The GM tells you to select a character class:
>Harlequin
+Mobile
+Zone-control
>Pierrot
+Tank
+Zone-Control
>Scaramouche
+Mobile
+DPR
>Caliban
+Tank
+DPR
>Cassilda
+Mobile
+Support
>Camilla
+Tank
+Support
>>44704018
>>Scaramouche
>+Mobile
>+DPR
And then I do the grim fandango.
>>44704081
>Fandango
That's a skill! You can get that.
>>44704018
Taking Carmilla here.
>>44704018
Cassilda, I suppose. Being helpful is fun.
>>44704018
Dammit GM, I'm fucking tired of you trying to put MMO terms and shit in this game, I'm out.
>>44704018
>>Camilla
>+Tank
>+Support
lets roar!
what's a camilla?
>>44704435
King in Yellow reference.
GM is clearly stretching for ideas.
>not allowing the Fool
shit game, op, wouldn't play
>>44704511
>not allowing the Fool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot
Hmmm... could use a Columbina class tho'.
>>44704018
Harlequin
need a balanced party
>>44704018
the fuck is dpr
>>44704018
Building classes based on combat only
0/10
>>44707287
Damage per Retard
It's the amount of damage a Player Clown can deal to you.
>>44707297
You fool! The only conflict in this game is staged!
Tanking?! That's how well you can handle booing, other characters fucking up and rotten vegetables thrown at you!
DPR?! That's how entertaining you are! Drama per round!
Support?! Obviously cheering on your fellow jesters, writing masterful sketches, plays and routines!
And Zone-Control is obviously your stage presence.
Mobility is used to get the fuck out fast when your asshole scaramouche accidentally insults the king or the caliban has been fucking his wife.
>>44704018
>Hear the name of the classes
>Quit the game and never speak with this pretentious faggot again.
>>44707491
>he doesn't like acting
Can I play a Pulcinella, or are we restricted to corebook classes ?
>>44707517
If I judge by his "pretentious", I think it's more that he doesn't like culture.
>no Pantalone
>no Il Dottore
>no Brighella
>no Il Capitano
I commend my GM on his idea, but scold him for incompleteness.
>>44707457
Jester: the Theatrics
All the world's a stage - and in the grim World of Darkness, it takes a special kind of person to see the humor in everything. And perhaps through their Routines, they can make everyone feel just a little bit better, if only for a few moments.
>no Rodeo Clown class with Taunt Beast
>>44711649
take my money
>>44710061
NPC classes are only available with gm approval
Do you really want everyone playing a Zap Brannigan clone Capitan?
>>44713861
Or a Bender clone Brighella?
(There really needs to be a Futurama rpg)