Guys! Guys. This girl I know just sent me this pic and I don't know what to do. I mean, it can't have been meant for me, right? Tau and gue'la aren't supposed to mingle. You know, socially.
Nyaaar, a common mistake. The Tau do not forbid friendship or even copulation between castes or races, yes, simply interbreeding. Understandable, yes, that they would want to keep their bloodlines pure and strong. A thousand thousand years of careful shaping should not be undone over frivolous romance, yeees. However, Tau females cannot bear human young, nor can they lay kroot eggs. More simplistic Tau may think odd of her and you, but it is not forbidden.
Source: This one shared meals with a gorgeous Shas'la in the taking of Yuurax Primus.
Where'd you think it got such magnificent tits?
>>You mean gue'vesa
Gue'vesa are specifically human auxiliary units attached to Tau fire cadres. Gue'la is the Tau word for human. If you're going to be an insufferable autist about inconsequential specificity, at least be right about it.
I once started to write a fanfic abut a Kroot female who got employment 'disposing' of a pimps sex-addict whores.
She was a muscular girl but then developed tits and nymphomania because of the eating of the sexaddicts, and started getting involved in human gangbangs.
I then wept.
I mean, I hear you say that...
This one weeps for the empire! How can we be a brotherhood with such blatant ignorance? YES. Kroot such as this one eat people. BUT NOT JUST PEOPLE. Do you think I could survive just eating people? Do you think!? THINK.
We shared cup noodles as we watched Imperial ships descend from the skies in fire. We ate standard rations in the trenches of Ulamar marsh. Indeed, I did cook for her a native Kessik rat after we fended off the 34th push, whilst this one ate his raw. But no, she never ate a person!
>Human-on-Tau violence was not unknown, with a notable example being when a man stylising himself as an Imperial Commissar murdered two Earth Caste workers in front of a mob of humans and then incited them to riot. Such people are not referred to as Gue'vesa by the Tau, instead recieving the derogatory name Gue'la, which translates simply as "human."
Then he should switch to an upfront collection model with him performing the transaction. He could also switch them to brothel work or stage shows. Really there are a host of better options than paying a Xenos to kill and eat them.
>"Bitch, I don't care how many dicks are growin' out yo nipples, I best be seeing thrones in my hand or I'll toss your ass down the rad sump and let the mutants have a go."
Consorting with xenos? That's some heretical shit right there brother.
Give me and my spade 30 seconds and we'll see if you can say that again.
They're fat girl tittays.
So you're the indiscriminate guy on the team, huh? That's cool man, someone's gotta do it, and as my master always says:
"The worst pussy I ever got was still pretty damn good."
I believe the heretical abhoration stated that he would experience sexual pleasure to the point of ejactulation after inserting his reproductive organ into the xeno female's azure waste disposal ring.
So, mental image recap here.
This bro >>33593666 gets that picture and posts it on the galactic net for advice from his "friends" online. He is naturally called a heretic and told to respond with dick pics.
He explains a few things, and suddenly >>33593827 this random ass kroot steps into his living room and sits down to tell him a story about the time (she?) totallydidn'teat/eatoutaShas'la.
Next a random dude walks in and tells the two of them about the porn story, everyone demands to see it, he blushes and hides the key to his secret smut dungeon.
>>33594385 Suddenly fucking Krieg bros just show up and yell about him being a heretic and start digging up his living room because they can't live outside a trench without going through withdrawls.
Random /b/tard walks in and says "I want to a tau", everyone ignores him except the very confused kroot.
Then a daemonette shows up on this guy's couch and starts rubbing herself while her (handler?) from the inquisition yanks on her leash to make her behave.
Then a dancing dick appears just before a cyclonic torpedo slams into the house to wipe out what is probably the most concentrated heresy since Horus.
This thread is why I fucking hate every single one of you degeneratw faggots. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SHIT IS THAT WANTING TO FUCK SOME BLUE ASS COMMUNIST WHORE. I WILL RIP HER HEAD OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT WHILE YOU CRY LIKE A FUCKING BITCH.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Oh yeah? Well I'll spread your butt cheeks and blow into them until you cough
Wait - how'd she send this pic to you? You just said you knew her professionally. How's that jump to a vox-channel and a pict-feed?
Is she abusing her powers as an engineer where you work to steal your personal information?
Well, if she used her resources to find you, I doubt it was a mistake.
Put the D in her V or H or whatever the fuck the blueberries call it and accept Slaanesh already you fucking prude.
Because it's the one true path Anon. Will you cross over with us?
Look, dude...has she made any other sort of...advances? Said anything weird to you? She might have tried it in a more Tau fashion - it's not like she's Water Caste, she might not know how humans do things.
Hey man, Steel Legionare here.
While I will call you a heretic, I will also call you a lucky bastard.
Tell her she would make a good model or somthing. Never know about those Tau girls man.
Would a basic kroot have a cloaca or not?
>you will never kidnap supermodels and feed them to your kroot girlfriend until she grows a separate vagina and anus
Does it having one or not dampen your boner? because really, its 40k, sense is a dead idea.
You! Original Poster man! I hear your problem, and I have good advice to give!
First, Tau women are beautiful. It is no shame. I have fought Tau! They fight well! Like true sons of Vostroya, only not true sons of Vostroya! The women are of curvy stature and of friendly nature, eeeh?
Second, you must grow mustache! No woman shall respect a man without a mustache! You might as well say that you are not interested in woman, eeh? Say that her picture she sent has meant nothing! It must be long and beautiful, like mine is! The picture is related!
What I want to know is whether or not she'd OM NOM NOM me in the heat of the moment.
The Emperor didn't have a mustache.
You saying the Emperor is less of a man than you?
No! No no! That is the advice that is wrong to give, and you must give it right! I shall tell you:
The Tau women do appreciate it when you are nice to alien ladies, yes? You do not have to want them. You be polite, though. You talk about weather, how extraordinary it is to see sky that is not soot and smoke. The Tau woman will love you, think you part of goods that are greater. Cevyk knows his way around the alien women, eeh?
Your mustache would frighten girl? Aaah, yes, I see - Tau do not grow mustache, so she would be of the fright of a real man! I understand, yes! Good man! You do not grow mustache! But remember not to throw away your manhood so easily for girl all the time, eeeh?
Everyone knows that the Emperor had a beautiful mustache, like a proud son of Vostroya! It is simply not seen, for he was in the habit to shave it off so none would feel ashamed to have their mustaches seen in comparison to his own.
Cevyk back me up here!
You wish Cevyk tell this tell? Cevyk will tell this tale, yes! It is a grand story.
Once, it was November, and therefore it was tradition for every man to not shave for the whole of the month, yes? Many a man bore a proud stubble upon chin, grew a short beard. Even some of the primarchs managed, though most could not facial hair at all, unlike their father.
Anyway, the time came for the Emperor to meet with his sons, for party of birth. Forget who - Russ? Ferrus Manus? Forget who. Emperor comes to meet with his sons, and they are excited to see father! But they cannot see father! They see large pile of long, black hair stretching about the doorway!
The primarchs cried out, "Where is father?! Where is the Emperor!" but none could find him, for they only found but more hair. Finally, the Emperor made grand sacrifice for his sons, breaking time honored tradition of the no shaving of November. He raised his mighty sword and slashed his own beautiful beard and mustache in twain, so sons could see, yes, Father was there! His beard had grown so long as to hide him from sight!
From that day forward, it was decided that only the manliest of men could bear facial hair for long in the Emperor's Imperium, and that is for why the Sons of Vostroya bear such proud and excellent mustaches!
It is good story, yes? I need rahzvod.
Strange anonymous gentleman, do not be so unkind to good comrade Laz! He has proven himself proud son of Vostroya, if not by birth, by fact he can drink half bottle of rahzvod before passing out!
But Tau women, Tau women...if you had but spent time in the fringe of the East, you would understand, yes! The Emperor does forgive me! I only make more proud firstborn sons of Vostroya with the humanity of the Imperium!
And there's nothing inherently xenos women. Just don't give them your essence. Always dny them your essence.
Do not be touching the daemon woman! Once, I was caught in bad place. Hive Glarskill, daemon woman was toying with Cevyk! She came up close...reached out to stroke my cheek...And tugged on my mustache, ruining the carefully arranged hairs! Well, like any good son of Vostroya, I was enraged, and hacked her down with my chainsword! She did pay for the insult to the good son of Vostroya!
On Vostorya, we say only three people can meddle with your mustache - the Emperor, your woman and your mother.
Right, now when you're dealing with Eldar chicks, keep in mind that there is a moderate chance for the Eldar to become a mother if you fuck it. This can be a bad thing initially, but they payoff is that you might have a powerful psychic kid.
As for daemonettes, some of them will have man bits as well as lady bits. Don't be turned off by the sight for it can still be fucked like a hot chick. If you're really lucky, you can have it manifest you're fetishes to make the intercourse interesting.
Welcome to the service of Slaanesh, mortal!
Feh, Eldar women! They do not give, they take! They do not care for a proud son of Vostroya at all, and I have never seen one of their race, for all their pride, prove they can properly wax a mustache. They can be beautiful, but there is no point to chasing them, for they shall never let you catch them - except in the rare circumstance that they so will it!
At least with girl that is Tau, I can talk to her. "How are you doing? How was your day? Why do your kind not handle even a single sip of rahzvod? Is your skin blue because it is like the sky, and would it be grey if I showed you the towering factories of my home?"
Which one, the Eldar road or the Daemonette one? If you're on the Eldar road and accidentally get one pregnant, relax! Just help her raise the kid and it'll pay off in the long run. For the Daemonette path, also relax. Unless you're doing rituals and other horrendous shit, keep the relation under control but don't be afraid to experiment! Only real problem would be your neighbors and the Arbites. Other than that, you can fuck her without getting her knocked up or transferring STDs to you.
Merciful Emperor above! To think a Guardsman of the Firstborn would forget his own name! My apologizes, dear friends - the rahzvod flows more freely than to which I am used!
It shouldn't cost a lot as long as you keep him/her safe from angry Eldar folks. Another bright side to this is that you can have a kid that has the positive traits of both species while only having few of the negative traits of both species.
He's got the supplies, man. After all, he might just be on a Craftworld. Ever stop to think about how difficult it is to raid one of those? Me, I'm in a fuck-off part of a segmentum on a rock.
That is of course what I have brought, comerade! What sort of man could last for years hiding from Inquisitorial operatives, without a proper supply of alcohol? And recaff! Bah! You must try ohxolosvennoy! It keeps factory workers back on Vostroya working doubletime!
...A rock, or The Rock? What are you doing on such a place?
Good thing I brought my apron for this cleansing!
CLEANSE PURGE KILL!
Not THE Rock aka Caliban. If I were on it, would I be posting advice on Eldar and Daemonettes?
Yes, it's quite peaceful during the periods of time where there's no battle going on around you.
Hey, hey Iron Chief! Are you going to fry me up some eggs or something? I don't think you know what's at STEAK here, ha haaa!
I have some of those. Sweet models. I still catch myself oggling the asses sometimes.
Yeah, sure, that's what they all say. "Oh, I was TOTALLY conscripted to help the Blues. I didn't MEAN to shoot at your friends."
Yeah, naw, this guy's just a xeno-lover, just like all the other blue-sympathizers out there.
Are you suuuuure you aren't interested in a little fun instead of cutting up these mortals?
FUN IS HERESY! HERESY BEGETS PUNISHMENT, PUNISHMENT IS DEATH!
I'm hitting the sack. Se you later comrades.
Yes, we all have the crush your enemies part down, but from what I learned from rogue traders is that there are many more ways of crushing the enemy's just just in body, but in mind and soul as well.
You must capture the enemy and keep them alive. Then you must take their women and "crush" them over and over until they know the true power of humanity's "cannon" and lust after it's power. Make sure the others watch as their own serve humanity. This is a supposed ancient practice called
>mfw my gilfriend for ten years is really an Eldar Outcast on vacation pretending to be human.
I use to live a simple life but now on run from Inquisition... why cant I have a normal life...
Kroot don't have cloacas, as they excrete their waste through their skin. Kroot digetsive system is very efficient and doesn't produce solid waste. Instead they excrete a think, fould-smelling oil through their skin. They also use it to mark their territory.
Kroot mate by the male "sweating" their sperm in the same way, which they rub on the female's back. They give birth to live young, which they vomit out (as they have no cloaca or vagina, the mouth is the only hole the baby can exit from).
The source for this is an old WD articlae about Kroot biology back when the Tau firts came out. Or it might have been xenology, or likely both. Strangely we know far more about Kroot biology thna of the Tau.
Eversor and daemonette/ dark elf
The fucked up version of Love can Bloom
In Xenology the Kroot was said to have human analogue genitalia tucked away between abdominal plates.
I guess it depends on the kindred, seeing that traits between kindreds are often spread through consumption of flesh, rather than mating. Then gain, how hard would it be to squeeze on off on your mate's back and rub it in?
>Self building Monstegirl waifu aliens
>Feed them all the aspects of your fetish to make the pefect being
Who the hell needs to look upon Slaanesh anyway?
It's not like it's possible to be a furry and human at the same time anyway, checkmate ruinous powers
If you're so pure, why can't your dick cleanse Xenos filth alone?
Or are you saying you have to rely on big guns to gun down heresy and not the will and power of the prime human form, given he emperors blessing?
You know what is going to suck?
The new 40K game on the way.
I'd give anything for the TF2 team (Save for hats and accessories) to do the Game instead
Imagine a halloween even where we get A Fucking Doomrider headless horsemann tier bossfight, complete with kickass metal that plays when he spawns on the map to wreck shit, driving up walls and shredding everything up as everyone clambers to kill him for achievements and holiday event gear, everyone trying to get nightlord tech and other halloween goodies.
Hell, I'd kill for Doomrider Fluff where he can turn any vehicle he touches into a warp engine ghost rider style
>Gets a Black ship
>Fires himself in a Warp dust canon into the enemy on his Ride screaming extreme
>Noise marines and cultists rocking out as Slaanesh purple haze fills the chaos torn space
I approve of this.
Lots of people actually think that's how it works. I can't begin to count how many Rogue Trader players I've had that have tried to abuse the superpowers they thought they had.
Then I stopped recruiting from /tg/ and the problem went away.
And choices of Armour, and relics to use, etc...
You'd even be able to make your own chapters (guilds) with enough members write fluff etc...
Rewards for the Halloween event would be Doomriders disembodied bantering head, his sword, his bike, flaming head SFX, and a Doom rider vehicle fumes SFX.
I know the bloody Alpha Legion youtube crowd would have a field day with stuff like that
>one thread didn't go the way I wanted and instead of bringing it back on track I'm gonna whine about it
>f-fucking, /tg/, y-you changed!
/tg/ was always shit. You just have to learn ro make your own fun.
I for one wish more ppl would post non-daemonet xenos bitches. There is an over-saturation of daemonet tits in the warhammer 40k rule 34
>BTW, that pic is a dude
Sure it is. Whatever you prefer, man.
>still insisting it's a dude
More likely the whores are dying on him due to Drug Overdoses...
"Demolisher? I barely KNOW her!"
But is it the PUREST of love?
>I prefer the old daemonettes with two tits and less penis.
...Why not mesh Tentacle Vaginas?
Because we have a nigh monopoly on tits!
...You make it sound like you don't want an awesome rack and a tentacle vagina...
>tell Slaanesh to fuck herself with a chainsword but she would just take that as a challenge
>Implying Mother hasn't already mastered Anal, Vaginal, and Urethral Chainsword Fencing...
>Implying we haven't converted all the Inquisitors in this sector into Radicals...
>Many daemonettes keep to the old timey two breasts no dick style.
I feel we must return to the old ways of Tits and Tentacles!
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!
"You gots any COCAINE?!?!"
>This thread ams dildoes
>THE CHAOS DREADS ARMS ARE DILDOES!!!
Cevyk has gotten more rahzvod...It seems you cheveks have stopped talking about the the problems of the Original Poster! Shame on you, for refusing to help a man with his problems with the women of the Tau Empire!
If we are talking about the best girls, besides the Tau I would like to point out why the sons of Vostroya are the luckiest in the Imperium! The picture is related! This woman could join the Firstborn any day she pleased, eeeh?
Which caste is your favourite, honoured comrade? I cannot decide myself. They are all interesting in their own way. Perhaps Earth, for wide hips and bosoms? But then Air have their legs and Fire the muscles and...
Truly it is a hard choice.
Mr. Cevyk, I know it's probably a thing to not be worried about, but wouldn't she be freezing to death? I mean I'm some guy who hides on asteroids, but she's not dressed for the cold.
Because, in the words of a most famous Angel of Death, "I am no heretic!"
I have talked about them before, but I shall summarize for you, yes? They are very pretty, but it is unlikely you will be rewarded for the chasing of them by anything except eating their dust. They do not let you get close if they do not want it! And so many of them do not want it, even their beauty and perfection cannot make the near hopeless task of wooing one worth it! And aside from that, many do not like humans, and do not respect the proud customs of Vostroya, seeing us as little children!
I will not deny, if you find an Eldar willing to be with you, you are a lucky son of a zadnik and I will be jealous of you for all of my days!
I have seen only a few of the Tau myself, and I still yet find difficulty in telling some of the castes apart. There was one time, long ago, where I had a...tactical alliance with a Fire Caste warrior. She was exactly as the title suggests, eeeh? She was beautiful, well muscled, of my height (which is of no mean feat for a Tau)! But she was a warrior first and foremost, and we parted with the heaviest of hearts.
The Earth Caste...well, I have no need to speak much of them, yes? You point out their best features yourself, and they are friendly if a little serious-minded. Sometimes they remind me of a factory worker of Vostroya, yes?
The Water Caste are the talkers and alliance-makers, yes? I have only seen one, and she was pretty enough. Very courteous, and I am pleased to say she understood our customs very well! I never talked to her long, but I would have liked to have a conversation in private, eeeh?
My friend, she is a daughter of Vostroya! In weather such as that, it is pleasantly like home, but warm enough for a holiday! And the air looks to be so clean, she does not even need her rebreather! It is joyous that we may see her pretty face, eeeh?
I enjoy being alive, so I'm afraid I'm gonna have to refuse.
That counts as zoophilia among Eldar, actually.
I regret to say I have seen not one! They fly the aircraft, yes? I fight on the ground, with the rest of the Vostroyan Firstborn! I am of the guard, not of the navy!
I have heard only through hearsay that they are very tall, and you must treat them very gently. Do not go drinking and stumble about like a zadnik! You stumble, you fall, you knock her over! You are a bad man and not worthy of a good mustache.
I have always fought bravely in the name of the Emperor! I may have a few bottles of fine rahzvod that I have drunk, but do not question my loyalty to Him on Terra!
...You are a very bad man indeed! Shame be upon you! Do you not know how worse the Dark Eldar are than the normal ones? Many cannot tell difference, but I know! Dark Eldar are evil and cruel!
Interesting. I was recently attached to an Inquisitor’s retinue. We’re investigating a chaos cult hiding on a feudal world, when we stumble upon this Eldar group. In this group there’s a Farseer,an Exarch, a Warlock, two rangers, a couple dozen Dire Avengers, and a Harlequin. Long story short, we work together to take down the cult before they can summon a Keeper of Secrets to tear the planet a brand new asshole. All the while I kept catching the Harlequin staring at me. At first I thought it was some kinda creepy Eldar thing, but apparently the Warlock took notice as well, as he looked at the Harlequin, then at me, that back at the Harlequin, shook his head and muttered something about a “damned fetish”. Through out the rest of our (brief) cooperation, the Harlequin kept staring at me, wringing her hands and making creepy breathing noises behind her mask. I still don't know how I should feel about that.
Respectfully, I must decline. The Dark Eldar are not the ones I would wish to mess with, you see?
I am still alive. My Commissar has not shot me, our priest has not denounced me. What say you to that, Sister?
This you cannot do! Noble sons of Vostroya are not simply playthings to be discarded at the leisure of a single battle-sister! Our regiment has fought on hundreds of worlds for thousands of years! My faith is pure, as is that of my comrades! My loyalty to the Emperor has never faltered - and if you but knew how many the Tau had coerced to their side, you would see that sharing a bed with one but remaining loyal to the Imperium is no mean feat!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PIECES OF SHIT YOU ARE SCUM AND HERETICAL EVEN BY KHORNATE STANDARDS YOU ARE SHIT
YOUR BLOOD WILL RUN ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD AS I SMASH YOUR FUCKING SKULL AGAINST THE FLOOR FOR DAAAAYS YOU ARE SCUM YOU ARE SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLANEESH FUCKING FAGGOTS AND IMPERIAL SLAVES
I WILL TEAR THIS WORLD ASUNDER WITH YOUR MANGLED CORPSE!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE FUCKING SKULL THRONE
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR AND ALL OF HIS SLAAAAAAAAAAAVESSSS!!!
Commorragh will gladly extend the invitation towards the whole population of Vostroya in case of Inquisitorial intervention.
We can even make sure the sun over your pens... I mean, quarters, is familiar to your people.
His Wrath? Comrade please, every true Imperial knows even His Divine Majesty sampled some of the more exotics fruits of the galaxy.
Shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK YOURE A DEGENERATE FAGGOT WHAT THE FUCK
you suck cock. YOU SUCK. COCK. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE YOU ARW SO FUCKING PETTY YOUR SKULL ISNT EVEN WORTH FUCKING TAKING YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE YOUR FATHER IS A WHORE I SHIT FURY OVER ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ANCESTORS GOD DAMMIT IM SO FUCKING MAD AHHHHHHDKVSSKSHSUSVSSSSHA
KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIN BURN AJBSKABSJDVSKALDBVKB *breaks the fucking keyboard*
Oh you and your dirty talk...
...Maybe we'd better talk a little about the beautiful women of the Imperium. The picture is related!
We have those too...
HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY H. E. R. E. S. Y.
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
WE'LL SEE HOW EXCITED YOU ARE AS A BLOODY FUCKING PULP
This goes for you as well. YOU WHORE.
Come on, son. You guys seem to have everything-philia, just like She-Who-Thirsts. And me before the Fall, yeah.
This picture is also related! Though I have never seen a Commissar ever dress in such a fashion. Recruitment posters lie about just about everything, yes?
This picture is also of relevance. Aaah, there is something almost pleasurably real about the women of the Imperial Guard. They shall never be a fantasy or a half-dream.
Oh YES, WORK YOURSELF INTO A FRENZY!!!
None of my Commissars ever dressed like that. Probably because they were not as prepared for the cold weather as the Firstborn, eh?
They are beautiful women in their own right, but it would be the idea of a madman to think to pursue them! They are utterly loyal to the Emperor, and would not wish to set time aside for a partner that they could use for prayer or training!
That is not to say, one does not ever wish...but to admit that wish aloud would bring a firey death, yes? So you must keep it to yourself, and not let your mustache droop with sadness!
YOU LIKE IT ROUGH?!?!?
THEN COME AT ME YOU ANGRY CUNT!!!
Quick question to the Inquisitors of this thread. Shouldn't giving xenos the D be considered one of the least heretical things possible? It gives honest, Emperor-fearing and Emperor-loving citizens of the Imperium a chance to really POUND doctrine and truths of humanity's greatness into other races, bringing them just a little bit closer to our humanly perfection.
Long and short of what I'm trying to say, give xenos the D, bring them closer to humanity.
Maybe I could fucking gut you and use your intestines to hang that fucking slaneeshi whore.
I'm tired now. You fucking faggots made me fight one of my brothers to quench my rage. I killed him, but he fucked me up real bad. At least I have today's skull quota covered. Leave me alone.
No, that was millennia ago. I learned to express myself through other means. I almost became an Exarch on a Path of Artisan, but then I decided to become a warrior. I used to be a decent one, I liked it. Well, until I got a melta charge to the face.
This wraithbone allows to look at life from a certain... perspective. You don't have all the enjoyments of flesh, so you have everything else to enjoy: seeing your children grow up, crafting beautiful trinkets, and so on.
It takes a great man to be willing to give up his mustache for a woman. You're khekking insane, though.
Its not like half breeds aren't heretical. But just fucking xenos? Well, no harm done. And its good for morale. And let's face it, we need SOMETHING to bolster it. Those portraits of the Emperor aren't cutting it on their own any more.
No, get away from me faggot. I'll fuck you up.
The only rough thing I'll give you is a chainaxe to your fucking face. Who the fuck draws that heresy.
You've got it backwards, friend. We are in no way watering down our own bloodlines, but rather infusing their bloodlines with the glorious gift of the Emperor. And once they taste the glory of humanity(s D), they won't likely go back to piddly same-species partners. Indeed, it is likely that they will instead wish to stay with you, and join you in the glorious Imperium. Indeed, that is how I have built my entire retinue up to this point.
They are too weak. I have them fight each other when I'm bored, but they just suck. Killing a trained (and armed) imperial faggot would be much more pleasing to the Blood God. Or are you fucking scared?
Sounds extremely unfun compared to all the nice stuff you give up on. You know, the feeling of blood and sweat and other things when you mercilessly grind against an unwilling slave, that wonderful strain of the flesh right before you cut it, the smell of lust and fear from your tamed human toy...
Oh and also the drugs. Though I bet there's a way to emulate them for Wraithguards.
Don't forget we can get supporty via that one guy in the Mecanum who has xenos tech infused into him and use that one confirmed Half-Eldar Ultramarine to join the movement.
We can paint that Ultramarine as the head of the movement and easily win the faith of the masses.
Our only enemies lie in the over zealous inquisitors, and of course the workings of the ruinous powers to subvert our cause to their deadly designs.
Though we will need ample proof of the niherant benefits of Xenos mixing, Eldar are a given, but the rest are somewhat grey.
...Perhaps you could look past our cousins and those incessant blue toy- Tau. Come to the Dark City of Commorragh! You don't even have to chase the ladies here; in fact, they're quite content to chase you, and I'll be sure they're into all sorts of.. exquisite preferences.
When you're young, yes, in sounds unfun. When you get older, your priorities shift. I've found something new for myself.
Also, a word of advice, son: if you do drugs, change them from time to time, or your body will grow tolerant to them and they won't have the same effect.
Well, where are you currently located, are you fanatically loyal to the Emperor, are you will to join up with the Ordo Xenos, and what skills can you offer towards me and mine?
If you are anywhere near Biel-Tan, I can drop by to pick you up before my next mission, as I have duties to attend to on that craftworld. Truly the most uptight Eldar ladies live there; if you join me, showing one of those women the glory of the Imperium shall be your test.
Nah, you won't get off so easily. I hate you more than the useless meatbags I have for slaves, your blood will make better paint. Are you a Cadian? If so, see you on the battlefield, faggot. My axe will free you from your slavery.
>The only rough thing I'll give you is a chainaxe to your fucking face.
Well let me get my tentacle vagina face on first...
I approve of this plan...
>And I dare you to try and give Necrons the D.
>Or 'nids. Especially the 'nids.
Then we shall give them the V!
>cute animesque eyes
>horrid toothy mouth brimming with tentacles
I'm getting so many mixed signals here. At least Tau are pretty much human.
>Not being a rogue trader.
>Not throwing extravagant parties.
>Not buying out entire planets.
>Not giving both human, abhuman, and Xeno babes the Imperial D on a regular basis.
>Not giving the Inquisition "tributes" to get them to turn the other cheek.
I like him, he's so rough but also surprisingly gentle at times. You'd never expect him to kiss your neck before he bites you on the shoulder when he's doing you from behind. And yet...
WHAT THE FUCK... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT SORRY FAGGOT MUST BE FLESH HOUND MEAL BY NOW!
You are a nasty fucking whore. I WILL DESTROY YOU. AND ONCE I DO, I WILL NAVEGATE THE FUCKING WARP AND KILL YOU FOREVER.
For Khorne's sake your disgusting.
Ew. Double ew. Not even in a not-canon sense can I imagine Kharn doing anything gentle.
>I sure do love delicious xenos!
I think I am learning all the wrong things from /tg/.
I almost feel sorry for orks. Sure, they get to get into great fights and they have gods that seem to like them, but little fungifags will never truly know the pleasure of sexing a curvy blue skinned xeno babe.
Why is there a Chaos nurse
What is this
Are servants of Chaos such babies, they need nurses and medical professionals to put them back together? That's why they gave up Apothecaries in the first place!
>three soft boobies
You poor thing...
I immensely prefer two.
Thanks but no fucking thanks.
>be from random imperial world
>go to friends party
>meet nice girl, she offers you a drink
>wake up 3 weeks latter
>your now a Rogue Trader, have a dark eldar cadre that swore loyalty to you
>have a crew that is worshiping you as a living saint
>no idea how this happened, damn xeno super vodka!