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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115
Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
>>77954008
im away from home until next week so i can't do picks. picks are picks man, just submit them to whoever is doing it. i never said im the only one that can do it
>>77954125
Pinche Felix mamon, come mierda
didn't even post the fucken post conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRda79rwfmI
>>77954148
>400 listening
why don't they cancel the event
>>77954168
it's audio only, and it's over the fucking phone. this is what people mean when they say dana doesn't promote dj.
>>77954119
>I never said I'm the only one that can do it
But that's where you are right, this obese loser won't even goof em, just in it for (You)'s
>all these comments in the chat saying shit like "who gives a fuck"
>failing to see the irony
When does /ourgirl/ Joanna fight again? I see all these articles about Val and Amanda thinking it'd be neat to fight her at 135. How well would she fare at 135? I think she'd be a tad undersized, but might be closer to natty weight.
>>77954241
You're an idiot, Joanna will NEVER fight at 135 she'd get rekt
>for me, it's
4 7 8 3 5 6 1 2
>>77954241
she's fighting rose
the talk is about her fighting at 125 pounds, not 135 she would get spiked on her head
How would (s)he do in the UFC?
>>77954255
>>77954301
she'd fight val if she was champ desu, I heard her talking about retiring young, and retiring as triple champ will make her forever the wmma goat for whatever that's worth
Who is your favorite female fighter?
>>77954369
There are women who fight in the UFC with more testosterone in their bodies than this kid
>>77954395
>>77954255
Calm down and re-read my post faggot. I'm not the one suggesting or endorsing it. You might also notice the part where I said she'd be a bit undersized.
>>77954395
>>77954429
Aspen Ladd really is the GOAT isn't she?
>>77954255
she called dana and asked to replace nunes when nunes got ill
usada didn't let her because there wasn't enough time to give her a pregnancy test. no joke.
Rogan going ham tweeting pepes
>>77954445
>>77954479
Even thinking about it is retarded, everyone is talking about it because she opened her mouth about stepping in to Valentina on short notice when the fight had zero probability. Claudia dropped her, Amanda would heem her first round
>>77954194
Mate they do a call conference for every PPV event, you don't know shit
>>77954494
Guarantee you said this exact same shit when the Andrade fight was made and thought she'd beat JJ lmao
>>77954287
>3 before 1
>anyone before 1
>>77954538
Andrade sucks, don't even care for WMMA aside from holly Amanda and cyborg
>>77954524
What in the fuck? I came here to look for some JJ webms. Wut am I looking at here?
>>77954553
what about the natty goat?
LADD
A
D
D
>>77954510
this, also
>who gives a fuck about the extreme turbo manlet division anyway. i was bigger than DJ as a 13 year old beanpole. fuck DJ and fuck him twice for ducking dillasnake like a bitch.
>>77954568
>Wut am I looking at here?
The natty limit.
>>77954573
Eh, she can tag along I guess
>>77954568
Polandbro, what are your thoughts on these dumb goofs bringing up idea of Joanna moving up to 135?
>>77954574
>t. madd ladd
>>77954568
i hope rose is okay. i'm not sure she's ready for /ourgirl/.
>>77954573
i thought cheesecake would be a good nickname for her but i see someone on the ufc roster has it
>>77954524
that size difference. there's no way joanna makes 135.
>>77954624
her nick name is already Number One Spicy aka #1 Spicy
>>77954619
joanna can never hurt her as much as pat barry has
>>77954524
>MOMMY ronda will never ragdoll you and joanna then make you both breast feed while she brushes your hair
fuaarck
>>77954654
its normalized but a ufc heavyweight is absolutely pounding the shit out of a ufc strawweight. her pelvis must be made of steel
>>77954654
>>77954630
willing to bet honda was at least 150 here. to be fair, 115 is a rough cut for joanna. she'd be just as good if not better at 125, but against the 135ers she'd be on the losing end of reach/height.
>>77954662
stick with your imagination
>>77954686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqY7Sn98ycM
>>77954704
Cynthia is probably 140 right now
holy shit conor really took that loss to floyd serious. Where the fuck is USADA?
>dj vs borg press call has 400 viewers
Ahahahhahaha
>>77954605
To be honest mate, I actually just dropped by for some webms out of curiosity. I have literally zero knowledge on wmma or any mma for that matter. Sorry. I have no idea how big of a difference 10 lbs make but moving divisions sounds like a big leap. Then again from what I am told around here and what wikis tell me, JJ is a fucking beast and will tear'em another hole.
But holy shit is that mrs Rousey in dat dere sexy as fuck dress cause I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
>>77954619
Guess I just got into wmma.
>https://youtu.be/yUihLVk-ssk
conor hasn't been running since his injury, he says it fucks his joints up
what happened to spicybangers.tk
>>77954587
why do people defend him for ducking dillashaw?
he's a little bitch. seriously how much of a bitch you gotta be to not put on 10 pounds and fight?
>>77954763
You're not "buddeh poster"
>>77954770
why doesn't he just swim?
>>77954758
it's for media man, they don't promote these conferences to the fans
>>77954792
was that the offer? no belt at 135?
>>77954758
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77954481
wow he certainly is
>>77954792
fuck if i know. he's flat out refusing to play the game. you want promotion and money fights? give the fans what they want. seems apparent that no one cares about DJ racking up wins against the other tin cans in that division. people might start to care and pay attention if he fought somebody the fans are actually familiar with.
if i had to guess? the people defending him are also extreme manlets.
>>77954704
>she'd be on the losing end of reach/height.
virtually identical to valentina there, just a stick figure by comparison
>>77954481
>>77954901
my sides
>>77954713
That genuinely looks like an adult playing with a little boy.
>>77954481
stupid frog posters
>>77954481
>>77954901
>>77954964
>50 year old man Frogposting
Absolutely disgusting
>>77954931
fair enough. i didn't look at valentina, but noticed she's 2 inches shorter and has approx a 4" reach disadvantage compared to amanda. not decisive by any means, but it would be harder to fight her style.
>>77954964
things are not always what they seem, joey
>>77954913
makes sense.
the biggest defender of all is joe rogan, the 5'6 manlet who goes around claiming he's 5'8
>>77954969
Pat found a way
>>77954969
she's my boy so idec
>>77954996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPeH4gGEI8k
>>77954713
when will we see the tape lads, i cant die before its leaked i cant
Cynthia fucked Dana r-right?
is Oral also the racebaiter? wheres the WW champ?
>tfw /heem/ is a yearround gen and I get to post dead thread dead sport everywhere
>>77955211
>>77955191
Hey you're the guy that calls himself archivegod right? I have task for you, I need you to find the JRE H-E-E-M COPYPASTA, if you complete this task you will be remembered as archivegod for many years to come
>>77955137
yes
>>77955258
maybe
How can a dude that looks like Chad Thundercock be such a goofball?
>>77955258
nigger don't talk to the heem police
anyone else have the feeling that Gaethje is the next big star in ufc
filename
>>77955400
>>77955406
Until somebody beats him.
>>77955458
what is heem mean? why not call it /mma/ general or whatever? is this some new autistic code talk ?
>>77955536
Yeah right, faggot.
Why doesn't Valentina's sister fight in the UFC?
>>77955573
>>77955573
/mma/ general is autistic code talk, heem urself my man
>>77955626
lol okay then, heem hahaha xD
>>77955536
I can see him win a war over Eddie and be the next hypetrain while everyone will be asking for Gaethe vs McGregor
>>77955649
Undefeated Gaethje vs Mcgregor would actually be very marketable fight.
>>77955608
231
>>77955406
i already said this last threads.
i reckon should fight khabib next
winner fights whoever has the interim belt
>>77955729
>>77955729
>>77955774
I'll be damned
>>77955746
isnt the interim champion supposed to fight the champion
I know that at this point only the Gooberbelts matter and rankings are a meme but it will be good for the sport to follow some proper rules of hierarchy
>>77955822
hes fighting nate
>>77955729
who is this?
>>77955318
He's not a real Chad, Chad weighs over 200lbs.
>>77955905
Little nog I believe
>>77955860
yeah I know
I'm just saying that they at least should make the interim mean champion mean smth
the time that every bum will think he's a moneyfight will come soon and will kill the sport eventually if there isn'ta certain hierarchy in divisions
Someone help me out here
This chick on TUF is called Roxanne Modafferi. I saw her in a clip on FOX's Youtube channel.
Is she that same chick that opened a round with that absolutely abhorrent flying kick? Someone post the webm, if you've seen it you'll know what I mean
>>77956061
anyone have her powerranger weigh in?
>>77955729
kek
>>77955953
the sport is already dead
>>77956061
Kek that's it. Is that Roxanne? Did the fighter in this webm I've laughed at make it on TUF?
>>77956061
>>77956170
I think so I don't follow >wmma
How many bongs till Invicta?
>>77945748
Hence why I needed the app to remove audio streams
>>77956061
#1 bullshit
>>77956197
does size matter in mma?
reminder connor ruebusch of bloody elbow picked veronica macedo to win this fight
he picked joanne calderwood to beat jessica andrade
and he picked jessica andrade to win a decision against joanna jedrzejczyk
>>77956227
I checked the Invicta 19 card and she's on there, I assume it is her. What the hell kek
ashlee evans smiths training partners are literally cyborg and gabi garcia
>>77956250
Starts at 9
>>77956085
>>77956197
>>77956350
name of loser?
Well, well, well..
>>77956498
The "Leak" Woodley was talking about was that Robbie popped when they fought
>>77956498
>still talking about 189
go back swimming in your bellator money
>>77956462
veronica macedo
>>77956498
why? robbie actually won fights against ufc opponents since usada, rory hasnt
>>77956498
I'm convinced Rory was doping that night.
>>77956498
oh ffs why throw shade now
>>77956498
that's ridiculous
>>77956498
takes one to know one
who smelt it dealt it
>>77955910
Good point
>Amerifats have to watch UFC on Saturday at 3pm
>12pm if they're in California
O I am laffin
>>77956498
>Check article
>Apparently he said this on his Reddit AMA
>Check that
>Rory types everything in full caps
What the hell lads?
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6x8yo4/rory_macdonald_ama/
>>77956616
who denied it supplied it
>>77956498
>and on Thursday, MacDonald said in a Reddit ‘Ask Me Anything'
trashed
>>77956535
what the fuck this veronica chick is brazilian... she looks white to me.
>>77956538
>>77956498
he broke Rory's nose and Rory rolled over, fuck the roid accusation
>>77956624
brain damage
>>77956651
she's colombian
>>77956651
Literally 50% of Brazil is white.
>>77956651
venezuela
>>77956624
Shots fired
>>77956664
>All that blood across the floor
>>77956624
He's autistic
>>77956707
yeah then McGregor fought Mendes and they bled all over it some more, 189 was great
>>77956664
holy moly
Anyone feeling kind of burned out since May/Mac?
Call me crazy but I couldn't care less about Johnson-Borg or Nunes-Shevchenko.
>>77956624
Jesus he really does.
>>77956623
yeah plus its such a good card too..
>>77956735
it's not burnout, that card was all about ngannou jds.
>>77956684
>venezuela
sounds worse it says her hometown has the highest murder rate in the literal world lol
>>77956623
What card do you speak of?
>>77956735
I wouldn't have cared about either match ups before or after MayMac
>>77956739
Struve is CRIMINALLY underrated.
He would beat the shit out of GSP.
You think getting a blood transfusion from Conor would yield any health or performance benefits?
>>77956761
Conor no
Conor Jr yes
>>77956756
That would explain why she is partying in Bosnia.
>>77956735
nobody else cares either my guy. maymac was too high energy for ufc.
Serious question:
Why are there no black female MMA fighters?
You've got Jon Jones, Daniel Cormier, Tyron Woodley, Demetrious Johnson - a cornucopia of blacks for men but ZERO (that I know of) black women.
Why?
>>77956761
it'd basically be peds.
https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/761990563/tunel-spasa/
literally in a tunnel in bosnia
>>77956759
True. Typically I watch every PPV out of principle but I think I might legitimately skip this one. The entire manletweight division needs to be cut from the UFC and while I was mildly hyped about the original Nunes-Shevchenko I just could not be bothered about this one.
>>77956827
Le fart lady
>>77956827
Cause you're a casual that's never even heard of Invicta let alone watched it
>>77954524
i dont know that there's ever been a more talented mental midget than ronda
>>77956827
ronda, holm, ladd, carmouche
>>77956844
Ngannou vs JDS was my only reason to watch
>>77956874
Why would I watch an inferior organisation?
I don't watch football from the San Marino league either.
>>77954524
Ronda needs to retire and start doing femdom JOI, like, immediately.
>>77954524
>>77954662
>>77956920
Why ask daft questions when you're not at all familiar with the sport then? You clearly don't even know Angela Hill, so why poke around at shit you have no idea on?
>>77956841
I bet Macedo has the nicest butthole in wmma
>>77956886
Does Chael get a hard on from getting his ass kicked or something?
>>77956892
>Three whiteys and an arab
okay sweetie
>>77956623
oh shit that's awesome. now i get to watch it and also go fuck this uzbek chick on sat night
>>77954524
am I the only one disgusted by chubby ronda
thicc propaganda never stuck with me
>>77956623
isn't that the best time possible?
i'd love to wake up, turn on the computer and watch UFC with some cornflakes
>>77956351
Thanks
>>77956827
you don't know angela hill?
>>77956732
more proof of bloody canvas
one of my favorite webms because of that
>>77956954
How dare you Aspen Ladd is a proud black woman.
>>77956976
Those were 12-6 elbows right?
Remember the guy who tried to force famous posting? Such a terrible meme
>>77956998
if the ref was yamasaki the fight would have been over
>>77956916
same
>>77956998
nope, no such thing as 12-6 from the bottom
one of mma's dumbest rules in general
>>77957015
>just one guy
>>77957015
what's the most successful heem meme (apart from the entirety of brendan schaub)?
>>77957090
saying "bookies love him" when someone posts a crazy slip
>>77956946
rose desu
>>77957090
coral/adan/dock
>>77957090
Does Tony and Tiger/Tattoo man count or is that included with Schaub?
is invicta on right now?
>>77957163
Beef makes you strong
>>77957090
It's the ones you don't even think about.
Like MY BOY (everyone basically claims a boy now), or even Stiopic, just stuff like that that's become so commonplace you can't even single it out
>>77957162
First fight in just under 2 bongs
Pop Quiz
Who is on the losing end of the fastest UFC title bout in history?
>>77957070
conor looks so confused
>what the fook
>>77957090
tony tiger is the GOAT heem meme
>>77957070
why did he do this? What was he hoping to achieve? Get the fight stopped because of the cut?
>>77957198
thanks m8
>>77957152
schaub
>>77957163
this has gone for a long time now, quite the success
>>77957201
germaine
>>77957090
succ
>>77957090
SUCKAS
>>77956976
it's not that much blood
>>77957201
Cat Zingano?
>>77957201
baldo
>>77957241
Sucka bless lad
>>77957247
>>77957258
>>77957227
it was obviously mcgregor hence the record
>>77957242
the average human body holds 84 gallons of blood so he's fine
>>77957221
pretty much, or just open it up to affect conor's vision
herb warned him about it at the time and even yelled at him between rounds about it
Pop Quiz
Whose nickname was "The Sandman"?
>>77957270
Can't lose a title bout if you never defend
>>77957270
interestingly conor also broke the record for fastest knockout in any MMA organization
literally 3.5 second knockout. this won't be beaten unless someone takes a dive.
>>77957310
>you now remember people calling this a premature stoppage
>>77957327
cant defend if you've always got bigger $$$ fights to make
>4 (FOUR) belts
>>77957330
>literally 3.5 second knockout.
wtf is wrong with you
>>77957310
I wish Chad had won anyway
>>77957314
James Fullington
>McGregor has two sisters, named Erin and Aoife
1. how have i never seen or heard anything about them on heem
2. how can i knock one up to get that mcgregor money
>>77957090
friyieposting
>>77957366
Well I hope you're looking forward to McGregor-Malignaggi in March
>>77957314
James Irvin
there is too many soccer threads on this god damn board
>>77957443
Yes
>>77957090
Tuss posting
Is Ronda officially a do nothing bitch now?
>>77957471
Pro wrestling is something. Maybe Jon Jones can join her in the WWE after he gets a 4 year suspension
if you guys post somewhat revealing wmma pictures i will do shitty liquify photoshops to make them more lewd
>>77957450
in my country es futbol
You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope yourbund
>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nicebunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers
What do you do?
>>77957490
Jon Jones really isn't that big a name to make it in WWE I'd imagine.
Maybe though
>>77957520
yolo
>>77957520
Do you notice how nobody ever responds to you when you make this stupid post?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgCSAuEnE_s
why is Rory being so mean?
>>77957526
not even vince wants to deal with his bullshit
>>77957627
>that comment section
Who is the NATTY God?
>>77957491
example
probably a bunch of good miesha ones to do this with
wew mod is fast as fuck when it comes for kailin nudes or cuckposting
how does the scat spammer keep getting away with it
>>77957468
Its not a meme if only you do it
>>77957691
That's every comment section of a MM video. Pretty sad.
>>77957734
putting nudes in the filename probably doesnt help
>>77957734
The mods like his posts
>>77957714
she's reaching hamplanet tier
>>77957734
I think you can put two and two together.
Mackenzie Dern
>>77957750
>Pretty sad
lol
>>77957560
Nice
>>77957797
Thanks Portubro. Pls don't die in hurricane.
>>77957795
You're telling me it isn't sad how many people are furious over nothing? As if they had nothing else going on in their lives.
>>77957734
heem police out in full force
>>77957691
Lmao
>>77957163
After all this time never asked this but what the fuck is the submarine looking thing with what looks like cheese on top?
>>77957734
>>77957759
what are you talking about
>>77957823
how are they furious? just because they dislike him?
hes a ducker, if he wants me to care about his fight, how about he fight tj?
>>77957851
It's a baked potato
>>77957851
A baked potato?
>>77954287
Without even thinking twice about it. 8 is the best for me. What does this say about myself?
I just thicc + asian = premium woman.
>>77957812
They always get stronger when they after they pass us, i will send my prayers to the states
>>77957438
post the one where floyd frolicking down the run way shouting YEAH after the whole form voltron scuttlebutt
>>77957898
she's ugly m8
>>77957898
She is built for breeding.
>>77955435
Damn. Maybe when Conor said that he meant it as a complaint, not an insult. Kinda makes sense now. Even his tone.
>>77957926
this ones for sure a demon in the sack
>>77955573
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>77957925
>https://youtu.be/lxZyM3smDig
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbwn4mylcD
>>77957965
I'd let her bang
>>77957965
gross
>>77957965
she still with that 135'er?
>>77958001
my guy, it's a screenshot that's regularly posted here. i'm pretty sure it's altered cuz floyd looks huge in it.
>>77955573
I've begged the people here to call it /mma/. They care more about propagating their dumb meme than being taken seriously.
>>77957965
its not fake, she wears a push up bra, virgin.
Do you think Rory browses /heem/?
Liu Kang
>>77958004
she looks like someone just stuck an ice cube up her pussy
>>77958063
i literally altered the picture to make her tits bigger virgin
>>77958059
this is the
>>77958059
spammer
>>77958074
COULD BE COULD IT'S A MYSTERY I'M SURE HE WOULD LET YOU ALL KNOW IF HE WAS HERE
>>77958049
I dont have it my man, but you can have this until someone else from the money team helps you out.
stay blessed
>>77958163
the fight is over, you can fuck off back to /box/ now
>>77958187
this is the
post yfw when the treble G and Canelo fight cant even come close to Mayweather/Mac #s
>>77958160
When are you fighting next?
>>77958234
fucking who cares, take it to /box/
>>77958242
I BELIEVE IF MY NEXT FIGHT IS FOR THE TITLE I WILL BEAT LIMA THEN FIGHT THE WINNER OF MOUSASI VS CARVALHO.
>>77957233
I'm gonna miss the succ memes
Alex Chambers booked for first fight in two years vs. Nadia Kassem at UFC Sydney
>Dirty Mexican weightlifting steroid
>Right after getting caught
>Cormiers forced fake reaction to Jones on steroids
Face it, Jon Jones isn't that stupid. He was set up. Cormier's people are dirty.
>>77958160
haha upvoted good sir
guise
Joe Rogan is posting pepes again
>>77958315
it doesn't have to end this way
>>77958429
joe rogan is the rad dad
Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ
UFC, FITE TV Announce New Distribution Partnership to Stream Pay-Per-View Events
>>77958187
They can never take me from it, imma never leave
So I had to get the money team
Money money money money team!!
>>77958399
The Turinabol test is new, he's probably been using it his whole career
>>77958461
hopefully, so we can get dat rematch with cruz
>>77958429
Prove it
>>77958461
alright man good luck
>>77958472
meh
>>77958494
normie pepes
>>77958429
someone tweet him the tmt one
>>77958498
>Believing in the Snake
>>77958578
It would be funnier to send it to Schaub
Invicta stream where? It's starting now
>>77958617
cody needs to keep the full beard
>>77957310
Chad looks so fucking gassed. If only he fought on a full camp
>>77958810
ufc.tv
>>77958810
One more bong I think
>>77958891
mcgregor kicked him 17 times iirc in the stomach in r1
>>77956761
nah, i don't want to gas out on the way to the gym
>>77958891
yeah i wonder why
have a (You)
>>77958812
mirin the jawline
>women fights
>t. el cuckewwe
>>77959059
>>77959015
>stomach kicks erase cardio
spot the casuals
Chad was going full wrestler on short notice which is a bad idea - it doesn't help that McGregor is huge. Take downs and fighting for position eats poor cardio like fat people eat mac and cheese
>>77959177
>taking kicks to the stomach doesn't wear you down physically
spot the hardcore WATCHER of mma
>>77959059
while hits to the body will drain someones cardio, the effect of this wouldn't be seen until past the midpoint of the fight
>>77954798
It doesn't work as good. The best is road running up a slight incline.
>>77959177
this is horrible b8, but have a pity (You)
>>77959220
Using your whole body to bring down a big opponent and then keep position drains you faster than weak leg kicks.
Conor's legs are OK, not Muay Thai level
>>77959177
>t. doesnt understand the superior snap teeps of the GOAT
I KILT THE BODY
AND THEN DECAPITATED THE HEAD
https://youtu.be/t5nBDtYMU-o?t=574
>>77959320
Did you post that in your McGregor kit?
>>77959337
You're right trying to take someone down is exhausting, but a full camp wouldn't have made a difference in that fight. Which was the original argument.
>>77959368
what does that mean lol
>>77959337
Vicious leg kick to the body, Joe
Chad was getting murdered on the feet from the opening bell
Mr. "I'm always in fight mode" can't even go 10 minutes on short notice? please
>>77959383
>, but a full camp wouldn't have made a difference in that fight
I don't know about that.
I'm not saying Mendes would have owned Conor with a full camp or anything, but I think it was a factor.
>>77959465
Mendes had McGregor on his back 3 seconds into the fight.
>>77959465
>le rocked by a diaz man
>le finished by a 40 yo retiree man
this shit is too much
I saw somewhere that conor gained 1.5m followers on instagram after the floyd fight. How fucking casual is the ufc about to get after he comes back?
>>77959557
And it was already super casual
>>77959383
That wasn't the original argument, and a full camp would have made a difference.
>>77959346
>>77959453
Absolutely devastating. Just look at how this kick fluffs Chad's arm.
>>77959465
>>77959534
Is rogan, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>77959575
>bitter lemon
good to see that alpha brain working wonders
>>77959429
>>77959465
>If I connect with my left he's going down
>believe that
>>77959676
can't say I own one, why? now I'm interested.
>>77959676
I have a friend who has one in black, they're good exercise shirts
>>77959695
Why didn't Conner just mewv like he trained?
What's a rule change you would make to UFC to improve it.
I think hitting on the ground should only allow legs. This removes elbows and hammer fist nonsense and makes the ground game more purely submission based.
>>77959772
heem yourself my man
>>77959772
>Allow hits to the back of the head
>Allow downwards elbows
>Allow pride head stomps
>>77959772
>The new unified rules are in effect tonight, not the old unified rules
>>77959772
allow fighters to pledge no ground gayness before the fight
>>77959772
You're only as grounded fighter if your back or ass is touching the floor, that eliminates upickicks ever fouling, and the bullshit one hand touching the floor nonsense
>>77959772
lol
>>77959772
Stomps and soccer kicks, as well as knees to a grounded opponent
>>77959772
UFC: World
Let all the roiders and roidhues fight on a cruiseship in international waters. Hammer fights after midnight.
>>77959772
Open scoring with 5 judges
Invicta needs a heavyweight division
>>77959871
>"unified" rules
>no one agrees with them
>>77960170
this guy gets it
>>77960210
They tried open scoring in boxing maybe 10 years ago and the main result was that fighters coasted as soon as they had enough rounds in the bank. It's a horrible idea that's already failed
>>77956946
What about MMA in general, dicksucker.
Why is Nate so confusing. His strikes look like they are weak and is sloppy but top guys have trouble with him. His ground is great.
>>77956498
I got no respect for Rory
Good fight. They're really stacking this card
>>77960408
That doesn't translate at all to MMA with majority 3 round fights
>>77960691
Let's try that again
Dodson v Moraes in Norfolk. Pettis-Poirier card
>>77960618
his ground is overrated, he has shit top control
>>77960743
>A Gracie blackbelt
>Groundgame overrated
>>77956874
>>77956943
His question was basically why aren't there black female fighters at the highest caliber of competition, which is a good question, but feel free to sperg out.
>>77960812
he's a DUDE WEED degenerate he's a ziltch with terrible BJJ
>>77960856
That's not his question, go back to r/mma you're too negative dork
It'll primarily affect main events and title fights. That's even worse, plus it ruins the drama of reading the scores.
You're also implying that it'll improve scoring which is a HUGE assumption to make
Starting lads
>>77960812
People say his ground game is better than Tonys but how many times has nate lost a fighter by "being held down" compared to Tonies ey
>>77960914
>2nd most submissions in UFC history
>terrible BJJ
ok
>>77960950
for got to (You) >>77960693
>>77960974
>weed cures cancer
lol fucking KYS
>>77961011
Crowder pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlLUQtrtZEw
Why are sports fan so fucking retarded? Who tf screams like that? Is that Dee? And they're yelling who are you at a dude who just got knocked out fucking mongs
>>77961029
>>77961043
>triggered the degenerate sperg losers
top kek, snoop dogg is your hero right?
TIME FOR INVICTA
>>77961069
>t. gimme some coca cola i don't drink
>>77961108
I'm not weak.
Confess to me your heem related sins. I shall absolve you of them
>>77960950
5 judges obviously would improve scoring, open scoring for title fights would make the end result less exciting so I see that being an issue but in general open scoring gives retarded corners the correct information so that they fucking tell their fighter they need to go for the kill instead of blindly assuming they got rounds
>>77961144
I can't find a torrent for last nights tuf episode
BIGG
>>77960942
>/heem/ discussion rarely ever involves Invicta and usually then only when discussing perks of buying fight pass
>the dude himself says he didn't ask the question with an inferior league in mind
Come again casual? You know the Mayweather/Mcgregor fight is over right? You're allowed to leave now.
>>77961144
Im the spammer
>dude weed losers BTFO
>>77961144
I can't beat my older brother in a fight
>>77961144
I paid for MayMac
>>77961166
Same
Link it if you find it
I just found this old webm, is this Wonderboy?
>>77961197
I think your reading comprehension is a bit poor lad, wouldn't be fair for me to continue this debate knowing that
You also don't seem very familiar with /heem/, since you're just making stuff up. It's alright, we all start somewhere
What the fuck is she doing, throwing herself around the cage?
>>77961313
for suree my kids can sleepover at the dojo with this man
>>77961313
if it is that dog weighs 250lbs
>>77961350
Buttslam or a slip we will find out
HEAD AND ARM THROW
>>77961144
>My sinful opinions.
The Diaz Brothers are my favourite fighters.
I unironically think Bisping deserves money fights.
I think Brutal Bob Lawler is on steroids.
I think Roidmer is a cheater who does steroids.
I think McGregor is on steroids.
And Jones.
Floyd Mayweather could unironically heem his way to a championship in MMA.
Rory is garbage.
GSP is garbage.
Woodley is garbage.
Anderson Silva was never my boy.
Fedor is one of if not the best heavywight ever but he's still mediocre because heavyweight is such a shit division.
TRT Vitor was awesome.
Dominic Cruz is cool and he's the one guy who has the balls to blow up rogain in the booth.
Cody "No Dad" Would heem might manlet.
It's Manley Manlet's fault he doesn't draw.
OPS vs Machida 2 is worse than the Bellator card on the same night.
Brock Lesnar is a good fighter.
Cerrone got derailed by Monster Energy and not surgery like rogan claims.
Goods fans aren't mma fans.
>>77961166
Absolved
>>77961204
Absolved
>>77961218
Absolved
>>77961272
You comitted no sin my child
Derrick Lewis will shadow realm that smug hue Werdum
HEEM HEAD KICK KO
>>77961161
Well again, you're talking about something that's already been tried. What happened when open scoring for boxing was implemented in Nevada was that the judges' cards fell more inline with each other - more UDs and fewer split/majority decisions - but weren't better overall. It absolutely did not improve the overall quality of the scores which is why they pulled the plug.
>>77956170
Not only is that her but it's also not the first time she has been on TUF
Conor and Floyd
>>77961539
pretty sure rocky beats clubber at some point
>>77961453
Absolved for the Mayweather MMA champ sin
>>77961474
I dunno dude, Werdum might end up memeing on him for 15 minutes
>>77961585
Who in he top 5 can lewis beat?
>>77961646
Everyone
This is awful and note even entertaining
>>77961585
>might
Come on
>>77961646
Anybody can get caught, but I wouldn't see him as the favorite against any of the top guys
>>77961760
Werdum has to take him down until he does he can lose. I don't think he can beat Lewis standing with kicks, maybe I'm wrong.
>>77961551
bless
>>77955258
that picture never fails to make me laugh
Is there anyone who can beat Ngannou?
I'm afraid of what he might do to Stipe. I like Stipe.
>>77961477
Well they tested it in glory kickboxing recently which is why I said it and I thought it was working well
Thing is with judges the way the scoring system is the reason why there are so little 10-10 rounds is that judges should always be able to determine a round winner unless all of the stats were identical, so in a perfect world there should always be a clear winner of a fight to judges, all fights should be UD and more judges (assuming all trained to look for the same things) would make that closer to reality
SDs are bullshit and are a failure of the judging/ruleset of the sport unless the fight was extremely close but so many times SDs occur when the fight wasn't close at all with 3 judges
>>77961831
some sauce for you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSisRI283iU
>>77956421
is right a tranny
Well /heem/, do YOU want to sit next to Dana at 216?
>>77961585
werdum gets hit too much, he's not a power hitter himself, Lewis will look for early finish and land flush. Only way werdum wins is gassing him out and dragging to ground for sub.
>>77961899
yeah but ome rich faggot will probably donate 10,000 and get 100,000 entries into the contest
>>77961899
Can i take him out for dinner before hand?
>>77961899
He wouldn't like me because I'm introverted.
>>77956976
Why does Artem look so bored? He doesn't even give a shit about being there.
>>77961898
no it's a fucking dude, not even a tranny lol
why is stefan struve still in the ufc
why is stefan struve main eventing a card
ufc is dead. whens the next good event? were they seriously ok with ufc 215 being as shit as it was without calling off and moving the wbw fight? what the fuck?
>>77961899
I'm going to introduce him to /heem/
>>77961899
>mfw Cynthia mysteriously wins the contest
>>77961999
>why is stefan struve still in the ufc
Because UFC barely has any heavyweights
>>77961999
stefan strudel will heem stipe again soon
When is Mizuki Inoue fighting?
>>77961999
rockhold vs branch is pretty good for a fight night card. 216 looks pretty good too.
overall this year has just sucked shit though
>>77961313
>using boxing tactics
i genuinely think i could fuck up joanna
i'm 5'7 and weight 125 pounds but i could cut 10 and fight her with one week's notice
i just don't believe a woman my size could beat me no matter how skilled she is
>>77961938
You and a buddy get to stay in his seats for the fights, and for at least the main event he sits next to you
You also get to be on stage with him during the weigh ins. The flight, hotel, and some other shit is covered for
Just tell him you have Fight Pass and he'll let you jerk off on Arianny's back
>>77962084
>i'm 5'7 and weight 125 pounds
>>77962011
I could only imagine what it would be like trying to explain to someone whats happening in these threads
>h-hey let me introduce you to some of the guys, spainsperg, dockelf, calendarn**ger
>ooh thats just the spammer, don't mind him h-hah those pictures are yucky
>>77961999
Struve stinks, but he has a win over Stipe so I guess they think that'd be an interesting match.
215 was viewed as a card that would fail no matter what because it's following a certain boxing match and Nunes was moved to the card as punishment for pulling out. But overall they do need to get their shit together and start doing a better job of spreading out the decent fights.
>>77962084
Do you have any training?
If not, then Joanna would fuck you up.
I'm not one of those people who thinks she's better at striking than every male fighters, but she's definitely better than a lot of them. Especially when you consider how many fighters even today still just wildly swing hooks at each other.
Thong alert
>>77961453
>The Diaz Brothers are my favourite fighters.
the true patrician choice
>Floyd Mayweather could unironically heem his way to a championship in MMA.
lol right
>Fedor is one of if not the best heavywight ever but he's still mediocre because heavyweight is such a shit division.
nah
>Goods fans aren't mma fans.
a lot of them aren't and i bet they'll never watch mma again after he retires
>>77961453
>Cerrone got derailed by Monster Energy and not surgery like rogan claims.
Mini-fridges of Bud and Monster everywhere and he can't take a liver shot t save his life. Does make one ponder
What would you consider Nate Diaz? Cause I know he's half Mexican, but that's not a skin colour?
I'd class him as white but someone got offended at me for that, saying white is a race not a skin colour. But hes skin is still white?
>>77962315
american latino?
>>77962315
he's half white.
>>77962315
american ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GicfiEFR7JA
here's the reason cain will never fight again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWj_OevZY2k
>>77960722
nice. need to clear up the log jams in BW that dom, cody and tj have left.
after TJ jimmie gets next shot. dom hasn't fought again yet, so #3 after jimmie is up in the air. ascunciao , morales, almeida, sterling, caraway, lots of interesting fighters moving about down there
>>77962315
he's hispanic. some hispanics can be white, but nate is not a white hispanic. i'd call him brown/mixed/mestizo if you want to classify him racially.
>While this is not a direct UFC story, it very much is an indirect story. ESPN and Top Rank have reached an agreement that would include Top Rank fights on ESPN, streaming and ESPN would partner with Top Rank to promote PPV shows as well. The deal makes ESPN and ESPN Deportes in Spanish in the U.S., as well as TSN in Canada and RDS in Canada for French language broadcasts, as the home of Top Rank (Bob Arum’s promotion). Fights will also air on ESPN’s new streaming service. The contract calls for 18 live events. They will also have the rights to the Top Rank library and ESPN will air all PPV shows on a tape delay like HBO and Showtime do with the big fights. The key is that with the UFC television deal up at the end of 2018, obviously the hope was for ESPN to be involved in bidding. The keys to ESPN are not just making a financial deal, but if you are an ESPN sports property, they will push you harder on SportsCenter and when the talking heads on their various talk shows as well as SportsCenter push something as major, like Mayweather vs. McGregor, it greatly helps in terms of buys and making the events bigger. This deal doesn’t necessarily mean ESPN won’t be interested in UFC, which is considered the biggest sports deal up next year, but it does change the dynamics and it could be a sign they went with a much cheaper fight sports deal with Top Rank, given their own economic issues with the huge NFL & NBA contracts for years to come that guarantee bigger money each year while subscribers are falling at a fast rate, meaning shortfalls in revenue.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/31/16236786/jon-jones-positive-test-ufc-drug-csac-cormier-214
Are you ready to apologize to the REAL natty GOAT /heem/?
>>77962379
pretty sure after TJ cody is going to go full meme mode and look for superfights like with Mighty Midget or a boxing match with a midget boxer
>>77962315
Nate is latino, Nick is white.
This girl looks like she lives in the hills with aspen ladd
>>77962315
You can't unbecome latino it's a one drop rule doesn't matter if you're light skinned or dark skinned
>>77961029
>crowder
what?
>>77962564
I bet Bigg Ladd takes hearty dumps in the woods when shes out on one of her hikes, probably just hangs her ass over a rotten log and just coils dinosaur loads
>>77961646
overeen verdoom jds
>>77960618
he's confusing to you because you are ignorant about mma
>>77962349
Yeah but that's a race not a colour. It's bothering me because I just class everyone who isn't black as white or tanned. It's like there is some celebs that look way closer to white than black, but you have to call them black even though there skin is clearly white.
>>77962385
>>77962529
Latino isn't a skin colour man, there is some Mexicans that don't look white at all but Nate does. Idk it doesn't really matter I don't get why people get so offended by it. I consider myself white even though I'm not because my skin still looks white and i don't think white should be a race.
Not much by way of articles other than May/Mac in the Observer this week so I included the short article about amateur wrestling. The news sections are worth reading for sure. Anyways here it is pass it around.
https://pastebin.com/L3k8YAN1
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>>77962622
take it from a white guy, nate does not look white
wtf they let weedman ref again?
>>77962479
cody versus the thai dude who beat chocotito
>>77962622
i think you're misunderstanding the racial terms that you're using here. white means someone with predominantly european ancestry. black means someone with predominantly african ancestry. hispanic is more ambiguous, you've got mestizos with more indigenous ancestry and white hispanics with more european ancestry.
regardless though skin color has virtually nothing to do with it. asians are pale as fuck and nobody calls them white.
>>77962424
WME's dreams of a bidding war between ESPN and FS1 were toast anyway, the network is in deep shit after losing subscribers despite overpaying for NFL and NBA rights fees. I don't think the details are public, but I suspect they found a way to get this done without paying much up front. Maybe they're getting a piece of the action as a distributor with their streaming/PPV service.
ESPN doesn't have the money to pay for shit since they're going through massive layoffs and budget cuts to stay profitable. Realistically this doesn't change much for the UFC. Interesting stuff though, they're creating a FightPass type of platform so they're clearly keeping their eye on what the UFC is doing
The natty GOD
>>77962792
this isn't a cringe thread
>>77954770
Is Conor's weak cardio a mental thing? Does he get too hyped up and have adrenaline dumps on the big stage? He always says he trains so hard, but there's no tension or mental pressure in training.
I used to be a runner, and would also run my PB's in training and be pissed off after race day.
>>77962927
This is how I know you're a casual. Because you can't see things like floyd landing heavy body shots in the first rounds. Pretty much the only thing he threw until the 4th.
Learn to watch fights properly.
>>77962614
Explain then mma expert why someone with a 19-11 record is considered a good striker
Why are Southern women so perfect?
>>77963081
Most of his loses are in the UFC. Most record whores grind that shit outside of the UFC against literal nobodies.
>>77962927
He doesn't know how to pull his punches. That's a huge problem against a taller/lankier guy like Diaz because he ends up whiffing on huge shots. Amanda Nunes has the same problem
>>77963153
Ok that makes sense, thank you.
>>77962726
I'd never even heard of Top Rank before reading that, and as far as I can tell it's a boxing promotion, not an mma promotion, which in hindsight makes me think this won't really effect UFC at all. I can't speak for ESPN, but as far as TSN in Canada also picking up these rights (they also air UFC), I doubt this matters, because there are two major sports networks in Canada, and TSN doesn't have the rights for hockey anymore, they are looking to pick up whatever sports they can to fill the void. Wouldn't be surprised if ESPN would also go after UFC so they could bill themselves as the fight network, and air both boxing and UFC.
>>77963081
im not an expert
both diaz brothers have the same boxing style. they throw lots of "weak" punches at a high rate and slowly wear down the opponent while nullifying their offense at the same time. and they aren't actually weak, they are just not full power. this also helps to save cardio. and they don't look sloppy at all, just watch more fights i guess. usually he uses his striking to set up the submissions later like in the first goobs fight. also pointing out his record is pretty much irrelevant to your point. besides, he's been fighting top guys for years and typically only loses decisions
>>77963144
>trains at wonderboy's gym
this is going to be interesting
>>77962927
Well if he really doesn't run then that is a huge factor. The other thing is, a very good point that paulie brought up, conor needs to do a better job at leveraging his shots more. He's so confident in his ability and belief in getting the finish that he takes himself out of the fight if he doesn't. (think johnson vs. gatjhe)
You saw this in the nate fights and floyd fight. There is probably a mental barrier there but its hard to really judge because all of those fights are above his normal weight. He looked pretty crisp to me fighting eddie at 155 but there's no telling.
Someone make a new thread already ffs
>>77963278
fuck you
>>77963241
> He looked pretty crisp to me fighting eddie at 155 but there's no telling.
Yeah, but fight didn't go very long to really see. He had a lower output in that fight, too. Basically was just counter punching.
>>77962927
As much as he likes to go "timing beats speed, precision beats power", he does try to force the KO if they're not walking into his punches ala Alvarez.
>>77961585
Holy shit they're kids
>>77961944
i like you
>>77957886
DELET THIS
>>77954227
What chat?
5 hundy