Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ; lose at space chess, gain a shiv, peter deals with princess, read his book while working out, learn where all the bird shit goes aswell as harpie engagements, slight lewd ya harpies, meet human supremacists and after internal debate leave them alone, learn mo' shit, agree to some things, do some things, meet ratboy geniuses family, get in a fuck off, which you win, fight a demon girl and escape unscathed, send a message, thread ends, discuss possible timeskips and prison escapes.
And that's where we left off.
You wake up in bed nursing a slight headache, everyone else in the courtyard already evidently.
You see Esteban round the corner to the courtyard as you sit up, so at least you aren't late or anything.
You get dressed, pocket your shank into your waistband, grab your shit, and yawn.
>what do today?
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You head to the courtyard and find the human supremacist group.
"Hey Kyran, hope you're feeling better than earlier, you were acting really wei-"
"I want to be the don of this group."
"Kyran... You maybe humanoid, but, not only have you done nothnig for us, but I can see the mando in you."
"Yeah, a member with that you could be yeah since you're human enough, but the don, no. Not pure enough"
Rolled 45 (1d100)
Okay how out this then. I beat everyone one of you till your on deaths door. After you get outta the hospital I do it again. Repeat ad nausea. Then you make me Don. Or we skip that entirely unhealthy part and be friends yeah?
Roll for intimidate.
"Okay how out this then. I beat everyone one of you till your on deaths door. After you get outta the hospital I do it again. Repeat ad nausea. Then you make me Don. Or we skip that entirely unhealthy part and be friends yeah?"
You hit an intimidating pose
"How about fuck off K? You're being unnecessarily assholey here"
You hit a seductive pose
"Well how abou-"
"We're going, come back when you're feeling not so weird, faggoty, and aggressive. Bye K"
and with that they start leaving
>what do now
You let them walk away.
You'd go ask the warden about the holonet, but you saw something in his offices about no access to that kinda thing ever.
You head out of the courtyard towards to the library, and thankfully it's open.
You look around.
There's a whispering coming from one corner, the librarians in, and they've finally got some new books in.
You go find a mental health self help book, and sit down to start reading the fuck out of it.
It's safe to say that this is uncharted territory, though it does say making peace with yourself is the best thing todo in times of uncertainty before moving forward.
Maybe that'll help.
You read a few more , then a few more, then a few more.
You've probably pissed off the librarian with how many books you've pulled out now.
At the end you've found out nothing new, since the only thing similar to your thing wasn't actual people.
You put all the books back, not sure if they're in the right places and sigh.
>What do now
You head to your normal spot on the courtyard and start working out, Slam once again providing a Solo while Eaturn watches from a distance scornfully.
You make light chat with Slam and Esteban as you pump iron and squat and everything else your routine entails.
"So where's your other harpy K?"
"Whatever, anyway, I sent your message out"
>what do now
3 hours pass of getting even swoller, and aching afterwards due to no force heal being used.
Shouldn't rely on powers to work out really.
At the end though you're lying on your back on the cold astroturf just panting and looking up into the part of the sky not covered by the dome.
You just lie back and think for a while until esteban kicks you.
"Lunch time puto"
You stand up and sluggishly walk to the cantina, arms bulging.
You get your food and sit
>Where, with who, and what do/say/act like
You take your tray of food and park yourself next to Esteban, intent on just eating today without problems.
The boss looks at you, and passes a note sneakily.
"Need to meet with Rat Queen, but she's ignoring me. score me a meeting and i'll owe you several"
It seems he doesn't want to talk about this out loud.
You throw your head back and catch a paper plane.
"this isn't over you know!"
You don't know who this is from but okay, sure you think before you crumple it and fuck it in the bin across the room.
You snack hungrily, getting seconds and thirds, and coming back with fourths, discover someone did something to your seat.
You're not sure what, but it's definitely different, so you change seats to the one on the other side of esteban and eat normally.
Well, lunch is over now, and people will start filing back to the courtyard or whatever in a minute or so.
>what do now?
You head to the rat queen and meet her
"Kyran, what can i do for you, apart from a shower, honestly, please don't come around here smelling like excercise again, makes me sick"
"Sorry, anyway, i'm here on behalf of big guy, he wants to meet with you"
"Aha, does he now? Tell him tomorrow after lunch then."
"Also, a strapping lad like yourself should head to the sports area more often"
She gestures to a window in her tower which out of you can see a track and field area.
"You didn't know? You're welcome. Now shoo"
You leave and head back to get more swole even more, esteban shaking his head when you head back to the weights.
You have no harpy music this time, due to slam having spent over three hours today singing straight and Eaturn still blanking you for some reason.
You put your all into this workout, straining, grunting, shouting, force healing, just doing your best possible workout, and after an hour you're done again, leaning back on the cold ground fucking water into your own face.
>what do now?
You need to shower, you're fucking so musky right now.
you head to the shower stopping Esteban on the way
You open your mouth and remember the boss was really secretive about this, so, careful wording.
"Tell the boss I said tomorrow at lunch"
"just tell him"
You get in the shower and work out even in there, getting swole and clean at the same time, stealing a thing of someone's clean clothes. swapping the items in them round, and heading back out.
>what do now? literally, the galaxy is your oyster, dream big, but not too big, you're in jail
Every workout cheat has a negative to it, even if it's not apparent, instant, or that bad.
There's one mando in this prison, but they're a duchess satine kind of mando.
You go the the trash compactor and see it's been recently used, so Esteban shouldn't have lied about the message being sent off.
You ask him anway and he confirms it, and also tells you "No kyran, shivball isn't a thing"
You use the force to detect hot singles in your area, and discover hundreds, so instead go find your Eaturn.
You find her looking at you from a corner and confront her.
"what's with you eaturn" you say in harpy speak.
She just keeps looking at the ground, huffing and grumpy faced.
if you say so bruv
i guessed so
not good enough to do that, limiter game too strong
You start whistling a song at her, and eventually she joins in, dejectedly mimicking the tune and pace you're setting, eventually getting cheerier and chirpier and improvising more throughout.
Eventually by the end of the song she's bobbing about and smiling, but when she sees you doing the same, she remembers she's ignoring you right now.
She looks back down, though you can feel she wants to stop doing this, and you can feel her gaze on your pocket.
>what do now?
"See something you like?"
"Speak up then"
"You want the nut do you?"
"Come on, why, or no nut"
"B-because it makes eaturn eaturn instead of not"
"Y-you already touch eaturn, eaturn not being eaturn, bad thing, want to be eaturn to your eaturn, so eaturn belongs to eaturn and no one else"
she doesn't have any
she doesn't know what they are
that word won't even translate across
The emperor told Darth Vader that he killed Padme, but then a couple of decades later his children are running around the galaxy stealing death star plans
Why didn't Darth Vader kill the emperor when he found out his children were running around?
Probably the reason he was trying to recruit luke to rule with him, i.e, kill the emperor with him, because he couldn't do it alone.
And he didn't tell him he killed his kids, just that he killed padme
keep your retardation to the general threads, thank you, come again.
You reach into your pocket and pull out the nut and hand it to her.
She holds it tight for a while
She breaks the nut, eating the edible part, and she puts the shell in her pocket, before jumping on you and vesting on you tighter than she has before.
"Us both being called eaturn is confusing, can i call you something else?"
"...Being called eaturn makes me feel warm"
"Do you wanna call me something else then? like Darling or Honey or Captain Coldsteel?"
"i-i don't know what those are"
"How about daddy for now then?"
"...Okay... d-daddy" she mumbles into your shoulder.
Okay then, 1 grumpy harpy dealt with.
Got a couple of hours to kill before night night.
>what do now?
>Formulate plans with the Princess, the Ogre roommate, Esteban, and Ratboy to take out the humans. If the humans won't accept us as their superior, then they may as well be food for the birds.
Well, forget about a future with her. She wants something she knows she'll never being able to have for herself, and it's not our burden to provide that for her. Besides, we have more fun without her on our mind.
to be honest it would probably be possible because we can go about 2 weeks withoud feeding the D and it would probably be possible to just do it like 2 or 3 times a week.
so it would be possible if we practiced some restraint.
We had a chance to break things off at Coruscant, and accept her point of view. Instead, we gave her a cruel hope at what could be if we weren't us. We must learn to let go of our false promises and brooding thoughts.
A parallel I've come across in this Prison Arc is that we're always promising people what could be in the future and failing to deliver in the present. Like with our Force powers, they've made us overconfident and complacent enough to the point where we're like a little lamb with this collar on. It's the promise that any connection we have to the Force will be disastrous for our enemies, which is why we still have the collar on. To make crossing us disastrous without the collar is the trick. We need to invoke the emotion of fear in everyone here. After all, fun isn't fun without the element of risk, which is fear itself.