/heem/

Hahahaha meme xd

i could physically dominate any wmma champion/female fighter

>>78091086
hehe meme hehe

>>78091175
except for that one

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Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama

4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom

>>78091179
nigger this is worse than scatspam

>>78091206
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

>>78091206
Who is the name of that fighter with the fucked up nipples from your native land? He had the nickname "kung fu panda" or some shit like that. He was a heavyweight and fought on some Canadian promotion and got spammed a lot on here.

>>78091222
BASED CALENDAR

>>78091241
GSP

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>tfw I'll probably kill myself when he retires
Mark Hunt is literally the most likeable human being in sports other than Roger Federer maybe.

He's literally impossible to dislike.

>Strong family man
>Refuses to hit a person once they're grounded
>Strongly anti-steroids
>Can take a punch as if his opponent are hitting a brick wall
>Genuinely loves the sport

Give me one reason to dislike him.

>>78091342
i thought you were killing yourself a few hours ago

>>78091348
more than one bong flag posts here

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>>78091241
Huggy bear?

>>78091342
how bout u go an fuck off /heem/ then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>>78091342
Shame he'll never get a belt

>>78091342
he takes steroids

>>78091400
lmao so hard

>>78091464
*grabs you by the throat*
Umm, back the fuck off!?!?

What if Hunto tests positive for roids?

Imagine as a big fuck you, Nate signs with Bellator and never gives the UFC the trilogy fight.

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How accurate is this would you say?

>>78091535
Nate would never get 20 mil in kekator

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>>78091483

>>78091537
Overeem gets 800k a fight now with his new contract.

>>78091545
He's not gonna get it in the UFC either

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>>78091554
>800,000 to stick a needle in your arm

>>78091545
Nigga, no one gets 20 million in the ufc.

How can this guy be stupid enough to believe a UFC fighter can get a 20 million dollar purse?

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>>>/asp/

>>78091095
>bragging about being able to beat up women

Do you think this is something admirable? Like in a social circle of other men, if you said this, they'd be just like, "okay...?" and you'd cause an awkward silence in the room cause actual men don't take pride in saying stupid things like this.

Reminder than DJ lost to Brad Pickett and drew with Ian McCall

>>78091571
It's just postering

Also the next Conor fight is gonna do big numbers

>>78091555
>>78091571
im referring to him wanting that for goob/nate 3

>>78091600
Then as a big fuck you, he signs for Bellator...

That was my point?

>>78091580
real men hit women

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>>78091537
>add all of that together
>mayweather made 3x that amount in a single fight
really makes you think

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Here's a trivia question for you autists.

Other than Ronda Rousey, who is the highest earning female UFC fighter of all time?

>>78091537
Probably spot-on in terms of base purses. It's a matter of how much more these guys are getting from PPV points and locker room bonuses which has always been a closely guarded secret

>>78091623
Miesha Tate

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<--- snort

>>78091635
She's #3

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>>78091623

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>>78091623
Megan Olivi

>>78091634
Well the reebok sponser is insane.
In his latest fight Mark Hunt got 40k from Reebok alone.

No wonder why I see Conor shilling for them like a fucking used car salesman all the time.

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Reminder this guy won the easiest $160,000 ever.

Is there a online betting website that will take this or can you only do it in person in Vegas? Bovada won't go higher than $1,000, and most other betting sites probably can't be trusted to give back this high of a payout.

>>78091661
No fag.
Not even close.
>>78091663
*sigh*
It's very easy.

>>78091614
this desu
Also, it's quite sexy to dominate them sexually and you get a pass if you hit them while fugging

>>78091673
Mine has a $100k limit, but for those ones it seems you have to go to Vegas.

>>78091690
Holly?

>>78091694
t.kissless handholdless virgin

>>78091708
NO

>>78091716
Travis Browne?

>>78091708
She is #4 though.

#1 Ronda
#2 ?
#3 Tate
#4 Holm

But who is #2?

>>78091690
Yo Anna Young Gay Cheick

>>78091713
Don't project too hard, bro. Some day you'll get some pussy, or just come over here, it's really fucking easy if you are white. If you are nigger then you should kys

>>78091739
What?

>>78091735
Joanna?

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>>78091739

>>78091779
correct

>>78091761
Real life isn't like those abysmal gang-bang pornos that you watch Rodrigo

>>78091799
ummm who made this piece of shit, why is michael johnson taller than everyone?

>>78091810
Kek, keep projecting, Jonny.

>>78091799
Michael Johnson isn't 6'0"

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>>78091820
>>78091839
shhhhh this is what you saw

>>78091781
>>78091815

Spammer is also a /tv/shitposter

Wow

>>78091829
> and you get a pass if you hit them while fugging
>fugging
No one who has had a girlfriend actually talks like this Pedrito

>>78091885
>triggered by a fugging word
lel you murriautists are really sad sometimes

Reddit """"legends""""
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations

4chan GOATs
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat
Urijah Faber
>a true pioneer; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"

>>78091921
Stop posting

>>7809181

dude lol

Who wins: Masvidal or Wonderboy and why?

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What is the greatest heem on fightpass?

>>78091923
>you will never be this intimate with a woman

Kill me boys

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>>78091878
An interesting development

Who triggered the perma-loser this time?

>>78091978
why wont you bud?

>>78091975
Condit vs Hardy is one of my favs

>>78091885
He's right though. Women love being dominated.

>>78091921
>Cruz and Emelianenko
Fuck off. Cruz ran his division and beat the best and lost to injury.
Emelianenko is a legend.
>Big nog
>Tim Sylvia
>Mirko
>Coleman
>Mark Hunt
>Kevin Randleman
>Heath Herring
>Andrei Arlovsky
No competition there. Stop hating on the only legacy close to GSPs.

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Frankie beats Max

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>>78092048

>>78091921
>Kevin Randleman
Might aswell have fucking Bob Sapp on there

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>>78092122

>>78091921
GSP and Saku

Atta boy

Do you think Josh Samman and Kimbo Slice's brains were examined for CTE?

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*Misses weight at 185*

Is coral spergs here I need to make sure his schaub folder is prepped for irma

>>78092175
No only fags care about fighter CTE

>>78092225
Okay

>>78092204
he's prepping to make his last stand defending schaub as his room fills up with water

>>78092212

Well, there hasn't been any news. Meanwhile a who in Bellator got examined and reported with CTE.

>>78092175
Samman's family said no to an autopsy or never released it iirc.

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>>78092212
why did our girl retire?

>>78092185
>UFC Fight Night: Hendricks vs. Arlovski

>>78092235
He's going to run out of internet before his room fills with water. Kind of hilarious to think he'll probably be on /heem/ when the hurricane hits

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>>78092269
>mfw i would tune in for that

>>78091781
That dick looks fucking nasty

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Thoughts on this man?

>>78092269
It'd have more views than DJ vs Borg will have

>>78092269
Wouldn't be the first time arlovski lost to an ex welterweight

>>78092311
Did you already get bored of spamming interracial on here you eternal loser?

>>78092331
Leave him alone

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>>78091095

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>>78092311
he's not very tall

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Alright lads the wrestling observer newsletter is going to be a day late this week, so in the meantime here is some classic coverage of UFC 1-5.

The format isn't the best (I'll work on it for next week), it's 34 pages so you might want to copy it into microsoft word so you don't kill your eyes.

Long story short, this includes Daves original coverage of the first few UFC cards. The articles don't get extensive until 4 and 5. Again sorry for the format, the articles aren't really separated, but there is some great stuff in here including an incident with a Gracie that essentially leads to the birth of pride, and tons of other thoughts on the early days of UFC. It's worth a read for sure. You can read /heem/, right?

Anyways this is a /heem/ exclusive boys. Have at it and pass it around. Nothing wrong with book learning.

https://pastebin.com/3xxGjzzJ

>>78092357
>t.twiglet
dyel loser, i could crush your head with my hands

>>78092331
>All flag posters are the same

Fuck you, goofball

>>78092384
No one cares

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thoughts on this weekend? LFA, TKO, and 215

>>78092384
does anyone actually read this?

>>78092426
literally no one cares dude

>>78092257
Career ending pregnancy

>>78092426
TKO is always a good time. It's the Canadian promotion. Wouldn't be surprised to see GSP in someones corner again.

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why does she do this?

>>78092427
no

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>>78092480
i dont get it. whats this called?

>TUF getting bumped to FS2 in favor of stickball
>the most boring sport in the country
>And it never fucking ends on time anyway

how was roxannaes fight last week?

>>78092480
>>78092496
Tweet her about it

>>78092003
Just feel that way lately.
>match with cunt on tinder
>hey lets hang out
>"I might be busy that day, I'll let you know when I'm free"
>never contacts me again

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>>78092427
Yes

>>78092541
Late 1st round TKO win (GNP)

Seriously coral I hope you stay safe I've got a friend in the area who's riding the thing out. Also go team gaethje

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>>78092557
i dont want to

what kind of coaching can Eddie and Justin do

>dont ever back down
>have a granite chin
>absorb punishment and give it back
>embrace the CTE as part of the game

>>78092427
Some people do. Meltzer is a good read. I really don't give a fuck if people care or not. I'm just trying to spur decent conversation. I know some people like it. I'm the type of fag that subscribes to fightpass.

>Gathje has a girl on his team that cant speak more than 3 or 4 words of english

who thought that was a good idea? She literally cant understand him talking about stuffing takedowns in english

>>78092617
>>>/asp/

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Will Tyrone EVER recover?

>>78092606
dont forget
>Stand and bang/just bleed despite wrestling pedigree

>>78092634
where's the stream?

>>78092617
i appreciate that you're trying to contribute but i don't want to read a bunch of old articles on pastebin. maybe if you posted the real article and it was recent

>>78091623
Gina?

>>78092683
cant help there. I'm watching on TV

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>>78092653

>>78092700
why do you hate me personally?

>>78092685
>i don't want to read

Then don't.

>>78092708
because you touch yourself at night

>>78092204
Praying I don't lose power and can watch UFC 215.
>>78092588
Thanks brother, I'm ready, this isn't my first rodeo. I'm riding this thing out as well because I'm volunteering in the clean up group.

>>78092568
do you plan on always relying on tinder to meet girls dude?

>>78092671
i dont think many blacks will get this feel but maybe thats the point?

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>>78091175

Are we really stuck watching boreball? What the heck FS1

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>>78092718
how did you know it was me, UFC bantamweight contender Sara McMann?

>>78092729
this tbqh

>>78092719
I may not like you all the time, but I respect a fellow hurricane fighter. I live just outside of new orleans and me and my family have ridden out every hurricane in the last 20 years

>>78092717
i actually read a lot but whatever

>>78092723
Nah. I had college and did have a great relationship and got laid but I just graduated so I don't know where to go.

>>78092759
Archie comics don't count lad

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>>78092749
niiiiice

>>78092769
lol ok

The score is 13-2 in the top of the 8th and FS1 is showing this over TUF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEY GUYS I AM AN UFC FIGHTER I HEARD ABOUT THIS WEBSITE WHEN I DID AN ASK ME ANYTING ON REDDITT ANYWAYS I AM A UFC FIGHTER I WON'T TELL YOU WHO I AM BUT ASK ME ANYTHING

PS GO BELLATOR

is it normal that looking at Modaffari makes me physically uncomfortable

>>78092757
No hard feelings bro thank you for well wishes, we are warriors.

>>78092311
I could squash him like a bug in a street fight hence why I don't take him seriously.

Roxie teaching this armenian girl english is actually kinda touching. Plus she is cute in that "mysterious foreign chick" way

>>78092803
She looks like a cat lady before things went south

>>78092827
everything is so dramatized tho. how can people watch this? its so unnecessary with the music and jump cuts and wildly zoomig in and out

Did she just sheem herself

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Melanin

woops. One of the blonde girls just popped a rib while wrestling

>>78092852
she popped her tiddy bone

>>78092873
2/3 of your boys popped lol nerd geek dweeb

coral I like you bud, and I still think you shoulda taken off, but I hope you and your family stay comfortable and safe

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>>78092873
>Frog
>Doper
>Midget
>Monkey

>>78092873
compare this midgets fucks career to GSP, this little dweeb is gonna unironically call himself the GOAT if he breaks the record DESPITE pussying out against killashaw. FUCK this midget.

>>78092899
I live on elevated land. I am not in danger of flooding. My house is also a lot like a castle so the winds shouldn't be a threat

>>78092873
wtf
I thought DJ was short but he's the same height as Jon Jones.

>>78092899
Thank you man, my family has taken necessary safety precautions. Hopefully I'll be able to take some cool pictures for you guys.

>>78092896
t.189er

>>78092926
Demetrious has had a way better career than GayEssPee

>>78092926
oh for sure TJ Dillashaw is a HUGE draw and the definitely the biggest challenge DJ could ever have at 125. For sure TJ would be DJs nemesis

>>78092480
this is really unsettling

>>78091056
>that moaning
bye bye nofap

>>78092929
>>78092938

alright well you boys take care of corals castle alright?

>Created this poll 2 days ago: http://www.strawpoll.me/13859140
>Literally one day later and it's out of date when Cody goes on
Top kek
It's like I'm a wizard

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>>78092953
>ray borg is a bigger challenge than killashaw
Mighty faggot lost to cruz then went back to crushing cans in his nerfed up affirmative midget action division, fuck this fag not one of his wins compares to any of GSP's defenses or even Silva's.

>>78092975
>moaning
What moaning

>>78093000
i get what you're saying but making your point on TJ Dillashaw is shit. TJ is a fucking nobody

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>>78093000
For sure GSP faced some real killers my guy

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>>78092926
Lmao at being this butthurt.

Wait till you find out that DJ blacked an aryan girl

>>78092992
I think Brock would have the best stories, also Joe an Brock would become best hunting bros.

>>78093047
she's russian you idiot

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>Literally having to give his coaching instruction through a translator who doesnt know anything about MMA

justin better keep his hands off my gypsyfu

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>>78093103

>>78093070

Time to grow up

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>>78093075
>letting a tiny midget chimp impregnate you
smdh

>>78093133
at least giving birth wouldn't hurt

how retarded can you be to not being able to speak basic English this day and age

imagine having Gaethje as your coach and all you can get is him mumbling some incomprehensible shit lel

this isnt gonna end well

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>>78093133
>being jealous of a tiny midget chimp

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They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance

>>78093133
he's rich I thought?

For the Strawweight TUF champ's first challenger, they had a mini tournament of non-tuf contestants (Clawja/Agular, Joanna/Lima, Clawja/Joanna)

Assuming they do the same thing here, my guess is that the winner of Paige/Eye will fight the winner of Dern/TBD. And the winner of that will challenge the TUF winner

DJ > dockie

>>78093133
Where's your gf/wife @ you salty pissbaby?

>>78093167
They've been together since he was 18 so she got blacked before he got rich. White boys just can't compete in this climate I'm afraid.

>>78093164
who?

>>78093123
>the site of mandrama works you into a shoot

The state of you, lad

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>>78093164
cutie cyborg ^_^

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>>78093164
qtborg with the friends nipple gimmick

>>78093121
absolute madman

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Any Christians here? Do you think a Christian should be watching MMA? While it may not be a sin it is still pretty violent and ungodly.

Thoughts?

>>78093179
he was telling me about having a date a while back but that was also when he was working 6pm-3am

>>78093228
im not the dockfaggot you stupid cunt

>>78093121
lol

>>78093227
That bacon looks like it's been burnt to a fucking crisp.

Bacon is without a doubt the most overrated food in existence.

>>78093195
It's literally time to grow up.

>>78091179
>>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
>Conor McGregor
>>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
fuck off with this
he made an ass of himself and all of mma losing laughably to a 40-year-old retired elf who literally walked through his punches and weighed 126lbs when he fought in the Olympics.
he's had 2 legit fights in 2 years.
he has zero defenses (so, not a real champion, just a belt-holder.

>>78093258
t. Achmed

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>>78093200
THAT'S A BIG VAGINA

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>>78093258
>Being an atheist in 2017
Learn some cosmology and some basic philosophy, nerd.

Which country has the worst crowds? I'm thinking Brazil

>>78093301
good pussy of course

Dana should raise the stakes for the fight on Saturday
If DJ loses 1 round, he loses the belt

>>78093338
What constitutes as a bad crowd? Brazilians are pretty knowledgeable about MMA, plus Brasil cards are always great.

>>78093413
I think the worst crowds are small venues in the states that boo competitive fights or as soon as grappling begins

**BREAKING NEWS**

Coral Springs, FL is under mandatory evacuation caused by Hurricane URMA enforced by the /Heem/ Police

All soccer games are closed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ

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*steals youre backpack*

>>78093439
Yes those ones but right now I can't think of any specific towns.

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Dana made 215 a shit card on purpose so he could cut Flyweight right?

>Justin shouting "Get up" in armenian
lol

weak

I think I hate DeAnna Bennett

>>78093446
the /heem/ police still think I'm some dweeb from an AT&T commercial lol

>>78093473
>he believed Dana when Dana was speaking from a position to exert pressure on a fighter

>>78093471
I can't either but there have been a few lately. You know the ones I'm talking about though

>>78093258

The reemergence of Christians is due in part to the rise in violent Islam and militant atheists either mellowing with age or going full fedora.

>>78091700
name?

>>78093164

If it weren't for her huge cheekbones and thick jaw... I'd play with the teetees

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oowffff

>>78093121

Did he heem himself a little on the way down?! that was a conk on the noggin if I've ever seen one

>>78093268
Stay worked

Ok did that last clip show the chick literally throwing a punch with her eyes closed?

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why doesn't Chookagian dominate wbantamweight?

>coral springs

>>78093569
yes following exactly coach's advice

>>78093597
>Wirral

>>78093730
#respect

>>78093307
>t. special snowcuck
no thanks literal ziltch, when I say that I mean it.

>>78093529
shut the fuck up about Christ if you don't follow him closely, that's your first warning. Do NOT speak for God. EVER. Only the chosen shall do so.

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Who is the WW GOAT's next challenger gonna be now that he's almost cleared out the entire division?

>>78093823

I follow him closely.

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>>78093861
jesus christ is like my third favorite female fighter ive seen every fite of his

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>Women's Featherweight

JUST

>>78093544
*inhales blunt smoke*

Dude

>>78093859
If masvidal or colby loses their next fight, the division is fucked. Then they'll probably give him Robbie again.

Any oppressed group will become more steadfast and fundamental in their respective oppressed ideology. It only gets worse from here folks.

>>78093898
Based COnnor opening the flood-gates

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manlet king rules over small lanklets

>>78093859
Jorge if he manages to beat wonderboy

>>78093911
I guess RDA is there too.

>>78093911
If RDA beats Magny he jumps all the way to 6th lol, RDA vs. Woodley would be somewhat interesting to watch.

>>78093912
>any group of idiots will actually follow their religion if you trigger them

Made me think

>>78093920
But Wonderboy beat him twice.

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>>78093920
>be 5'9" king of manlets
>shortest in the division
>still beat up 6'0+ lanklets

GOAT

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>>78093859
King Colby is the uncoronated God of the division

>>78093912
this is the spammer

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>>78093947
100% my guy

>>78093580
shes too busy dominating my butthole

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>>78093947
>just champ champ champ things

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>>78093985

>>78093974
so not only are you into fatties and scat, you like your butt toyed with?

How long until conor becomes irrelevant to mma?

everyone is saying he is going to stop fighting so hopefully very soon

>>78093227
MY NIGGA STEVE!!!

>>78093920
Cowboy is ranked?

>>78093544
I live in LA. It has over a hundred for 3 days, joe's WME contract included required climate shilling.

>>78093920
Not even the right Dong Hyun Kim

>>78094034
it's called pulling guard

>>78094030
It depends on his next fight or if he'll even have one. If he fights Nate he'll win and still be relevant. Against Tony or khabib it's a toss up and if he gets grapplefucked he'll lose a lot of relevance which is why I doubt he'll fight either of them

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Based Jorge is gonna send the great white hope to the shadow realm. Can't wait.

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>>78094085
>beats Woodley twice
>undefeated in the UFC
>heem'd the MW champ
>enrages casuals
>forces Tyrone dumps

is there anything this man can't do? WonderBEAST without a doubt.

>>78094150
for sure k1 champ masvidal is gonna be make gold medalist wrestler wonderboy panic like crazy on the feet

>>78094165
>enrages casuals
That's Tyron you fucking Reddit scum.

You're Great White Hope is gonna be retired by Jorge soon

>>78094134
I don't think conor will risk fighting tony, khabib, or lee. He has literally spent the last two and a half years holding some sort of belt. I mean he lost the Diaz fight but he never lost the belt. He has been called champion for so long that I really think it's a huge part of his identity as a fighter, it's sort of hard to imagine him losing the belt and being just another 155er. Don't think he wants to risk that.

>>78094150
Ummmmm sweetie our great white hope is Covington now, please try to keep up

>78094189
another Wonderbeast victim

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>>78094014

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>>78094165
Wonderboy is a convicted child rapist

>>78094171
Wonderbread is just another worthless great white hope hyped up by white casuals like yourself. #easymoney #hoslapseason

Is heem usually anti-white at night?

>>78094215
>Lost twice to Woodley
Lmao at your great white hope, karate fag.

>>78094209
How did he get ranked so high so quickly? He beat Stun Gun and got slotted in above him?

>>78094228
stop projecting your fantasies you fucking weirdo

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>>78094228
Why does Stephen Thompson upset you so badly?

>>78094193
Yeah, that is what I think too.

He will get another money fight with Diaz and leave. Or maybe he will pray that somehow there is an easy fight for him at 155 or maybe 170.

>78094250
He won 3 rounds in both fights, clearly winning both fights you big dumb jewnig

>>78094244
Usually calendar is the only one doing the woodley spam, I think this australian is just trying to copy his style for (You)s

>>78094302
not that i care but i dont woodley post. you should get better at friend simulating

>78094292
Lmao @ your life, karate fag.

He won both fights and is the undisputed champ, your great white hope is just another failed white hype job.

>>78094302
turby was posting on both aussie and uk proxies recently dude

>78094323
reminder WonderBEAST lives rent free

>>78094302
>>78094333
>Mentally ill people hallucinating again

>>78094342
mentally ill right on cue lol

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why is this 1000000% worse than the tuesday night contender series?

Oh for sure my guy Mighty Meme? LMAO wgaf kek cringe I think you'd be surprised my man Check the record, guy lol aspen ladd unironically bisKING casual heeminder DELET THIS

>>78091175
looks like a dude

Valentina is so shook.

what happened to the fighter's association led by bjorn rebney? It was really big news a few years ago.

>>78091815
>posted 3 hours ago

>>78094594
/heem/ police is on duty atm but the moderators have no registered our requests

Are we honestly supposed to believe that the greatest fighter of all time is a five foot three midget?

>>78094540
this is the spammer

How is Amanda Nunes's net worth only 1 million?

She ME'ed 200 and 207 with Rousey.

>>78094643
BASED CALENDAR

lmao I just realized turby fucking despises MM and Conor and they are #1 and #2 in the world

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have you let it all out buddy?

>>78091537
Overeem, Lesnar, Mir aren't even world class contenders(all 3 popped for roids) and they still made enormous amounts of money compared to elite contenders from manlet divisions who fight 5 times a year.

Really makes you think.

>>78094711
this is the spammer

>>78094780
this is actually the spammer though

>>78094670
this is the spammer

>>78094670
you gonna finally say who turby is supposed to be or is it just an amalgamation of every heem poster?