>Jewish Dwarves >East Asian Elves >Mongol Orcs >Native

Alright, I can dig it. Though Dwarves are pretty Jewish anyway. Or at least Discworld Dwarves are.

Germanic Barbarians are the beast races.

> Irish Halflings
> Italian-American Dwarves
> Comanche Orcs
> British Elves
> Babylonian Tieflings
> Extinct Gnomes
> Aztec Drow

>>44675444
>>Slav Drow
Drow slav wat do?

>>44675444
>East Asian Elves
So to make this more granular...
Korean Wood Elves (Korea has a very, very old archery tradition), Chinese High Elves, and Japanese Mountain Elves (haughty isolationists)?

>>44675444

>Murrican Dwarves

>>44675444
Ok but what about

>Maori/mayan orcs
>Tibetan/mongol elves
>Middleeast/persian humans
>Slavic/soviet dwarves

>>44676060
Realtalk, Aztec drow would give you all the edgelord evil culture without all the fetish stuff, that's a pretty great fix

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Who are the humans?

> scottish dwarves
> posh english elves
> slavic orcs
> chinese gnomes
Becauase orientals are short anyway

>>44675444
>Jewish Humans
>East Asian Humans
>Mongol Humans
>Native American/Mesoamerican Humans
>Indian Humans
>Cockney/Scottish/Welsh Humans
>Slav Humans
fixed

>>44678789
>Korea has a very, very old archery tradition
So does Japan you troglodyte
>Chinese High Elves
Oh yes China is the center of everything like always am I right? Get a fucking grip

>>44676300
Squat.

>>44680211
>t. butthurt Jap

>>44680231
>talks shit about china
>is obviously a jap
are you even trying?

>>44680211
t. Abe Barbosama

>>44680211
>>44680231
If anything the Japs would be the Drow.

Have you seen/read what those fuckers did in WWII?

Eating prisoners of war as a delicacy, biological and chemical weapons research on civilians, and more.

The guys made cartoon villains look tame.

>>44680313
You do realize other countries did that as well right?
>eating POWs as a delicacy
Now that's just plain untrue and you know it

>>44680331
Unit 731, get off the internet.

>>44680211
Except Japan has OTHER martial traditions as well.
The archery one is basically ALL Korea has for ancient martial traditions.
>>44680211
>Oh yes China is the center of everything like always
No, it's just that in D&D High Elves are the ones most commonly encountered by other races. That's pretty obviously the country that has to order people NOT to have kids, rather than the one that's having trouble convincing their young people TO have kids. And it's certainly not a fit for the nation that only opened up their borders to international trade when a dude rolled up into the harbor and said "Open your borders or we'll start shelling your capital."

>>44680358
>The archery one is basically ALL Korea has for ancient martial traditions.
Korea's most well known martial traditions are memes like turtle ships and the hwacha, but that doesn't translate very well into elves

>>44680331
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshio_Tachibana

I know they teach you cucks that the Nazi's were the worst, but the Japs did some things that even the SS would find tasteless.

>>44680409
Also, nobody practices with the hwacha or the turtle ship in the modern world. Traditional archery is still a thing in Korea that people practice.

>>44680423
>two soldiers
>not a mention of them being eaten as a delicacy
>a drunken and alcoholic officer
you make me laugh anon. sure the Japanese did some terrible things in comparision to the Germans, but it's nothing that hasn't been done before

>>44675444
I remember the Slav drow threads. Those were hilarious.

>>44675444
Instead, how about

>Arab Dwarves
>Cajun Elves
>Basque Orcs
>Aborigine Beastmen
>Inuit Gnomes
>Polynesian Tieflings
>Bavarian Drow
>Alien Humans

>>44675444
>his non-human civilizations are caricatures of a single human culture.
Get a load of this faggot

>>44680492
>Eating human flesh while drinking.
>Not eaten as a delicacy.

Okay pal, sure, stay in denial.


Anyways, Japs are Drows, but instead of being darkies they're a sickly bone white.

>>44676300
Go bowling of course

>>44675444
Canadian Satyrs

>Indian Gnomes

Since...since when? How did you even come to that conclusion?

>>44680656
>Not filling your world with gnomes driving cheap clockwork taxi cabs.
>Not make all the corner store owners hindi gnomes.
>gnome doctors don't do yoga.

How boring.

>>44680701
Aren't gnomes suppose to be British tho?

>>44680774
They're not-Indian Gnomes living in not-modern-Britain obviously.

>>44680550
make the elves Jamaican and I'm sold
>brown elves with dreads speaking patois
muh dick

>>44680774
Yeah, did you not read the post?

>>44676300
Look at big human titties

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>>44675444
>Canadian Klingons
>Indian Vulcans
>American Terrans

>>44681148
>Jamaican elves
Warcraft. The trolls are Jamaican and elves are just degnerate trolls

>>44675444
>East Asian Elves
Why is it always East Asia? Why no Southeast Asia? The archipelago?

>>44681540
Because no one cares about the niggers of Asia

>>44680701
I admit, I don't like gnomes. But this could make me like gnomes.

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>>44675951
Of course it would be the Germanics.

>>44681556
southeast asia is best asia
where else could all the trashy australians go for a holiday?

>>44680701
shit that's actually good.

>>44680358
Korea has the Flower Knights (noble warrior-scholar ideal) and the Joeson lancers/tridents.

>>44675444
>Slav drow
In soviet underdark, fungus eats you.

>>44685272
Actually, using Korea for elves is oddly fitting in some settings due to the differing Korean cultural emphases. Unlike Japan, Korea has far less of a "warrior ideal" or culture (which isn't to say that they don't fight or that thei don't consider it a noble skill, but that they never quite believed to the same extent that the measure of a proper man is in being a powerful warrior). Whereas Japanese culture emphasizes discipline and stoicism, Korean culture emphasizes the qualities of "gentleness", "elegance", "innocence" (note the Korean creation myth, describing a toothless, close-lidded proto-humanity with great divine powers who fed only on the Earth's Milk. It is only when one such being was tempted into eating a grape, harming another life for his satisfaction, that humanity grew teeth, opened its eyes and lost its divine sight powers) and "creativity" (it is no coincidence that North Korea added a paintbrush to the classical communist hammer and sickle). Flowers are a major theme in Korean mythology, with magical flowers, flower gods and an entire class of magicians who draw power from special flowers.

China may fit if you focus on the imperial image of the Qin or Ming dynasties. The appearance that China is as far above any other civilization as "humans are above beasts", the apex of culture, unfathomably ancient and incomparably massive, possessing all the riches of the Earth.

>>44675444
I always do something like:

>Scottish Dwarves
>Native American/French Elves
>Viking/Nigger Orcs
>Jewish Gnomes
>English/Irish Hobbits
>Australian Drow

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>>44675444
>Slavic dwarves
>Hindu elves
>Greek orcs
>Southeast asian beast races
>Yuropeen gnomes
>Bedouin tieflings
>'Murican drow
extinct humans

>>44675444
>Slav Drow
Oi fuck you, da?

>>44675444
Okay, now tell me why your setting is interesting.

The /pol/migrants are taking over.

>>44685551
Morning, Kim.

>>44680701
That's pretty good.

Reminds me of the time with the French dwarves

>>44685932
What did you do with French dwarfs, anon?

>>44687407
The opera.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37724831/

>>44675444
>Reducing your races down to X Human Culture/Y Fantasy Race
You know how I know your setting is shit?

>>44687654
Because this is /tg/, and you automatically assume everything done by anyone else is shit?

Elfskimoes.

>>44680173
The Welsh aren't human, anon.

>>44685777
Doesn't Kim actually mean something like scholar?

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>>44681660
>1916
>Somme, France
>British trenches
>The soldiers nerviously go about their affairs as their officers peer over the trenches, looking for any German activity
>They see nothing but mist, until suddenly
>"Lads, they're coming!"
>First one
>Then two
>Then thousands
>Thousands of German soldiers dressed like brightly colored ponies
>Their determined battlecries fill damp morning air
>"Für Equestria! Für Celestia!"
>"On all levels but ze physical, ich bin ein hund! [barks externally]"
>"Check your hominid privilege, Britscum!"
>It was then the British noticed that they themselves were antropomorphic cats all along

>>44675444
>>Indian Gnomes
>>Cockney/Scottish/Welsh Tieflings
>>Slav Drow
you lost me here, I don't think I've ever seen these

Though I don't play in new D&D settings

>>44680492
I'm sure just about any kind of torture a human being could possibly conceive has been done before, but that doesn't make it any less terrible when it does happen.

>>44691604
My point was that holding the Japanese army up to be some standard of ultimate evil is stupid and one-sided since all the crimes they have done have already been done. It's not like they created a new standard of cruelty or evil

>>44685675
>>Slavic dwarves
So they get crazy machines and die for stupid reasons like in Dorf Fort?

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>>44675444
>jewish dwarves
done
>east asian elves
done
>mongol orcs
done
>native american beast races
about to do
>scottish tieflings
wat
>slav drow
nope

what would arabs/persians be? Tieflings?

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>>44694947
arabs would be orcs, persians would be anything that revolves around being the good guy considering that the first is devoted to invading and raiding while the other follows a religion that is probably the most "good guy" religion in human history

>>44694947
Tieflings are Jewish diaspora

>>44693592
I think he chose scottish because it's so alien from Asianic cultures.

Hmm, let's see
>My Orcs are Ghurka
>My elves don't have a culture
>My dwarves are Persian/Mesopotamian
>My drow are all dwarf slaves. (it's for the best, really)
>Humans, Halflings and Gnomes have all been living together and interbreeding so much that it's rare to find a pureblood or even a cultural distinction at that.

>>44691953
Aye, 'tis sad the levels of hate to which men drive themselves, and no specific race has a monopoly on atrocity.

However, injustice must never be forgotten, and the shame of your ancestors must hang over you like a sword. The Imperial Japanese Army was an atrocity engine (That'd be a good name for a band), and we shouldn't forget it. If we ever forget what we are capable of, what we are all really capable of, than we might slip into that same arrogance of justice that caused such pain to begin with. Justice is not driven by a fear of others, it is driven by our fear of ourselves.

>>44685551
>I'm totally not a Korean, what are you implying, funny westerners

>>44681660
>>44691410
why are there so many furries in Germany

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>>44676300
They do this stuff.

>>44675444
>having elves as anything other than Scandinavian

>>44675444
Sounds awfully uncreative, can't you come up with anything yourself?

>>44693458
Pretty much.