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Elves are sexy edition.
My new character has a sultry elf handmaiden who relays messages to him on behalf of their patron, and I am in need of some good female elf servant / handmaiden type art.
I'll start
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there's an entire comic about it
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Trap
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>>34623413
Well thats one way of applying a healing potion.
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>>34623432
huh. this one made my dick jump.
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>>34623027
Where are her nipples? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM, YOU MONSTER!?
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>>34623506
>hehe boobs
Even adventurers are still teenage boys on the inside.
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>>34623485
>>34623506
AAAAAH! The nipple thief has more victims!? What is this villainy!?
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>>34623396
This is actually the image I've been using for the drow sorceress I've been running at the DnD Encounters game at my local store.
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>>34623635
>Drow
>Sorceress
>in Encounters
>With fap-bait as char image

You are a bad person
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>>34623652
>Drow
>Not fab-bait

Choose one.
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The eternal debate.
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>>34623309
Like his ass, that's fine

>>34623680
Blue
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>>34623680
Black obviously.
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If anybody ever tried to submit any picture in this thread to me as character art, I would kindly ask them to leave.
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>>34623680
Goddamn blue is lewd, but black. Because delicious brown anything is best.
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>>34623704
Fascinating.
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>>34623704
Yeah I hate attractive women too
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>Where did I put my pants
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>>34623784
You just don't understand other people do you?
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>>34623674

There are degrees of fetish to any drow.

Super-creepy anime drow is piss-tree magical realm levels of fetish, and it wouldn't surprise me if DnD Encounters asked >>34623635 to leave.
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>>34623761
I'm going to politely request more muscle-elves for no specific reason.
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>>34623704
Who cares though?
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>>34623812
>Says the one denying others
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>>34624002
Seconding this request
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>>34624002
>no specific reason.

Oh there's a reason, and you know it.
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>>34623988
Moar like this plz
Elves in sexy robe dress things
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Goddammit guys, I just fapped.

Here we go again.
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>>34624279
I sense a bulge.
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>>34624361

Dude it's the size of her head. Not sensing it would make you blind as a bat.
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>>34623027
>blood elf
>curvy
No.
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>>34624337
I guess you are not only one
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>>34624299
>>34624377
well, it could be even graphicker. You can tell this one's circumcised!
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>sexy elf thread on /tg
>they are all ladies
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Please stop, I can't fap no more. I'm getting indian burns on my dick.
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>>34624688
could be that there has been a hand down there recently and pulled the foreskin back
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Posting more sexy elves. Elf cheesecake thread!
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>>34624738
Dude...ALWAYS use some moisturiser or water-based lube.
It only takes one rough chafing to give you permanent scar tissue down there and it WILL be lighter-coloured than the rest of your dick.
Do you want white spots on it? hm?
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>>34624778
and DO note that the water-based lube should BE lube. Not water! Water does not help.
One handjob in shower has given me a dick with the texture of a reptile!
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>>34624733
I kind of presumed that he wanted female handmaidens, but there is one trap in there.
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>>34624763

reminds me of the wakfu
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>>34624778
Only if you're a cutfag.
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>>34624754
Or the foreskin is not big enough to cover the head when it's erect. Happens to me when I get a raging megaboner.
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>>34624844
or suffer from phimosis.
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>>34624754
Unless it's pulled real tight, you should see it rolled up behind the tip.

Thread about hot elf babes and we just talk about visual aesthetics of dicks and the physics of foreskins...
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>>34624909
We are philosophers at heart.
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>>34624870
That doesn't prevent the skin from moving, you just can't pull it over your (erect) tip. If you got enough skin, you should be able to jerk off just fine without having to pull the skin back all the way.
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This thread perfectly summarizes the reason for why I deeply hate elves
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>>34624909
What can I say. Dicks are very fascinating.
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>>34624998
the way she has that sword strapped just cries penis envy
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>>34624962
Phimosis masturbation is quite problematic actually. It increases friction if you pull too much towards you and you are very likely to rip the skin around the opening slightly if you do not warm up first, which causes more scar tissue to form which again makes the skin tighter.

Wonder if girls with too tight vaginas suffer similiar shit...
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>>34624778
I dunno about this

I jerked off for 20 years without using any lube of any kind and I never had any problem
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>>34625052
different strokes for diff- eh never-mind.

I suppose it is not a very common problem then.
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>>34625114
I don't have any kind of problem like that either. But my penis wasn't mutilated.
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>>34624733
>sexy elf
>all ladies
Do you think it matters?

Well, maybe the ca/tg/irls like the elf boy bits. They might prove helpful somewhere down the road.
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>>34625130
neither was mine.
and yet.
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>>34625130
Mine was, and I don't have a problem with dry masturbation. I've got a bit more skin to work with than most cut dicks, though.
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>>34624056
he's right, this is the most horrible character art thread ever.
would be alright if this was a bitches for thulsa doom thread but the title right now is just misleading.
still saving tho
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>>34624948
>That's a nice statue
Thank you, anon, you made me laugh.
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>>34625233
Attempting to salvage this shit-fest with random dumps. If anybody has requests I'll see what I have, though.
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>>34624733
I saw Link
Are you saying he's not sexy?

>>34624909
Welcome to /tg/

>>34625154
Do wish there was more Elf traps here
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>>34625274
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>>34625300
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>smitten rylexe

Looks like Rylexe got smote, all right.
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>>34625292
>Are you saying he's not sexy?
I'm saying it is odd that there is not more like that in here.
Not saying that I was h-hoping for more like that...
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>>34625317
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>>34625372
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>>34625402
Now THAT is what I was waiting for!
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>>34625409
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>>34625397
What's with the Fleur-de-lis? Id she a French elf?
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>>34625446
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>>34625457
they arent only french
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>>34625472
>>34625457
French is the language of Lewd, and we all know that elves know all about lewd
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>>34625457

Elves = french? A bunch of humans serving in the Elf Foreign Legion to gain elven citizenship suddenly sounds awesome.
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>>34625402
this is the best elf-pic ever and I never found out who made it.
sauce, anyone?
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>>34625409
>>34625446
Elf thread! Post some goddamned Orcs!
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>>34625515
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>>34625517
purple guard in SoS is exactly that
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>>34625320
>>34625274
whats worse, a human with missing legs or an elf with missing ears?
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>>34625543
I GOT ORCS
DAKKA DAKKA
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>>34624299
Something about these eastern drow maidens...
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>>34625579
Humans can adapt to not having legs. An elf without ears is just a kobold.
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>>34625563
I could contain my dick until now...
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>>34625609
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>>34625605
It's the huge dick, right?
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>>34625630
THE VERY RARE ORC MONK
Enjoy, people!
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>>34625570
SoS?
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>>34625654
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>>34625668
>>34572829

Song of Swords
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>>34625654
Very nice!
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>>34625684
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>>34625665
>>34625692
>>34625708

God I love elves in contemporary clothing.
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>>34625720
>>34625715 I thought so
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>>34625729
>>34625708
You worthless lazy shit. For fuck's sake, who Donut Steel's their own work?
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>>34625761
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>>34625786
Many hentai artists. They tend to create a bunch of different takes on particular characters using different colour schemes and minor alterations of outfit.
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Green is Best!
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>>34625813
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Orcs > Elves
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>>34625532
tried googling. only /tg results
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>>34625853
yeah me too
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>>34625845
Your orc appears to be an elf with bad dentistry.
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>>34625824
>>34625835
>>34625845
Orcs/goblins/hobgoblins are best. Love the Thrall races.
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dice+3d5
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>>34625845
That's either a topless female elf or a male elf
Not sure which one make it funnier or sexier
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>>34624909
Hey, it wasn't until I looked up phimosis because of >>34624870 that I realized I even had it.

Fuckin' /tg, man. Teaching me about my dick.
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>>34625897
>>34625906
TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Elves rule! Orcs drool!
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>>34625922
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>>34625917
You should read more hentai, that's where I learned about it.
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>>34625938
is this seriously a "my hair is a bird" situation
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Needs more sexy orc females.
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>>34625944
>>34625938
Don't start a war you can't win, knife-ear.
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>>34625917
thanks for making me see the ugly dick on wikipedia
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Would totally marry/adopt.
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>>34625974
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>>34625991
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>>34625987
>puckered lips about half the diameter of the iris

stop and imagine what that would look like in real life
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>>34625917
You'll be happy to know that if you go to a doctor you can get help with that.
For there is a ...device... that you can use to continually stretch out your skin.
Still have not gotten round to talk to my doctor about it...
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>>34625964
I read plenty. I just close the tab when they get to stuff about smegma, orgasm denial, or weird dicks.

I just want to see people/tentacle monsters fucking. No weird dick bullshit.
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Image limit reached. Mission completion!
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>>34626024
I think I could die happy if I never got around to that.

I mean, sure, I have phimosis, but I've never had to clean out smegma. That's a trade I'm willing to make.

I'll stop interrupting the orc thread now.
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>>34625938
Fucking poachers.
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>>34626074
Damn, and I stil have 180 pics left in my Orc folder...
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Why do most of these orcs look just like slightly uglier elves? What happen to orcs as hideous monsters?
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>>34626095
Yes I would most definitely fuck that poacher.
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>>34626116

Interbreeding. Orcs end up preferring elven broodmares, and so their kids come out with more and more elven features. At least the green skin and tusks seem dominant.
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>>34626089
>but I've never had to clean out smegma
have you ever been in there with a Q-tip or wet little-finger?
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>>34623027
Speaking of which, my Captain just acquired a sexy elf batman (that is military butler, or I guess in this case maid). Anyone have anything like that?
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>>34626116
Sick freaks couldn't keep the monsters monsters and decided that everything had to be fappable.
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>>34626176
So you've explained how elves got ruined, but what about the orcs?
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>>34626209
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>34626209
>elves got ruined

Elves aren't ruined. Them being sexually attractive is entirely within their character, since they were always described as beautiful demigods. Orcs however were supposed to be monsters.
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>>34626014
Looks more like an elf, more elves should look like that.
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>>34623680

Blue
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nothing was ruined you morons

i mean, these are things that are supposed to be fantasized about and enjoyed

how can you enjoy something if you can't imagine putting your dick in it
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>>34626159
No.

. . . Should . . . should I . . .?
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>>34626309
SEE?!? SEE?!!? Freaks like you are the reason the world has had to endure the abomination of the Twilight saga!
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>>34626312
You probably should.
Just do it every time you shower.
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>>34626326
calm down, anon

i never though about putting my dick in a twilight vampire
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>>34626354
You just don't get it, do you? The idea that it's okay to take a monster and make it sexy spawns this kind of shit!
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>>34626326
Freaks like him are the reason the world has vampires, period.
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>>34626388
Not entirely true. He's the reason we have the modern vampire. We'd probably still have the walking corpse that wasn't much different from a modern conception of zombies.
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>>34626021
Why would I besmirch 2-D by comparing it to 3-D?
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>>34626326
Didn't the folklore origin of vampires already have dhampirs, so someone must have thought of fucking vampires back then.
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>>34624792
That'd be from the shampoo, not the water.
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>>34626418
Nah, Kebab-and-gypsy-land would have their lame zombies. No one but mega-nerds would care about Vampyrs.
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>>34626452
to make you feel silly, of course

>>34626385
you cant stop me

you can never stop me
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>>34626476
Again the lesson of never mixing business with pleasure.
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>>34626587
>he doesn't enjoy showering
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Since we're on the subject of vampires, what's /tg/'s opinion on the Strain?

I rather like it, at least the 7 episodes I've seen.

Especially the last part of ep 7 with motherfucking vampire commangdos out of nowhere.
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>>34626625
Clearly the showering is the pleasure part, why would you think otherwise?
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>>34626625
I enjoy showering but cleaning my body is a business.
...wait that came out a bit odd...
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>>34626648
I dropped it after episode 2, but if this is what I can look forward to then I'll give it another chance.
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>>34626014
Sauce?
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>>34626864
It picks up, Van Jewsing and the creepy blond dude are pretty great.

Blond dude actually looks like a WoD style Nosferatu who wears a toupe and extensive make up, also totally a nazi.
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>>34624002
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1000268

Muscly elf milfs with heart shaped pupils.
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>>34628400
You're a gentleman of fine taste.
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>>34624909
>>34624909
I've always kinda thought that unlike some other guys who just want massive dicks. I wish my dick was better looking. I also wish people decided to mangle my dick at birth because the devil lives in my right hand.
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>>34629582
Didnt decide to mangle my dick
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so much lewd
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>>34624053
I am honestly tired of seeing Elf's getting fucked by monsters and human bitc hes getting fucked by monsters.

lets see some conquering expanding humans take elves and monstrous females as war trophies.
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>>34625335
if i was in that situation i would've let my kid have him
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>>34625973

I'm posting this the next time I read a thread on /fit/ about fat women being warriors.
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>>34623680
can anyone change black and blue to red and green?
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>>34635039
yes
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>>34624948
>Varying degrees of want circa 39bc
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>>34623027
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Sluts
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>>34626014
That's an elf bro.
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>>34626418
There are a lot of older vampire archetypes associated with sex, even in the Eastern European regions were the most common vampire myths were less appealing. Some strigoi, for example, were said to take on handsome male/female forms to lure their prey into their clutches, and there's a whole subsection of creature that was sort of like an undead shadow devoted to molesting women and eating their blood/shit, which would eventually make them strong enough to gain a real, non-shadow body, at which point the legend diverges on the matter of whether they kill the woman, rape her, or turn into a handsome gentleman and seduce/marry her. Then there are various Asian and Mesopotamian vampires heavily associated with sex.

Associate something with blood and someone else will add sex to the myth soon after.
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I'd be far more ok with animu elves if they ears were only slightly pointy going up,
instead of those sidewise whiskers they have
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>>34624246
Is that Arshes Nei? Best dark elf.
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>>34643520
Yes.
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>>34624279

And so our hero, after a night of heavy drinking, find himselerr herself in the evil clutches of a wicked dark elf sorceress and married.

Will our hero ever escape the evil clutches of the lust driven amazonian elves? Or will she forget her vow of chastity and surrender to the sapphic and carnal delights of her new acquainted wife?
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>>34624763

The thing is, if you want curves or big tits, that's what human chicks do well. Elf chicks are supposed to be lithe and willowy. Hence the need to have one of each.
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>>34643342
Handlebar ears are more expressive and come in handy when you need to skullfuck an elf.
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>>34643835
What about half elves?
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>>34624909
that just shows we are better then people who refuse to talk about dicks because they are uncomfortable with sexuality
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>open thread expecting to see elves
>almost all images are weebshit

kindly back to >>>/a/ please
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>>34644600
Complaining about weebshit on a site founded for weebshit is hilarious. Hell if all of these were just as scantily clad but had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists would give them you wouldn't even think about complaining.
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>>34625114
>different strokes for different folks
different faps for different chaps
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>>34644733
>Hell if all of these were just as scantily clad but had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists would give them you wouldn't even think about complaining.
>had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists
>mannish
>realistic
Do you mean you can't tell women and men apart IRL? Holy fuck, time to get off the computer, mon.
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>>34646532
He's not saying that real women have mannish faces, he's saying that most fantasy artists going for the 'realistic' look make their female faces look mannish.

(Whether he's correct is a different conversation.)
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>>34646592
I know. But considering most fantasy art is basically pin-ups and fap-bait that is just beyond retarded.
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