Do you like your orcs with pig faces or with more human faces, /tg/?

This may come as a surprise but I actually don't like orcs.

>>44885907
I prefer mine young, uncut, lubed up and ready waiting in my sleeping-chamber.

>>44886067

this desu senpai

Why do orcs tend to have more unique features for each set of media, while elves tend to always be "human with slightly pointy ears", maybe a slightly skinnier/more slender average face shape if we're lucky.

>tfw no strong orc girl barbarian with pig snout in party to keep healslut femboy cleric in line and root for truffles

>>44886067
>uncut
Why

>>44886127
Because cutting off parts of babies/children is downright wrong.

>>44886097
Sometimes they go all out and their height is different.

"Shorter than humans", "taller than humans", "the same size as humans", there's no end to the elven variation.

>>44886097
There aren't many classical ways a race that is "humans but better" might be portrayed. The same is not true for "humans but worse".

>>44885907
Pig face master race.
Also dogbolds

>>44886259
Don't you have gnolls?

>>44885907
Don't care, as long as they are strongfat amazon MILFs and qt shota fuckboys

>>44886291
But you say that about every race. Which ones are supposed to be different?

>>44886259
Dog-lizard-bolgs. Boar-faced orcs.

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>>44886223
And this is why I hate Porks.
Japan.
Fuck Japan, should have nuked them harder.

>>44886279
>mini-flinds
>equal to glorious digbolds.
You disgust me.

>>44885907
I don't like orcs.

>>44886180
...is your umbilical cord still hanging from your stomach?

>>44886110
This guy knows what's up.

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>>44885907
a human face, but squashed in like a pug

And with tusks

>>44886384
Nah, orc MILFs should be more strongfat than curvy, muscular but with a thick amount of fat,

>Which ones are supposed to be different?
For example human MILFs should be soft and voluptuous and elf MILFs should be lean but still have full hips and chests for their body type

>>44886503

Your u. cord has a function that is useless after you are born.

Your foreskin still does work.

>>44886511
Do you know what else is up?
;)

>>44886503
The umbilical cord falls off on its own after a few days, dimbus.

>>44886503
Do you think people did before hospitals existed..?
It falls off naturally

>>44885907
I ain't a huge fan of pig-faced orcs, but I am partial to stuff like Darkest Dungeon's Swine, which are what you get when you stick eldritch demons in pigs for reasons.

>>44886558
I think I do.

>>44886549

eh, I like a variety of body types of my fantasy races.

You should have Eddie Guerrero orcs in addition to Brock Lesner orcs

>>44886097
Because elves are often portrayed as beautiful and there is an ideal face and body that the creator has in mind for that so the elves resemble that. Orcs often represent the "bad" traits of humans and are portrayed as ugly, and there are many different ways to do ugly.

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>>44886503
>equating a piece of something that shrivels up and falls off to a nerve-filled piece of the penis

You're cut, that's great for you, but let's not pretend there's any reason for it other than your religion (which an infant obviously gets no say in) or "it will look better", which, again, ought to be up to the person getting a piece of their dick cut off.

As for OP, I prefer to keep my animal races and my humanoid races separate. Pig people =/= orcs.

>>44886503
Umbilical cords decay and fall off on their own

Most of the time, Foreskins do not

>>44886607
Well, I do assume a range, that's just the default

>all this buttmad eurocunts

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>>44885907
Honestly, humanoid tusk babes are the best.

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>>44886663
>all uncut dicks are from Europe
>therefore every other man is Jewish

This is how stupid you sound.

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>>44886732
oh goddammit it's a sexy female version of Gul'dan.

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>>44886803
While I don't at all disapprove, this is a blue board and I don't imagine your image will stay up long as a result.

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I can understand the want for muscular barbarian orcs for certain settings, pig or otherwise. To me orcs just aren't meant for that role. Tolkien Orcs = Best Orcs

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>>44886869
it's an act, not pornography.

>>44886789
Is that a bad thing?

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>>44887091
My boner says no.

>>44887139
My boner says no, as well.

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Feral, tribal, but relatable.

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>>44887435
Momma got feethands.

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>>44886882

This, even Jackson orcs, which took a bunch of liberties with the source material.

If you want generic raiding warriors, just make up your own beast races or something, instead of cribbing off Tolkien.

>>44885907
I like my orcs with more DAKKA

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>>44887611
Why did they have to go with CGI orcs in the Hobbit?
Why did The Hobbit trilogy have to suck so much?

>>44885907
Pig orcs are worst orcs

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>>44886067

>>44886645

It's a good thing you said most of the time because my foreskin rotted off and I was about to sternly correct you

>>44885907
The ones in your picture actually appear more canine-looking, than any else.

I like the idea of a combination of bestial and human-like features. If I had to create my own setting that has orcs and did illustrations, there wouldn't quite be enough snout to call them pig-like, but not quite too little to say their face looks very humanoid

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>>44887921

Don't worry, they have CGI dwarves to balance it out

>>44888029

It's kinda funny to think of, but there are a ton of rodents that people basically call swine. (porcupines and guinea pigs come to mind.

Maybe your p'orcs have rat ass.

I regret nothing.

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>>44886110
>and root for truffles

I don't know why this is so fucking funny but my sides are in orbit

The serious question is, no matter what the Orc looked like, would you fuck them?

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>>44887947

>>44885907
Pigs are way too cute to be orcs.

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I prefer my orcs to be big, fierce, and brutal.
>pic related, his name is Jeremiah the 2nd. The last orc I made.

>>44890330
Wow, that's a very neat character portrait. Reminds me of old political cartoons.

>>44890554
Thanks mate, I'll take that as a compliment. I enjoy drawing all of characters and npcs

>>44890202
Because you've been mucking about at night

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>>44886803
Hello anon, thank you for the tribute.

For this, I shall give you a PROMOTION.

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>>44886803
Where do you think you are?

>>44885907
Wide, fish-like faces. With great bass voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>44885907
Somewhere in between, but leaning towards human for optimal smoochability.

Human-like, because I doubt the intelligence of a narrative with completely unhuman beasts of war.
I mean that's still cool but I think it's more interesting to have orcs do something more than waaagh across kingdoms.

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>>44885907
As close to swine as is possible. I also prefer kobolds as dog-men, so that they can be pugs or chihuahuas or foxes as needed.

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I like including and playing boar men but I don;'t like to call them orcs for whatever reason.

And if they're associated with a wider-species it's a generic "Beastmen" category.

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I like most types.
But pig orcs are sexiest

Ya know, why hasnt someone drawn something that's a cross between the pig orcs but with the facial arrangement of humans. Pig nose but turned down like a humans. No actual snout. Its all just lazy slapping a pig head or snout onto a big human body. Or making it some weird tiny nosed creature (For all I like WoW, fuck their orc design) or a fucking gorilla (3.x orcs are so stupid looking).

>>44887947
dakka =3

>>44885907
in general I don't like the pig faced orcs

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>>44885907
>ctrl+f "Dead"
>0 results
I'm disappointed, /tg/. It's like you don't even DEUS fucking VULT!

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>>44886663
>get your shit pushed in
>E-Eurofags!

>>44885907
I prefer LOTR movie versions, especially Uruks. Caved in faces with snarling maws with very large fangs, and wrinkled, bat-like noses.

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Pig orks are fine

Why nut big teth yurr grot

>>44885907
anything is better than the 'green human' shit we getting latelly

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To me, the movies' Moria Orcs will forever be the gold standart.
That being said, Pig Orcs have their place, especially in more cartoony settings.

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>>44898312
I love the cartoony aesthetic.

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>>44885907

I prefer human faced orcs, but I like the idea that there was an era of orcish armor where the helms were pig faced

>>44898493
>there was an era of orcish armor where the helms were pig faced
Stealing it.

>>44898602
>>44898493
Also stealing. It would make sense that orcs would still keep dire boars or something like that around as war beasts or something.

>>44885907
I like them well-written.

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I like both at the same time. Like an entire race of mutts, with big stronghuge grays, scrawny bow-legged yellows, fat pig-faced greens, and wiry, hunched browns.

>>44886525
I can get behind this.