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It smells terrible in here, and the ground is the worst kind of mud, just solid enough that it feels all sandy when it gets into your shoes. I hate swamps, and we've only been in one for half a day. And to make matters worse.

"Still can't believe you killed them Sam" Lucy huffs angrily, crossing her arms and pouting "You just know that's going to bring trouble later"

"They were trying to kill your" Sam says, pausing as he stops himself from saying friend, he turns, and growls for a second before he sighs and continues "Sister, and you wanted to let them go...yeah real good idea"

"Oh I was just as mad as you were" Lucy says angrily "But I didn't want to make more trouble for her by blackening her name even further"

"Oh like they'll ever know what to those fuckers" Sam says with a grim smirk on his face

they won't stop arguing like an old and really sour married couple

"You know, it's a good thing they're friends, isn't it?" Minor sighs, drawing my attention away from those two "because I'd be worried for both of them if they weren't"

"I get what you mean, but Sam would probably be nicer to her if they weren't friends" I say shaking my head as I try to ignore how hard it is to walk comfortably with all this muck in my shoes

"Oh, so it's like that is it?" Minor says, showing her fang like teeth as she grins, covering her mouth a moment later "Surprised he hasn't started pulling her hair yet"

"Yeah, me to actually" I say teasingly, knowing neither of them will hear me over their arguing "thought it is getting kind of annoying"

"OKAY STOP IT ALREADY!" Berry suddenly shouts "it's done, can't you both of you get over it, It wasn't the best decision to make, sure, but seven above can you stop acting like its the end of the world, Miss Krovachi can handle whatever comes of this, if anything"
cont
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>>44735526

and Sam and Lucy stop, turning back to look at Berry as she leans over the front of the cart to glare at the both of them. Sam picks his jaw back up and opens his mouth to try to say something as Lucy turns back, closing her mouth shut, looking embarrassed and shot down completely .

And I can't stop myself from giggling at the looks on their faces, it's like they just got yelled at by a teacher, oh I'm going to have to treat Berry to something nice when we get to the next town.

"We don't even know if they were following orders or what" Berry sighs, sounding a bit nervous after she's done yelling "s..so we shouldn't just assume they"

"Fuuuck, that...fine" Sam says, looking like he just got told to shut up from Bailey herself, his eyes wide and his usual smug smirk gone "Sorry about it by the way"

"Oh you don't have to apologize...to me at least" Lucy says, managing to smile just a bit "But can't really say sorry to dead men now can you"

"No I can't" Sam says, gritting his teeth

What do you do?
[] Side with sam
[] Side with Lucy
[] tell them to forget about it
[] Tease both of them with Minor
[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
[] Give Berry a fist bump
[] ask Poi for her wisdom
[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
[] write in
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>>44735537
>[] Tease both of them with Minor
>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>>
>>44735537
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] ask Poi for her wisdom
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>[] write in
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>>44735537
>[] Tease both of them with Minor>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[]SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
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>>44735537
>[] Tease both of them with Minor
>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
>[] ask Poi for her wisdom
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>>
>>44735537
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] ask Poi for her wisdom
>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
>>
>>44735537
[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
[] Give Berry a fist bump
[] ask Poi for her wisdom
[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>>
Our charsheet needs to be updated from last session. Pois and Lil Greens entries still say "unasigned level".
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"Hen pecked already Sam?" I ask teasingly as I grin widely, turning around as Sam's face twists in anger and Lucy's fills with a look of shock and disgust

Lucy tries to say something but just stumbles over her words as Sam glares down the road, leaning forward as he wraps the reigns of the horses around his hands and fingers.

"Oh don't be so mean Krovy, I mean if we're being honest" Minor giggles, with her hand still covering her fang like teeth "Sam would look better in a dress"

"Both of you shut up" Lucy yells, sounding like Minor hit a rather sour point for her "..Oh actually feel much better now"

"For once in our lives we agreed, and then you had to go and ruin it a second later" Sam groans angrily slapping his forehead, forcing one of the horses to rear up, whining as he does so

"Hey little green, mind if I hitch a ride?" I ask, turning to the horse sized bug beetle that simply loves to follow me everywhere I go, no matter what it is I'm doing

"Oh most certainly master, it'd be an honor to carry you upon mine back" it says in the back of my head with its new deep voice as it bows its head.

I smirk and step onto its mandibles, grabbing its horn to pull myself up over its head and onto its back, kicking my legs behind a few of its plates of armor as it stands back up and walks next to the cart, as Minor watches me jealously.

Poi pops up from the back of the cart, chewing on an apple as Berry turns and looks at me.

I smile and throw my fist out, and she jolts and covers her head, before slowly looking up. What, did she expect me to hit her or something? Doesn't she know what a fist bump is.

I shake my fist, twitching my head to the side, trying to make her understand what I want without having to say anything.

She raises her hand, bunching it up into a fist, and giving it a shake. I sigh, slumping onto Little green's horn as Poi tries to get my attention with her toiing.

"Sooo, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes"
cont
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>>44735983
I groan, rolling onto my side as, holding my head up so I don't have to lay on Little green's horn and get a neck cramp or something.

"Or a shirt that isn't as tattered as Sam's gloves" I sigh as I pull at my tattered and torn, bloodstained shirt, shivering as a bit of cold air sneaks in through the holes

"Lantern's light" Sam mutters "first town in this shitty zone, rather nice place comparatively, had one of my favorite repeatable quests in the whole game"

"...So you've been here before then Mr Dracul?" Berry asks "I mean no offense met, you kind of look like you'd fit right in"

"Er, sure, lets go with that" Sam says nodding

"You know, he actually does" Minor says happily "I mean just because of his coat really, he looks like a vampire hunter or something cool"

"At least some one appreciates me around here" Sam huffs, smirking slightly

"Oh trust me Sam, we all do, even if you grind our nerves a bit...some...most of the time" Lucy says, shaking her head as I roll on my back so I can look at Poi, who's shaking her fist with the closest she can get to an angry face as she leans over the back of the cart.

"Sorry" I say, raising up my hands, god, it feels weird not having something covering them, I should fix that "didn't mean to ignore you, what do you want to tell me anyways"

"POI!" She shouts ,puffing her cheeks out "Toi..toi TOI TOooooi toi toi tooooi TOI TOI toi toi tooooi TOOOOI, poi toi"

"Right, I'll try to remember that" I say nodding slowly

"You know, you should probably at least try to teach her how to talk" Lucy says "I mean as cute as that is it gets a bit"

"Annoying as fuck?" Sam asks, grinding his teeth

"Kind of" Lucy says, sounding guilty

"Oh don't bully the slime, it's not her fault she can't talk right she's just..." Minor says before suddenly stopping herself "Soo anyways, how far till Lantern's light"

cont

>>44735876
thanks
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>>44736177
"Yeah I Was wondering that too, these hanging trees are giving me the creeps and..I don't like being out here, it feels like we're all being watched" Berry says sheepishly as she hides under the sides of the cart

"Not far, just a few more minutes" Sam sighs, shaking his head as he slams the horses' reins down, making them make a whole lot of noise

What do you do?
[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
[] ride ahead, need a new shirt fast
[] Oh I'd protect you from anything out there
[] Sam, stop trying to kill the horses
[] Oh don't worry Lucy, Poi still loves you, isn't that right?
[] Come on Minor hop on
[]I just hope they have some Pizza there
[] And Bailey is near lantern's light right
[] write in
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>>44736177
>"You know, you should probably at least try to teach her how to talk"
>trying to suppress her proud native slime tongue
How awful of you Luci. Thats slime erasure.
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>>44736229
[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
[]I just hope they have some Pizza there
[] And Bailey is near lantern's light right
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>>44736229
>[] Oh I'd protect you from anything out there
>[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
>[] Come on Minor hop on
>[] Oh don't worry Lucy, Poi still loves you, isn't that right?
>[] And Bailey is near lantern's light right
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>>44736229
>[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
>[] Oh don't worry Lucy, Poi still loves you, isn't that right?
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>>44736229
>[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
>[] Oh I'd protect you from anything out there
>[]I just hope they have some Pizza there
Don't worry Berry, Krovachi can protect you from everything out here. Except herself
>>
>>44736229
>[] Oh I'd protect you from anything out there
>[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
>[] Come on Minor hop on
>[] Oh don't worry Lucy, Poi still loves you, isn't that right?
>[] And Bailey is near lantern's light right
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>>44736229
>[] Offer to teach Berry how to protect herself
>[] Come on Minor hop on
>[]I just hope they have some Pizza there
>[] And Bailey is near lantern's light right
>>
"Oh yeah they creep me out to" I say shaking my head before I sit upright and force a laugh "I mean I could see why you're worried we can't really know what's out there but I could, uh teach you how to keep yourself safe if you want?"

"Really!?" She shouts, getting up so fast it almost looks like she's going to try and jump onto little green, and shrink back, raising my hands up, closing my one eye as I chuckle

"Sure, just wait until we get to town at least" I say as Poi makes some very sad sounding noises, as Minor grumbles to herself on the ground.

I sigh and shake my head, laying on my stomach so I can look down at her from the side of Little green's back

"Come on Minor hop on" I say holding out a hand

She looks at it and turns away, crossing her arms as she pouts

"And what makes you think I don't want to be walking, it's a...very nice day today and I need the exercise" She says, trying to avoid glancing back at my hand

"You want on or not?" I ask, slowly pulling my arm back away

"I was only joking!" She shouts as she practically latches onto my arm, I yelp and pull her up as I try to get my arm out of hers, she manage to climb up, nearly tripping on Little green's plates as she sits on his back, sighing as she adjusts her little hair clip.

I rub my arm, trying to get it to stop aching. Lucy sighs and slumps forward, looking sorry for herself...as usual, I frown, well this can't do...and Poi is just as down...hmm I have an idea.

"Oh don't worry" I say grinning evily "Poi still loves you, isn't that right?"

"What are you, GAAAAH!" Lucy shouts as Poi glomps her from behind, nearly pushing her off the cart as she hugs her, making a whole lot of noise which really pisses Sam off if the look in his eyes and the fact he nearly rips the reins apart with how hard he's clenching his fists.

"Hey stop being...I wasn't, okay I love you to but you don't have to hug me, and stop pulling on those' Lucy shouts as she struggles to get free of poi's loving embrace
cont
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>>44736585
Sam turns and stares at me, looking disappointed, before he chuckles and shakes his head

"You know, that's one thing I like about your Ka..Krovachi, you're equal opportunity in your evil" He sighs "Messing with her and me in one fell swoop like some kind of doucebaggy eagle"

"It must be hard being your friend" Berry mutters, earning her the glare of Sam, which makes he quickly shut up and hide in the back of the cart

"That's what I though...thank god we'll be there soon and I can drink myself dead" Sam groans

"And bailey is near that town..er Lantern's light right?" I ask

"Closest town to her, she isn't in it's zoning, to avoid taxes I imagine" He says shrugging with one shoulder "So sort of"

"Oh good, I just hope there's pizza there" I sigh

"Oooh I would love a slice of hawian right now" Lucy sighs loudly, as she gives up fighting the poi, who's playing with her hair happily "it's been way too long since I had one, and it'd just...oh it'd make me so happy"

"Can't beileve you like that crap" Sam huffs "Hey Minor, what would you get"

"Meat lovers, with extra sauce, no cheese' Minor says picking her teeth "and a glass of milk"

"Oh I do like that one master, have I told you that before, she is like a kindred spirit to us two, though now where near as much as your kin folk, that sister of yours" Little green says happily "...can I have some of this...Pia zah you're all talking about"

"Fucking really, milk, but no cheese, what kind of pizza is that?" Sam groans "now personally, I'd go for a pepperoni with the white sauce, some jalapenos and olives with a nice old bottle of coke"

"Errgh...is that a local dish or something" Berry asks looking confused "and..olives? I..Well I'm sure it's good at least"

"Oh, I think I can see the gates up there" Sam says standing up

What do you do?
[] ride up
[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
[] Say your favorite kind *Write in*
[] Hide in the back of the cart
[] try to hide your face
[] write in
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>>44736814
>[] ride up
>[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
>>
>>44736814
>[] ride up
>[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
>>
>>44736814
>[] ride up
>[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
>>
>>44736814
[] ride up
[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
>>
Not gonna lie, meatlovers with no cheese is weird
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>>44736814
>[] ride up
>[] try to explain it to Berry, what pizza is
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"Well you see, Pizza is one the best things you could ever eat" I say happily running my hand over the scar running over my eye "It's a...disc of bread, covered in a tomato sauce and some cheese and any other topping you could want, and it's cooked so the cheese is nice and gooey and..."

"Well I never heard of it before" She says flatly "Still, sounds nice, if a bit of a waste, I mean you could just make a stew with everything you put on it"

"Yeah but stew sucks ass" Sam huffs "Pizza is the gift from the gods"

"And it used to be most of his diet" Lucy says teasingly "Only thing he ever ate"

"And dicks were most of yours" Sam says, not even missing a beat

"SAM!?" Lucy shouts, blushing as her face turns a bright red "Don't even joke about something like that!"

"Don't go against the master if you're not prepared to get burned" Sam says, grinning as he chuckles.

I shake my head and Kick little green's sides, the hiver lower's its head and charges forward, kicking up mud that splatters against my face, the wind racing through my hair and whistling around my ears as Minor laughs happily, hanging onto my back so she doesn't go flying off its back.


"STOP!"

Someone shouts as I see a wall made out of stone that towers at least twenty feet in the air, covered in claw marks and slimy looking vines

What do you do?
[] stop 1d20+str
[] keep going 1d20+ dex
[] leap off 1d20+dex
[]Turn to see what's going on *1d20+ str
[] write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[] stop 1d20+str
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[]Turn to see what's going on *1d20+ str
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44737222
[]Turn to see what's going on *1d20+ str
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[] stop 1d20+str
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[]Turn to see what's going on *1d20+ str
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[] keep going 1d20+ dex
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44737222
>[]Turn to see what's going on *1d20+ str
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I forgot is it best of three or five?
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>>44737485
five
>>
I stand up, balancing on Little green's legs as it continues to barrel towards the gates of the town, which looks like a gate made out of wood that's been floating around in muck for a few years, and then covered in metal.

I reach up and grab its horn, throwing my weight against it like I'm trying to throw the giant bug to the ground. it gasps, and turns and charges into the woods, before it finally stops.

I sigh, laying against its body as Minor clings to his back, shacking.

I look around, trying to see who was shouting at me as a Man, and girl wearing the same kind of armor step out from the underbrush, looking equal parts shocked and relieved. their faces are covered by polished brass and featureless masks, save for seven lines straight down the middle of them.

other than that they're wearing some vests made out of chitin, like Little green has, which the big guy seems to notice as he turns to face them, trying to get me behind himself.

the one in front, the man pulls down his dark green hood and looks up at me.

"You a Player?" He asks holding up his hands "Look a bit too...out of the ordinary to be a Da'ta...er I mean normal merchant girl...thing"

"Sorry bout him, he can't talk to girls good" the girl sighs "and no, I don't count......don't ask, please"

What do you say?
[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
[]....You know...this is going a lot better than the last player I ran in it
[] Oh what are you talking bout, players?
[] Of course I am, so are most of my friends here
[]...And what if I am?
[] Oh so you're like my..."sister" then
[] write in
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>>44737603
>[]....You know...this is going a lot better than the last player I ran in it
>>
>>44737603
>[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
>>
>>44737603
>[]...And what if I am?
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>>44737603
>[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
>[]....You know...this is going a lot better than the last player I ran in it
>>
>>44737603
>[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
>[] Oh so you're like my..."sister" then
>>
>>44737603
>[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
>[] Oh so you're like my..."sister" then
>>
>>44737603
[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
[]....You know...this is going a lot better than the last player I ran in it
[] Of course I am, so are most of my friends here
[] Oh so you're like my..."sister" then
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>>44737603
>[]....You know...this is going a lot better than the last player I ran in it
>[] Yep, Katie warner, or as I'm called in here, Krovachi
>>
"Master, I think we should slaughter them" Little green whispers into the back of my head "they're..they're wearing things like me"

"Don't worry about it" I whisper to the hive, as I leap off it, hearing a squelching sound as my feet sink into the mud, I force myself to smile, and clap my hands together "Yup, Katie Warner, or as I'm called in this World, Krovachi"

"Oh ni..nice name" the man says, scratching the back of his short brown hair "And those others with you are?"

"Sam" Sam says leaping off behind them, taking a long step and lowering his voice as he gets behind the two "all you need to know about me, and the one with shamefully wasted great tits is Lucy, formerly Lawrence"

"Nice to know I'm not the only poor bastard here" the girl sighs before she says loudly, no doubt so anyone listening can hear "So what's your business here anyways, Travelers?!"

"Oh we're just passing through on the way to out friend!" Lucy says, just as loudly, in a forced cheerful tone

"Well, I don't know her, but they're my friends so she's mine to as far as I care" Minor says happily as she slides down little green's leg, rubbing her head woozily

"Poi" poi says from the back of the cart

"Why are all of you shouting all of sudden?" Berry says, sounding so confused at what's going on

"Oh, monster master...lucky, that seems like a great choice nowadays" the man says, pulling a small scroll from his side "Now stand still, need to see if you have anything magic on you"

"You know, this is going a lot better than the last player we ran into" I sigh in relief as the man unrolls the scroll and a simple sigil on it glows blue as it starts to slowly burn away

"Oh yeah that fucker" Sam groans

"Oh, this sounds like a story" the "Girl" says turning back to sam "care to share the details of it"

"Someone who couldn't adjust and...didn't take to kindly to us acting like we had souls" Lucy says coldly "it...I don't like talking about it okay"

"I think I can understand" the "girl"
cont
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>>44737996
says sadly "Some people just can't get it in their skulls can they"

"It wasn't a person, it was a monster pretending to be one" Berry says angrily "He..he killed so many people..for no good reason, and...well Krovachi and her friends had to stop it"

"Brutaaaal" the man says under his breath "W..wait you..you"

I nod and the man pulls his hand back, the rest of him revolting a bit before he nods and then shakes his head

"Um, yeah you uh..you uh" He says shying away

the "girl" groans and stares at me with her makes

"hand over your magic items, Player toll" She says flatly "Sorry about this...we don't make the rules,don't like them either, but we have to do this since..."

"Debt" the man says scratching his neck nervously

"Ooooh of fucking course it has to be like this doesn't it" Sam growls under his breath "Look don't try to pull this shit, we've had a very, very bad time getting here under"

"Look, two face" the "Girl" Says angrily "We can't bend the rules for some, and all of us have been through shit, and we literally can't lose this job since...look, we're in deeper shit than you, sorry if I got a bit...upset there but..look just go along and it'll be done fast, kay?"

"Not to mention she's a...tainted an..and well the boss is going to have a hard time convincing the Dats she isn't...well..you know" the man says looking away from me

"A monster" Sam says angrily

What do you do?
[] Hand over the items *LOSE Minor friend *Zweihander* Headphones, and the deed*
[] Wait...I'd get then back right
[] Ask if there is anyway you could get in without losing your shit
[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
[] turn and leave
[] oh,I'll just wait out here then, have fun in town guys
[] write in
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>>44738148
[] Ask if there is anyway you could get in without losing your shit
[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
[] oh,I'll just wait out here then, have fun in town guys
>>
>>44738148
>[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
>[] turn and leave
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>>44738148
>[] Ask if there is anyway you could get in without losing your shit
>[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
>[] oh,I'll just wait out here then, have fun in town guys
>>
>>44738148
>[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
>[] Wait...I'd get then back right
>>
>>44738148
>[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
>[] turn and leave
>>
>>44738148
>[]What is this, the fucking mafia?
>[] oh,I'll just wait out here then, have fun in town guys
>>
I glare at my reflection in the shining, polished bronze, gritting my teeth as I grab the hilt of my zweihander so they can't take it from me.

"What is this, the fucking Mafia?" I growl under my breath, as I put my hand on little green's head as it walks closer towards me "fuck no, this is a gift, understand?"

"Sorry, b..but it's the..the rules" the man says, looking back at Sam as he cracks his fingers "Everyone has to do it"

"Yeah, and it kind of is" the girl groans, hanging her head "I mean..we don't want to do this, trust me, but we have to or..."

"We die" the man says "I mean he wouldn't kill us he'd just...not bring us back"

"Yeah, nothing brings a bunch of losers on a power trip in rein quicker than the threat of actually dying" the girl says

"...fuck me" Sam says, his eyes going wide "that's...that's really shitty, I mean I heard of churchs being corrupted but..is a healer really doing that kind of shit it doesn't seem.. right"

"How can you live like this!?" Lucy shout covering her mouth "that's...that's monsterous, just...godamn"

"Disgusting" Minor sighs "but I'd be lying if I didn't say that's a good business he has going on"

"So either you hand your enchanted items over or...you can hang out with us for a few days, enjoy the sights" the girl says, smiling

"Fine, I'll just wait here then, have fun it town guys" I say as I start to climb back onto little green

"No, I'm not just going to leave you out here because of bullshit rules" Sam growls "And I know neither of those two would either"

"Yep" Minor says, smiling as she nods

"I mean we can't, can we, I know she'd do the same for any of us" Lucy says

"Fuck" the man whimpers

"FINE DAMMIT" the girl shouts "Look, if you really want to keep your vendor trash listen, the boss likes to pretend he can...tell when people are pure of heart, but only when they're in battle...so we have an..well this town has an arena that he just took over and"

"What did you say" Sam says looking like he's
cont
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>>44738586
reliving bad memory "A..an arena I...fuck my godamn head hurts"

"Mr Dracul" Berry ask getting off the cart "Are..are you feeling okay..you look a little pale"

"I'm fine" Sam growls as he clambers into the back of the cart "Just...leave me alone, got it?"

"Sam?" Lucy asks, sounding worried

"Well, anyways...its not to the death...I mean unless you want to end up in debt" the man says, fiddling with his fingers "It's just a"

"Just something to keep players entertained and stop the dats from getting suspicious" the girl says "So...do you want to go into the deadly, hiver filled swamp oooor do you want to put on a little play for a...few minutes at most"

What do You do?
[] fight in the arena
[] Sorry, but I think I can handle a few hivers
[] guys what do you think
[] Try to get who'sever on the other side to open the doors by pointing out you were part of the 33rd legion
[] write in
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>>44738652
>[] Sorry, but I think I can handle a few hivers
>[] guys what do you think
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>>44738652
>[] guys what do you think
>>
>>44738652
>[] Sorry, but I think I can handle a few hivers
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>>44738652
>[] guys what do you think
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>>44738652
>[] guys what do you think
>>
>>44738652
>[] Sorry, but I think I can handle a few hivers
>[] guys what do you think
>>
"Yeah, I think I could handle a few hivers" I say, gently patting little green just above its two sets of eyes "What do you guys think"

"Yes, and if they cannot best us they are but meat" it says, turning its head to look me in the eyes "the weak feed the strong's ambitions"

"Er...well I mean I'm sure you can" Minor says, nervously chewing on her blueberry colored hair "But they're still really scary"

"Better than playing along with this bullshit" Sam groans from the back of the cart

"W..why would anyone listen to someone who makes people fight for no reason" Berry says "I mean...that's just sick"

"Why does everything have to go wrong?" Lucy whimpers covering her eyes with her hand

"I know" the man says quietly

"Look. trust me, I don't know how you got yours but...these aren't Larva, it's a godamn hive, how do you think we died in the first place?" the girl says, her voice finally breaking "Trust me you don't want to go out there, because beside Hiver's, there are even worse things out there, a bunch of fucking...crap alright?"

What do you do?
[] prove them wrong
[] Argue with them
[] And I'm not fighting players for no reason
[] Shake your head
[]Like what
[] glare at them
[] write in
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>>44738996
>[] glare at them
>[]Like what
>>
>>44738996
>[] Argue with them
>[]Like what
>>
>>44738996
>[]Like what
>[] glare at them
>>
>>44738996
>[] prove them wrong
>>
>>44738996
[]Like what
[] glare at them
>>
>>44738996
>[] Shake your head
>[]Like what
>[] glare at them
>[] prove them wrong
>>
I glare at them, with my single eye, the man looks away, obviously disturbed by it as the girl continues to stare at me from behind her emotionless mask. She stares at my sword and her hands fall to her side as her cloak falls over her arms, a glint of steel shining in the single moment it takes it to cover and hide her sides again.

"Like what?" I say flatly, taking a step towards her and.

"GUUUUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

"FUCK FUCK" the man shouts as he starts to run away "No No nonoo not again"

"THAT!" the girl says, turning around to join her friend as I hear the sound of branches snapping and something big splashing through the water

What do you do?
[] RUN 1d20+speed
[] Throw Minor into the cart 1d20+str
[] Recklessly charge towards it 1d20+speed and str
[] Get on Little green 1d20+ dex
[]Hide in the muck
[] write in
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44739229
>[] Recklessly charge towards it 1d20+speed and str
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>44739229
>[] Get on Little green 1d20+ dex
>>
>>44739229
>Something big splashing through the water

Hiver kaiju?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44739229
>[] Throw Minor into the cart 1d20+str
>>
>>44739297
oh fuck me
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>44739229
>[] Get on Little green 1d20+ dex
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44739229
>[] Get on Little green 1d20+ dex
>>
I try to pull myself the rest of the way up Little green, only to get my foot stuck between his plates of chitin. I yelp in surprise, I don't like falling, I always used to trip and fall flat on my face and this is going to be even worse.

I hear footsteps as the world seems to move in slow motion, raven and bits of tree flying through the air as I fall down, and fall in the muck, I gasp, my mouth filling with cold and syrupy water that tastes like sick. I gag and struggled to pull myself out of the mud holding me in place as I hear Little green screaming, and something heavy thud against it I cough and retch, trying to clean the sludge from my eyes.

It feels like soap mixed with sand...and smell

I gag, gasping for air as I manage to clean my eyes enough to actually see anything and...see a mass of fur covered in moss and muck.

"GET OUT OF THERE LUCY!" Sam shouts as I can hear him running towards me

What do I do?
[] Run up little green's back and attack it 1d20+dex
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] GUT STAB 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] Defend Minor 1d100 +bonus
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE IT 1d100
[] DUAL ATTACK with Sam 2d100
[] write in
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Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d100)

>>44739505
>[] DUAL ATTACK with Sam 2d100
>>
Rolled 91, 46 = 137 (2d100)

>>44739505
>[] DUAL ATTACK with Sam 2d100
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>44739505
>[] Run up little green's back and attack it 1d20+dex
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>44739505
>[] Defend Minor 1d100 +bonus
>>
Rolled 87, 85 = 172 (2d100)

>>44739505
>[] DUAL ATTACK with Sam 2d100
>>
Rolled 79, 53 = 132 (2d100)

>>44739505
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>[] DUAL ATTACK with Sam 2d100
>>
I blink and see a flash of Minor's blue hair as she tries to scramble away from whatever the hell that thing is.

"LIKE HELL I WILL" I shout as I run one hand over my muck covered hair, my headphones appearing in my hair with a sound like a dying laptop, as my other hand pulls my zweihander from its sheath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woc6-grMSB0

Sam runs by me, and I jog past him, nearly losing my boots in the thick sludge of the swamp, swinging my sword to the side as I grab its hilt with both hands and Swing at the giant fur covered thing as it throws Little green away, throwing up mud and foul putrid water everywhere as it turns and

I feel heat coming off my sword as its bursts into flames, the thing howls as I slam my sword into its arm and Sam slams his fist into its gut, nearly getting smacked to the floor as it tries to bat us away

"Waaait" I say, finally letting myself thing "Did you call me Lucy just now"

"Less talking more fighting" Sam says quickly as it barrels towards us.

What do you do?
[] order little green to attack 1d100
[] recklessly charge at it 1d20 +str and speed
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKE 1d100
[] REAPING DANCES 1d100
[] write in
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>44739743
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>44739743
>[] order little green to attack 1d100
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>44739743
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>44739743
>[] charge from atop Lil Green and gutstab
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>44739743
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>44739743
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100
>>
I raise my Zweihander, just enough so its at height for this mass of fur, claws and fangs' stomach. It howls, it's disturbingly human face distorting in rage as stand in place as it gets closer and closer.

It swings at me and Sam tackles its arm, holding it down as I step forward and drive my blade deep into its gut, only for it to roar and grab my head with its free hand as dark red blood bubbles out from its fur

Oh god it smells like sweaty socks

What do you do?
[] Force your head forward, digging your horns into its hand 1d20+str
[] Break free 1d20+str
[] Rip your sword out 1d100
[] Slip out 1d20+dex
[]HELP HELP 1d100
[] write in
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44739986
>[] Force your head forward, digging your horns into its hand 1d20+str
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>44739986
[] Rip your sword out 1d100
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>44739986
>[] write in
LITTLE GREEN!!
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>44739986
>[] Rip your sword out 1d100
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>44739986
>[] Force your head forward, digging your horns into its hand 1d20+str
>>
I push my head forward, as I stop breathing so I don't have to smell the terrible smell of this thing. It roars in pain and starts to squeezing my head as I hear cracking sounds from...somewhere, I can hear little green struggle to get up and.

"RAAAAAAGH" I Scream along with the monsters own shouts as I rip my blade from its gut and

why'd my face get cold and where's the ground, I blink, OH FUCK IT THREW ME,

I barely have time to freak out before I slam into a tree and slump to the ground, my stomach and back hurting as I whimper in pain, trying to stand up as I hear a wet thud and see it manage to hit sam in the gut, lifting him up as it squeezes its claws around him.

Little green manages to stand finally and
current hp: 1500 out of 1900
what do you do?
[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE IT 1d100
[] throw your sword 1d20+dex
[] stand up
[]Try to stab it from behind 1d100
[] write in
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>44740267
>[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>44740267
>[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>44740267
>[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>44740267
>[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>44740267
[] GET IT GREEN 1d100
>>
I raise my hand as my insides start to hurt...badly, like something is digging dull knives into my sides and guts

current hp: 1400

"GET IT LITTLE GREEN!" I shout as I manage to stand up, the blinding pain filling my stomach as the hiver turns, its eyes glowing green as it shrieks in rage and charges the big foot looking thing as it squeezes its hands down around Sam

there's a loud thud and Sam falls as the beast stumbles as Little green begins biting it in the back.

Sam stands back up, clutching his stomach

What do you do?
[] help him up 1d20+ speed
[] Make sure the others are safe 1d20+speed
[] RUN TO THE TOWN 1d20+speed
[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+STR AND WEAPON
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] GUT STAB 1d100
[] DISARM 1d100
[] write in
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>44740452
>[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>44740452
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+STR AND WEAPON
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>44740452
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
Big guns time
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>44740452
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>44740452
>[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>44740452
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>44740452
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED58Kzou3Sw

I reach down for my stomach, before I put my hands back on the hilt of Minor friend, grinning. Man I love Manowar, and that thing just made the biggest mistake of its couple of month long life, it hurt my friend and now...its going to die.

*Ooooh I can smell the lust on your words, you want to shred it to little bits don't you...oh go on, give into the delights of battle again, I can tell you want to*

I grit my teeth, and start to run, my boots barely staying on as I scream at the top of my lungs

"FIGHT ME YOU BIG HAIRY IDIOT" I scream as it turns, just in time for my to swing my sword into its gut, heat running down my sweating palms as the blade bursts into flames, which fill the dark swamp with light and get rid of the smell

the thing howls in pain, swatting at me as I run past it, leaving a clump of burning fur in it's stomach.

It roars and leaps at me, and I run back at it, hitting its legs as I pounces where I was a second ago

"MISS KROVACHI?!" Berry shouts sounding terrified "Mister Dracul, why are you still fighting it just run its...its"

"they can handle it...those two are...kind of scary themselves" I hear Minor say as I smirk as the thing kneels in the muck, biting at nothing "they can handle it"

"Hmm" Lucy huffs angrily as sam stares at the creature panting

"Gods" I say "Monsters and men, will die together, IN THE END!"

It screams at me, sounding like a monkey that was just shocked with a tazer and raise its arm, only for a mass of vines to pull it back, its black eyes going wide as I charge it, and Slam my still burning sword in its guts.

It falls to the ground and starts to stand again, its bones cracking as little green comes to my side and Sam cracks his knuckles

it charges me, madness and fury burning in its eyes as smoke pours from its stomach
>>
>>44740735
you are now winded
What do you do?
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] Make little green attack 1d100
[] make little green use an ability of his
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
[] DISARM it 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon
[] write in
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Rolled 85, 67, 55, 34 = 241 (4d100)

>>44740759
>[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
>>
Rolled 82, 77, 71, 44 = 274 (4d100)

>>44740759
>[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
>>
Rolled 14, 36, 88, 31 = 169 (4d100)

>>44740759
>[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
>>
Rolled 37, 44, 66, 78 = 225 (4d100)

>>44740759
>[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
>>
Rolled 26, 65, 74, 24 = 189 (4d100)

>>44740759
>[] QUAD ATTACK 4d100
>>
"What?!" Berry shouts, but she's soon drowned out by sam screaming at the top of his lungs.

"FUCK IT UP!" He shouts as he runs at it from behind as me and Little green charge it from the front it, I barely make it before my chest starts to burn, and I'm out of breath...already

it swings at me, as I swing my blade up at it. It glances my shoulders as my steel meets its chest, its swing fucked up by little green ripping into its gut in a shower of burnt hair and blood. It glares at me, as I clutch my shoulder, as I can barely manage to lift it up without feeling pain as Sam climbs on its back and starts slamming his fists into its head with loud cracks, its face deforms, before it grabs Sam, before more vines shoot up and wrap around its arms, holding it back as it struggles to break free

How the hell is it not dead let, its missing most of its stomach goddammit

current hp 900

"Okay" Sam says weakly this thing "this thing can hit like a truck, but I'm pretty sure its almost dead, so, ready to get a new fur coat eh Krovy?"

I nod slowly and
you are tired out
What do you do?
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] GANG UP ON IT 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] Swing at it 1d100
[] have little green disembowel it 1d100
[]write in
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>44741032
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>44741032
>[] have little green disembowel it 1d100
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>44741032
>[] GANG UP ON IT 1d100
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>44741032
>[] GANG UP ON IT 1d100
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>>44741079
>>44741084
>>44741099
So, how does it feel to kill NOTbigfoot
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>44741032
>[] GANG UP ON IT 1d100
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>>44741139
Eh unless it drops good loot I don't really care.
>>
>>44741139
That depends how much loot and XP it gives. Murder hobo for lyfe
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Step forward, swinging down my sword with the last bit of strength I have left, grinning as flames once again burst out of the edge of my sword, ripping open the things face as it gets burned as Sam reaches into its guts and takes out two handfuls of it, before he starts pummeling it, blood flying with each of his punches.

And little green lifts it up, nearly biting it on half as vines dig into its skin and burst out of it and it falls limp...dead

"Finally" I sigh as I fall on my sword with a sigh

Krovachi has gained 1 level
Sam and lucy have gained a level
Little green has gained a level

Level up?
[] Monster master
[] Mad swordsman
[] Barbarian
[] or another basic class

Little green levels?
[] Iron wall
[] or something else

3 points to assign for krov and green
>>
>>44741234
>[] Mad swordsman
>>
>>44741234
Barbarians a new class, What's it do?
>>
>>44741234
>[] Barbarian
>[] Iron wall

1 speed
1 strength
1 dex for Krov

3 str for lil green
>>
>>44741234
>[] Monster master
>[] Iron wall
+2STR,+1SPD
+3DEF
>>
>>44741275
Oh shit, meant beserker, sorry
>>
>>44741234
>[] Mad swordsman
>[] Iron wall
2str 1dex
3def
>>
>>44741275
>>44741279
I don't think we should expand into more than two classes, but that's just me
>>
>>44741234
>>44741286
seconding
>>
>>44741234
>[] Mad swordsman
>[] Iron wall
+2 Str +1Dex
+3 Def
>>
>>44741316
the funny thing is that each class you take for the first time gives you six points in set stats
as well as abilities
and advance classes tend to have higher hp in general
>>
>>44741341
Oh, well shit
>>
>>44741341
And you couldn't tell us this sooner why?
>>
>>44741378
We already knew this from taking Monster mAster
>>
Okay, seems mad swordsman and iron wall one

so now for LGS new skill

[] Hunker down *curl up into a ball of chitin to avoid damage at the cost of movement *
[] Sword breaker *Catch weapons in the grooves of your natural armor and break them**
[] Horn shield *use your horn as a shield for master

>>44741378
>>44741371

I was pretty sure I did, and you took a new class once before
and got more health for it

Like
you guys took a level in one of them,
sorry
>>
>>44741405
>[] Hunker down *curl up into a ball of chitin to avoid damage at the cost of movement *
>>
>>44741405
[] Sword breaker *Catch weapons in the grooves of your natural armor and break them**
>>
>>44741405
>[] Sword breaker *Catch weapons in the grooves of your natural armor and break them**
>>
>>44741405
>[] Hunker down *curl up into a ball of chitin to avoid damage at the cost of movement *
>>
>>44741405
>[] Sword breaker *Catch weapons in the grooves of your natural armor and break them**
>>
>>44741405
>[] Sword breaker *Catch weapons in the grooves of your natural armor and break them**
>>
>>44741449
Alright you can take either 1 first level
[] Dual wielding *You can dual wield

[] Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*

[] Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*

[] Feint *Attempt to distract the opponent with a false strike, uses Dex+speed*

or 1 second level

[] Whirlwind spin *twirl around, attacking all enemies around you*
[] Blade shatter *Attempt Destroy your enemies weapon, Str+ weapon*
[] Leaping strike *leap into the air and slam down into your opponent, uses dex*
[] Disembowel *try to rip your foes guts out, dealing massive damage and bleed, but putting you in great danger
[] Head strike *knock the sense out of your enemy, stunning them, uses str*
[] Crippling strike *try to cripple one of your targets limbs*
[] Sword toss *throw your blade at your enemy, angrily*
[]Deflect *able to block attacks with your weapon, and immediately counter attack*
[] GLARE *try to scare the shit out of your foes*

or make your own 1d20+learning

Also I should mention that the bloody curse is upgraded each level of mad swordsman
so currently you have +8str and speed while "Krovachi" is playing
>>
>>44741494
>[] Blade shatter *Attempt Destroy your enemies weapon, Str+ weapon*
>>
>>44741494
[] Whirlwind spin *twirl around, attacking all enemies around you*
>>
>>44741494
>[] Blade shatter *Attempt Destroy your enemies weapon, Str+ weapon*
>>
>>44741494
>[] Whirlwind spin *twirl around, attacking all enemies around you*
>>
>>44741494
[] Blade shatter *Attempt Destroy your enemies weapon, Str+ weapon*
>>
>>44741494
>[] Whirlwind spin *twirl around, attacking all enemies around you*
>>
>>44741494
>[] Whirlwind spin *twirl around, attacking all enemies around you*
We don't really have any aoe do we?
>>
Alright
writing next update
>>
"Hoooly shit...well I guess uh..you guys actually had some training real world eh?" The girl says walking back, her arms shaking "Cause...that thing kind of, how to put this..oh forget it, I'm pretty sure boss would love to you in our town ehehe even its just for a day or two"

"Y..yeah, I mean you could at least take up some s..slack and kill some more of those things" the man says sheepishly as he refuses to leave the safety of the wall

"Oh fuck off" Sam growls angrily as he limps back to the cart

"Do you really think we'll stick around after all you said to my sister?" Lucy says angrily from the cart

"Or you know, helped them when they were fighting for their lives, I mean that's just...you're bad people" Minor says angrily as I stare at the still standing fur covered creature, as the pains in my chest and lungs come back, and I realize I'm covered in muck

I sigh and rub my forehead

I want...I want a bath...a real bath, not a bath house or anything like it

What do you do?
[] drag the corpse out of the way
[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
[] feed it to Little green
[] go into town
[] Hey...can you get me a new shirt...and boots
[] write in
>>
>>44741811
>[] feed it to Little green
>[] Hey...can you get me a new shirt...and boots
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
ARMOR!
>Feed what's left to lil green
>[] go into town
Get in resupply get out.
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>[] go into town
>>
>>44741811
[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>Feed what's left to lil green
>[] go into town
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>Feed what's left to lil green
>[] go into town
Nice, that way Minor can make a equipment piece for everyone
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>Feed what's left to green
>>
>>44741811
>[] Harvest it* enough material for 2 weapons and 2 pieces of armor...or 1 trinket/ magic item*
>Feed what's left to lil green
>[] go into town
>>
I look back up at the dead monster and reach for my broken and worn down sword, my old one, the one I keep despite having no reason to...it just feels like an old friend.

"Hey what are you doing in there?" Minor asks, skipping over to me, covered in muck and sludge, her apron stained to a disgusting greenish black color

"Er...skinning it I guess?" I say, I actually don't know what I'm doing, to be honest

"Using a sword, no you'll ruin it, let me do it" She huffs "I mean You guys saved me again, so its only fair right"

"Yeah...but couldn't you do it in town, because both of you reek" Sam says, sounding a bit annoyed

"Calling the kettle black" Lucy says

"Oh you shut up" Sam sighs

"So...want me to find a bathhouse for you all then?" berry asks as sam shakes his head and walks towards the gate

Little green lays in the muck, making a kind of purring sound as he looks at the corpse as Lucy climbs up it, pulling out a small knife

"May I have the remains after she's done?" Little green asks looking at me

I nod

What do you ask Minor to make

Weapons *take 2*
[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*
[] Something for poi to play with *Writein*
[] Something for MEEE
Name them something?

What pieces of armor do you make? can make two
[] torn hide mask *head*
[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
[] Shoulders *Fur cloak*
[] Neck *bunches of fur*
[] arms *Furred bracers*
[] Legs * slightly Fur covered pants
[] feet *really good boots*
[] or extra *What ever*

OR
make 1 trinket
[] Swamp walking bone charm *Able to walk through swamps and marshes as quick as you could on solid ground*
>>
>>44742058
>[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
>[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*
>[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
>[] feet *really good boots*
>>
>>44742058
>[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
>[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*

>[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
>[] Neck *bunches of fur*
Let's go for a more barbarian style look, Maybe like pic related?
>>
>>44742058
[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*
[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
[] feet *really good boots*
>>
>>44742058
>[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
>[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*
>[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
>[] feet *really good boots*
>>
So who do you want the armor to go to?
>>
>>44742058
>[] A weapon for Sam *Clawed gloves*
>[] A staff for Lucy *Big Bone Pole*
>[] body/chest *fur vest/coat*
[] feet *really good boots*
>>
>>44742127
If it's better than what we're wearing, us
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>>44742127
Boots to us, armor to Minor, We already got a breast equip but nothing with bonuses for the feet.
>>
>>44742174
This works, only if the fur is the same as what we're wearing
>>
>>44742127
One to us, one for minor, that way everyone got something. Don't really care which is what, you can always use good boots though.
>>
Mmmkay, updating sheets, and then writing next update
>>
Well, it doesn't take her long to finish, as a golden light pours out of her knife, and a second later, the monster is gone, besides a faint golden mist in the air and a pile of torn meat on the floor, next to piles of bone and fur.

"Oh I was worried there for a second" Minor sighs wiping her brow as she raises her hammer and puffs her cheeks out "Well here goes nothing"

She swings it down, and in a burst of light, she's suddenly holding a pile of things.

"Er....maybe we can hand these out in the town" She says sheepishly as she tries to not notice Little green attacking the piles of meat and what's left of the bones "Before I lose my lunch"

"Yeah" I say nodding "I think I'll have to agree with you...but we should wait for green so they don't murder the poor thing"

"right" minor says "HEY SAM I GOT YOU SOMETHING, AND SOMETHING FOR LUCY"

"YOU GOT ME A PRESENT" Sam shouts, doing his best Abridged alucard impression as he rushes back to us, crouching down and smiling madly, the burnt side of his face looking quite...well no actually it just looks like sam

"Oh aren't you just the sweetest thing, Minor" Lucy says, from her seat of the cart

"That fast..but you just I...I ...I" Berry says, looking pretty confused as poi pats her on the head

"TOoi toi" the slimes says nodding, solemnly

"so I got you a pair of new gloves and, well they're clawed and I made them how I thought you'd like them" Minor says handing Sam a pair of light tan gloves with blood red claws stapled on the knuckles

"Oh I...I'm going to have to pay for this aren't I?" Sam sighs as his smile vanish "Well fine...I' shall call you Fuck...and You, you shall serve me well won't you hmm"

"Eventually" Minor chuckles "And Lucy I made you a staff out of one of his leg bones...I thin, but it looks nice doesn't it"

"Yes...but I was fine with, okay I can't be sour about this, that's actually really nice" Lucy says happily

"And I made myself a vest, since my other coat is kind of...too big" She
cont
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>>44742408
huffs, looking quite cross as she hands me a pair of boots, the same color as Sam's gloves, with bits of none carved into swirls and curls, almost like blood flying through the air or...spreading through water...wow that's a weird thought...but they look much better than my old ones.

I look around, and undo the strings, turning and kicking my old shoes into the depths of the swamp as I grab my news ones.

and shriek as I step into the freezing sludge, with my bare feet

What do you do?
[] take a bath in town
[] check into the inn
[] talk to one of your friends in private
[] start training Berry 1d100
[] lay in the cart and cry
[] see if there's pizza in the town
[] write in
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>>44742455
>[] take a bath in town
girl time
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>>44742455
>[] take a bath in town
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>>44742455
[] take a bath in town
>>
I huff, clenching my fists as I stomp into town, trying my best to ignore the...unique feeling of sandy, silty mud creeping up my legs and the sound it makes when I have to pull my legs out of it. I stumble into town, and get a dirty stare from an elf with red eyes and brown skin, she looks like she's pissed off just seeing me, but when she see Sam glaring at her, she scurries off. I turn back and smile at sam, who shrugs, still following after me as I walk barefoot across the nice, cold hard stone ground of the city, trying to ignore the hateful stares of most of the people in the city, who are dressed in fancy clothes, despite the fact none of them fit at all, it's like I walked out of a bayou and found a southern plantation.

And I'm too done with the day and pissed off at having to walk through the muck of the marsh and nearly getting killed by some big foot looking thing, so I ignore them, but I can hear Sam cursing under his breath as little green skuttles next to me, which shuts up most of the gossip up real quick.

I grin as I see a small two story building with a picture of a bath on it. I push the doors open and walk in, the room lit by strange blue crystals, and its nearly entirely empty, with some natural light managing to force its way through the window

"Wait...so you're taking a bath" Sam groans "aww come on I thougtht you knew were you were going"

"Sam, I need to get clean, I really do I can't stand this mud and dirt anymore, and at least try to not smell like blood for at least a few minutes" I say angrily "And you really need one to so don't you even start mister got it"

"...Yeah, just saying I prefer to see you dirty, er I mean there's no point in getting clean if you'll just get dirty literally right afterwards" Sam groans

"And this is why you don't have a girl friend" I sigh angrily as Lucy looks at various options you can buy on a black board

"Massage" She says dreamily "I could really use one of those...it doesn't cost much at all"

cont
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>>44742455
>[] take a bath in town
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>>44742623
"Oooh they have a sauna, can we go there first Krovy, can we?" Minor asks, tugging on the sleeve of my tattered shirt

"Poi toi toi" Poi tois as she tugs on my other arm as Berry looks around in awe

"Wow this place is just"

"Get out" A very angry voice "I won't let you tainting up my baths, I got a business to run here and I won't serve someone who's just going to ruin it all for laughs, and get my customers sick and"

"Soo, you don't want our money then?" Lucy asks, turning to the short blond lady, who looks like Minor...or rather she looks like she's the same race as her, with big pointed ears and fang like teeth "Because I won't go somewhere that kicks my sister out because of her...condition, and treats her like garbage for no good reason you fucking"

"Or we could just wallow in our filth" Sam says happily

"Oh seven help me, you poor boy" the little gold druergar woman says when she finally notices sam "Oh I simply must get you cleaan...your friends can bath so long as they pay, now come on, this is a great undertaking and I shall look to it you get all nice and sparkly clean...handsome"

"Uh guys?" Sam asks, sounding worried

"Thaaaanks sam" Lucy says as Sam is lead away, too shocked at what's going on to do anything "I'll thank you for this later"

"Yeah, I really owe you bro" I say nodding as I walk where the sign says the baths are "Aaand we're not paying"

"Well I wasn't going to anyways" Minor says, with an impish giggle

"OH YOU FUCKERS" Sam shouts angrily as Berry starts to giggle as Poi starts...sampling some shampoos sitting in glass bottles in the corner of the shop

Ahh finally, I can relax...now where are the baths with hot water....and some really strong smelling shampoos and soap
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>>44742719
And we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions and such
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>>44742735
thanks for running
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>>44742735
How much will Sam struggle? Will he actually come out decent looking? Will Poi eating the shampoo mess her up?
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>>44742877
she's putting him through the closest thing to an industrial bath there is
His hair won't be matted and tangled for a couple of days, so yeah actually

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