/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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Aoife

>>78270682
Good thread buddeh
Dickheads in the other one

Let me tell you something about Bisping poster. He called me last night and said he wants to fight Khabib in Russia

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I'm rewatching McGregor's press conferences for the 6th time.

>http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/cody-stanley-162-game-ped-suspension-turinabol-ken-rosenthal-070916

"Forty-two supplements, including some that are available at GNC, can trigger a positive test for Turinabol, baseball officials said. Clubs again were reminded this week that players should use only supplements certified by NSF International, an independent organization that tests and approves products. approves products."

What does this mean?

>>78270697
Let me tell you something about Conor. Actually nvm

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>>78270697
you know he will never fight mma again right?

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salty af

>>78270697
Should have felt it coming in the air tonight buddeh

>>78270702
its what i've been talking about all along USADA should test supplements and create a list of approved supplements

>>78270697
Go do some reading, or studying, or lift some weights. You'll feel better afterwards.

Let me tell you something about let me tell you something poster. He called me last night and said he wants to fight Khabib in Russia

>>78270709
I'd be mad if I was her too. A perfect specimen like Valentina deserves better than fighting literal men like Nunes.

Let me tell you something about "Let me tell you something about let me tell you something about" poster. He called me last night and said he wants to fight Khabib in Russia

You all understand conor will never fight another mma fight ever again and if he ever does fight again it will be a boxing match

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let me tell you about Bordent Slebb

>>78270707
le heemed by Mitrione face

>>78270721
This meme is never gonna catch on buddeh.

>>78270682
Love him or hate him, you MUST respect Bisping posters thread making abilities

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ITT forced memes

>>78270702
Shit I need to start going to gnc

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>>78270733
THAT WAS AFTER HE RETIRED

>>78270718
I'm almost certain athletes can send off everything they take to USADA to have it approved. I think Mighty Mouse does that.

When you consider it really, UFC has hundreds of fighters, and only around 30 seem to fail tests annually. It's not really much, the majority seem to comply
>>78270736
It's not my meme lad, besides, if you force anything enough on /heem/ it will probably become a meme. Look at <--- gooby, tappy, and shit whatever else we have

>>78270729
Let me tell you something get your backyard ready because Connor will fight khaliq in it right now buddeh fighters fight it's all they know

Callum Bisping here AMA

>>78270753
yeah but when one of your stars fails his test again and you have no other stars fighting it affects the business

>>78270762
Do you want to fight Khabib in Russia?

>>78270762
Hey buddeh did you drink 3 litres of water today

>>78270754
conor is shook mate he wont fight anyone anymore

>>78270709
She has nothing on Big Pigg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wslYEM9ZoQQ

Is Fallon Fox the most genetically gifted wmma fighter of all time?

>>78270769
Let me tell you something about business buddeh I just got off the phone with ticket master and khaki band Conor just sold out russia

>>78270789
>khaki band Conor

what does that mean mate? i'm not american remember

>>78270798
LET ME TELL SOMETHING CONOR CALL LAST NIGHT FIGHT KHABIB RUSSIA

>>78270798
Khakib* and con air

Let me tell you something about meme poster. This guy is a sport killer

>>78270802
tell me something about bunden sclob?

>>78270781
UnJUSTed despite the loss, vibrant, full of life. I miss him.

>>78270762
get prostate cancer and travel to the Caribbean and cut your penis off on the beach buddeh

Anybody that was just in that stream have any feedback? Anything go wrong? From my side it looks like it all went well. Quality good? I had it at 1/4th what it could be

>>78270682
RUSSIA BUDDEH CONNOR FITE CALL KHABIB BUDDEH

>>78270753
They also have a list of "high risk" supplements because there's a lot of sketchy shit floating around. Not claiming to be an expert but when a fighter gets off on a tainted supplement excuse and nothing gets added to the list it makes me very suspicious

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>>78270817
Wants to fight Tattoo Artist in Detroit

>>78270785
most genitally gifted maybe

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Who was DC's biggest win?

>>78270834
Roy Nelson.

>>78270834
Against himself buddeh

>>78270834
Roided Bigfoot from Strikeforce my man

>>78270821
I tuned in for a bit and it was really good man

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>mfw DC is the lhw champ

>>78270824
Suspicious in what sense? It is weird, but what do you mean?

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MMA Kino

>>78270821
Quality was perfect. You could probably turn it down a bit since you're gonna get a lot more than 5 viewers for the real card

Let me tell you something about Khabib Vs Conor in Russia, this is THE biggest fight in UFC history

>>78270853
Let me tell you something about DC. He called me last night saying he wants Khabib in Russia

>>78270834
Jon Jones x2

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Stop letting dumbasses youtube shows tell you he can't strike

>>78270834
Anthony Johnson, considering people thought he was going to beat Jones.

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Whats next for /ourgirl/?

>>78270877
I refuse to believe that anyone really thought Rumble could beat Jones. At most he presented questions that JBJ had yet to answer.

>>78270882
Saudi oil barons shitting on her chest like all the ring girls.

>>78270877
Gotta disagree with you there Mr. Straya sir, DC was a yuge underdog against Bigfoot coming off a Fedor victory.

Let me tell you about Heem, it's filled with autists who shitpost when they should be sleeping.

>>78270882
piss in a glass and make me drink it

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<-------- Roidy

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>>78270913

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;__;

We keep losing MMA fighters. And Big Lenny is one of the best.

>>78270964
>tfw got protein powder in my eye

>>78270857
>how to get kids into MMA with delusion

>>78270936
I would also drink Valentina's piss, who's with me?

>>78271019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc

related

>>78271019
Machida is making a comeback...

>>78271031
whoever made this is in big trouble

Can someone post webm of Bisping doing Schevchenko dance?

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>>78271066

>>78271019
I would let her pee on me. I wouldn't drink it.

>>78270986
ENJOY YOUR 4 YEAR BAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

USADA DOES VISION TESTS TOO, JON

why is it that bigger men are able to dominate smaller men so easily?

I know its because size/gravity/physics etc but the difference between a 6'4 guy and a turbo 5'8 manlet isn't really THAT big, yet in the ring 99 times out of a 100 that big guy is winning

I dont get it

>>78271071

top lad

>>78270834
Josh Barnett.

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Lombard or Smith?

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>>78271100
GADOOOSH

>>78271100
think about it. a 5'8" featherweight like jeremy stephens probably weighs around 170 on fight night and he's big for the weightclass. then you have stipe at 6'4", 240 lbs who isn't a huge heavyweight. stipe is literally 41% more human being than stephens. you think being that much bigger isn't a huge advantage? imagine yourself fighting someone 41% bigger than you are.

>>78271126
if Lombard loses he needs to retire

>>78271137
>you think being that much bigger isn't a huge advantage? imagine yourself fighting someone 41% bigger than you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5xAteoyqX8

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>>78271127
>h-he was winning until he lost...

>>78271126
Smith maybe by running away decision. Lombard will likely beat him though.

>>78271148
yes that difference can be overcome by extreme skill discrepancies, good job spergy

>>78271148
Sapp has thrown all his fights for almost a decade now.

>>78271166
>extreme skill discrepancies
Are we still pretending that Sapp doesn't take a dive at the earliest plausible moment?

>>78271143
Yeah. Cuba loves to lie about how old their amateurs are, so he could be well into his 40's already

>>78271171
in fact, more than a decade.

Last fight he tried was against Choi Hong-man, he lost that one stopped trying thereafter.

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>>78271171

>>78271171
wrong
he had a crazy back and forth fight in road fc where you tried to kill the guy with hammerfists to the back of the head

Let me tell you something about USADA. They called me last night saying they want Jon Jones in Suspension

Let me tell you about your mom, she said she wants Dillon inside of her!

Could you beat UFC 1 Royce Gracie?

>>78271126
If Smith has improved since his last fight, he can win. Lombard is on his way out regardless.

>>78270702

It means fuck all. USADA can do as many tests as they can with the samples they have to determine the chemical composition of the substance in question within a high degree of certainty. JBJ is fucked unless a genius organic chemist in his pocket, which I doubt since he got popped in the first place.

Why is Blurdum Schlub so obsessed with drawing power? Seems every argument he ever has about any fighter always comes down to "in terms of marketability" "he's a draw/not a draw" "people are/aren't gonna turn up for that one"

>>78271276
But in the case of a tainted supplement, wouldn't that reduce his suspension?
42 substances is a lot for it to be found in

>>78271300
Benton Spooge is obsessed with popularity because that's the only way that he can possibly demonstrate his superiority to other people.

>>78271300
Because WME are going to make the matchups that make more money, and the fighters are going to want to be a part of fights that make more money. Hence, drawing power and all that bollocks gets brought up, because in todays UFC it matter a lot.

It's hardly as bad as angles my guy knee checking

>>78271304

I doubt any supplement has steroids added into it so most likely the best JBJ can claim is that the supplement he took was reorganized in his body to spit out some derivative that isn't turinabol but sets off a false positive.

From here, what does USADA do? They have JBJ take this supplement or have someone else it and they test them to see if chemical compositions match. Or at least I assume that any of this is plausible and I could be wrong, but the point I'm making is that the most unlikely scenario is that turinabol is in supplements across the board and JBJ unknowingly took it. In other words a tainted supplement for this substance does not exist.

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Who wins the rubber match?

>>78271337
>that big ol' gut on murr

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>>78271337
>Fluke victory over Brock the first time
>ass raped the second time

No clue m8

>>78271330
>In other words a tainted supplement for this substance does not exist
Prove it boi

>>78271330
>I doubt any supplement has steroids added into it
But if 42 substances can give a positive test for Turinabol, surely that is actually the case? It's not explicitly added, but "tainted", which is the reasoning people so often use and get away with a shortened sentence?

>>78271337
>>78271367
Isn't it kind of crazy Brock, with little MMA experience, waltzed in and absolutely brutalised Frank Mir?
Mir is no joke either, but Brock just mauled him

>>78271306
He could also physically dominate you.

>>78271381
I'd like a rematch between Econoreem and Bork Laser 100%. Think Brock takes it though.

>>78271382
And Bob Sapp could physically dominate him if he wanted to. What would that prove?

>>78271401
Superiority. Sapp couldn't though.

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>>78271393
Man how is it that Brock can do what he does. Sure, he was a good wrestler, but not only his first run in the UFC winning the title, but coming back and beating Mark Hunt the way he did.
And even the fact you'd give him a shot against Econoreem, who's in the top #3 heavyweights.

Brock isn't even fighting, how is this the case? I'm not disagreeing with you either, but it's bizarre that I'm not. By all accounts it shouldn't make sense that he's been able to do what he's done

>>78271370
Yeah just let me get some primo JBJ piss and I'll run it all through some NMR and mass spectometry buddy. I'll crack this shit wide open.

>>78271374
The problem with assuming that 42 tainted supplements exist in the first place is that the only proof for this claim we're seeing right now is unverified hearsay by "baseball officials". Its a pretty baseless claim without much teeth as it stands in that article.

>>78271412
JACKED WHITE BOI! And PED's but even without them he is a beast. The dude's takedowns are so fast its amazing to the eye how someone that is at the HW limit shoots faster than most wrestlers in the UFC.

>>78271405
>Superiority.

Incorrect. All it shows is that he's larger.

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Let's play detective on this Cambodia cheese making network.

I suspect that are at least 5 people possibly playing multiple personalities.

1. The Bisping spammer - child creates the Natty GOAT threads, constantly shitting on "Puke Cuckhold" and "Poomero"
2. The WMMA enthusiast - "who is your favorite female fighter?", Aspen Ladd spam, Mackenzie Dern fanboy
3. The guy that labels everyone as "the spammer", "coral springs" or any of the other /heem/ posters long gone
4. Conor hater who STILL posts webms from the first Nate Diaz fight and now the Mayweather match
5. The Schaub poster who has a weird vicarious fetish for his wife being cucked by the tattoo artist, and an even weirder obsession with their son Tiger

>>78271381
>>78271393
>>78271412
>>78271435
Let me tell you something about Brock. He called me last night saying he wants Khabib in Russia.

>>78271439
Lol, you can't compartmentalize his being. His size is as much a part of him as anything else. He is superior to you. Deal with it.

>>78271416
Well the article was published at a time when one of their athletes was having an issue, surely they weren't just looking into absolute bollocks.
That 42 figure has to have popped up from somewhere. Even if it's just 1 in reality, the "basis" is there for it to be tainted supps and a reduced suspension

>>78271447
>Lol, you can't compartmentalize his being.

I 100% can. Is Schaub a better fighter than Mighty Mouse?

>>78271454
Would Schaub win in a fight? Yes.

There is your answer.

>>78271443
The shitpostig canadian and the american known as "corel springs" are the only ones with personality disorder

>>78271444
Trips confirm?

>>78271416
The """""baseball officials""""" have provided just as much evidence as you have, though. At least these reports are coming from a semi-respectable media outlet and not some 4chan goof who can't even spell spectrometry. Seems your just a desperate h8er honestly

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>who is this guy calling me saying they want Kebabs in Russia?

Let me tell you something about baseball officials, they called me last night and said they want Khabib in Russia

>>78271490
This meme is so stupid it just might work...

>>78271474
If anyone would like to give me some phone numbers, I'll be down to call them and say I want Khabib in Russia

>>78271158
Smith will win by TKO in the 2nd round imo

>>78271457
>Would Schaub win in a fight?

No.

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>>78271523
This

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>>78271523
>>78271534
You guys don't need to spend your whole life in shambles. It's sad really.

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Report the samefag spamming his shit meme
Heh, no (you)s for you kid

>>78271498
I think it'd be alright as an extension of Dana posting, just morphing Dana's phrases into some other shit
>this goof meme poster is a damn sport killer that's what he is

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Reminder you're all on steroids

>>78271540
It's not our fault that Bingo Skank was a mediocre fighter at best, lad.

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>>78271452
>>78271468

What I'm claiming is two things.

>Everything I've heard and read about turinabol states that it isn't any GNC supplement. Whatever is setting off a false positive for turinabol, that very well could be in these supplements, is a similar compound that needs additional testing. Saying that turinabol is in 42 GNC supplements is like saying DBOL is in 42 GNC supplements, but worse because turinabol is rarer to come by. I could be wrong, oh well.

>"Baseball officials" who provide no basis for the 42 tainted supplement claim in the first place isn't anymore convincing than what I just stated above. As it stands JBJ's only chance at beating this is hoping he picks a supplement to point to that once digested and urinated matches what he produced for the A and B sample and with additional testing is for certain a chemical that isn't turinabol but is capable of setting off a false positive. I am most likely not wrong, but oh well.

Let's also factor in that JBJ is a known lying piece of shit with low test levels and history of taking other banned substances. But I misspelled a word and referenced "baseball officials" will say anything to ensure players just play by the rules they design by instilling fear (via sticking to approved supplements that ensure headache situations like this don't occur) so nothing I'm saying is reasonable at all huh? At the end of the no one knows anything but this makes the most sense.

>>78271572
>10-5
>SD lost to a former HW Champ
>KO'd a former HW Champ
>KO power

>>78271609
>journeyman HW
>most entertaining part of his career is getting knocked the fuck out

It's a pity he didn't keep fighhting, we missed oput on a lot of lowlights.

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>"Do I want one more?" Schaub said. "F*ck yes, man. But it just doesn't make sense. I can't see myself, when it comes down to this, I can't see myself in a f*cking Reebok kit walking out to that Octagon. I can't see myself being like, 'You know what? Cool, man. Yeah, that's what I'm worth. I'm worth 10-grand to you guys. I'm gonna do this.' And I have other opportunities."

>Schaub, 32, has been very anti-Reebok on both his podcast and theJoe Rogan Experience, which he appears on regularly. He said he would not sign the Reebok merchandising contract or the new USADA anti-doping contract.

Schaub is a liar about why he retired and pro-roids

>>78271577
Turinabol isn't even available for doctors to prescribe because it's not manufactured legally. There's virtually no chance of something being contaminated with it, especially in large enough amounts to be present in something you can buy off the shelf. Chael Sonnen has said as much if you put any stock in that

Regarding the suspension iit goes beyond Jones being a liar, he used the tainted supplement excuse to get his last suspension reduced and that's not probably not going to fly again. You can only claim the dog ate your homework so many times

>>78271636
>he used the tainted supplement excuse to get his last suspension reduced

He got the maximum suspension possible for the substances for which he popped.

>>78271561
DONT PUT MY NAME IN THE NAME OF STEROIDS IM MAJOR AGAINST THAT

>>78271636
>Turinabol isn't even available for doctors to prescribe because it's not manufactured legally.

It isn't. That's why I said a supplement with turinabol in it wholesale doesn't exist earlier, yet an idiot fellow burger insisted I needed to prove it.

>>78271638
Oh that's right, they made it retroactive which meant 6 more months. Could have gotten up to 4 years if they wanted to completely fuck him

https://youtu.be/2Yr-W0e3LSY

>Joe Rogan """"""""""comedy""""""""""

>>78271685
does he have asian genes or something
he's manlet af

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brendun shlub was a terrible fighter

H8rs disgust me!

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>>78271703
Oh I totally agree my man 100%

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>>78271713

2 days until puke cuckhold commits suicide

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>>78271763
fuck you bro im a fuckin samurai

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I literally have the same body type as Rose. I'm a guy. I swear I must have low test or something.

>>78271773
He was no nervous for DC

>>78271716
Source

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>>>/asp/

>>78271777
considerately KYS before you accidentally infect the gene pool

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>>78271794
half of us don't even like le bottle throwing nice suit man

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its time to go
>>>/asp/

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>>78271817
It's time for Friyie posting

THE DOLLAR.... THE POWER...

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>>78271823
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>>78271837
based

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>you will finally get to see Rose bloodied and beaten

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Wakey wakey Luke

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>>78271874

>>78271126
I've got Lombard.
Smith in his past two fights has started weak, almost getting heemed, and then comes back and heems.
So even if Lombard is looking very good at the first, he could still get heemed.
I'm still picking Lombard though.
I don't think Smith has fought someone as tough as Lombard yet.

Be honest. Do you find Joanna more entertaining than Mighty Mouse?

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>>78271900
Lombard is clinically dead at this point.

>>78271902
Yes, because I like to imagine that wMMA is about two women fighting for the right to be fucked by some adonis, and whenever Joanna wins the guy finds her repulsive but by the rules of the match he's not allowed to fuck the cute girl she just beat up.

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>>78271914
>Yes, because I like to imagine that wMMA is about two women fighting for the right to be fucked by some adonis, and whenever Joanna wins the guy finds her repulsive but by the rules of the match he's not allowed to fuck the cute girl she just beat up.


wew

>>78271902
Honestly? No not at all, the skill level in MMA is absolutely dogshit and she doesn't look cute when she's in the cage

>>78271875
Luck Cockhold is FINISHED!

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I've got a new thread locked and loaded so i can beat out bisping poster

Luke = Hillary
Branch = drumpf

>>78271965
i think branch and luke have serious anger management issues

>>78271158
Smith is a finisher though.

>>78271968
you kidding? luke is the most composed person in the UFC. never even changes tone.

YO LUCAS MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZZPJe4vk4

>>78271716
sauce

>>78272003
i can see it underneath his calm vi-sere, smouldering

>>78272018
he's good looking, tall, nice body. he's too much of a chad to care about trash talk, that's why he sucks at it -- never had to insult someone in his life.

>>78272023
you fancy him or some shit?

>>78272023
i was just jokin lad no need to take it so harsh just trying for a bit of banter

>>78272043
what is it with russia and hypersensitivity to homosexuality? i'm not gay for calling a guy attractive

>>78272115
damage control mate

its ok to be gay

>conor wont fight mma again

t. khabib

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>>78272146
>Train martial arts from child
>Work hard every day
>Break your body and injure yourself from training
>Get signed to UFC
>Your big moment is imminent
>Everything about to pay off
>Miss weight

People who don't make weight should be cut instantly, if you can't spend 10 fucking minutes learning about calories you can't call yourself a professional fighter.

>>78272175
>People who don't make weight should be cut instantly
Nice pun (You)

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>>78271540
He's still my boy

imagine going to this extend defending GSP on PED use

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/7049do/the_case_against_gsp_being_on_peds_requested/

>>78272707
You're the one browsing Reddit.

>>78272723
newsflash everyone here uses r/mma as a newssource. No need to pretend that you dont go there

Imagine going to this extent defending 4chano on Reddit use

>>78272723

>>78272731
I don't, I can honestly say that. I just stay on here and Youtube.
My point is that you're looking for things you don't like just to complain about them.

>>78272731
lol your the only one mate

the rest of us just use mmajunkie, bloodyelbow, mmafighting, sherdog or twitter

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>>78272841
I use bjpenn.com exclusively

>>78272853
That pic
>hi i'm brandon swag and this is when big nog gave me CTE

*laughs*

>>78272867
This post
>hi I'm a sad lonely h8r and I'm almost out of cheetos

*uncontrollable sobbing*

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>>78272877
*karate stance*

>>78272841
>uses 5 different sources when you only could use one
lmao @ ur life uve been browsing here for 3 months you dont know shit ive been here since the start of heem

>>78272951
Anybody who wants breaking news should have a twitter account. literally no reason to use Reddit

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>>78272951
>one source breaks news
>the second or third backs it up
>all within tweets, so it's instant
And you're still trying to justify not only using Reddit but complaining about it.
Reem would be so disappointed.

>>78272731
Excuse me????
>absolutelysweetie.gif

>>78272951
i don't use all those sources probably just mmafighting but other dudes like sherdog or the other sites i mentioned it just comes down to personal preference

Got a dank new Op ready

Let's get this thread finished soon

Michael Bisping hasn't lost in 3 years.

Michael Bisping has never lost to a drug free fighter.

>>78273034
your gunna pull that trigger to early and my thread will get used

you cant handle the pressure

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Deep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK1Qkg07qls

>>78273034
Unironically 4/7 of opponents that beat him failed a drug test.

The other 3 are Rockhold, kennedy, and Rashad. All obvious cheats.

>>78273055
striking isn't top 10 level

if he's lucky he will be the damian mai of the featherweight division

but he would probably struggle to make weight as well judging by how big he gets outside of being in the cage

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>>78273090
Oh see who's talking shit again t-city will prove all the h8rs wrong just watch

>>78273114
thats what i mean he's welterweight tier outside of camp

i know he's young but that cut is gunna get harder and harder

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>>78273127
>but that cut is gunna get harder and harder
Never missed weight never will keep h8ing

>>78273136
i'm not hating i just don't think he's a future champ or anything like that

i think he's a good fighter and will be top 10 material but i doubt he will fight for the belt

also he has low fight iq in his last bout he was losing it on the feet and made no attempts to go for a serious takedown to get it the ground where he dominates

if he works on his wrestling and becomes decent at takedowns then he could be a real threat

he should play to his strengths maybe their is hope for him

Did based bong make the gilbert burns webms?

>casual
>Schaub h8r
Pick both every time

>>78273055
>>78273114
>>78273136
Roider

>>78273127
>i mean he's welterweight tier
He really isn't

>>78273310
lol he looks easy 170 in most out of camp photos being posted

>>78273335
So average lightweight tier then?

Brendan made a promise regarding Conor McGregor going 12 rounds. Has he delivered yet?

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Honestly thought Schaubs gf would be a lot hotter

>>78271443
Seriously tho Connor Diaz III when? It would be a travesty for one of them to retire without a tiebreaker.

describe bertrand swoebe in one word

>>78273497
crocopkiller

>>78273497
Legend

>>78273447
Honestly I don't care if they ever fight each other again. They have a finite number of fights left in their careers and there are better matchups.

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Was Strikeforce comfy?
Lotta talent came from.the buyout so I can't imagine the possible spicy bangers that came from it.

>>78273346
yeah but he is a featherweight mate

>>78273497
beat fedor without even fighting him

>>78273588
was legit kung lee in his prime was great to watch even if he was just crushing cans

>>78273595
So not welterweight tier then?

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lads

>>78270924
muscle memory?

>>78273670
are you retarded?

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>>78271443

I am at least 2 of these

>>78271710
>those hard nipples on gabi
she was dripping

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What did she mean by this?

>>78271300
americans are cucked by capitalism and the goys think they're on the same side as corporations

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>>78274088
she looks old, flabby and some musty.

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is bootie shoot a good fight

>>78274197
I've had it up to here* with the disrespect.Say his name!

*hand held high above head

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>>78274223

beeper scoot?

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>>78274197

>>78274088
Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's intelligence without the guidance of another.

what's the best base for mma? i have a judo gym, boxing/muay thai gyms, a bjj gym, and a tkd gym all near me. which should i do? kinda leaning towards judo because it's the cheapest

>>78274257
>>78274285
Wasn't funny the first time, not funny now, won't be funny ever. Being rude isn't cool. Talking tough online doesn't make you tough in real life.

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>>78274299
>Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's intelligence without the guidance of another.

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>>78274312

It's just what we do my guy

>>78274325
The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak.

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Does anybody else feel like there's no promotion about upcoming Pittsburgh card ? Shouldn't there be weigh ins already or something ?
I am curious if Mike will do anything funny this time

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>>78274447
>The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to be silent that they have to speak.

>>78274461

I think weighins are now

What method will puke cuckhold use to commit suicide?

>>78274468
What Paul says about Peter tells us more about Paul than about Peter.

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Dan hardy early stage CTE

>>78274509
Trilogy fight with Bisping.

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>>78274530
Jon a good boi he dinddu nuffin, he go to church erry sunday and he prays to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, oh lawdy he prays so hard like yo honkey ass crackas wouldn't believe

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>>78274570

>>78274530
Hardy's good at analyzing fights but not people

>>78274600
We need a true Jon Jones version.

>>78274600
Damn that reporter dude is so handsome, white hair at young age is awesome

>>78274620
He's 50.

>>78274652
That's young for such snow white hair

>>78271100
Big people are fucking strong, anon. I weigh 200 or so pounds and am often one of the bigger guys in BJJ class, so I sometimes get partnered up with the giant powerlifters nobody wants to roll with.

A guy that weighs a strong is 260 tough to deal with even if you're more skilled. Dudes that are pushing 300lbs, if they got top position you are almost certainly fucked.

Sometimes if we're sparring and one of these behemoths gets me in a bad spot, I'm just thinking 'this guy could kill me so easily right now if he wanted'. Big people are just immensely strong.

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>>78274620
>reporter

He's a CIA operative, anon. Unironically, look into it.

Alex Reyes is less of an underdog than David Branch

The absolute state of Mike Perry

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>>78274708

>>78270834
Jones via DQ

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>>78274703
CIA ?

>>78274312
I gotta disagree, it's the only entertaining part of having you post about Shawb.

Luke cuckhold is going to miss weight

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>muh dicc when clawja goes to 125 and ends up fighting Valentina

Easy there homeboy

18 minutes to go and Luke still hasn't weighed in

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>>78274890
>that ref

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>>78274750
> CIA
Conor
Is
Anarchist

Is there any fighter that everyone here likes?

>>78274890
>>78274942
If he dies he dies

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>>78274999
Perry I presume, you'd have to be a monster to hate him

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>>78274703
>I saw a documentary on Youtube look into it

>>78274999
Schaub

>>78274999
Joanna
Lando

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>>78275019
>South Korean
>190cm

Did Luke weigh in I missed it

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>>78274999

>>78275048
He missed by 1.5, came in at 187.3

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Why do all Bongs have granite chins?

>>78275036
>Joanna
Overrated
>Lando
Extremely overrated

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>>78275053
:3

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>>78275067

Mike Perry is going to lose and Alex is going to become my new boy

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>>78275036
> Lando
future champ

>>78275055
Fake news he was 185.5lbs, thick solid & tight

>>78275059
They don't, it's a mixed bag for every ethnic group. Hammerfists from the bottom has no power. The only group that has 100% granite chins is pacific islanders.

>>78274999
Reem, he's /heem/'s official boy

RDA earnings for Saturday:
>52k to show
>52k for winning
>50k for Performance of the Night
>20k for Reebok sponsorship

>174k total
Do NOT understand why people shit on Dana.
That is a perfectly acceptable amount of money. Especially when the opposition was fucking Magny.

MAGNY

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>>78274999
Reem

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>>78274999
Shelby Marx

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>>78275067
> tfw want to enter a relationship with Paige and then come home one day to see her having sex with Conor but instead of leaving I sit down and jack my tiny penis as Conor shows me what a satisfied woman looks like

>>78275092

Yeah and if he'd of lost in a boring fight he would have made 72k, he probably spent 30k on his training camp so afer teaxes he'd have like 30k left

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>>78275082
Bud, you come here every time shitting on perry, then you get mad when he loses. You're setting yourself up again.

>>78275092
Put that money into bitcoin during this dip and he'll be billionaire in a year

>>78275067
Why is she so cute bros?

>>78275108
30k
-30 % for publicist
-20% for manager
-20% for agent

that leaves 9k. Still nice money

>>78275105
>Conor
>not Ngannou

Atleast your cuck mind is a little original I guess