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In less than ten words, the villain says something that compels your character to try and kill them, even if the rest of the group would try to stop you.

What did they say?
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>>44971401

I just finished the last bottle
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>>44971401
She deserved it.
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>>44971401
I'm going to destroy the museum full of irreplaceable historical artifacts.
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>>44971401
The G A M E
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>>44971401

Your waifu a shit
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>>44971401
"You cannot understand my dark soul."
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>>44971401
"I'm not some theatrical caricature. I finished it hours ago."
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>>44971401
Your sister screamed your name till I eventually broke her.
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>>44971401
I killed your father and FUCKED your mother to orgasm.
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"I've got chills."

"They're multiplying."

"And, I'm losing control."
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"Her eye for mine. With interest, of course."
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>>44971401
Say hi to your mother for me.
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>>44971401
"He... he's still... warm..."
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>>44971401
"Necromancy is for FAAAAAAAAAAAAGS"
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>>44971631

What did he finish? Or is this just a reference to watchmen?
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>>44971706
Well, at that point it's just self defense.
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"Whatever man, just kill me already."
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>>44972054
The entire birthday cake. Without you.
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>>44971401
Oh, this skull I'm fucking? It's your brother's.
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"less than "i'm gonna end the world" ten words"
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>>44971401
"You are a slave to nature; I am a slave to nature; man is a slave to nature. That is all we will ever be, so why pretend otherwise?"

Pessimists can get fucked, both in game and out.
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Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?
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"If you don't kill me now, I'll do it again"
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>>44971401
Sepatha (my god) sucks ass.
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>>44971401
I just unbanned Virt
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I visited your family's estate, it looks better in red
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>>44972314
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>>44971599
FUCKING MASTER TOP KEK
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>>44971401
I didn't use a coaster.
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>>44972221
Doesn't that actually make you lose the will to fight?
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>>44972537
That comic so so fucking retarded.
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"Rule 34 of 4chan girl pls"
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>>44972054
Insert whatever plot-relevant time-dependent *thing* the PC's were out to stop.
Be it a coup, or a dark ritual, or, well, a watchmen reference. Finding out that they fought their way through a legion of annoying grunts only to learn that they weren't too late, they were MONUMENTALLY too late, all that would drive my PC to just assault them.
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>>44971401
She didn't cry so much, after the first time.
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>>44971401

"Please don't kill me, I surrender!"

Nothing like an easy kill to get the blood pumping. It's all about racking up those phat XP drops.
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>>44972537
My character isn't Superman. He's much less noble and has more anger issues.
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>>44972314
DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!
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>>44971754
>>44971401
They said; "I cap my own posts on /tg/"
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>>44972527
That hasn't been funny for more than a decade.
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>>44971401
"I didn't kill them. I gave them your disease."

Then the clock strikes midnight and all the innocents he's ever saved raise as ghouls and begin to wreak havoc.
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>>44972314
You win.
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>>44971401

I fucked your mom. She loved it.
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I fucked your mother and sisters and killed your dad.
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>>44972729

Ah, I thought there was a storytime attached.
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>>44971401
"Kill me for loads of experience points!"
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>>44971401
The time has come to an end
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I've just merged 40k into Age of sigmar.
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>>44971401
"Killing me won't bring her back."
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>>44971401
If she has a dick then that makes you GAY!
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>>44971401
"If you kill me you'll be just like me"
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You could have saved them.
Do you even remember them?
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"you're not worth my time mortal"
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>>44971401
>What did they say?
I am worth 12,000 XP.
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>>44971401
You could have saved her, you know.
There was no choice to be made, you only thought there was.
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>>44971401
"I made you break up with her!"
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>>44971401
I got cheeto dust on your controller.
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"You're becoming what you swore to fight. And you're scared."
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"You think I'M the bad guy? Look at yourself!"

After carving through hundreds of mooks to reach said villain.
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>>44974158
Oh dude, I Really like this one.
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"Fuck you, asshole"
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"What're you gonna do, kill me?"
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>>44971401
"Those scribbles are not art."
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>>44971401
HENTAI IS A FORM OF ART!
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>Slaanesh best waifu.
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>>44971401
you did it
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>She was delicious. I thank you for birthing her.
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>>44975824
Sounds like something from a BERSERK campaign.
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>>44971401

"She loves me now."
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>>44971401
I really, really, really, really, really, really like this image
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>>44975420
But anon, that's true
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I really, really like this image.
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>>44972314
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>44971401
I fucked your waifu
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>>44971401
When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrojCw6amM
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>>44976853
>20:52
>>44976951
20:55

Too slow anon, you got got
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>>44971401
Lol! Has anyone even been as far as to go look more like?
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>>44971401
"Your gear will make fine decoration for my study. Try not to bleed on it too much."
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>>44977226
>17 words
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>>44977274
Yes, but villains are never that succinct.
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"Welcome."
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>>44977601
"To die!"
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>>44971401
I'm better than you. You know that.
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>>44971401
Dare you enter my magical realm?
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>>44971401

"I ate your wife and sons. Rumpledipstick tasted great."
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>>44971401
"Running away like always, I see."
It's amazing my DM hasn't tried to use this against my character who is supposed to be loyal to his friends
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>>44977005
But mine is the superior version.
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"You're too stupid and weak to do it..."

If I'm allowed to go over ten

"We both know you're too stupid and weak to finish the job, Walter. Now lock me away so I can kill more of you dumb animals later."
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>>44971401
If I die before you, he doesn't get my soul.

>brother was corrupted to madness by demons and pulled an Eclipse from Berserk
>Only reason he's still human is because I survived Guts style
>Ritual is ongoing until I'm dead or he is
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>>44971401
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>>44971401
Futa is gay, deal with it.
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>>44971401
>"Honhon Tu thought moa was less princess you could score with? Too bad, moa is actually a guy."
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>>44971401
"I'll do this all over again."
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>>44972314
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>>44977601
TO YOUR DOOM~ah,
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>>44980472
>Shake his hand
>Call him a gentleman
>Allow him to resume slaughter

Anon, I think you misread OP.
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>>44980614
*removes protective leather and cloth covering from halberd*
You better take that back right this instant knave.
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I welcome you as an equal.
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>>44980614
Futa isn't 100% straight, but gay/straight isn't like being black, you can have gay aspects and still net out to straight porn.

Deal with it
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>>44980719

Nigga, being black isn't like being black.
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>>44981084
There are shades.
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>>44981208
Black, Blacker, Blackest, and Grayscale
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>>44980680
Halberd huh? Yeah, you like that big, long reliable weapon in your hands, don'tcha straight boy? Cuddle next to it at night too? Y-y'know for protection... B-baka.
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Swag
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>>44972314
YOU FUCKING WHAT!?
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It was me who stole your bag of holding!
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"your patron a shit"
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T'was I who retconned the Squats!
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Can you please leave my room?
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>>44971401
"It was just a fucking dog!"
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"Human lives must end to complete the objective.Even Theirs."

"I was the one who made you kill your brother."
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>>44971401
''Everything dies, even gods of war. I will replace her''

My current character is a paladin dedicated to a God of War. I find declaring a personal intent to attack and/or replace a paladins God is enough to warrant the paladin going full murderhobo on them.
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>"I made sure that she loved every minute of it"
>"It doesn't matter, you'll never see her/him/your family again"
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"Welcome, travelers! Could I interest you in my wares?"
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>>44981383

Your character would be wrong to kill him... Death is too good for that monster.
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>"To me, it was only a Tuesday"
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-grabs your dice without asking-

-folds pages in your rulebook "for later"-

it's just a game, anon

i would've grabbed a coaster if i wanted one, anon

how rude of you
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>>44971401
"You needed worthy opponents."
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I might not tie my shoes yet, but I can fuck your bitch
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"H-hey... *cough* Did I ever tell you how much she loved carnations?"

After the famous jester thief tried to yank pity out of me using his sob backstory, he held a single carnation out to my character. As I promised to bring it back to his dead daughter's grave, it squirted water in my eyes.

After an entire arc of putting up with that bullshit, my character blacked out for awhile. No one had to stop me. At that point everyone was on board for kicking all the honks and squeaks out of the face painted faggot.
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>>44971401
"That unique item you wanted? I ate it."
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"I'm just doing my job"
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>>44981479
That made Eidolon lose the will to fight though.
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>>44971401
I will force the world to watch My Little Pony.
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>>44971661
Holy shit, that's a good one.
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>>44971401
Elia Martell, I killled her runts, I made love, then I smashed her head in like this
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>>44981594
I'm well aware that this is more than 10 words but i had to post
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>>44973995
kek
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"Would you kindly..."
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>>44971401
I'll tell them what your 'better world' is built on.
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>'Might as well ask-
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"And that's why my OTP is better than yours."

Infinicon is a lethal setting.
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I stole your stuff, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
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"Let me show you my collection of babies I fucked."
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>>44971706
Cause the powuuuuuhr...'s multiplyin!

It's electrifyin!
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>>44971401
The queen was delicious.
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>>44971401
I prefer Doctor Thunder to Dr Pepper, honestly
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Compell Hostility
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>>44971401
"And you see, I built you. In building you, you're mine to control. All the riches you hoard are to fuel my inevitable regime. Nothing you can do to change that. You've done so very admirably."
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>>44982378
I just read "in less than ten words." hurr

"I built you, so your riches are mine. All mine."
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>>44972314
YOU DID WHAT FUUUCK
Oh shit, man, it got too real there for a sec.
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>>44971401
"Pssh... It was nothing personnel, kid."
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I drop loot
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>>44981479
Oh shit. Didn't think I'd ever see another Worm fan on here.
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>>44971401
"I fucked your girlfriend last night"
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>>44982154
Fuck you anon, you got guava juice on my screen.
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>>44971401
He stole mai waifu
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>>44982520
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>>44972314
I don't get it, what's a Virt?
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>>44971401
"Tell your mother the check will be late this month."
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>>44971401
The emperor and Omnissiah are different dudes and both suck
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"Dude. I'm you from the future. SO much child support."
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>>44971401
"I will not repent."
>>44971622
That would do it too.
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>>44971401
Your first child is actually another's! It was I, Dio!
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"Mortal enemy? I'm sorry, have we met? Bad with faces."
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>>44971401
Kill that one, the rest of you can live.
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>>44971401
"This is all just a tabletop role-playing game."
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"Nice magic weapon. Area Dispel. Shatter. Summon Rust Monster"
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>>44978154
Arthur? Is that you?
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>>44971401
"I drop really sick items."
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>>44972218
That's not really pessimist though. He doesn't comment on whether or not it is good to be a slave to nature. For all you know he believes it's only right and proper to fulfill your natural role.
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Yer mum m8, come on yew caaaaaaaahhhhnnnnnt!
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>>44971401
"Come at me bro"
noone did this one? really?
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>>44971401
I'm going to resurrect all the kender
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>>44971401
"I'm gonna sue your ass! I'll get a lawyer and squeeze every penny out of you on account of [various stuff], just you wait! You're finished! Done!"
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>>44981511
God damn I fucking love clowns and jesters
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>>44971401
I told you, you can't hide from me.
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>>44971401
Has anyone told you that you look like a cunt?
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>>44971401
"You're missing the most important thing: cold blood."
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>>44983239
>toad
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>>44971401
I laid in bed with wani
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Easy mode:
>Any of the usual stuff implying harm being made towards his lover, like half of this thread

Normal mode:
"You weak tiny little thing. You can't beat me."
"I dare you."

Hard mode:
"It still controls you."
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>>44971401
I am the reason monster girls are not real.
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Addison never mattered, and you'll never bring her back.

My Rigger's best friend had her brain fried out of her nose after finding a secret Ares file when they were 9, forcing her family into hiding. She came back 12 years later to Fuck Ares' Shit Up and get her revenge. So far she's used a 1-time-only hacking tool on trying to find the file that killed her friend and blown up over 500,000 nuyen worth of Ares gear against her team's wishes.
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>>44971401
>"I didn't do it!"
Oh god, this makes my group so fucking furious, it is hilarious.
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>>44971401
"Diplomatic immunity!"
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"Don't touch me, asshole! Don't you know who I am?"

Works on just about any character I've ever played.
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>>44971401
"Good luck, I am behind X number of skeletons."
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>>44981428
Jolly...
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"Would you please look into my eyes while I am speaking with you?"
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>>44971401
I fukt ur mum lmoa
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>>44971401
"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!"
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>>44973049
Underrated post.
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>>44971401
"All you niggas are gay"
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To Gainsley Flexington, Muscle Wizard

> He was weak, you know. He died weeping.


To Zevin Zelzin, neurotic Necromancer.

> Best part is, I got away with it! Un-fucking-scathed.

^actually occurred, the DM said it and Zevin tried to kill the BBEG

To Lyle DeSade, intentionally That Guy CE Fighter

> Literally anything
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>>44983979
That works a lot better without the "are."
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>>44975420
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>>44972314
???

Could someone explain this?
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>>44984120

Virtualoptim, which I always read as Virtual OP Tim, choosing to believe he was a seed AI set to the task of becoming the greatest troll on 4chan, was an insufferable tripfag on here last year. I didn't really cap anything, since I pretty much stopped reading any thread once he had two posts in it. Others may have capped stuff, or you could look up his name in an archive site.
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>>44984138
Was he worse than Jim Profit or Edward?
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"They screamed for seventeen hours and whimpered for twelve more. We'll see how the rest do."
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>>44973758

"Wait really? I'll become a dragon if I kill you? Score!"
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IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!
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>>44971401
Did I mention I let the Kenders loose?
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>>44984284
Just say you're really McMahon and that should work on most people.
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>>44982693
Virt was a tripfag with a huge boner for elf murder

He also shitposted about other things but elf elf snuff was the most memorable
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>>44972668
It's depressing how many people don't even care about yotsuba anymore

Every time I take a trip to see what's goin g on over at /b/ and I see born of her it just makes me sad
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>>44974734
>vore and casteration by prior arrangement only
Oh my
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>>44984016
And contract "all you" into "ya'll".
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>>44971401
"Remember when your dog was in the furnace? All me."
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>>44981366
I think this would work on any character I played that had a patron
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"Her fear was delightful. I couldn't eat another bite."

This is what happens when the BBEG is basically an emotional vampire who leaves his victims brain-dead emotion-sucking husks and the PC is attempting to protect his childhood friend.
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>>44981514
YOU FUCKING BASTERED

Taking the item is one thing but even destroying a unique item that nobody wants is a horrible thing to do

10/10 would magic missile
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>>44971401
"Aluminium."
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>>44984781
That's correct
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>>44971401

Tabletop gaming is for nerds.
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>>44971401
Sorry, that name doesn't ring a bell.
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You disappoint me - again.
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>>44984845
No it isn't. The person that discovered and documented it as its own element wanted Aluminum, like Platinum.
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>VENGEANCE IS MINE! AT LONG LAST BLAH BLAH
>*rubs hands* let me propose a trade...
>Your father and mother have been very useful!
>I will do to you what I did to her! I wi-
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>>44971401

"You're coming back with me, my child."

Or, for my other character.

"You better sit down and behave, bitch."
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>>44971401
In the D&D game
> elves are better than orcs

in the werewolf game
> you deserve it, you're a metis.
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>>44971401
"Have you ever gamed with normies /tg/?"
"SJWs are invading the hobby!"
"Gaming is too conservative!"
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I fucked your cat until it puked blood
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>>44971401
"Illusions are a wonderful thing. Your family couldn't tell."
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>>44985411
Sir Humphry made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812. His classically educated scientific colleagues preferred aluminium right from the start, because it had more of a classical ring, and chimed harmoniously with many other elements whose names ended in –ium, like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, all of which had been named by Davy.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/articles/aluminium.htm

>at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812.

>and finally settling on aluminium

>aluminium
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>It's all for the greater good. Surely, you understand.
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>>44971401
"I'm a good person, but the key is my heart."

They're telling the truth. Make up your own reasons as to why they turned to villainy.
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>>44971401
>"Futas are dudes and you're gay."

Party is all elves.
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>>44971401
I've wracked my brain for over half an hour and talked to my GM and two other players, but we can't think of anything.

There's nothing that a villain could say that would spur him to such a rash action. Nothing is left of his existence to destroy or a part of his past to explain in a way that would cause him to lose it. There are plenty of things left to scare him, but there's nothing else to be mad about.

It's kinda sad that I've made such an emotional null of a character.
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>>44971401
"Bet ten gold you won't kill me."
Easiest ten gold ever.
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>>44971401
"You don't know your first daughter, but she knows you."
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>>44971401
It doesn't matter, I've already had enough of her
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A dog? You came all this way...for a dog....
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>>44990317
What no fuck dogs I came for the cat
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>>44983826
"Extraterritorial rights"
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>>44990317
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>>44981479
>>44981545
Actually, this could work for a 4th-wall breaking villain against a good aligned party.

A villain that instead of trying to escape his imposed destiny, has embraced it and has made his mission to commit the most repulsive and inhuman acts of villainy possible.

Why? Because he was not to blame. He knows that he is going to lose against the players. He knows that he doesn't stand a chance. He's going to die.

And yet, he can claim one final victory by letting them know that their desire of adventure and glory are the ones responsible of his creation, and thus, of the destruction and suffering he caused.

Also, without actually breaking the 4th wall, just like the Joker, make a villain that solely exist for them. A character that strives to become more powerful and evil just to provide the heroes a challenge.
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>>44984158
Yes.
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"Dominate Person: Kill me"
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>>44971401
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>>44971401
She never stopped believing you would save her...
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Bagpipes are shit and you're shit.
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Mr. Rogers was a horrible person
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>>44971401
But for me, it was Tuesday.
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>>44971401
"Aluminum."
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>>44971401
>"Of course you would turn away. *She* did the same."

honoring the legacy of her sister is my character's main drive throughout the whole campaign & her entire life in fact
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Go home and get your shine box.
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>>44994060
I don't get it.
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>>44971401

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
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>>44994322

Americans say Aluminum
Englishmen say Aluminium
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>>44994411
So linguistic autism causes people to kill one another? That's autistic
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>>44994411
everyone else also says Aluminium

>>44994468
autistic dumbasses will sperg over everything. autism. the thinking man's punchline
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"You cant stop me."

Literally everything ever needed.
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>>44971401
your waifu a shit
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>>44983659
To be fair you can't see his shell
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>>44971401
"I cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction"
My party is all murderhobos.
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"I hate the sun, and you worship a false god"
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>>44971401
"You won't save any of them."
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>>44973668
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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"I forged your name onto Santa's naughty list"
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"I'm kicking your ass and sending you back to prison!"

My current character just spent 20 years in the toughest prison around, his response will be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKEetroaag
Followed by hitting the fool with every spell he's got.
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>>44988248
I found one that might do.
>"They'll all die again, and again. Leaving you behind."
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"I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN!"
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