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/tennis/ - Flushing Meadows Day 4

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Federror is back edition

Site Links
Draws: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/index.html
http://www.scoreboard.com/en/tennis/

Official Stream (Requires US ISP or VPN):
http://www.usopen.org/en_US/interactive/video/live.html

TV:
Europe: Eurosport
USA: ESPN
Australia: FOX Sports

Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/wta-women/

/sp/tennis - Bracket prediction
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx
Password: drumpf
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First for the GOAT Roger Federer
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>>77954768
LA-MONFED
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Fed on quality meds right now
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Monfils playing DGAF tennis is much for more fun to watch than anything that roiderer is doing
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>>77954768
Didn't they break up already? Something about her cheating on him
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>>77954768
Come on Myson I believe in you
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>>77954768
I guess that's better than that Sexy And I Know It singer and Azarenka
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>>77954802
Yeah, that was years ago.
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Stop destroying our comfy 10is threads
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lolz
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Oh boy oh boy
>federror
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>LOL YOUZHNY
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>Fedelel
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fuck me
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J U Ź N Y
U
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N
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>Federer S&Vs on 2nd serve on break points
>loses both points
Genius
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Is Monfils autistic?
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>serve volley second serve down break point
please end this meme
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>>77954850
t. bootyblasted fedditor
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Lads just got home from school. What the heck is happening 2day?
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>THE MUNCIPALITY OF FEDERKELT
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Damn it Donald
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>>77954888
high school student get out
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OBNOXOUS FAT FEDEREDDIT AMERISHARTS BTFO

BASED RUSKIE
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>>77954924
Damn that looks comfy as fuck. Great photo.
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>>77954924
>tfw no fondue making mountain wife
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JUST
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>>77954918
University student pal.
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>fedfags have suddenly dissapeared
Where's that Romanian when you need him?
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That's one strange match
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>american crowds
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lmfao fucking morons in the crowd
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HANG IN THERE YOU RUSSIAN CUNT
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Monfils feasts on anything in the middle of the court, Young has to do something different on the service return
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>>77954974
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>>77954981
;_; Same today was rough
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americans are cucks
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>>77954997
>kc tier posts
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Truly a match made in Hollywood
Federer, an all American hero v Youzhny the soviet kgb robot
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>>77954924
>a full saucepan of bull semen
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here it comes. 10 minute fake injury fed
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>>77954981
I'd have a real smile too if I was taking a picture with Shaq.
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Of course, Youzhny choking was the only way he would win this set.
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fedhaters suddenly disappeared in this thread

what's wrong, guys? did you choke on something?
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The crowd acrtually booed that Youzhny winner to save set point

What a bunch of horrible fat cunts they are. Dreadful """people"""
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What's the 4th set Federer score?
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That crowd is disgusting
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What if you shit yourself on the court
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so much for not choking against a half-crippled
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ABFs MILLENIALS ON SUICIDE WATCH
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN THE GOAT ALREADY STARTED HIS CAREER YOU WORTHLESS SEMEN
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What a cancerous crowd.
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Fed trying to improve his 5th set record this year.
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>>77955061
>implying jew yorkers are Americans, let alone people
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>Federer disappears
What did the swiss meant by this
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>>77955085
Federer is a millennial
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love fed but that was pretty great when youzhny saved set point and screamed lmao
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>>77955058
Fuck Federerror nigger, he's not going to win the US Open anyway
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Fed is 4-0 in five setters this year
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Time to juice up
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Fed going for the record of winning a slam playing all matches in five sets.
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>>77955085
I was born in 1963
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>suddenly leaves the court just like he did at the AO

Time for more doping
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Need another 9/11 soon to bring these cunts down a peg or two
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>playing two consecutive five setters in the opening rounds against nobodies
>Fedgoat, they say

weew
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>New york tennis ''crowds''
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>>77955085
>tfw born just in time to see Fedorarer lose to Safin in the 2005 AO, feels good
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>Americunt crowd

French crowd confirmed for the best one
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>>77955061
oh look it's our favorite britbong bait
don't you have some fake ecstasy pills to score off some adidas garbed munter before you go daterape some fat-arsed wasted northern slag after sweat-dancing to shit eurotechno?
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>>77955151
what happened toothpaste I've been watching Thiem v Fritz
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GIVE MORE ENERGY TO FEDERER \o/ \o/
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>>77955123
winning a slam without dropping a set and wining one entirely with five setters back to back.

he's just stat padding his wiki page at this point
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>suddenly plays better after he mysteriously left into the locker room

Really makes you think
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>>77955126
Any grandkids?
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God, Giraldo is so shit.
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>>77955177
>telling Garbi to 'fuck off back to Venezuela'
French crowds should be fed to the pigs
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>>77955198
The crowd was booing (You)zhny, practically RG tier.
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>>77955198
Not clapping at all for youzhny

They actually booed when he saved a set point with a massive winner
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>>77955110
>h-he will be BTFO at aussie open haha, h-he'll end his career at the end of the tournament
>h-he was just lucky as the AO, h-he will lose his favorite tournament at Wimbledon, s-so he will end his career at the end of Wim
>h-he only played shit players at Wim, l-lucky
>h-he will not win the US Open anyway, r-right?
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why do americans love sucking foreign cock?
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if frenchies have better crowds than you it's really time to reform your country
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>>77955177
>French crowd confirmed for the best one
After making mugu-chan cry nah nigga you dawgs are the worst
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>>77955267
Because they're probably foreigners just like that Miami crowd who whistled instead of booing
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>>77955280
They dont. The french crowd is objectively the worst.
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>>77955246
The parallels between the anti-trump and anti-federer camps are staggering really.
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PULL THAT STUPID STUMP YOUZHNY
FUCK
NOW FEDEREROR WINS THIS
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Oh for fucks sake.
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>>77955283
she was too cocky. they made her humble
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>>77955280
The French don't have better crowds than anyone except for maybe African countries, which is what France is turning into anyway
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>he's ded now
fuck
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>>77955280
if Poland have a more important tournament than yours, your are not even on the level of Bangladesh
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Americans have had so many great tennis champions (second only to Australia), why did they name their centre court after Arthur Ashe?
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MUH LEG
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It's ogre, it shouldn't be allowed to let two old guys play a five setter.
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Well fuck, confirmed over
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>>77955267
>Federer
>foreign
>not a Protestant bro
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rekt by his own stupidity

jesus fucking christ
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>>77955350
died of AIDS
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>>77955350
Arthur was GOAT(and caught HIV)
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>why are these shittty american crowd cheering for one of the greatest tennis players of all time, like wtf what a shitty country
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>Turn on match
>player dies

Sorry guys
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was it murder?
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Federer simply played the match like this to avoid exactly this injury which happened to Youzhny

5D chess by the GOAT
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>>77955350
Cause he died young and was a decent guy. If it were more recent I would say it's because he's a nigger but I don't think that's the case here
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>>77955396
Those dark eye sockets really make it look so
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>>77955350
He's black and had AIDS what more could jew yorkers want? They also named the second biggest stadium after Louis Armstrong
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>>77955385
>remember normandy
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>>77955365
He is a catholic though
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>>77955389
There's a difference between supporting someone and cheering for their opponents faults.

If you weren't a nigger you'd understand
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Guys help, I think ESPN is showing a seniors match by mistake. I can only see some slow grandpa making unforced errors and some guy without any leg resistance left.
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>>77955456
He's playing against a soviet
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What the fuck is Federer doing?
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Is there a penalty for retiring? Why does nobody retire any longer.
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>>77955486
Tennis is fun, and if you like doing it and get decent results, why retire?
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>>77955485
Fixing my bet to lose
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>>77955496
He means in one match, I think.
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>>77955486
what are you doing in switzerland novak?
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>>77955486
easy money
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>>77955486
There's one for withdrawing early so probably
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>>77955496
I mean forfeiting a match when you're injured
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>>77955472
The main draw matches are over so they switched to an exhibition.
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>>77955486
The monetary difference between a round is huge for a guy like youzhny
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>>77955472
post of the day
>>77955479
>New York
>upper middle class
>angry at DRUMPF
>they have been fed propaganda about how Trump is totally a Russian evil plan

>boo Russian because of this
Is this how the mind of the Anglo saxon functions?
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>>77955519
Oh
Well I think they just get cramps now and then, no need to retire for something you've been training for something for so long and end up quitting because of a temp injury
Some do need to retire though like if they have a long lasting injury
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>>77955456
> cheering for their opponents faults.
Name a single venue where this doesn't occur.
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>>77955533
He made 14 million in his career only with tournaments earnings
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>>77954924
she kinda looks like mirka lul
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>>77955546
>>New York
>>upper middle class
>>angry at DRUMPF
>>they have been fed propaganda about how Trump is totally a Russian evil plan
>>boo Russian because of this
>Is this how the mind of the Anglo saxon functions?
there are no anglo-saxons at new york city tennis tournaments
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>>77955546
then how do you account for them enthusiastically getting behind masha?
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>>77955546
Americans have been against the commies since the 50's brother. Watch any american blockbuster made in the 80's and there's bound to be something about the Ruskis in there
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Youzhny retired v Djokovic last year here did he not?
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*Youzhny thinking to himself before the fourth set*
>"Boy, oh boy, I can't wait to say the 'nobody beats Youzhny 17 times in a row' quote after the match
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>>77955566
literally everywhere except Romania, the US, France and Israel
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>>77955621
Have you ever seen a Murray match at Wimbledon?
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>>77955552
Kyrgios commentated on his shoulder injury during the match and never retired
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>>77955642
Yeah well that Kyrgios.
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Radwanska vs poots
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>>77955642
Krygios comments on a lot of things
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>>77955592
they heard her accent and accidentally thought she was American
>>77955594
yeah they aren't commies anymore, it was great when some liberal journalist accidentally exposed that she thought Russia stil was communism
>>77955580
>flyover people: the tree of liberty has to be fed with the blood of jews and homosexuals from New York

>Coastal people: the tree of liberty has to be fed with the blood of unemployed white rednecks


really makes me think
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Quality match now
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>>77955621

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnW5rSvm14U

1 min 50
>Brits subhumans
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Daily reminder to not respond to antifa Finn
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>>77955592
Sugarpova is literally American
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>2 matches
>10 sets played
what the fuck is he DOING lads
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>>77955642
Kyrgios probably would have retired if he wasn't playing against an Australian
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>>77955703
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
However I'm pretty sure I've seen this and someone screeches
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>>77955725
Thinking about those sweet Mirka sugar walls
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>>77955710
He even admitted that he isn't gommi but rather (Sino) does it for the (You)s
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Another "false sense of insecurity" match for Federer.
Tennis is dead.
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>>77955710
Daily reminder to suck my dick Michael
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>>77955681
>flyover people: the tree of liberty has to be fed with the blood of jews and homosexuals from New York
>Coastal people: the tree of liberty has to be fed with the blood of unemployed white rednecks
why do you even post man
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>>77955713
this. claimed as rightful American sweet beautiful perfume-scented clay.
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>>77955769
see
>>77955710
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>>77955719
Back pains.
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The Monfils-Young match is a fucking joke
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>>77955769
Flyovers literally live the jews tho lol
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Daily reminder that this what every right-winger and /pol/tard looks like
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>>77955782
There's 2 fins aren't there?
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>>77955798
>can't even formulate a proper sentence
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>>77955769
love to make people think
>>77955744
*adjusts glasses*
achksually, I'm more of libertarian socialist
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Why they showing nigger family on Eurosport
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>>77955808
I am much thinner but also uglier.
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>>77955634
Or Konta
British fans supporting brits at Wimbledon is aids. And I'm British
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F
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>>77955808
>britons talking about other peoples looks
>the eternal anglo inferior baitposter
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Can you imagine if Nadal got a knee injury next? Backerer vs Kneedal for a semifinal match?
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It's crowds like this that make you glad 9/11 happened
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>>77955389
American crowds will unironically cheer against Americans
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>Woman umpire
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>woman
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>>77955836
Why don't Brits take care of their teeth?
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>woman
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>Booing the umpire now
federer fans are the scourge of the sport
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>>77955888
>>77955895
same fag
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>umpball
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>"out"
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JetBlue recently was voted best airline service in America. Voted worst airline? 9/11 airlines.
Reminds me of that damn tragedy
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You can tell the crowd isn't American because they whistle when something goes wrong
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>>77955888
>>77955895
>>77955904

really funny
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I absolutely despise Americans
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APOLOGIZE
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>>77955926
we can't post this fast dumbfuck
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>>77955900
Why don't you Americans take care of your weight?
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>>77955885
Will literally never cheer against an Israeli tho.
*Thinking*
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>Nobody beats Mikhail Youzhny 17 times in a r-
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too easy
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>>77955946
nigga you are falling for the easiest bait ever
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>>77955961
jews
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>go to the toilet
>come back
hear people booing
aahahahahah
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What a strange match
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how fucking mad are you right now, haters?
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>>77955959
Obesity rates of white Americans are comparable to yuros. It's just niggers and spics are really fat

Can you please answer my question now
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>>77955981
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>>77955969
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>stiff as a brick at the end of the third
>waltzing and ripping forehands in the fifth

why is doping so easily allowed in this sport
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>>77955993
>Obesity rates of white Americans are comparable to yuros
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>commentators say something is not right and there were stretches
>everyone else who lost just '''wasn't good enough'''

At least they talk shit about his backhand
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>making a broken old russian man run around the court
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>>77955969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjdTZ-myCU
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Anyone else hoping for a Millman v Shapovalov final?
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Now really, Uma Deliciano will mop the floor with him on Saturday. He's obviously still with back pains.
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>>77955993
Idk man I can't speak for an entire population. My teeth are fine
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>The state of haters right
>Their faces after Japan's Brave Taro Daniel will break Nadal's knees
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What did Lelderer did in the locker room?
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>>77955993
this is one of the funniest excuses I've seen
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>>77956071
pee
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>>77956046
Nadal Shap final my G
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>>77955969
didn't he beat that meme earlier in the year already? was it against Ferrer?
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>>77956053
Is Feliciano even playing decently good? Aside from the grass season, he's been pretty shitty this year.
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>>77956071
special injections
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>>77956071
do*
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>>77956094
And Federer has been utter shit since Wimbledon.
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>>77956071
Poop and wank at same time
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>Youzhny will die in his lifetime knowing he choked this one time he ever had
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>dutch commentator keeps saying this is a very strange match
shes right desu
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>>77956123
Does Federer even masturbate?
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Shame on all of the fed fanbois that just left when he was 2 sets to 1.
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>you can walk with a limp and still get federror
tip top kek
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who's fedelels next opponent?
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HE DID IT REDDIT!!
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>>77956152
is it Petkovic?
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Can Fed's body handle this in later rounds?
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>>77956159
>implying we're not just lurking in fear
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>>77956147
cramp
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>>77956152
What a handsome woman
>>77956183
Only mugs until Nadal so yes.
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>>77956094
He's played two 4-setters so far but to be fair I barely saw his matches. But Backerer could easily lose with anyone right now.
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>>77956147
He didnt choke you moron
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>struggling against youzhny and tiafoe
This roided grandpa won't win
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzFlrFfUrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc37LrTUuWU

haha
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That was such an odd fucking match. Jesus, you could see the regret in his face.
>>77956180
I should have said pic unrelated.
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huh fed doesn't like youzhny at all
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>>77956155
His pee pee doesn't work anymore after all the roids
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>>77956152
imagine the kinds of glaze she would make you produce
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Deliciano will slay this fool
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woah who was that chick in the tunnel?
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>>77956190
>supposed to care for that absolutely retarded jump he took

>>77956199
>2-1 up
>he didn't choke

ok
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>>77956172
Lopez
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>>77956211
I will never cum in her mouth
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>>77956221
I thought we had agreed to stop glazing
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nobody beats Mikhail Youzhny 18 times in a row
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>>77956229
y do fedfags lack empathy
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Goffin looks like he doesn't want to be there
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>>77956229
>every time someone loses its a choke

Just stfu retard
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>Successfully launched a ball to his twin girls
GOAT
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>The absolute goatman did it again

Stay mad sp!

Reddit army xd
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>>77956237
>she'll never bust an ovary/her nuts in your mouth
Is she still in the US Open or was she eliminated? she hasn't been on twitter since the 18th, unsettling desu. Did something happen?
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NO ONE beats Deliciano 13 times in a row
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>>77956263
Reddit mentality of only understanding upvotes
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ABF's right now: "N-nobody beats Feliciano Lopez th-thirteen times in a row."
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>>77956147
>grandpa Mikhail? Did you ever beat anyone good when you were a tennis pro 60 years ago?
>well..I beat a guy called Rafael Nadal 4 times
>dad wasn't he just another Spanish doper? We don't care
>did you ever play Federer?
>y-yes
>wow, did you ever beat him?


>*Grandpa Youhnzy is starting to get visibly upset here*
>*tears can be seen rolling down his cheeks*
>h-he beat me
>he beat me 17 times

>His grandchildren never ask him about his tennis "career" again
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>>77956286
name?
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>>77956283
he literally choked, is this a reverse troll attempt or something

has /sp/ grown soft or wtf
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Cilic is going to win another US Open isn't he?
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>>77956299
Cirstea rejected her
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Playing two 5 setters in a row this early on means Fed is fucked. He won't have the stamina for later rounds.
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>>77956313
This swiss loves 'ABF'
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>>77956339
You what? Storytime please friend.
>>
>>77956329
he never had mp. how is that choking
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>>77956329
He's just still scared because Federer nearly lost again.
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>>77956314
>Russian
>spending time with their grandchildren instead of getting drunk and raping their nieces

cool story otherwise
>>
>>77956337
More like he's going to cry in another slam final.
>>
>>77956286
More?
>>
>>77956321
Harldur bjoernesson
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>>77956314
kek
>>
>five-setters all day every day
How is Fedora's play even sustainable?
>>
>fritz unironically might win
Jfc Thiem should just skip all tournaments outside of clay
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HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT LADS?
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thiem going to 5 sets, come on fritz take out this autismo
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>the you're two waifu's face off against another
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>>77956370
>russian
>living long enough to be a grandpa

ftfy
>>
>>77956431
Now check the women version
>>
>>77956411
locker room breaks to get special injections like at the AO
>>
>>77956411
His left arm is so desiccated it takes zero energy. His body can also divert energy away from his hairline. This extra energy will be enough for number 20.
>>
>>77956431
give me roids and a new arm
>>
you are literally stupid if you think Fedelel stands a chance against the spanish bull
Mirka will fall for Feliciano Thundercock
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>>77956431
At least update it g
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>>77956428
wait he's come back?!

>be Federer
>head to the locker room after this one
>"owie my back good thing for those "vitamins" and that ruski mentally collapsing as usual
>finds out no seeds are left in his quarter

tennis anno domini 2017
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>>77956431
More murrie
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>>77956411
His playstyle is very light and technique based rather than physical strength and agility such as Nadal/Monfils.
>>
>BAMOS
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>>77956451
who do you think are keeping communists at power?

my country is literally 50% over the age of 60 no joke
>>
>>77956431
this really sums up why it should be big 3, not 4
>>
>Water leaking on Goffin court
>This state of american structures
>>
>>77956474
It's fucking great right

Tennis 2017 is godlike season
>>
>>77956521
in power*, stop thinking in romanian
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>>77956500
how do i get good technique
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help me
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>>77956329
Its not a choke you fucking retard

A choke is losing because if some mental block.

Clearly isnt what happened idiot
>>
>>77956521
lmao Romania is like Children of Men but real and poorer
>>77956541
Goffin's season was ruined by a weird tarp at the back of the court and now they are throwing random towels at his end of the court

lmao how will this end
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>>77956431
>fix

we need to just give up hope
>>
>>77956521
Isn't like 2/3 of your country jews?
>>
>>77956541
Is that court in Houston?
>>
>>77956559
Become one with the tennis racquet.
>>
>>77956549
how about suck my cock, it's 2am
>>
Aga's outfit is CUTE
>>
>be antisemitic
>love one handed backhands
Shapovalov makes me feel strange things
>>
>>77956565
>if some mental block

literally Youzhny sets 4 and 5
>>
>>77956603
how about you suck my cock, it's rock hard
>>
>>77956619
Telling mummy may on u Jorge
>>
>>77956639
t. Retard who didnt watch the match
>>
>>77956644
That's not me, I don't even know what that means
>>
>>77956281
my foot hurts

I wish I was at home reading Tintin comics

the crowd is too loud

I bet no one in my quarter has even been in the top 10

I guess I'll push a little


>headline in Beligian newspaper: Goffin meme une epic victoirie du cinc set a la US open
>>
>>77956701
Yeah I hit cancel as it was on 100% but was 2 late
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>>77956709
The injury destroyed him
>>
GG going to sleep
Hopefully Taro wins
>>
>Boris Becker on German Eurosport
Entertaining as fuck to be honest
>>
>>77956790
'night
>>
>>77956790
Spoiler alert: he wont
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>nigger vs nigger is in the 5th set
This is a joke, right
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>>77956790
Good night
>>
Who here /watching poots/
>>
Anyone watching Monfils vs Donald Young?
>>
remember when donald young was the great 'white' hope of american tennis?
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>Monfils
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>>77956880
total meme match
WTA tier
>>
5th set tiebreak incoming
What joy
>>
>>77956898
>Chelsea Manning getting released from prison (2017)
>>
>>77956979
lek
>>
Is Woz ever going to win a GS? She's becoming a bit paranoid and bitter this year. Shame that the best looking tennis player has to end like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qMxVMtU-IA
>>
>>77956979
Kek
>>
>>77956979
jek
>>
>>77957032
no
shes a pusher
>>
>tfw bet on the nog
Easy money
>>
Wow one of poots's boobies popped out of her top as she was running after a ball
Hnnnnnnng
>>
>>77957040
are you a prince?
>>
So weird to see that Goffin and Pella have barely broken each other during this match.
>>
Fucking Myson faked an injury again
>>
>>77957214
WEBM when?
>>
>>77957214
Webm?

>>77957228
If I say I am will you send me money?
>>
>>77957214
>being this thirsty
>>
Another Amerinigger down. RIP
>>
>>77957318
>He said as he searches Twitter for the video
>>
>>77957214
What was the exact score at that moment?
>>
>>77957284
Our son's legs were looked pretty dead in Montreal already, though.
>>
>>77957333
I'm actually watching the deciding set between David and Guido. Goffin seems to have recovered some of the speed he lost since his injury.
>>
cutinseva more like
>>
why is the USO the 5settiest slam?
>>
>>77957391
looking alright at the moment yes, he is just better at hitting the ball than Pella, weird that the match has been this tight
>>
>>77957372
6 to 9 hahahaha get it?
>>
>>77957435
Fast courts, everyone is tired at the end of the season
>>
Guys, guys, guys. GUYS.
Grigor the-meme-trov
>>
>>77957479
Haha good one!
>>
>>77957437
>looking alright at the moment yes,

Yeah, given the opponent and the length of the match, it's actually surprising that he's still moving quite well in this decider.
>>
>>77957479
RSABAWKA is winning the uso pen cap this post
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>mfw reading /tennis/ during the US Open as a UK fag
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She looks so butthurt
>>
>>77957563
Look at that 5head
>>
>>77957563
I don't understand how she looks sooooooooooooooo good with a visor on but absolutely average without it
lek
>>
>have money to turn over off a betting site so i can just withdraw it
>betting $1,200 on nadal
>if he wins i get $12 profit and get to withdraw my money

Approximately what chance does Tao meme have of betting nadal? Does nadal have to break (both) his hands and snap his neck?
>>
this is fun and I'm liking the drama

why the fuck did I never watch tennis before?
>>
>>77957599
If nadal retires the bet should be void.
>>
>>77957615
It's not too late to learn from your mistakes.
>>
>>77957615
becuz u pleb
>>
>>77957615
Because your parents were probably plebs who watched nigger sports
>>
>>77957599
>Betting 1,200$ for a profit if $12
Literally why
>>
>>77957654
i always watch golf and formula 1 with my dad though
>>
>>77957599
Don't you have to turn over the money multiple times?
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>>77957624
Yeah, unfortunately the bookie I have money with are a bit jewish so if he retires after the 1st set I'm fucked, I don't see any reason for him to retire after being rested though.

>>77957657
I have to turn over money which means you need to bet it at least once before withdrawing it. I don't care about $12 profit, I'm just doing it because it's an extremely safe way to withdraw my money.

After you deposit you have to turn over your deposit at least once or any odds, reason being that bookmakers don't charge bank fees on withdrawals etc.
>>
>>77957599
That is a sucker's bet if I have ever seen one. Just not worth the risk at all. Hope your post is just bants.
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>>77957702
No, just once. If you're using bonus bets etc then yes, this is my own money though, if I had to turn over my own money more than once to withdraw it that would be rather silly / nobody would use the bookmakers service.
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>>77957717
Oh I see. In that case put the 1200 on Daniel and make big bucks
t gambler pro
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>>77957754
Don't listen to this vaginigger redditfag
>>
>>77957763
Why did you even put $1200 on a gambling website if you're just going to withdraw it without ever gambling?
>>
>>77957763
why would you put that much money in to begin with if you don't really want to bet in the first place?
>>
>>77957803
He's Australian
>>
>>77957771
>put $1,200 on daniel at 15:1

I mean $18,000 sounds nice but I can't even see him winning a fucking set let alone the match.

>>77957754
>suckers bet

what did he mean by this? daniel had a 5 setter against tommy shit yesterday, tommy shit who failed to convert like 20 break points. Nadal won't have the same issues.

>>77957803
I had a really good tip on a local sports game and although it was going to win the opposition retired and therefore I got refunded / still have to turn over the money.
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god i hope meme magic doesn't occur today
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>>77957900
Does this bookie have live bets? You could wait for Nadal to lead 2 sets and bet on 1.0001 odds.
>>
These night matches suck
>>
>>77957372
I guess you just lied then. Sad!
>>
>>77957936
Yeah, I thought about doing that anon but once nadal gets up 1 set it will probably just go suspended, / only allow you to beat on tao shit.

It's alright, I can't see nadal losing.
>>
>>77957900
No one is stupid enough to press confirm with those odds
>>
>>77957865
Pray that Nadal doesnt get injured in this match, bets like this are simply not worth it.
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>>77957984
I did. Sorry bru
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>>77957993
Like I said nigger, I'm not doing it for the profit.

>>77957998
>pray he doesn't get injured

It's a very very unlikely scenario considering this match should only last an hour.
>>
Why does Keys keep fucking up
>>
>>77957986
So you don't like the bookmaker and that's why you withdraw that money without taking a risk or a loss. (not the same Swiss)
>>
>>77958057
>It's a very very unlikely scenario considering this match should only last an hour.

I'm just saying that as a big Nadal fan that has followed him since 2008 and know his history of injuries. You may get away with it this time, but eventually you will lose a shitton of money needlessly betting with those odds.
>>
>>77958078
She's doing fine. It isn't the sharpest I've seen her, but this is winning form.
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>you'll never massage putintseva's lower back
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>>77958140
Tu Madre me da una mano trabajo ayer
>>
lmao this commentator keeps referring to Coco as Kiki Vandeweghe
>>
>>77958179
>mano trabajo

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>77958194
>Vanderwhale
>>
>>77958140
Yeah, I agree, if you do it consistently I'm sure there's a time you will lose but like I said this is a one time thing to withdraw my funds.

I saw Federer lose to tommy ass 2 sets up and a break up at the Mercedes meme cup this year paying $100:1

Still not convinced Federer didn't throw that one to him
>>
Kurumi Nara is such a cutie, give her Osaka's skill and scrub that Osaka mutt from the tournament please nips.
>>
>>77957563
gotta love the rehearsed, prepared speech that had nothing to do with anything, almost like she expected to lose
>>
>>77958171
Oh I definitely think she's doing well overall but she had a streak there where she was making more mistakes than she should have
>>
What's the point of life?
>>
>>77958469
Making people mad by hitting the beautiful drop shot.
>>
>>77958508
Dustin is that you?
>>
hi 10is what happened today i just arrived at home

when does my niqqa nadal play
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>>77958508
this guy at my club hates dropshots so bad and i love them so much lmao he gets so pissed at me whenever we play

(he once left the court because i made an underserve drop)
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>>77958280
>Yeah, I agree, if you do it consistently I'm sure there's a time you will lose but like I said this is a one time thing to withdraw my funds.

You talk a lot of nonsense
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>>77958529
Isn't it like 2 am there's? How'd the droga transaction go?
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>>77958605
>(he once left the court because i made an underserve drop)
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>>77958605
does he use oil for his hair
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>>77958194
>>77958262
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>>77958701
its thursday amigo
>>
>>77958656
I don't even know how to reply to you. Do you not understand why I'm betting on Nadal? How is being able to withdraw my money nonsense?
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>>77958832
Y Manan es viernes...
(Viernes es el dío cuando me das dinero)
>>
>>77958469
Cumming deep inside a woman you love.
>>
>>77958920
i hate women
>>
>>77958834
I wouldn't bet on Nadal,, I mean the gain really isn't worth it. Can't one of your friends spot you a 20$?
>>
>>77958910
i know its weird but diA is masculine
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>>77958920
Do the women have penises in your case?
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>>77958920
>Tfw no non relatives women love me
>>
>>77959012
No
>>77958989
Figure out why you hate other people.
>>
>>77959012
Does a woman still suck at tennis even if she has a penis?
>>
>>77959041
i love people
just not women
>>
>>77959009
Yeah I don't no how I cocked that up. O wait, yeah I do, I'm a goddamn retard
>>
So when will Keys get her gum lining surgery done?
>>
>>77959088
its fine, learning a new language proves that youre a mentally active person, even if you make mistakes
>>
>>77959001
Am I getting baited here? If not read

>>77957717
>>
I can't believe this retard just advocated playing the let
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>>77959049
Depends, do you still consider Venus good?
>>
>>77959119
its great at preventing alzheimer, dementia or even brain ischemia
>>
which one of u is this guy?
>>
>>77959111
Delete this
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>>77959211
That forum is even worse than MTF.
>>
>>77959155
i think what the leaf is trying to say is nadal is the kind of player that would lose agaist a top 300 in non-clay

bet it at argentina will win/draw or something like that instead
>>
>>77958834
Oh the withdrawing makes sense. You should explain why you deposit and don't want to bet.
>>
>>77959246
male to female?
>>
>>77959155
Gotta give you props, you are a sharp one
>>
>>77959234
I mean shes cute
but she can be cuter
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Really like this design
Thanks blog
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>nadal not before 3am

yea well im leaving then
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>>77959288
Never lurked the female one
>>
>>77959331
Adios amigo.
>>
Keys/Muguruza finals?
>>
>>77959319
No she's not and no she can't. I'd sooner glaze any Asian in the tournament. Hell I'd even glaze Ostapiggu before Keys. Please develop some taste before expressing your desire to glaze these literal 0/10.
>>
>>77959371
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mtf
i was
>>
>>77959246
You think so? I actually find it to be a better place than MTF. Many more knowledgeable guys there. But the amount of trolling and shitposting is about the same, I agree.
>>
>>77959411
Heh
>>
>>77959409
Man quality of canadian posts is really low these days
>>
>>77959477
Maybe I clicked the wrong threads
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>mfw the fedhating britbong think i was died but i live to fight another day and i have an asian gf but he doesn't
>>
>>77959520
And Dutch taste is shit as usual, get the fuck out of here tulip salesman.
>>
>>77959595
Pics of asian gf
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>>77959607
Oh my taste is fine, I just find it interesting why you're so vehement
Show me your waifu, leaf.
>>
>>77959578
Perhaps. The only use I have for the MTF is to know how a certain match might have developed. But the main forum I lurk is TTW, there is just more content there.
>>
>>77959723
10is waifu or waifu in general?
>>
>>77959783
You can only have 1 waifu you fucking manslut.
>>
Give cover letter writing tips
t cia
>>
>>77959810
If your dick can pull the weight, why limit yourself? As long as you don't give access to slags, it's all good.
>>
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>>77959810
/shitawful/ waifu here
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>>77959246
>>77959477
MTF
>pros: more lenient mods, the psychos are more funny
>cons: low quality of discussion

TTW
>pros: higher quality of discussion than MTF, nadal-bashing is more creative
>cons: mods are draconian (try to enforce discussion quality), the psychos are unfunny

>>77959709
Will do on next slam
>>
>>77959856
she looks jewish
>>
>arab player with no hijab and showing her cleavage
Wtf
>>
>>77960044
who are we talking about?
>>
>come home
>fall asleep
>wake up
>roidal still hasn't started
>>
>>77960044
Got some halal glaze for that right here.
>>
>>77960044
She is not Arab, she is a proud Carthaginian.
>>
>>77960044
>tunisia
>arab
sir please review your post or I might have to report it for r*cism :)
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wew, those sportsbras are really great in hiding stuff.
>>
>>77960160
They should make sportmasks
>>
>>77960160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fby-7z_JpE
>>
Night session providing exactly zero opportunities for glazing. Sad!
>>
>>77960201
>>77960222
no bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6AVcEWq3g8 this could really help her desu
>>
>>77960242
I just glazed for Nara, but I'll be saving my main load for when Roidal saves the USO later tonight.
>>
>>77960160
horse
>>
>>77960322
pussy
>>
>tfw get my first paycheck from work next week
what should i buy?
i was thinking of buying a oni-hole
>>
>>77960306
By doing what? Dying live on-air?
>>
lmao some of the forehands that
>van de gay
hit look legitimately harder than federer's forehand today
>>
Am I missing something?
How can somebody I think is one of the ugliest people I ever saw (Keys) be glazing material for others? I'd rather glaze for a 60 year-old Navratilova.
>>
>>77960367
Thus becoming one with the vamos.
>>
>>77960368
thats because she hits all flat.
>>
>>77960368
see
>>77956500
>>
>>77960100
Jabeur
>>
>>77960377
Yes finally someone helps me put these disturbed individuals in their place, and the master of glaze no less.
>>
>>77960495
It's clearly just a meme, pay no attention to it.
I'm finding CoCo slightly glazeable tonight though, perhaps because something about her reminds me of a donut.
>>
>>77960431
lel
>>
Lots of qt line judges this year.
>>
>>77960594
GET OUT
>>
>>77960654
You know I'll return anyway.
It's like bing angry at the sea.
>>
>>77956431
That one Roddick gets me every time
>>
>>77960201
kek
>>
Damn Jabeur is thicc
homely looking though. Glad Tun is still on the map of tennis.
>>
Who's the greatest African tennis player of all time?

I say based Wayne Ferreira aka the Human Freckle.
>>
>>77960919
Arthur Ashe
>>
What is everyone watching? Nara vs Kuznestova?
>>
>>77961193
gay porn mostly
>>
>Jabour lost
;_;
Atleast she was nice enough to give autographs. And here comes coco with her memes
>>
>>77960919
Roger Federer.
>>
so how long before coco embraces her butch lesbian persona and chops her hair off?
>>
>>77961193
I'm watching that and Hibino, waiting for Taro, nip night for me.
>>
I think Carreño Busta wins tomorrow. Mahut is old and must be wasted after all those consecutive 5 and 3 setters, plus, Pablo is a better hard courter than Albert.
>>
>>77961193
Yes, good match that.
>>
>>77961393
>kuznetsova has been married to the same guy for a decade
now thats loyalty
>>
>that guy who had gaygor winning it and haase in the semifinals
I am that guy
>>
>>77961445
>grigor winning
I can understand that
>haase in the semi
Now this really makes me think
>>
>>77961435
I bet he hasn't glazed her for a decade at least.
She's very poor glazing material.
>>
>>77961468
what is this glaze meme?
>>
>>77961466
>Now this really makes me think
He literally had a free ride to the semis along with Ferrer just because of the draw
>>
>>77961500
This annoying Poortusleeze started posting here talking about glazing (jizzing) to WTA girls and everyone told him to fuck off and he still hasn't taken the hint
>>
>>77961536
disgustingu
>>
VAMOS
>>
>>77961536
t. no fap month contender
>>
>Nadull having trouble with his autistic water drinking ritual
It's gonna be a good night
>>
>spic umpire
what did the organizers mean by this?
>>
>>77961500
some shit hes trying to force into /tennis/ general, its extremely embarrassing and hes best ignored, hes even trying to get others onto it too like that canadian
>>
Damn, Nara's doing good.
>>
>>77961721
ruskie is falling apart
>>
>born in new york city
>lives in spain
>''''japanese'''''
>>
Friendly reminder that Nadal is /ourautist/
>>
>osaka vs nara finals
would pay the rigging system to make that happen desu.
>>
>>77961687
Your saying like he's this scientology recruiter talking to me about dianetics. It's only banter, just as much as those people pretending to be into Ostapiggu.
>>
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>>77961500
>>
>>77961754
Seems that the check'em beat another japanese girl. If she had women, we would have a JP/JP tennis match at a major, somethingthat hasn't happened in decades.
>>
>>77961830
>women
won*
Time for bed
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>>77961754
Seconded, It'll settle the question as to what is better, real jap or shitty Americanized half-breed mutt.
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Who here likes both nadal and fed
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>>77961687
>implying I'm a mastermind in a conspiracy
wew lad, you give me too much credit
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>>77961887
Well I like them better than Murrie and Djokoshit
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>>77961887
I do. But I like nadal much more than I do Fed.
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New thread where
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Why the fuck is Kuz moaning like a bitch, goddamn.
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>>77961977
wait until this one bows out in a glaze of glory.
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>>77961977
here

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