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I don't mind who wins desu

Good post right here

>>78092585
Shit OP besides image, desu

Make a real thread

>Federreddits disappeared now that their """""GOAT""""" is a set behind

>>78092585
>>78092609
>>78092615
>>78092618
>>78092622

all bad posts so far

>>78092632
good post

why aren't there good english players besides murray?

>>78092629
kc king

BECAUSE THE OP COULDN'T GET THE COCKS OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR LONGER THAN 3 SECONDS


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Based jew Yorker op dfw man
>>78092632
This

federer gives you $50,000 to be his male escort for a weekend in new york city - no part of your body is off limits to him

do you accept?

>>78092663
I would pay for that

>>78092663
no

shit op

>>78092651
wow v imformative post i click every link ty 4 ur contribution

>>78092663
mmm 50k is a lot of money to me and I love new york

I'm in

>>78092647
too much incest goes on there

>>78092663
What u r gay?

>>78092663
Yes.
Quick question tho: Why do you but three zeroes after the decimal point?

>>78092680
You have to go back (to Casey)

Its the beginning of the end potro

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Can anyone try spotting this, uh, Argentinian in the crowd?

The end del Potro

>>78092663
does this extend to include mirka having full access to wallow on top of me?

>>78092647
Murray is not doing well lately so he's just scottish now.

Did anyone see Fed grab his shoulder there? That didn't look good

>>78092585
remember, no Rochas
>>78092609
me neither :)
I like them both

more like del blown the fuck out lmao

>>78092663
but he isn't gay

>>78092722
t. jealous chicano

>>78092724
Why does he have a beard then?

>>78092720
Dont jinx it fucker

Game is ending 3-1

>>78092722
ahahahahaha

This match is a meme. Del Potro just dies when a ball lands next to his feet.

is this a real match or will federer walk it from here on?

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>stat comparaison with women tennis

Nadal reminds me of Michael Jackson a bit, I bet he has weird sexual proclivities.

>>78092651
Thanks. The OP is a fucking retard.

>that short ballgirl behind delpo

What a qt3.14

>>78092764
which link was ur favourite

GOAT

>>78092742
It was clear as day Delpo lost that set. No need to for him to put that much effort anymore. BUSINESS BAINSIZZA

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>>78092698
>german humour

>Del Potro going another 2 sets after that 5-setter against Thiem
I aren't think that

>>78092748
That's hilarious. Did you get a cap?

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>>78092763
would pay good money to see xisca getting absolutely demolished, shes so hot

#pussycrusher #vamosrafa

del farto lol

>>78092788
commentators said something about hingis and pushing up like rog or something idr
>commentators

>>78092799
Could she even look more Spanish if she tried?

>>78092774
love that lil short stack, been eyeing her for awhile


quick /sp/ lets track her down and make her our ballfu heh...

>>78092806
del pootro

>camera goes to the crowd
>half the people are checking their phones
why do americans buy tickets to check their social media?

>>78092806
>>78092722
loool

>>78092822
booo

>>78092799
Pathetic cuck

>>78092819
pics?

>send parcel to asia
>pay extra for tracking
>parcel left Germany 9 days ago
>no further updates
this tracking feature is real nice dude

>>78092816
Yeah, you could probably get her to look more financially destitute

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>tfw if I don't play well tomorrow I will never make friends or have anyone to play tennis with for the rest of my college career
I'm so nervous lads

>>78092840
Don't be silly, it'll be fine.

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>>78092834
wish theyd give us a closeup

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If this goes to 5 does Roidal win the whole thing?

>>78092722
lmao it doesn't even make sense

Federer already distributing his post match signed balls

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>>78092721
>no rocha

>>78092825
New Yorkers are obsessed with status, they just go so they can tell people they did

>>78092840
I didn't have any friends at college, and I turned out great!
Seriously though, you'll want to do well. It sucked.

>>78092866
woundlt mind if hed signed my calls post match

>>78092691
>born to late to witness the collapse of the Spanish empire
>born too early to witness the rise of the Finno-Asiatic hegemony

>born just in time to witness the decline and collapse of the decadent American imperialist pigs :)

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"wish i had a bf who liked to have sex with me from behind :("

>>78092840
honestly you will probably make more friends looking like an average rec player than if you go out there all tryhard mode and wipe everyone off the court

>>78092862
Anderson is the favourite regardless

>>78092861
She got a close-up standing behind delpo when the set ended

Which is the sport that attracts the highest-IQ spectators, and why is it tennis?

>>78092861
It looks like someone placed a tiny figurine on the court.

>>78092891
incredibly HQ post/file

>>78092840
nothings set in stone, you can always change peoples minds. especially if you let satan into your heart and realize that you can simply manipulate them into liking you. humans are so easy to deceive...

>>78092903
smart people don't watch sports

>>78092861
Literal pedophile scum

Off yourself

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so, i'm back from the us open visit
I would like to describe the crowd with this pic

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>>78092903
>implying

>>78092903
Name one stupid person that follows f1.

©©©© FRESH MEME INCOMING ©©©©©
Just Martín del perro caca

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>>78092748
why not

>100% break point conversion

fuck me

>>78092925
you lmfao

DAMN mirka with that rare kermit rolex

>>78092927
C-, see me after class

NICE SERVE LMAO

>>78092925
Your mother

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Ehom

well fuck

>everyone is ignorant of del pecho
maybe the general was a mistake

federer looks like he was blind

>Federror
Get it together you balding idiot

>>78092930
would like to see her do a 76mph return when guys are throwing her 120 mile an hour serves

>>78092921
I've only been to nyc once but smelly indians were the plurality if not the majority that I saw

>>78092927
nah, way too try hard, 1/10

>inb4 the doctor comes in and gives federer some roids

No way Federer would beat Nadal with this backhand. It's nothing compared to the backhand he had earlier this year.

>>78092930
Murray is such a limp wristed cuck.

>>78092961
you didn't watch last game? last year he broke the pechofrio curse after defeating cilic in the davis cup final

Federror is back ladies and gentlemen

>federror

What is Argentina known for?

this is a classic "cuck or be cucked" match

a highly dangerous game with a high margin for error

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god dammit

>>78093009
being white and good at all sports

>>78092974
t Juan martín del perro cacas gf

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D-Del Goatro??

>>78093009
Being humble

>>78092993
im referring to everyone trying to come up with delpo choking memes when there already exists such a good one. is del pecho officially retired?

Transgender tennis player when?

>>78093009
they have good steaks and good wine and a lot of good dribblers in soccer

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qt

>>78092925
>I'm gonna cheer for this car company
>Im gonna put time and energy and money into cheering for a car company :)

all of them except the Finnish bandwagoners

>>78093018
You could have at least said one thing that was true

>>78093009
stealing chilean clay

>>78093009
Strangely, Nazis and Jews
Also me Spanish professor

>>78093009
pampas y pompis

>>78092971
I have no idea where you visited. We do have a lot of smelly Asians, but it's mostly the Chinese.

Federer is playing like he's 4 years younger.

Is Federer meming like the Youzhny or Tiafoe match again? Jesus.

>>78093039
can't tell if puerto rican or italian

>>78093039
Me on the left

>>78093053
smol flag

smol squr flag

Stop shanking things.

>>78092878
post more rochas

del po at 91% first serve this set

O_O

wake the fuck up Roger

>>78092707
SRY ALL I SEE IS WHITES

holy shit she's barely a foot taller than the net
>tfw no loli ballgirl daughter

>shit attack by roger

>>78092513
Is that the muslim honor killing thing?

>>78092521
7 months of no electricity, kept myself busy by going to the gym, reading books and mostly going outside

>>78093115
She takes so long to go across the court with those little legs

>>78093115
Go to jail already you sex offender

>>78092707
I kek'd when saw it live

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RIP Roger

>>78093136
Who said anything about sex? I just want to provide a college education and healthcare

>>78093129
>7 months of no electricity,
backstory?

federror

>>78093144
>a college education and healthcare
in civilised countries those are free

>>78093145
He is of African origin

>grueling 5 set match
>nadal guaranteed to win the title
fuck this piece of shit tournament

>>78093153
did u read about it in a book or something?

JUST

FEDEREDDITORS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>b-but muh back

Press F to tip your fedora

>>78093145
bills, electric company mishaps
wish tesla gave us independant electricity
>inb4 solar panels

>>78093153
what kind of liberal conspiracy is this? all money must go to bombs and planes

>>78093136
She's clearly not too young, just a shortstack

>>78093039

>>78093158
no, I happen to live in a civilised country where both of these are free

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>>78093129
>No electricity
Why?

>>78093153
Nothing is free Don Juan Julio Sanchez

>>78093171
dude federeddit lmao

>>78093180
*checks flag*
thinking emoji

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>>78093180
>civilised country

>>78093139
what a gay shirt

gayer than having a picture of gay guys on a shirt

>>78093189
dude losing bandwagoner btfo

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>>78093153
BUT THEIR QUALITY IS SHIT

USA = BEST DOCTORS
USA = BEST UNIVERSITIES

JUST PAY FOR IT :^)

>>78093180
And how many times have you been bailed out because of it?

>>78093180
Just because they are free doesn't mean they are good though

>>78093150
during this whole tournament he has been shaky, in the 1st round he had 55 or 56 unforced errors

Why don't more people use baby wipes for toilet paper?

I feel like dry toilet paper isn't cutting the mustard anymore.

switzerland on suicide watch

>>78093172
----F~

*zipidy doo da*

*flips fedora around with a lot of skill and pazaaz*

>>78093196
>not owning gay shirts
>laughinggays.jpg

>balderer

Fed is finished he's just charing the net all the time now.

Thinks his Mischa zverev

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share your dfws

>>78093211
Considerably more expensive

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>>78093085

>>78093211
just get a bidet you thick cunt

>mcenroe already giving excuses
He's washed up and should just retire

>>78093172
F
*tips 120 dollar RF cap*

>>78093196
It's not real moron

>>78093211
bidet is better

>>78093211
You gotta use both dawg. Wipe that shit with tp til you're clear then use a baby wipe then tp again
>Inb4 argue bidet spergout

>>78093236
Well we can't all live in fancy pants argentina like you do.

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>>78093235
ME CAGO EN DIOS, QUE CHICA MAS BONITA

>>78093211
I literally steal the giant rolls of tp from my uni bathroom what makes you think I can afford wet wipes?

PLAY ON THE FUCKING BACKHAND

>>78093250
this. although I would use a bidet if tp/baby wipers aren't available

>tfw hemorrhoids made a comeback today

Both these guys are going to get rekt by bum picker

>tfw you're just looking up from your computer to the tv because someone is serving and you hope its an ace because you thought it's federer serving but it turns out its delpo and then he hits an ace and you feel guilty
anyone know that feel?

>>78093260
sorry, I forgot not everyone is as developed as us

Only fags who like things squirting in their bum use bidets

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>>78093229

>>78093262
>

>>78093281
it feels nice dog

>>78093281
It's not gay if nothing goes inside and it does feel good.

>>78093281
OBJECTIVELY TRUE

>american crowds will actually cheer for del poo but not tiafoe
Why so ray ciss?

>>78093281
t. dirty stinky white "person"

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>>78093281
>t. amerishart

>tfw hoping for delpo errors so shortstack can go pick up the ball on his side of the court

DOUBLE FAULTING ON A BREAK POINT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT

>lel potro

please rate my post

>another break by double fault

Nice WTA match guys

>DF
>DF
>DF
>DF

Can these losers stop DFing on break point.

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shiet

>Del Choke

>>78093294
is it gay if only your fingers go inside?

DEL POTRO SHOOK

>cheering a fault
>cheering a double fault

>>78092707
Why are there so many indians?

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>MORTY DEL KEKO

>>78093314
only gay if you pull out to the tip and push back in

>>78093306
10/10 FEDGOAT INCOMING

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YES

WTA-tier match from these old men

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>>78093281

>>78093243
>>78093196
so this is the power of the American "discourse"
>>78093281
when I was in the army on woods days I would not shit for two three days, then dig a pit and shit in it

it was often quite satisfying shits

what is your best shitting story?

>>78093306
nice

>del poo already chimping out at the umpire
it's ogre

>crowd goes wild for a double fault
Jew Yorkers don't deserve a slam

>>78093322
filming season 3 of master of none

>>78093306
fuckin' love it

crisp meme

>>78093332
>both have more winners than UE
Nah, not even close

>>78093300
>Not rating a cheeky shart
3rd world confirmed

Why is el Poltron complaining?

Why don't they issue muzzles to the crowd when they buy their tickets?

>>78093321
You would refuse to cheer for getting a break if it happened on a double fault? What if you won the championship on a double fault?

>>78093352
because it's our national sport

>>78093352
crowd noise

>>78093333
kek

my gf always used to ask me if i washed my asshole properly in the shower, i guess she didn't believe me

>>78093331
Foxposter pls go

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>>78093333
quads 4 truth

>smell cucktro

Where do Brazilian boys from /sp/ watch their tennis?

ESPN or SporTV?

>>78093368
Thanks, French commentators were speaking over it so I couldn't hear what he said and neither could they —now they're trying to figure out as well.

Why is potro choking?

Del potro ''''meds'''' are wearing off

>>78093335
Commiefinn pls stop trying so hard you assburger

What are the odds of federer losing 3 games in a row followed by winning 3 games in a row... crazy match

>>78093365
so that explains Mollo's rant?

>>78093362
You don't cheer for that. You respectfully applaud.

>>78093306
http://niceme.me/

>>78093399
LOST HIS MALVINAS

Del Homo
Del Pootro
Del Negro
Del Cuntro
Del Bumtro
Del Choketro
Del Mofo
Del Drumpftro
Del Gastro Bypasstro

>>78093386
I don't have ESPN currently so SporTV is my only option.

>>78093404
who?

>le first serve into the net man
haha YES xd

>he's sick it must be his back
>he looks fresh now
I hate McEnshit so much

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHITTY VOLLEY REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78093415
Del GOATro

Do they have Nandos in other countries?

>>78093415
too much lad

>>78093333
>>78093281
sometimes i feel really gay when im washing my ass in the shower. the water pressure feels like an aqua-cock hitting my asshole.


but its totally worth it. its strictly for business and not pleasure.

>>78093429
Yee they have one near my jerb

>>78093421
he's such a cocksucker its insane, goddamn.

>>78093429
Only in commonwealth countries

>>78093399
He's not as sick as he was a couple days ago, so choking will give him the medical emergency his body needs to get a performance boost.

>Federer literally slurping semen
Guys, I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me

>>78093421
He used to like John as a commentator, but he's so wishy-washy, I've learned to hate him. Any time Federer or Nadal or Djokovic are playing great, they're the best he's ever seen.

>>78093429
Nope

>>78093450
more like commonpoverty

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>>78093229

>>78093435
(MY MFW ME ON THE EXTREME RIGHT)

>>78093459
nice

>del potro blowing his nose into his towel
absolutely disgusting

>lel Potro yawning
lel

what are these ear dildoes these pipo are putting in their ears

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Hop in Anon, we're off to the trophy presentation

>>78093418
divegrass
https://youtu.be/nQfEofxLtdE

>muh back

>play Federer
>choke

ARGENTINA BTFO

WHITE PEOPLE BTFO

>>78093477
he gets a fresh one literally whenever he wants. you want him to run down to morton williams and get a box of kleenex?

Why do they keep showing that guy with the earpiece in the stands? Is he a celebrity or something?

>>78093500
What is this Brady Bunch flag

MY FCKING ISP CUT MY TV SERVICE AT 4 FUCKING AM I'M SO MAD

>dimitrov has a special snowflake nike kit
>del poo doesn't
Really makes you think

>>78093493
But Roger, I'm not dressed appropriately.

>>78093507
kek

>>78093502
>not recognizing a world-renowned earpiece model
Step it up, son

>>78093502
Steve Kerr, coach of the Golden State Warriors.

is federico the zidane of tennis?

>>78093528
>divegrass references
You have to go back

when is kyrgios

>>78093526
I thought his back was kill

>>78093528
He is the Ellyse Perry of the atp

>>78093492
you can get audio of the broadcast in the language of your choice

inc break, screencap this

>>78093537
ELITE REFERENCE

We should declare Nadal winner of the US Open.

Guys I've got a good one ...

Juan Martin Del THOTro

>>78093571
What's a thot?

>>78093571
But he's not a hoe

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>>78093540

Can this Fed defeat Nadal

>>78093571
not bad

after federer wins i will post

be gone del thotro

>Argentinians shooting when Federer is about to serve
>Serve an ace anyway
Based

Is there anyone more satisfying to watch at the net than Federer? God damn

LMAO the sun is coming up now in Finland

Im just gonna pretend this is a three set match and go to sleep after this set

delpoo is fucking trash

>>78093537
>>78093549

>straffo posting in /tennis/

GTFO you spergs

>>78093571
weird, I saw this on MTF a few hours ago.

Federer is bravely marching into the semis where he will lose against Nadal. Something Nadal has always pussied out on, intentionally losing early in the tournament when he knew he'd lose to Federer.

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>>78093574
Thanks for these.

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>>78093594
>POVERTYBALL CHANTS

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

>>78093595
Nadal losing

>tfw you will never have qt asians cheering for you

why the fuck do asians root for federer¿?

>>78093601

Hasn't the sun been up for 6 months now?

http://www.genti . stream/hd/hd1 . php

>argie
>not choking
pick uno

>>78093609
You're not one of us, don't use our memes.

Last warning.

Del Pecho strikes again.

>>78093628
He's fashionable

>>78093628
HE'S A RICH WHITE STATUS SYMBOL

ITS WHY ALL THE THIRD WORLDERS LOVE TENNIS

>>78093628
He looks like an asian downy when he smiles.

>>78093628
He's asian.

>>78093628
He's one of the most charismatic athletes in the world playing in a sport where nationalities don't matter unless you're american.

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Del Thotro getting btfo

>>78093640
Chris Christie?

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>>78093621
You're welcome

>>78093663
>federer
>charismatic
he's just really good and not an autist like nadal

Has anyone ever shoulder bumped someone when they switch sides?

I would do it, I'm not afraid.

>>78093679
you'd get dq

I am a Fed fag but how the fuck did they not call that out

How important is ball's choice?

>>78093679
No, but there's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DIWUZFSz1w

>>78093691
the balls must carefully choose which players they want to serve them. very important