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>>78249538
news:
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/12/16296036/nick-newell-returns-mma-legacy-fighting-alliance-contract-wsof-one-handed-fighter-mma-news
https://www.leoweekly.com/2017/09/local-mma-cage-fight-death-regrets/
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/12/16299910/no-fireworks-as-shayna-baszler-loses-in-wwe-tournament-final
https://www.rt.com/sport/403201-mma-fighter-hits-referee/
upcoming fights:
https://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-86
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-pittsburgh-2017
https://www.ufc.tv/video/afc-133
RBL
>>78252293
>14 posts early
i'd heem all of you
>it's fite week
>>78252311
Unlikely my friend I'm ninth Dan in Tae Kwon do
WE OUT HERE
it's gonna be rough for me at work tomorrow. all of my dumb, fat co-workers are gonna be saying this same shit
>"steroids don't give you a high fight IQ! jones still has to know when to hit cormier with that headkick!"
jones got to throw that headkick WAY more times in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to spar WAY more in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to learn how and when to throw that headkick WAY more efficiently than he should've been able to
this steroids don't increase your fight iq meme needs to die
>>78252293
>>78252321
>Tae Kwon do
never seen that anime but ill beat the shit out of you
LHW is in such a sad state with DC as it's ""champion"". Hopefully Volkan will right the wrong.
>>78252351
>that kick to a downed opponent's head
AES deserves that broken arm tbqhwyf
>>78252354
b-but DC is th-the r-real champ r-r-ight??
>>78252360
Seems like it happens a lot, bit of a gray area since it's legal to step
>>78252382
<------------Stockton tap
>>78252321
Lol I'm 2nd Dan and I fight like shit haha.
>>78252354
>with DC as it's ""champion""
nigga dc is by far the best lhw the gap between him and the rest is fucking gigantic, not his fault jbj fucked up
>>78252418
Visit your local recruiting outpost of course but I don't think you're qualified.
>>78252398
It's legal to use your opponent's head for leverage, you're just not allowed to strike it. It's why that win got overturned; the ref gave illegal instructions.
>>78252448
Maybe you do have what it takes
>>78252431
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Seems like a lot of those little kicks on the mat don't get called since it's hard to tell them apart from the legal pushes.
Was going to post a webm of Gray Maynard sperging out when Teruto kicked him but I don't think I have it
>>78252466
Not at all kid. Stay in school.
>>78252470
>>78252475
Looks like Kirk Hammet from Metallica.
>>78252484
wew
Remember when Holly Holm was welcomed home to Albuquerque as a hero for knocking out Ronda Rousey?
>>78252527
Lol yeah. Gunshots all over the southside.
New wrinkle in the Jon Jones saga, apparently the CSAC isn't testing any UFC fighters. That's why Jones failed a USADA test even though the sample was collected after the weigh-in like a normal commission test - they've unofficially outsourced everything.
Theoretically Jones could argue that the CSAC has no right to suspend him since he never failed a test administered by any state athletic commission. He'd still have to serve is USADA suspension while under contract, so he's probably still fucked, but it does create a weird loophole that could potentially be exploited
>>78252527
Remember when she lost 3 fights immediately afterwards?
Remember when she knocked out bethe after doing nothing for 3 rounds and will probably get a title shot from it?
I 'member
>>78252570
>>78252527
Yup, the same city that said she had no chance
>>78252570
>and will probably get a title shot from it?
On the plus side we'll get to watch Holm get the absolute piss beaten out of her if that happens.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
the awkward moment when you've spent the last year talking to five anonymous guys about which female wmma fighter you'd like to be suffocated by
>>78252609
>>78252609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B9z4erMXF8
kind of relevant
DC = default champion
This was already 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-EvZC238R8
Is there an anonymous kind enough to explain what /heem/ means?
>>78252624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU
DC is a fuckin bum
>>78252617
>>78252633
It's short for hematoma
>>78252633
When the Japanese announcers say overeems name it sounds like they're saying ovr-heem
>>78252633
So apparently heem was named after some world star video of a guy getting knocked out titled heem sleepy. Heem is apparently slang for a type of liquor
>>78252633
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>78252633
there was a vid on world star hip hop of a dude getting soccer kicked on the street by a bunch of ppl in a row. after a few minutes, the camera zooms in on his inert body and "heem sleepy" pops up on the screen.
>>78252617
I literally just masturbated to this.
>>78252617
>Style: Muai Tai
>>78252633
"heem sleepy"
from old video, I think it was the one in the convenience store parking lot with the BMW SUV window getting smashed?
>>78252633
what Mayweather did to McGregor.
Did you notice how Conor was 29 when the fight started, and 69 when it ended.?
>>78252617
This is fake by the way right? The fighting is too bad to choreographed.
>>78252658
that's some made up bullshit
heem is an onomatopoeia. it's the sound someone makes when they get knocked out.
hunto at it again
>>78252617
>"maybe we should get a doctor"
no doctor
she's out cold for a long time
brain damage incoming
just
>>78252593
fuck no jon's going coach mode, holly gunna fuck nunes, cyborg whoever the fuck she falls on
Feel bad for DC man, the guy could literally beat anyone currently in the UFC, handily, but he'll still get called a bum and le paper champ because of all this
not his fault jones is a literal piece of shit
We doing picks for ufc this weekend?
>>78252718
Picksbro got banned for child pornography, sadly.
>>78252674
Why is this dude so obsessed with PEDs? Like no offense my guy but maybe you should take a hint from these people, you're the only one among the HW old guard that hasn't worn an MMA belt yet
>>78252718
stfu jackass
>>78252721
I'm 100% sure he ban evades so how is that a problem?
>>78252722
Are you suggesting that Werdum was on the sauce?
>>78252722
how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
>>78252738
Are you suggesting he was not ?
Mar Cunt can such a chud 2bh
>>78252772
He can suck one, also
>>78252772
Econoreem bless
>>78252738
He's popped before, right? Or am I thinking of another Brazilian? Hunto is always calling one of them a cheater, I can't keep track of this dude's rants
>>78252666
lol
no newfag, you don't know shit.100 other guys will tell you what I said is right, it could be a different fight tho
>>78252799
Like half of the people that Hunto's fought have popped, but the only brazilian I remember off the top of my head that has is JDS.
>>78252804
canada is so fucking dense lmao. i'm obviously fucking with you, retard.
>>78252617
one of those chicks looks like shelly martinez?
is it actually her?
So I guess Gall is probably going to fight Randy Brown
*chews loudly*
>>78252869
brown is a bum
gall is ahead of the game, joining the ufc with 1 pro fight just to gatekeep
>>78252870
Is Reem the ultimate /heem/'s boy?
>>78252869
i used to rate Brown, but he looked pretty shabby in his last outing. poor ground game
how come i never see mma guys doing swimming for cardio? is there anyone who does?
>>78253031
nick diaz did
>>78253031
Jon Jones does, Diaz too
>>78253031
I've also wondered about this, thought it was supposed to be one of the best ways to train cardio
>>78253036
I heard slamming punani is great for cardio.
>>78253031
Wow
Rare flag
imagine if you could see a fight like 2000 years ago, the guys probably looked so shit, i'd heem everyone from the past
>>78253050
but they had literally 100s of years to build mma meta. they could be so next level man
>>78253041
we run heem
beg me
>>78253071
No paddy, no I won't.
How has everyone's first weeks of school going?
>tfw haven't let anybody get close
>Mcgregor strut around campus
>out angled all of my professors
>casually wear my blue belt and gi around campus
People are intimidated af, nobody will even talk to me.
>>78253130
Every here is too old for school mate.
>>78253134
no
>>78253134
this
>>78253134
Brendan Schaub.
>>78253130
>implying I'm not a neet
>>78253135
Joke's on you, he's just very long
>>78253140
His brothers long too
Long gone
>>78253137
who is Branson Spleeb?
>>78253145
not cool dude
>>78253145
Don't make me start posting "it" again
>>78253145
Josh Thompson looks like a mini Bryan Stann
>>78253151
>nick diaz outstrikes anderson silva
FUCK, IM DRUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKK, the literal goat
Sometimes late at night I play this song and replace the word dream with heem, and I think of you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
>>78253148
Ah well memed my good man, but his name is NOT Branson Spleeb.
That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)
If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
>>78253162
nick is unironically one of the GOATs, if it wasn't for his personal feud with Dana, he'd be huge
>>78253166
Brendan Schaub's success literally makes me happy. We talk all the time about fighters and their post-fight lives. Here's one of them who is making something of it. If you don't like or agree with his opinions, that's no problem. I don't agree with Brendan on a lot. It doesn't matter. It's thrilling to see someone pursue their dreams and have life reward their talent and effort. Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
>>78253168
him being a strikeforce hypejob is just a meme, guy would beat the fuck out of gsp in pride rules
>>78253168
he's never beat anybody and he did nothing against Anderson
>>78253193
other way around IDIOT
Fighters who will never win in the octagon again
Arlovski
Diaz bros
Jon Jones
D.C.
>>78253197
nick taunted like a fag. He looked a bitch from the set of white and nerdy doing the ali shuffle. he's now ducking the rematch.
>>78253206
>he's now ducking the rematch.
source?
>>78253217
Anderson's called him out like 5 times for a rematch and where's he at?
guys schaub had the guys he sperged out on back on his schaubcast guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IsXkltv_cs
>>78253206
>from the set of white and nerdy
>>78253221
Had a 5 year ban for weed, 'member?
>>78253223
>schaub still hasn't given the guy his money
>>78253166
Can you tell me about this little escapade?
>>78253171
He was a mediocre fighter that got a pimp job from Joe rogan because rogan was afraid he would literally get beaten to death, he almost certainly has cte from his many knockouts and the fact he played football plus he's a shit comedian
Fuck Brendall sploob
>>78253166
>I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I agree.
https://youtu.be/bwnlcayDz9E
>>78253258
>be comfortable with sexuality
>shoot a skit for your massively successful comedy show
>>78253261
Are you still upset that brendan banged your mom?
>>78253278
100% my man my mom's peach is a beast
for sure my guy we are all BIG fans of blooper scoob here in heem
Look at the technique The Hybrid uses in this clip, literally beats the shit out of Travis Browne's hands using his head.
Never seen done before, and that really shows his innovation in mma my guy
Beeple Squegg seen here neutralising big nog's jiu jitsu game by forcing him to knock him out instead
smart, my guy
>>78253291
>tigr4
>he has more than 4 pics of someone else's baby on his computer
>>78253156
Of the Top 10 most iconic MMA photographs of all time, this is a solid #4
>>78253311
What an insane assertion
Never (you) me again
>>78253323
Make sure you've got this one, ausposter who saves my pics and webms and keeps the filenames
>>78253322
Where would you rank this one?
>>78253323
>>78253338
>walk off KO
>had to be dragged away
pick one, you fucking goobers
>>78253322
>>78253338
Where would this fit in terms of great MMA photographs?
>>78252423
Gus dropped him. With jon cracking his chin the way he did when gus vs dc 2 happen gus will tko him no problem.
>>78253323
>>78253338
>>78253341
>tigger sploob
#2 p4p best heem meme of 2017.
remember to report, hide and ignore illegal content
It's actually sad. Schaub will be waking up in a couple hour and go onto pursue his dreams and accomplish goals. He is breaking new ground in the entertainment industry and successfully providing for his family. Yet somehow there are still dorks on heem.com who talk shit about him. Try learning from Schaub and doing something for YOURSELF today. Stop being so distressed by another mans success, be inspired by it.
The state of bantamweight "fighters"
Mind you cruz is one of the bigger bantamweights
>>78253377
>>78253383
>what is this thing next to me
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was in the octagon do I could beat up more alpha fails
>where is my dog
>>78253384
Your whole day needn't be spent in shambles my good man. Let him into your heart. It hurts at first but then it feels so good.
>>78253383
Are you implying Cruz wouldn't heem him?
>>78253389
>>78253390
No shambles here friend, I'm being paid right now.
Don't worry my guy, it only takes a couple of seconds to post a skweb picture, it's no skin off my back
>>78253402
It's hard to see the mist when you've spent so long inside it. Trust me my man, your in shambles. Lost batallion 100%
>>78253337
Will do
>>78253417
I follow King Bing of Bong, not Spleb the toilet jester.
>>78253377
>and go onto pursue his dreams and accomplish goals.
Oh for sure when Schaub was a child dreaming of being an athletic superstar he really wanted to be a guy talking into a microphone on the internet while his wife fucks the landlord instead of paying rent.
>>78253427
What's a King to a Schaub?
Answer: manlet
>>78253428
Your posts are too petty to take seriously anymore my guy. You need to be unironically delusional at this point to still deny Schaub's success.
>>78253449
If riding a friend's coattails is success, by jove Schaub is the most successful man on the planet.
Just be grateful that his wife's caboose is available for hire: you can become eskimo brothers with your idol, if you've got the cash.
Do you guys feel lack we're seeing a lack of good match making lately? I've slowly been noticing that since what's his fuck the goatee manlet quit that there seems to be less contenders in general.
But I've been thinking that it's simply due to the matchmaking not pushing mid card talent. I mean look at WBW there's been 1 mid 10 fight (McMann vs Hue) in almost months it feels like.
LHW has a whole 1 guy up and coming and most of the other divisions feel stalled out. I mean shit even Cody doesn't really have another fight outside of Cruz again.
>>78253455
ITs does even make sense bro. You think Schaub sells out shows around the world and people are buying tickets because there Rogan fans, not Schaub fans? You think his podcasts get millions of downloads a month and people only listen because of Rogan? Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?
>>78253479
>Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?
Name five.
>>78252311
Oh you think so my guy?
>>78253449
the state of pissping
>>78253494
stop posting this faggot
>>78253488
See my man, this is why you come off as so petty. Watch any of his podcasts with wgaf comedian#3 and compare it to the numbers a Schaubcast pulls in.
>>78253494
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MO_N4dRzgI
>>78253506
>you can't name 5
>shloob can't count up to five anymore because of advanced cte
Pottery
>>78253506
If you can't name a single one of these so called struggling comedians, why should I believe that Schaub is more successful?
you're all really stupid
>>78253524
>>78253529
People here have this weird presumption that others should educate them. Information is available to you. When you have informed yourself, then you are ready to enter a discussion. You don't try to enter a discussion and demand your interlocutor educates you.
>>78252617
It's that fat fuck in the blue shirt on commentary isn't it.
>>78253544
People here have this weird presumption that if you are making a claim then you should have some base level of knowledge in order to expand on that claim. For instance, if you are claiming that Schaub being knocked out by Big Nog is unremarkable due to his extensive history of knocking people out, then you shouldn't be surprised to be called on your nonsense when people tell you that Big Nog has only ever knocked three people out.
When you're ready to enter a Big Boy discussion group for Big Boys such as yourself, you're welcome to come back to /heem/.
>>78253544
People are so privileged my man,it's totally not that you can't form a coherent argument to save your pathetic shuab filled life
Peaches are a BEAST 100%
>>78253556
Now you're making nonsensical tangents. Breathing deeply can help calm some people down.
>>78253502
don't call me faggot or else
>>78253574
>Now you're making nonsensical tangents.
What is nonsensical about expecting you to have an understanding of the things which you are claiming to be knowledgeable about?
>>78253578
>paying a hooker to knee you in the nuts
>she probably didn't even have sex with him afterwards
>>78253569
You don't need to argue when you can state undeniable facts and trigger the h8rs.
Schaub sells out shows worldwide.
Schaub was a professional athlete in 2 sports.
Schaub is a profesional mma and boxing analyst.
Schaub has two top ranked podcasts.
Schaub has fathered a healthy son.
Look what just popped up in my feed
https://youtu.be/PBmmwTTCMh8
>>78253583
Nobody is here to spoon feed you my guy. Bing.com will do you wonders.
>>78253322
I lost it when he did it live, but nobody seemed to make a deal about it back then? what was heems live reaction?
>>78253639
Nobody is here to believe that you know what you're talking about my guy.
>>78253639
Howd I do?
>>78253650
I don't need people to believe what I say. Schaub's success speaks for itself. You're the one trying to argue with reality.
>UFC did a marketing study and there was a result that surprised a lot of people, and spoke to the changes in the fan base and rapid turnaround. There was a shockingly high percentage of the current PPV buying audience that had never heard of St-Pierre. As it turned out, a large percentage of the PPV audience around today came into the sport with Ronda Rousey and Conor McGregor, and have no historical knowledge of it prior to that point in time
>>78253670
>Schaub's success speaks for itself.
>Why are so many of joes other friends still bums and struggling to launch their comedy careers?
Really made me think.
>>78253659
That's rough my man. It does explain your irrationality though. I hope there is a breakthrough soon.
Lads. I had a dream of Miesha Tate last night. What does this all mean?
Also have any of her nudes leaked yet?
yo this is actually in the wrestling observer this week and made me laugh out loud
>Brendan Schaub was engaged this past week to Joanna Zanella, who is a host of the UFC shows on Fox Deportes. Schaub was married previously, and in between, had a relationship with Ronda Rousey. Then they broke up and Travis Browne knocked Schaub out in a fight and the rest was history
>>78253676
>fans not hearing of the boring wrestlefucker that was only famous cos muh leaf
What a tragedy, I hope he gets the shit booed out of him before he gets ko'd by the king
>>78253693
It means she'll sit on your face in the near future
>>78253676
im one of them desu, although im not ppv audience lol
around 189 mustve been the highpoint of ufc, and thats when i started watching regularly. it's just gone down since
>>78253693
You probably just saw the webm of dat ass before going to bed anon, don't worry
189ers are smart, funny, and worth listening to. Deal with it.
^ would heem with ease ^
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>>78253705
They say death is a thing to fear but her sitting on my face till I pass out and die seems like a bretty gud way to go out.
Big 215 writeup, TONS of UFC/Bellator/MMA news, Ronda in WWE. Pass it around lads.
https://pastebin.com/fBtquFgw
>>78252378
>Lost to a monkey on jet fuel
Unironically yes
>>78253775
Pass it around to >>>/asp/ bird brains
AND STILL
https://youtu.be/ZCqMHh6PJFI
>>78253855
why the fuck do i bother paying for fightpass
Reminder to not doubt the Luke.
>>78253864
>>78253876
He's coming back for that belt. Believe you me.
>>78253883
>>78253886
Super uncool
>>78253886
One-armed-guillotine LMAO
>>78253892
What is this technique called?
>>78253903
The one-handed-guillotine
>Johnson vs Borg
do they have to make a new poster now?
What are the odds that bispings daughter has masturbated to rockhold atleast once
>>78253911
Nah have DJ headline the prelims, it's what he deserves
>Morning Report: Mark Hunt: If I die fighting, that’s fine. I just hope that if it happens it’s in an honest competition
>>78253912
>>78253920
It's not if Mark
It's when
>humans are part of nature
>human behavior is natural
>humans take steroids
>taking steroids is natural
>Jon Jones is natty
Apologize.
>>78253925
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/14/16305892/morning-report-mark-hunt-if-i-die-fighting-thats-fine-i-just-hope-its-in-an-honest-competition
He goes off in this interview
>>78253928
>human behavior is natural
Bit of a broad statement there.
>>78253449
A TUF winner and UFC champion, both things squeb got knocked out cold trying to achieve
>log into early morning heem for a change
>it's the literal same spergs posting the same pictures over and over
Something is terribly wrong with you manchildren
>>78254038
Playing with coral springs never gets old guy
>>78252570
I remember your dumb self actually betting on Bethe
>>78253977
Different weight classes, not comparable. Someplace they can be compared is their success in podcasts. No divisions there and you can't deny that Brendan is k-k-killing the game there.
>>78254056
I'm not from Coral Springs.
>>78254088
>Someplace they can be compared is their success in podcasts.
I'd say that Bisping has an actual job that he has to pay attention to, but Schaub doesn't do any preparation whatsoever for his podcasts.
>>78253899
>do you spit or swallor girl
>>78254072
>implying I would bet on wmma
>implying I even watch wmma
>>78254125
Bisping is pop music. Schaub is free jazz.
>>78254151
Bisping is popular and Schaub isn't?
>>78254151
>>78254159
lmao terrible analogy
>>78254159
Bisping is for plebs. Schaub is for patricians. schaub is a game changer. Bisping is a footnote.
>>78254167
Bisping is rich and Schaub will die in poverty, unloved and unknown?
>>78254176
i disagree 100%
>>78254138
Nope it was you
>describes wmma fight in detail
>I don't even watch it bro
>accompanied by cringe reaction image
Is Bisping getting smaller?
>>78252633
> heem
Hot
Eternal
Entertainment
Memegoober
Notice how popular game of thrones is now that Schaub has given it his seal of approval?
>sneaker ekspert posting
It's like I'm back in 2016, get in with the times buddehs
>>78254253
Small point of confusion. There is no such thing as "schaubposting". Schaub isn't a meme. Conversation about him arises organically and individually from his fans. Bispingposting is just forced and will go the way of Ngannouposting, Tyronposting, Steakposting, Platinumposting, etc... As long as Brendan has fans he will be discussed here, so don't expect it to stop anytime soon. He is popular and handsome. Deal with it.
>>78254287
>He is popular and handsome.
>>>/hm/
>>78254304
You missed two e's.
Schaub=Heem
Can't deny that
>>78254287
You must be suffering from severe CTE if you think brisket spaghetti is handsome
>>78254324
>brisket spaghetti
The only one having brain problems is you!
Schaub trains
>>78254313
>You missed two e's.
I'm directing you to a different board, lad. You think Schaub is handsome? You should go over to Handsome Men and have a look at what's on offer for people with tastes like yourself.
>>78254349
add Tony's face over Scoob's
>>78254352
Schaub is a handsome fighting legend and analyst. Sorry, not sorry.
>>78254461
Why be sorry for who you are? I just think that you might enjoy your time more on (>>>/hm/) than you would on /heem/.
>>78254525
I don't think so my guy. Schaub is more than just eye candy.
>>78254580
Correct, he's a TV personality. Entirely unrelated to /heem/. Never fighting again.
>>78254596
He has the top rated combat sports podcast in the game my man.
>>78254606
Right, he belongs on /tv/.
>>78254614
Err I don't think so sweetie.
>>78254618
Then don't complain when all that anyone wants to talk about with regard to Schaub is his biggest moments in MMA, which are universally his face getting caved in.
>>78254628
H8rs gonna h8. Obviously people want to talk about Schaub as more than just a fighter though, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation. Sorry it upsets you. Maybe go somewhere else if you don't want to talk about Schaub. I'd say his biggest moment in mma was when he heemd Cro Cop.
>>78254652
>Obviously people want to talk about Schaub as more than just a fighter though, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I know, there's two of you.
>>78254674
>millions of downloads a month
>sells out shows on the reg
>only 2 fans
Shambles my man
>>Brendan Schaub was engaged this past week to Joanna Zanella, who is a host of the UFC shows on Fox Deportes. Schaub was married previously, and in between, had a relationship with Ronda Rousey. Then they broke up and Travis Browne knocked Schaub out in a fight and the rest was history
Imagine getting heemed to bad that your gf leaves you and marries the guy that heemed you
>>78254691
Schaub banged prime Ronda, dumped her, and browne got his sloppy seconds. Check the record bud.
>>78254686
Oh I'm sure there's plenty of people too retarded to find 4chan, but of the ones that aren't there's about two of them that are fans of Schaub. It sounds like Reddit might be more your style, have you tried checking out r/thefighterandthekid? It's full of devoted Schautists like yourself.
>>78254696
Do you really think that Schaub would want you to talk about women like that? He's a feminist, after all.
>>78252475
Fucking REMBRANDT from the 70's cult classic movie THE WARRIORS. LMMFAO
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-majalah-dewasa-s-nipple-jkn3sqg/answers/new.html
>>78254709
Schaub is beloved by Heem. You're the outsider here my man.
>MFW GSP lays on Bisping for 5 rounds
>>78254731
>Schaub is beloved by Heem.
I think you might not have been paying attention.
>>78254740
>mfw bisping scrapes his left knuckle along gsp's chin, knocking him out
>>78254740
Thats mfw ive just left the house but 5mins later feel like ive got a dam of diarrhea ready to blow so i rush home sit down and its just a hott fart.
>>78254742
You saying something doesn't make it true.
>>78254771
You saying something doesn't make it true.
>>78254758
can never be too careful my guy
>>78254783
I know, Schaub's success speaks for itself. Truly a modern day renaissance man.
>>78254742
my man we all love scoob 100% skleb is a beast to us here on him for sure
>>78254790
>Schaub's success speaks for itself.
You saying something doesn't make it true.
>>78254731
Oh for sure. 100% my guy
>>78254742
Take two baths and lose my number, my man.
>>78254804
A picture is worth a thousand words.
>>78254796
>>78254828
Thanks my guys
>>78254829
Did Schaub mention that this was free entry?
Sneakers and podcasts my guys all day long
Selling out 7 seat cafés like it's NOTHIN
>>78254837
Why you gotta make up lies like that? I can smell the cheeto stain from here, senpai.
>>78254863
>Why you gotta make up lies like that?
You saying something doesn't make it true. I have never lied.
>>78254829
so his fans are all numales and ugly girls?
>the state of this thread
>>78253383
>steroid mongloid vs natty manlet
WOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
This thread is fantastic
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62299712/#62301717
Rock>Branch
It's just science
>>78254994
Branch will Heem Rockhold
>>78253475
Yes, but at the same time there are some rather good fights too
What does Luke Rockhold dream of?
>>78255192
>>78255250
I'm a bong mate, I'm not calendarnegro
>>78255261
Are bongs upset that Bisbing abandoned his country and is an American now?
So now DC is the comfirmed LHW GOAT should he move to HW now?
>>78255281
Quality bread.
>tfw you will never be as cool as Joe Rogan
I seriously don't get how people aren't taking this Jon Jones shit seriously. This is the worst thing to happen to MMA in over a decade.
Literally the best fighter in the world with nobody even close is a juicy steroid slut. And now he's fucking banned.
How the fuck can you claim that anyone is the best p4p fighter in the world when this fuck who got himself banned never even lost to any of the legends he fought? And probably this fuck will never lose since he'll never fight again.
>>78255354
Forgeh aboutche Jon Jone.
Jon Jone nao existe more
The true shampion is DENIEL CORMIE
>>78255354
Because wins with steds are tainted wins, they tell you nothing. And that's how people are looking at it.
Also Jones messes up quite a bit, people aren't all too surprised. It is a tragedy, but it's also Jones and at this point, people have gotten used to him being out
>>78255354
Chill. He's a fuck up. He was, is, and probably will always be a fuck up.
Chael says GGG is overrated, and Alvarez will win
So you guys know how it's going down.
so who will jon jones fight at heavyweight in rizin after he gets a 4 year ban from sanctioned fights in the US?
>>78255497
I want to see him against baruto kaito
>>78255497
a 240lb yellow eyed vitor
>>78255497
Crocop decides to come back for one last time and becomes the goat
>>78255529
>cro cop literally shattering bones into two with a nasty left roundhouse to the body
canelo vs ggg
vs
ultimate chess stategies tournament
hmmmm
>Jonesfags are STILL salty
>>78255624
>they wont admit to it
>>78255615
You've posted this before and I can't tell if you mean a literal chess tournament or it's a meme name for Fight Night
Reposting
http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
>>78255624
Why does DC always look like he's getting a blowjob?
>>78255670
i mean the fight night, i dont like the fact that they are on the same night, it could have been a cozy weekend
>>78255724
just watch both ya dingus, only two fights on the FN card are worth watching anyways
>>78255724
Branch/Luke isn't going to be a chess match fight, which is why it confused me
I might just watch Fight Night. As hyped as Canelo/GGG is, I'm not really into Boxing so watching it wouldn't do much outside of seeing a great fight.
I might watch both, streams can be a dick though especially given Fight Pass still uses Flash in 2017
>>78255497
You think the UFC is gonna release him from his contract and let him fight in Rizin? No.
>>78255772
>>78255772
why would you need to stream fight night, it's on TV
I would absolutely RUIN anybody in this general with my leg kicks
>>78255677
Everyone wants to see Gooby get BLACKED again
>>78255815
le 3 months on SS legs
>>78255829
WHAT did you just fucking say to me
will we ever see the rockhold v weidman rematch?
I think it's the fight to make in that division, both are pretty justed and they seemed to dislike eachother immensely
>>78255805
We get everything on BT Sport here, that includes PPV's. Ever UFC event is on that channel, but I don't have BT Sport, it's not a free channel
So Fight Pass works well since I can watch all the FOX cards on it
>>78255862
If Rockhold loses I think that's the matchup
If Rockhold wins, they might still make that fight, but I think he'll be aiming for someone higher up.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Luke fights for Whitaker's belt
>>78255883
Luke vs Romero is the fight to make
>tfw not here during BispGOAT hours
>>78255913
Oh yeah, that would be better
But matchmaking these days is a bit weird. Yoel will probably end up facing some guy making his UFC debut
Remember to add your favorite fighter on Snapchat
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Cody Garbrandt: cody_nolove
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Michelle Waterson: karatehottiemma
Vanessa Hanson: vanessahanson
Nick Diaz: diaz5150nick
Luke Rockhold: Undercoverbrother
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Andre Fili: touchyfili
Yancy Medeiros: yancymedeiros
>>78256105
if your favourite fighter is in this list, you are NOT my boy
>>78253418
FUCKING LOL
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/9/14/16306726/ufc-heavyweight-mark-hunt-suffering-memory-loss-starting-slur-his-words-after-lengthy-fight-career
>“My body is fucked but my mind is still here. I’ve still got my senses about me and I know what’s right and wrong, which is the main thing. Sometimes I don’t sleep well. You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the shit I did years and years ago. That’s just the price I’ve paid – the price of being a fighter. But I’ve fought a lot of drug cheats and copped a lot of punishment from guys who were cheating and that’s not right.”
RIP Hunto
>>78256304
Is he the Jesus of MMA?
>>78256307
Neck yourself
>>78256304
>being consciously aware of your advancing CTE
that's legitimately fucked up
>>78256307
adan you're really losing the plot now
>>78256204
contrarian faggot
>>78256307
Fuck off
>>78256304
Hunto should retire now. Legitimately worried for the guy.
>>78256559
"Yeah it's just a tattoo artist"
>>78256304
very sad
>>78256304
Murder suicide when?
http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20697110/ufc-strips-jon-jones-title-reinstates-daniel-cormier-light-heavyweight-champion
>>78256333
What was the post? Also, my boy is fighting this Saturday say something nice about him
>>78257073
He made a new thread at 300 posts and then samefagged the thread with some replies. There was 1 unique IP
>>78256874
We know Grandpa
>>78257073
He won't be as embarassed as he was when he lost to the Natty GOAT
David Branch is gonna get snapped like a twig.
>>78257140
More like snapped like a branch haha
>>78257140
> snapped
Maybe you wanted to write a servant?
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/14/16306988/ufc-214-mike-winkeljohn-jon-jones-return-drug-test-failure-cormier-retire-mma-news
>“If it’s a four-year thing, I think it could be just that kind of devastation (that stops Jon from coming back), and which like I said, it’s not fair, you know?” Winkeljohn told Submission Radio.
>“He messed up in that maybe he took something that someone said was fine, but he’s not doing it thinking, “I’m taking steroids or something,” you know, and that’s the part that’s terrible, he’d be devastated at four years.”
JUST
are u ready?
>>78257422
The dude was on thin ice after his tainted dick pills why the fuck would he not do his due diligence on anything he was taking? I don't feel bad for the guy, he brought this shit on himself
Which one of you fuckers is asking what heem means on leddit?
>>78257422
he's a new man,he's changed now and would never do smth like that
I believe him
>>78257524
This. He's quoting the Bible on Twitter and Instagram, come on guys.
>DC still never beat Jon for the belt
:)
>>78253903
pullin out the horseshoe up his ass technique
>>78257437
Nice card.
Zanebedded is live
https://youtu.be/T7lXWwJt9uI
>>78257437
first joanna fight ever that im excited for because rose is fighting. wmma sucks so bad. i hope joanna gets permaheemed and never comes back, she just plays tag in the octagon. ugly skinny weak bitch, she has no value.
>>78257647
You think that's nice. Check this out.
>>78257700
Witnessed
Jones comfirmed he didnt do it lads, DC BTFO
https://twitter.com/jonnybones/status/908395977781821440
>Dude the truth is I would never do steroids, I put that on my children and I put that on my Heavenly Father
>>78257681
Rose has no chance
>>78257718
cringed
>>78257718
I believe him yo
>>78257718
LMAO
CORMIERKEKS ON SUICIDE
ATHEISTS BTFO
JONS KIDS BTFO
>no thread wars
well done guys, it's nice having everyone in one place
It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
Got my picks on for Saturday:
Rockhold, Lombard, Gillespie, Usman, OAM, Spitz, Jotko, Sanders and Burns.
/OAM/ is myboy on Saturday. I got OAM/Martin as fight of the night. OAM last two performances were solid B+s so I'm giving it to him. Martin scored a C in one of his last two bouts and I'm not betting on that.
I don't know what time this shit is on vs the boxing. I'd quite like to watch GGG/Canelo. I haven't got to go anywhere this weekend so I can stay up all night.
I actually had Alves picked against the favourite Mike Perry. I haven't yet decided who'll win the new fight with Mike but I guess Mike will.
Low energy post tonight. I'm feeling super low.
>>78257700
Topkek
>>78257681
Loss - Submission - Choke - Carla Esparza
Loss - Decision - Split - Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Loss - Decision - Unanimous - Joanna Jedrzejczyk
>>78257774
>JONS KIDS BTFO
u funny guy
Man it's not looking good for Jon is it
#jonisinnocent
#stipetapped
trending
>>78257866
His MMA career is over. Catch him on in WWE next year.
>>78257888
#tonyslipped
#ufchawaii
#notmychampion
#DCtappedtoheadkicks
Wow DC got his paper title back. Good for him.
Too bad no one that matters will ever consider him a real champ.
>>78257942
He's beaten everyone else, including heavyweights. Jon Jones is his kryptonite.
WMMA is good. Get over it.
>>78257976
It's basically like the special olympics.
>>78257971
>Including HWs
HW is literally the shittest division
>>78257976
Could Katy Perry make it in WMMA?
Let me tell you something about Jon Jones. He asked to fight khabib in Russia! Can you believe that? In freaking Russia
>>78257437
can't wait buddeh
>>78257437
>George saying his desire to fight will be gone if he loses
>Bisping saying he might retire after this fight
>>78257971
>including heavyweights.
Wow he leaned on Mir and Nelson. WGAF.
''Steroid users have no place in MMA. They tarnish the reputation of the sport and put clean fighters in prominent physical danger.''
"I can watch Mighty Mouse any day of the week and purchase all his PPV's opposed to dirty cheats like Brock Lesnar and Jon Jones.''
>>78258135
he beat antonio silva on full testosterone coming off of a win on fedor
>>78257718
Who actually believes this?
>>78258304
Name someone that HASNT beaten Bigfoot.
>>78257437
Greatest card ever?
>>78258368
Overeem
>>78252633
Hulking
Eastern
European
Manlets
>>78258368
i'm talking about trt silva
he beat overeem and fedor, lost to cain and DC
not tryina do MMA math here. cain and DC train together remember.
>>78258379
> Greatest card ever?
No. That.
>>78258334
Nice therapy doggo
>>78258068
Considering Paige Vanzant made it I'd say yes
>>78258416
Can you believe this was over 100 years ago?
>>78258068
why were they recording
>>78258448
You are on fire today buddy
Is Luke /our Chad/? Luke Rockhold is a Chad Thundercock tier name
>>78258528
Weidman is a better Chad desu. Such a shame he lost in the Battle of the Chads against Luke.
GUYS I think I may be getting stockholm syndrome because I actually think Aspen looks attractive here
https://youtu.be/T7lXWwJt9uI
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>78258593
Its just her mind control powers
Jon might actually commit suicide soon.
>>78258691
his heavenly father will save him
is Tyron a chimplet?
>>78258885
why does he look like there's nobody in there
soulless eyes
>>78258528
Luke is autistic. He's going around selling grapes on social media and shit. Also he got colonized by the true champ.
>>78258933
>selling grapes on social media
wut
>>78258593
looks like the goblin from game of thrones
>>78258937
Not literal grapes. Some bullshit on instagram I'm too lazy to find.
>>78252293
>tfw miesha will never suffocate you with her ass
How do you find motivation to keep living, family?
>>78252378
No joke, DC is the GOAT LHW. Taking steroids is like bringing a baseball bat to the fight. That shit just doesn't count.
>>78258937
>>78259103
A brand of portable battery for charging phones
>>78258885
I hate to watch him fight, but at least he's defending the belt. UFC has the most retarded champions in sports.
>>78253967
>My body is fucked. I don't sleep well. I stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore.
>It's totally from fighting guys on the juice.
>Definitely not from taking a whole lot of head trauma in 26 MMA fights, 43 Kickboxing fights, and 2 boxing fights.
>Fucking juicy sluts
>>78259156
You now realize that her new position wasn't provided on a silver platter.
She probably signed an official contract forcing her to sustain golden showers and anal fistings from Dana on a weekly basis.
>>78258020
i wish that was me :(
>>78259233
Hunto will die in the cage
>>78258609
lmao
@JonnyBones
Dude the truth is I would never do steroids, I put that on my children and I put that on my Heavenly Father
>Chad fighters
Chris Wideman
Luke Rockhold
Yoel Romero
Urijah Faber
>Virgin fighters
Demetrious Johnson
TJ Dillashaw
Artem Lobov
Nick Diaz
>>78259891
cuck posters: you
3 days until fluke cuckhold commits suicide
>>78252337
>not wanting to see the peak of human fighting ability
I'm fine with banning substances that give a substantial increase in aggression and physical power on fight night to the extent that it can significantly override skill (not that these really exist for the most part, aside from maybe cheque drops and meth), but I have no problem whatsoever with fighters using substances that support their ability to become better on a technical level (ie what most PEDs actually do).
>>78259968
branch isnt that good so unlikely
>>78259968
>go to work
>everyone thinks you're doing great
>get paid well
>be promoted
>one day come in
>don't perform too well
>instead of going home and trying again you kill yourself
dubious claims
>>78260007
Could this possibly be the worst analogy ever
Puke cockhold fans are in absolute shambles
>>78260163
He's a samurai.
>>78260007
More like
>go to work one day a year
>get paid your entire year's salary for that one day of work
>extremely intense, high pressure work where everyone can immediately see if you're not performing well
>your entire career trajectory rests on how you perform on that one day
>go into work for your one day
>fuck up so incredibly bad that people are literally stunned by your godawful performance
>now you have one last chance to salvage things with your next day of work, and if you fuck up again your career is basically over
>>78260564
well he can still sell grapes online lmao
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
Can anyone beat a motivated Brendan Schaub after he has had his coffee, with a striking coach, in the USA, with fair judges, a competent ref, and he is "feeling it"?
you guys the crack head that broke a pregnant woman's arm and then ran away to avoid a dui says he didn't do steroids
>>78260615
he he
>>78260611
>>78260736
Is he in ketosis?
>>78260736
He was a terrible fighter, get over it.
Imagine unironically being a fan of a degenerate criminal
lmao @ thinking el memey will beat lowkey lee
Schaub would be lhw top 5 for sure
>>78260880
Top 3.
>>78260945
Can't wait until Perry meme gets ended by based Colby
Perry is gonna lose to Alex Reyes, Reyes is more well rounded.
>>78261018
Put $10 on Perry losing and post the screenshot then
Reyes is a lightweight who's never fought anyone world class and has had 1 fight in the last 2 years coming in on late notice against a legit welter who hits like a truck
>>78260984
It already ended when he got outworked by Jouban.
If /sp/ was around at the time of Chuck and Tito who would be /ourguy/
A little something special for my heembros on this rainy Thursday
https://youtu.be/R3O45h2y6NU
>>78261071
Perry isn't world class though. I would put $20 on Reyes but I only know of bovada and there's too many fees for a small bet.
>>78261220
And Perry isn't the one taking a fight on late notice against a much bigger opponent
>>78261204
they're terrible podcast hosts though. i listened to joe rogan on their pod cast. tell me again why a suburbian couple with nothing interesting going on in their life deserve listeners.
>>78260860
ferguson vs holloway would be a really weird match
>>78261490
I think Ferg takes it but it's spicy
HW is a big Featherweight, but Ferg is a bit Lightweight
Give it to me straight, /heem/.
Is Rose Namajoonies going to be the second Octagon death ever?
>First one is gonna be Johny Hendricks
>>78261490
I think this is a great fight if it's at 145 so Tony is a bit more drained
I reckon he could make it without actually killing himself because he came in at like 153 in jeans against RDA
>>78260860
calendarn***er tony will embarress Lee
Dana would have a heart attack if this juicehead got busted.
>>78261564
I think hunto and bj might have johnny beat.
>>78257437
What an overrated overhyped piece of garbage card that won't even break a million buys.
>>78255815
nice legs ahmed
>>78253578
nice
>>78260615
https://streamable.com/wkbx3
>>78252617
>>78261631
LITERALLY just lighting, pump, flexing Vs inflexed, angles and lower bodyfat
t. Increasingly nervous UFC exec
>>78261575
>153 in jeans against RDA
you do realize they weigh officially the day before? that's just for show
>>78261631
>Has no idea what a post workout pump looks like
>What is relaxed vs flexing
I can tell you never stepped foot inside a fucking gym you fat piece of shit.
I'd say kill yourself but much like you lack the willpower to put the fork down you lack the willpower to step off a building. That's right, I said STEP off a building because the last "jumping" you did was when they put a vegetable in front of you at age 5 (also the last time you saw one of those) and you got scared and panicky because it wasn't dipped in trans fats you fucking lazy piece of autistic virgin shit.
Cut your fucking nails too, stop biting them, loser. They have no nutrients.
>>78261665
Hendricks is coming up next against a roided Brazilian freak. I mean look at this shit.
>>78261762
You honestly expect me to read all that garbage you mega-sperg?
>revved someone said McJuicer is a cheater
Oh lmao imagine thinking someone whose weight fluctuates between 145 and 170 isn't on some kind of anabolics. Imagine being this STUPID.
>>78261825
do u just wait all day to post that?
>>78261800
>Attention span of your average American
>Aversion to reading of your average American
BTFO. Again, as always. Ez too.
>Losers already popping off the woodwork begging me
Beg me harder.
>>78261762
I think you'd be surprised
>>78261838
>whose weight fluctuates between 145 and 170
You mean someone who weighs 170 lbs and dehydrates 25 lbs for weigh-ins, right
>>78261848
Only when Spain starts getting uppity
>>78261854
I didn't read it cause I knew it was nonsense and you wouldn't actually say anything important.
Emotional little bitch. Write me another essay.
>>78261857
GONAD
>>78261888
Doesn't Conor walk at 175?
>>78261896
How can one person be all these nationalities?
>>78261672
goddamn sasha has flawless technique
>>78261857
Dumb negro, ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
>>78261910
>Whopped and slept this easily
*Yawns audibly after humiliating you (AGAIN)*
>>78261753
You don't realise you could have just googled it and seen it was from the actual weigh in you mong >>78261762
>>78261938
>Still responding
Do you get off on being a prick online cause it's the only outlet you have?
Grow up you child.
>>78261938
>whopped
Don't be in such a panic to write out your insults little guy. Take your time.
>>78261631
conor was 1000000% on the juice
>>78261888
>and dehydrates 25 lbs for weigh-ins
Something that is completely normal for sure
>>78261857
Are fingernails the GOAT food for gains?
Yuros and Leafs plz go.
>>78262055
It's not normal, that's why people lose their shit everytime a fight gets cancelled due to weight cutting issues
>>78262028
>>78262040
Shhh, sit down. Don't make me humiliate you (some MORE).
>>78262040
>no money for food
>hungry as fuck
>stomach rumbling all night
>see this post
>mfw
>>78262060
she looks like the ugly mexican girl on riverdale
>>78262059
It's just a post-workout pump and lighting m8
<------- Crybaby
>>78262090
They have Burger King in Bongistan? Interesting.
>>78261971
sorry bud didn't realize
>>78262124
Dude BK is everywhere
>>78262087
>Don't make me humiliate you (some MORE).
Lmao can't help but just laugh about how much self-awareness you lack. Last (you) from me you frothing turd.
Good to see you've stopped writing essays mega-sperg.
>>78262115
Virtually identical
>Afraid to (You) me directly this bad
Whopped and slept, as always. Ez.
>>78262155
Shhhhhhhh, no more tears from you. You're practically begging me to embarrass you publicly some more, you prolly get off to this you little bitch roflmfao.
Stay obsessed. Can't wait to see you talking about me for the next 3 threads you twerp loser ehehehehehehehe.
>>78262055
It's not normal or healthy, but it's standard in the combat sports world. Most fighters, whether it's UFC, boxing, wrestling, whatever, dehydrate between 10 and 30 lbs for weigh ins.
I actually do think that Conor and most other fighters are on PEDs, but it's not like he's literally gaining and losing 25 lbs of muscle every few months.
>499
LET THE THREAD WARS BEGIN
>>78262222
>quadroids
>>78262236
Nvm boys, didn't realize there was already a thread
Real thread here
>>78262193