/hoc/

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Reminder: Canucks play in 10 days

Pre-season is coming

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Reminder:

GOLDEN KNIGHTS are coming

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32 team nhl
who thinks we should use 4 team divisions?

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fourth for shorks

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>>78079304
or as it turns out i can go fuck myself

>>78079282
Where is Omaha

xth for kippers bum

I can taste hokkei in the air

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Vancouver better get rid of the smoke or else we'd have to cancel the pre-season games here.

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>>78079678

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>>78079678
did i see you post on /heem/ or do you only post on /box/ ?

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Pulju

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>>78079783
Bulju

>visit montreal
>lot of swarthy luongo looking people

>>78079678
going to do this with some joints

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HURR-I-CANES

HURR-I-CANES

>>78079256
FIRST GAME THIS SUNDAY, BABY

>>78079876
>who else is hoping that irma destroys raleigh just so that we can prove once and for all which hurricane is better

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>>78080014
>making jokes this unoriginal and boring

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>tfw canes miss the playoffs again

>>78080049
>being a canes fan
tell your 10 counterparts they better prepare their shelters

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>mad at the Canes

>>78079678
literally china desu

>>78080126
>being a leaf
id rather have 10 fans than no cups in the last two and a half decades

>>78080186
id rather have no cups in 2 decades than have no cups ever

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>>78080204
Same

>>78080204
you disgrace us

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>>78079677

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>>78080132

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>>78080010
>shit teams play Sunday
>BASED Canucks play in 10 days

How is this fair!?

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go kings go

GOLDEN KNIGHTS SCC 2018

>>78080517
>2018
>2019
>2020
>2021
>2022
>2023
>2024
FTFY

mornings regards morning finn

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>>78081107

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOU"RE TOO BLAME

DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE

A BAD NAME

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>>78081260
>>>/nrl/

>"Red Wings F Andreas Athanasiou could be KHL bound; according to TSN analysts unless talks with Detroit improve that could be where he ends up.
His agent has also shifted his attention from Detroit to the KHL saying it is more probable"

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GOOD MORNING ITS 4 AM IN EDMONTON REAL BULJU HOURS F A M TIME TO PUMP SOME OIL FRESH OIL SOLD TO U GOOD PROCES YOU PER BARREL FUCK OPEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78081509
The Red Wings are too cap fucked to sign up Athanasiou they'd rather overpay shit veterans

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>>78081733

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>>78081845

>>78081509
What a dumpster fire that organization has become

>>78079678
kys kippers you fucking turd

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Islanders will win the stan lee cup this year

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>yet another day of off-season /hoc/

>>78081986
no they wont
fite me

AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78081733
>i'm like such an asshole before my gogo juice xD
>>reddit

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>>78082489
WOLFGANG AUU

Separated each them by division and put them through a randomizer. Here are the results:

>Metro
Philadelphia Flyers
Pittsburgh Penguins
New York Rangers
Columbus Blue Jackets
Carolina Hurricanes
Washington Capitals
New York Islanders
New Jersey Devils

>Atlantic
Ottawa Senators
Florida Panthers
Buffalo Sabres
Toronto Maple Leafs
Tampa Bay Lightning
Detroit Red Wings
Montréal Canadiens
Boston Bruins

>Central
Winnipeg Jets
St. Louis Blues
Nashville Predators
Colorado Avalanche
Minnesota Wild
Dallas Stars
Chicago Blackhawks

>Pacific
Vancouver Canucks
Anaheim Ducks
Arizona Coyotes
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vegas Golden Knights
Los Angeles Kings
San Jose Sharks

>>78082906
Why though

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>>78082906
>Canucks leading the Pacific
MUH DICK

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>>78081733

Give me pulju predictions
I say 35+40

>>78083133
71+4

>>78083133
31+52

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>tfw like the canes
>tfw they will likely overperform and make the ploffs
>tfw reddit will bandwagon them
its a bad feeling. why does reddit always bandwagon sunbelt in the ploffs?

the canes are shit and arent doing anything yet again this season
[spoiler]except relocating to gaybeck[/spoiler]

>>78083133
18+40

>>78083206
sunbelt teams are more fun anon

>>78083241
how is dealing with crippling loss every season fun?

>>78083228
NEVER
EVER

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How in the fuck do you go from getting drafted 4th (fourth) overall in the highest level of hockey on the planet to being benched from your nations 19 and under team, all in the span of less than 300 days?

>>78083248
Because they do better than canadiant teams which cause mountains of asspain kek
see: cucks cucking boilers

>>78083266
>being the first loser is an accomplishment
watching crosGOD cuck the sunbelt was enjoyable ill admit

>>78083289
>pissburgh
>not sunbelt
U wot

>>78083259
you haven't even began to see Pulju's domination

seriously, memes aside, he's the first player I ever l;earned to BE drafted from Europe, he's an assist machine, he's going to mark an era of the NHL. everything said against him is just latent fear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs

>>78083248
>crippling loss
Not sunbelt, but I don't think their failure every year can be described like that. They have no fans and don't really go in with high expectations I don't think.

When you say "crippling loss every season," I'm thinking more along the lines of cities that dump all their media resources into hockey year after year. Cities with a dumpster fire of a team yet still get dumb mooks to pay hundreds of dollars a seat for the worst teams in the league. Teams that bank on the lottery to get out of the whole. A country that has never won the Cup in 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) years.

>>78083133
46+32

>>78083297
>that flag
>that post
turn off your proxy scandicuck

Everything below the arctic circle is sunbelt

>>78083318
THIS!!!!
Been saying this ever since I was born.

>>78083304
>>>/reddit/

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Is he Cell key material?

>>78083389
Not this year

Give me 15 reasons why Finnish people should be allowed to play in the NHL.

fuck hockey fuck white ppl

chinkpooper should be nuked tbqfwyf

>>78083602
Give me 15 reasons why I cant pound your arse

Don't care if I sound crazy here: I like when my team launches pucks into the other teams net. This is a controversial opinion but I'm sticking with it.

>>78083625
>>78083308
>>78083187
>>78083160
>>78082937
>>78082852
>>78082489
>>78081845
>>78081270
>>78081107
>>78080517
Kippers is literally a better poster than all of these retards.

>>78083674
TERRIBLE post. Finns are amazing posters. Apologize or remove yourself from my /hoc/ at once.

>>78083674
all me

>>78083693
>>78083707
reddit

>finn hater is reddit
I'm fucking shocked lads

>Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun)
Erik Karlsson looking good, says he's not sure whether he'll be ready for opening night or not, however. Doesn't want to push it.

Hm...

>>78083936
Norris chances gone

>>78083929
>shocked

More like triggered, fellow r*dditor

Any teams report for training camp yet? Or is tomorrow the first day

>>78083983
everything im reading says tomorrow
the rookie tournament begins friday

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>>78084085
Us lifelongs gotta stick together

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>>78084108
Good post.

>>78084108
whose sweater did you go with?

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>>78079282
>separating boston and montreal

>>78084108
BANDWAGONING FAGGOT

>>78084143
Pulkkinen here.

>>78083133
Last 2 digits is # of goals scored

>>78084326
last 2 digits is # of assists

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>>78084326
>>78084367
Pulju confirmed for elite playmaker

>>78084326
>>78084367
ELITE

>>78083674
t. kippers

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*waits patiently*

>>78084584
you should hold your breath til it happens

>>78084584
O M A H A first bruh

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for me, its two-time Stanley cup winner Phil "The Thrill" Kessel

6 years of wennberg

>>78083133
14-31-45
Seems more likely, but if I see a 19-30 he's not busted as hard

>>78084894
>paying your franchise player to win cups for another team
What did Toronto mean by this?

>>78084894
reddit

>>78085207
what about it

>>78085215
go back. kesselposting is reddit.

reddit.com/r/templeofthephil

>>78085248
>has the url memorized
you seem to know your way around redditto

>>78085185
FIVE
MORE
SEASONS

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I just want Pulju to succeed in the Oilers so I can get more memes out of him

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>>78085315
He will.

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this six foot one inch, one hundred and ninety-five pound guy walks into the club and slaps your girlfriends ass
wat do

>>78085528
laugh as she beats him senseless

>>78085528
check him into the boards, shattering his collarbone

>>78085528
Check him into boards

>>78085528
defend against le speedy outside move
Heh, better luck next time kid

>>78085528
he's 6'2

>>78085563
KIWI
I
W
I

Last two digits are Matthews' goal total

>>78085528
I didn't know he was a manlet

>>78085578
wow hatewabbebat

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>>78083133
55-45

He would score more but he gets suspended 10 games for attacking swedes that look at him

>>78085595
Prussia

>>78085595
i literally cant
thanks for stopping by esti

>>78085607
>pulju rapes nylander at center ice
>laffs

>>78085595
esti :3

top quality hokkei discussion Ltd.

Are the Kings finished?

>>78085700
they've been finished for 3 years now

>>78085720
rip in piece voynov

>>78085720
Sad!

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Has he lost his elite status, or was he never elite to begin with?

>>78085770
he captained the first dynasty in decades, conn smythe winner, perenniela selke finalist and nearly ppg in playoffs.

anyone who says hes not elite needs to fuck off back to reddlt

>>78085827
I thought the blackhawks were reddit

>>78085827
>dynasty
???

>>78085835
r/hockey shit talks blackhawks ALL THE TIME. if anything chicago is /ourguy/

>>78085827
>dynasty
sorry what?

>>78085860
based second city

Is hockey the only sport that is actually getting progressively better? Football, basketball and boxing etc are getting more boring and shit yearly.

>>78085887
we really gotta keep the fags and other undesirables out

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Will he play with McDavid or Draisaitl this year?

He's basically Kurri being asked if he prefers Gretzky or Messier.

>>78085887
when they get rid of offsides, it will definitely get better

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>>78085827
>dynasty

>>78085887
Well with a sport that is majority white players and fans, it's pretty great.

>>78085827
>finalist
>not ppg
>no b2b
>never hit 70pts
Wow really elite

>>78085907
Just do 3 line pass rule
ez

>>78085986
>expanding heavily into America
>diverse country
>Vegas
>diverse
>probably a team in Seattle if they get their shit together
Sorry about your racism.

>>78086130
t. negroid

>>78086156
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is black
You sound ridiculous.

>>78086130
Vegas is the best thing to happen to the NHL since the Nordiques moved to Colorado.

>>78086182
you are tho

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>>78086190
thanks, gary

>>78086239
Absolutely based. Lockout when?

>>78086192
.... Thanks?

>>78086117
Offsides ruins the pace of play

>>78086239
team in houston when?

>>78086252
>Absolutely based. Lockout when?
2022 but ill make a stand against anyone thinking about attending the olympics which may anger the NHLPA

>team in houston when?
my heart and prayers go out to all the flood water victims, once your fair city is back on its feet we can discuss this further. just make sure you have that 500 million secure

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>Irma takes out BB&T Center and/or PNC Arena
>Panthers/Hurricanes forced to play home games at Phillips Arena in Atlanta
>Surge of hokkei interest, Uncle Gary swoops in and announces expansion back into Atlanta
Heh......... all according to keikaku......

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>>78086567
the flames were cooler

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10 DAYS

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>>78086567
>that chick on the right

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>>78086567
>tfw the southwest division comes back

>little caesars arena

>>78087076
>sunbelt has more cups than canada in the past 25 years
what did canashits meme by this?

>>78087106
>last time USA won gold at Olympic hockey, they called it a miracle and made a movie about it
What did usgay meme by this?

Have you thanked hockey today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4wLbQ4LaPQ

>>78087282
>Did what Canada couldn't

>>78079282
The Red wings literally have nothing to do with those teams. This is shit.

>>78087316
if you win in 2018 will you also call it a miracle and make a movie staring Kurt Russell

>>78087400
you'd watch it, just like you watch everything from the US

>>78087304
Fuck Hockey and Fuck Sports

Kippers is the Stephen King of /hoc/. Overly prolific but mostly derivative shit, and predictable. And nice butt.

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>>78087426

Have to admit the Little Caesars Arena looks pretty litty

>>78087416
sounds a like how you can not hoist a stanley cup without Canadian involvement

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https://twitter.com/Canucks/status/905197162291539968

YOU

FUCKING

WHORE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bulju traded to canes when

>>78087503

Why aren't you making this kind of money?

>>78087503
why were you making out with the rookies again

>>78087523
McCann got it 2 years ago too. I think some other fucking prospects had it as well.

Fucking whores, all of them.

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Is he the GOAT?

>>78087610
this generation's joe sakic.

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the gr8 deb8

>>78087721
who are they paying tribute to?

>>78087784
I dont know.

>>78087711
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>>78087503
Guys just give her money for being hot and wearing short shorts?

>>78087503
want to fug her tbqh

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Who is the better team and why?

>>78088635
calgary, because they are not edmongolia

>>78088465
Get out you dirty mongol.

>>78088635

>Mcdavid, Draisaitl, Nugent-Hopkins, Lucic, Maroon, Jokinen
>Nurse, Klefblom, Sekera, Larsson
>Talbot

>Gaudreau, Monahan, Bennett, Tkachuk, Granlund
>Giordano, Hamilton, Hamonic, Brodie
>Lack

Calgary is stacked on D but Edmontons O and G wreck them imo

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If Yung Yak don't trust ya imma shoot ya

>>78088822
I thought Calgary had the best blue line in the league? How were they top GA?

>>78088783
If Kippersoff could read what you typed he'd be so disappointed.

Don't disappoint your hero, Kipp Kipp

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Who will cuck him out of the Norris trophy this year?

>>78089162
Risto

>>78087721

Normie's choice : Laine
The thinking man's choice : Aho
Patrician's choice : Bulju

>>78089162
Josi

>>78089162
The Professional Hockey Writers Association, as usual.

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reminder that we are gonna be good this season idk why u fags dont rate us

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>>78089222
Triples of truth

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>>78089222
>>78089248
>Tavares NOT extended
>No permanent arena
>Nothing besides Barzal and Ho-Sang to look forward to
>Tavares last year in Brooklyn
>Will be relocated soon

Brooklyn Islanders franchise in SHAMBLES

>>78089324
If belmont is approved hes staying desu

>>78089194
What a nation of losers and excuse makers you've become

>>78088432
Yeah while the beta chink sits there with a stuffed animal

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>>78088635
Both should die in a fire but galgary>edmonton because they cant win here

>>78089162
The long awaited, long deserved: Ryan Suter

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>everyone still doubting the islanders this year


>>78089222
Nice trips

>>78089324
You know that they'll find a way, right? Also, Tavares will extend next season JUST like stamkos and there's a lot to look forward to. You must be some rags fan to think we'd be garbage.

>>78079282
>winn8peg
>w8st

>>78079422
http://kipperschan.tumblr.com

Here you go

>>78089649
Don't click. It's ridden with clickjacking and stuxnet viruses.

>>78089722
What if I like riddles?

>>78088944
3 down, 1 to go
cant wait desu

muh jackets

>>78089921
Are there even any jekkets fans round here

>>78090207
I'm a Jackets fan, but I've rarely come to /spee/ before. Getting into sports was a process for me. Played baseball so I'm into baseball, but I've come to love how specific the skills required are for hockey. Right up there with baseball for fave sport. Catch Lake Erie Monsters games more than the Jackets, but that's just due to proximity

Last 2 digits is Matthews goal total this season

>>78090267
Last two digits are selannes

Last 2 digits is Matthews assists total this season

>>78090277
Noice

>>78090277
wew one off

Last two digits are the number of loser points the >laffs get this season.

Dubs and everyone itt is gay except me

Last two digits are penguins points this season

>>78090375
I can get behind that
Last two are shorks win total

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>>78090421
shit

>>78090462
>21-0- 61
Don't worry lad. You're in.

flames signed bennett for 2 years, I don't see the money yet

>>78090552
Will he still be 18?

got it
>Flames sign Bennett to two-year, $3.9 million deal.

>>78090676
KEK
>flims

>>78090712
This is Running on empty ..
Food Review!

>>78087711
So who will he be second fiddle to like Yzerman.

>>78090712
>publix will be flooded come this weekend
rip

>>78091035
Barkov

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last 2 digits confirms canucks losses this season

>game 7 scf
>double ot
>3 on 2
>laine on your left
>pulju on your right
who do you pass to hoc?

>>78090536
imagine only losing in OT and winning your division

>>78091140
>take the shot

last 2 numberellos = canucks win this season

>>78091140

In this scenario am I also elite or am I more of a meat and potatoes type of player?

last digit = combined wins for the laffs/coilers the entire season

>>78091255
Think Connor mcdavid

>>78091541

Then I pass it to Laine who gives it to Bulju so I can get my McSecondary

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>>78089162

>>78091808
Better defenseman than Karlsson

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Alright lads I've been on a bender and tomorrow its gonna end. If I get DT I am not sure I have the mental fortitude to make it through. My only regret other than not finding true (decent) love is that I dont have a bulju folder, only about a dozen images.
Life isnt always fair.

>chiraq bans trump from visiting
Is there a more reddit city?

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For me, it's defensive forwards.

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Last 4 digits are the number of Stars wins this season.

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>>78092034

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What team is he going to, fellas?

>>78092218
he'll be pongs 3C

>>78092218
Free agency. All the GMs know Sakic is a drunk retard. He texts and talks with Benning about how much value he could get for Barrie and their consensus is a 1st rounder and a 3rd line defensive center. Meanwhile Yzerman is laughing his ass off having actually had success as a GM (while fleeing to another state of course)

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>>78085827
>dynasty

>we will never see dominance like the b2b2b2b islanders again
Feels bad man

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You now remember the time Auston Matthews scored 4 goals in his NHL debut.

>>78084584
seattle, why don't you just fuck off?

>>78085827
This must be what constant fear of being shot by niggers does to your brain

anyone watching the roller hockey? we dominate this shit

>>78092715
get out retard

>>78092751
what, you scared of playing hockey without all that armor?

>>78092761
this is the white people kind of hockey, you're looking for >>>/asp/

>From now on, a failed offside challenge will result in a two-minute penalty against the club asking for the review

why did none of you fags tell me about this?

>>78092858
because it was the only piece of news today and you're a filthy casual if you didn't hear it a dozen times

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>>78083619
great post my man

>>78083619
fuck yeah hockey is only for fuckin white people

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How will calgary get BTFO this season?

>>78093577
>final game of the season
>absolutely need those two points to qualify
>all the pressure is on them as they face a Vegas team that hasn't given two fucks since the start of the season
>spill all their spaghetti on the ice in OT as Haula scores the cheekiest of goals

>>78093948
I was thinking more of the "make it to the finals then spill spaghetti hard", but this is almost the same, if not better

>>78093948
I'm going to miss Haula

>>78093577
>podreau breaks his hand, out until march
>Bennett has a career year, qualifying him for a huge extension
>the D is exposed again, the team has a top 5 GAA
>they are still in the pacific race in April
>final three games are Arizona, Winnipeg, las Vegas, and they lose all three against terrible franchises

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what a mess

Fun reminder that the Atlanta Thrashers have won a game more recently at the Honda Center than the Calgary Flames have.

>>78093577

Swept by the Ducks as is tradition

>>78093948
Based
>>78094201
Me too, got his sweater last fall

>>78092218
Isles for 2 firstys

>>78091808
Fookin file name

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Im ready lads
for both hokkei and comfy hurricane

Bye.

>VGK
>first game Sunday

Will you DVR it for your future children?

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>>78094718

>implying I have sex

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>>78094373
Im ok with this

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Thoughts on the new offside and icing rule? No more timeouts if you ice the puck and a failed offside challenge results in a penalty.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/new-rule-adds-pressure-nhl-coaches-asking-offside-challenge/

I would rather they do away with the offside challenge altogether, but I love this icing change. I would put money on that change contributing to increased scoring. The go-to strategy is saving your TO for the end of the game, hopefully when you're up by a goal.

If these changes are coupled with proper refereeing; assessing penalties with bench/faceoff shenanigans, I will be happy with rule changes for the first time in like a decade.

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>>78091985
Good luck bud.

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I think a Birmingham / Atlanta rivalry would've been super cool tbqhfampai

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>>78096064
>still fauning over your dead atlanta team(s)
>two teams
>neither still in the league

>>78085528
Forgive him for the mistake. It's not right to pick on the autistics

>>78096139
>fauning
It's "fawning," idiot. Don't use our language if you can't spell. Fucking retarted mongol.

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>>78092656
>replying to a 10 hour old post saying "fuck off"

doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

I didn't know you could call timeout after icing the puck. Super necessary fix.

The offside challenge rule is a bit extreme. It's going to end up double-screwing some team who should have had the call go their way and instead winds up a man down for an off-ice '''''penalty'''''

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>>78096170
Nah, I meant fauning.

>>78096208
Meant to reply to
>>78095952

>>78083133
93+1

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>>78094260

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>>78096170
>retarted

Stop making fun of Jesse. He worked really hard on learning how to speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814pVen6eCU&feature=youtu.be

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>>78096290
So cute ;)

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What's he thinking about /hoc/?

New bulju video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QdLOiqcDo

>>78096491
sleep tight pulju

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>>78096520

>>78096543
sleep tight bulju

>>78096543
sleep tight bulju