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Thomas Müller Edition.
Which club will take him in?
Also new footy news: Anus Ben-Hatira (swt) will bring Jihad to Hamburg
Buyern will take on the mighty Anderlecht today/tomorrow
and BxB Tootenhamers on Wednesday, while RBL goes against Moënaco.
On Friday, by the will of Allah, Hannover will lose against HSV who has God on their side now
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>this
is it /bundes/ ?
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HSVposters a best posters
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>>78207696
müller is currently missing his mojo and nobody knows why. not even him. He could have been in manu and now he sits on the bank and is in full damage control. I hope gets his shit together for the wc. He is ruining his talent for too long now.
I guess i will watch barca-juve in a shitty stream tommorow. rbl vs monaco will be interesting. I want to see how this rich plastic club handles this tournament.
What do you guys think of Frankfurt right now? The situation is so weird i don't know how to rate them
>kovac saves club from 2. Bundesliga
>Club does great then fucks up second half of the season so miserable it's insulting
>prince bongo is back
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>>78209195
>What do you guys think of Frankfurt right now?
Keep playing Chandler so we can call him up and the MLS shitters in our national team get btfo.
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>>78207696
Gay sex right? Wrong! Allah has no time for this act even based Mumins may fear his wrath if they share bread with another man in the vilest of gay western (Jewish) ways
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>>78208007
yes it is dear friend
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hey guys.... just wrote a heartfelt post about you on /int/
>>79387909
love you all and miss you
- kassandra
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>>78212048
i dont get it
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can bvb btfo tottenigger like 2 yrs ago?
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>>78213036
it is possible, yes
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gooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
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What happened to the old thread?
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>>78218228
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Denmark - Netherlands (women's friendly) has been called off. The Danish players and the Danish FA have not been able to come to terms on a new collective agreement, which has caused the players to stay home.
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>>78218236
I wonder how many hours and tries it took them to spell Identifikationsschänder
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>>78218228
>>78218236
>>78218265
Context?
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>>78218281
It was from the game against Stuttgart. Protest against the sale of Höwedes.
Apparently Heidel used to run a car dealership.
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>>78218296
Thanks.
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>>78207696
schalke
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>>78218296
But... he was only loaned to Jewve
Also, nice liverslip gets Drunkmark.
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>>78218228
99% of schalke fans can only dream of selling cars or having a job in general.
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>>78218342
Fuck Schalke
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>>78218600
Top post, amigo-sama.
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Nagelsmann to Buyern when?
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>>78218725
September 27th 2017 20:45 CET
Paris Saint-Germain vs FC Bayern.
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Could there be anything worse than this?
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I'm glad that Lewandowski starts throwing some punches at Bayern. He will be 30 years old next year and i don't want to see best Polish player of this generation end without CL. And let's face it, it won't happen at Bayern
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>>78218870
if the lkw with abs is out
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>>78218787
5:1 for PSG screencap me
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>>78218918
Wouldn't surprise me desu
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questionable thread
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>>78219390
can't get any worse from yesterdays thread desu.
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>>78219401
*than yesterdays
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>Nagelsmann: „Der FC Bayern spielt in meinen Träumen schon eine etwas größere Rolle. Ich habe viele Jahre in München gelebt, komme aus Landsberg am Lech.“
>Nagelsmann träumt von den Bayern – und hat dort bald auch schon ein Heim! „Meine Frau und mein Kind ziehen demnächst nach München. Wir bauen dort ein Haus. Wir haben eine familiäre Verbindung dort hin. Das ist unsere Heimat.“
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>Bayern Münchens Trainer Carlo Ancelotti hat sich gegen die Kritik an seiner Person und seinen Entscheidungen gewehrt. „Die Kritik ist zu viel. Ich bin es gewohnt, kritisiert zu werden, aber um ehrlich zu sein, ist es zu viel. Ich bin nicht von gestern“, sagte der Coach des deutschen Rekordmeisters in einem Interview mit „Sky“ am Dienstag.
>Ancelotti warb für seine Entscheidungen und verteidigte seine Personalpolitik. „Viele Leute sprechen über Strategie, Taktik und Position der Spieler. Es ist zu viel. Fußball ist einfacher“, sagte der Italiener. Auch zur Causa Müller äußerte sich der 58-Jährige: „Müller findet auf dem Platz immer die richtige Position, also hinter Lewandowski, aber nicht strikt hinter ihm, ein bisschen auf den Außen. Ich habe ihn noch nie als rechten Flügelspieler eingesetzt, weil ich nicht dumm bin. Ich weiß, dass er kein Flügelspieler ist.“
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>Bereits vor ein paar Tagen kam das Gerücht auf, dass die Königlichen den Shootingstar von RB Leipzig beobachtet haben sollen – jetzt titelt die spanische „AS“: „Real nimmt Werner ins Visier!“ Demnach soll der 21 Jahre alte Stürmer 2018 nach Madrid kommen und nach den Abgängen von Alvaro Morata (zum FC Chelsea) und Mariano Diaz (zu Olympique Lyon) die Spanier im Sturm verstärken.
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>>78208447
I disagree
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>>78219433
> *setzt Müller als Flügelspieler ein*
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>all the shit games today
"""""""""""""Champions League"""""""""""""
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>>78219560
I can't even get hype for Juve-Barca. Neo-football is cancer.
Is Basel still as good as they were when they beat Chelsea? That could be a nice game.
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>>78219538
This is what I didn't get either. From what I saw against Hoffenheim Müller played more or less on the right wing. Is Carlo lying to us?
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>>78219698
Müller still had his scenes. Him running into any open space that he sees is one of the few things that still inject movement into this Bayern team. Carlo should rely on him more, but I'm under the impression that he has no fucking idea on how to use him.
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>>78209195
>being a lanky lucky guy suddenly doesnt work against non-meme teams like Brazil 2014
Shocker.
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>>78220238
>he has no fucking idea
yes
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I can choose between Farca - Juve, Man Utd - Basel and Celtic - PSG on television tonight.
I will almost certainly go for Manchester United.
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>>78219637
>Is Basel still as good as they were when they beat Chelsea
They had one of the worst starts of a season in years. They just lost a home match against bottom of the league Lausanne. I think almost every position except for the assistant coaches changed since then.
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>>78220370
Is it finally YB's year?
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hallo und guten morgen!
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>>78220377
It's up for grabs now. YB can win it if they don't slip.
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>>78220429
hello and good morning, Amerikaner
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>I dont rate PulisGod
>PulisGod wont rape Tottenshit
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https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kang-so-yeong-s-nipple-ded26tu/answers/new.html
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>>78220461
yes danke! what is that?
and which match will you be watching today?
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>>78220461
hngggg that reminds me that I need to buy some of these again
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>>78220493
>what is that?
an amerikaner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie
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>>78220486
l-lewd
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>>78220461
Looks like semen on a crumpet
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>>78220461
hmmm that reminded me of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0TMAzQetVQ
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>>78220575
a citizen of the US of A is trying to tell me that he doesn't know what icing is?
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>>78220540
O_O ??
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Best non-Kuchen Gebäck coming through
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>>78220653
*blocks your path*
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>>78220653
no
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Please stop posting these delicious looking Backwaren.
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>>78220765
why
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They make me hungry and I'm at work, unable to enjoy any of them.
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>>78220653
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>>78220765
>>78220790
>t. götze
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would be a funny plot twist if Mario posted here desu
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>>78219538
>„Viele Leute sprechen über Strategie, Taktik und Position der Spieler. Es ist zu viel. Fußball ist einfacher“
Yes, just field 11 top players and they will win somehow. What a great coach!
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>>78220866
>hire the KO stage god
>lose the league
>go out in Ro16
>suddenly realise Lewandowski is the only good player on the team
damn, imagine being Ulrich right now
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>>78220364
its our team anyways
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>>78220890
Neuer and Lewandowski are whats keeping Bayern alive these days. Neuer is massively underrated.
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Does he have the loyalty required to leave Hoffenheim and play for Bayern? Does he have the Bayern-gene?
I personally think that he would fit perfectly character-wise.
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>>78221005
so what crimes did he commit? we don't take anyone.
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>>78221031
Perhaps he diddled the boys in the U-team locker rooms.
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Not gonna watch any of these "matches"
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redpill me on fc memmingen. im in munich from the 24-28th and they are the only team nearby playing. is it worth going to watch?
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>>78219560
watch basel get btfo by manchester united
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>>78220967
he should have won the ballon d'or, when was it, 3 years ago?
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>>78221005
At this point he's basically begging them on his knees to sign him. Let's see:
- Wore a red duffle coat at Bayern - Dortmund
- Watched Bayern's women's team a few seats behind HoneB
- Now this interview
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what /deutsch/ general on /int/ is awful
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>>78221420
>going on /int/
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>>78221275
not reallly. what about youth football?
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>>78221005
what a fag
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>>78220749
>Krapfen without Marillenmarmelade.
Fuck you, man!
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>>78221420
Let's be honest, /bundes/ is just as bad.
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I've got some Marillenmarmelade in my pantsu for u~~~
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^ shit like this is the reason why we get autosaged
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>>78221730
we get autosaged because the mod is Herman
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We get autosaged because a mod is literally a customer and hates the Buyern-bashing.
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>>78221420
It's like an edgier /bundes/ without the football. Those memelords spend all day regurgitating the same shitty memes. KC unironically has more serious discussion.
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I fucking hate Sebastian Hellmann.
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Why are Germans so good at soccer?
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>>78221941
>12 years old
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>The Danish women's national soccer team just went on strike
Are you women niggers? Please explain this, Denmark!
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>>78221971
my bet is Anderlecht wins 2:1
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>>78222036
The fallout would be ananastisch.
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>>78221941
>12 years old
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>>78221971
I'll watch though
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so now here's the deal:
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>Feierabend in two hours
Hopefully I'll be home in time to catch the last thirty minutes of today's matches.
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>>78221961
>>78222056
>he wasnt 170cm+ at the age of 12
You manlets never learn do you?
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>>78222056
LUU LUU LUU
LUKAAAS PODOLSKI
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>>78222058
i remember waking up early in australia to watch the footy
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>>78222114
you should just sneak out and make "teeheeheeee" noises in the process
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>>78222177
I don't think that will work.
Nice idea, though; thank you :)
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robot: anderlecht
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>>78222197
yeah its not going to work with that attitude
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>no Müller
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>>78222329
Good
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>morgen 1. 2. frei
hehe da kann ich länger pohfen und hab auch nach der 6. aus
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>Bayern is playing
huh
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>>78222458
> NO MÜLLER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. At least he get's the Ersatzbankprämie.
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>>78222458
>rafinha
>james
>martinez
captcha calle
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Anderlecht Anderlecht Bayern ia ia uh oh
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>>78222458
>Rafinha, Kimmich
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>>78222458
Should be an easy win for Anderlecht
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>>78222120
ahhh yes
sören at it again
will enjoy your damage control once they expose this nigglet fraud
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>>78222458
>couple of discount granaten and old men
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is the game on tv tonight or will I have to look for a stream?
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>>78222458
Guys are you prepared to witness the end of Robbery's careers tonight?
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is muller finished lads?
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>>78223025
It would appear so. Especially since noone is gonna buy him.
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>>78220749
APPROVES
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>>78222458
>it's another "Ancelotti leves Müller on the bench because he doesn't understand how to use him" episode
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>>78222997
Hamez and Tolisso aint cheap, goyim
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>>78221420
>>78221893
used to be somewhat good a few years ago
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Simulcast?
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>>78223286
nah i watch bayern
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i will make a salad in half time
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>SKY SOUND
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>that sky sound
lmao
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is there a buyern - anderlel thread or do I shitpost here?
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>>78223374
the world is your shitting street, Belgium.
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here we are
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>>78223286
>not watching the ultimate buyern collapse
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>>78223399
thank you
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>>78223374
post here
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>sky sound
they cant be serious
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LAMO
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here we go
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Please join my thread
PLEASE
>>78223484
>>78223484
>>78223484
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>sky sound
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why are they doing this
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I can see bayern winning this one if I'm honest
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rene weiler is sexy as fuck
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PEEEEEELANTYYYYYYYYYYY
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robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert
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that flop
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>weiler in charge of fielding a squad that makes sense
>playing a 10 as a CB
great job
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>>78223862
youre not allowed to touch strikers in the box
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>refball
Gotta love Bayern's Dusel.
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>robert
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welp the game is over, guess I'm watching United - Basil now
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>>78223935
beschissen worden???
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>Olympiacos already down 2
the bankrupt state of greece
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>>78224024
the match is rigged
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>>78223995
Lewy was "fouled" outside the box and they got a penalty.
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>>78224060
this is why we need VAR
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anyone got a stream for the bayern game? thx lads
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>>78224104
np bro
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>le dive inside the box man
Disgusting. I cant wait for that bald cheat to retire.
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>>78224152
he cucked your team in the CL final
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>first day of cl
>streamcomando down
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>cucked
Its not 2016 anymore senpai.
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>arjen
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rabiot cute
i'm really loving PSG
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Wow
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>>78224478
whats up senpai-kun
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>>78224152
>still being butthurt
keep searching
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JesuisDeschacht
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>>78224652
#JeSuisWeiler
having to coach such a shit squad, poor little mountain jew
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RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH RAKETENTISCH
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>buyern can only score via bullshit penalties
damn Uli, save some money for the KO rounds
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heh
the city of (You)
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1st time crosses are the best
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>>78226350
this and hello
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>>78226350
and also the hardest
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>>78226396
Yes hello
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>Tolisso bedient Kimmich auf der rechten Seite. Der Weltmeister gibt scharf an den langen Pfosten, wo Thiago mutterseelenallein auftaucht und somit keine Mühe hat, zum 2:0 zu vollenden.
>Der Weltmeister
lel wat
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>>78226530
he will be next year
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>>78226530
confed cup counts as a world cup
>lew
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>lew
>>78226586
hey kyouko
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>>78226643
I'm fake dumbers
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>>78223723
what the fuck is this?
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that cavani header tho
hnggggggggg
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>>78227152
ananastisch 4chan image search
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is that dumbers?
https://www.instagram.com/ananastisch/
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>>78227596
>90% are food posts
why do people do this?
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>>78227596
Numbers has a better taste in cakes
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>>78227785
attention whoring
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>tfw you remember when Kalkofe was funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsA3KOtwiI
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>Austria unironically said Bayern would not win
lmao dude!!
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he also said Dortmund would win the Supercup
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When will you play next?
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Hello
Didn't saw the games, but it seemed to be a rather dull 1st CL matchday.
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>>78220653
GOAT
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>>78228957
I didn't saw the games either :(
Can't wait to see my boys (Dortmund) btfo totnem 2mrw
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>Arsenal have warned travelling Cologne fans that they will be ejected from the Emirates if they're found in the home end - as they brace themselves for a mass invasion in north London.
>Cologne are back in European competition for the first time in 25 years and have been handed 3,000 tickets for Thursday's Europa League clash.
>The German side have sold out their section, but there are reports that up to 20,000 of the club's 100,000 members could make the journey.
>They have tried to shut down any chance of away fans acquiring tickets among the home support, having issued warnings over travelling without tickets. They also refused to make tickets available to anyone who has joined the club's membership scheme since last month's draw in Monaco.
>A message on the Arsenal website said: "Please note visiting supporters that purchase a ticket in the home end for this fixture are likely to be ejected from the stadium.
Why do Arsenal and the british police hate fun so much?
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Hello jimmypebbles pls accept my offer in comunio
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>>78229026
They couldn't beat a 10 men Freiburg side, so I wouldn't be to sure about the Tottn'am match
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>>78229072
>Be kiln fan
>Buy arsenal jersey
>Wear it in London and to the game
>Cheer for them on the inside
Congrats
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Did Hermann made a new account on comunio?
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I don't know but those transfers to nig are suspicious
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13918538
/
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>Feeling the need to start cheating in a game against some retards you share a thread with on a mongolian pay-per-view pornside
pathetic
I'm out
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>>78229389
You moran you can only pick one
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>>78229422
But Herman is in 1th place. He has no reason to cheat
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>>78229452
>But Herman is in 1th place. He has no reason to cheat
As I said, pathetic. He's selling his shit players to get more money.
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>>78229490
Oh fug. I will ban him if he no explain himself (if I can :DDD)
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Which also REALLY makes me think if Herman didn't knowed that other users could view transfers
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RIP in pieces Herman
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>>78229536
don't know
>>78229580
sad that it has to end like this :_:
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>>78229673
>tfw not autistic enough to cheat on comunio
I actually fined him and undid all the transfers. If he tries zis again then he will be b&.
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>>78229744
good
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>>78229776
Good job on noticing that senpai
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>>78230036
no problem
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>buyern struggling against 10 man anderlecht
wew how can one be so cucked? PSG is gonna rape them harder than a drunk russians their grandmothers
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>>78230993
Bayern will finish the group stages with 18 points and go on to win the championsl eagle
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>>78228102
Yeah, I remember.
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>>78209195
How was Marco Fabian?
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>>78228102
https://www.prosieben.de/tv/comedy-classics/videos/5-die-welt-der-astrologie-clip
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>>78229097
They were rather unlucky to not score tbf. Also Spuds are playing in Wembley where they always get btfo.
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>>78207696
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOMAS
PLEASE RETIRE
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I feel like /sp/ dies a bit more every day. I used to be able to spend most of my time on /sp/, now it's slow as fuck.
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when will guerreiro return?
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>>78222021
doesn't polst mean something like sausage?
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http://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/franck-ribery-reizklima-bei-bayern-muenchen-15196107.html
Er verließ den Platz nach 77 Minuten betont langsam, schritt vorbei an der Bank, ohne Carlo Ancelotti eines Blickes zu würdigen, zog sein Trikot aus und schleuderte es zornig in die Ecke. Jetzt ist es nichts Neues, dass Ribéry - wie auch sein Pendant auf der anderen, der linken Angriffsseite, Arjen Robben - Auswechslungen also persönliche Beleidigung empfindet und manchmal überzogen reagiert. Meistens sind die Wutreflexe eitler Spieler nur Randaspekte, aber der Auftritt oder besser Abgang von Ribéry beim 3:0-Sieg im ersten Gruppenspiel der Königsklasse könnte eine größere Bedeutung haben. Er ist auf jeden Fall ein weiterer Beweis für das gegenwärtige Reizklima beim deutschen Rekordmeister.
Das Spiel gegen Anderlecht hat nicht dafür gesorgt, dass sich Stimmung aufhellt. Die Bayern wirkten wie zuletzt phlegmatisch und ohne Esprit, selbst die frühe 1:0-Führung durch Robert Lewandowskis Foulelfmetertor (12. Minute) und der Platzverweis für Anderlechts Sven Kums wegen einer Notbremse, beflügelte die Münchner nicht. „Bei allem Respekt“, sagte Robben, „aber nach der Roten Karte musst du die aus der Arena schießen. Gegen einen stärkeren Gegner hätten wir Probleme bekommen.“
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>>78235859
eh who needs Ribery anyway. oh wait Bayern does.
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>>78235859
>you will tell your grandchildren about witnessing the implosion of FC Hollywood.
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>>78220798
based
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Tottenham will rape BxB harder than a bunch of syrians a white girl on new years eve
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ok Sören
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>>78235959
Please keep your fetish fantasies to your containment board.
Also, Tottenham was beaten 5-1 on aggregate last encounter.
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Mad shareholder already crying lmao
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>>78235978
>"MUH LAST ENCOUNTER"
LEL
How much of a cuck do you have to be to """"support"""" a club that's not even from your own country? Don't Aussies have some proper soccer clubs so they don't have to act like the german culture parasites they are?!
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>>78235987
You have to be 18 to post here newfriend.
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>>78236003
t. borderhopper from german canada
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Checkem
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Austrian shareholder has swayed me. I am not s bvb super fan
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>>78236140
Now a*
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>>78236003
>said the customer
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>Um die Branche seriöser zu machen, solle die Berater-Lizenz wieder eingeführt werden: „Jeder kann da einfach mitmischen. Das ist falsch.“ Vorbestrafte sollten die Lizenz gar nicht erst erhalten dürfen und bei Regelverstößen müsse sie entzogen werden.
looks like Kalle and Uli need a new plan B.
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Jurgen Klopp's brave Liverpool lads will smash Bayern Munchen in this years CL final and there is nothing you customers can do about it.
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/peinlich-pleite-gegen-klopp-52735140.html
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>>78235859
I'm enjoying this.
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>>78235297
He is injured until January and has yet to play a game in the new season.
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>>78235833
should be back around mid-october.
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Which game will be the best this week?
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>>78236312
Arsenal vs. EffZeh
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>>78235859
Bayern will get exposed this season
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>>78236312
Tottenham vs. Dortmund looks good on paper.
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>László Bénes (20) hat sich einen Mittelfußbruch zugezogen und wird Borussia Mönchengladbach laut Vereinsangaben „für drei Monate fehlen“.
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>>78236382
DDDD:
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>>78220575
I thought this was the point of capitalism.
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just saw lewandowski got angry because kimmich scored a goal, which a prick
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Schön zu sehen wie jetzt auch endlich die Stimmung hier kippt. Nichts mehr mit "aber bester Stürmer der Welt", "können froh sein ihn zu haben" oder "wer würde denn besser passen". Selten oder besser gesagt noch nie habe ich so eine Abneigung gegenüber einem eigenem Spieler verspürt (der Leistung bringt) als für diese Ich Ag.
Ein paar Spiele auf der Tribüne und dann weg mit ihm im Winter. Das gleiche gilt übrigens auch für Ribery. So sehr ich ihn eigentlich verehre, so unfassbar geärgert habe ich mich gestern über ihn. Was denken sich diese Kerle eigentlich?
Da wiegt der Abgang von Lahm und Alonso wohl doch schwerwiegender als gedacht. Scheint keiner da zu sein der innerhalb der Mannschaft die Kollegen Müller, Lewy, Ribery und co. mal maßregelt.
Vielleicht der ultraharte Brazzo, der gestern mit Panik und Angst in den Augen zu Ribery gegangen ist, um dann eine Ansage zu bekommen und dann wegzuschleichen tongue. Carlo zählt wohl auch als vogelwild. Das Spiel gestern zeigte überdeutlich was in der Truppe los ist. Irgendwer sollte jetzt was unternehmen.
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>>78220724
*hides boner*
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>>78236413
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>>78221005
*teleports behind ancelotti*
"the future is now old man"
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>>78236417
Is there a webm of this?
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>>78236425
>tm. meltdown postings
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>>78236425
Ich würde mir wünschen wir hätten bei uns auch nur einne einzigen Spiler im Kader der so viel Feuer hat wie FR.
Ich wäre über eine solche Aktion eines Spielers von uns sehr erfreut.
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>>78236417
Er hat dem Polen die 100k Torprämie weggeschnappt.
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Kid = RazorHoeneB
Soggy pitch = this season
Ball = trophies
Aubameyang = /bundes/
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*throws kit at you*
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>>78236537
#respect #notallmuslims
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>>78236509
poor kiddo :(
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Die Zeitung schreibt jetzt: Laut Geburtsurkunde aus Kamerun alles richtig! Doch die körperlichen Ausmaße passen einfach nicht dazu. Und jetzt kommt über Moukokos Freundin raus: Sie ist schon 18, spielt bei St. Pauli in der U21- Frauenmannschaft! Wie reagiert der BVB auf die Zweifel? Gern würde der Klub eine unabhängige Alters-Prüfung machen. Doch das lehnt Moukokos Vater (66) angeblich ab.
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E-everything is fine guys I-I swear.
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>>78236582
>>78236436
but also >>78236563
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>>78236586
>>78236509
See >>78231387
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>>78236417
i wouldnt say he was angry but he wasnt happy either; atmosphere in bayern is shitty these days
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>>78236509
damn, I feel bad for him. I bet this fat bloke got bullied in school before millions of people saw this.
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>>78236586
was just about to post this
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>>78236681
>millions of people
It's still the women's euros, who gives a fuck?
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Imagine being Lewandowski, going to Buyern in 2013 when they just won the triple, Pep is coming etc he probably thought he'd win at least 2 CLs, then 4 years later he's still playing with Ribery and Robben's old asses and Uli keeps buying shitters from Hoffenheim to replace their golden youth generation. Lewandowski wanted to be the Polish Ronaldo and win he Balloon Door. This guy has fucked up by signing that contract, Buyern will fuck his shit up.
He could've had all of this (minus the worthless league titles) and become a beloved icon next to his friend Reus, but alas.
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>>78236681
It's a girl.
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>>78236738
couldn't happen to a nicer person
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>>78236738
>imagine being Lewandowski, reach the CL final with BVB, play like shit, get elbowed in the face by Ribery
>meet with Uli after the game and sign a 2 year pre contract
>fuck over BVB like a champ
>3 years later
>the only CL final he has played in was with BVB
Like pottery
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>>78236582
yeah no, this shit is probably already on the radar of rauball and watzke and it wont fly much longer. its too risky getting BTFO by fifa for lying about his age.
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>>78236738
This, Ribery and Robben should have been kicked out after the 2013 UCL final.
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>>78236738
But in some way he already is the Polish Ronaldo, like being pissed off when a teammate scores (Kimmich)
>>78236951
Sadly they are still Bayern's best players though
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>>78236995
>Sadly they are still Bayern's best players though
Neuer and Lewandowski are Bayern's best players.
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>>78237005
"No".
Neuer is a goalie so you can't really compare them. And Lewandowski is a tap in babbie with a rather bad conversion rate, even Mandzukic was better desu.
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isn't age of consent 13?
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>>78237033
>Neuer is a goalie so you can't really compare them.
Neuer carries Bayern in games like against Real Madrid. If not for Neuer it would have been 1-4 the first leg and 2-6 the second leg.
>And Lewandowski is a tap in babbie with a rather bad conversion rate, even Mandzukic was better desu.
As much as I dislike Lewy as a person, hes arguably one of the best strikers in the world.
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>>78237034
Not sure, but I think it's 14.
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>>78237056
isn't Makako's girlfriend a sex offender then?
>tfw no sex offender gf
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>>78237070
not sure desu
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MÜLLER MUSS ENDLICH SPIELEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>78236051
>"a-aber er hat angefangen!"
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>der kleine Fronck möchte von der Allianz Arena abgeholt werden
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https://soundcloud.com/fussballmml/e06-s1718
NEW EPISODE
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>>78236509
Finally. Hello Kyouko!
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>>78237048
>>78237005
>>78236778
>>78236586
why are austrians so obsessed with buyern?
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>>78229319
probably
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>>78236582
>cheatmund
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>>78237207
I'm not Kyouko
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is Guerreiro still dead?
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what is it with the Süle poster in every thread?
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>>78237516
its Schwule
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>>78237508
read >>78236295
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>>78237516
this
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Leon Goretzka is the goat
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>>78237543
would be fun to see a german messi emerge from the bayern campus
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>>78236417
maybe he should focus more on scoring goals other than benuldis then. had numerous chances in the last few games and managed to totally butcher the majority of it
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>>78237508
who?
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>>78237548
not going to happen
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>>78237576
okay
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>>78237195
Thanks, I didn't know this yet. Sounds like a typical /bundes/ threada.
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>Buyern meltdown
>BxB choke
Feels good mane
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>>78237548
pretty sure Marin is not from bayern
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>>78237548
The German Messi came from the BVB campus.
>>78237543
>be "goat"
>be stuck in midtable irrelevancy
Hell get exposed next year in the WC and or at Bayern.
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>bvb sören back again
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I'm the biggest Sören there is
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>supporting a """big"""" team
Who Hannover96 here?
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#echteLiebe
desu
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I cant wait for the bantz with the Yids in the official match thread.
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I can"t wait for your tears lmao
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>>78237604
Hangover 69 here
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>>78237516
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>>78237633
same desu schmesu
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>>78237638
yes will be epic, epic for the win!
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>>78237639
>>78237675
My fansboys are always so salty.
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>>78237638
heheheh will u like
loool
post some so called "maymay"s?
PFAHAHAHHA will be sooo lulzy omfg
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>>78236672
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I want sex
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>>78237831
read >>78237698
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>>78237857
I have sex with my hand
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http://buzz.eurosport.de/trends/youssoufa-moukoko-erst-12-u17-spieler-von-borussia-dortmund-in-debatte-um-alterstest-28504/
So BILD claims the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""12 year old""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" prodigy has an 18 year old gf.
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>>78237868
read >>78237639
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>>78237831
I want sex with a cute female lurker on /bundes/
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want gf with nice ass
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>>78237880
I am a cute female lurker and I am all naked right now and waiting for you to fuck me~!
(but only if you vote CDU)
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>>78237888
Posting here makes you not a lurker anymore
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>>78237888
nice try Sören
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t. mad Afd Shareholder
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before things get out of hand again, here's a friendly reminder
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>>78237981
traps are gay though
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>>78238034
feminine penises are not though
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Berlin is a nice city
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>>78238054
careful
>>
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>>78237981
fuck off shill
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>this buttmad Austrian
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Gebäck-posting was the highlight of this thread.
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>tfw the job I recently started isnt what I was hoping for
>already debating on quitting and either trying another new one or go back to the old one I had before
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Third option: kill yourself
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>>78238225
just become a NEET
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>being a wagie
LMAOOOOOO
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>>78238251
full time NEET isnt for me. already was for a couple of times and I just became a depressed and lethargic piece of shit. best time for me was working parttime and strictly late shifts
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>>78238367
>Ribery
#respect
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>>78238367
Why don't Ribery have a Weissbier? Is he an Islamic Terrorist? Does he work for ISIS? Did he call his son "sword of islam"?
I guess not. Everybody in Bavaria seems to love him.
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Childhood is hoping for Dortmund to become the savior of the Bundesliga.
Adulthood is realizing that FC Bayern München is the necessary evil that the Bundesliga needs but doesn't deserve.
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>>78237207
Gay namefag shit pls go
>>78238225
Which job?
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>>78238495
Lewandowski: Ich weiß, dass das jetzt nicht jedem gefallen wird, aber die Bundesliga braucht mehr Mannschaften wie RB Leipzig. Starke Teams zwingen uns, noch mehr zu investieren. Die Bundesliga darf nicht von einer Mannschaft dominiert werden, selbst ein Zweikampf an der Spitze ist zu wenig. Wir brauchen vier, fünf Mannschaften, die permanent auf Spitzenniveau spielen. Dieser Konkurrenzkampf würde auch uns beim FC Bayern helfen, bis zum Schluss der Saison die Konzentration auf dem höchsten Punkt halten zu können. Und eine starke Liga würde auch die Vermarktung ankurbeln.
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>>78238502
part-time janitor :/
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>>78238523
Glean da berro gaga :DDDDDDDDD
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>>78238518
He's right.
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>>78238047
sören pls
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>>78238367
God, this shit is so retarded...
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>>78238518
uhm excuse meeee?!
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>>78238566
Dead meme
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>>78238545
noo i get no monies for job :DD
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>>78238576
it will live again. next summer.
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>>78238502
mobile home care service. especially the working hours are pretty shit. often from 6am to noon and then again from 5pm to 9 or 10 and also almost every weekend. wasnt what they told me in the beginning but a lot of the people working there told me thats the usual way it goes. also quite some people quitting or thinking about it
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Which other 4chan boards do you have open in at least one tab right now (jezt)
Me in the gif btw
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>>78238598
Yeah those hours sound about as bad as it could possibly get... Hopefully the pay is good
My advice: don't quit unless and until you have a new job lined up
>>
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>>78207696
>>78207696
>Thomas Müller Edition.
>Which club will take him in?
SE QUEDA! REEEEEEE
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>>78238649
It was kc tier and it was on bundes
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>>78238649
this buttmad Hangover customer
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>>78238641
yeah already applied for another job and hope I'll hear from them soon.
otherwise I could also go back to my warehouse job since I left in good terms, so they'd probably take me back immidiately
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>>78238667
Considering how shit he is, I'm going to say Union Berlin
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>>78238704
Good luck my friend.
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water: public
sea lions: bayern
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>>78238791
Not feeling it tßh
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>>78238681
>penkoposting
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>>78238791
>you might be comfy but you will never be sea-lion-comfy
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>>78238791
>>78238894
Das sind Wasserschweine ihr dummen Honks
>>78238889
Schlechtester Poster hier, verzieh dich
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ugh
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>>78238894
:'(
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>>78238889
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>>78236295
thanks
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>>78238999
welp, checked
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>>78238949
Is "honks" a good insult to use? Might build it into meine Vokabel
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>>78239148
it's a solid 7
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>>78238889
Delete this
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Why is /bundes/ consistently the best thread on /sp/ (besides perro caca of course)?
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>>78239163
Fuck off Pencuck poster!
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>>78239191
M1000 /10is/ threads best threads tßh
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>>78239200
Stop using exclamation points
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>>78239209
Not autistic enough
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>>78239191
how do you like the gif in >>78238791 ?
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>>78239279
9/10.
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>„Das war keine Bewerbung von mir und hatte null aktuellen Bezug“, erklärte Nagelsmann weiter. Er habe Bayern-Trainer Carlo Ancelotti eine SMS geschrieben, „falls er nur die Überschriften liest. Das ist aus der Welt und abgehakt.“ Er habe höchsten Respekt vor dem Italiener: „Er hat mehr Titel gewonnen, als ich Unterhosen oder Poloshirts im Schrank habe“, so Nagelsmann weiter.
way to ruin an image
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>>78239191
its kc /int/ and reddit: the thread
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>>78239232
*oink oink oink*
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Time for working out
>>78239349
Stop
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>>78238367
last sip before the sack Carlo!
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>>78239382
you first
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Ready to support Tottenham tonight.
Imagine Eriksen and Delaney in the same midfield next season!
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>>78239603
cant wait!
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Spurs: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Eriksen, Son, Kane.
BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Toprak, Toljan, Dahoud, Sahin, Pulisic, Götze, Yarmolenko, Aubameyang
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>>78239819
w e w
e
w
Tottenham gonna DESTROY >that xi
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>>78239819
>0 Germans
sad!
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>>78239928
uhm excuse meee?
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>>78239994
Kagawa is playing instead, Denmark got it wrong as usual
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>>78240011
oh wow.
>>78239819
I am not angry Denmark. Just disappointed.
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>>78240011
>Kagawa is playing instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olSH_x0mAL0
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>>78239928
>Ronny counting Biodeutsche only
Ugh
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Sorry. I copied from a reputable source and take no responsibility.
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>12°C, raining hard, windy as fuck
>flat slowly cooling down to <18 °C
Fuck yeah summer is for faggots
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>>78240319
no
*unsubscribes*
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>>78240352
>mfw
>>78240319
Maybe your life would change for the better if you started taking responsibility for your actions.
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Did the ZDF copy a Nazi song for their Sylt thriller teaser?
Captcha: jever calle
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>>78240282
Fuck off sören go and fap to traps.
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>>78240627
just ignore him
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Hello I am back now
>Tfw it's German week at Aldi and I'm gonna buy sooooooooooooooo much spätzle and soups
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lmao JUST
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Dirtmund
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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
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SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
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Are kloppo and Tuchel literally polar opposites personality wise?
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Wew
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>le cut inside and score a blooter man
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GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO
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DEMBE-WHO?
JUST GIVE THIS MAN THE BALLON D'OR ALREADY
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RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA RONALDO SAMAAAAAAAAAA
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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
>bvb """""""""""defending"""""""""""
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Wow Bùrki is sooooo bad
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FFS SUB BÜRKI NOW
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Firmiyes
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Hello. If anyone is still interested I'm going to post the ZEIT MAgazin Tuchel story tomorrow (8 pages of text).
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baserade foppa
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TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS TIELEMANS
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>>78242238
yes, thanks
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>>78241304
Hard to say. But Kloppo seems to be more outgoing than Tuchel.
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https://youtu.be/xoUY_0-w9hQ
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lel
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KULT-KLOPPO
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>the state of german footy
KEKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>78242390
thanks for the song
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kra*t "fpptball"
LMAO
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FirmiNO
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where is everyone?
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>wrong offside decison
where is VAR?????
Rääääääääääää
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I don't like Dortmunds jersey desu.
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Kane doubters BTFO
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>shitmund
>Bürki
>Pisscheck
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another episode of dortmund getting game deciding decisions against them.
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even Neverkusen beat Spurs
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Not even taking this match into consideration, but the fact that Pisczek is still Dortmunds first choice RB is worrying and you get the feeling that former glory is more important than actual quality.
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>>78243926
dortmund isn't bad but they play too offensive while equal enemies just defend and counter.
also importand ref decisions are usually against them.
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>>78243863
>deciding decisions
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The fix is in
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Austrian shareholder on pooicide watch
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>>78244030
he experienced /beschissen worden/
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I don't think a German team can win with an Italian ref except if the other team is also German
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>>78243895
really fires up my neurons.
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>>78244019
>>78244072
stop crying bitch ass nigga
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>>78244122
quiet
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>>78244122
Lionel please
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Bosz sacking in February incoming.
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How do I get a gf?
t. I don't have
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>>78244072
Germany won the WC with a Italian ref
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>>78244170
tuchel back when?
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>>78244184
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>>78244210
Not when Watzke is in charge.
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>>78244184
1. stop browsing 4chan
2. spend that time socialising with people in real life
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>yfw drama at buyern and bvb in the following weeks
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>>78244272
I did the first part ez enough b4
2nd part is not so ez
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>>78207696
come to Benfica
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Given how Dortmund defends, you get the feeling that the players think that this is a training session.
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>>78244287
can't wait
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>getting counter attacked every time
JUST
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>>78244292
just be yourself
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>get 150 million for Dembele
>spend 200 Million on Götze, Röde, Schürrle and about twenty 17 year old wingers
>Piszcek still first choice fullback
>Bürki still first choice goalkeeper
JUST
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>anime
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>starting eleven Dortmund: 0 danes
>starting eleven Tottn'am: 1 dane
No suprise that totttnm are dominating.
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do you think dortmund can win against apoel?
>>78244524
they should focus on having at least 1 german in their lineup before thinking about danes
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>>78244475
If you want more animu to be posted you just could've asked.
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>>78244524
Considering all Danes support Donald Trump's I agree
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>63% poss
>can't score against spuds
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bvb is yet another hurricane victim
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Who will replace Bosz?
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>>78244649
Tuchel
Time is a flat circle
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>>78244649
Tuchel
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>>78244678
>>78244684
I wish ... I really do
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>>78244649
Gallardo
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>>78244626
I wonder if they're is any coach available who teaches state of the art attacking minded possession play.
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>>78244524
Hopefully JBL is back from injury soon.
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>>78244752
fingers crossed
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TUCHEL SAMA PLLZZ COME BACK
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ITT: "Villains" who did nothing wrong
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>>78244734
*there
stupid brane
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>>78244752
>>78242238
still intersted?
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How many of you are still in gymnasium?
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aua aua mein gesicht
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>>78244941
Yes you should do it, but I probably won't read it. It's too exhausting for me to read longer stuff in German.
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no one I guess
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nah I disrespect you for buying a ZEIT product
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>shitstro
>>78245027
okay
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>the state of bvb's defense
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>mad Kloppo
he sounds like Daum lel
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LMAO KLOPP CHIMPOUT
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>>78245056
Zeit can be pretty hit and miss, but the same is true for every newspaper outlet. If I go for first impression though, I wouldn't recommend buying the ZEIT MAGAZIN because it feels like it contains of +50% percent advertisments.
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so what happened at leipzig?
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>>78244574
>yfw bindehautentzündung
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>>78245067
I will make an effort.
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>>78245238
Oh and even the Tuchel article is full of advertisments as it shows pictures of him in New York with subtexts like "Thomas Tuchel is wearing Dolche&Gabbana coat XYZ"
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>>78245679
Your choice. Don't feel pressured into things you feel you don't have the time/energy for.
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>>78245877
remember when he had that one good game a month ago
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if only tuchel were alive..
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>>78240835
Selah is an underrated qt desu.
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>>78245910
those where the days.
But seriously, he's only 18.
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>>78245991
D':
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>>78245811
Reading some German will do me good.
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>>78246180
okay
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Hahahaha hello
hahahahahallo
hahahaha
>Dortmund
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>>
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>>78247461
hello
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>>78247461
Hey
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test
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>Dirtmund loses deservedly
>Austrian shareholder is conspicuously absent
Hmmmmmmm
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>>78247620
He committed soduku
F
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>tfw to poor to do anything on comunio
now it's just sit and wait
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>already 50 posts over the bump limit
didn't even realised it
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>>78248041
>create sockpuppet account
>sell your shit players to it
??????????
>profit!
nice fox btw
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>>78248086
>didn't even realised it
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>>78248086
here btw
>>78248136
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>>78248086
ynr when /bundes/ hit 1000
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>>78248087
Every player in my squad has its purpose and they are very dear to me. Even the shit ones, as long as they are going to increase their value over the next 1-2 months
>create sockpuppet account
>sell your shit players to it
I don't want to lower myself to Hermanns level desu
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>>78248087
tittän desu
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>>78248152
>>56860190
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>>78248103
sorry, I'm at my 4th beer
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>>78248194
you're yungestbae right?
>>78248235
curvyberlin breddy gud
>>78248264
>on a wednesday
u neet?
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>>78248246
now that I checked the thread on the archive, I think that there is a good chance that I was on that, but I can't really remember it.
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>>78248285
>you're yungestbae right?
who knows...
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>>78248350
i do
t. knower
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>>78248285
>curvyberlin breddy gud
It's such a cock tease desu. Some of the women on there are quite hot and you want them to unleash their tiddys, but no, it's non nude only >:(
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>>78248405
arent most of them models whom you can find nudes of on other sites?
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>>78248375
pls no dox DD--:
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>>78248445
they do?
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>>78248466
*haxx into you're mainframe*
*sells you're information to russian hackers*
pshhhh nuthin personnel kiddo
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>>78248488
*have
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>>78248488
i don't know
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I'm screwed. :(
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>>78248555
czech'd
also do you have work tomorrow? if not, won't this be the first full cologne game you've seen in a while?
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>>78248632
yes
no
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>>78248648
whens the last time you went to a match?
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>>78248690
about a year ago.
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>>78248825
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