/tennis/ - Flushing Meadows Day 6

>>78007447
Some players love the big stages. It's a big difference in motivation playing a qualifying and playing in the AA against Nadal.

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>the landlocked country of Espana

>0/6

>dropping a set to a literally who
>channeling your inner Fedora

fuck roidal

>mayer has never won against a top 10 opponent
tip top kek

Kasatkina

Lovely upset incoming

kek

Fucking claybabby

Is John Mayer our guy

imagine fed and nadal both losing

>>78007622
GOOD LOVE IS ON THE WAY

>>78007630
Imagine that happening and Queery winning a slam

>>78007630
Clearing the way for DelPo

>>78007630
I just thought the same .kek

>>78007630
theyre both like 49 years old, its time already

>>78007562
Pics

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>this whole set might devolve into defensive volleying

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Roberta Vinci is the Harold Godwinson of tennis

>extremely difficult victory against Hardrada/Serena
>can't recover and get cucked by William the Bastard/Flavia

Is Mayer an Argentina nazi experiment?

>moonballing
Is this the WTA?

>>78007667
There are a lot of fun, younger meme women's players right now but when Fed and Nadal are done it will not be the same for the men

>shanks

>>78007706
atp is already shit rn

What's with those "argentinian" players. "Mayer" "Schwartzman". I bet they had really nice grand parents who did nothing wrong.

>>78007731
they did literally nothing wrong

>>78007731
hitler moved to argentina in 1944

>>78007731
Scwartzman is a literal jew, Argentina is a weird country

SHE LIKES ME FOR ME NOT BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE LEONARDO

name a worse #1 then nadal

>>78007826
PCAK

>>78007726
Yeah. I'm enjoying the women's so far right now.

>>78007826
At least he didn't lose to Pospisil

What Fognini said was rude and unacceptable in professional sports, but it wasn't misogynistic at all. Men use the same insults on each other.

>>78007826
Marcelo Ríos

>>78007842
Are your pants on?

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>>78007826

>>78007854
He called her a whore which is misogynistic

>>78007826
murray

>>78007867
It's not though. It's as misogynistic as calling someone a retard or faggot.

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What the fuck is her problem?

>>78007886
too perfect

>>78007854
No male calls another male a whore

>>78007867
what if she is a whore?

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>>78007826

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you now remember when Rafa was good

>>78007886
She's garbage

Xisca is so fucking worried.

Xisca looks like will give no bjs today

Xisca in tears

Xisca something

>>78007886
>win first three sets
>start playing like shit
>stop trying
>fake an injury
>start playing slightly better
>stop trying again
>act butthurt to pure kasatkina

I can't wait for her to get suspended for slugging a competitor in the jaw one of these days

>>78007927
>tfw Rafa won't marry you and have qt twins

>>78007874
>Replying to yourself

will Rafa just retire after this year?

>>78007940
*games

>>78007959
he honestly should just play clay for another 4 season

>>78007959
No, he wants more Clay titles

>hold serve
>crowd goes wild

>the poorly maintained Plaza de la Rafael Nadal

>>78007951
>spelling out anonymous with a lower case a

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>>78007865

>>78007826
wozniacki

Mayer can't keep this up the whole match can he?

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PACK MIND

>>78007959
No but Federeddit will after this slam

>mayer serving motion

rate this

>>78007886
bad serve

>>78007927
>>78007929
>>78007932
>>78007934
Same fag

>>78008003
I was the first tho, the others are just copycats.

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What's the most you ever lost on a ball toss?

>>78008039
>>78008003
same fag

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>>78008003
Xisca is cute.

Cute!!

>>78008069
>losing who serves first against karlovic, therefore the whole match

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>People were making erotic posts about Vandeweghe's sweat in the last thread

>>78008100
10is is disgusting sometimes

>>78008100
Fuck off JT

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>double faulting into deuce
>the white ethno-state of Argentina

Rafa is pissed lol, you rarely see that

mayer is waluigi in mario tennis 64

>mayer gets a time violation
>against the biggest time violator in the sport
And people say this sport isn't rigged

>>78008143
Your post was 20 seconds before my stream gave him the warning

>>78008158
hes live at flushing meado

Anyone using ESPN3? Why does this shit keep losing signal?

>>78008143
Yep, seems like he's trying to go off-script in the second set. ATP can't have that

>>78008028
10/10

>>78007983
>Not doing this

Lend Mayer your energy
\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

>>78008176
It's fine for me. Watching from a desktop

is the one handed backhand for patricians?

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Just fucking break him already

>>78008212
go back to re*dit

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FINNISH THIS GAME ALREADY

>>78008232
>It will be 2AM before Fed takes to court

>>78008111
>Every vandewhale post is me
Umm sorry sweetie but no

>>78008227
pay debts

>>78008217
>>78008232
tomorrow is sunday

>>78008232
You want the game to kill itself after drinking heavily?

>>78008227
Go back to clay ya dumb clayperson

>>78008252
NUMALES OUT

>>78008258
Tomorrow is Monday

I'm sweatier then Nadal already.

LET'S GO LE-O LET'S GO

RAFA SHOOK

>>78008290
post pic

>be Shartdal
>don't return a serve
What did he mean by this?

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>World Number 1 (one)

>showing his actual ID on cam
Well that was stupid

>#1
>can't break there

k.

>>78008313
He's still 10x better than Murrie

BTFO

MOTHER OF GOD

you know its a saturday evening in an american grand slam because all the pleb ABN are here shitposting

>>78008342
>this assmad Nadal is getting btfo

>>78008323
There are no relevant American men in tennis today

masterful play there

>1.5 sets
>time elapsed: 1:45
What did Rafa mean by this?

>>78008356
its best of 5 pleb

>>78008335
>>78008340
What happened?

>>78008359
Queery beat Murrie in Wimbledon sorry to tell that you mate

>>78008342
What's the matter, friend? Butt-flustered? :3

>>78008359
serena williams

>>78008342
/tennis/ is filled with federedditors what do you expect?

>>78008288
deep
>>78008258
umm sweetie, it's already 2am in Finland time

>>78008301
Lewd

>>78008388
Touché

>>78008342
>he thinks being ABN is not a patrician option
that brain suits ya, spain

>>78008380
Just b yourself. But seriously, girls are hornier than us, you just need to make yourself available.

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>>78008371
absolutely seething

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>>78008380
>actually believing him

Mayer is staying to crumble, few can pay like he did in the first set for too long.

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and ive only been here for the last 30 minutes

>>78008451

daily reminder to not respond to the argentier exam skipper

>>78008380
hes probably lying. but yeah it happens m8
just like tennis. some ppl are like fed/nadal and then the rest are tomic

Can someone tell Rafa that standing 10m behind the baseline to hit a shot is not the way?

>>78008462
one of the best posters to be quite honest

10th time the charm?

>>78008479
t. the absolute worst poster

>>78008480
nope
>0/10

>>78008478
He made his career playing l like that, old dogs and all.

>schedling a match only 90 minutes after Federer starts play on same court
what did they mean by this?

>>78008484
fuck off

>>78008480
This is 10is

>>78008484
It's funny because it's true

>>78008479
did finland win their games today

>>78008497
Fed will retire on back injury

>the last thread isn't even halfway out of the catalog
When did /sp/ become so dead?

>>78008484
I think of myself as more of a divisive poster

>>78008513
When we lost /bet/

>hey rafa, theres a chink poster on this japanese cartoon forum that thinks that you should change the playstyle that made you the 2nd best player of all time

>>78008421
I am available, mayb Im not brkadcasting this clearly enough?

>>78008437
>>78008473
we've been veri tite griends for yrs; I believe him

>>78008484
Leave commiefinn alone

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>Nadull still not able to finish it

>>78008451
(You)

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>wasting every BP

this mayer fellow can't land a first serve. idk why nadal is even struggling against this guy. it's only 3rd round

>0/11

Fucking break you idiot, goddamnit.

>>78008528
As a man, "available" means being almost aggressively insistent.

>>78008513
Around 2014.

Generals completely gutted the place.

>0/12

>>78008527
Because clay court and hard court are the same and Nadal 2017 is the same as Nadal 2013 amirite?
Stop sniffing the clay, it's making you say dumb things.

>>78008528
ask him for advice then

>Americans will have to wait till 3am burger-time for Federer
kek, now you know how us Kangaroos have felt this entire tournament

>>78008544
>0/12
When Bartolo Colon has a better batting average than you, it's a problem

>>78008502
Finland won 1-0 against Iceland (meme team), which was great revenge after they refballed us in Reykjavik

We lost in basket by three points to Slovenia after our best player choked in the last attack, then he tried to throw a three and broke his ankle lmao. But we still have a good chance to advance to the knock out stage

1/13

Why do Nadal's sister looks whiter than him?

>>78008584
Russia owns Binland in Hockey too

Rafa is so shit. Doggy the fixer is gonna destroy him next round

>>78008596
rafa spends 10+ hours a day outside

>>78008596
Nadal spends most his life outside

>>78008596
spends more time indoors

>>78008596
he stays outside all day chasing ball

>>78008586
>1/14
>the insolvent township of Spain in charge of counting

Finally thank god.

>nadal chest pumping against a player that wasn't even seeded
Embarrassing

gg

servebabbys btfo

>>78008601
actually we always own Russia, but the Swedes own us, which is worse

is mayer family of some escaped SS soldier ?

It's over, I'm going to cook something.

>>78008616
Man is like 42, give him a break.

>>78008634
SS never existed

>>78008573
i hav alredy; he's answer is almost literally 'b urself' 'just wait'.

non-negliglible fact: hes 2m tall and Im 180cm

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novak just had another child
same something nice lads

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Mayer just lose and get off the court plz

>>78008641
nazis then or they also never existed?

>>78008637
post pics of your sopa

>time violations

fucking refball, nadal never gets called out

>>78008650
Is he rich as well

>>78008651
>same something nice lads
You're illiterate also congrats

>>78008624
>can't land a 1 serve
>can't land a fh
>still call him a servebabby anyway
ahahaha the vamos brigade is absolutely seething today

>>78008680
you seem excited today

>>78008680
t. bootyblasted federedditor

sick of these memeplayers letting fed/nadal win

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DISCOMBOBULATED

>>78008680
Mayer's FS is at about 60%, that's hardly:
>cant land a 1 serve

>>78008629
then you always get cucked by somebody else and win nothing

are all fedditors suddenly asleep?

>my stream is a good three minutes slow
Thanks, ESPN.
>>78008665
Have to make sure that Nadull vs Federror match happens

>>78008692
t. dumb americlap woman "i like nadal for his animalistic athleticism" poster

>>78008744
I don't even like Nadal lmao stay mad Fedditor

>>78008670
no, he's middle class like me and also mestizo

>>78008732
They realize that Nadull playing leaves them a few hours still :3

>1/16

Rafa.

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>>78008650
Be relaxed, actually listen and take your time to give a response.

Be honest when talking but be measured. That means drop the shitty racism, sexism, and xenophobia you've probably picked up from spending all of your time here and else where online.

Women are just as nervous and unsure of themselves as men are, they're not alien creatures or celestial beings, treat them like a guy and and cool your raging libido.

Drop the pick up artist advice that gets thrown around online, being congenial works better.

Drop the nice guy victim complex also, you don't deserve sex or a date just for doing normal everyday things such as having decent manners.

Focus on common ground, but don't shun things that are different or you're unfamiliar with.

Casual conversation doesn't need to be rushed, the people that I've liked most in life were the thoughtful quiet ones that didn't blurt out everything that popped into their head. Get it out of your head that silence is awkward, but also learn how to respond with body language, sometimes simply nodding your head is enough of a response to show that you're listening.

You don't have to be constantly charming and witty if you want to keep the conversation going always have at least one question ready. If the person you're talking to is nice enough they'll start asking you question, try not to give one word answers, be detailed.

Normal everyday small talk questions can usually lead to longer conversations. How's school, work, or your hobby, did you see Taylor Swifts new video, did you watch the fight, what do you think about that storm in Texas?

Invite people to hang out, it can be something as simple as going to Target or Walmart. They'll remember and return the favor.

Practice conversation on siblings, cousins or grandparents.

And be Adventurous.

I had a gf that wanted to make more friends but was too scared to do anything or go anywhere or approach people, even with me acting as a buffer or introduction.

>>78008376
Mayer hit a winner

>2/17

Is there are a more easily trollable fan base than Fedfags? It's like the Serbians this time last year

>1 break is enough to break a whiteman's spirit

Why does nadal always take ages to play a game. How much better would he be if he just paced up to minimize court time?

>Rafa bringing out the duck celebration....
>after equalizing against Leonard Mayer
>>78008726
>when you dont know where Finland is but still want to insult us

feels good to be irrellevant, unlike the British empire, which performed unprecedented amounts of murder around the world

>>78008778
>argentina
>white
nice one peru

>>78008732
why comment about federer during a nads match?

>>78008755
ah yes, the inevitable r*ddit insult, perhaps the "you're literally Hitler" equivalent of 4chan

>aaron judge has a white gf
#triggered

>>78008780
He has to keep pushing the cocaine into his asshole to keep energized.

>>78008767
REALLY good post

>>78008767
good bodyfat

>>78008767
that's actually quite helpful and ernest advice

cute :3

MAYER TOILET BREAK ROID UP CONFIRMED

>>78008784
>>78008784
>>78008784
>>78008784

Nadal's shorts are unironically 70s tier length

>that burger spastically dabbing at the rhythm of the music

Xisca going on toilet break reminded me I need to pee
thank you based Xisca

>>78008767
gud post

>>78008832
>>78008784
Congrats on not understanding a 6 year old meme

>>78008837
short shorts are in these days

I bet you wear cargo shorts that go below your knee

Is there a more desperate fanbase than Roidalfags? It's like they know deep down all the top tennis players and commentators think Fed is the GOAT and it's killing them inside.

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Oh boy, only 2 more hours until Fed

>>78008851
>short shorts are in these days
Only for gays and numales. This is a JT post isn't it?

IF feliciano brings his A-LEVEL NOSE than hell win straight sets no doubt

>>78008767
>Be honest when talking but be measured. That means drop the shitty racism, sexism, and xenophobia you've probably picked up from spending all of your time here and else where online.

>did you see Taylor Swifts new video

Don't listen to this faggot. He probably learned his tips from Hollywood movies.

>>78008852
i think usually nadal fans rate federer as the GOAT, only fedditors hate nadal. nadal fans do hate the robot tho

>>78008850
eh?

>>78008868
nu males are too dyel to wear shorts

>>78008767
I'm autistic
Wat do?

>>78008887
Don't Murray fans hate Nadal, too?

I wonder if they intentionally brought in brown ball boys
t. applied to be a ball boy in 2008

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>>78008851

>>78008907
probably idk, they arent relevant tho

>>78008783
I'm actually not British, unironically

>>78008911
>2005
See, short shorts are in these days

>>78008903
Use your math skills to earn fame and get money. Bitches love fame and money.

>>78008907
Do they even exist?

>>78008371
half-hourly reminder

>>78008933
>>78008919
The Scottish are almost relevant.

>>78008933
Yes you could literally be caught using cocaine and the British media will defend you as a '''working class hero'''

Cheeky tenner on Lopez, please no retirement Fed, lose with dignity!

>>78008947
Only four more of those to go until Fed plays

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Ripppinpiece mayers

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>>78008903
join an anime/gaming club
>>78008883
keeping up with at least one thing trending in pop culture works as a icebreaker

>>78008953
i was in london during that episode and can confirm

>>78008923
tarnations, what are you then, IRA?

>aaron judge watches tennis
My whole opinion of him changed

F Leonardo Mayer, he fought bravely and fell like a hero.

>>78008953
British Media fucking hates Murray, he said "anyone but England" as a teenager and supported Scottish Independence by tweet so the right-wing press (which is most newspapers) slag him.

>>78008965
can you turn the flash off and take it again?

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>>78008855
>mfw I'll miss his first mid-match retirement

>>78008983
no actually he wasted our time by taking a set

>>78008975
Close to Binland, actually :D

>>78008994
Por qué?

>>78008983
Eh, I don't know if anything an Argentinean does can be classified as fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

>get broken once
>give up

>>78009004
oh no, It's a Lithuanian plumber D:

>>78009013
doesnt it glow in darkness

>>78009003
This.

>>78009018
Goffin is that you?

>>78008983
>thinking iz ogre
he fought six and a half hours w/ bellucci, u thibk hes done here lmao?

>>78009024
karelia is ours

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>>78009025
sí

>>78009058
very neat

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whos the varg of tennis?

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>45min delay before Roger is on

>wearing pink for anything besides boob cancer

>>78009103
sam querrey

>>78009103
finn poster

>>78009103
kys

>>78009117
federedditor casuals get out

>>78009103
santoro

>>78009043
It's nadal though.

>>78009140
no. commentator said they have to take the day crowed out before the night crowed gets in

>its a camera casually focus on someone watching the match on his phone episode

>>78009168
it's a people dont want to waste their attention on Nadal episode

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I have 70 bucks to blow on amazon

Qué debo comprar?

>>78009103
venus
she killed a man

>>78007959
lgtss
>(You)

>>78009194
dame dinero

>>78009190
More like people are addicted to the simulacra of social media.

>>78009194
dante: inferno, purgatorio, paradiso

>>78009194
buy some comfy socks

>>78009194
I unironically bought a mini trampoline for $25 and I don't regret it. It's so much fun

>>78009194
A new shoe for me

>>78009194
save them and try to get a snes mini

>>78009209
Me das dinero por favor

>>78009194
Bondage gear

>>78008793
are you ok bud? you seem very quiet

>>78009223
Do you use it outside? Are you a manlet?

>there are '''people''' ITT that doubted baldal

>>78009256
No inside I have pretty high ceilings but I worry about the people below so I put a bathroom mat underneath it. So far no complaints

>>78009223
immma buy one because of u m8

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Rate my body lads

>>78009266
>being a woman is har-

>set time: 27 min
Mayer should just fuck off and give up

>>78009194
Buy a gun

>>78009266
Attention whores and vidya, now there's a combination one can live without.

>>78009288
>vietnanon hasnt posted in 28 minutes
i wonder why

are we gonna pretend Mayer has a chance here? lol

>>78009301
>>78009302
lmao just lmao

>>78009254
there's nothing to say about this match, everything is happening the way it should.

>>78009272
bottom twink/10

>>78009319
im glad we agree

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>>78009272
rate mine bb

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>>78009301
>>78009302

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>>78009301
>>78009302
>Proxy posting this ibviously

>>78009319
>everything is happening the way it should.

first time I actually agree with you Vietnam on something, have a (you).

>>78009334
lose weight

>>78009301
>>78009302
There's a certain level of sad that you've hit, anon

>>78009334
>would lick nipples

>>78009334
Where is your body hair?

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rate my captcha

JESUS

>>78009368
Drumpf pls

>>78009361
I'm sad for every match that Nadal wins, because every time it happens tennis dies a little bit.

NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL NADAL

Totally natty

>>78009392
he gets it

>>78009383
He barely reached that ball. In 2009, that would be a blazing banana shot.

It makes me sad

11-1 games

>keys won't start till like 1am
feels baddu

Federer is going to cuck Nadal once last time this year.

>leonardo fucking mayer in a 3R of a slam
>but alexander zverev, dimitrov couldn't
really makes me think...

>>78009430
how?
lopez beats fed tonite

>>78009441
i think he means in london

>>78009441
fat chance

>>78009437
>>but alexander zverev, dimitrov couldn't
>people are still surprised by this

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>all that work from Mayer and it results in 15-15

im starting to feel bad for mayer :(

Mayer looks like someone who would post una vela images on /sp/

>>78009492
I'm feeling bad for Nadal. He's basically finished and it's on show for everyone to see. He's no better than 2015/6.