>>44738727 and now I want that episode in the new season. a senile wizard has access to time magic, but in order for jack to get him to use that magic he needs to humor him in his journey to get the spell components for it. at the end of the episode the unique component needed for the spell is destroyed/lost and jack must continue his quest.
>velociraptor familiar is either going to be the worst or best familier.
>>44740884 Despite not really having a true thumb, the orang-utan could hold the gun principally between his fingers, which have a sort of double-lock, hooking the thumb around the other side of the gun as if it were a branch, and so could easily pull the trigger with it's index.
Were I training an Orang-utan to shoot though I would attempt to instil in it the importance of holding a pistol in both hands as is proper.
A human-sized trigger guard may prove problematic for a large ape though?
Children can do that, and apparently they're comparable to children in intelligence. As a nogunz, I feel optimistic that somebody with nothing better to do with his time could teach a monkey to operate a firearm.
Though I hear their hands are less precise than humans', so that could affect their accuracy. And some article said a chimpanzee would have a hard time understanding that pulling the trigger causes harm.
But we already have drones with guns on them that shoot accurately, the beginnings of robots that can act like soldiers, and children who are far more easily trained, so gun-trained monkeys would be kind of redundant.
In a d&d session I had a friend Who played ranger and chose a squid familiar, let me tell ya the story
>I want a fucking Black squid as familiar >dm ok but you'll have to bring a 130g "aquarium bag" wich weights 6kg(dm had to do the item and calculate costs and weight) >guy doesn't care, gives the dm the character sheet for the squid >ff 3 weeks later tough fight, party in a pinch because of a fucking bugbear >ranger says "i aim the arrow at the head, I want to break his helmet" >dm rolls dice "you manage to break the visor, but the rest of the helmet is intact" >guy seems satisfied, little we knew of what the fuck he was thinking >"I convert all the attack bonus for ac using combat maestry" >wat.jpg >he goes close to the fucking bugbear >"fast extraction on the squid" >"GO SIR INKS-A-LOT SPRAY THIS FELLA" >master accepted that squid ink can be considered as the spell colored spray (idk the english translation, an aoe spell that blinds friends and foes in a small area in front of the caster with ink) >bugbear is blind, can't hit him because too much ac >rogue smashes the fuck out of the bugbear with backstabs >bugbear still alive, recovers from blindness >"I throw the squid in his face" >"GO SIR INKS-A-LOT, LET'S FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER" >squid enters a fight with the bugbear >huge bonuses because of tentacles >bugbear too stupid to understand the danger, keeps tryng to kill ranger >squid uses his beak to eat bugbear's eyes >minor damage, but now blind forever >bugbear gets rekt >guy takes the squid from the corpse, puts it on his head as a top hat and makes a squid joke
can't fucking remember what he said but was something like "when I said I was going to kill you, I wasn't fucking squidding"
keks were had that time, but squid has been useless for the rest of the fucking story we didn't get rid of sir INKS-A-LOT only because of that glorious fight
>>44745383 > can reach highly placed books > can read eldritch tomes that would made a mortal mind shatter > can slap every ignorant fucker with inhuman force > can be made happy with a couple of bananas Yup, it is the greatest.
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