/trans/ - P€p Edition

>>77930980
>Kampl to RBL
>Sanches to Swansea
>Llorente to Chelsea

actually considering suicide

>>77931014
Why?

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>tfw too intelligent to develop players

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>>77931014
Me too friend.

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BEST GIRL

>>77931081
Kampl is shit and Sanches is shit as well.
And Llorente may not be great, but is at least not entirely shit.

>>77930980
yeah you're right, this is the real thread

I just wanted to make sure the chat had somewhere to go sorry mate

>taking 4 minutes to link your thread

Thick cunt

>Spurs complete Foyth signing

Didn't know they'd signed a Foyst, Second, or Thoyd player.

How big is the meltdown going to be when Josh King scores a late winner at the Emirates in 10 days time?

>>77931120
Usually I don't link before we hit 500 posts. It's gentlemanly.

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1. Natalie Sawyer
2. Hayley McQueen
3. Alex Hammond
4. Vicky Gomersall
5. Kirsty Gallagher
6. irish lady

the rest are munts

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>>77931102
i seriously have no fucking idea how anybody would choose any of the other girls over Kate

>>77931126

They have Chelsea after Bournemouth as well so it's not easy for them.

>>77931121
I hate you so much.

>>77931157
she literally looks inbred

AM TIE-URD RHOBBIE

>>77931184
IT'S THE SAME TING EVERY WEEK BLUD

>>77931126
>late winner

The win will be comfortably ensured and The Emirates surprisingly noisy long before that is a possibility.

>>77931172
you're literally a faggot

Wilshere to Real Betis Balompie

>>77931172
well I don't care anymore because I've literally just found out she's moved to Fox Sports in America

>>77931184
SHAMBLES

>>77931156
Do you think Alex gets fucked by horses?

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>tfw gotta leave
See you tomorrow

>>77931014
Bake a cake to feel better, m8.

>>77931121

Thank you comedy Lebanon

>>77931205
da fug

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>>77931205
pls no

>>77931157
Have you seen her under different lighting? Wew lad.

>>77931157
she isnt even on sky any more you cunt

Fucking hell United have an easy run in still Stoke A Everton H, and Crystal Palace home. Stoke may be a challenge. The first game against a top 6 side for United is October 6th lol.

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What did he mean by this?

>>77931234
Saved, my friend

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>>77931121

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>two pairs of headphones

what's he up to lads?

Somebody update me on the qtnho to Barcelona situation

>chelsea bid for Barkley rejected

literally why he is useless

>>77931207
damn that sucks

>>77931256
What he has in his ears are earbuds, not headphones.

All joking aside, the fuck is going on at Arsenal?

Everyone wants to leave, investor wants to pull out, they are selling players without replacing them and are gonna make a transfer plus in this crazy market.

>>77931243
Rumours started yesterday that Mou was about to make a move for him. It probably started after the way Mahrez and Pogba were talking after the game on Saturday.

>>77931256

I did that on the weekend when I wanted to listen to a podcast through my phone, using ear buds, and Fallout NV through my cans.

Wasn't very good though.

>>77931243
>le one season wonder man

>>77931257
seems like they're after lemar instead

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whats his endgame?

Is ox cup tied for the champions league?

>>77931243
Should've left when everyone thought he was good.

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>>77931297
two year contract extensions until he fucking dies

>>77931302
How the fuck would he be

>>77931297
Getting fired.

>>77931279
you what?

>>77931280
well this is the first season they don't have the privilege of dumped out in the CL ro16 in a very long time
bound to be a shock

>>77931302
I didn't catch him in Arsenal's CL qualifiers, must be ok

>>77931279
>Earphones are very small headphones that are fitted directly in the outer ear, facing but not inserted in the ear canal. Earphones are portable and convenient, but many people consider them to be uncomfortable.[14] They provide hardly any acoustic isolation and leave room for ambient noise to seep in; users may turn up the volume dangerously high to compensate, at the risk of causing hearing loss.[14][15] On the other hand, they let the user be better aware of their surroundings. Since the early days of the transistor radio, earphones have commonly been bundled with personal music devices. They are sold at times with foam pads for comfort. (The use of the term "earbuds", which has been around since at least 1984, did not hit its peak until after 2001, with the success of Apple's MP3 player.[16])

>>77931280
foyth place trophy next year la

And now, today's Guardian Rumour Mill in ebonics:

>As tha oldschool sayin goes, all phat thangs come ta dem playas whoz ass kick up a mighty stink. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So Antonio Conte’s summer of strops n' sulks looks set ta yield a aiiight conclusion fo' tha Italian, n' also fo' N’Golo Kante, whoz ass is poised ta be reunited wit not one but two oldschool Leicesta Citizzle chums, Danny Drinkwata n' Riyad Mahrez.

>There could be a snag up in tha Mahrez deal, however: cuz there be murmurs dat Jose Mourinho wants ta hijack it n' brang tha Algerian ta Manchesta United. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. What tha fuck iz more, there’s rap dat Liverpool wanna muscle up in on Chelsea’s plans ta sign Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, n' dat Oxlade-Chamberlain wouldn’t mind if they done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So rage on a lil longer, Antonio, rage on.

>Someone is goin ta feel tha wrath of Leicester, like a muthafucka. Westside Brom, fo' starters, cuz tha loss of Drinkwata has persuaded tha Foxes ta spoil tha Baggies’ big-ass coup n' snaffle PSG’s Grzegorz Krychowiak instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And Crystal Palace can also expect clog: cuz Leicesta is goin afta they main defensive target, Liverpool’s Mamadou Sakho.

>But Leicesta may not be too bothered bout keepin Islam Slimani, although Marseille will gotta raise they offer ta git his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. And Leicesta certainly aren’t bothered bout keepin Nampalys Mendy. Da midfielder has turned down a cold-ass lil chizzle ta return ta Frizzle wit Rennes but, on tha other hand, is open ta tha possibilitizzle of headin back ta Nice. Rennes may land another of they targets, however, as Westside Ham may let Diafra Sakho go.

>>77931302
lel

>>77931297
crashing his club

>>77931280
>investor wants to pull out
Very unlikely that Usmanov leaves

>>77931302
arsenal hasn't done anything in the europa league yet, nor have they done anything in the FA yet, so i can't see him being cup-tied for anything.

>>77931323

>Noises from Liverpool suggest tha club may finally smoke ta push Philippe Coutinho ta Barcelona fo' round £140m. That’s some qualitizzle hagglin n' no mistake fo' realz. And it’ll make fo' a thugged-out dandy summer if Liverpool manage ta round thangs off by bustin dat windfall on Thomas Lemar n' Virgil Van Dijk, which they hope ta do.

>Meanwhile, Serge Aurier is hopeful dat his crazy-ass move ta Tottenham is ghon be waved all up in on Wednesday. It make me wanna hollar playa! Da PSG full-back has agreed terms wit tha club but be awaitin approval of his work permit n' hopes tha legal snafu dat schmoooove muthafucka had all dem muthafuckin years back won’t be held against his muthafuckin ass. Da wait is beginnin ta irritate his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So now he knows how tha fuck PSG felt against Lorient last season when, afta Thomas Meunier had ta depart fucked up, it took Aurier eight minutes ta git dressed n' come on as a substitute, wit tha application of socks provin particularly shitsome fo' tha grown man.

>>77931323
not a fan of this emma blackery

https://www.flightradar24.com/C680/eac844a

The medical team have almost landed.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

https://twitter.com/hughwizzy/status/902977872230584321

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Which Guardiola team could be compared to The Darjeeling Ltd?

just hid those retarded posts

>>77931302
>americans

>>77931342
>Da forma Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson wanna be known henceforth as tha future manager of Crystal Palace yo. Hodgson knows a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty duck gaffer when da perved-out muthafucka smells one n' there’s no denyin dat Frank De Boer is givin off a phat anatine whiff n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. If it’s tha Ajax way dat Palace want, then Hodgson can do dat no problem. Or how tha fuck on some lil' bit of Brazil 1970, biatch? Dukla Prague 1964, biatch? Hodgson be aiiight ta take requests n' 100% satisfaction is guaranteed or yo' scrilla back*.

>Elsewhere, it turns up dat Monaco aint goin ta break tha bank ta relieve Stoke Citizzle of Gianelli Imbula. They’re not even goin ta take his ass on loan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But Toulouse is keen fo' some reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stoke, meanwhile, is also willin ta dig offers fo' Bojan Krkic.

>Middlesbrough’s supremely gifted but seemingly useless playa Adama Traore has been linked wit a move ta Lille, where Marcelo Bielsa will either drill some tactical discipline tha fuck into his ass or storm up in exasperation.

>* Yo ass must be clownin

>>77931358
Settle down texas, it's a joke

>>77931352
>the utter fucking state of a so called "big club"

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Draxler to arsenal real soon, yall better be ready to apolosige

>>77931323
>>77931342
>>77931359

Can I get a translation?

>>77931382
disgusting cheekbones

>>77931353

Could you explain to me what's so good about that film? My mate INSISTS it's the best Wes Anderson film, but I've watched it twice now and it's just moody posho's who need to sort themselves out.

>>77931391
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/30/football-transfer-rumours-riyad-mahrez-chelsea-manchester-united

>>77931352
wew this explains their ridiculous transfer window
>spend you all you wages on lacassete and that other newfag
lmao

I wonder how much they'll ask for alexis in this market, 120m?

>>77931184
WANK IN A SOCK

>>77931280
Kroenke literally doesn't care as long as he makes a profit

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>>77931382
WHATS IN THE BOX?

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>>77931386

>>77931386
dele alli's looking fit

Have any of you been watching The Debate? I've watched it a lot more than I thought I would. Ian Wright looked suicidal last night.

>>77931297
Making the team look like shit so the owner gives him money for players because key peeps want to leave. but getting no sheckles.

>>77931184
PAPER OVER THE CRAKS, WOBBIE

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>>77931413

Wenga has lost his best player, WENGER OUT

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This man is the most well-dressed man in the country.

>>77931413
her new album m8 calm down

>>77931460
Someone bought injured cazorla?

>>77931398
i dunno. I like it because it describes me and my brothers quite well.

>>77931460
Cazorla's just injured, he hasn't left yet.

>you now remember arselel has the most expensive season tickets in europe
lmao

>PSG let go Matuidi and Krychowiak

Kek they don't seriously think they can win the CL with Thiago Motta holding

any update on the javi martinez to anfield situation lads?

>>77931431
Here's the video on YT if anyone wants to watch it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWEqz8mFgY

>>77931406
The wage bill being the problem doesn't make a lot of sense considering they'll be offloading Mustafi, Gibbs and Ox (who they offered another £60k a week to). Kroenke and Wenger clearly have a secret agreement. Kroenke will continue to milk the club for everything, and he'll allow Wenger to continue on as manager, as its his entire life and he knows that without Arsenal he's just an old man now. It's sad really.

>>77931121
based lebanon

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>>77931257
He's going anywhere. THIS IS OUR YEAR!

>>77931484
Neymar will carry us

>>77931489
>Jamie Redknapp
no thanks. twat needs to have a car crash

You are taking the day off work for deadline day right lads?

I mean you are a football fan... Right?

>>77931489
>45 minutes of nothing but ian wright and jamie redknapp 'debating' one another
fucking hell

>>77931475
>>77931480
>Cazorla

Might as well bring Arteta back in

>>77931510
>me
>work

>>77931489
>redknapp & wright
think i'll pass x

>>77931499
Every other club have wages to pay.

any upades on gary bale to manchester united situation?

>>77931475
>>77931480
Why the fuck is he still on the books? He's fucking old.

my farts smell worse than a filipino united fan

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Transfer balances through the league

Tottenham Hotspur: £45.54m
Swansea City: £30.51m
Burnley: £18.23m
Stoke City: £4.99m

Crystal Palace: £-5.40m
Chelsea: £-15.48m
West Ham United: £-18.23m
Arsenal: £-20.07m
Southampton: £-23.13m
Newcastle: £-24.03m
Bournemouth: £-30.87m
Liverpool: £-34.65m
Everton: £-36.02m
Watford: £-38.70m
West Bromwich Albion: £-39.56m
Brighton & Hove Albion: £-39.60m
Huddersfield Town: £-39.73m
Leicester City: £-43.96m

Manchester United: £-140.31m
Manchester City: £-145.31m

>>77931505
Just like he carried Barca?

>>77931510
I'll spend the whole day on here again, like I have the past 2 months

>>77931551
The only table that Spurs will ever top

>>77931554
try last 6 years la'

>>77931157
This is a 10/10 in Bongistan

>>77931551
I tell you what, that's about the only table spurs will ever be top of!

>>77931510
>

anyone watching this comfy nature program on bbc2

>>77931352
>Investing that much on Lacaodtalent

The state of Arsenal

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>They can't all leave at once

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Kek

>>77931551
>2 decimal places
precision != accuracy

You now remember the media pushing tsu to utd

>>77931575
I've given up on the BBC. Can't do it anymore.

lads i've got two large mouthfuls of curry left on my plate but i genuinely think i might throw up if i eat them

what do?

>>77931597
poo in loo

>>77931596
bit of lube should help

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If Renato Sanches goes to Swansea, where will this sexy manbeast play?

>>77931597
Scoff them down you fanny.

>>77931489

>Man utd need a proper LB

We have one he's called Luke Shaw REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>£200k/week salary is eating into the transfer budget so no money is available
>£10.4m is eating into the transfer budget
honestly, Huddersfield must have a bigger budget

>>77931352
>Those comments
>"Complete bullshit the weekly wages thing actually makes no sense"

Fuk paying ppl and sheitttt lol

>Krychowiak to WBA

that's an amazing loan for WBA, well done for them. he was amazing in his spanish club

Who the fuck told Nationwide that obnoxious cunts doing poetry was a good advertising idea?

>>77931510

Probably be fired from work tomorrow anyway for too much time off. I've had like 6 sick days this year lol, mostly insomnia, hard to get a good sleep when I have to get up at 5am.

>>77931634
the next nzonzi

>>77931510
Don't you guys have sports talk radio in England?

>>77931551
that's without AOC i guess

>>77931647
no, what's that? is that like a TV sports channel but on the radio?

>>77931618
He better get his fat arse together and quick. Blind will cost the team points this season. It's clear as fuck that the fullbacks are not playing to the same level as the rest of the team.

>>77931667
Talk Sport

who else here is too smart to work on their own car?

>>77931647
there's this thing called TalkSport. not sure if it's quite the thing you're talking about though

>>77931597
look at my flag

eat them

>literally paying 60k a week to not have to play for arsenal

jesus wonga

>>77931597
Wash it down with beer.

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nth for >we made it to the Ro32 on 5 points, second in the group. Based Pogba

>>77931682
like fix your car? who the fuck would do that?

>>77931687
kek'd

>>77931679
Darmian can be good as a false full back

>>77931702
>Attendance: 53
grim

>>77931667
It's a radio station devoted to talking sports and news all day. You have personalities give their opinions, keep you up to date on events, and allow listeners to call in to voice their opinion.

would like to eat some doritos right now tbdh

>>77931720
We have it, he's being a twat. 5live and Talksport are the big ones.

>>77931720
no we dont have anything like that. nothing at all.

4.07pm
Mark Sumner says: “As a Chelsea fan, I can’t help feeling we’ve dodged a bullet with Ox going to Liverpool. He is a decent wide player but I can’t see what he would’ve brought to Chelsea’s central midfield other than a marginally stronger bench and injury cover. Which is what we want Drinkwater to provide. Chelsea’s biggest need is for another striker as Morata’s back-up, which is what we want Llorente for since Batshuayi’s first touch and hold-up play is lamentable.”

Yes, Llorente is one that may finally get done tomorrow.

Is this delusional?

>Guardiola
>Mouyes
>Flopp
>Wongo
personal opinions aside, who is your favourite?

>>77931667
what the fuck is a "radio"

>>77931737
don't forget BBC Asian Sport Network

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>>77931748

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Spurs are trying to get Dembele from Celtic.

>>77931751
gotta keep up with the khabaddi somehow

>>77931750
americans use them since they're commuting 6 hours every day

>>77931762
good lad

>>77931679

If Valencia gets injured we're fucked.

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>>77931714
>False full back

>>77931718
it is a weekday tbf, but not like many people watch the fake teams play (teams that aren't boards)

>>77931744
>Buying the Drinkwater meme

>>77931744
Llorente as in the lad at Swansea?

>>77931790

I don't even know how to watch this shit.

>>77931748
Mouyes is probably the most successful overall if you include the fact he's coached multiple teams and had success almost every time. I used to think Klopp was a genius since Dortmund developed so much talent while he was there, but since he's been gone, players like Pulisic, Dembele, etc have come out, so it's obvious that Klopp wasn't really the reason. the rest are memes who got lucky with a good squad and then flopped when faced with any adversity

>Jose Mourinho meets Man United predecessors Sir Alex Ferguson, Louis van Gaal at UEFA coaches summit
something's missing...

>Derby County have handed a lifetime ban to a fan who tweeted about the death of Billy Sharp's baby.

Do you agree with this?

>>77931748
Klopp and Poch. Both are miracle workers really.

>>77931816
sure, don't want people like that supporting your club

>>77931809
Yeah, where was Giggs?

>>77931777
Unfortunately, everything is very big here.

>>77931800
I believe so.

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>>77931827
>both are miracle workers really
yeah,trophy cabinets are brimming thanks to them mate..

>>77931748
Wenger

>>77931774
If I want to watch ethnic homowrestle, I'll watch it on Sky anon.

so is lemar going to happen?

>>77931861
rome wasn't built in a day

>>77931406
They're asking for £70m for Sanchez from City after they really nobody else wants him

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Signing of the summer?

Lads rank the following managers:

Pep, Mou, Klopp, Poch, Koeman, Conte, Wenger

Posted in the correct order but feel free to disagree x

>>77931714
I think Mou will already be thinking about playing Darmian versus Salah in the upcoming Liverpool game.

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>>77931844
Unbelievable

>>77931873
was it built in 3 seasons?

>>77931816

Yes

>>77931510
I'm a man city fan

we exclusively use deadline day for sales and transfers that should have been concluded before the window even opened

>>77931881
pep way too high, but other than that i respect your opinion

>>77931880
Looks like a monkey

>>77931880
He already played for England tho

>>77931880

hahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha

>>77931880
what happens if he becomes elite?

>>77931881
Mou>Conte>Pep>Wenger>Koeman>Poch>Klopp

>>77931880

Nice arms です

>People think Sterling + 20 million for Sanchez is a good deal

Sanchez is 28 and got a year left on a contract, while Sterling is quite close to the level of player Sanchez is and will certainly be better in about 2-3 years

>>77931881

United fan

Poch
Mou
Wenger
Pep
Conte
Klopp
Koeman

>>77931899
the first result on google says rome was built in 276 years.

>>77931881
>pep 1st

>>77931881
Mou and Wenger are the only two elites

>>77931880
between him and salah

>>77931391
Ask your wife's boyfriend.

>>77931927

I'm one of the few people that rate Sterling but he won't get any better than he is now

>>77931929
abit slow isn't it

>>77931927
Sterling will never be as good as Sanchez at his peak

>>77931927
it's a good deal for arsenal, no way city will offer sterling plus cash though

sterling is a 70m player in this market

Would Arsenal fans take the season Man Utd had last season? 1 trophie (League or FA cup) + win Europa so guaranteed CL but finish 6th

>>77931928
>Poch

What the fuck are you on, lad? He's never even won anything and he bottles most big games. The English media are so far up his arse because Tottenham have a few England players.

>>77931927
City are famously bad negotiators, Arsenal should have agreed to like an £80m fee delayed until they sign a replacement at the start of the season.

Keeping him is insane, you have literally no authority over Sanchez for a year and he'd be first name on the Chile teamsheet even if he played 0 games

>>77931964
but as a homegrown, you dont get much better
unless alli or kane wants to move in a year or two

>>77931958
the technology was different

>>77931986
Move to Arsenal?

>a manager that has won zero trophies should be compared to Conte, Mouyes and Wenger
Lads, Pulis is miracle worker and one of the best coaches in the league

>>77931951
He is 22 and is still a raw talent, he has already shown an improvement in finishing this season

>>77931964
Sanchez is probably the most overrated player in the premier league, he is braindead and kills 9 out of 10 attacks

>>77931967
Yeah of course I mean its shit from a city perspective

>>77931937
Mous rep took a nose dive with that disasterous 3rd season at Chelsea but it looks like hes built a real powerhouse of a team this season, still think City will win it though

>>77931930
Yes he is the best manager in the world

>>77931880
Salah IMO

>>77931927
Sterling has been better than Sanchez this season tbqh.

>>77931899
Both are playing the long game and building themselves into big clubs. I don't think Klopp has ever expected to win the league, getting shafted in the Europa League is his only failure so far. Poch, his only failure is not being a better challenge to Chelsea last season. For Koeman to prove himself as a manager he needs to bring Everton to this same level. There is a reason that Klopp is a success and Ranieri is a failure.

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>>77931302

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Lads, I think may have to settle for a loan deal with this lady I'm texting to be my gf.

She keeps talking about muh trust and how she's been hurt plenty of times. A permanent deal has been rejected for the time being.

How should I proceed?

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>>77932014
>Sterling has been better than Sanchez this season tbqh.

>>77931997
kek, i meant homegrown players full stop

>>77932029
do you like her anon

>>77931983

m8 he got >Spurs to 2nd and got them Champions league football two seasons in a row with fuck all budget Pep and all the rest have never really done anything like that with the finances.

>>77932014
>There is a reason that Klopp is a success and Ranieri is a failure.
he got the one trophy Liverpool fans have been waiting 26 years for

>>77932029
offer her more money

>>77932029
Play hard ball. Tell her you might be after someone else. Women hate being rejected because of another woman.

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>When they rank ur season after one game

>>77931880
Yes. He is...quick and...dangerous.

>>77932053
>overachieved manager but won no trophies
so hes on the same level as Pardew?

>>77932068
Calm down Wrighty

>>77931398
Your mate is wrong. The 'technically' best Wes Anderson film is The Royal Tenenbaums, although I personally believe Rushmore to be his most impressive film. But everyone can have a favourite - The Darjeeling Limited is a good film, but if you feel a personal connection to it then you'll consider it the best.
>t. film lad

>>77932053
Mourinho has won the champions league with fuck all budget.

>>77932057

lmfao

>>77932070
Bit racist lad

>>77932083
twice

Most overrated things in the Premier League:

1.) Kante
2.) Sanchez
3.) Pochettino
4.) Liverpool football club
5.) Kane

>>77932053
doubt Dortmund's finances when Klopp was there were any better than Spurs

>>77932083
tbf he had a nice draw in the porto win

>>77931805
oh lel, guess I never dropped a link, whoops. I'll drop a link in /trans/ (or /prem/) when >we play this weekend

>>77932095
Where's "English football players in general"?

>>77932095
>4.) Liverpool football club
false, nobody rates them (with a worthwhile opinion)

>>77931398
darjeeling is one of his worst

>>77932095
1) Gabriel Jesus
2) Thibaut Courtouis
3) Rafa Benitez

why are chelsea only going for overpirced shit hg players? their squad only has 14/17 non hg spots filled


renato to swans on loan for 2m because of clement and carlo relationship

>>77932057
She just never goes in her basement?

>>77932095
hi wilshere

>>77931398
Darjeeling is fucking insufferable and the whole subverted journey of self-realisation doesn't work when the characters are these unbelievable nonsense people.

Rushmore>Royal>Hotel>Moonrise>Bottle>Fox>Darjeeling>Aquatic

>>77932117
>3) Rafa Benitez

great shout

>>77932117
1) Gabriel Jesus

Wrong

>>77932076
Just thought it was a funny face from Alexis desu

>>77932110
Still got it done. Poch had a favourable group in the CL last season. He fucked it up.

>>77932093
Nah. He spent a bit money at Inter.

>>77932117
Jesus literally has more goals&assists than games

Unless you claim he's the next messi it's impossible to overrate him

>liverpool realizing nobody in france wants origi so they're looking to germany

>>77932095

LEL!

>Kante wins the prem with Leicester in his first season and then in the next season joins Chelsea and wins the prem with them

The city of you

>>77932147
Literally hasn't played one good game in his City career yet

Why did Wenger refuse to play Ox centrally when it's the only place he's looked good?

Revised most overrated things in the Premier League:

1.) Kante
2.) Sanchez
3.) Rafa Benitez
4.) Hugo Lloris
5.) Liverpool football club
6.) Kane
7.) Rob Holding
8.) Ramsey
9.) Black players that are not wingbacks or wingers (Excluding Kante)

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me on the right

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>>77931353
>As of April 2015, on the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, 68% of critics gave the film positive reviews, based on 188 reviews, with a consensus among critics that the film "will satisfy fans of Wes Anderson."

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>>77932042
She's decent looking and is pretty chill. A solid 7/10. Mostly I just don't want to be single any longer. Shit sucks not having someone to cuddle with.

>>77932061

Good idea, she's pretty insecure anyways. Going to harmlessly drop a lie while we are in our usual late night texting session. We'll see how she reacts.

>>77932095
1. Matic
2. Pochettino
3. David Silva
4. Courtois
5. Morata

All time most overrated - Paul Scholes

>>77932163
Kante gets fully exposed anytime he plays a midfield that isn't braindead like in the France Spain game, just wait till the CL for the exposing lad

>>77931807
>implying pulisic and dembele are not consecuences of Klopp being for 7 years at BVB

>>77932185

Look at the disgust on Klopps face when he sees what the guy looks like during the selfie.

>>77932202
Morata is quality, does anybody rate david silva really highly?

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>thinking youre a proper fan
>haven't painted a picture of yourself and the clubs manager feeling your nipple

ALEX OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN - Welcome to Liverpool? - Insane Goals, Skills & Assists - 2017 (HD)

>>77932202
Baited me desu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvsBq_KhTU

>>77932227

Must be a pretty short video desu famalam.

>>77932147
Yeah but he's not great on crosses though.

>>77932229
scholes is incredibly overrated

anyone who puts him in an all time premier league 11 is mentally ill

>>77931816
how does this get enforced? My mate recently bought 3 tickets for us to go to an Arse game (sitting with the away fans, not funding Kroenke), and they are all under his name

>>77931111
Nice quads Klaus

>>77932227
>tfw Liverpool fans now have to pretend to rate Ox and his potential
Classic, can't wait for him to score 2 goals and be heralded as the final piece to Klopps majestic jigsaw

>>77932229
Scholes was literally never in a TOTS and was pushed out wide for england and threw a tantrum and quit

>>77932218
go to bed steven

>>77932202
dsilva is something like 3rd top scorer for spain

>>77932202
shit opinion desu

>40m for a slightly younger Theo Walcott

>>77932238
>>77932253

kek liverpool fans truly are the greatest entertainment in these threads

every single year

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>>77932238
Imagine being you

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GOAT deadline day moment?

>>77932238
Yeah he only won 11 league titles and 2 champions leagues.

>>77932253
How did England do after that? It's not a coincidence that Euro 2004 was the last time England looked decent.

>>77932280
disgusting desu I like rollie man

Never expected this from West Brom. They've got Gibbs too, what a fucking trans deadline.

>>77932282
Ferguson did that m8

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>there are people who unironically rate Scholes on the same level as Lampard and Gerrard

Do good looking managers do better than ugly managers?

>>77931614
I saw him having coffee the other day, his gf is ok too. Sexy man no homo.

>>77932274
>11 times English champion
>just the Premier League titles
That's just retarded.

>>77932274
Fergie had the control of the refs and nobody else could match their sustained spending power throughout those years, also using team accolades to glorify a player is just stupid

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Apologize

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>>77932253
And we all know how successful England were with Gerrard and Lampard in the middle

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>>77932307
yes

>>77932273

I'm a Liverpool fan and Scholes is one of the all time greats.

Show me a show reel as good as this
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyqci5VuX2A

>>77932323
for me it's benderdirk cumberbath

Imagine not rating Scholes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kof2hmJF3gY

As a Scot, I'm grateful to Sven forcing him wide and making him quit. Your team in 2006, with Scholes, Hargreaves and Carrick would have been frightening.

>>77932316
>Fergie had the control of the refs

Stopped reading there

>>77932320

I miss watching Bale in the prem, he would just score blooters for fun.

>>77932095
1) Wenger
2) lol whatever
3) get ready for it:
4) Arsenal

who gets the ebin meme?

>>77932320
you've literally put ronaldo and bale the wrong way

>>77932274
carried by Keane

>>77932320
Good team that Alonso was class

>>77932316
After 2005, Fergie was severely outspent by Chelsea and then City. He still won 5 league titles in his last 7 years.

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>>77932320

>>77932341
Ronaldo did play Right Wing for United but now he plays Left, same with Bale

>>77932365
>Cech

Better be Chelski Cech in his early 20's

There was a Twitter thread outlining just how much better Gerrard and Lampard were compared to Scholes. Too lazy to search it up, but it blew all arguments out of the water. Truth is Scholes gets tossed into the argument out of merit considering how many PL titles he's got under his belt, yet he's not even close to the other two. Anyone know what thread I'm talking about?

>>77932337
fuck off jock cunt

>>77932365
>Dennis Irwin and Ashley Cole in the same team
>Kante
>Bale
>Terry
>Cech

0/10 must try harder to bait

>>77932365
Alonso is a leftback.

>>77932384
Best post in this thread.

>people still reply to this wanker

>>77932375
of course.

My players are chosen not by what they contributed to the PL but how good they were during their peak (while in the PL)

>>77932384
neat

Who the hell is Jadon Sancho

>>77932382
Scholes was so far ahead of Gerrard and Lampard who pretty much played 80's football, if he was Spanish or Italian the team would be built around him

>>77931014
Why does Kampl keep getting movies to bundi meme teams of the season

>>77932095

>pep not even listed

DROPPED

>>77932410
some retarded man city youth

>>77932365
>Post concussion cech

Come on, Niegel