Help me, I am in a group who are currently describing their characters fucking each other. They have been being Mary Sues this whole time and the DM is just rolling with it. I am a level 5 cleric, how do I derail this.
Sorry, unfamiliar with this one, what's your domain?
Also, counting only cantrips, you should have at least one of:
Heck, I think only something like Mending wouldn't fuck up sex, but even them you could show up and say you're casting mending on the guy's dick if the game isn't that serious.
For other spells, if you have a chance to prepare:
to name only a few.
You have many tools, just know how to apply them.
>killed everyone, sending to nunnery
Welp, this is where I jump off this ride, clearly OP is a faggot, and, far more damning, an idiot. Even the chastity patrol of /tg/ would have been more creative, or at least suggested OOC conversation. Shame OP.