that's okay, we keep going
>Pick up some locals, probe them, get the to build ziggurats, standard operating procedure
>see pic related
>AreYouFuckingLmaoingme.jpg
>It's sandwiched between like three state-entities that should have eaten it centuries ago
>Has some of the weirdest fucking culture I've seen in millennia of service
>Make a report about it, send to the eggheads on Ayyrth
>Get a medal for discovering the anomaly known to its local species as "Belgium"

Feels good, man.
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>>45279117
You at least brought back Liège waffles right?
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A drakkar

FUCKING VIKINGS
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>>45274075
Smart anon
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>>45279541
As if cyborgs, humans that long ago realized how inefficient the fleshy body is, would decrease range of motion and make themselves a bigger more visible target. Thats how you get shot by the fleshbag guerilla's.
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>>45272707
Brazilian here, can confirm. Our culture have lots of weird stuff.
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Odd plant life, different atmosphere composition, and weird ass weather. Saturn has raining diamonds, maybe make it so it has monthly meteor strikes since it has a funky orbit around a star which when the meteor strikes hit the surface it's more so the soil clouding the air with hazardous poisons that make it dangerous. Plant life that gives poisons to the soil, but since it can't make poison in it's own it looks near dead so the soil and plant life has a weird relationship with the soil...um...bipedal creatures that VERY loosely resemble humans.

I'm sorry, I'm just spitballing.
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>>45279239
>You at least brought back Liège waffles right?
We returned with many samples of their hydrocarbon rations (for such is the food of that place), and many thousand lmaos were awarded to the ayy who discovered the distinctive flavors of that region. Since that time, waffles have become an exotic delicacy among our people.
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>>45277506
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>>45272408

>What strange things might one find on an alien planet?

Someone who hasn't plowed OP's mom
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>>45281669
Literally impossible.
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>>45272423
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Sand.
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>>45283565
Climb some rocks to keep out of it. Once you have the high ground you should be fine.
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>>45283631
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>>45284073
He should have tried spinning.
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>>45284073
Quick, get the Younglings to help him!
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>>45284168
Why didn't he apprentice them?!
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>>45284256
Because the Dark Side of the Force is a hell of a drug.
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>>45284256
Be cause that's absolutely retarded.

And only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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>>45284256
Because he feared that at least one of them would gain a better mastery of the 「High Ground」 than he had and supplant him as Sidious' apprentice.
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>>45284297
You don't say.
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>>45284405
We did see footage of one of them attempting 「Spinning」

Knowledge of such power from one so young can only be a threat.
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>>45284499
He could have just vader suited them. That seems to stop that sort of technique being possible being made of 900lbs of metal and all.
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>>45274034
You mean the original version of Solaris?
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>>45284532
They could barely afford to put Annie in the suit.
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An OP that isn't a fag.
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>>45284712
If they can afford a death star they can afford a few suits.
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>>45284712
Dude. Scrotum face is rich enough to live in a space lead mansion to hide is force presence. I'll remind you a gram of that shit could fund 10 clones. He could afford a baby vader for daddy vader to go through rehab and rule the galaxy with.
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>>45284532
The cybernetics are more sensitive to sand which s gritty and gets everywhere
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Yeah, it's coarse and rough and it'll chafe your crotch and thighs like nobody's business.
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>>45284950
Thats why you wear the suit!
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>>45285596
It would be extremely painful if he didn't.
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>>45272408
A house made out of eggplant.
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>>45272408
A heterosexual OP.
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