Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ; You had your party, had your rigged court session, and now you're in a prison cell in a place with experimentation and monsters.
And that's where we left off
You are Melina the Rodian, it's your first day in prison.
"Keep your head down out there"
You head out into the courtyard
And the first thing you see is your headless body on the ground
You try to scream, but you left your voicebox on your body.
And now you're one with the cosmic force.
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You freak out your screamy Bith bunkmate by shouting about killing the chancellor and working out
You need to figure out the gimmick with this place so you leave for the courtyard
you freaked out cellmate shouts
"Watch your head!" as you leave, you question him, but he's a bithering mess so you go on without him
You arrive in the courtyard,
>what do with 1d100
No like seriously can you sum up?
Are we Kyran's ghost seeing through someone's eyes? Whose body did you see?
"Your" body? Kyran's? Melina's? Someone elses?
Who is one?
Who talked to whom?
What the fuck dude
We saw some random chick die
Now you're kyran again
You decide to stroll in and-
Barely dodge that claw go past your face
You see it fly away
What the fuck
Anyway, time to fuck the biggest thing in here.
Which is a 13ft red sket with a horn and giant muscles you can spot across the courtyard
What the fuck
A little man with rat features walks up to you, one hand behind his back.
"Heyyyy, do you have the cheese you get in the rations when new prisoners' come? I could reaaaaaally use that cheeese maaaayn"
"What's in your hand friend?"
"Hmm, liars don't get cheese"
He switches hand behind his back
"seeee? nothing man"
You start eating the cheeese
"JUST GIMME THE FUCKING CHEESE" he shouts before you throw the cheese into the air, and as he looks up, gouge his eyes out, leaving him wriggling bleeding on the ground to a chorus of onlookers before you catch the cheese and walk to new muscletits while eating
As you approach a smaller yellow girl says "ooh, fresh meat"
You keep eye contact locked on red, unphased by the only 11 foot yellow sket, "Yeah, and it's right in front of me"
Red finally speaks, "Sasha like you, infact, sasha like you so much, she kill you with snu snu instead of smashing brains in. deal?"
"How about I kill you with snu snu, meat?"
she drops everything and battle stances, pushing her flankers back to 1v1 teach you a lesson about why she's top dog in here.
You'd magic words, but you're not sure if she'd understand contact, and force powers are blocked, which you're pretty sure that is.
>what do in detail with 1d100
they lucky i ain't asked for rolls yet
calm it liiiiike
Rolled 26 (1d100)
Gasp and point at her nose, then cunt punch her.
Use her height as an advantage to hit low weak spots such as her leg tendons, ankles and generally the genital area.
If you don't know, one of the most lethal spots is pretty low: the femoral artery. That said, keep hitting low and look for an opportunity to drop her down (big, big fall, etc) and then go straight for the face.
Huuh okay what is this supposed to mean
Oh yeah to clarify: ofc hitting low not just because it's easier to hit low, but because she'll have a hard time blocking it.
If she tries punching we can dodge it easily, and if she tries kicking we can dodge and use it as the chance we need to trip her because of the shift in balance.
chill out bruh, best out of three rolls
and it's too OOC for kyran to just go without any consent, verbal or non verbal, scared of repeating ranlis mistakes yaknow, at lest from the way he's been played
You say "Yay bby wan sum dik?" and don't see any change
Must be cos she's red, yeah, that's why.
You freak out in greatly acted surprise and point at her nose, she stops and crosses her eyes trying to see it, and you cunt punch her, and she grabs her crotch with one hand, trying to backhand you with the other, which you sweep under.
You constantly make blows to tendons, weaving back and forth, stamping on toes, wearing her down.
eventually she over extends and you get behind her, kicking in both backs of the knees till she's on the ground, and you grab the back of her ponytail yanking her hair back, pressing into the back of her.
she can't think of any counters, and you're standing on the back of her knees,
"I win, admit it, and i'll release the pressure"
"...You win" she sighs, much to the chagrin of her compatriots.
>what do now?
jeez, i'm not a workhorse :'(
was only 12 minutes, most qm's take 30 at minimum
you're only half mando, as far as you know, your mom was plain human.
"What's your species called anyway?"
"Ah, well you're mine now."
"You can't claim Sasha"
"You haven't earned Sasha"
"I beat you, you owe me"
"NO SASHA DOESN-"
The yellow intterrupts
"Dasha do it"
The blue and red are stunned.
"Why Dasha" the red boss Sasha asks
"H-he owed, Dash not want leader sullied by filthy tiny man dick"
Sasha would tear, but Sasha must remain strong
"Would you accept Dasha as prize, Sasha know Dasha not much, but worthy substitute?"
Take out the exogorth
"I'm no tiny man, and I take both. I take all. I am the one who conquers all, I am DEATH the destroyer incarnate"
They better acquiesce before we go nuts.
"It's sasha or nothing"
"Sasha say you no get Sasha!"
"How do I earn Sasha?"
"BY BEATING SASHA AND CREW IN FAIR COMBAT" She says bucking you off as her crew comes in, swinging like madmen
Normally you'd do well, but there's like 6 giant arms at once, and they're employing team work, your best bet is to esca-
And you took one to the exogorth, she's shaking her hand in pain, but you're on the ground in pain.
You manage to stand and put up a stance.
They approach, fire int heir eyes, but are cut off, by about 10 harpies
"STAND ASIDE BIRDS"
AA giant chorus of deafening chirps rings out, you don't speak harpy, but the gestures, the tone
"there's no dick here, you try break dick, we take you down"
The teams stand off
"Sasha want basketball court tomorrow in pittance"
The harpies nod, and the giants leave
The biggest harpy turns to you, and speaks basic, well, butchered basic
"You for fine?"
She gets confused and panicky and thinks of words.
"I'm doing just fine, i'm K, and you are?"
She takes a minute to translate and respond in her head.
"Fine! Hey K! I marcy mother..........Matriarch Marcia!"
"What's going on in this prison?"
"...........We all live peaceful in tribes, then, giant bows in sky drop people, we not fight together so fell together, fell here" she says, the sadness in her voice an eery main orchestra to the backong of the bouncing basketball behind her, squeaking and thudding.
"Thanks for the help Marc-"
"Thanks for the help Marcia"
She steely eyes you, then goes back to being happy go lucky
You check your ration list
1 cheese, 2 packs of random garden growing seeds for your room's planter, 1 bag of nuts, 1 fruit bag
"Everything, for help!"
She flutters her eyes and wings
"use small words"
"i got the intent, but we tae dick when we want ti, when during heat, not now, rations now"
"I need more info first"
"now more info to words, now rations"
Rolled 501 (1d666)
There has to be other corpses around, come on.
It's time for some family friendly canniballism.
Well it's not cannibalism if it ain't human.
Also praising Space Satan.
Rolled 54 (1d100)
i just bat the shit out of something four times your size i'm a half mandolorian motherfucker who killed a hutt my penis is bigger than your brain cavity i ain't gotta gve you shit
There's only bones and the slimes have a bone pile
She doesn't understand you crazed tone or words and you confused her, so she reset herlself
"ration K, rations!" she chirps smiling
Rolled 82 (1d100)
Break one of their necks when they charge and swing her as an improvised weapon, as their claws will be on the tip of our Morning Harpy.
My patience is fucking done, these people suck, nobody puts out and they want our food, they can eat fucking harpy claw and Kyran's robotic fist.
Playtime is ogre.
- HIS - NUMBER TWICE? PRAISE KHORNE
You prepare your fist, and as you've divebombed by nine harpies at once, they all go limp, as do you, when the shock collars kick in, taking out everybody, and forcing a lock down.
You awake in the cell with a note from the warden saying "I saved your life boy, those were poison talon birds, i.e, one scratch and death. And if you ever wanna get out and see your family gain, I suggest you start behaving boy"
The cell doors open, lunch time, though you can choose to skip out and stay in your room, perfectly reasonable, you did cause a lock down after all
These are Grade A force limiters around your neck, not some force siphoners to some force cannon, and aswell as that, the entire facility has a force dampening affect on it, so no.
you decide to stay in the cell excercisng, telling your crazy bith roommate to grab you something to eat
He just whistles and garbles, you think that's a yes.
You start doing squats and lifts and before you know it, your cell mate returns with half an eaten apple, half a drunk juice box, half an eaten piece of cornbread
"Why's half of it missing?"
"One plate per prisoner"
"But we're two prisoners?"
"Yes, but I at the counter was one"
"So what's this?"
"I saved half mine for you"
You eat his food while he reads
>what do now