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>Saudi Arabia’s grand mufti has ruled that chess is forbidden in Islam, saying it encourages gambling and is a waste of time.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/21/chess-forbidden-in-islam-rules-saudi-arabia-grand-mufti

It's happening!
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Oh well. How far does his religious power stretch? I hope it's not far, otherwise it'd be a big bummer for all the muslim /tg/ players.
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>>44919379
>chess
>gambling

All that oil money and so little common sense.
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>>44919379
I bet he never even played chess.
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>>44919379
>Saudis
>Real muslims
>Muslims in general
Top kek
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>>44919404
A saudi religious nutjob? They can grow some pretty long arms on occasion.
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Chess is haram, but raping infidels and killing homosexuals still Halal, truly Islam is a progressive religion of peace, I'm so glad we have Saudi Arabia defending himan rights for the UN.
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>>44919404
>How far does his religious power stretch?

Saudi Arabia is largely responsible for 90% of the Islamic terrorism we've experienced in the past 20 years.

Yes, all of it. If he says it should be forbidden, you'll be damn sure Germany and England are going to start de facto banning it within the next 20 years.
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>>44919379
Says nothing about Go
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>>44919557
>I must insert my politics everywhere I can
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>>44919616
That's furfags for ya
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>>44919379
>Chess
>A game extensively developed by Muslims
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>>44919379
Pawn to b5.
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>>44919379
Well what can you expect from a country that still beheads people for witchcraft?
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>>44919379
>be grand mufti
>islam boy wants to play a game of chess
>never played but want to see him grow up believing in me
>start playing
>no idea what I'm doing
>this 6 year old kid wipes the floor with me
>laughs
>fucking waste of time, chess is stupid anyways I play for fun not competetive like him
>ban chess
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>>44919379
> Chaplains forbid the playing of chess among Space Marines, since it promotes the heresy that black, which is clearly the heretical side, can actually win.
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Oh well, so long with chess, i hope rpgs aren't banned too
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>>44919712
You're assuming Saudi Arabian bookstores are even allowed to sell anything but copies of the Koran & Hadith.
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>>44919626

>>A game extensively developed by Muslims
Persian Muslims
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>>44919712
I don't think they make RPGs in Arabian.
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>>44919379
Isn't chess arabic or some shit?
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>>44919693
Fuck off Asmodai
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All of you are missing the point.

He doesn't think chess is bad. He thinks gambling is. He thinks that chess is a means towards gambling. In a world without gambling, he presumably wouldn't give a fuck about it. And furthermore, it's not going to be banned (despite how faggoty OP is being). It's just going to be frowned upon, basically. I mean it's up there with fucking music.

So yeah, it's retarded, but it's nowhere near as retarded as you faggots think it is.
>>44919731
And then other Muslims, because that's how trade and empires in general works.
>>44919749
Originally Indian, spread into Persia (which then became part of the Arabic empires) and became a staple. It then spread from said empires into southern Europe.
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>>44919749
No. It's indian.
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>>44919731
>>44919749
>>44919626
Chess probably originates from a game developed in eastern India. It was developed further in pre-Islamic Persia, then continued under Islam and spread to Europe through Moorish Spain.
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>>44919379
NO.

FUCK THAT BEARDED OLD ASS FUCK.

I LEFT THAT DAMN COUNTRY FOR THIS EXACT REASON. THEY OPPRESS SHIT BECAUSE "oh, muh sharia law!".

FUCKING HELL.
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>>44919557
Dank /int/ memes bro.
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>>44919767
Isn't gambling a tradition with the desert people? Or it is waging?
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>>44919818
Whatever the case, gambling is definitely forbidden in Islam (and pretty much every other religion ever. I genuinely wonder why...).
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>>44919830
But this weekend's PowerChess match between Kasparov & Deep Balls is 1.5 billion! I'd be stupid NOT to play!
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>>44919818
Haggling I think.
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>>44919379
>It is unlikely that Al-Sheikh’s ruling will be enforced, and more plausible that chess will be relegated to the status of other minor vices, such as music, which many in the clerical establishment frown upon. Moreover, since the ruling was in response to a specific question, it was probably meant as an advisory opinion rather than a formal edict.

Fucking read the article.
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>tfw Donald Trump will destroy Islam in your lifetime
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>>44919830
Because the house usually wins, which means fewer sheckles going into the collection plate.
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>>44919767
I hate to be that guy, but what the hell do you think certain groups of Muslims do symbols and facilitators of things they "frown upon?"
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About time, those chess masters are always such vice ridden criminal cases. Always hanging out with pimps and drug dealers, singing to kids about chess and gambits.
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>>44919872
>>44919864
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>>44919830
Something to do with vices and sins. I might be wrong, tough.
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>>44919830
You can gamble on all kinds of shit this is a pointless ban
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>>44919886
Nothing about that prevents some non-government Muslim extremists to get into their heads that they need to execute all chess players because they think old beardy there has a point.
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>>44919897
I meant I wonder why it's always considered a vice or a sin.
>>44919914
It was in response to a specific question. Like "hey what do you think about Chess?".
>>44919915
Nothing prevents that.
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>>44919915
Tbh you're a funny guy imo, senpai.
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>>44919379
Chess has a large gambling subset?!

I've been doing it wrong all those years...
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>>44919818
Just on Camel races with slave-children.
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>>44919865
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>>44919973
>he doesn't roll dice to see how far his bishop moves
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>>44919999
And that wossname game where you dump a sheep carcass in the desert and the lads ride off to grab it, and whoever brings the most back wins. Is it baigha?
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>>44919446
>Not wagering ownership Canadian Wheat Board on a game of chess
>Not wagering a dozen white slave girls from your harem on a game of chess

Step it up, infidels.
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>>44919933
Well, usually was considered wicked or only performed by those weak of spirit. Often lead to addction, that often caused harm to you, your family or your family's name. Too much people fell in disgrace over gambling since the invention of gambling. At least, that's what I think it is.
Maybe the devil's involved. Which often is. The devil apparently is omnious like God itself, if you believe everything about it.
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>>44919973
>Not betting on the bloodsport that is chess boxing
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>>44919379
I generally think the people on /pol/ are retards but even a blind chicken can find corn at times.
Those camel-fuckers are a big part of the things that are wrong in the world.

Deus vult when?!
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>>44919379
Obviously, he's a Checkers man.
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>>44920023
That's a really common concept to be fair. People used to take of goose heads.
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>>44920052
I know?!?!?!!! It's just!!??! So?!! Annoying??!
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>>44920052
The crusade starts with yourself, anon.
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>>44919865
2017 can't come soon enough.

Hopefully we're in time to save Germany, it would be a shame if all their breweries got Aloha Snackbar'd.
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Chess has been Haram in Islam forever.

>>44919640
That's not even a legal first move, you fucking moron.
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>>44920074
Just lifting for now and getting a good hairdo first.
Need that Cha/Con/Str to smite some ass.
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>>44919516

What people don't realize is that Osama Bin Laden attacked the Twin Towers after watching Mazes and Monsters, mistaking it for a documentary on the subject. Islamic Fundamentalism, like Christian Fundamentalism in the 80s and 90s, is, in fact, mostly about destroying traditional games, as they are known as the source of most heresy.
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>>44920087
>That's not even a legal first move, you fucking moron.

No move is legal, now.
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>>44919865
>>44920082

>Implying Trump isn't all talk.

Last Presidential Election he was in he talked about he was gonna steal all the money from the rich folk.

Dude will literally say ANYTHING to get attention. You can check his actual competence by how many businesses he ran into the ground with daddy's klan money (and grand-daddy's hooker money).

Trump would curl up into a ball of piss if he actually had to do something without being able to jump ship and ditch his responsibilities.
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>apologists will defend this
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>>44919914

So what happens if people start gambling on what he'll ban next?
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>>44919693
their version (regicide) is actually super more complex though
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>>44920186
You bastard
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>>44920195
I kinda want to see a presidential assassination in my lifetime so I want to see the Americans vote Trump in. I really want to see what the textbooks will say about it twenty years later as well.
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>>44920195
Best get used to it, the last Repub competition is Cruz, an unlikable cunt who people only support because they're afraid of Trump and everyone else has been beaten into the dirt.

The general election is already over. Hillary is about to be indicted on national security violations and Bernie is a crazy self-admitted Socialist who will get eviscerated outside of democratic primaries.

Get ready to be great again.
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>>44920266
Do you actually think that if Trump won he wouldn't t have the best security in the world?
Also maybe not an assassination but both Clinton and Sanders are pretty old and failing, they might die in office
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>>44920266
>In 2016, the United States suffered a case of the herp derp and voted in a talking hairpiece and its meat puppet as President.
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>>44919557
Now, Saudi Arabia and Iran are. Mostly because they are the US and USSR of the region, and by giving lunatics AK-47s and RPGs and telling them to fight the other side's lunatics armed similarly they get their proxy wars.
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>>44920119
I'm genuinely laughing at you.
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>>44920266

Americans never assassinate bad presidents, they just re-elect them.
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>>44920266
Like there will be any textbooks in 20 years if Trump is elected.
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>>44920297
Well, it's not exactly a new thing.
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>>44920186

Okay I laughed pretty hard at that one.
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>>44919616
>>44919623
Whats with all the triggered SJWs?
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ayy lmao, I've seen this guy on /int/ before
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>>44920291
I may strongly disagree with you on a lot of things, but I'm glad that everyone realizes what an asshole Cruz is. I'm actually thinking Rubio might get the nomination; he's young, pretty, latino, and provides the establishment a nice alternative.
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>>44919865
No, Trump has promised to conquer part of Iraq, the oil fields, and make it American soil.
Meaning SIGNIFICANTLY MORE American Muslims.

Also, Trump has no idea how to play Chess.
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>>44920308
>Implying Trump will be a bad president
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>>44920301
That was the intention.
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>>44920291

>Implying I live in America

Huehuehueuh.

Anyone with at least one brain cell can just go look at Trump's business record to see how irresponsible he is and how terrible at management. You guys thought Obama was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.

I'll get my popcorn.
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>>44919933
It's a very easy way to lose a lot of money - it's addictive and attractive to those in fairly bad financial situations.
When most people gamble, they lose money - the family has less food, families fall apart, and if the "house" side is also a part of the local community it builds resentment.

Overall, gambling isn't a good thing to have in the community, from an objective point of view.
Most religious rules are there to make a community strong, or to give rules that will ensure people die less - it's why they ban usury within the religion, or things like eating shellfish, for desert-based religions founded before refrigeration
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>>44920087
No it hasn't. What do you know of Islam?
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>>44920362
>see how irresponsible he is and how terrible at management
Out of all the major candidates right now he's spent the least on ads
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>>44920347

Shame Jeb Bush's ship has sailed, he was probably the smarter brother. Maybe Rubio can pull it off.

Honestly the best we can hope is that Clinton gets elected... but basically becomes an empty shell figurehead for her husband and we get the 90s again.
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>>44920393
He's also gone bankrupt the most.
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>>44920347
There just isn't enough time for Rubio to make a comeback. Cruz is going to hang on to the #2 spot like a pitbull on the leg of an innocent child, and Guac-King Yeb seems to be in the race for no other reason than to backstab Marco as hard as he possibly can.
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>>44920393

That's nice, but not what I was talking about. Go look at his business record. i.e. - Suck at business, lose money, sue people who point out how much I suck, attention whore, rinse, repeat.
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>>44920401
I miss bill
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>>44920406
Still a multi billionaire
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>>44920393
Because he gets it for free anytime he implies RACEWARNOW or calls someone a faggot.
He's mentioned in every 2016 presidential race article in every news publication.
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>>44920401
>Honestly the best we can hope is that Clinton gets elected
hello tumblr
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>>44920297
t- male feminist, and BLM supporter
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i feel like i am the only sandnigger fa/tg/uy here.

It is like hell here, there is literally no one who shares the same intrest around
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>>44920421
You get one shot with the US economy.
His history is ruining half the things he's touched but abandoning ship successfully.

America run by Trump is the same as a business run by Trump. Just because he knows he can step down and blame his Cabinet when he causes an economic crisis doesn't mean we win.
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>>44919379
>>44919379
The famous Imam Al Shafi played chess. This is total bullshit. Nobody cares what the saudi mufti thinks except retards and islamopho... lets just go with retards.
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>>44920453
>the entire US economy is run by a single person
how naive are you?
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>>44920421

Possibly. Remember, he sues anyone who tries to report on how much money he has. He also has the benefit of getting to bolster himself with book sales, and daddy's funds.

However, the point is, not so much how much his business practices earn HIM, but the fact that he sinks businesses faster than anyone. His business record is a scorched trail of collapsed projects and lost jobs. I'm sure Trump will make out like a bandit. Everyone else is fucked though.
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>>44920436
Or everyone who remembers the Clinton presidency.
Most Hillary supporters assume they're getting the Saxy Burgermaster for round 3.
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>>44920082
I want Trump to be elected just to see all the mayhem he will cause.
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>>44920460
>you're a retard if you distrust islam
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>>44920436

Hello kid.
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Okay, but seriously guys... which is the best Presidential Candidate for traditional games and traditional gamers?
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>>44920442
Move to New York and get superpowers.
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>>44920401
>Honestly the best we can hope is that Clinton gets elected
Please no. I'll take Bernie before her, at least with him Congress and the courts will stonewall most of his communist insanity and we can get someone sane in another 4 years.

Hillary "four more Obama years" Clinton might actually succeed in sticking something from time to time.
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>>44920462
He's a bernie shill. what do you expect?
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>>44920300
>Iran

Most Iranian "terrorism" is them backing insurgents who are targeting rival governments. In much the same way Russians, the US, and other countries back insurgent movements against regimes we don't like.

Most Saudi "terrorism" are wahabi-influenced religious/ideological extremists who want to replace existing institutions with their personal brand of Shariah, re-institute a Caliphate, and wage an ideological war on "the west".
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>>44920442
I am moslem but I ain't arab. There is another guy who I meet up at miniature conventions but he is a convert.

I know some arab table top gamers but they aren't really pious types.
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>EU shattering
>Russia dirt poor but trying to be warlike again
>China imploding
>Terrorism errywhere
>US going to explode because they can't elect a single person who isn't a raving shitcunt

Twenty-first century is shaping up a lot more interesting than I'd hoped.
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>>44920462

By having a looney president who gives no fucks because he can cut and run, you lose the veto power holding back the lunacy that a united congress and senate can do.
Not to mention his promised complete reshuffling of the Supreme Court, and support of a complete rewrite of the US Constitution.
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>>44920498
i have actually been there for three months.

It was a nice experience.

>>44920523
well i be
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>>44920497
None of the Republicans except maybe Trump. The rest rely on the religious vote too much and we know how well the religious vote goes with /tg/. It's kind of a toss up between Trump, Hillary and Bernie.
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>>44920531
Yes I'm sure Trump is mad enough to get himself impeached literally days after being elected
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>>44920497
Sanders.

Clinton makes a big stink about censoring vidya so she probably doesn't think too fondly of /tg/ either. Trump will call us nerds and come to our houses to personally give us all swirlies.

Sanders gives no fucks.
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>>44920516
So basically both are funding small groups to attack their enemies for them. Which is exactly what I said.
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>>44920513
>Please no.
Read the second part of the sentence. He means the best you can hope for is electing Bill Clinton using an elaborate meat-puppet as your president.
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>>44920537
>Trump
Would think it's for losers
>Hillary
Would whine about it not being "progressive" enough
>Bernie
the kid who always inserts his political views in while GMing
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>>44920537
Why don't we vote third party and elect Dunkelzahn?
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>>44920442
Not even a joke now, emigrate to the UK.
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>>44920524

And to think all the US needed to do was allow extra parties to siphon off the insane ones. It's almost like having it be just two choices really increases the chance of getting a shitcunt...
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>>44920524
By 2030, they're predicting tan will outnumber white and by 2040 we'll have digitized a brain so someone can live forever Ghost In The Shell style.
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>>44920543

But how will we be able to afford shit under Sanders?
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>>44920346
>Saudi Arabia
>basically the US if the silent majority were in power
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>>44920531
>implying trump would actually do any of that
He says shit to get noticed. I imagine a trump presidency would not be like election trump. He is still a meme president but he blows out a lot of hot air
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>>44920562
Yeah, this is actually the first election that I can remember in which literally none of the candidates are decent people
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>>44920564
If I can have a digitized brain I'd have my shell be blue. Fuck white or tan. Blue's where its at. I wanna be fuckin' megaman.
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>>44920564

Oh boy, does that mean we get to be the minority now?
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>>44920549

If "anyone who gives people in the Middle East weapons/funding to fight political enemies" makes you responsible for terrorism, then the US and Russia are even bigger actors in the Middle East than Saudi Arabia and Iran.
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>>44920401
>Shame Jeb Bush's ship has sailed, he was probably the smarter brother.

It's a miracle that Bush Sen. hasn't mercy-killed all of his loinspawn yet.
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>>44920562
>>44920586

>Be Canadian
>We have a whole slew of "special" parties to stick the socialist hippies and nutcases in so we can get on with a real election.

Feels good.
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>>44920562
It isn't because more than two is banned, its because you have the best chance of raising funds if you stick to the big name where the big money is.

Libertarians do better with the Republican party than as a Libertarian party, hence no Libertarian party. Since votinv Americans see elections as having the best chance electing the least offensive person, a Libertarian will vote for the Libertarian-ish Republican over the full Libertarian of the Libertarian party out of fear a Democrat will get in.
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>>44920610
>We have a whole slew of "special" parties to stick the socialist hippies and nutcases in so we can get on with a real election.
Still failed to stop 2015 man
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>>44920611

Oh, I know its not banned. I was referring to what you pointed out - and that there are a lot of pointless rules that make it difficult for anyone aside from the big two from making any headway.
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>>44920608
To be fair, I get the feeling that W was a lot smarter than he was acting. He played dumb so the media would run their articles focusing on him and all his policies rarely got attention so no one could react to them till it was way too late.
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>>44920597
>then the US and Russia are even bigger actors in the Middle East than Saudi Arabia and Iran.
well, yes
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>>44920618

Yeah, but we can kick him out at any time, we don't have to wait the stupid four year blocks.

Hoping he legalizes weed before he goes, and the Conservatives find a less asshole leader.
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>>44920593
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: not until 2070-90 or so when its noticeable.
>>44920597
This is true. Americans have realized this, but are stuck without alternative. Russia does it because the Americans are doing it, and fuck the guys causing everyone but Czar Putin to fuck up Russia.
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>>44920559
it is not that easy.

besides, how do you expect me to live in a country where everyone hates me? everyone will consider me as a filthy parasite leeching on what little good left in this country.
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>>44920608
Give Dubya some credit, he at least married a respectable woman and produced socially presentable daughters. In an dynastic family like that you can get away with just that much.

Jeb married a goblin and his daughter is a half-ogre chain-smoking bulldyke.
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>>44920656
>socially presentable daughters
They're white Kardashians.
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>>44920632

Then why did this thread just have a conversation that went like...

>Saudi Arabia is the source of 90% of terrorism in the mid east
>No, Saudi Arabia and Iran do

When the reality is that the US and Russia are bigger sources?
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>>44920618
>I'm a useless shitcunt but my daddy was sorta important: The PM
I hate him so much. So much. Only good person in his cabinet Harjit Sajjan who calls him a fuckwit at every opportunity and is trying to prevent the impending doom to our airforce that fourty years of neglect have done to our navy.
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>>44920406
This isn't a good point.
The more businesses you have the easier it gets to look at them objectively and realize when it's a lost cause, or even just not worth the effort to make work. At that level of wealth Bankruptcy isn't a last resort mistake, it's a tactical move - cashing out when the well runs dry, whereas a poor man with one business will run his life into the ground trying to convince himself and his costumers that there's still water.
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>>44920653

Try Canada instead. You might even get to smoke weed soon.
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>>44920653
Move to Canada then, the PM will personally welcome you into the country as a refugee.
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>>44920441
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>>44920656
His daughter is gay.
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>>44920686

Yeah, I'm hoping the conservatives can get it together. I mean, I don't like Trudeau, but Harper was starting to go full retard and a little mad with the power he had over his party and his defeat was pretty inevitable. He basically handed over that win.

Still, I try and stay optimistic - NDP got rekt, so that's a bright side.
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>>44920645
>>This is true. Americans have realized this, but are stuck without alternative. Russia does it because the Americans are doing it, and fuck the guys causing everyone but Czar Putin to fuck up Russia.

Americans started doing it because Russians were doing it in the cold war, and Russians were doing it because England/France were doing it after WWI, and they were doing it because the Germans/Turks were doing it because imperialism/colonialism.
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>>44920691
It's about as good a point as "he spent the least money on ads".
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>>44920291
>Hillary is about to be indicted on national security violations
I seriously doubt this.
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>>44920653
I won't hate you Anon and think of all the soft touch lefties they're contractually obligated to like you, try Edinburgh.
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>>44920698
>>44920710
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>>44920684
And then Europe has to suffer for it.
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>>44920733
I doubt she will but it messed her chances of becoming prez something big
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>>44920266
Yeah, well we don't want that to happen so...
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>>44920653
>>44920721
Canada might be your best bet.

Just remember four simple things:
1. No raping
2. Hockey is good, you like hockey, it's a necessary part of proper cultural assimilation. Just keep your hockey rioting level equal to your native Canadian peers, no beheadings plz.
3. NO. RAPING.
4. Don't live in a mudslime enclave shut off from the rest of Canada, that's how ISIS gets into your brain.
5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAPING.
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>>44920721
Yeah that election was a shitshow for everyone involved. Technically I think I'm registered NDP actually - if for the only reason they held a meeting in my usual bar and several drinks in offered me a t-shirt and some more drinks to sign a paper.

I voted for a local guy in the last election who didn't make it because literally everyone else was complete shit trying to mash together something out of the party lines.
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>>44919379
I totally pity those Saudi arabian fools who want to stay there still.

Hahaha
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>>44920787
>no beheadings plz.
>equal to native canadian's hockey rioting
>NO BEHEADINGS
I seriously doubt that you are from canada
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>>44920787

Honestly, we probably treat Muslims so well not because we're all bleeding heart liberals, and more because we reserve all our intolerance for the Indigenous Peoples.
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>>44920740
Even if Canada doesn't legalize, British Columbia has all the good food, Asian girks, and legal pot with cheap gas and milk plus lots of microbrew beer just over the border in the US. Washington State, ftw.
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>>44920346
>>44920579
This is genuinely terrifying. There was a study made by Islamic scholars in the Middle East maybe about a decade ago literally claiming that the region had been lacking in knowledge.

The professors literally claimed and factually proved that the region repressed the generation of new knowledge and spread knowledge that was factually false.
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>>44920819
Fuck the first nations, they can't drive and steal trucks and get drunk and burn shit. Fuck them fuck them fuck them. Why didn't we finish the slow genocide program we started with the boarding schools?
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>>44920347
Yeah, but he didn't lose the boots.
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>>44920826

As someone who lives in British Columbia that's a little bit... off. Good food is totally true. Asian girls is... TRUE, but the majority of Chinese and Indian girls are pretty meh. Only the top 10% are worth it (though in the summer Japanese tourist girls are amazing). Cheap gas is only in certain parts of the province. And we have lots of microbrew here.

Still, pretty good living here - the libtards are annoying, but not nearly to the level that people think they are, and you can easily ignore the worst. Shit is expensive, but there's ways to get around that too. And outside of the city things are very lovely.
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>>44920847

Yeah, see, exactly. After the first nations, Asians and Middle Easterners hardly rile us up at all.
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>>44920865
The koreans and the japanese are the good looking ones. The chinese ones are kinda, frumpy. Indians are just ugh BO.

Absolutely none of them can drive.
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>>44920436
>be you
>be born in 200X

The '90s were fucking amazing
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>>44920893
>That post-Cold War high
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>>44920893
Unfortunately, Hillary isn't Bill.
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>>44920893
>if she's his wife then that means that she's the same as him
t. retard
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>>44920893
When you perfect that time machine so we can go back and kidnap 90's Bill you go ahead and let me know.

Shillary is not Bill.
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>>44920360
A racist man or at least one who pretends to be to galvanize racist people cannot be the leader of the most diverse nation in the world.
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>>44919379
>The prince of Saudi Arabia has banned Tau from the country, because the Q'uran teaches that "Tau players are all fags"
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>>44920882

The problem with the Chinese ones is by the time the few make themselves look good, it's entered uncanny valley territory - but I think that's more modern fashion. Japanese and Koreans are great but a lot rarer. Why the hell did we have to bow to that racist Governor General in WWII and scare all the Japanese off?

Also, yes, none of them can drive. Do you live in BC too or is this a constant?
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>>44920927
>>44920915
>>44920904

Hey, as long as Bill doesn't have a heart attack, he'll still be around. I know they work closely together so I'm hoping he'll keep a tight hand on her reins and stop her from doing anything stupid.
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>>44920932
So you're telling me that every single president of the US has been a progressive anti-racist liberal?
top kek you're actually retarded
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>>44920947
Saskatchewan, constant enough but really I only get the experience of people that aren't Polish/German/Ukranian/Irish ancestry when skiing in BC.
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>>44920966
> I know they work closely together
It's chilly
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>>44920932
>racist
Illegal immigrants aren't a race.
People illegally violating our national borders are not a race.
Terrorists who have been confirmed to be using the refugee crisis to infiltrate western nations (hi Paris) via their current swiss-cheese security are also not a race.

Try again.
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>>44920991

Wait, Saskatchewan is a real place? I thought those Albertans were just messing with me.
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>>44921011

Well, also, Muslims aren't a race, but I'm not sure if Trump knows that.
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>>44919379
muftis are sour, bitter pedophiliacs.
And arabs.
Makes it triple bad....
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>>44921020
Don't tell anyone. We're supposed to stay in the shadows. We pretty much run the nuclear industry of the world out of Saskatoon. Also we've got lots of potash and wheat.
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>>44921030
Do his enemies?
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>>44921030
Trump is an ivy-league billionaire collegiate with an IQ of 180. He knows perfectly well, and he has not suggested anything racist at all. In fact, he hasn't even proposed anything that Obama hasn't already done.
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>>44920976
No, but most of them have been able to keep it in their pants before and during their term to look appealing to everyone.
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>>44920497
Bernie will make tabletop real.
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>>44921071
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>>44919446

Semites and inbreeding, goes together like their dicks and goats.
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>>44920382

Al-Qurtubi (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: “This aayah indicates that it is haraam to play dice or chess, whether that involves gambling or not, because when Allaah forbade alcohol He explained the reason for that, which is ‘Shaytaan (Satan) wants only to excite enmity and hatred between you with intoxicants (alcoholic drinks) and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allaah and from As-Salaah (the prayer).’ So every kind of game in which a little leads to a lot and stirs up enmity and hatred between those who are devoted to it and prevents them from remembering Allaah and praying, is like drinking alcohol, which implies that it must be haraam like alcohol.” (al-Jaami’ li Ahkaam al-Qur’aan, 6/291).


Al-Qurtubi, if you don't know, is a classical Islamic Scholar who worked on an Exgesis of the Quran.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qurtubi

He was alive in the 11th Century. So yes, it has been generally considered Haram for a long time.

I take it your Muslim, by your little "What do you know of Islam?" comment. Maybe you should take 2 seconds and do a bit of fucking research about your own religion before you make yourself look like a dumbass again.
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>>44921077
>during their term to look appealing to everyone
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>>44920932
Obama was literally elected because people overlooked his total lack of credentials and experience because the color of his skin. And while I've enjoyed eight years of Bush in Blackface, let's not pretend that it hasn't galvanized a lot of people to the Right.
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>>44921104
>So every kind of game in which a little leads to a lot and stirs up enmity and hatred between those who are devoted to it and prevents them from remembering Allaah and praying, is like drinking alcohol, which implies that it must be haraam like alcohol.
Guess /tg/ is 100% haraam then.
Funny, since I'm fairly certain there's at least 72 virgins on here.
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>>44921134
There were more than 72 unique posters in the 'how long till you're a wizard' thread the other day.
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>>44920254

Is the game any good? The Vidya game?
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>>44921158
Not really.
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>>44921134
>>44921148
But maybe 10% of TG is Virgin.
Still 10x the average but not exactly a virgin convention.
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>>44921158
It's got two modes, one's just chess (only the AI is retarded as fuck even on the hardest setting) and the other one is a blend between chess and the wargame.
If you can pirate it to see for yourself, otherwise I'd recommend a pass
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>>44921134
Might allow co-op games, so only 99% Haraam?
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>>44921122
>Receive factual statement
>Respond with cringeworthy memes
Explain how I am wrong, or get back to posting Bernie memes on facebook. Not that it matters, since the DNC has already effectively disqualified your shitty candidate with Superdelegates.

>Democrats
>Nominations aren't Democratic
Huehuehuehue
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>>44920966

It's a marriage of convenience, day to day she hangs out far more with her personal assistant (a Muslim with Muslim Brotherhood ties).
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>>44921213
>cringeworthy memes
watch your mouth faggot
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>>44921071
Also the most physically fit candidate in US history, according to a leading Trump-sponsored physician.
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>>44920966
Bill and Hill don't hang out. They are married for political reasons at this point. That's why they both go around getting pussy.
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>>44921044

Neat to hear there are things between Alberta and Ontario. How is Saskatchewan? I assume it's not as hick and boring as the Albertans say (I think they have a bit of an inferiority complex)
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>>44921259
Marriage is ruining America.
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>>44921286
Saskatchewan is pretty exactly as boring as the Albertans say with the sole exception of Saskatoon and making fun of Regina's everything but especially their name.

We're better than fucking Manitoba though.
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>>44921213
You seem upset autist-kun.
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>>44920460

That's why half the world celebrates Eid on the dates dictated by the Grand Mufti? (Even though they are god fucking awful at astronomy.)
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>>44921317
Lost it at "listens to fucking ska"
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>>44920421
The people at the top of the company aren't the ones who usually get fucked.
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>>44920940
He must be enlightened by the greater good
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>>44921071
W A L L

A

L

L
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>>44920300
>AK-47s
AKMs, you uneducated gunless homo.
AK-47s can be found mostly in museums these days. And occasionally in some black tribal dude's rape hut but that's beside the point.
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>>44921071
>IQ of 180
That's not how IQ works
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>>44920557
>Hillary
>progressive
>wut?
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>>44920576
Can't know for sure unless he's elected. We'd have to see what parts of his agenda get pushed through. The answer though is taxes on the rich hell yeah .
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>>44920557
>Trump
Would gives players hilarious freedom, but the campaign would ultimately be a contest between players with only one 'winning' and becoming the next campaign's DM
>Shillary
Probably just bland and miserable.
>Sanders
O-orc lives m-m-matter, you guys...
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>>44921104
>al-Jaami’ li Ahkaam al-Qur’aan, 6/291
If you take a look at the aayah he is actually quoting from, it goes like this

> O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allah ], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.

>Satan only wants to cause between you animosity and hatred through intoxicants and gambling and to avert you from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. So will you not desist?

In no way does it mention games like chess are haram, it just says that the act of actualy gambling is haram. I disagree with his interpretiation, i feel that he is trying to use a slippery slope arugment and is trying to say that games like chess can lead to gambling, but this is not really true.

Though i wont lie, games like Csgo are showing that esports gambling is becoming a thing, playing games by itself is compeletely fine
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I was going to write a huge ass post about the evolution of Trump over time and his constant flip-flops to appeal to "fringe" voters. I just get really charged up about politics ever since I attended a seminar by a bunch of politicians about how America was dying due to party polarization and it was the largest threat to our way of life. I'm not going to though because I have to leave.

I wasted like 3 minutes on it so I decided to waste at least a few seconds of your time by reading this. Polite sage.
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>>44921421
>entire campaign is based on pandering to feminists
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>>44919379
I happen to be an expert on insane religious leaders.
What this means is, 'Saudi Arabia's Grand Mufti, loses at Chess, and is quiet bad at it. Bans it.'
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>>44921308

I have heard Saskatoon is nice - got some nice stuff there? I've also heard Regina is pretty miserable, along with Winnipeg.
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>>44919509
They're as real as real can be.
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>>44920794
> I think I'm registered NDP
> being registered for a party in Canada, a country that doesn't register party affiliations
> American pretending to be Canadian confirmed

Pro tip for pretending to be Canadian: We don't register people for parties, but they can join as members outside of the main electoral process. Party members get to vote for who to choose as the party leader and who put on the local ballot. Being a card-carrying member of a party almost always involves paying dues. Even the NDP charge a few bux annually, except to Newfies because those guys are poor enough as it is.
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>>44920999
> kissed husband less enthusiastically than kissed president

Patriot.
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>>44921622
>I happen to be an expert on insane religious leaders.
What a shame that you forgot to mention how far Islam takes the ban on idolatry. It goes literally to the point where only girls are allowed to play with dolls, and only prior to menstruation, because anything else is fucking heresy. This is why it's such a big deal that Aisha played with dolls in the Qu'ran: this means that even by the standards of the time, Muhammad was a pedophile. Let me repeat that: he was a kiddy fiddler by the standards of people who married 12 year old girls.

Islam's conservative clerics aren't insane, they're very intelligent people rationally applying a fucked up ideology.
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>>44921308
> being better than Manitoba

Manitoba is literally the place you drive through to get between Saskatchewan & Ontario. I remember in high school taking mom's Camry up to 180 km/h on that one road because it was so empty and so flat you could literally just see the one other car fifty kilometres ahead of you, and that was it.
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>>44919493
Probably got caught cheating in a tournament and made this rule as a "if I can't play it no one plays it" dick move.
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>>44921798
What would you call Bill if Hillary won?

First man?
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>>44921104

A five second google doesn't make you an expert on Islam. Al Shafi played chess but I am sure you are not interested in a theological debate. Here is a friendly tip next time you want to decide who is muslim and who is not: Go and fuck yourself
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>>44921870
Have him walk around with his saxophone all the time, call him the presidential bard.
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>>44920342
Mohammed a good boy. He dindu nuffin.
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>>44920082
>implying the Germans won't remember how to camp as soon as the beer is threatened.
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>>44921849
Saskatchewan is literally the place you drive through after Manitoba on your way to Alberta. Or the place your plane stops off in when the weather gets kind of shit.
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>>44921870
First Cuck
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>>44921815
So being a brony is illegal? At least they've got one good idea
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>>44921815

But... wait... wouldn't he have had to put in the ban on idolatry in the first place for us to be able to tell ages by if someone is playing with dolls? Or was the ban pre-Islamic too?
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>>44921870
They call past presidents Mr. President as well I believe.
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>>44920999
Holy shit, she's perpetuating the stereotype.
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>>44921980

>Forbids bronies
>Supports molesting lolis
>Super edgy

Why isn't 4chan all muslim?
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>>44922006
bacon
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>>44921985
I think Aisha married Muhammad somewhere in the 620s, around which time Muhammad had been gathering followers for a few decades, and only a handful of years before he conquered Mecca. I think he'd be in a position to enforce his rules at that point.
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>>44921874
Shahih Muslim Book 028, Number 5612
https://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/028-smt.php

> Chapter 2: IT IS PROHIBITED TO PLAY CHESS
> Buraida reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine.

Anyways it's all rather moot. Unlike, say, Catholicism, Islam is a decentralized religion with thousands of minor theological disputes of this sort. It's actually meaningless to ask "Is X forbidden in Islam?" for the vast majority of things because there are tons of fatwas & hadiths both ways. Almost all you need to call yourself an Imam is a nice abaya to wear and a few gullible people to follow you.
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>>44922003
I doubt that at this point their marriage is anything other than instrumental. Just look at how far being "the wife of" got Hillary in politics. Divorcing him would be political hamstringing.
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>>44921870
First Laddy
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>>44922055
That name is literally the only reason why she isn't being tried for treason.
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>>44922006
>Edgy
It's not exactly edgy if a full fifth of the planet and rising holds to the ideology. By contrast there are like half as many Western secularists (and that number is falling) which means that technically, WE are the edgy minority, not them.
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>>44922075

You can say that of any American politician though. Dick Cheney never got anything for spilling classified information about American spies.

If you got the money and the power you can get away with anything.
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>>44922075
Just what treasonous act is she supposed to have committed, exactly?
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>>44922048
>Anyways it's all rather moot.
Not him, but not really. Unlike any (except some American retardo-Protestant sect) Christian sect, all sects of Islam consider the Qu'ran the literal word of God, dictated to Muhammad by Gabriel from the Eternal Qu'ran which exists alongside Allah. There is literally no doubt about anything in there.

You did not directly quote the Qu'ran, but you did quote a Hadith (from Sahih Muslim, which is qualified as Sahih ie. the highest quality and reliability of reliability in Islamic tellings of history) in which Muhammad, the messenger of Allah and his direct mouthpiece (if you ignore those pesky Satanic verses) said that it is forbidden to play chess.

Other than acknowledging that Muhammad is not the messenger of Allah, or that Satan played yet another one of his tricks and Muhammad was entirely unable to tell this (yet again), there is no reason for any pious Muslim to believe that it is allowed to play Chess. Either Muhammad is not the messenger of Allah (heresy), Satan inspired this verse (heresy) or the most reliable of all Hadith are not reliable (heresy). Decentralization or not, this is on par with a Christian saying Jesus didn't die on the cross.
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>>44919557
The Swiss are predicting a German civil war in the next 2 years.
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>>44922156
Sure whatever.
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>>44920406
He hasn't gone bankrupt once. Three businesses out of the hundreds that he owned went bankrupt. In one case, it was the same one twice. Trump himself has never filed a chapter 11 for himself, he just axed a few failing businesses. If you knew anything about business you would understand that this means nothing.

Please check your facts before repeating them.
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>>44922128
Killed a very important EVE Online player with her incompetence.
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>>44921815

There Hadith Bukhari goes against the Qoran in this case which would not be the first time. According to the Qoran a muslim cannot marry a person who is not mature enough to give consent and uphold a solemn legal contract. The other part that is required is mental and psychical maturity. I am not familiar with the english versions of the Qoran but it should be 4:6.

But I guess you just want to say all muslims are fucked up and idiots because it is fashionable.
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>>44922128
A female democrat with a significant measure of power?

That has to add up to at least two counts of high treason. It's in the constitution. Somewhere.
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>>44922156
I hope so. Hear about the 13 year old raped for two days straight by "refugees?"

kek. Enjoy your "progress" guys.
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>>44922056
Top Lad
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>>44922143

>hadith not reliable heresy

Again, what makes you qualified to judge this? On what basis do you get to decide what is allowed for muslims and what is not, please tell me?

> Either Muhammad is not the messenger of Allah (heresy), Satan inspired this verse (heresy) or the most reliable of all Hadith are not reliable (heresy). Decentralization or not, this is on par with a Christian saying Jesus didn't die on the cross.

This is a completely ludicrous statement, if you came to the Islamic Republic of Iran and said something like this, you would get laughed at. Is it because they are not muslim according to your bullshit ass criteria? Hadiths can and have been proven unreliable, and chess playing chess is nowhere near clear cut as you want to make it to be.
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>>44922191
>But I guess you just want to say all muslims are fucked up and idiots because it is fashionable.
I will never say this as a blanket statement about Muslims. I'll only make such blanket statements about Islam as an ideology and Muhammad wherever appropriate.

As for the contradiction between Bukhari and the Qu'ran, Surah 4 does nowhere dictate when someone is deemed mature enough for consenting to marriage. Considering Muhammad was bethroted to Aisha at age 6 and married at age 9, we can presume by the logic of the Islamic sources themselves that this age is 9.

Unless you want to doubt the validity of Sahih Al-Bhukari, of course, but then you either have to throw all the Hadith out of the window (and thus a lot, if not most, of the knowledge of Muhammad's life and actions) or cherrypick based on standards not used by Islam's most respected scholars.
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>>44919379
Christ, why did you post this here? You KNOW it's only gonig to attract /pol/ shitposters...

Oh.
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Chess is not expressly prohibited but it does fall under the caveat that if one plays it (or any other game or pastime) to distraction to the point of neglecting one's prayers or other Islamic duties and requirements, then it is prohibited. If one plays it occasionally- and not in connection with other activities that are haraam (like gambling) then it is permitted.
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>>44922290
>Again, what makes you qualified to judge this?
I'm not, that's why I don't judge this. It is Islamic tradition that designated the Hadith as the second most important source after the Qu'ran.

>Hadiths can and have been proven unreliable
Which is why I generally refer to those declared Sahih, or the highest order of reliability. The only way to get out of under that is Qu'ranistic Islam, and last time I checked Persia was Shia, which acknowledges the Hadith as authoritative.

Going by Qu'ranism... yeah, we have no evidence of how old Aisha was when she got married to Muhammad.
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>>44922343

But you are saying that the hadith is more important the Qoran. I am sure it is the other way around. The Qoran specifically says that the persons getting married must be mentally and physically mature, most nine year olds do not meet this criteria. I am muslim and where I come from (bosnia) child marriage is seriously shunned upon, (except for maybe among the Roma).

I am lucky if I get fucking married before 30. Or at all.
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>>44922156
>The Swiss

As far as I remember, the only people predicting that are US Americans, who are known to derive sexual excitement from the idea of a race war, so they have been predicting one SOON since the fucking 19th century.
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The goal of the islamic leadership is to remove all fun. When young men are board they become desperate for purpose and that's how they end up joining XTREMist groups
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>>44922143
> this is on par with a Christian saying Jesus didn't die on the cross
No it isn't, because even though it's a Hadith, it's not a central tenet of faith like Jesus on the cross. Yes, strictly speaking Islam says that Hadith stuff is 100% true, but not every single Muslim behaves like that. Heck not even all Imams or all Islamic nations act like that. Sunni Turks drink alcohol for fuck's sakes. You sound like a filthy madrassa-taught extremist.
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>>44920723
It only makes sense that Germany will be responsible for WW3 as well.
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>>44922239
I remember a girl who got kidnapped by Christians in the United States and was raped for years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Smart_kidnapping
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>>44921071
Did he play college ball? Can he break Obama in two, with his bear hands?

If the answer is no, he's jut another beltway pansy.
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>>44921815
It
It was a joke
I'm not really an expert on insane religious leaders.
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>>44922604
You LIED to me?!
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>>44922604
Are you BLUSHING anon?
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>>44922637
LIES, ON THE INTERNET?
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Sorry if I came off too much of an ass, but I wanted to say that the Hadith is not always reliable and should not be interpreterad word for word. In this case, since chess is not mentioned in the Quran but the only harm it can do is make people neglect islamic duties, then the sensible choice would obviously be not to ban it.

Pic related from chess tournament in Iran.
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>>44922637
>>44922666
Sick trips

anyway no, I'm more confused at that guys crazed response.
Like
chill out man.
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>>44922530
Oh man, why did you make me read that? I'm sad now.
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>>44919767
>music
>Saudi Arabia

Dude, shit is banned, yo. It's like footloose over there but Kevin Bacon never showed up and everything just stayed awful.
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>>44922457
>Bosnia
All your problems can be traced back to being a filthy traitor.
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>>44919379
I've been looking at /pol/ articles in another tab and had an orky thread in another.

I got confused why pol became a blueboard all of a sudden.
>>44920893
They were nice, but Bill Clinton was not the reason it was so.

Also just being the wife of a great person does not make you a great person.

Hulk Hogan had a hard life.
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>there's a 50% chance that any given thread will devolve into shitposting about american politics
>if one of /pol/'s trigger words is mentioned, the chance rises to 95%
I'm getting so tired of this.
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>>44922740
Traitor to what?
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>>44922739
Nasheeds are a blast (no pun intended)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw
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>>44922847

Can somebody explain to me the arab obsession with lions? Where does this come from?
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>>44920653
yeah don't move to the UK, we still get a load of mostly unreported stabbings/murders/horriblebeatingtodeaths of muslims. It just doesn't really make the news.
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>>44922870
Lions are fucking pimp, brah.
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>>44922870
Lions are pretty badass, both in looks and in being the biggest mammalian predator in africa, to be fair
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>>44920593
Whites ARE the worldwide minority already, nitwit.

By 2040 we will number less than 5% of the worlds population.
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>>44919379
This dude looks like a racist charicature. I bet that if you put a drawing of him in a newspaper, people will get offended.
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>>44922474
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2323/europe-on-the-verge-of-civil-war-swiss-army-chief-s-urgent-warning.html
But I'm sure he's just some racist Alex Jones wannabe. Everything will be fine.
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>>44922870
There used to be lions from African all the way to India.
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>>44919693
Now I want to play Chess with Black Templar and White Scars as chess pieces.
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>>44923056
Then we can begin being the disgraced minority and the blacks and whatever else will have to say sorry to us.
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>>44923180
Then they were all killed for a mixture of colonial sport and asian dick medicine.

Terrorists love associating themselves with being shot for sport and having no dicks.
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>>44923204
Doesn't work that way. Look at South Africa.
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>>44922899
>we still get a load of mostly unreported stabbings/murders/horriblebeatingtodeaths of muslims
Well, considering all the unreported rapes of white girls we at least know the British police isn't racist. They're just horribly incompetent.
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>>44922530
Did the government try to cover it up because it was a direct result of their policies?
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>>44919379
> chess
> ends with check mate
> check mate is a bastardized veesion of Persian :"Shah mat", the (persian) king is dead
> arabs literally shah mat the persians
> outlaw the game afterwarda
Fucking bad losers.
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>>44923204
lol, no. Whites are the only ones stupid enough to do that.
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>>44923245
The word you're looking for is "Leftist." They ignore crimes when they disagree with the political narrative they are being forced to support.
It's okay. What are a thousand children compared to an MP's smug sense of self-righteousness?
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>>44922870
To be fair, the entire world is furry for lions. Just in Europe there are six countries that have the lion as a national animal. And four of those hang around in the same corner.
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>>44919379
>tfw by 2040 the world will be a delicious bronzed caramel all round
>and entire world of brown girls
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>>44920195
which businesses did he run into the ground
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>>44923312
I too pine for the death of diversity, and the end of all texture and variation.
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>>44921590
>this is what /pol/tards actually believe
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>>44923326
>if we don't isolate ourselves, all eight billion people will become exactly the same

I love this /pol/ argument, because it isn't easily picked apart, and by the time you do so, there's too much text to easily absorb. Whoever came up with it was at the top of their game.
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>>44923326
>he doesn't want a unified humanity
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>>44923159
Shit, I should get into shape in case that shit happens.
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>>44923271
Super this. In the rest of the world, if you're a minority and you have a problem, you shut up or swing from a tree.

Western civilization disagrees, which is why there will be no Western civilization in a hundred years. Personally I don't mind. Everything of value in the West died in the last few decades, what we've got now is an empty, Godless husk of cowards, lazy weaklings and crybabies. They deserve to be raped out of existence--and they've obliged by arranging it themselves.

Hopefully the Muslims will put the shithole in order. Roll back the clock a bit. Behead some people.
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>>44922156
I'll take unsourced claims for 500 dollars, Alex
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>>44922291

You are getting triggered hard, SJW.
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>>44923380
Nigger, humanity will keep killing each other over minor differences until the end of time.
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>>44923392
>>44923159
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>>44923391
I, too, desire to live in a middle ages cesspit where I no longer have to larp, but can live my fantasies.
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>>44923380
No. Less than anything in the world. The sort of people who want one-world governments are the sort of people who can't count.
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>>44923500
You're in luck, just stay the course and you'll be living Dies the Fire before you know it.
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>>44923530
>Dies the Fire
Ugh, can we not have all the post-time skip shit?
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>>44923380
This nigga gets it
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>>44922349
/pol/ is always right

except when they say 'its happening' because it never is
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>>44923380
Why would I want that?
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>>44923512
So we'll just let Islam steamroll through the world and submit us all to Allah, instead of doing what it is humans do best and breed into the ranks and take over from within.

That's why humanity is the survivor in fantasy, they breed themselves into other races, and then can breed the other race out. Breeding the elf out of the half elf. Breed the brown out.

Also
>implying a secular world government wouldn't benefit humanity
>implying a unified, borderless earth won't usher in an age of prosperity where all resources are geared towards the betterment of a vast population
>implying nationalism, traditionalism and patriotism don't stifle true progress
>implying what we call progress today is in any way progress, it isn't

You don't see the biggest picture of all, anon.
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>>44923391
>Saint Louis will never, ever, reincarnate and lead Europe out of the valley of multicultural degeneracy and into a new golden age
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>>44923640
>implying nationalism, traditionalism and patriotism don't stifle true progress
Yeah, remember how scientifically backwards Europe was for the past four centuries? And how it suddenly became a scientific superpower after it had abandoned its roots?

Oh wait, of course you don't. Fucking nobody with any historical knowledge does. Nationalistic and patriotic Europeans were the fucking engines of progress, and they didn't need immigrants with half their IQs for this.

>B-but progress isn't progress
Yes yes, backwardsness is progress, fear is freedom, weakness is strength, our emperor is a pig, yada yada yada.
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>>44923640
you can't breed out the brown because the brown is 98% of the world population.
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>>44923712
The Brazilians tried. They wound up with a nation of brown people that is the country of the future and always will be.
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>>44919626
ISIS is blowing up ancient/holy places because the wallpaper doesn't suit their tastes. That's nothing new.
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>>44923290
Nah, it has much more to do with the corporate metrics-driven culture that infuses much of modern law enforcement and encourages pushing crime under the carpet whenever possible so you can show growth in law and order, even when it's not real. It's a problem common across ideological lines.
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>>44922689
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As a Canadian, I feel like since Trump is going to run you guys into the ground you're all going to take us down with you and I hate you for that.

Fellow Canadians, are you ready for a revolution for when North America collapses? We must band together to keep Canada alive and to reap bloody vengeance on the man who destroyed the world with his irresponsible corporate-loving incompetence.
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>>44924340
> War of The American Succession
Well, we can legally buy all the Kalashnikovs we want and the Americans can't, so we've got that going for us.
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>>44924340
Your president I think is way worse, and I'm not even a Canadian.
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>>44923691
It's outdated, now, and unsuited to the modern world. You can't run on the same stuff forever, my friend. We're stagnant because we're mired in tradition.
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>>44924597
> I'm not even X and I don't know the right words for X! And also X sucks.
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>>44924340
>Canada
Nah mate, you're far more fucked than the yanks are at the moment.
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>>44924652
> Hating on PM going to a Pakistani mosque after winning
Where the fuck else is he going to get delicious chicken biryani takeout? He needs to learn where to buy that shit and imam's got the hook-up, yo.
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>>44924644
>it's 2016 guys
>I mean come on
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>>44920401
>Shame Jeb Bush's ship has sailed

This is how I know you're a democrat in disguise
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>>44924644
>Implying that even in the modern era technological and societal development wasn't at its fastest when nationalistic, patriotic Europeans killed each other on a grand scale
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>>44923657
>yfw Constantine XI removes kebab in 2099
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>>44922833
The First Order.
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>>44924644
>>44924885
Technological progress is faster when there is war, because each belligerant want to have an edge over the other.
Economic growth, on a country-wide scale, goes the best with a centralized and autocratic government, providing economic growth is what they're looking for (and in our era it should be) and are mildly competent.
There are exceptions, but that's something you can see througout all of human history.
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>>44925201
>There are exceptions.
Africa seems to be one then.
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>>44924652
I know that bastard keeping all the good food to himself.
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