>After many years you finally found BBEG hideout >Battle

>>44586109
Your daddy was possessed by an evil wizard little girl, stay where you are while I use my magic to test if you are unharmed (detect evil)

>>44586109
Not care, tell her that her father was evil and tried to kill everyone, point out the fact that he killed everyone else in this room, and direct her to an orphanage.

If the DM presses the matter, ignore him and whatever bullshit he is trying to pull.

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Wonder why my gm is shit

Oh fuck off.

>>44586109
I don't think its a little girl, I immediately think its the bbeg in disguise. Im paranoid like that.

>>44586109
I'M YOUR NEW DADDY LITTLE GIRL !
>B-but
NO BUTS ! NOW COME WITH ME, AND I'LL TELL YOU STORIES OF MY ADVENTURES

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There are only two options here.

1.)
"Your father was a monster and deserved to die. When you grow up and you still feel raw about it, I'll be waitin' ."

2.) roll to subdue and mount, Neutral Evil has all the fun.

>>44586203
>implying the bride was neutral evil

She's chaotic neutral you shit and you know it.

Explain that her father tried to destroy the world and refused to negotiate, while Detecting Thoughts. If it's the BBEG in disguise, or detect ill intentions or thoughts, or detect nothing, or detect fake thoughts, Hold Monster and repeatedly Suppress Memory, then offer apprenticeship and promise to tell what happened after some time.

>>44586109
Kill them both.

>>44586109
"Come. I will show you."

Then show her atrocities her father has wrought to attract attention of the group.

DOUBLE KILL

>>44586227
No shit I know that.

I'm talking about raping a young girl that did nothing wrong other than being the daughter of the man that I just killed. But she was the spawn of my enemies and will not know mercy.
That's Neutral Evil.
Because Neutral Evil = "I take what I want and what I want right now is her sweet ass"
And that's what I meant.

>>44586109
Sorry kid, but daddy had a nice bounty on his head...and I think it's down to a 3-way split now.

>>44586340
So you're role playing a pedophile.

Why? Some sort of wish fulfillment? Do you play with other people who do this?

TO BECOME YOUR NEW DADDY

Because fuck that particular dragon, that's why. We have a number of reasons, including but not limited to somebody betting we couldn't do it.

>>44586109
>well, can't have any heirs seeking revenge, now can we...

>>44586371
Please don't call FBI to my house Mr. Neighbourhood Watch. They won't come, I don't live in your shitty Murrica anyway.

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>>44586109
I kill her.

>>44586428
Why would I call the fbi I live in canada.

>>44586109
Suffer not the seed of heretics to live! *purging commences*

>>44586265
I can show you the world~!

>>44586109
Your daddy was an awful person. He needed to be stoped.

>>44586468
Shining, shimmering, splendid?

>>44586109
Probably wonder why I never noticed the little girl was in the room the whole time. Then try to detect evil, just in case.

>>44586198
Second.

>>44586109
Shout "Potential hostile! Neutralise!"
At that point she gets knocked down, bound hand and foot, and a day's worth of sleep toxin pumped into her system.

She can hear all about it from the cleanup crew, we've got to finish neutralising the rest of the place first.

>>44586484
Oh no none of that, her father turned it into a literal hellhole in some parts.

>>44586109

"Well your daddy killed MY little girl, so were even."

Then adopt her.

>>44586109
>your dad was a motherfucking thundercunt who had it coming, little girl

>>44586563
That kind of reminds me if the Olaf comic where a bear steals some guy's wife so this other dude steals the bear's wife because JUSTICE!

>>44586109
Kill her too since she's evil too, then laugh at my DM when he gets butthurt and tries to defend his reasoning behind having a perfectly innocent child right here in the super evil BBEG headquarters. Then I tell him that there's nothing he can do about it and offer to run a game that isn't utterly retarded for the rest of the players.

Tywin Lannister that shit. Put her to the sword. Put everyone in his castle/lair/whatever to the sword. Burn the place to the ground. Let everyone know that I'm now in charge, and I won'the be making the mistakes BBEG made by letting people like me live.

>>44586597
I wanna play that kind of paladin someday.

>>44586109
"Goddammit...we have to take care of her now, don't we?"

"Well, good news kid, we just had some job openings become available."

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"It's a tought world, kid."

*stabs child for EP*

>>44586371
Call it what you like, in scenario 2 I'm playing evil.
Its more about the context and who she is than the act itself.

It has absolutely nothing to do with her age and everything to do with who she is.

Also, look at where you are, I figured I'd just be the asshole who said it because if somebody was going to take it there, I was going to take it there first.

>>44586688
That guy detected

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>>44586109
Bolshevik? Make it quick.

>>44586428
>They won't come

They came for FIFA in swtzerland. They always come no matter where you are.

>>44586109
Oh hey, free rations!

I stab it with my knife to collect the ration.

>>44586711
You mean yourself, right? If not, you should be.

>>44586883
Explain please.

>>44586109
How "little"? Can she handle a wand of healing? Can we fit her for some armor?

I wouldn't dream of denying a child the chance to help undo the wrongs done by their parents.

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>>44586109
See last panel.

>>44586109
Your dad was a dick

>>44586371
>have a vaguely medieval setting
>but muh modern morals

it's not even to excuse the other anon's weird fetishes, but things went differently back then.

>>44586265
wow, way to destroy her. First, you kill her dad, then you show that her only friend in the world was out every night brutally murdering people and making children orphans.
Way to kick a kid while she's down. I bet you steal painkillers from the burn victims you sent to the hospital.

>>44586127
>wizard
>daddy

What?

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>>44586109
Your father was sick, child. A sickness called the Dark Symmetry. By the time we found you, the cancer had spread too far. It was too late to save him.

It's not too late for you, come with us. We may yet make you well.

>>44586109
Kill her as well, lest she attempts to avenge her father's death 20 years from now.

>>44586109
"He did horrible things to a lot of people who did nothing to deserve it. I gave him countless chances to give up peacefully, and each time he laughed in my face and usually followed up by hurting the people I love. I truely, honestly wish that it hadn't come to that, but if I had to relive it I would probably make the same choice. All I can say is that I am sorry for your loss, and I will understand if you hate me for the choice I made."

>>44586962
Got to add a little sugarcoating, let her think well of her father and blame some faceless evil. Maybe she will grow up good one day.

>>44586947
So you're calling me that guy for finding the rape of children in a mideval setting a bit much?

Really?

>>44587007
Well, it IS an evil child. That's sort of a moral grey area.

>>44587007
In a mideval setting you married your daughter off at 5.

>>44587025
Betrothed. And that was usually at around 7 years. Marriage waited until 10-11 commonly. And that was only for nobles.

Unless you have sources that indicate otherwise.

>>44586909
Man, I wish the Joker was always this funny these days.

>>44587025
In a true mideval setting yes, but this is (I am assuming anyway) a D&D setting, which has modern values in a setting with technology of a mideval setting. Sorry if that confuses you.

>>44587069
Nono I believe you though I would like a source or two to add. To my education. Still that is quite young as well.

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>>44586428
>The FBI
You fucking wish. I've called the Bureau of Land Management on you. When they're done your childhood home will be a turtle preserve.

>>44587007
I didn't ever call you a 'that guy', I simply stated that there might have been other morals back then (granted with greentext), especially with roaming murderhobos for hire.

It may not be your way to portray your world and I personally share your sentiment, but the treatment of children back then was quite bad.
If you weren't worked to death in some small coal/saltmine shaft you could consider yourself really lucky.

>>44587088
Im not him but it confuses me. Modern values exist because of our society and our natural situation. Medieval values existed as they were because of the life that they led. It was hard it was dirty and if you are lucky you live to see 30. Getting married young was a real coping mechanism to have childten at all.

>>44587088
>monarchs and nobles hold power
>religion important to not get sucked into some weird soul wall
>"modern values"

Wat

>>44586109
"Your father...is...see...look, it's really complicated, more complicated that a child like you should have to deal with. I'll try and explain everything to you. I don't expect you to believe me now. I don't expect you to understand. But I hope that, when you're older, you will."

(And then in the next campaign, if possible, I would so totally be playing that little girl, 15-ish years later, just for the opportunities)

>>44587025
NO, YOU DIDN'T.

Medieval cultures did practice betrothal, but that's not the same thing. For your average peasant or burgher family, you might have a quick mock marriage ceremony (more an excuse to have a party than anything else), but the actual marriage and the consummation of that marriage wouldn't occur until the bride was at least 15 usually 16 or older. Still young by our standards, but biologically able to have sex and bear children.

There were cases where very young girls were married off, but that was primarily for political reasons.

Someone who goes out of his way to rape little girls would be considered sick even back then.

>>44587088
You're right it confuses me because it makes no sense

>>44586947
>muh simulationism
>in a fantasy game
bruh...

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>>44586109

Offer the girl a dagger, kneel beside her and point the dagger at my heart. Say to her that If she thinks that revenge solves all the problems in the world then go ahead, enact your retribution. If not, stand beside me and let's give your father a proper burial.

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>>44587114
Does that mean I will finally be the Turtle King, as I have dreamed about since childhood?

You are truly the kindest soul! Bless you, you uncalled for saint!

"i'm so very sorry you had to see that little one, but you see your daddy was an ass sniffing cock-splinter that wanted to drown the world in blood and madness"

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>>44586954
It's important to learn the nature of the world while young.

>>44587178
>implying a coherent world is antithetical to fantasy

lazy gm detected

>>44587201
I've been some lonely girl I been so and down couldn't understand why haters joked around.

Now I'm proud to be with other creatures like me and now I got my wish...

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>>44586109
better question
>after many years of conflict you finally find the BBEG's lair
>after a arduous fight, you eventually win, but have yet to strike the final blow
>the BBEG begins to weep with what seems to be remorse or regret
would yo grant mercy?

>>44587238
I'm not the one advocating kiddie rape in his games mr pedo.

>>44587255
I ask him why. Why did he do it.

>>44587271
You do realize there are more than one person here talking to you right?

>>44586109
>2016
>Not defeating your archenemies and world threatening baddies with the power of friendship.

I shiggydiggy.

let the paladin deal with that shit while I look for cool stuff/plot hooks

>>44587277
His only answer is to increase to volume of his cries

>>44587271
>Oh no, I assume he's right! Y-yyou P-pedo!

Stay mad, I'm not advocating anything by merely acknowledging the possibility without judging characterplay at face value.

>>44587331
Not good enough.

>>44587337
I'm not mad, I just say things like I see them.

But I might have misunderstood: you only wanted to point out that it was a thing in the middle ages? And you wouldn't necessarily put it in one of your games?

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We purge

>>44586109
Leave, no answers. I came for a challenge and was left lacking, perhaps in 10 years time she'll do where her father didn't.

I cast borgengir's magic missile. If she really is a little girl then she would never be able to take 2d4 non-lethal damage and stay conscious

>>44587360
Right.
I'd never ever put that into one of my games deliberately, Jesus Christ no.
I roleplay as a means of escapism from this fucked up world.

>>44586109
"I will bring you to an orphanage- you will learn who he is there. Should that answer not satisfy you, seek me out, and I will show you who your father was."
"Until then, I can only offer you comfort in your sorrow. You did not deserve to be hurt here."
>Leave her her father's sword
>Wait for the plothook

>>44587255
>>44587331
"It is over. May you find justice and mercy wherever you go."
>Execute (or imprison, if possible)

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My Ultrasmirf would probably just silently hug her and say. "Your father was possessed by chaos. He is at peace now and his soul rests with the Emperor" or something like that while keeping her away from the Inquisitor.

My marine has a soft spot for children (and so do I) so he'd probably send her away to the Sister Seroritus or something like that. Screw what the Inquisitor wants.

>>44586109
I AM YOUR FATHER NOW, SMALL CHILD

>>44587472
>screw what the inquisitor wants

That sounds an awful lot like heresy.

>>44586109
Wrong order anon.

First the girl asks "Why do you want to kill my daddy?"
Then, while the character tries to explain, the girl pulls the lever dropping him into the crocodile pit.
And then BBEG and his daughter have some good family bonding watching the show..

>>44586109
>,,Why did you kill my daddy?''

Your daddy was acting naughty.

He paid the price that naughty boys pay. Naughty girls get a lot worse than he got. You're not a naughty girl, are you?

I hope not. You don't want to see what happens to bad girls.

>>44587629
He's an Ultramarine, so he'll always believe he's in the right. But it's also part of his character since he went completely AWOL for three days because he heard a rumor a child might be stuck in an abandoned ruin in an old battlefield which was now infested with Orcs.

He's actually under Captain Titus since our current setting takes place in the Ultramarines game. We're an Ultramarines forward squad that is lead by him (the GM) and I'm sure he wouldn't mind a small detour in order to save a precious human life.

>>44587629
>Not being a Space Wolf
Russ isn't the best of the bunch, yeah, but fuck bending knee to the Inquisition.

>>44587729
Congrats that is the creepiest thing Ive seen all thread.

>>44587775
Yep. You speak truth my friend.

>>44587773
>>44587757
Sorry guys I'm usually the one that plays Inquisitor

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>>44587729

>>44587180
hardkore

>>44587180
Tell me the rest of your evil plan, Richard

>>44587729
Congratulations, you've made a villain of the opposite flavor. You monster

>>44587365
Binge and purge?

>>44586109
kill her as well so no revenge plots can come out of it

>>44586109
>little girl in a demon infested hellish murderfortress filled with flayed, tortured corpses

Yeah I know that sort of 'little girl'

Bitch is getting purged next.

Your father did bad things. Killed many other people's daddies, their mommies, brothers and sisters too. Your daddy had caused unfathomably evil acts, and for that he needed to be stopped.

Whatever he was to you, good father or bad, hold it close to you, but remember who he was in full, and who he was before he begun down this dark path.

I can find those who will take care of you, and with a little miracle, give you the love that my blade has deprived you of. In time, you will either atone for his actions with your own, or a righteous blade like my own will stop you.

>>44587255
Tell them penance is the price of forgiveness, and that I hope they live long enough to receive it. Then offer that we retire and become monks together, where I can keep an eye on them.

>>44586109
Depending on which BBEG we're talking about?

DnD 3.5: "Your father put three little girls like you on spikes outside the castle walls. Their father was killed by yours. Their mother was thrown to his men, and then had her throat cut open. I am a Paladin of Heironeous - justice demanded he be killed, along with all that is good and decent in this world. But you are yet a child, innocent of his crimes - and I do not Sense Evil in you. I will take you as a squire, so that you might be raised without your father's failures marking you."

Dark Heresy: "HOW IS YOUR FATHER A DAEMON PRINCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Then followed by very concerned chainsword cleaving.

Rogue Trader: "Yer wot? Zoggin' 'umies wit' dere gabbin'. LOOKIT YA, YER SO SCRAWNY."

Call of Cthulhu: "Aw- aw jeez, this is... ah, come the fu- okay, heeeey. Hey kid. Don't worry, just... hey, let's get over here, alright? 'course the fuckin' inbred Irish cultist has got a kid, they breed like rabbits... heeey, don't cry. I'm, ah... I'm your uncle. Your daddy's just... sleeping, right now. C'mon." And then drive her to the police station I work for to get some help sorting this out (more common than you think in real life).

The question wasn't hard, stop being autismos going "lel children? wtf is this."

>>44586109
"It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that, I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your father had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."

>>44586109
I won't sugar coat it.
I tell her that her father was an evil man and killed a lot of people, and that he needed to be stopped before he hurt anyone else.
After that I take her and raise her as my own. Teach her about good and evil, hope she grows up a decent person that lives a normal life.

>>44586109
"Because he was weak, or else he would have killed me." Then either take the kid in, kill it, or abandon it there in the evil lair.
My barbarian is not the decision-maker of the party

>>44588892
We The Bride now.

I bash her skull open with a hammer and eat her brain.

...You never said I wasn't evil, too.

>>44586109
get fucked faggot

Bury my friends and her father without talking. Wait until that work is done and then sit down with the girl.

"Your father hurt countless people, maybe somewhere within his mind those actions was just but I had to stop him. I will give you my word now. If you ask me to forfeit my life I will, if you would rather seek to learn what your father did then you will as well."

Now we have a new plot of touring the lands and cleaning up the BBEG's mess all the while protecting the little girl from people that seek to kill her in the name of "justice" and remains of the BBEG's forces that want her.

>>44586109
"The world spins around, girl. And no punishment would equal your fathers evil, he had to be stopped."

>>44586518
this

>>44587255
tell the BBEG to PICK A GOD AND PRAY

>>44586109
>first of all wonder how in the actual crap theres an untainted child in the center of chaos
>especially being failbaddons kid
>this child is either a null, or definitely some warp tainted hellspawn.
>go figure out which, and either purge or convert
this i some extra special brand of super heresy i sense here.

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>>44586109
I inform the BBEG that we were aware of his little girl clone resurrection plan and that his magic has been sealed, and his punishment will be to be sealed within that form until his penance is served and he becomes a good person.

>>44586109
I hesitate, then cast Dispel Illusion.

>>44586161

hating the DM for giving you roleplay options out of the "kill the moster get the loot" ... autistic

>>44586109
I wouldn't have killed him in the first place.
That's how i fucking roll bitch.

>>44586109
Go home a hero.
Orphans are a problem for the church.

>>44586109
>BBEG has only one surviving child
>it's a young girl
Fuck yes. Time to usurp the throne.

Quietly usher her away from the scene of the battle and then quickly marry her off to my son the next day, before any of the more distant claimants to the BBEG's title catch word of what's happened. Sure, she'll be traumatized and miserable at first, but if she's anything like her late father was, she'll get over it pretty quickly when she finds out she's at least nominally a queen now.

Of course, their youth means that I'll be the regent for a decade or so until they come of age, so there's that. Plenty of time for a little good old fashioned embezzlement.

>>44586109
I ask the paladin to hold her still while I gently implant a seed under her eyelid. If she is evil, the seed will grow barbed hooks and blind her permanently in that eye. For years, the seed will grow bit by bit, pulsating into a tumourous mass. Eventually, it will burst open and split hur entire body in half, blooming into an enormous white lily.

If she's truly innocent, then the seed will immediately gestate into a small lily over her eye socket. I cogratulate her on her purity of heart and ask her to gaze once more upon her father. As a new handmaiden of the Lady, she can't fail to detect the overwhelming evil. I tell her that she can help us destroy all the evil in the world, if she takes an oath and joins me as a fellow supplicant of the Lady.

>>44591929
You need therapy.

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>>44586109
Detect Evil, if clean, explain and teach JUSTICE to her, if she pings, then I'll do what I must.

>>44591424
It's funny how people make a fuss about videogames like GTA and Doom and such having a corrupting influence on the youth, but I'm pretty sure Crusader Kings 2 actually makes people evil.

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Give her her father's weapon and tell her that I'll be waiting for her when she's ready.

>>44593688
Dubs for truth. It has wonderful political evil.

I have sugar products in my vehicle.

>>44592143
Flower therapy?

This happened 4 times already, at this point my Shadowrunner probably has enough stamps on his orphanage coupon for a free slushie.

>>44586109
Kil her, leave no window gor her to pull a revenge stunt.

Im playing a lawful evil charaxter

>>44594006
Is she servitor-convertable?

>>44594221
Everyone is servitor-convertible.

>>44594239
This is not true, especially for obliterators. Do not attempt to servitor obliterators. Trust me on this.

>>44594398
Not with that attitude!

>>44586109
>"Waa dont hurt my grandpa bones you big mean adventurers :("
Fuck you GM.

>>44586109
>Funny thing is, i too asked him this question 20 years ago.
>Here's my sword. If, by the time you will be able to wield it, you'll still have this question, feel free to visit.

>>44594066
No.
Normal the rapey

>>44594526
Let me rephrase. Trying to servitor an Obliterator gets your servitor base obliterated, rather than your Obliterator servitored.

>>44594716
Whatever.

In the end, you've built a big shiny machine man, and isn't that what life is all about?

>>44592143

I think this is actually a reference to Drakengard Zero.

>>44587255

As a DM, I quote what my PCs once said:

"I hit her in the face, to make her ugly before she dies."

Never, ever using a female BBEG again.

>half my companions died
I think i'd be the blame for my teammates being dead...
Also slice little girl's throat

>>44595234
The concept was inspired by Zero, though not fully. The deity in question is a Lovecraftian cosmic horror flower gardener. Her seeds feed on more than the physical and cause all manners of fervent psychosis. The most prominent manifestation is religious fervour.

Her cult is the dominant faith.

>>44586109
>Detect evil
Adventuring 101

>>44594716
Meh, what's scientific progress without a few dead planets?

>>44586109
Ey yo daddy killed all my frienz. Bitch do I look like Maury to you? I ain't the father!

Bitch ass nigga bitches always gold diggin my pockets, dawg. Fuck child support.

Make fun of her

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>Running an M. Bison character in Savage Worlds who's trying to be the biggest BBEG in the universe
>read OP

>mfw today is Tuesday

>>44586109
>inquisitor
>having their child with them
>especially one that cries at the death of their father instead of taking advantage of it.
>and doesn't even take up his lightsaber to at least attempt revenge.
She's no child of his.

>>44597443
But Anon, she's his little flower that he was making a better world for.

>>44586109
>Paladin of Vengeance
>Swore an oath to make reparations for any wrong I've done.
>I may have had to do it, but I still wronged this poor child.
>Adopted.

>>44586109
Adore her.

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Leave her feeling vengeful. It's probably better than just sad.
>Sometimes God takes daddies and puppies away. And sometimes... Sometimes I do.

I'd take her to the rest of her family and force them to leave the land and never return. If she has no family, I'd kill her as quickly as I can. Better than living in a filthy orphanage. Then I'd convert their land into a church of my faith.

It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

>>44586109
if my master ever pulls that crap on me i'm out

>>44586109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OmohYBsrk8#t=3m41s

>>44586109
https://youtu.be/Y0xUKLb_A3w?t=1m9s

SMITE THE SPAWN OF EVIL

Choke her out and take her back to the guild hall for questioning.

Make sure no-one else in the party sees and calls me evil

>>44587146
Most people actually lived fairly long lives (into their 60's maybe 70's, of course that depends more on the location, and status of the individuals in question), the reason the "average" life span was skewed so short was due to the large rate of infant mortality.

>>44587255
Fuck no, that's how you get stabbed in the back like a chump.

Slay her where she stands, we all know she's gonna become the next BBEG. Might as well nip it right in the bud.

>>44597001
THIS.
Best quote, from the best movie, by the best character EVER.

>>44586109
>Shiv her
>"Heretics need not to exist as to envenom human society and break our values, destroying the future for next generations with their abuse of god granted powers"

>>44586109
>What would you do?
Try to explain he tried to kill many many other people, take her in, squint at the GM.

>>44586109
Your Daddy isn't dead. He simply has lost his job, company, money and status to a hostile takeover by my company. He got a bit angry and told his meta-human mercenaries to pull me apart limb from limb. My own Meta-human mercenaries took exception to that.

Sure, the pony will have to go, and you're not going to be tutored anymore, but if you want a job 15 years down the line give me a call okay? Oh and here is the number for my therapist. You might need it down the line
(Char is like Lex Luthor but with the mindset of a Neutral Good Paladin. Acts as a money/tech guy for a group of superheroes, generally acts as cleanup/imprisonment for the villains they encounter)

>>44586109
''Because Dendar the night serpent told me to''

>>44586109
>rape

>>44586109
The dark-haired elf considered the girl for a moment before slowly taking a knee before her.

"Junges Paar... 'tis difficult to explain. Thy father was a great man, a man who did many great things in his life- but he also made many mistakes, and his mistakes cost many men and women their lives."

The elf took the girl by the shoulder, and, standing, lead her out of the room in which her father's corpse lay, closing the doors behind them. He was silent for some time, regarding the tearful child with a mixture of bemusement and regret.

"Your father was a good man, yes? I'm sure he taught you about justice and order. Your father needed to be brought to justice for the atrocities he committed, great man or no."

The elf knelt again, reaching into his jerkin to remove a small ivory carving of a shield, hanging on a silver chain. Removing it, he gently placed the necklace into the child's hand.

"Nothing I can do would give you your father back, Junges Mädchen, but I make you a promise. Your father will be remembered for the good he did for the world first, not for the horrors and illness he brought upon us."

Closing the child's hand, he stood, unmoving for a moment and staring at the girl, before re-entering the room where his comrades were tending to the dead and wounded.

Character is the leader of the party, a Lawful Neutral elf Ranger. BBEG was a good guy originally who made some very poor decisions and basically caused the Apocalypse.

I refuse the DM's shitty attempt at guilttripping, and accept the fact that many of the evil people my character has killed likely had families, and that the world sadly isn't that simple.

See if she has any living relatives. If not, put her in an orphanage.

>>44603258
>guilttripping
Alwsys see this shit being talked around kobolds and necromancers.

Even though they forget that adventurers are hired and usually its cause they are pricks or serving bigger pricks. "Ooh, you killed the monsters family you big meany poopy pants players!" Yeah well fuck you they were cunts, its not like murder is fucking subjective.

Were you aware of what he stole?
A husband, a wife.
A father, a mother.
A brother, a sister.
A son, a daughter.
I offer stories, and nothing more. Do not allow sorrow to shroud you from answers.

>>44586127
>Your daddy was possessed by an evil wizard little girl, stay where you are while I use my magic to test if you are unharmed (detect evil)
Genius.

>>44586198
This every time for every character

>>44587255
Oh, they have regrets now?

Maybe I would have cared if they'd showed this sort of humanity while they were winning.

>>44586954
She'll grow out of it. Plus kids always bounces back from shit like that.

>>44586109
"uuuuu your dad was a bad guy". child continues to cry. " I will let you play with my pet cat if you don't cry" child blankly stares at the scruffy man before. His bow still in his hand she pushes on a fake smile. " Sure, but what will happen to me" the man kneels down and pats the child on the head. "I can show you how to use a bow so you can get food" the girl begins to quiz the man more and more. He stutters out each replying that he knows how to do it. Growing nervous the man puts a hand over the Childs mouth. " how about you and me just go get Whiskey and some food" the child smirks with her eyes full of tears. " Fine but I still blame you for this"

>>44587255
>Dude stop crying, you're making this awkward.
>Oh come on! Snot? Really?
>After all the shit you pulled you're gonna cry like a little bitch?
>You should have at least figured out that this is gonna happen one day.
>Like what the fuck? You wiped out entire cities, forced parents to murder their children, then used the corpses as fertilizer, declared every Tuesday as forced sodomy day, made orcs pacifist, made the elves warmongers and worst of all you burned that kitten orphanage!
>Thats it, you stay there! I'm getting a bard to rape you.

>>44588361
Implying she wont turn you inside out in under 1 second for what you did. Shes that kind of little girl.

>>44587255
Fuck no.

Tell her that her father is dead because he tried to cheat Brektor the Foul, and her debt will come due in ten years time.

Then teleport away with the rest of the party, and burst into laughter.

>>44586109
kill her, then search her body for loot.

>>44586109
>>the bbeg
this is such a shitty prompt. it completely depends on what kind of BBEG you all face as players. sometimes things are far less black and white.

>>44586109
Well, niece, he did kill your grandfather and grandmother, my father and mother, mocked me as I was helplessly watching and then got on exciting adventure of slaughter and rape ever since. Figure it out from there.

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>>44590022
>implying that's a bad thing in this case

>>44586109
Did your father ever teach you the word "justice?" Let me tell you what it means. It means doing what is right, even when it is hard, even when it breaks your heart to do it. Your father had done so much evil, and came close to destroying the world, for him and nobody else. Justice means that I had to stop him, because he is no more or less important than any of the hundreds of people he's slaughtered, and the only way to stop him was to kill him. I wish I didn't have to, but it was the only way.