If you were a girl, who would be your /tg/ husbando?
Way ahead of you
>only girls can have husbandos
You can fuck right off then.
You are overestimating the value of female thoughts. They don't like cool things. Estrogen fucks your shit up.
Best case scenario (not a good scenario) I'd be in love with Drizzt. Otherwise, and much more likely, one of countless shitty edgy-androgenous-japanesse-weeaboo-fag-shit characters. E.g. rolo from code geass, fuck that guy.
Actually, I never thought about why.
- part of the elite
- extremely prideful
- refined upbringing
- naturally morbid
- possibly grotesque sense of humor
- sensibilty for art
- can gift you with eternal damnation
- dresses in black. all black. always. anywhere
- bats, bats everywhere
- wolf disguised as sheep charm. but disguised because sheeps are comfy
probably I'm forgetting something
>Big and warm, great for cuddles
>Is so well spoken
>As a noble he is a wonderful provider of nuts and berries
>His probably full of all sorts of interesting adventure stories
>He could protect me from dangerous woodland creatures
>He's an animal in the sack
Yes it's clearly the hormones. Being introduced to different things and people and being treated differently by those has just nothing to do with it.
That's why producing so much testosterone made me an intellectual with only the most exquisite taste and totally didn't put me in the hospital every three months.
Samurai are /tg/ r-right?
Because I want my husbando to be a samurai
anon it's 2016 you don't need to be a girl to have an husbando
>self proclaimed alpha who gets everyone to trust him and then fails
>never wants to try new things or make friends
>has the sophistication and intellect of a first year philosophy student
>leaves and has you take care of the shit he started
I'd be straight for her
hooo that hits really close to home
Does he count? I feel like if I were a girl I'd be the type who'd be really, really into Aragorn. Especially Strider Aragorn.
>tfw you're actually a girl that wants to get bent over and fucked like a bitch by the alpha dog himself.
Sure, I don't have fur or a muzzle, but I'd put the collar on and say woof for him.
I am a girl and /tg/ husbando is Surrak. Just look at the man.
It's hard to tell. There are a couple dozen things I can find physically attractive in a woman, let alone details of personality and such. But in guys, there's a lot less I find physically attractive, and it's hard to imagine a guy doing anything I might find hot.
The best correlation I can think of is that whenever I have a character I'd consider my best friend, a girl would consider him her romance partner, so logically speaking any character that I'd fight alongside and consider my closest comrade would be the one I'd fuck if I had a vagina. And was attractive.
I kinda like cultist-chan in a kind of sisterly way.
So if there is a boy version, I might just have to tie him down and
caress him gently
Does it count if the character is basically /tg/ incarnate?
Sorin is a lying sack of shit who doesn't tell you he's actually in love with some stoner hooker bitch. 0/10 would not waste three years of my life husbando-ing again.
>husbando-ing inferior timeline dragon's-fleshlight Surrak
>>If you were a girl
Kharn the Well Endowed.
He would be loyal to me and support me forever.
Well then, I'll just be over here
I've always thought that the whole "waifu thing" you guys do is kinda dumb, even dumber when girls do it too to fit in.
But what the hell? Let's play along:
My boyfriend is a big, hairy guy with a heart of gold so maybe Garruk? I play mostly blue.
Is there a big, dreamy single dad out there in there in /tg/?
>Is there a big, dreamy single dad out there in there in /tg/?
Well yeah, there were some fuckups made.
Still, as far as sexy single dads in /tg/ go, you can't get much better than the Emperor.
Sarkhan the edgelord is sarkhan the sexyest sarkhan.... wait he's allways been an edgelord
I think it's just laziness, nervousness, and a lack of confidence. The idea of a female figure in charge is appealing when you don't feel very dominant yourself. I may love the idea of femdom, but I'd also love to just fuck a girl, and I assume other anons have varied tastes as well.
You tell me.
>why does the man from fantasy Mongolia look asian
I have a man crush on Karl Franz.
It's not gay I just really really love the Empire.
This seems like an easy thread to answer.
Why chose the Lion when you can get a literal angel?
Yeah bro. I play DAngels, but even I know that Sanguinius is best husbando Primarch.
As a dominating anon, I love it because it means the pools a little less crowded.
But to each their own; I can understand the femdom, but can't get off to loss of power. Now taking that power, that's a whole different kettle of fish
why is power struggle such a rare fetish? It's not as fun if it's just given
You know, I'll stick with this guy. Smart beyond measure, more collected and more wits than big E, busy job on Terra but he has to wind down once in a while and I can help him with that. Maybe a bit old or a bit perpetual, or maybe big E's actual son, but hey, maybe Emps would also like some actual grandchildren.
Where do you hide?
I have never dated a guy in the 40k scene that didn't end up trying to spin me into some version of femdom.
I have no clue. Loss of power is only hot when the other person had to overpower you for it
This can be caused by different reasons. For me it is the reverse. I have been the guy who took charge since I was young, first for my family, then to several girlfriends and to my career. It's tiring and boring being always decisive and dominant in life. I wish I would meet a girl who understands that all I want is a home life completely opposite from my public face, a fantasy world where she is strong and I so that I can be weak.
>Sure, I don't have fur or a muzzle, but I'd put the collar on and say woof for him.
And wouldn't you know, there's quite a few guys who would love to collar and tame you. Just gotta say so, girl.
The Lion is a bit broody and is not very good with people at the best of times. It'd be hard to have fun with him or go on a date with him. And I don't think he's as handsome as Sanginius is.
Has there ever been a TTRPG or videogame that actually has any stat differences between males and females?
I'd find it cool if there were bonuses for different genders even to just being a certain class, if not defects.
My husbando is Slaanesh.
Go suck a fat one. Some people actually have felt joy in their lives and can have fun. What you have essentially just said is "stop liking things I don't". Now stop being a faggot, and start being more tolerant of people with better taste than you.
Yes, I'm aware that what I said was intolerant of your opinion. That was the point.
Different anon, but same... " lust for power" is probably the most polite way to put it. I'm stuck in Irishland. Outside of relationships I'm laidback and chill. In a relationship, either you've fought your way to the top, or I have. It's led to a few breakups, so I would enjoy the company of someone who has a likewise problem
The idea is that the future self has gotten different ideas than what his past self has, particularly in his opinions of females - or maybe where he expresses them, because an MtG forum. Or maybe that he's indirectly caused problems for future self.
Point is, it's funny because he's acting like his past self is a different person - they're not on speaking terms, which is ridiculous to do to yourself.
A) I get to be a Sister of Battle, and B) I get to have the most awesome stuttering noble born guardsman combat medicae husband ever. Sure, the not talking thing would suck, but whatever.