/heem/

This is the one

>>78044543
aids thread

Who is the fighter who defines 'grinder?' Jon Fitch, maybe?

Fucking kek these guys are exhausted

>>>/biz/3342081
Dockie is getting bullied

>>78044768
fuck off

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Name one (1) fighter who could beat motivated Bob Sapp

>>78044875
Big Nog did

>>78044875
Depends on what Sapp is motivated to do

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Oh so you a boxer now Conner?

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who /low-key lee/ here?

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What is the /heem/ consensus on Joey Diaz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlKPBcDCiwk

>21 years old
>4th pro fight
>have to fight Palhares

JRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjegWo2oPVg

GET IN HERE

>>78044768
>what Coral Springs does on the weekends

>>78044956
holding a belt you didn't win is pretty cringey

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>>78044956

>>78044768
how do you know that that guy is dockie unless youre docksperg himself

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>tfw no thicc 40 year old wmma gf

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>>78044685

>>78045376
this fight was great

>>78045333
Because dockie was shilling ARK here a couple months ago, that is the topic of that thread, and the person sperging out there is named heembro. I'm pretty much a pro detective.

>>78044929
The best part is that Mayweather carried him to the last round. He could have ended it at any time. It really seems like 99% of MMA fans/casuals don't understand just how humiliating that fight was. This boxer at the Mayweather gym explains it perfectly starting at 1:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmr4yNLrwAY

>>78045473
>dockie was shilling ARK

Was he, Coral? Because you're the only attention-seeking sperg around.

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why is joe rogan such a """mighty""" mouse fan

he fucking blows my guy, the only person he fought he lost

Maldonado up now

https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec

>>78045595
Why is it bad to consider DJ the world's best p4p because he's a manlet, but it's okay to think GSP is the GOAT, even though any heavyweight could literally kill him?

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>>78045383

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>tfw finally caught up on the card and can post in /heem/ again

What memes have I missed lads?
Volkov/Struve was a great card from top to bottom. Main Event had a great pace, pretty spicy, some awesome knockouts and some good callouts too desu. Give Zabit Artem, and Taisumov can have Chiesa after that Knockout. Darren Till with Ponzi is fine be me too, though that guy needs to stop goofing around in his fights.

Feel for Struve though

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>>78045638
>>78044768
hahahaha, Oral makes some retarded posting outing himself, calls Heem police top lol

Is Anderson Silva's wrestling any good?

>>78045636
because DJ fought canlets. I dont think GSP the GOAT but he fought real fighters

Could marc diakiese beat mcgregor?

>>78045812
Ask Chael Sonnen

>>78045840
DJ has fought every other ranked flyweight. We don't know them because nobody cares when people smaller than your 12 year old boy are fighting.

>>78045595
>the only person he fought he lost
Really makes the almonds rustle

Only casuals hate on mighty mouse, and they do it to fit in. The worst response he should illicit is apathy cause he certainly doesn't do anything outrageous to make anyone hate him, for any reason.

>>78045884
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but Sonnen is unironically one of the best analysts in MMA

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>>78045693
Just some decent webms. Prelims were great, those white Muslims are gonna take over, man.

>>78045686
what's your point?

>>78045923
>when i break anderson silva's record i will be the greatest mma fighter of all time
really activates my almonds

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>oh so you a wrestler now

Anyone have any fedor emelianenko webms?

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>oh so you a boxer now

>>78046055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMXNUZ6i97o

>>78045959
Thanks lad. Hopefully the better ones get reposted so I can catch up. I think I can make webm's from the card too if anyone wants but I figure most of it is done so there's no need Barbarena fight crapped out on me though.

I see Askren is retiring, what the hell man. I still had hope for him to come to UFC somehow.

Is there a bigger pussy in MMA than Khabib?

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>>78046055

>>78046046
You guys are getting desparate. But I would like explained to me the hatred for the guy that single handedly saved MMA.

>>78046107
Hey, pussy. Are you making weight?

>>78046117
nobody hates Nate the great

>>78046107
germaine

>>78046107
GSP takes that title.

>>78046145
>>78046153
Both great answers

BASED MALDONADO

>>78045960
Conner got whooped by a 40 year old man with glass hands. No matter what he does, he'll always have that L.

Where do I apply to be a /heem/ police officer?

What does the training consist of?

>>78046107
Bisping

Faked injury for 1 year to avoid Romero

>>78046204
You first have to learn the ways of the cuckold. Then you have to develop a pathetic jealous hatred for conor mcgregor

>>78046117
>the man who destroyed 2 divisions by not defending his title for years saved MMA
>the man who started the trend of MONEY FIGHTS built around mandrama saved MMA
>the man who went to boxing for money saved MMA
t. literal 196er

>>78046293
>bulgaria

>>78045508
>Bro he could have just KOed him in like 10 seconds

Perhaps Floyd could, be there's no way for him to know that, and that's why the smart thing to do was start slowly. He could have got killed like Aldo for charging in like a retard.

Maldonado just won by submission in Russia

>>78046092
The crowd webm Aussie showed up so pretty much everything got covered. I'm sure it'll keep trickling out over the next couple days.

Too bad about Askren, but I can't say I'm surprised, he's probably making more money as a coach with the trouble he's had getting fights.

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/4/16251784/bellator-veteran-sergio-da-silva-arrested-for-alleged-role-bank-robbery-mma-fighter-crime-nypd-news

>I was just holding the bellator stream for a friend, officer

>>78046327
m8 everyone knows Canada is the worst poster on /heem/

>>78046117
>single handedly saved MMA.
MMA didn't need any saving when he showed up.

>>78046380
stick to soccer.

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>>78046107
Biggest cowards in MMA countdown:

>Number 5 - Cris Cyborg
For years she complained that there was no featherweight division in the UFC. Dana even accommodated her demands and gave her a 140 catchweight bout, in which she almost killed herself while cutting for it. Real reason she won't go down to bantamweight is because there's actual competition there, not just single moms and part time waitresses. Also steroids.

>Number 4 - Conor McGregor
Had the easiest path to a title fight ever, then an even easier path to his next belt. Not entirely his fault: Dana orchestrated the whole thing because he couldn't afford a loss. He has fought literally one contender, all other fights were mismatches. Alvarez was probably the most undeserving belt holder in UFC history, again, Conor got lucky with his timing.

>Number 3 - Michael Bisping
Gets belt, "defends" it against guy who should be in a care home, then again an even easier opponent whose coming out of retirement and weights 20 pounds less than him. Worst of all this is in a division that has plenty of good fighters more deserving of him.

>Number 2 - GSP
Wrestlefucking decision machine, he knows his tactics aren't going to work against the current welterweights (can you imagine trying to wrestlefuck Demian Maia? Or win on decision versus Tyron?) so he moves up weight class and faces Bisping. Here we now have two cowards going head to head, and this is supposed to be the highlight of the year.

>Number 1 - Demetrious Johnson
Pound for pound #1 my ass. He hasn't fought ANYONE in years, last real fight was against Cruz and he lost. Dana asks him to move up to bantamweight for a real challenge and he bitches out and whines about being "forced to fight". What's the matter, can't put on a few pounds? Hope the flyweight division is removed and this joke goes back to playing Twitch for spare change.

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>>78046055

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>>78046153
Wow weird seeing a Canadian without his dick in GSP's ass.

>>78045473
>actually being this up to date with heemspergs
for sure go spend some time outside my man

>>78046559
that's probably the most memorable moment in mma history

imagine being there

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjegWo2oPVg

get in here bois

>>78046562
I'm not french canadian, regular canadians hate french canadians more than anyone on earth.
>>78046559
thx m8. Only fedor can come back from that suplex on his head.

Brandao coming up now

https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec

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>>78046656
I have a ton of Fedor webms, guy was a human highlight reel for a while

>>78046629
*gasps in japanese*

>>78046703
>sketchy link
idkm8

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>>78046723

>>78046493
well an actuallyunironic post I can agree with for once

what do you have against Cyborg though? What you wrote isn't even internally consistent

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>>78046629
That's before my time but even on tape it looks like he snapped his neck

why are these niggers naked

Biz here. What does heem actually stand for? Also thanks for making the bants on biz that much more hilarious.

PS Conor got BTFO like everyone knew he would. Now I kind of want to watch boxing or mma. Where to start and do I have to pay the cable Jew to do so?

>>78046703
I want to hear this announcer do some black metal, jesus

>>78046761
aren't all streams sketchy links?

>>78046656
Canadians don't really hate anything.

t. lived in Canada for 2 years, only thing people really hated was Geese and racism.

>>78046920
His
Erection
Enters
Me

>>78046920
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

>>78046920
Heem
Everyone
Especially
Mom

>>78046839
he was so nimble for a guy of his stature.
>>78046723
I think the best fedor, was fedor coming back from fuck ups.

>>78046920
having erectile enemas monthly

>>78046761
Looks clean

https://www.virustotal.com/#/url/28ae1392cab192450e612038df8dee93d5bb0491d2d0f10a1cad8df22b156900/detection

>>78046920
Please leave, we already have the sperg quota filled.

>>78046920
grow up

>>78046947
Where in canada? I lived in alberta for 14 years and everyone hated natives/tree huggers

Now i live in BC where everyone hates people who think smoking weed is for losers.

>>78046920
This is the obese spammer who doubles down as a docklet dwarf

>>78046920
I thought coralspergs was on vacation until tomorrow

>>78047215
Schaub

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His
Erection
Emasculates
Max

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>>78047215
The GOAT, Bisping

>>78047215
Alistair overheem

>>78047223
Dockie constantly tries to redirect everything to Springsbro.

>>78047215
schaub

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>>78047215
I thought we already had Heemo

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CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
WBC Moneyweight champion

>>78047084
Why on earth would you want to live in this liberal cesspit of a province?

Are you guys seriously not watching this right now??

>>78047297
lol who is dockie?

>>78047344
>NDP in berta
>living eastcoast canada with all the canned wiener eating retards
There's no better options. As long as you stick to rural areas in BC you're fine.

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>>78047297
>Springsbro

Nice try coralsperg.

Brandao just jumped of the cage and left mid fight

this guy would not last past 8 miles

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>>78047215
Reem

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>>78046117
>the guy that single handedly saved MMA.

>>78047215
Brendan Schaub

>>78047436
>time heals all wounds
he means roids.

What the fuck?

>>78047350
What's going on with Brandao?

>Semmy was in Volkov's corner
If he was in Struve's/trained Struve then maybe that tall fuckhead would have a jab.

>>78047478
nobody and i mean nobody likes struve here dude wasnt that clear already

>>78047473
He got headbutted, ref stopped the fight to warn his opponent, Brandao disengaged, his opponent landed some GnP before the ref stepped in, Brandao kicked him in the throat and jumped out of the cage.

TKO(left)

>>78047400
this clusterfuck is way more entertaining than your average ufc card desu

>>78047473
I thought the russian bit him or something for a second.
But he seemed to just completely mentally collapse after he gave the russian that illegal kick

>>78047534
>>78047515
wtf
Thanks bros, I tuned in but it was after the commotion

>>78046493
who is this fluid druid?

>>78047084
Ottawa. It was like every one there was mentally 50 years old. I went out one night, nobody got drunk, by 1am the streets were empty, everyone tucked into bed.

TKO (opponent hit the referee)

>>78047215
BisKing

>>78047215
Tyron Woodley

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>>78047327
>moneyweight

>>78047215
No Love

>>78047593
>>78047327
kek you actually added it, good lad

Cody: boxing background
Holloway: boxing background
McGregor: boxing background
Woodley: wrassler with an overhand right
Bisking: boxing background
Stipe: boxing background

What gives?

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>>78047215

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>>78047215
Yoel bless

>>78047215
Satan

>>78047634
It's almost like Boxing is a Martial Art that people Mix with other Martial Arts

Almost

Reminder that there are """""people""""" in this thread right now that have askren and or Lima in their welterweight top 5

>>78047634
There is literally no-one in the ufc that doesnt box

>>78047634
Boxing is taking over because it's superior

Meme Thai and jewshitsu have been completely exposed

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>>78047215
The City of WMMA

also Friyie posting

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>>78047215
Romero

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>>78047215
>>78047774

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>>78047215

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>>78047215
Based till

>>78047714
We are seeing more kicks than we ever have. There was a time when you'd go cards without a headkick landed, now there's a headkick ko every 5 bouts

>>78047642
this guy couldn't possibly have been on juice

>>78047215
Danis

HEAD MOOMENT

>>78047852
Now the average fighter has a better grappling base they can get away with more flashy tma

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>>78047634

>>78047215
Artem

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>>78047897
new head mooment Owen 'Yes Man' Roddy

>>78047764
Anderson Silva (the actual best ever) is pure Muay Thai and BJJ.

>>78047215
Dominick Cruz

>>78047951
Popping doesn't make you the GOAT

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN CONOR YOU FUCKING CASUALS

Does Borg have a real chance? I like his confidence but haven't seen much of his fights

Anyone else fucking hate Nunes? Can't wait for that bitch to lose. She looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Mickey Mouse

Gilbert vs THATGUY is gonna be legit

>>78047951
He literally had a couple pro boxing fights and loves boxing you idiot, his striking is in absolutely no way pure must Thai

>>78047215
Ben Askren

>>78047215
Weidman's dad

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>>78047965
Everybody's on steroids bud

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>>78047215
Platinum GOAT

>>78047215
Korean superboy

>>78047215
Shob

>>78047215
brendan Schaub

>>78047989
i don't know why i bother reply to people who can't read

>boxing background
>anderson silva has a muay thai background

>>78048001
So close

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>>78047215

>>78047215
Roman Reigns

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>>78047215
Bork Laser

>>78048020
You're mixing up two completely different posts you dumb fucker, nobody claimed Anderson Silva had a pure boxing background but you wrote this exact quote:

>Anderson Silva (the actual best ever) is pure Muay Thai and BJJ.

Which is a load of bollocks, his striking isn't pure muay thai at all

>>78047215
>irst person to get trips chooses /heem/'s official mascot.
who the fuck are you to make these calls faggot

>>78047951
>Filipino Boxing

>>78047951
>>78047951
>Anderson
>BJJ

For sure he has horrible scrambling

>CoralGOD bless this thread
Docksperg BTFO

Heeminder NONE of you can beat Coral Springs EVER never forget it.

>>78044543
Joanna: Free Money

rose will get mauled in the clinch lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_GCI-XOQQ

Eire

Miesha Tate's butthole

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>>78048025
No worries, he'll still grow up to heem Tyrone and usher the PLATINUM era

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>78048097
>t. coralcuck
make more heem police memes

>>78048097
fast forward to the part you have a mental breakdown and start spamming scat

Jewshitsu is so last generation, we're living in the sambo world now you just haven't realised yet

>>78048097
Coral Springs is the best friend simulator on this general, he has mindfucked just about everyone. He does my job for me hahaha

>>78047634
>McGregor: boxing background

This is simply just not true, he can't box at all, if anything his background is taekwondo cause he always sets things up with his kicks and teeps.

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>>78048122
>coral springs couldn't even get into a MetroPCS commercial

Some "fan"

>>78048087
Try not talking like an ubernigger nobody has any clue what youre saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83HWYYA8qAw

i'll give you 30 minutes to name something funnier than paige's boxing

>>78048179
Your life

>>78047215
Michelle Waterson

>>78048151
Fake news, don't worry, /heem/ police is on the scene. Coral told you who that guy was last week.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77932927/#77935359

>>78048152
>nobody has any clue what youre saying

>Anderson Silva
>BJJ

Lol are you dumb or something?

>>78048106
They might as well just let Gadelha fight her again, nobody else even has a chance

>>78047215
Schaub

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>>78047215

>>78048215
this

I really want the mascot to be Miesha Tate's butthole. #fortune

War Machine

>>78046076

Imagine Pacquiao had punched him and not Mayweather. McNigger would be dead.

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>>78048222
Fucking faggot I was so close >>78048223

If you hadn't posted that her butthole would have been mascot.

>>78048223
Neck yourself you mandrama watching loser, no one cares about le trips xD

#Idiot

>>78048222
SCHAUB ALWAYS WINS

>>78048222
delete this post right now faggot

>>78048215
>>78048222
Tiger Schaub it is

>>78048222
That settles it....

>>78048228
You dumb?

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>>78048222
Based

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>>78047215
The one, the only

>>78048222
Repeat after me fellas.
Schaub
is
god

>>78048147
It's an objective fact that for years the only thing he trained was boxing

Listened to an interview on 5 live with his first boxing coach phil Sutcliffe and then another interview about him going to sbg for the first time and being cocky with boxing only round to start with but then getting submitted by kavangh

Doesn't matter if it isn't his primary style now it 100% is his background

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Docksperg having a meltdown

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"This" isn't a fighter

>>78047979
>Does Borg have a real chance?
No one's giving him one, no. He's 2-1 in his last 3 going up against Demetrious Johnson.

As for 215, it's an alright card. I wasn't too interested but then I saw RDA was on it and so was Stephens so I thought maybe it's not so bad. Think the prelims might be a bit dire but main card is looking nice. Probably won't sell well but will be hilarious if it's one of the best selling PPV's of the year for some bizarre reason

>>78048286
this is the

>>78048286
>Dubs decides what I listen to xD
>cringe
Go back to ruining /asp/ you manchild

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>>78048296

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remember this woman joanna mauled? yeah. she finished rose LMAO. oh and karolina beat up rose in the clinch! lmfao

>>78048296
i never understood how zack galafankis has been able to destroy people in MMA

Woodley won the decision, Maia won the fight

>>78048284
Boxing isn't his background and it never has been. If more people knew this, they wouldn't have been confident betting any money on him. He did boxing for 2 years when he was a teenager, then switched over to MMA where he started incorporating kicks a lot more than punches.

>>78048222
APOLOGIZE

>>78048337
>Maia won the fight
Getting dropped and not landing a single takedown? Oh for sure 100%

>>78048360
But think about the angles my guy

kevin lee got heemed by a jab lool

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>217 is unironically headlined by an Interim Lightweight title bout between Lee and Ferguson

Holy shit they were really desperate for a main event weren't they? No wonder they didn't wait for Khabib, that's a panic PPV

>>78048337
Cruz won the fight

Cody won the descision

>>78048389
Fuck khabib

>>78048393
Completely right

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>>78048319
you're a little bitch my guy

rose got all the way to the final of the TUF, and lost.

karolina won a split decision, nothing to write home about.

she is much more experienced now. not saying she will beat joanna but it won't be an easy fight.

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UFC 183 did 650k buys and it was Anderson's big return

With this knowledge, there's 100% chance Bisping vs. GSP doesn't do even 900k

100% chance

>>78048302
Probably because this has been a pretty weak year for UFC. I mean other than Jones vs DC there has been no big card

>>78048308
wat

>>78048311
im not the guy you were replying to. quit writing cringey twitter-tier shit on here

>>78048319
she beat rose due to cardio issues. rose could get out of the grappling exchanges early but gassed out. she better have improved her gastank to compete with sheem queen

>>78048370
it technically is but fuck the rules. MODS==FAGS

>>78048393
>>78048337
we just making shit up now?

>>78048370
On a thread where you get dozens of soft core porn spammers and a literal shitposter, I don't think that's our worst problem

>>78048389
that's 216 mate, and it's a much better and more exciting fight than 217 retiree "main event"

>>78048319
>MMA-Math
This is how you know someone is a casual.

>>78048420
900k is way too high, why would you expect 900k? Viewership numbers in general are low this year. I'd be really surprised at 900k. What did Jones/DC 2 do?

>>78048345
Started at crumblin boxing club aged 12 in 2000 or 2001 then exclusively trained boxing until 2006

For sure dude hasn't got a boxing background though my guy LOL

>>78048450
800k
But this is an MSG card so I added an extra 100k, personally I believe it won't do over 600k

>>78048450
Estimated at 850 I believe. With the way things have been going they should be thrilled to do better than 300, it's been a disastrous year

>>78048487
Didn't the UFC cut from the MayMac pie made up for it ?

>>78048470
For sure that wide stance is from a boxing background my guy

Have you guys seen this documentary avout the Salton Sea? It's AMAZING.

>>78048481
I think 600k is more realistic for 217, if that.
GSP has been out a while and the sport went through a ridiculous change in his time away. I'm not sure he'll bring the buys

>>78048515
So you don't know the definition of the word background? Should have guessed

I bet you think the fact Woodley throws leg kicks and overhand rights means that his background isn't wrestling too lmao

>>78048572
He's a boring decision machine too so it's not like anyone will be hyping up his KO power.

>>78047979
i honestly hope borg misses weight tbqhwy

>>78048575
His background literally isn't boxing lol, you got conned into thinking it was for the "money fight"

And stop bringing up Woodley when it's unrelated, he fights exactly like an American wrestler with the overhand, Mcgregor doesn't fight like a boxer at all.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmD6CxeFSo
>tfw "simulated killing" actually ends up killing you at your prime

Wish they'd bin the 125 division

Mighty mouse Vs Cruz was a good scrap and it would be nice having him, cejudo and Joe b in at 135

>>78048470
They probably made up the lost revenue but they still haven't figured out how to pull their normal PPV numbers out of the toilet without established star power. They're not going to get a MayMac to bail them out every year

>>78048617
Yeah for sure my dude my man, exclusively training boxing from age 12 to around age 17 means his background is karate because of how he fights today

Thanks for clearing that up and thanks for reminding me that actually Dan Henderson's background was boxing because now he throws punches

>>78048636
meant for
>>78048514

https://chas.tv/channel/boec
this is comfy

>>78048609
lol won't it still count for DJ though?

>>78048575
>>78048617
this is a boring argument

>>78048420
they'd be lucky to do 500k imo

>>78048629
Then you'd just have a bunch of undersized bantamweights gatekeeping

>>78048656
>because of how he fights today
Lol casual he's always fought with a wide stance, you can't say someone's background is boxing just cause they did it for a few years when they were in their early teens lol you're actually dumb.

>Now bringing up Hendo
You literally know nothing about MMA

>>78048671
it won't be a title fight

>>78048698
Yeah for sure I can 100% see how him exclusively training boxing from ages 12 to 17 means his background is karate because of his wife stance, makes complete sense when you consider what the word background means

It's tough to my dude, I guess on second thought I do remember hendo having a boxing background, thanks for reminding me

Reminder that Daniel cornier has a muay Thai background because he threw some kicks once

Him wrestling for 6 months as a kid doesn't count

>>78048745
>>78048773
Lol this kid is actually dumb. Conner's background is taekwondo/karate not boxing. Get over it.

wheres the webm of brandao ruining what was left of his career

>>78048797
Yeah for sure dude I remember hearing him getting a black belt from crumlin karate school

>>78048822
Just skip to the part where you spam scat. I'm supposed to be getting ready to go to a bbq anyway and need to get off my ass.

what is this autistic shit-flinging i've stumbled upon

Does Rogan not have AC in the studio? Why are they shirtless?

>>78048857
We were just discussing my favourite college wrestler, Conor McGregor

>>78048857
A britsperg is triggered I said Conner isn't a boxer

>>78048773
McGregor has zero documented amateur fights. Zero. Having a background in boxing isn't the same thing as hitting the heavy bag at the rec center once a week

>>78048894
conor isn't a boxer though

Rampage Jackson has a wrestling base because he wrestled in high school.

>>78048912
Yes I know, but britsperg believes that he is.

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>>78048773

>>78048876
>Not allowing your body to acclimate to the natural temperature of your environment
Enjoy living in an incubator your entire life. I bet you don't even walk around barefoot, faggot.

>>78048923
might as well not even argue, looks like it's going nowhere
plus the guy actually seems to have a double-digit iq

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Actually Cody has a wrestling background my guy

Pic related: Him when he was a teen wrestling in a high school gym.

>>78048903
Here's McGregor's boxing coach talking about him having amateur fights

http://www.independent.ie/sport/other-sports/boxing/he-came-in-wearing-football-boots-and-just-started-hitting-the-bags-conor-mcgregors-first-foray-into-boxing-35834238.html

I guess that's nothing in comparison to the link you're about to provide from his karate coach about his extensive karate background and amateur karate bouts though, right?

>>78048923
>>78048934
You could have left it a little longer between posts so it wasn't so obvious you were samefagging bud

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post the funniest shit that happened this year so far.

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>>78049006
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>>78049006

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>>78049014
>>78049015

>>78048979
http://www.boxing-scoop.com/show_boxer.php?boxer_ID=8039

This is Stipe Miocic's amateur record. Show me Conor McGregor's amateur record. A puff piece playing up his chances against Mayweather means nothing

>>78049062
Find me even name of McGregor's karate instructor from when he was a kid first bud

>>78049062
holy shit would you shut the fuck up already

Give me 1 (ONE) good reason why the flyweight division should exist.

>>78049096
>get btfo
>s-stfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=604&v=8gw_IvAzbcc

was the ref in the wrong here?

>>78049110
im not even the guy you were talking to

>>78049107
to make filthy casuals like yourself leave /heem/ forever

>>78049118
yes

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>muh grappling
>muh bjj
>muh gracies
yet
>every single current champion is a stand up striker
teach any elite boxer kicking and tdd and they'd dominate mma within 2 years simply because they are superior athletes who managed to thrive in a talent pool that is orders of a magnitude larger. ronda rousey and mcconner going from welfare and fucking around at his local gym with mick and paddy to 2 division champ in like 3yrs is enough proof that this sport is simple not competitive rn

who is your favorite female bantamweight signed to the ufc?

Mcgregor isn't a boxer, he has no amateur boxing bouts that are in recorded history. The only people I know who have actual boxing records in MMA are Masvidal and Garbrandt. Majority of other fighters are:
a) High school/college wrestlers (90%)
b) BJJ enthusiasts (Mostly Brazilians)
c) Karate/Judo/boxercise practicioners
d) Olympic wrestlers (.05%...Mcmann, DC, Romero, Cejudo)

/autisticargument

>>78049119
and im not the other guy either

>>78049107
They should scrap it and put an actual midgets division in it's stead.

>>78049136
yeah keep kicking at that no name gym of yours bro

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>>78049136
>in before seething DCucks

>>78049107
To trigger casual losers like you with a napoleon complex

>>78049136
Kickboxing's talent pool is a lot smaller

>>78049136
>He thinks rizin is MMA

>>78049136
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

these boxing vs mma arguments are getting pretty old man

>>78049137
mcmann is my waifu

>>78049139
ok

>>78049138
Fabio Maldonado is like 25-0 in boxing.

Holy shit did my bait post really cause you spergs to argue for literal hours?

>>78047634

cody no dad is the only legit boxer in the ufc. he actually has a boxing pedigree and has trained since he was a child. all the other """boxers""" like masvidal, perry, etc. are goobers who have less than 5 fights and were trained by some nobody trainer.

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>>78049175
I'm sure there's more, but those are the only ones I know of. Most MMA fighters can't box to save their lives.

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>>78049187

>>78049195
Good thing they aren't boxers then. They probably can't pole vault very well either.

Reminder that the American amateur boxing circuit is an absolute joke and shcaub won golden gloves after 6 months of training

>>78049175
The term can crusher gets overused but it's appropriate here. Over half his opponents had zero wins

http://boxrec.com/en/boxer/171565

How do you pronounce Jedzejczyk?

>>78049237
Young yay check I think

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>>78049237

>>78049232
Look at the first 10-15 fights of pretty much any famous boxer and they're all extreme cans

Boxing does journeyman and early can crushing to the extreme

>>78049218
The sport requires knowing how to punch correctly though when 99% of them can't

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>>78049237
The same way you write it

>implying boxing isn't just cans crushing other cans

Are there any male Olympic boxers who chose MMA instead of pro boxing?

>>78049232
>>78049265
how do cans even exist? merely to pad other fighter's stats for the right money? at what point should a fighter call it quits? how sad is it to see a guy with a 2-15 record

if i gave a fuck about boxing i would go to /box/

i don't come shitting up your threads about how elite boxers can't wrestle

MayMac is over. find something else to talk about

>>78049278
And yet boxers get destroyed when they get in the octagon.

>>78049300
It's guys who love boxing but weren't good enough earning at least a bit of money

Sometimes they can make more than just having a normal shitty job

>>78049322
>And yet boxers get destroyed when they get in the octagon.
Holly Holm, Stipe, Cody, all UFC champs in the past 2 years