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ITS TIME FOR A CRUSADE, YOU FUCKERS


REPORT FOR FUCKING DUTY, YOU FAGGOTS!
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>>34083513
NO, FUCK YOU DICKSTICK!
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>>34083907
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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I don't really feel up to it, dude.
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Back in my day this meme was actually funny.
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>>34083513
FFFFUUUUUCKKK YOUUUU. I'LL REPORT WHEN I GODDAMN WELL PLEASE, COCKMUNCHER.

BUT I DON'T HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO. SO I'LL DO MY FUCKING DUTY, ASSWIPE.
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>>34083513
I'z reportin' fer Spess Muhreen duty!
When're we gonna bash dem greenies eh?
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Wow this is epic did you come up with this on your own? We should me this a meme XDXD so epic
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FEEL THE FUCKING FURY
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YOU STILL HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD US WHERE THE FUCK WE'RE GOING


CUNT
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Oh a new meme! It's so funny!
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STOP FUCKING MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE YOU FUCKING CUNTNIGGER BITCHLICKER XENOSHAGGER MOTHERFUCKER
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>>34083513

BEEN ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU ASSWIPES!

I WAS ALREADY WORRIED YOU'D BE TOO BUSY SUCKING COCKS AND GARGLING CUM TO GET YOUR FUCKING GAYLORD, DILDOPENETRATED ASSES MOVING!

SO WHERE'RE WE GOING, FUCKFACE?! AND NOBODY PICK MY FUCKING SEAT OR ELSE I'LL COCKSLAP YOUR FACE TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE AND BACK!
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>>34083513
LET'S FUCK 'EM UP.

FOR the great and generous EMPEROR'!!!
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>>34084480
FUCK YOU. I'LL SIT WHERE I FUCKING WANT. THIS SEAT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR SISSY-TWAT NAME ON. YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU FARTED ON IT, ASS-FACE?
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>>34083513
I for one find most of the Angry marine stories to be fucking hilarious and amazing, but the only thing I didn't like was baddassious, felt weak compared to the other stories.

Anyhow, why isn't there a fucking chapter based around that one Angry marine story where they replaced that one Marines hands with Ork Claws because it was awesome?

I'd love a chapter dedicated to wearing the the stuff of the enemy including bodyparts covering themselves in purity seals
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>>34084628
NO, FUCKFACE, YOU'LL SIT WHERE I EMPEROR-DAMN TELL YOU TO AND I TELL YOU TO GET YOUR SHITSTAINED ASS OFF MY FUCKING SEAT YOU CUNT!

I GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I PUT YOUR OWN FOOT UP YOUR CUMCRUSTED ASSHOLE!
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>>34084628
>>34084480

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS MOTHERFUCKERS. I KNEW YOU WHERE FUCKING LITTLE BITCHES, WHO THE FUCK SITS ON SEATS ?!

I'M MAG-LOCKING MY BOOTS TO THE HULL AND SURFING THE MOTHERFUCKING THUNDERHAWK LIKE A REAL MARINE.

SEE YOU WHEN YOU TWO WHEN YOU FIND YOUR BALLS
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>>34084730

I'D BE SO GODDAMN PROUD OF YOU IF I DIDN'T KNEW YOU WERE A CUM GARGLING FAGGOT THAT WORE AN ASSAULT PACK
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>>34084730

WAY TO GO TO WASTE OUR FUCKING OXYGEN-TANKS, FUCKWAD. WHY DON'T YOU ALSO TAKE THIS HERE HEAVY BOLTER AND PULL THE TRIGGER ALL THE WAY UNTIL WE REACH THE DESTINATION SO WE'RE SURE TO NOT HAVE ENOUGH AMMUNITION TO ACTUALLY SHOOT XENOS, YOU TWICE-RETARDED PISSDRINKER?

SERIOUSLY GET YOUR STUPID ASS IN HERE AND TAKE YOUR EMPEROR-DAMNED SEAT, YOU'LL CATCH A WARPCOLD OUT THERE!
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>>34083513
Tallarn Glory regiment ready to fight on your command

/Tallarn Glory/ get shit done
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>>34086120
FUCK YOU SANDNIGGER PIECE OF FUCKING TURBAN SHIT!
TAKE THIS FUCKING ASSWIPE PIECE OF TECHPRIEST SHIT YOU CALL A HEAVY BOLTER AND BEAT THE FUCKING CUNT JUICE OUTTA SOMEONE WITH IT!
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>>34083513
FUCK YOU, YOU AREN'T THE CHAPTER MASTER
I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO ANY OF THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
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>>34086120
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? DO YOU THINK WE'RE IN A FUCKING LIBRARY? THE EMPEROR GAVE YOU A VOICE TO SHOUT WITH, FUCKING USE IT YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICK.
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>>34086120
*points at the knife*
WE DON'T FIGHT WITH BONIFIED PUSSY ASS COCKSICKLES! WE FUCKING KILL THEM!!!

ALWAYS ANGRY!!! ALL THE TIME!!!
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Yer a grot
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>>34084236
STOP BEING SO FUCKING SLOW, YOU FUCKER
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>>34084480
>>34084122
WE GOIN TO GO FUCK THOSE CHAOS DICK HOLES UP THEIR DADDYS CLIT, YOU SHIT BRICKS.
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>>34086755
OH WOW, PLEASE DON'T SMOTHER US WITH INFORMATION, YOU SHITCAKE EATING ASSHOLE.

I ASKED _WERE_ THE FUCK WE'RE GOING.

AND WHICH ONE A'THESE COCKSNOUTS ARE WE GONNA FUCK UP THE SHITTER? TRAITOR LEGIONS? RENEGADES?

I HOPE WE'RE GETTING TO SWAT SOME OF THOSE ALPHA LEGIONNAIRES - FUCKING CUNTFLAPS MAKE ME ANGRY!
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FUCK
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>>34087193
WHAT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT "WE'RE GOING TO FUCK UP CHAOS DICKHOLES", FUCKFACE? YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING? WE'RE FLYING YOUR FUCKING FISTS DIRECTLY INTO FUCKING CHAOS FUCKING DICKHOLES. THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

NOW STOP ASKING DUMBSHIT QUESTIONS, YOU FUCKING DILDO GOBBLER.
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>>34088078

WHAT WAS THAT YOU SHITPILE?! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO ASK PROPER QUESTIONS, ANYMORE, CUNTSACK?! YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL SWAT YOUR UGLY FACE WITH MY NUTSACK IF YOU TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT OFF ONE MORE TIME. NOW TAKE THAT CORSECOCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK WE'RE GOING!
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>34088429
WERE GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE EYE OF TERROR TO FACE FUCK THE CHAOS GODS INTO OBLIVION, YOU CUNT LICKER
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>>34083513
THIS IS OUR SONG!

FUCKING WAR TO IT!
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>>34091908
I FORGOT MY FUCKING SONG!

FUCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdCpF8o5LUo
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>>34092097
THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM BITCH!

THIS SONG IS ABOUT ME JIZZNUGGET!
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>>34091003
WELL FINALLY SOME FUCKING INTEL, FOR FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE! WAS THAT SO HARD YOU FILTH LICKING SHITSTAINS?!

ALRIGHT, NOW LET ME GET MY GOOD ASSKICKING BOOTS!
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>>34094770
REMEMBER TO SLUTHER THOSE FUCKIN BOOTS IN THE EMPERORS HOLY SHIT JUICE SO THAT HERETICS FUCKIN SPLODE WHEN YOU BOOT FUCK THERE ASSHOLES HEEL FIRST! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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SHIT PISS FUCK!
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Greetings fellow glorious battle brothers!
I am brother Aenicus of the Emperor's Finest, the Ultramarines!
I hear you plan to head straight into the Eye!
No single chapter could possibly do that alone, so we decided to join your mighty crusade and engage in jolly cooperation!
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>>34098560
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK YOOOUUUU, POMPOUS, ROMAN-WANNABE BOYFUCKER. IF YOU WANNA COOPERATE YOU CAN GO RIGHT AHEAD AND COOPERATE WITH MY SHINY YELLOW ASS. IF WE WANTED HELP FROM SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU, WE'D HAVE MADE A REGIMENT OUT OF BROTHER ROLAF'S SPOOGE RAG.

AT LEAST THE SPOOGE RAG HAS A PURPOSE.
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>>34098560

...................................................................................................................................................................................FUCK YOU! MAYBE YUR FUCKING RIMJOBBING BLUE SMURF, CODEX FOLLOWING, RAWBUTT GIRLYMAN DICK SUCKING FAGGOTS CANT DO IT ON YOUR OWN, BUT WERE THE FUCKING ANGRY MARINES!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME!

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>34098961

FUCK YOU. I'LL STOP BEING ANGRY WHENEVER I FUCKING WANT TO, YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHEN I CAN AND CAN'T BE ANGRY. I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I WANT TO BE, NOT BECAUSE OF SOME TINY KNOBBED ASS-BLASTER LIKE YOU.
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>>34099170
THAT FUCKING HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*RIP AND TEAR*

*RIP AND TEAR*
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*sips from coffee mug*

I, too, am very angry.
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This and the incredibly cool "blood 4 blood god XD me mes are the exact things people who don't 40k say to pretend they do 40k

imagine being sad enough to want to pretend you play 40k
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>>34083513
BADGER CUNT DICK XENO RAPE!!!
I'LL REPORT WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!

FUCK YOU! I AM READY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY BOOTS HUNGER FOR THE FEEL OF XENO TEETH
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>>34083513
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SHITSTAINED PUSSY? YOU DON'T DECLARE A FUCKING CRUSADE! YOU RUN STRAIGHT AT THE FUCKING ENEMY WITH YOUR GODDAMN POWERWRENCH! FUCK YOU, DICKSMACK!
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>>34083513
HELL YEAH BITCHCUNT
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>>34098560
YOUR POWER ARMOUR BETTER BE COVERED IN TAU BLOOD, COCKSPAZ, OR ELSE I'LL TAKE EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR LAUREL WREATHED ASSHOLE! IT'S THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PAINT POWER ARMOUR BLUE, DICKSHIT!

NOW IF YOU WANNA COME AND PLAY YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO STOMP SOME TEETH IN, CAMELCLIT, BECAUSE WE'RE SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO ESTABLISH A BORING FUCK-SUPPLYCHAIN OR USE SHITTY "TACTICS". IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOURSELVES OUT THERE WITHOUT A BAG FULL OF DOORKNOBS YOU'RE -WORTHLESS- TO US!

>>34096890
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, FUCKFACE! THAT WAS SARCASM, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I NEVER WASH MY BOOTS SO THERE'S STILL ORIGINAL EMPEROR'S SHITJUICE ON IT FROM THE FIRST TIME, COCKMONGLER! ALWAYS BATTLE READY, FUCK YEAH!

>>34098916
MY SPOOGE RAG HAS INDEED A PURPOSE: SHUTTING SHITSTAINS LIKE YOU UP BY SLAPPING THE CLOTH ON YOUR STUPID UGLY MUG!

>>34099321
Hey, can I have some of that coffe, too? Feeling kind of without energy, so I really could use something to boost me up.
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