edge

>>44655425
"Pssh.. nothin personnel kid..."

"Nothing personal."
"Did you really try THAT against ME?"
"This is your end."
"Pathetic."

>>44655425
"IT'S NOT A PHASE, DAD!"

What do u think of "greet the darkness for me"

>>44655425

Why do people keep thinking Kill la Kill characters are edgy and put them on Shadow the Hedgehog tier when its all so very clearly tongue in cheek.

Oh, and for a line... hmm...

"You'll never understand me!"

>>44655425
"I will END you."

>>44655425
"You don't stand a GHOST of a chance!"

"Heh"

>>44655447
/thread

>>44655425
"Shhhh no tears now, only dreams."

>>44655425
"trump should be president"

Op her. I guess i should expand this a bit further and also request actions as he does the one liner. System is pathfinder btw

>>44655824
What class?

>>44655824

Give us the character(s) involved.

Puns always make things edgier.

>>44655856
Kineticist

>>44655800
wew lad

>>44655800
He said "edgy", not "retarded"

>>44655559
I actually like that in a nonedgy way.

>>44655723
I fucking hate that sound. I have never met a single person who made this sound and was also pleasant to be around.

>>44655908
>trump supporter
>retarded
Either go back to reddit or go to /pol/ with your baiting.

>>44655935
Heh.

>>44655425
Edgy characters usually monologue and berate instead of dropping one liners.

>>44655480
If Christopher Lee was saying those, it would make perfect sense.

>>44655866
So basic backstory is a character that as a chuld was possesed by a devil and was forced to kill both his parents and then proceed to rape his sister to death. Using his anger and will, he awoke his powers from the void to expel the devil from within him. From that day on he has decided to hunt the devil to avenge his family using weapons made from their corpses.
The PCs consist of a retard barbarian who cannot hug people due to trauma involvimg hugging a child, a cleric who is starting to want to fall to darkness, a russian gubslinger who lost his kid, elsa and a literal whore.

>>44656020
Wow, that is sufficiently edgy.

"All WORTHLESS!"

"This is the greatest pleasure you'll ever feel!" Bonus points for not even lewd.

"I'll show them ALL!"

"THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!"

"Requiescat in pace."

"Requisition in pace."

"Reconquistador in pace."

"Everyone will be equal when they're all dead!" if you want to make him right wing.

"You sheeple will believe ANYTHING the man tells you!" if you wanna make him left.

...or just use both and make him a tool in general. This edgy enough? How'd I do?

By the way, Ow the Edge mellows out in Sonic Battle.

>>44656020
I will take you like they took em!

>>44656020
What the fuck is this game?

>>44656124
Thats a good question. I don't know.

>>44656020
"i killed my parents you think i can't kill you"
"i beat my demons, what have you got"
"i'll suck you're dick"

>>44656195
btw "you're" was intentional

>>44656195
One of these things is not like the others!

>>44656020
that was a beautiful paragraph i just read.
are you going full ham with this guy?

>>44656230
by the looks of it, there's so much ham he needs multiple pigs.

>>44655425
"TASTE my Darkness!"
"BURN with me!"
"Feel the Hatred!"
"Tremble before me!"
"Test thy manhood against my own!"
"Your expulsions of manliness only make me HARDER!"

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>>44656007

Yeah well pic related doesn't mean most people who wear fedoras don't look/act like idiots

>>44655824
Have him pull out a scroll of http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/g/ghost-sound
Then put on edgy background music for the fight.

>>44656230
Yea basically. I also forgot his name. Hanzo steel bc kill bill. Yes or no?

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>>44656255
>"Test thy manhood against my own!"
>"Your expulsions of manliness only make me HARDER!"

>>44656288
preferably with a chorus singing curses in an ancient language

>>44656320
cool. then if possible make it so he speaks very calmly, but somehow his voice resonates in a loud and "threatening" way

>>44656320
This fucker wear a trench coat too?

>grabs PC by the throat
"Back the fuck off?!"

>>44656255
>>BURN with me!
One of the worst episodes of Doctor Who.

"Perhaps now you'll understand true pain!"
"Giving up so easily? I thought I had a challenge."

>>44656379
Of course. Leather trenchcoat and on each of his knuckles a letter so it spells out "Fuck you!"

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>>44656341
Somehow went from suggesting lines from Nightmare to Mascumax.

>>44656408
Agreed, but you gotta admit it fits OP's desire for edgy lines.

>>44656430
Quotation marks included?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

"hmm... you're not worth showing my TRUE POWER!"
"you're still trying? You know it's pointless! Heh, i supposed you really are stupid"
"This is getting boring. Allow me to end this miserable excuse for a fight"
(when defeated)"This *coughs blood* isn't *again* ove- *once more*"

>>44656480
well if he's not missing any fingers he can add the exclamation AND quotation marks!
...but if he's going to be the edgiest he might miss a ring finger, just because

>>44656480
Nah. Wanna see how the PCs react to an noc with that level of angst. Maybe it'll devolve into absolute joke later tho

>>44656593
Fuck as soon as i finished posting my last response u gotta come here and suggest such good shit.

>>44656124
The Aristocrats!

>>44656593
>"hmm... you're not worth showing my TRUE POWER!"
Or "that was only 15% of my power" because true edge master know exactly what their power level is and how much they are using.

>>44655662
> "You'll never understand me!"
Should be "You'll never understand my pain!" because beneath the emotionless facade of an edge master there is great emotional turmoil. Or something.

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Here's your character portrait, OP:

>>44657007
O god now im imagining an old 70 year old who never stopped being edgy.

"I know pain. Let me share it with you"

>>44657041
"we used to know REAL pain back in the day!"
"i'll hurt as bad the kaiser hurt me!"
"shh... ooga booga, bah"

>>44657041
He takes the "get off my lawn" to a whole new level.

>>44655425
Whats edgy about ryuko?

>>44658989
I think people see "giant scissor-sword used to kill my dad" and "armor that drinks my blood to gain power" as the main edge characteristics, but forget that most if not all edginess in KLK is intended to be a form of comedy or don't count it as negative points in their assessment.

Anything said by Nightmare (or Sigfried when they were both the same person, or any malfested in SCV) would work.

>>44659063
While Ryuko isn't a super edgy character and is normally a pretty nice girl, she does have some pretty edge moments.

>>44655425
>spam teleport moves
>constantly go for backstabs
>talk like they've already won
>darkness/void elemental attacks
>remark about how 'these powers are nothing compared to what's inside them'
>use a katana
>scoff at the party's weapons of choice
>constant condescension and attempts at being cool

>>44656007
Read that as Christopher Walken at first and burs ted out laughing.

>>44656739
Oh boy, heeeere we go!

INTO HELL

>>44658989
Black and red outfits are automatically edgy.

>>44655888
"How's it feel having your mind blown?"

>>44655425

'I AM the hype!'

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>>44655447
>first post

>>44655425
>Kill la Kill
>Edgy
It's like nobody actually watched the show.

>>44655958
ha ha ha
ishygddt

>>44661111
I didn't, looked like horse-shit from the start.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/JapaneseStockPhrases?from=Main.JapaneseStockPhrases
Use these to great effect

https://youtu.be/XA-4B2d4L18

>>44655425
>"You deserve much worse."
>"Everything you fight for is worthless!"
>"I kill because it's the only thing I can do."
>"Just return to dust."
>"I'll put you all out of my misery."
>"You're all pathetic."
>"All of that training you did is pointless before real power."
>"Go ahead and cry. It won't help."
>"I'll tear everything down."
>"Your paltry emotions and cowardly rules hold you back!"
>"Why should I care if you live or die?"
>"I won't waste my time on sheep."

>>44661146
It's actually an amazing satire of modern animu while still having an interesting and entertaining plot in it's own right. It's very much not edgy.

>>44661300
I didn't say it was edgy, I said it was shit.

And from what I -have- seen of it popping around, it is shit.

Not to invalidate your opinion with mine, I just don't like it is all.

>obligatory "uer a fage bich"

>>44660147
That's the way it should be

>>44655425
A THOUSAND OF YOUR KIND HAVE FALLEN BEFORE ME

- le shrek

So, wait. VEGETA. The largely unrepentant mass murdering thug, is less edgy than a chick who never killed anyone?

>>44661549
Well, anyone except Discomilf.
And Discomilf was basically a willing pod person at that point, so...

>>44661514
Le Shrek, ultimate edgelord of videogames

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7x4SlanIeI

Look through dota 2 wiki hero responses for edge lord lines. Each champion has over 1000 oneliners

dota2.gamepedia.com

Doom has good ones. "I am the midnight of your soul"

>>44655935
Heh.

>>44661338
Fair enough. People are allowed to have their own opinions.

>>44655759
Don't use this one as edgy, it has potential to be either hilarious as fuck, or be the ultimate way to make the players hate the villain with the fiery passion of a thousand neutron stars if he says it after actually killing a character.

>>44655425
There isnt anything edgy about kill a kill girl apart from the whole powered by blood thing.

>>44655662
Same with DmC Dante, he's hardly edgy other than having plenty of fucks to give.

Oh wait, the guy who made the pic never played the game.

>>44655935
I sort of laugh like heh, heh, heh. People tell me I sound evil when I laugh.

>>44656518
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL (until I drink a potion)

>>44656739
Fucking hell, oldest joke in the book, but it still gets me when executed properly. 5 star post, you critted on timing.

>>44662202
Isnt there official art of him cutting himself or something?

As much of a FF7 fan I am, the edgiest line I've ever heard is still

>What is it you cherish most? Give me the pleasure of taking it away.

'' Enjoy your victory, while it lasts ''

Insignificant speck of feculent scum.

>>44662253
If there is I'm having a hard time finding it.

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>>44662299
Not cutting himself but ripping open your chest to confirm you have a heart is arguably worse.

>>44662326
Point noted, it does make sense in context though.

>>44662326
Well I don't remember him doing anything like that in game, or ever acting in such a way as to suggest he wouldn't have the typical wtf reaction to seeing someone do that.

>>44662386
Backstory I presume.

>>44662385
I haven't played that game in a while, what's the context again?

"When you go to hell, tell them I sent you, and apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience"

>>44662394
He didn't find out that he was the child of an angel and a demon until the events of DmC. He doubted his humanity due to his superhuman capabilities and having no memories of his early childhood.

As to why he'd deliberately puncture his skin, his inhuman durability probably made it impossible to feel his pulse or heartbeat through his skin but that's just speculation.

>>44662202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
Though Vorgil is the edgiest

>>44662418
>He didn't find out that he was the child of an angel and a demon
Wait what? Is his mom an angel now? Thats lame.

>>44662441
>Thats lame.
Like the entire game.

>>44662434
The Spanish would fit old dante perfectly.

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>>44660147
What the hell, some of his movie quotes actually fit this thread well
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
"I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead."
"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."
"Let's understand each other. I sang the first hymn when the stars were born. Not that long ago, I announced to a young woman, Mary, who it was she was expecting. On the other hand, I've turned rivers into blood. Kings into cripples. Cities to salt. So, I don't think that I have to explain myself to you."
"Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day..."

>>44662555
Just goes to show you can pull any line of if you have enough charisma.

>>44655425
I remember there was an edit someone made to this chart, where they added a new level for a guy from some RPG Maker game where the dude's little sister was raped by a guy she met from a chatroom and he started pretending to be a girl so he could lure out creepers and kill them.

Anyone remember the name of that game? I can't for the life of me remember the name.

>>44663239
Why is that edge? Sounds more like Dexter with internet dating.

>>44663354
Rape and Revenge as a genre is pretty edge even when it's the girl herself doing it, let alone a sibling.

>>44656108
>"Requisition in pace."
IG Regiment catchphrase get!

Thanks anon

>>44663415
Revenge itself was never edge, from your description it sounds like a killer that used the excuse of revenge to do something he loves.

>>44655425
Just have him sing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>>44663354
It was some of the stuff he said. That, and just his design and personally really screamed "CRAAAWWLIN' IIIIN MY SKIIIIN".

The concept sounds alright on paper. Seeing the demo (was it a demo? Or was it just a trailer? Been so long), I could see that in practice it was really edgy.

>>44661549
Ryoko is hardly edgy at all, she just gets that rep on account of wearing black and red and having powers fueled by her blood.

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>>44662202
He's goddamn edgy compared to old Dante, hell even DMC 2 Dante wasn't that edgy and he was the most hated untill "not in a million years" Donte came along.

The game was shit and it wasn't only because of the character.

>>44664334
Thats pretty good.

>>44664477
Your quad dubs are pretty good as well

" Better you be in peace with your God now... because I'm coming for your neck".
Edgy, isn't it ?

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>>44664477
the dubbed one has spoken.

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>>44659517
Yeah, but they all make sense in context. It's not really out of nowhere, it builds to it, and she's forced to deal with some fucking buuulllshit man.

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>>44661568
Not even. Best Mom an heroed, Ryuko was totally going to let her come back down to Earth.

>>44664735
Man, Nui is such a well-done character. They do a good job of making it clear why she's so fucked up, without just spelling it out for you like you're retarded.

After attacking
>"Stay down where you belong"
Tanking a hit
>"That tickles."
Dodging
>"Futile."
Retorting
>"You'd better save your breath for screaming."

Myriad

>"You are a waste."
>"Petty fools. Worthless."
>"Your silly speeches are NOTHING over the blood I have on my hands!"
>"I will be the one to free you from your lies. Embrace my blade - that's the only truth for you"

>>44664555
Nice trips yourself

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>>44664735
>male Nui

>>44665159
My nigger of fine taste. Also, fittingly, you're unique poster number 69. Just as I would 69 a male Nui.

>>44655425
I can't help but notice that no one in this thread has questioned or suggested what a 12 on that edge-o-meter should be, seeing as no one on it tops out.

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>>44665004
Agreed.

It just takes a moment of thought, really.

>Ragyo was Nui's only parental figure. Ever.

That in and of itself says. Everything. You just wanna give the poor bitch a hug. And possibly drown her.

But the hug is important.

The way they make her 'off' is also neat, with the limited animation and skipping from frame to frame.

>>44665355
Yeah, she manages to be really understandable, and sympathetic, but not necessarily...well, not sure how to phrase it, but if she were an NPC in a game I was in, I'd try to make friends, and maybe get her on our side, but if she wasn't willing, I wouldn't lose sleep over having to kill her.

She's somehow both monstrous, and understandable at the same time, in a way that's really hard to manage.

>>44655425
"Nothing matters. Now die!"
"I'm going to skull fuck all of you!"
"The void will greet you as I bring you agony."
"Disgusting heroes! You don't know who you're dealing with!"
"Nobody is stronger than me! I'm going to teach you that the bloody way!"

>>44656195
>"i beat my demons, what have you got"

So much depends on who's saying it...Irenicus says basically this in the final battle of Baldur's Gate II, but it doesn't come across as edgy at all.

>>44655425
I actually did this to my players in a ridiculous planescape campaign where the players all made bards and were part of a Metalocalyps type band.

His name was SaNguiNeS, MaSter of the Edge.

I only described his appearance as the edgiest OC you have ever seen, just so I could later say things like, "His trench coat flutters on dark winds as he glares at you from behind the mascara."

He fought by being edgy. He literally beat my players with EDGE. Whenever he said something edgy like, "I killed my parents when I was possessed by a demon" the players would get cuts and gashes. and if what he said was really edgy the whole place would start getting shredded from the EDGE.

Their first encounter started the campaign off when he got onto their spelljamer and EDGED it into oblivion with the line, "I don't even know what is real anymore after I diagnosed myself with schizophrenia."

>>44665558
Amazing character. What was his class/how did he mechanically work? Did the DM just allow it because of how interesting it was?

>>44656007
That's the point. Edgelords want to be cool guys, and see themselves looking like Christopher Lee when they say this shit.

>>44665587
I was the DM so that's how it worked. Mechanically the fight was like an argument. As he would say, the players attacks were pathetic and they had no chance harming him for he had Perfect Defense from his assassin training. So instead the they had to fight with words like he did. Now the way to beat him would be to fight fire with water. he says something edgy? Talk about hope, dreams and teamwork, but you have to be convincing. My players made the mistake of fighting fire with fire. They tried to out edge him... that went poorly.

>>44661597
>Wyvern's kisssss!
Wow, you could steal any of Winter Wyvern's lines, place them in porn, and no one would know the difference.
Ever her hit sounds are like milfy moans.

WoW has some good ones
>Feel the hatred (of ten thousand years)
>Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaays you
>This world heaves with my torment, it's wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage
>Did you bring these mongrels here just to watch you diiiie?
And that's just the ones I remember right now

Is it edgy if the guy says and does stuff like that but loves what he does, living, and is really jovial most of the time.

>>44656007
Christopher Lee could say anything and make it sound cool.

>>44666312
Naw. He's probably just British.

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>>44665387
Agreed, mostly.

I'd probably go farther then most to try'n convert, but I tend to be weird that way.

Either way, she's really unique, and in a good way you never really see.

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>>44666228
Wow has some amazingly hammy lines. And Sindragosa is perhaps my favorite boss.
>DE ICY WINDS OF NORFREND SHALL CANSOOM YER SOOOOOOUUUUULLL!

>My demise accomplishes nothing! The master will have you! You will drown in your own BLOOD! The world shall burn! AAAAAHHHHRRRLGHHHHHG!!

>Prepare yourselves, the bell hath tolled!
Shelter your weak! Your young! And your old! Each of ye shall pay the final sum!
Cry for mercy! The reckoning hath come!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAheheheheheh!

Another great game to steal from is Warframe.
>WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!!?
>TENNO? TENNO!? TENNOOOOOO!
>I'll turn you fashion victims into murder victims!
>Your actions have consequences...
>I'll show no mercy! Like you showed the Tubemen!
>I'LL SMASH THAT SUIT TENNO!
>No need to get HEATED, I'm just getting FIRED up!

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>>44663239
I dunno. It sounds completely reasonable.

>>44655425
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>44664334
>the game was shit
Let's see your achievements listing so we can see how far you got.

You didn't play it

>>44666983
Damn Punisher. Never knew your favorite flowers were posies.

>>44666983
what is going on here.
why is that guy in the black clothes posing as a girl?

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>>44666228
>>44666884
MY HATRED IS UNENDING

>>44667384
please stop posting this.

this is way too edgy and the creator of this is seriously deranged.

What the fuck.

>>44667359
>>44667349
>>44667372
this is also NSFW
i mean fucking hell.

>>44667514
This is a board founded to discuss Warhammer and many games have ludicrous gibs in both art and mechanics. If you can't handle some minor blood from a comic book, you might be on the wrong board.

>>44667402
Keep storytiming, anon, I want to know what happens next.

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>>44662326
New dante's such a little bitch

>>44667559
he didn't post it in the correct order. but clearly you can't pay attention.

>ludicrous gibs in both art and mechanics
Not necessarily true. Mechanics is irrelevant and i haven't ever seen anything this gory get posted on here.

>>44667514
>mods actually doing shit
Well, I'll be damned.

>>44667110
He's the Punisher. Guess what he does. Go on, guess.

>>44665740
A critical attack on him should have been "don't cut yourself on all that edge, kiddo", making his attacks hurt himself as well.

>>44667595
To be fair, the games are prequels. He probably hadn't been stabbed all that often at that point. By the time of your pic, he was likely used to it.

>>44667514
>>44667625
What the fuck was that?

>>44667635
murder people because he's a deranged loon?

>>44667647
>>44667625
Nope. I didn't report it, i just said that as something to consider.

>>44667646
Reboot, not a prequel. DMC3 was a prequel, DmC is a different continuity altogether.

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>>44665004
Daily reminder that Nui was handily defeated by Ryuko.

>>44667595
The quality of a DMC game is in direct proportion to how many times Dante gets impaled. That's why 3>1>2. And why DmC wasn't that great.

>>44667660
>murder people because he's a deranged loon?
Basically. But then again his morality doesn't go that far away from your average murderhobo.

>>44667692
Well... playing your average murderhobo is also not a particularly good thing.

And while his morality of killing people he deems evil might be close to that of the averagemurderhobo, your average murderhobo doesn't get some sick satisfaction from making people suffer in horrific ways.

It is great for edge, which this thread is about but the gory part was a bit too fucking graphic. I really did not need to see that shit.

>>44656007

Christopher Lee has literally murdered Nazis (He was in the OSS during WWII with Ian Flemming), is a Dracula, a Wizard, and at the Age of [Ancient] decided that he has lived a pretty Metal life and joined a Metal band.

Like, he could literally say anything and it would sound badass.

>>44667841
He's also a master jedi, evil chinese mastermind and frankenstein's monster.

>>44667841
Killed. Not murdered.

Murdering is unlawful killing.

It's never unlawful to kill nazis.

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Anything this Lame mother fucker says basically.

>>44667841
>>44667911
Man, no matter what I do with my life, I'll never be as cool as Christopher Lee. This sucks.

>>44667921
>>44667911

Truth. I did not mean to imply that Sir Christopher Lee, probably not the first of his name, but the Best of his name, would ever stoop so low as to base murder.

>>44667921
>It's never unlawful to kill nazis.
It WASN'T unlawful to kill nazis in the war.

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>>44667795
>It is great for edge, which this thread is about but the gory part was a bit too fucking graphic. I really did not need to see that shit.
You're entering a world of pain.

>>44668004
>posting gore, even if it's drawn
>on a blue board
>deliberately to upset people

Don't tempt me dude.

You're supposed to SAY edgy shit to use in a campaign, not try to be an edgelord yourself.

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>>44668072
Since when drawn gore is off limits?

>>44668131
It always has been. Gore is gore.
This isn't even guro or something that could be considered a different "artform". This is just plain and simple stuff that's supposed to make people feel sick and others smug and edgy for liking it.

>>44662326
ANARCHY MAKES SENSE

>>44667938

Take heart, Anon. No one can be Christopher Lee, except for Christopher Lee. But at the same time, Christopher Lee could never be you, nor can anyone else.

Throw your computer out a window, give away your personal belongings, and start your journey of self-discovery that inevitably leads to sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll.

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>>44668349
You are an ass you know that?

"The weak... SHOULD JUST DIE!"

>>44655888
Give him the void element. That is all.

>>44668397
Sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll require money. Without them there is prostitution, addiction homelessness.

>>44668410
That's from the beginning of Garth Ennis' run right? Always loved that run.

>>44668456

Well, that's why it's a journey of self-discovery. It's how you figure out how to get the above without paying for it.

Also, you don't have to pay for sex. You can just meet someone amenable to having you inside them and there you go. Sex.

"Quiver in fear, for you stand before an enlightened being!"

"Miserable creature. I'll put you out of your misery."

"You think you are a hero? You will die cold and forgotten as I tear this world asunder."

"Even after that attack, you're still standing in my way? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power."

"Did you think your journey would have a happy ending? You idiots. There's no such thing as a happy ending, the only ending here is you dying by MY hand!"

>>44668410
>>44668131
>>44668004
>deliberatey posts gore on a blue board to upset people

>"you're an ass"

>>44668505
By prostitution i meant giving handjobs for food and or crack.

>>44668601
I'm sorry if you are upset. Next time i'll give you a trigger warning.

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Trigger warning: violence against human traffickers.

>>44664334
>4chan sounds
RIP in piss, we hardly knew ye ;_;7

>>44668629
It's not about the "trigger warning", it's about posting gore on a blue board.
You're not supposed to do that.
If i can't post anything where there's a pixelated penis/vagina, why should you be allowed to violate the rules?

Not to mention that it isn't relevant (you're not supposed to be edgy, the OP just asked for edgy one liners which your pics have none of.) and you only started the whole thing to make others feel bad.
>You're about to enter a world of pain.

Seriously take a good look at yourself.

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>>44668807
Jesus, you need to chill the fuck out. I don't know how new you must be to be offended by gore on a board serving as a warhammer containment board but you probably should get used to it.

"I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"

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>>44667795
>>44668349
>>44668807

Man up ya pussy

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>>44668807
I shall taunt you.

>>44668890
You misunderstand me.
I'm not offended, but i do think that it is against the rules.
And since this is not something i personally like - in fact literally the only reason you started posting this was to fuck with me - i have no problem with calling it out as not conforming to the rules.

>>44668940
Nope.

>>44668942
This triggers me. Those fucking dinosaurs are herbivores.

>>44668610

Dude, don't do crack. It's a journey of self discovery. Stick to weed and hallucinogens.

So, 'shrooms, MDMA, peyote, etc etc. Party drugs like Ecstasy and Special K are prohibited to, but only in a party setting.

Stay away from shit like meth, crack, and heroin. Shit like that takes over your life and fills in the empty hole in your soul until you die like 6 months later from an overdose.

Or, you can just appreciate the life you have now.

>>44668969
Maybe those are fruits and vegetables they are eating.

>>44668664

Ah, Garth Ennis's Punisher MAX. It's a really cathartic if you are fucking pissed all the goddamn time.

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>>44668969
Feel my wrath!

>>44668995
Fruit and veg the shape of children?

>>44669007
If you don't get it, it's fine, just try not to think about it anymore or you might strain yourself.

>>44669007
Maybe they are coming back from 'all you can eat' vegetarian buffet?

>>44668968

I think you'll have a better time pointing out that he's posting /co/ content on /tg/.

He's posting from comics that are widely available, and some even critically acclaimed (Global Frequency), so that might be why the Mods are over looking it, even if he is just posting the goriest parts.

>>44669002
I loved it. Really fit the Punisher, had some good stories in it.

>>44669003
I am severely rustled.
>>44669029
I feel like I am missing some reference.

>>44669048
Gay people (fruits) and brain dead people (vegetables). It's pun, goddamnit, A PUN

>>44669066
Thats reaching pretty hard.

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>>44668968
You are probably a first person i ever saw here to be offended by comic book gore. Congratulations.

>>44669087
Not really, that was some pretty low hanging fruit.

>>44668995
>schoolchildren = comatose gays

ok, anon, whatever you say

>>44669118
zing.

>>44668570
>"Even after that attack, you're still standing in my way? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power."

I like that a lot, in fact you could say I like it...

a meta-ton

>>44669037
Safe for work generally means no rated R stuff.
Something can be both critically acclaimed and rated R.
But yes, that is plausible. Or they might just not be paying attention who knows.
But yes this is clearly futile and the original purpose of the thread is missed by a wide margin, so i'll take my leave.

>>44669099
>i am not offended
>you're the first person i saw who is offended
great

It's that time of the day again when no matter what you say 4chan finds a way to not comprehend it.

>>44669214
Ok, i'm sorry. What i really meant to say is 'assblasted'. You're the first person i saw here who is assblasted by comic book gore.

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>>44669214

Say you're not offended all you like. You're still bitching about comic book gore on the warhammer board you spud.

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>>44657207
Clint Eastwood already did that.

Hatred's trailer script

CALLING RACISM EDGY IS TUMBLR SPEAK FOR "IM OFFENDED"

Daily reminder

Harbinger has some sweet lines as well, although more ham than edge
>Your attacks are pointless
>You cannot hurt me
>This body does not matter
>Useless. Irrelevant. Pitiful
>I do not die. I always survive
>I am the harbinger of your ascension/perfection
Especially if your guy has vast hordes of disposable minions
>Leave the dead where they fall
>The dead are useless
>Ignore the fallen
>Kill one and one hundred will replace him

And then there's Sovereign's
>Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh

>"Such trivial tricks on someone like me?!"

I actually ended up throwing this on out for improvised villain banter in my last session and I'm not proud of it.

>>44666228
>Tremble Mortals and Despair. Doom has come to this world!
It was great in-context, but god damn Archemonde's one liner is edgy

>>44666884
>Another great game to steal from is Warframe.
You know, surprisingly, Warframe is light on the edge, even if the hamfactor is through the roof.

And goddamn is it far through that roof.

>I will PERSONALLY throw your beloved Lotus INTO THE SUN!
>They h8 muh toobs. N' muh toobmen.
>I will fill my lungs with your death!
>SHINY BUGS!

And even Stalker's lines sound more like a Paladin gone-wrong than a red and black edgemaster that uses a scythe. The fact that he goes down like a bitch helps.

>>44671109
Anything Hunhow says is fantastic for this

>I know where she hides the Tenno heart. A womb in the sky, forbidden to my kind. But where you will take me.
>I, am Hunhow. Sentient destroyer of worlds. By your hand, expose their heart. By my edge, cleave it beating from its nest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zkOeVvpGos

>>44671356
Hunhow, Regor, and Teshin should all sit down for drinks sometime.

fufufu go fly a kite kid

>>44655425
The shadows embrace is all that cares to comfort me>>44655824

>>44666884
>>My demise accomplishes nothing! The master will have you! You will drown in your own BLOOD! The world shall burn! AAAAAHHHHRRRLGHHHHHG!!
>welcome to the future... a pity you were too late to stop it. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW
>YOUR WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN
>having trouble staying grounded?
>This is child's play!
>you gambled, and lost!
Kael'thas is edge incarnate

>>44668410
I loved that one, that character was totally pulled from whitey bulger. Enis should have stopped with punisher

>>44665447
This doesn't sound cool no matter who says it

>>44655935
heh

>>44671626
And of course, no one can forget Lord Marrowgar.
>NONE may enteh the master's sanctummmm!
>Heh Heh, STICK AROOOOUND
>BOOOOOOONESTOOOOORRRRRRRRM!!!!
>All shall DIE-IE-ie-ie...

He needs to have "Damaged" (or some variation) tattooed on his forehead.

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>Edge thread
>"DmC is a good game"
>"Nui is a good character"

>>44669199

Hey man, don't tell me that Asriel isn't fucking edgy in his God of Hyperdeath phase.

>>44674585
That's the best part though, he's just an angsty teen, which makes perfect sense considering he's only just regained his ability to feel

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>>44655908

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>no one has posted requiem vampire knight yet?

>>44668807
>it's a blue board
>this can easily be posted on /co/ without any problems
4chan follows the American sensibilities of censorship anon, blood n guts are fine but a nipple goes too far.

>>44668968
"I'm not offended, I'm just Lawful Stupid!"

>>44655480

I read this less as a bunch of quotes, and more as two edgy asshole talking past each other trying to out-edge the other.

>>44675422

I don't care how edgy it is, I fucking love Vampire Chevalier Requiem.

>>44677475
I think that's because it's self-aware edgy which can be all kinds of fun

>>44655703
That's not edgy. That's a necromancy pun.

>>44670533
>http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0270806/quotes
The conversation with Sovereign is hands down my favorite part of the Mass Effect series.

The weird thing is, I come to /tg/, but I don't use a lot of edgy villains. I think the edgiest thing I've ever used was in a sort of mutagenic zombie game.

It was a bunch of crows. Like, a horde of crows big enough to darken the sky. And, instead of being individual threats, after being infected, they all died, and collected up into a single, massive, undead ur-crow that I called, "The Murder."

It was only ever seen once. It chased the party down a road, grabbed a zombie that one of the party shoved behind them, and tried to take off with it. It was a zombified lard-ass, and The Murder couldn't lift it, and careened into a glass-fronted building that, for whatever reason, I think was a gym.

>>44680414
Thats not even that edgy.

>>44680471
And I think that that's my edgiest creation as a DM, oddly enough. Seriously:

I used a pair of reanimated vultures once, with an evil cleric. The cleric wasn't anything special; she had the power to go unopposed in most of the things she did, so she did it.

A fall-guy enemy NPC that filled out the, "corrupt guard captain," trope and got his jollies fucking with the peasantry by dripping acid off of an acidic weapon. Not enough to deal damage, but enough to hurt and leave a scar, so he could tell easy targets apart from the rabble. He was a werewolf that had let his baser instincts take over, but was all huff and puff, but no blowing down of houses. All bark, no bite, y'know? Just a massive dickbag.

And I think that's it, as far as edgy NPCs go. My characters are pretty basic, too:

A CG Kobold Warlock that gains its power from a pair of draconic deities trying out the whole, "warlock," thing for the first time. Travels the world making magic traps for high-paying clients.

A NG Dragonfire Adept working as an alchemist. People in his hometown burned his house down, killing his wife, and ran him out of town when he started growing scales.

I don't even have a very good maniacal laugh for use with my BBEGs, unless you count a creepy, maniacal giggle that only works for mad scientists.

And I'm a long-time resident of /tg/. I feel like the odd man out, with the distinct lack of edge.

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>>44682412
>People in his hometown burned his house down, killing his wife, and ran him out of town when he started growing scales.
Good starting ground for getting on the edge

>>44682931
More than anything, he wants to find a way to bring his wife back to life. He has his morals, knows where the line he deems, "too far," is, but he'd give nearly anything to have her back, even just for a half hour pep-talk. A few minutes.

He was looking for the Philosopher's Stone. No, not the one from that one anime, the lesser artifact from the DMG that can either make heaps of valuable metal from base ones, or bring one person back to life. I'd even talked to the DM about it, and he thought it would be a good idea.

"The quicksilver found in the center of the stone may also be put to another use. If mixed with any cure potion while the substance is still potent, it creates a special oil of life that acts as a true resurrection spell for any dead body it is sprinkled upon."

>>44667635
Does he, like, reward people for good behaviour?

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>>44667110
You don't know Frank?

>>44667110
Ever seen, "To Catch a Predator?" Like that, crossed with an assassination.

>>44667955
And it's not unlawful even today.

>>44668969
I am also triggered by this.

>>44669003
ok. stahp. this is worse than feminism posts.

>>44666983

I wonder how many times FRANK got caught by the FBI while doing that.

'Sit down Mr Castle'

>>44668940
>>44668890
How can human beings be this impossibly dense?

>>44670153
>DEFENDING AGAINST MY MORE THAN LIKELY RETARDED WORLD VIEWS MAKES YOU TUMBLR
It depends on the way the racism is phrased. Just saying why you don't like X is fine, but the whole "or niggers as I like to call them" rant is just middle school edge. You need to find balance if you're ever gonna make a properly edgy character.

>>44660124
>spam teleport moves
and
>constantly go for backstabs
aren't edgy, just annoying

>>44673541
Overwhelming majority of critics and reviewers worth a shit disagree with your biased opinion.

"Pulvis et umbra sumus"

>>44690119
Which?

Because any reviewer saying DmC is a good game stops being worth a shit in short order.

>>44668410
I'm not even that guy, but this is just Crossed-tier gore bullshit. No one can genuinely enjoy that.

>>44667687
3>4>1>>>>>>>DMC>2

>>44664334
>The game was shit
Confirmed for not having played DmC. It's a great game that's extremely underrated and not deserving of the negative attention it's getting.

I'd even say it's GOTY material, but then mindless parroting idiots would scream that I am baiting when I am obviously not.

>>44690119
And an overwhelming majority of critics are really casual. DMC Devil May Cry in its original state was just a bad game, no lock on(aerial are now stupidly easy because the game does all the work for you), uninspired enemy and level design, runs at 30 fps(previous games ran at 60), Dante being an objectively worse character than his character in 3 and 4, fighting mechanics miles more shallow than what they built up to in 4 and it was far too easy. Critics are generally right, but this is one instance where They give unfair praise to a game that really doesn't deserve it.

4 may have been underwhelming due to its short play time but it had probably the deepest combat system in any hack and slash ever and to take such a dive was really disappointing.

>>44655425
>Kill la Kill was two years ago

>>44655958
Trump-plunderer detected

I'm still not convinced ryuko is more edgy than vegeta considering he actively tried to play the antagonist despite gaining nothing from it.

"Your death was inevitable, now it is also imminent"

>>44655480
>"Did you really try THAT against ME?"

This is pretty edgy. You see a lot of this is really fucking terrible children's cartoons or shitty anime.

cheesy and edgy:
"Pathetic. Your attacks have no effect on me."
"I'm sending you to the abyss!"
After the PCs attack him, the edgelord responds with "Heh. My turn."
"Feel my pain!"
"Kneel before me!"
"I'll show you REAL PAIN!"

>>44660124

Has it down.

>>44655958
They literally don't know what he's even saying half the time.

>>44688585
But they're the hallmarks of the edgemasters. Appearing from out of nowhere, stabbing you from behind and being impossible to catch are what people think is "cool" battle tactics.

>>44658989
>>44659517
It's mostly her appearance. She LOOKS super edgy.

>>44655888
Are you going to really ham it up when he HURTS HIMSELF to attack his enemies?

>>44698175
It's only edgy if people don't know how to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcE_aKPXIlg

>>44655425
>My sword's not strong enough to break through! But I am!
>I never felt so alive, too bad you won't be.
>Know me and know true fear.
>Can you wether the storm?
>Witness a living calamity.
>Your armor will make a nice codpiece once it's melted down with you in it.

>>44655935
Heh.

>>44656108
>"All WORTHLESS!"
Mudada!

>>44655425
The broken hilt of your sword will make an excellent grave-marker.
How much of yourself do you want remaining afterwards?
Blink and you'll miss your death-blow.
I'll piss in your helmet.

Bonua points if the enemy wastes a turn thinking of something witty.

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>>44661300
Also there is Nonon.

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>I've been waiting for this moment for a loooong time.
>Feh. Pathetic.
>(When one party member protects another) What a worthless gesture. Things like that are what make you weak.
>Come on. I'll show you how weak you really are.
>(Captured a party member) No one can hear you. No one can help you. (whisper) You belong to me now. Come on. Scream for me.

>>44662266
I think it was along the lines of, "Tell me what it is that you cherish most, so that I may take it from you."

>>44662555
>I got a fever, and the only cure, is more bloodshed!

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>>44666565
>>44665387
>>44665355
I wouldn't worry about Nui, she's 'armless.

>>44666884
Hey I liked the Horseman's lines, they all rhymed. Still, Wrath had some of the best/worst voice acting of anything Blizzard has crapped out.

>I AM THE GREATEST OF MY FATHER'S SONS!
>NO! FLESH IS NOT... STRONGER!

>Preserve? Why? There's no truth in it. No no no... only in the taking! I see that now!

>BUUURN, BURN IN THE MAKER'S FAH-UR
>RISE SOLDIERS OF THE IRON CRUC--BURN! BURN IN THE MAKER'S FAH-UR!

>SUCH INSOLENCE! SUCH ARROGANCE! MUST BE PUNISHED.

>MY LIFE FOR DA DEATH... GOD

>BURN! BURN IN THA MAKER'S FAH-UR!

>>44692757
>Piss fucking retard character that is a mockery of the previous, good alliteration
>Piss fucking easy casual combat to make retards feel good about how they can mash buttons
>Piss fucking easy CoD grade combos
>Piss fucking lame weapons that give you zero inclination to switch up
>L'edge retarded enemies and villain where DUH MANN BRING YU DOWN
>Total fucking cringe fest that cashed out on the earned popularity and fame the previous games had

Yep, definitely GOTY material

>>44662202
Remember when the bouncer tells him he isn't on the list?
So he hits him and writes "FUCK" on the list?
Then says "it is now"?
>Not edgy

>>44668462
Yeah, first guy who fucks Frank up. I think it happens once per story arch in some way or another.

>>44668664
>not posting the rest of it

Come on, man. She's an asshole human trafficker who was behind the idea for her group of assholes to "break" the women they pimped, so Frank was showing that he was the one with all the power. By throwing her into a shatterproof window. Over. And over. And over. Until the metal frame bent and it fell out with her.

>>44668807
Which global rule is gore against?

>>44699225

Rule 3.

> 3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

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>>44698956
But MGSV didn't win GOTY.

>>44699271
I don't see gore on that list. Are you just one of those pussies who can't stand the sight of blood?

>>44662434
When you make it silly like this, the game seems like a good time.

>>44662266
FF7?
Now. Imagine that whoever died in that temple was whoever you had cloud go on the date with.

One awkward gondola ride, and next thing you know the black guy's dead.

>>44699402
>I don't see gore on that list.
>grotesque ("guro") images

Clearly, you are either blind, or ignorant of the fact that "guro" is weeaboo for "gore".

>>44699688
Confirmed for nancyboy that freaks out at the sight of blood.

Seriously faggot, plenty of 40k models are drenched in gore, are you going to tell people they can't post them either?

>>44667911
No, those were just roles he played in movies.

>>44699688
I thought guro was more related to gore-porn.

>>44699724
As it happens, no; I'm a /d/eviant... not only do I not actually care, some kinds of gore constitute fap material. The rules are the rules, however, and gore isn't welcome even on /d/. Violate them at personal risk of a ban, as per usual.

>>44699788
Gore-porn, as it happens, isn't necessarily 'pornographic'. Amputation, for instance, is fetish material in and of itself, even without nudity.

>>44655425

WE ONLY LIVE WHEN WE DANCE ON THE EDGE OF DEATH!

>>44699830
>As it happens, no; I'm a /d/eviant
Fuck off and kill yourself. You're the cancer killing /tg/.

>>44699899
I thought that was quest threads.

>>44699830
>I'm a /d/eviant
Shut up and get out, guro is welcome here unlike your shitty board.

>>44699928
I thought it was edition wars.

>"Kill yourself."
>"I'm slothful by my vary nature, and would rather not put forward undue effort in killing you..."
>"Violence is wasteful. Why fight when you can kill?"
>"Die."
>"Disappear."
The character in question spams instant death attacks.

>>44699957
I thought it was OP

>>44667927
that guy is just a dick, I mean who goes into a guys apartment and just eats his cereal. Why would he take the time to do that if not to be a petty dildo? Good thing his boss fight is such an easy thing, almost like he's really just a pussy who can't do jack without the plot to help him.

>>44655800
Trump is better than Sanders or Hillary, and has the highest polls for GOP so...
It's a smart comment senpai.

>>44655425
"It was a hologram"