Elves are sexy edition.
My new character has a sultry elf handmaiden who relays messages to him on behalf of their patron, and I am in need of some good female elf servant / handmaiden type art.
You just don't understand other people do you?
There are degrees of fetish to any drow.
Super-creepy anime drow is piss-tree magical realm levels of fetish, and it wouldn't surprise me if DnD Encounters asked >>34623635 to leave.
Posting more sexy elves. Elf cheesecake thread!
Dude...ALWAYS use some moisturiser or water-based lube.
It only takes one rough chafing to give you permanent scar tissue down there and it WILL be lighter-coloured than the rest of your dick.
Do you want white spots on it? hm?
I kind of presumed that he wanted female handmaidens, but there is one trap in there.
Or the foreskin is not big enough to cover the head when it's erect. Happens to me when I get a raging megaboner.
Unless it's pulled real tight, you should see it rolled up behind the tip.
Thread about hot elf babes and we just talk about visual aesthetics of dicks and the physics of foreskins...
We are philosophers at heart.
That doesn't prevent the skin from moving, you just can't pull it over your (erect) tip. If you got enough skin, you should be able to jerk off just fine without having to pull the skin back all the way.
What can I say. Dicks are very fascinating.
Phimosis masturbation is quite problematic actually. It increases friction if you pull too much towards you and you are very likely to rip the skin around the opening slightly if you do not warm up first, which causes more scar tissue to form which again makes the skin tighter.
Wonder if girls with too tight vaginas suffer similiar shit...
he's right, this is the most horrible character art thread ever.
would be alright if this was a bitches for thulsa doom thread but the title right now is just misleading.
still saving tho
Attempting to salvage this shit-fest with random dumps. If anybody has requests I'll see what I have, though.
Looks like Rylexe got smote, all right.
French is the language of Lewd, and we all know that elves know all about lewd
Elves = french? A bunch of humans serving in the Elf Foreign Legion to gain elven citizenship suddenly sounds awesome.
Elf thread! Post some goddamned Orcs!
I GOT ORCS
Humans can adapt to not having legs. An elf without ears is just a kobold.
THE VERY RARE ORC MONK
Green is Best!
Your orc appears to be an elf with bad dentistry.
Orcs/goblins/hobgoblins are best. Love the Thrall races.
You should read more hentai, that's where I learned about it.
Don't start a war you can't win, knife-ear.
You'll be happy to know that if you go to a doctor you can get help with that.
For there is a ...device... that you can use to continually stretch out your skin.
Still have not gotten round to talk to my doctor about it...
I read plenty. I just close the tab when they get to stuff about smegma, orgasm denial, or weird dicks.
I just want to see people/tentacle monsters fucking. No weird dick bullshit.
I think I could die happy if I never got around to that.
I mean, sure, I have phimosis, but I've never had to clean out smegma. That's a trade I'm willing to make.
I'll stop interrupting the orc thread now.
>elves got ruined
Elves aren't ruined. Them being sexually attractive is entirely within their character, since they were always described as beautiful demigods. Orcs however were supposed to be monsters.
Since we're on the subject of vampires, what's /tg/'s opinion on the Strain?
I rather like it, at least the 7 episodes I've seen.
Especially the last part of ep 7 with motherfucking vampire commangdos out of nowhere.
It picks up, Van Jewsing and the creepy blond dude are pretty great.
Blond dude actually looks like a WoD style Nosferatu who wears a toupe and extensive make up, also totally a nazi.
I've always kinda thought that unlike some other guys who just want massive dicks. I wish my dick was better looking. I also wish people decided to mangle my dick at birth because the devil lives in my right hand.
I am honestly tired of seeing Elf's getting fucked by monsters and human bitc hes getting fucked by monsters.
lets see some conquering expanding humans take elves and monstrous females as war trophies.
There are a lot of older vampire archetypes associated with sex, even in the Eastern European regions were the most common vampire myths were less appealing. Some strigoi, for example, were said to take on handsome male/female forms to lure their prey into their clutches, and there's a whole subsection of creature that was sort of like an undead shadow devoted to molesting women and eating their blood/shit, which would eventually make them strong enough to gain a real, non-shadow body, at which point the legend diverges on the matter of whether they kill the woman, rape her, or turn into a handsome gentleman and seduce/marry her. Then there are various Asian and Mesopotamian vampires heavily associated with sex.
Associate something with blood and someone else will add sex to the myth soon after.
And so our hero, after a night of heavy drinking, find himselerr herself in the evil clutches of a wicked dark elf sorceress and married.
Will our hero ever escape the evil clutches of the lust driven amazonian elves? Or will she forget her vow of chastity and surrender to the sapphic and carnal delights of her new acquainted wife?
Complaining about weebshit on a site founded for weebshit is hilarious. Hell if all of these were just as scantily clad but had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists would give them you wouldn't even think about complaining.
>Hell if all of these were just as scantily clad but had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists would give them you wouldn't even think about complaining.
>had retarded mannish faces "realistic" artists
Do you mean you can't tell women and men apart IRL? Holy fuck, time to get off the computer, mon.
He's not saying that real women have mannish faces, he's saying that most fantasy artists going for the 'realistic' look make their female faces look mannish.
(Whether he's correct is a different conversation.)