/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

finally a good thread

finally a good thread

Give it to me straight guys, will Luke win?

finally a good thread

>>78296886
does a bear shit in the woods?

>>78296886
No

ACL injuries are something you never recover from 100%. His career is over

>>78296916
You are retarded. ACL injuries are the most common type of knee injuries among athlete and they recover fine

Real thread

>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78296844

>>78296953
that one doesnt have bisping as the op though

>not watching GGG/Canelo

Losers

>>78296981
By time that fight starts this fight night will probably be over and its not like im going to watch shitty undercard boxing fights

>>78296981
It's pretty retarded of the UFC to book a fight Night on this day

Taking last set of picks

>>78297007
No, the ggg fight will be on during lombards and perrys fights. No overlap with the mainevent.

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>>78297066

>>78297080
>tfw /box/ beat us two times in a row

>>78297090
Baddest man on the planet

>>78296953

fuck off shill

>>78296981

I'll be torrenting it.

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>>78297066
Luke Rockhold
Mike Perry
Anthony Smith
Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman

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>>78296981
>pillowhugging

>>78297116
Enjoy your jailtime. Hope you made the right picks so you have money for bail/lawyer

>>78297147

d-do you think HBO is runnning an IP trace on me right now??

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>>78297132
This. You don't get to see great heems like webm related in boxing now

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kek

>>78297174
undoubtedly, you're fucked

>>78297174
I torrented a week ago after years and I was so paranoid and nervous. Sweaty palms and everything since I wasn't using a VPN lol.

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>>78297175
true enough

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It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
WUTSUP
I'm gonna try and stay up for this one.

>4 prelims
>6 mains

I actually like this card. Lets go through it and why each fight is good:
Tony Martin vs Olivier Aubin-Mercier. This is good because OAM. OAM has messy lloveable hair and he's got talent. Unironically think he could be one of the best on the division.
Anthony Hamilton vs Daniel Spitz. This is good because Hamilton is a bit of a meme. HW is always good, in a way.
Krzysztof Jotko vs Uriah Hall. We got Uriah right here, another meme. Jotko is favourite but I think everyone knows that a KO on Jotko from Uriah is always possible.
Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Luke Rockhold vs David Branch. Rockhold is unironically a title contender and Branch has won a lot of hearts in the last few days with his interviews.
Mike Perry vs Alex Reyes. Perry is /ourguy/ enough said.
Hector Lombard vs Anthony Smith. Who doesn't want to see a tank like Lombard fight?
Gregor Gillespie vs Jason Gonzalez. Gillespie is heeming people in R1.
Kamaru Usman vs Sergio Moraes. Usman is basically a mini Ngannou.
Justin Ledet vs Zu Anyanwu. Not sure about this one. Leddit is quite entertaining though.

Solid card bro. 100% my man. For sure.
GADOOSH

Bisping bless.

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looks like this will be relevant forever lmao

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>>78297241
A legendary heem my man. This is what makes MMA great

what would cause more Rocksalt, Branch by split decision or Branch by KO/Sub

>>78297264
Branch KO/Sub for sure. Wouldn't a split decision mean he put up a good fight? A finisher definitely be a nail in Luke's coffin

>>78297264
Split Dec. nothing makes people angrier than a decision they disagree with. Ask Bulgaria

>>78297241

I like how he obviously KOs the guy but then decides to go for the skull fracture for good measure.

>>78297285
There are two kinds of SD's.

Nate/Conor or Nunes/Shevchenko

One is an entertaining fight and the other cures insomnia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgRN4i6R1JU&t=130s
So /heem/ should women fighters and male fighters be allowed to fight in the same weight divisions?

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LMAO

>>78297255
>Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Casual

>>78297320
>Nate/Conor
that was a MD though

>>78297320
Yeah but that just proves my point. Even though the latter was a shit fight, people were still super butt hurt about the dec.

>Card doesnt start till 1am

What the fuck Dana

https://youtu.be/Il0ou8DiDIM

For sure I'm *cough* healthy *cough* to fight Branch. I'm in the *hacks* best shape of my *vomits* life

this kid is here all day, do his parents know what he does all day?

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>>78297384
get a real timezone faget

>>78297400
Kek. He looked terrible at the weigh-in.

>>78297400
He;s a lanklet, hopefully he dies from weight cutting

>>78297364
At first I thought Nate won, then I rewatched the fight and its clear Conor won

>>78297400
Probably just a bad weight cut. He was much more relaxed with Ariel.

Anyone got any webms of Branch?

>>78297400
he looks so skinny. did he even have to cut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEwb2emDjLU

my new video

>>78297491
>0 subs

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>>78297491
Terrible.

We are all in here
>>78296844
>>78296844
>>78296844

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>>78297491
are you gay?

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>>78297521
You hate on everyone but then always post about being sad and depressed I don't get it, you're not a nice person

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Even /ourguy/ Brendan Schaub thought Luke had a terrible weight cut. Said he looks really skinny.

Here he is at 199. Much more bulky

>>78297536
>7 posters
>18 posts
>we're all in here

For sure my guy. 100%

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anyone watching Cage Warriors tonight

That was quick

>>78297550
I was doing the Dana meme. It wasn;t a serious post
I havent got time to watch it but I clicked it anyway to give you a view.

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>>78297551
Yikes. Its pretty bad when you compare

>>78297593
>Watching UFC over GGG/Canelo
>watching Cage Warriors over UFC

LMAO

>>78297468
Doing what?

>>78297458
I'm talking about Amanda/Valentina m8

>>78297593
I wanna do KK up the ass

>>78297614
You can see how drawn out he is in his neck

What are the implications of GGG winning?

What are the implications of Canelo winning?

>>78297614
Cage Warriors starts in an hour you cocksucker

>>78297593
yes i'll be watching, from 4:30 at least

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>Back up dude, back up dude

>>78297648
>watching more than one fight event a day

>>78297647
>What are the implications of GGG winning?
good for boxing
What are the implications of Canelo winning?
the sport of boxing will breathe its final breath then be gone

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>>78297604
Oh sorry I misunderstood

>>78297491
Why do you give a fuck about some chinless Brazilian?

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>MMA

>>78297655
guess ya ain't a real fight fan

Fuck it, I'm done with /heem/. Clearly the fucking mods don't give a shit about the Bisping spammer and 404 the wrong the wrong thread. You idiots also keep going to his threads and only encourage his spamming.

wow look at all these controversial posts, you guys sure do know how to create comical effect on an anonymous imageboard :)

>>78297676
I'll have you know I wear only Reebok and have Metro PCS as my mobile provider

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>"""MMA"""

ROFL

>>78297684
>thinking the BisGOAT spammer is the worst spammer /heem/ has seen

How new you are

>>78297647
GGG wins, Hes P4P #1 boxer but still wont be able to sell a PPV
Canelo wins, GGG was beating up cans and Canelo should have fought him earlier

>>78297684
This is the obese bispingspammer falseflagging.

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>>78297309
yeah just one more for good measure, that's what he got for talking shit, can't blame Hendo

>>78297323
Wow this is a shitty video

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>UFC

LMAO

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>>78296953
>>78297536

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>>78297684
>when the heem police realize they are just mall cops

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>MMA

lmfao

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>>78297684
That's how thread wars became a thing a year and a half ago, somebody makes an early thread and spams reports on the others

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"""""UFC""""" rofl

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>MMA


ROFL

>>78296839
will this be over by the time canelo ggg starts?

>>78297770
how do you let your life get so out of control making threads becomes so important to you?

>when you stay up till 7 am to watch UFC in Europe and enter sleep deprivation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGSQDH2AI1Y

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Is this effective in boxing?

>still spamming TMT memes
>still getting response

how embarrassing.

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>"""""UFC""""""

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

getting tired lads should i sleep now and then wake up for the fights? or power through?

>>78297618
Fighting.

>>78297812
>Being a sleeplet

>>78297827
You'll probably sleep through the fights tonight too.

>>78297775
>>78297798
>>78297752
>>78297736
It's ok guys I'm watching your dying sport tonight in addition to ufn

>>78297827
You can go to sleep and wake up in time for the main event

>>78297827
the fights are a long way off unless you plan on watching cage warriors as well

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>78297827
I though Russians were suppose to be tough

>>78297808
When you look at it that way everything seems pointless my guy.

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>>78297837
Are we in high school buddy? Sleeping problems aren't cool.

>>78297858
i survived Chernobyl and the zone so i should be able to stay up

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>biggest fight of the year according to /box/
>going to be a straight up war
>/box/ general is still dead to the point where the lone poster has to come to /heem/ and spam mayweather memes and get no response

>>78297827
Sleep now, wake up for the fights, just make sure to have some coffee when you wake up.

>>78297812
Jesus, I don't remember that show being so fucking weird.

>>78297858
All steroids my guy. Chael confirmed it

>>78297895
/box/ is 10 times better than /heem/

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>UFC

ROFL

>>78297888
I literally dont understand what you meant by this

>>78297834
They don't exist

>>78297915
Kippers hangs around there so it's automatically trash

>>78297895
/box/ is unironically the GOAT general. i prefer mma to boxing but /box/ shits on /heem

>>78297899
yeah but i don't think if i say try and sleep and set an alarm for 4 hrs from now i will probably just toss and turn and not get to sleep

i think i will just stay up and then crash tomorrow afternoon

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>I watch MMA

hahahhahahahhahahhaa

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>>78297916
did someone say...

THE DOLLAAAAR

THE POWAAAAA

>>78297915
Only because it's less active

>>78297908
and he would know. an expert in the field

>>78297815

GOAT
O
A
T

this /box/ fag is raping /heem/ we might need some sperg help

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Is running the best martial art?

>>78297970
>we might need some sperg help

no

>>78297970
Just a /heem/fag acting like he hates his own sport

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>MMA

rofl, MMA isn't fighting

>>78297970
Just let him do his thing it's the last gasp of a dying sport

>>78297976
gus getting on his bike for the big reset love it

>>78297970
>owning /heem/
>getting literally 0 response

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The jab will land 100%

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>>78297997
ROFL """"sport""""

and I'm only a "heem fag" because I'm less casual than you

>>78297997
Yeah, pretty sure the boxing posters here are just regular heem trolls

>Luke loses
>gets Weidman

>Luke wins
>gets Yoel

Yes or no?

>>78298047
>Luke loses

Retired

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>>78298028
>0 responses

look i get it you want us to watch GGG vs canelo and i will watch it later after the ufc lad

i still enjoy the odd boxing ppv

Would this sport be better if the winner got to breed the loser's wife? I feel like that would really up the stakes

When's GGG/Canelo lads? How many bongs I'll tune in maybe

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i feel bad for you crybaby losers on /heem/ tbqh

>>78298085
like 7 i think

yeah 0 reponses m8, the only (you)'s you are getting are from yourself. everyone else is talking around you.

>>78298065
>the view behind Ngannou

>>78298065
Quit watching porn Petey

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>0 responses

LOL

>he's blind/retarded

Your loss

>>78298085
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2017/09/16/ggg-vs-canelo-time-does-fight-start-tonight-will-win/

There's a countdown timer

>>78298065
What if they aren't married?

>>78298096
What, 7am or 7 bongs left?
>>78298122
Wew thanks lad

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The autists on /heem/ just can't handle losing

/heem/ is my personal friend simulator

>>78298125
They get the losers mother or sister then

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Will he shock the world?

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>these poor losers still this upset months later

I feel so bad for you faggots.

>>78298167
why not both

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>>78297976
It wins fights

>>78298176
Yes

I know how it will play out.

Rounds 1 and 2 will be boring
3 will be exciting
4 Luke takes him down but Branch recovers and heems him

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>Boxing > MMA

>>78298205
I'm disappointed no one took a pic or webm of Goob's le looking at clock man moment in the Mayweather fight.

Should /heem/ be renamed to /lilbox/?

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>>78298229
/box/ won /heem/ lost we get it

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Heem is /Mayweather/
You just came in here to use our memes against us? Where is the OC?

>>78297647
Ginger wins-wgaf
The other dude wins -wgaf

>>78298281
This. Titles in boxing mean shit.

Platinum tonight boys. Gonna be spicy

https://streamable.com/1qyre

Looks like Bisping found out about /heem/

>>78298281
>>78298346
Get out of heem

yo

Callum Bisping here AMA

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>>78298465
This.
The boxing spam is obviously [the spammer].

I'm more excited for the double fight companion tonight. I hope Eddie Bravo shits all over the boxing fight

>>78298465
keked

>>78298498
what do your mom's feet smell like

>>78298546
and sister

>>78298498
Whats better, california pussy or bong pussy?

>>78298515
is Callen going to be there? I cant watch that shit whit him there

>>78298272
I OWN IRUHLAND

I OWN UFC

I OWN DA OCTAGON

how broken will this shithole be when Rockhold wins?

>>78298591
It'll be the same shit as after Weidman's win
>hur dur he was supposed to win

>>78298591
I dont understand the question. Try translating it neurotypically

>>78298591
I think there will be more of a shit storm is Luke loses. Isn't Luke favored to win

>>78298570
As far as I can tell it's just Eddie, he's the only one Joe mentioned

>>78298629
/heem/ hates rockhold

>>78298591
if bisping wins = 2 months of the spammer reposting the same webms

if rockhold wins = pretends nothing happens

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>For sure capoeira isn't an effective technique in MMA, my man, 100%

You the /heem/ guy? I'm the /heem/ guy.

>>78298661
Rockhold triggers betas better than any fighter outside of Jones. That's just a simple fact.

>>78298617
You realize almost all of heem has Rockhold winning right? Or are you just looking for something in your shit life to sperg about?

>>78298720
what do you think?

>>78298682
Seems like the type of guy to gas in later rounds

Joe @joerogan 2 h
Powerful @eddiebravo and I are doing a fight companion for both the @ufc & Canelo vs GGG. should be a clusterfuck!

>>78298731
I don't watch fights I just look up results and troll you guys over them. I always win.

>>78298794
its a good life

Is Rockhold a Chad?

>>78298829
fucking my wife is better but it makes for a good 15 minutes break to take over /heem/ whenever I want

>>78298837
http://www.mmaweekly.com/demi-lovato-left-luke-rockhold-for-a-guy-from-bellator

Chads don't get cucked or bald

>>78298883
well, now why are you lying?

>>78298889
Makes sense

>>78298927
why would you think I'm lying?

>>78298927
you know most people here started browsing 4chan in 2008 or so, some of us are bound to be in our 30 with families

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>>78298889
What does lovato see in this unaesthetic huezilian thug?

>>78298956
I came here when I was 15 and my girlfriend dumped me

>>78298996
same. i'm divorced.

>>78298988
Probably a personality which Luke has literally 0 of

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Cage Warriors is live if anyone cares

do you guys think frank mir can trt up and take the bellator HW division? how much trt do you need to cancel out cte

>>78298837
His personality isn't quite Chad. He's too reserved and soft-spoken.

>>78298956
>started browsing 4chan when I was 13 back in 2006

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>Natty GOAT triggering the betas again

>>78299019
where can i watch this?

new thread
>>78299077
>>78299077
>>78299077

>>78299056
I think you'd be surprised

https://youtu.be/mIqhLYZ4Mz4

>>78299090
>283 posts early

>>78299105
never too early

Cage Warriors quick heem

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>>78299090
>he even fails at impersonating me

>>78299090
wtf is wrong with you

>>78299103
He still doesn't strike me as a natural Chad.

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>>78299134
>>78299090

You can have the next thread, calm down. No one will stop you.

ULTIMATE CHAD

Looks: Luke
Voice: Chris Weidman
Personality: Conor McGregor

>>78299080
fight pass

>>78299188
>Voice: Chris Weidman

howling

>>78299072
THAT

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>>78299182
>he keeps posting caps of him copying me for (You)s but nobody aside from me and himself respond

>>78299209
Listen to him talk. Sounds like the typical HS Handegg Chad

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>>78299182
lol holy fucking shit this guy

what happens if he doesn't get the thread?

So anyone want to talk about the card tonight or do you all just want to shitpost

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>>78299188
Ultimate CHAD

Looks: Mike Perry
Voice: Mike Perry
Personality: Mike Perry

>>78299239
Not much to talk about, I'll watch it but I'm not all that excited

>>78299239
Usman is coming for Tyrone

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>>78299188
>ranking boifu's

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>>78299218

Calm down guy, you can have the next thread.

>>78299239
I think the h8er is trying to stir trouble because nobody has given him attention yet, but sure. Favorite female fighter?

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>>78299218
not him but why do you have to shit up every thread instigating shit especially when you aren't the OP. I made a Cejudo thread the other thread and 10 posts in you started to shit it up posting Bisping and mentioning "h8rs" when nobody even brought you or him up in that thread or the one before, what's your endgame?

>>78299273
imagine taking heem as seriously as this LMAO

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>>78299273
>taking friend simulators this seriously

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>>78299304
>>78299320

>>78299241
>still under 6 ft

>>78299304
the only one taking heem seriously is the bisping spammer making himself the OP at all costs, even NotePad wasn't as autistic
>>78299320
you dont even deny how important the OP is to you, you make spergOP seem normal

>>78299335
I don't get it

>>78299273
Spergs love the attention. Its their friend simulator. Once they stop getting (You)s for bisping they'll get a new shtick

>>78299347
No you're getting pretty flustered bud

Bisping is our god

Man Coral Springs was way better than Bisping spammer

I miss him

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>>78299353

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>It's a "race-war" episode
Spicy.

The state of this thread

You all need to get lives

>>78299347
I don't recall the Bisping poster going in other threads and spamming others to join his.

>>78299368
White vs black
Rich vs poor
Good looking vs ugly

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>>78299359
Coral Springs died for this

>>78299342
>being a lanklet

lmao

>>78299356
it started as simple banter between us then docksperg caught on with his samefagging to anger people. notice how he says the usual shit ie, Puke Cuckhold,Poomero,Poocare. He did the same exact thing before posting jacare for (you)'s even blowing his whole cover. the problem is the other oblivious bisping posters encourage him

>>78299368
Branch should shave those patches pubes off his face

>>78299396
Lanklets have a shit sense of balance. MMAnlets are the true warriors of combat

>Tyson
>Floyd
>Aldo
>Conor
>Hunt

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>>78299396
wtf wrong pic

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>>78299398
this is the BispingPoster, he got calendar banned because taking picks is very important to him too

>>78299374
I do recall Bisping spammer goes to /b/ and redirects an attack to /heem/ if he doesn't "WIN" this OP as he calls it. He's been banned numerous times but he has a proxy.

CHEETO FINGERS IN THE AIR THIS IS A HEEM POLICE RAID

>There are no Fight Pass prelims tonight
REEE DANA

Wow look at all these internet detectives, I better be careful what I say!

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>>78299417
For sure Aldo could beat any lanklet my guy

>>78299427
Prove it Archive Detective.
>inb4 impersonates and uses that as proof

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H8rs being pitiful as usual

Branch Bless you all

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>>78299426
>t. schitz
can you believe coral is literally this crazy?

>>78299444
idk m8 the entire prelim card is on fightpass in canada.

Chad height > Manlet > Lanklet

>>78299417
if fedor was one inch shorter he would have got out of werdum's triangle and ducked under hendo's hbomb

>>78299461
I don't recall you being in any kind of position to question my authority.

>>78299465
>SRR

What a can

>>78299450
Its kinda cringey how you guys all spend this much energy tracking posters who you'll never meet IRL

>>78299465
is this going to be the next big thing? i for one hope so

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>>78299498
I think you'd be surprised

>>78299506
>you guys

Don't include me with these no life faggots.

>>78299398
Once its obvious they're "mereley acting retarded" its easy to ignore. I wonder what the next spergs shtich will be. What are the odds for Cody Garbrandt?

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>>78299506
you're so right dude

>>78299529
Meant to "This" you. My bad

lads i think i've hit my second wind i think i'm going to make it

>Rockhold will lose against some ufc reject juicehead turkey literally who
if that happens I will literally take my UFC Gdansk ticket and wipe my ass with it

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For sure, being a disgusting lanky freak gives you an advantage in MMA, 100%

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>>78299527
Last warning.

>>78299549
do it! i believe in you

>>78299549
>Second wind
>Atleast 8 more hours to go

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>>78296886
> will Luke win?

>>78299579
fuck i'm peaking early

coverage starts in 2hrs 30 mins so i think i'll make it

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>>78299573
Do it pussy

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>>78299616
Drop the gun Mike

>>78299613

You are Russian right and its a Saturday night, so why arn't you drunk on Vodka yet

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>>78299622
stop it!

>>78296886
i've seen some of branches fights and he's not on lukes level

but you never know

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>>78299616
>>78299622
reminds me of this movie

>>78299632
oh i'm 12 beers deep

>>78299567
i thought that one guy stole your ticket?

BellatorKino here
>https://youtu.be/tr4OKKVJYNM

>>78299567
People have forgotten how good he is, Rockhold won't lose tonight, he might even dominate desu

>>78299748
be nice if it goes for say 2 or 3 rounds

but i see luke winning by sub or ko within 2

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>>78299622
Give me the needle, Jon.

>>78299823
fucked up hairline

>>78299830
Thats what a natty hairline looks lik

>>78299847
widow's peak from years of steroid abuse

>>78299874
that's not a widow's peak dumass, it's a balding hairline.

>>78299874
I should have taken steroids...

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What is /heem/ having for dinner i might get some pizza

Jim Miller vs Francisco Trinaldo and Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo announced

Is this like Frankie Yair mismatch or is Brian actually good?

>>78299900
jacare with hair on the left

>>78299913
>Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo announced

Wait what?

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>>78299913
>Brian Ortega vs Jose Aldo
not true i would be the first one to post it here

>>78299900
i met a german guy and was cracking some hilarious jokes but he didn't laugh even once what's wrong with you guys

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>>78299900
Tuss piss ice cubes, they're cloudy w/ vitamins

>>78299945
have you ever heard german humor?

it's fucking terrible

>>78299900
was losing the fight before going to the ground

>>78299913
ortega to get starched in the first

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>>78299954
lmao @ you h8r keep bisping posting apparently that's your humor

>>78299913
liar just telling lies