Hey, my PCs are gonna get sent to fight the edgiest guy i can think of. Got any one liners he can say for each turn of the fight?
Why do people keep thinking Kill la Kill characters are edgy and put them on Shadow the Hedgehog tier when its all so very clearly tongue in cheek.
Oh, and for a line... hmm...
"You'll never understand me!"
So basic backstory is a character that as a chuld was possesed by a devil and was forced to kill both his parents and then proceed to rape his sister to death. Using his anger and will, he awoke his powers from the void to expel the devil from within him. From that day on he has decided to hunt the devil to avenge his family using weapons made from their corpses.
The PCs consist of a retard barbarian who cannot hug people due to trauma involvimg hugging a child, a cleric who is starting to want to fall to darkness, a russian gubslinger who lost his kid, elsa and a literal whore.
"This is the greatest pleasure you'll ever feel!" Bonus points for not even lewd.
"I'll show them ALL!"
"THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!"
"Requiescat in pace."
"Requisition in pace."
"Reconquistador in pace."
"Everyone will be equal when they're all dead!" if you want to make him right wing.
"You sheeple will believe ANYTHING the man tells you!" if you wanna make him left.
...or just use both and make him a tool in general. This edgy enough? How'd I do?
By the way, Ow the Edge mellows out in Sonic Battle.
Yeah well pic related doesn't mean most people who wear fedoras don't look/act like idiots
>"Test thy manhood against my own!"
>"Your expulsions of manliness only make me HARDER!"
preferably with a chorus singing curses in an ancient language
cool. then if possible make it so he speaks very calmly, but somehow his voice resonates in a loud and "threatening" way
Somehow went from suggesting lines from Nightmare to Mascumax.
"hmm... you're not worth showing my TRUE POWER!"
"you're still trying? You know it's pointless! Heh, i supposed you really are stupid"
"This is getting boring. Allow me to end this miserable excuse for a fight"
(when defeated)"This *coughs blood* isn't *again* ove- *once more*"
well if he's not missing any fingers he can add the exclamation AND quotation marks!
...but if he's going to be the edgiest he might miss a ring finger, just because
>"hmm... you're not worth showing my TRUE POWER!"
Or "that was only 15% of my power" because true edge master know exactly what their power level is and how much they are using.
> "You'll never understand me!"
Should be "You'll never understand my pain!" because beneath the emotionless facade of an edge master there is great emotional turmoil. Or something.
I think people see "giant scissor-sword used to kill my dad" and "armor that drinks my blood to gain power" as the main edge characteristics, but forget that most if not all edginess in KLK is intended to be a form of comedy or don't count it as negative points in their assessment.
>spam teleport moves
>constantly go for backstabs
>talk like they've already won
>darkness/void elemental attacks
>remark about how 'these powers are nothing compared to what's inside them'
>use a katana
>scoff at the party's weapons of choice
>constant condescension and attempts at being cool
>"You deserve much worse."
>"Everything you fight for is worthless!"
>"I kill because it's the only thing I can do."
>"Just return to dust."
>"I'll put you all out of my misery."
>"You're all pathetic."
>"All of that training you did is pointless before real power."
>"Go ahead and cry. It won't help."
>"I'll tear everything down."
>"Your paltry emotions and cowardly rules hold you back!"
>"Why should I care if you live or die?"
>"I won't waste my time on sheep."
I didn't say it was edgy, I said it was shit.
And from what I -have- seen of it popping around, it is shit.
Not to invalidate your opinion with mine, I just don't like it is all.
>obligatory "uer a fage bich"
Le Shrek, ultimate edgelord of videogames
Look through dota 2 wiki hero responses for edge lord lines. Each champion has over 1000 oneliners
Doom has good ones. "I am the midnight of your soul"
Don't use this one as edgy, it has potential to be either hilarious as fuck, or be the ultimate way to make the players hate the villain with the fiery passion of a thousand neutron stars if he says it after actually killing a character.
Not cutting himself but ripping open your chest to confirm you have a heart is arguably worse.
He didn't find out that he was the child of an angel and a demon until the events of DmC. He doubted his humanity due to his superhuman capabilities and having no memories of his early childhood.
As to why he'd deliberately puncture his skin, his inhuman durability probably made it impossible to feel his pulse or heartbeat through his skin but that's just speculation.
What the hell, some of his movie quotes actually fit this thread well
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
"I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead."
"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."
"Let's understand each other. I sang the first hymn when the stars were born. Not that long ago, I announced to a young woman, Mary, who it was she was expecting. On the other hand, I've turned rivers into blood. Kings into cripples. Cities to salt. So, I don't think that I have to explain myself to you."
"Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day..."
I remember there was an edit someone made to this chart, where they added a new level for a guy from some RPG Maker game where the dude's little sister was raped by a guy she met from a chatroom and he started pretending to be a girl so he could lure out creepers and kill them.
Anyone remember the name of that game? I can't for the life of me remember the name.
It was some of the stuff he said. That, and just his design and personally really screamed "CRAAAWWLIN' IIIIN MY SKIIIIN".
The concept sounds alright on paper. Seeing the demo (was it a demo? Or was it just a trailer? Been so long), I could see that in practice it was really edgy.
He's goddamn edgy compared to old Dante, hell even DMC 2 Dante wasn't that edgy and he was the most hated untill "not in a million years" Donte came along.
The game was shit and it wasn't only because of the character.
Yeah, but they all make sense in context. It's not really out of nowhere, it builds to it, and she's forced to deal with some fucking buuulllshit man.
Not even. Best Mom an heroed, Ryuko was totally going to let her come back down to Earth.
>"Stay down where you belong"
Tanking a hit
>"You'd better save your breath for screaming."
>"You are a waste."
>"Petty fools. Worthless."
>"Your silly speeches are NOTHING over the blood I have on my hands!"
>"I will be the one to free you from your lies. Embrace my blade - that's the only truth for you"
It just takes a moment of thought, really.
>Ragyo was Nui's only parental figure. Ever.
That in and of itself says. Everything. You just wanna give the poor bitch a hug. And possibly drown her.
But the hug is important.
The way they make her 'off' is also neat, with the limited animation and skipping from frame to frame.
Yeah, she manages to be really understandable, and sympathetic, but not necessarily...well, not sure how to phrase it, but if she were an NPC in a game I was in, I'd try to make friends, and maybe get her on our side, but if she wasn't willing, I wouldn't lose sleep over having to kill her.
She's somehow both monstrous, and understandable at the same time, in a way that's really hard to manage.
"Nothing matters. Now die!"
"I'm going to skull fuck all of you!"
"The void will greet you as I bring you agony."
"Disgusting heroes! You don't know who you're dealing with!"
"Nobody is stronger than me! I'm going to teach you that the bloody way!"
>"i beat my demons, what have you got"
So much depends on who's saying it...Irenicus says basically this in the final battle of Baldur's Gate II, but it doesn't come across as edgy at all.
I actually did this to my players in a ridiculous planescape campaign where the players all made bards and were part of a Metalocalyps type band.
His name was SaNguiNeS, MaSter of the Edge.
I only described his appearance as the edgiest OC you have ever seen, just so I could later say things like, "His trench coat flutters on dark winds as he glares at you from behind the mascara."
He fought by being edgy. He literally beat my players with EDGE. Whenever he said something edgy like, "I killed my parents when I was possessed by a demon" the players would get cuts and gashes. and if what he said was really edgy the whole place would start getting shredded from the EDGE.
Their first encounter started the campaign off when he got onto their spelljamer and EDGED it into oblivion with the line, "I don't even know what is real anymore after I diagnosed myself with schizophrenia."
I was the DM so that's how it worked. Mechanically the fight was like an argument. As he would say, the players attacks were pathetic and they had no chance harming him for he had Perfect Defense from his assassin training. So instead the they had to fight with words like he did. Now the way to beat him would be to fight fire with water. he says something edgy? Talk about hope, dreams and teamwork, but you have to be convincing. My players made the mistake of fighting fire with fire. They tried to out edge him... that went poorly.
WoW has some good ones
>Feel the hatred (of ten thousand years)
>Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaays you
>This world heaves with my torment, it's wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage
>Did you bring these mongrels here just to watch you diiiie?
And that's just the ones I remember right now
I'd probably go farther then most to try'n convert, but I tend to be weird that way.
Either way, she's really unique, and in a good way you never really see.
Wow has some amazingly hammy lines. And Sindragosa is perhaps my favorite boss.
>DE ICY WINDS OF NORFREND SHALL CANSOOM YER SOOOOOOUUUUULLL!
>My demise accomplishes nothing! The master will have you! You will drown in your own BLOOD! The world shall burn! AAAAAHHHHRRRLGHHHHHG!!
>Prepare yourselves, the bell hath tolled!
Shelter your weak! Your young! And your old! Each of ye shall pay the final sum!
Cry for mercy! The reckoning hath come!
Another great game to steal from is Warframe.
>WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!!?
>TENNO? TENNO!? TENNOOOOOO!
>I'll turn you fashion victims into murder victims!
>Your actions have consequences...
>I'll show no mercy! Like you showed the Tubemen!
>I'LL SMASH THAT SUIT TENNO!
>No need to get HEATED, I'm just getting FIRED up!
This is a board founded to discuss Warhammer and many games have ludicrous gibs in both art and mechanics. If you can't handle some minor blood from a comic book, you might be on the wrong board.
Keep storytiming, anon, I want to know what happens next.
New dante's such a little bitch
he didn't post it in the correct order. but clearly you can't pay attention.
>ludicrous gibs in both art and mechanics
Not necessarily true. Mechanics is irrelevant and i haven't ever seen anything this gory get posted on here.
Daily reminder that Nui was
handilydefeated by Ryuko.
Well... playing your average murderhobo is also not a particularly good thing.
And while his morality of killing people he deems evil might be close to that of the averagemurderhobo, your average murderhobo doesn't get some sick satisfaction from making people suffer in horrific ways.
It is great for edge, which this thread is about but the gory part was a bit too fucking graphic. I really did not need to see that shit.
Christopher Lee has literally murdered Nazis (He was in the OSS during WWII with Ian Flemming), is a Dracula, a Wizard, and at the Age of [Ancient] decided that he has lived a pretty Metal life and joined a Metal band.
Like, he could literally say anything and it would sound badass.
Anything this Lame mother fucker says basically.
>It is great for edge, which this thread is about but the gory part was a bit too fucking graphic. I really did not need to see that shit.
You're entering a world of pain.
>posting gore, even if it's drawn
>on a blue board
>deliberately to upset people
Don't tempt me dude.
You're supposed to SAY edgy shit to use in a campaign, not try to be an edgelord yourself.
Since when drawn gore is off limits?
It always has been. Gore is gore.
This isn't even guro or something that could be considered a different "artform". This is just plain and simple stuff that's supposed to make people feel sick and others smug and edgy for liking it.
Take heart, Anon. No one can be Christopher Lee, except for Christopher Lee. But at the same time, Christopher Lee could never be you, nor can anyone else.
Throw your computer out a window, give away your personal belongings, and start your journey of self-discovery that inevitably leads to sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll.
You are an ass you know that?
Well, that's why it's a journey of self-discovery. It's how you figure out how to get the above without paying for it.
Also, you don't have to pay for sex. You can just meet someone amenable to having you inside them and there you go. Sex.
"Quiver in fear, for you stand before an enlightened being!"
"Miserable creature. I'll put you out of your misery."
"You think you are a hero? You will die cold and forgotten as I tear this world asunder."
"Even after that attack, you're still standing in my way? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power."
"Did you think your journey would have a happy ending? You idiots. There's no such thing as a happy ending, the only ending here is you dying by MY hand!"
Trigger warning: violence against human traffickers.
It's not about the "trigger warning", it's about posting gore on a blue board.
You're not supposed to do that.
If i can't post anything where there's a pixelated penis/vagina, why should you be allowed to violate the rules?
Not to mention that it isn't relevant (you're not supposed to be edgy, the OP just asked for edgy one liners which your pics have none of.) and you only started the whole thing to make others feel bad.
>You're about to enter a world of pain.
Seriously take a good look at yourself.
Jesus, you need to chill the fuck out. I don't know how new you must be to be offended by gore on a board serving as a warhammer containment board but you probably should get used to it.
Man up ya pussy
You misunderstand me.
I'm not offended, but i do think that it is against the rules.
And since this is not something i personally like - in fact literally the only reason you started posting this was to fuck with me - i have no problem with calling it out as not conforming to the rules.
Dude, don't do crack. It's a journey of self discovery. Stick to weed and hallucinogens.
So, 'shrooms, MDMA, peyote, etc etc. Party drugs like Ecstasy and Special K are prohibited to, but only in a party setting.
Stay away from shit like meth, crack, and heroin. Shit like that takes over your life and fills in the empty hole in your soul until you die like 6 months later from an overdose.
Or, you can just appreciate the life you have now.
I think you'll have a better time pointing out that he's posting /co/ content on /tg/.
He's posting from comics that are widely available, and some even critically acclaimed (Global Frequency), so that might be why the Mods are over looking it, even if he is just posting the goriest parts.
You are probably a first person i ever saw here to be offended by comic book gore. Congratulations.
>"Even after that attack, you're still standing in my way? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power."
I like that a lot, in fact you could say I like it...
Safe for work generally means no rated R stuff.
Something can be both critically acclaimed and rated R.
But yes, that is plausible. Or they might just not be paying attention who knows.
But yes this is clearly futile and the original purpose of the thread is missed by a wide margin, so i'll take my leave.
>i am not offended
>you're the first person i saw who is offended
It's that time of the day again when no matter what you say 4chan finds a way to not comprehend it.
Say you're not offended all you like. You're still bitching about comic book gore on the warhammer board you spud.
Harbinger has some sweet lines as well, although more ham than edge
>Your attacks are pointless
>You cannot hurt me
>This body does not matter
>Useless. Irrelevant. Pitiful
>I do not die. I always survive
>I am the harbinger of your ascension/perfection
Especially if your guy has vast hordes of disposable minions
>Leave the dead where they fall
>The dead are useless
>Ignore the fallen
>Kill one and one hundred will replace him
And then there's Sovereign's
>Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh
>Another great game to steal from is Warframe.
You know, surprisingly, Warframe is light on the edge, even if the hamfactor is through the roof.
And goddamn is it far through that roof.
>I will PERSONALLY throw your beloved Lotus INTO THE SUN!
>They h8 muh toobs. N' muh toobmen.
>I will fill my lungs with your death!
And even Stalker's lines sound more like a Paladin gone-wrong than a red and black edgemaster that uses a scythe. The fact that he goes down like a bitch helps.
Hunhowsays is fantastic for this
>I know where she hides the Tenno heart. A womb in the sky, forbidden to my kind. But where you will take me.
>I, am Hunhow. Sentient destroyer of worlds. By your hand, expose their heart. By my edge, cleave it beating from its nest.
>>My demise accomplishes nothing! The master will have you! You will drown in your own BLOOD! The world shall burn! AAAAAHHHHRRRLGHHHHHG!!
>welcome to the future... a pity you were too late to stop it. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW
>YOUR WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN
>having trouble staying grounded?
>This is child's play!
>you gambled, and lost!
Kael'thas is edge incarnate
>"DmC is a good game"
>"Nui is a good character"
>it's a blue board
>this can easily be posted on /co/ without any problems
4chan follows the American sensibilities of censorship anon, blood n guts are fine but a nipple goes too far.
The weird thing is, I come to /tg/, but I don't use a lot of edgy villains. I think the edgiest thing I've ever used was in a sort of mutagenic zombie game.
It was a bunch of crows. Like, a horde of crows big enough to darken the sky. And, instead of being individual threats, after being infected, they all died, and collected up into a single, massive, undead ur-crow that I called, "The Murder."
It was only ever seen once. It chased the party down a road, grabbed a zombie that one of the party shoved behind them, and tried to take off with it. It was a zombified lard-ass, and The Murder couldn't lift it, and careened into a glass-fronted building that, for whatever reason, I think was a gym.
And I think that that's my edgiest creation as a DM, oddly enough. Seriously:
I used a pair of reanimated vultures once, with an evil cleric. The cleric wasn't anything special; she had the power to go unopposed in most of the things she did, so she did it.
A fall-guy enemy NPC that filled out the, "corrupt guard captain," trope and got his jollies fucking with the peasantry by dripping acid off of an acidic weapon. Not enough to deal damage, but enough to hurt and leave a scar, so he could tell easy targets apart from the rabble. He was a werewolf that had let his baser instincts take over, but was all huff and puff, but no blowing down of houses. All bark, no bite, y'know? Just a massive dickbag.
And I think that's it, as far as edgy NPCs go. My characters are pretty basic, too:
A CG Kobold Warlock that gains its power from a pair of draconic deities trying out the whole, "warlock," thing for the first time. Travels the world making magic traps for high-paying clients.
A NG Dragonfire Adept working as an alchemist. People in his hometown burned his house down, killing his wife, and ran him out of town when he started growing scales.
I don't even have a very good maniacal laugh for use with my BBEGs, unless you count a creepy, maniacal giggle that only works for mad scientists.
And I'm a long-time resident of /tg/. I feel like the odd man out, with the distinct lack of edge.
>People in his hometown burned his house down, killing his wife, and ran him out of town when he started growing scales.
Good starting ground for getting on the edge
More than anything, he wants to find a way to bring his wife back to life. He has his morals, knows where the line he deems, "too far," is, but he'd give nearly anything to have her back, even just for a half hour pep-talk. A few minutes.
He was looking for the Philosopher's Stone. No, not the one from that one anime, the lesser artifact from the DMG that can either make heaps of valuable metal from base ones, or bring one person back to life. I'd even talked to the DM about it, and he thought it would be a good idea.
"The quicksilver found in the center of the stone may also be put to another use. If mixed with any cure potion while the substance is still potent, it creates a special oil of life that acts as a true resurrection spell for any dead body it is sprinkled upon."
>DEFENDING AGAINST MY MORE THAN LIKELY RETARDED WORLD VIEWS MAKES YOU TUMBLR
It depends on the way the racism is phrased. Just saying why you don't like X is fine, but the whole "or niggers as I like to call them" rant is just middle school edge. You need to find balance if you're ever gonna make a properly edgy character.
>The game was shit
Confirmed for not having played DmC. It's a great game that's extremely underrated and not deserving of the negative attention it's getting.
I'd even say it's GOTY material, but then mindless parroting idiots would scream that I am baiting when I am obviously not.
And an overwhelming majority of critics are really casual. DMC Devil May Cry in its original state was just a bad game, no lock on(aerial are now stupidly easy because the game does all the work for you), uninspired enemy and level design, runs at 30 fps(previous games ran at 60), Dante being an objectively worse character than his character in 3 and 4, fighting mechanics miles more shallow than what they built up to in 4 and it was far too easy. Critics are generally right, but this is one instance where They give unfair praise to a game that really doesn't deserve it.
4 may have been underwhelming due to its short play time but it had probably the deepest combat system in any hack and slash ever and to take such a dive was really disappointing.
>"Did you really try THAT against ME?"
This is pretty edgy. You see a lot of this is really fucking terrible children's cartoons or shitty anime.
cheesy and edgy:
"Pathetic. Your attacks have no effect on me."
"I'm sending you to the abyss!"
After the PCs attack him, the edgelord responds with "Heh. My turn."
"Feel my pain!"
"Kneel before me!"
"I'll show you REAL PAIN!"
Has it down.
But they're the hallmarks of the edgemasters. Appearing from out of nowhere, stabbing you from behind and being impossible to catch are what people think is "cool" battle tactics.
>My sword's not strong enough to break through! But I am!
>I never felt so alive, too bad you won't be.
>Know me and know true fear.
>Can you wether the storm?
>Witness a living calamity.
>Your armor will make a nice codpiece once it's melted down with you in it.
The broken hilt of your sword will make an excellent grave-marker.
How much of yourself do you want remaining afterwards?
Blink and you'll miss your death-blow.
I'll piss in your helmet.
>I've been waiting for this moment for a loooong time.
>(When one party member protects another) What a worthless gesture. Things like that are what make you weak.
>Come on. I'll show you how weak you really are.
>(Captured a party member) No one can hear you. No one can help you. (whisper) You belong to me now. Come on. Scream for me.
I wouldn't worry about Nui, she's 'armless.
Hey I liked the Horseman's lines, they all rhymed. Still, Wrath had some of the best
/worstvoice acting of anything Blizzard has crapped out.
>I AM THE GREATEST OF MY FATHER'S SONS!
>NO! FLESH IS NOT... STRONGER!
>Preserve? Why? There's no truth in it. No no no... only in the taking! I see that now!
>BUUURN, BURN IN THE MAKER'S FAH-UR
>RISE SOLDIERS OF THE IRON CRUC--BURN! BURN IN THE MAKER'S FAH-UR!
>SUCH INSOLENCE! SUCH ARROGANCE! MUST BE PUNISHED.
>MY LIFE FOR DA DEATH... GOD
>BURN! BURN IN THA MAKER'S FAH-UR!
>Piss fucking retard character that is a mockery of the previous, good alliteration
>Piss fucking easy casual combat to make retards feel good about how they can mash buttons
>Piss fucking easy CoD grade combos
>Piss fucking lame weapons that give you zero inclination to switch up
>L'edge retarded enemies and villain where DUH MANN BRING YU DOWN
>Total fucking cringe fest that cashed out on the earned popularity and fame the previous games had
Yep, definitely GOTY material
>not posting the rest of it
Come on, man. She's an asshole human trafficker who was behind the idea for her group of assholes to "break" the women they pimped, so Frank was showing that he was the one with all the power. By throwing her into a shatterproof window. Over. And over. And over. Until the metal frame bent and it fell out with her.
> 3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
Confirmed for nancyboy that freaks out at the sight of blood.
Seriously faggot, plenty of 40k models are drenched in gore, are you going to tell people they can't post them either?
As it happens, no; I'm a /d/eviant... not only do I not actually care, some kinds of gore constitute fap material. The rules are the rules, however, and gore isn't welcome even on /d/. Violate them at personal risk of a ban, as per usual.
Gore-porn, as it happens, isn't necessarily 'pornographic'. Amputation, for instance, is fetish material in and of itself, even without nudity.
>"I'm slothful by my vary nature, and would rather not put forward undue effort in killing you..."
>"Violence is wasteful. Why fight when you can kill?"
The character in question spams instant death attacks.
that guy is just a dick, I mean who goes into a guys apartment and just eats his cereal. Why would he take the time to do that if not to be a petty dildo? Good thing his boss fight is such an easy thing, almost like he's really just a pussy who can't do jack without the plot to help him.