/tennis/ uso pen day III - thanks for taking me to dinner edition

>the famous Kygrios smash

>>>/asp/
gay

Where's the Kyr''''GOAT'''' poster now?

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>>77929620
First for Kyrgios

>ME UNGA
>SHOULDER BUNGA

6th for fixnini

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osta

First for Gaybe is a homosex

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>why didnt you save me kyrGOAT?

;_;

thread needs more DFW

>>77929684
>Wilson racket

>>77929664
top keke

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>>77929692
me dices, yo te repuesto

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>>77929666
it does have artificial sweeteners sry m8
but bitter kas is awe, i think its italian, but ive never seen it outside of spain. shit is bitter af ,i love it

>>77929675
I want to semen glaze her and put her in the fridge.

jfc nick. pls take some roids

>>77929737
get help lad

http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/pool/standings.aspx

I'm literally second to last in the bracket challenge, literally only ahead of a meme entry

maybe I am an idiot after all

Fritz building a nice pace for himself

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Imagine being a tennis player and working your whole life to reach this point and people like Bouchard and Kyrgios get more attention than you

is bard sinson spain or argentina's entry?
>>77929759
t,aylors wife

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>>77929748

>>77929751
i had haase and ferrer in 16s

>>77929651
No, but it's pretty poor and bleak.

>>77929766
being preoccupied with attention is why they suck in the first place

>>77929776
me

>>77929751
I made meme choices and ended up in 4th lmao

>>77929766
>Imagine being a politician and working your whole life to reach this point and people like Drumpf get more attention than you

bellis is fucking hot

I need 4k stream or something for tennis. 1080p isn't enough to get good look at ass or spandex shorts.

>>77929806
>imagine being a politician

>>77929806
>politician
>working
are all commies this deluded?

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>>77929792
maybe thats why my posts are so shit

>>77929816
Good post

>>77929823
>are all commies this deluded?
unironically and sadly, yes

>>77929816
Please stop objectifying wimmin shitlord

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>>77929651
So you have a crack at the brits who ARE still here..

>>77929851
good post

BiBi Celles is making me rock hard.
I want to semen glaze her and store her in my fridge for later consumption.

>>77929847
>are all commies deluded?

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>mfw people unironically think kyrgios will amount to anything

>>77929827
light; seen

Professional Tip: Never bet on a ITA vs ITA match

>>77929866
get help lad

>>77929781
>>77929797
I think I was being serious but literally put Ferrer in the semis, the only other candidate in that quarter were utter mugs or Sasha Zverev, I'm just too conservative about my tennis to accept the idea that the whiny bitch Sasha Zverev could make the semis


I also have Kyrgios winning the whole shabang, but that's a different can of worms. If he was healthy and had the form he had in Miami he would be overwhelming favourite imo


right now it looks like it will go down to Zverev vs either Rafa or Dimitrov. DImitrov I can stomach, but a Zverev vs Rafa final would make me puke

>>77929876
>b-but he just needs time to grow up I swear
This is what people actually believe

>>77929876
He's the next Philippoussis

>>77929888
no good?

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>>77929866
Bellis has such tight legs. Nice and yummy, only 18 too so fresh. Such a fucking whore though wearing that short skirt and tight undershorts. She wants us to ogle her.

Tennis is fun.

when were you when kyrgios dies

>>77929911
2017 Miami semifinal

Kyrgios represents 100% of Australian posters

>>77929821
>>77929823
>>77929847
just to be clear that was not the genuine commieFinnTM

>>77929876
Jesus CHRIST. Roddick used to be attractive.

Opened a Bellis stream just because of this thread

>>77929933
classic gabe

>>77929905
do you also want to glaze her?

>>77929925
what a homosex

>>77929898
>double redditspacing cunts
literally twofold as shit

>>77929856
whiny defensive text
10/10 .jpg

free trade is a fuck

>>77929940
i do.

>>77929911
2015 Rogers Cup

>>77929911
3017

>>77929958
I want CiCi to have my se-semen in her Bellis.

>>77929956
free trade is breddy good desu

>cici is 3/16 in 2nd serves today

lol

>>77929972
good post

>>77929982
guess hes /fa/ now

>>77929956
defensive? we're still here was my point. when you grow up you won't assume all brits or yanks are the same

>>77929982
>beaverton

Hibino can tennis.

>>77929955
u 'avin a go at me

u need to cool off hothead

go mix with your 19th century water faucets to get some luke warm water to calm you down
>>77929973
in the accelarationist sense that it hastens the social tensions and brings us closer to world revolution more quickly it is very good

>>77929982
>beaverton,oregon
lmao they're still pretending their shit isn't made by starving Honduran children

when did this thread go full kc

why cathy wears so much makeup on court?
>>77930002
nah rather its because i can buy cheap shit

>>77930014
When you decided to not be my boyfriend

>>77930002
ok i'll do that

>communists who are against whole populations and still think they're going to bring the world together

>>77930014
cuando no me das dinero

am glazing CiCi as we speak.

>>77927981
lgtss
>(You)

>fixnini ruining my bracket

>>77930079
And Kyrgios, we are all fucked.

>Kyrgios is so horrible that everyone in this thread started glazing Bellis with semen

Australia should deport him back to Greece.

>imagine being Grosjean right now

>>77930087
and then people say wta is shit lmao
atp is literally the worst competition in any sport atm

>>77930096
a millionaire french tennis player who probably banged thousands of qts in his time?
where do i sign up?

Maybe he really should have played apehoop

Hoy shit, Kyrwog might actually lose. All Federeddit has to do now is get some chiropractor to fix his back and he wins this shit.

>>77929806
>Imagine being a politician and using up tax money other people earned during your whole life

>and businessmen who risk losing their own money like Drumpf get more attention than you

Seems fair

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>your hubris fucked your career sorry 2tell u that m8

Who's the Kyrgios of the WTA tour ie overhyped and terrible?

>>77930108
Whose name is literally ''Big John''? Can't go wrong there.

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so how many slags will nick be spotted with tonight?

>>77930039
are you, dare I say it, triggered? Once the eternal Anglo is purged out of history we will be able to live in harmony

>>77929992
something like 50% of Brits are still proud of colinalism in Anno domini 2017


> when you grow up you won't assume all brits or yanks are the same

"When the British empire sends its people, they're not sending their best. ... They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. (opium wars lmao) They're bringing (war) crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people,"

maybe you are one of the good people?

>>77930128
none, american girls (non fat ones) arent ugly enough for him

>>77930113
Federer's back is fine. It's over.

Is kyrgios part abo or something. Is that why his attitude is dogshit

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>>77930126

>>77930127
technically its fat john

>>77930141
I think so, his mom

>>77930146
why are 3D women so vile?

>>77930146
this picture represents her so well

>>77930141
Half Greek, half Malaysian, 100% bogan. That sort of thing gives you identity problems quite easily

>>77930002
>in the accelarationist sense that it hastens the social tensions and brings us closer to world revolution more quickly it is very good
Fuck me, you just praised britons. You are confused. It's a love hate thing for you and brits eh? I understand now, no need for any more exchanges.

>>77930133
>something like 50% of Brits are still proud of colinalism in Anno domini 2017
Talk to them then cunt.

>>77930152
Technically ''gros'' is like big, it can mean fat but can also mean huge in general.

Lol all the boos

If Kyrgios actually dominated the match from the beginning the risk of injury would decrease. Thoughts?

>>77930139
Hopefully. He'll need his back if he wants to beat Dimitrov or Birdshit.

>>77930146
that's another glazing.
keep providing more cake, please.

>>77930196
probably all in the mind

script of uso pen just leaked on tor
winner will be a player from 50-90 ranking

>>77930146
That's a man

>>77930209
Stop glazing indiscriminately like you did the natives in South America, that sort of behavior produces monkeys.

>urugay

can the maker of the next thread please not use a photo of a Latvian farm animal in the OP? It makes me nauseous. Thanks.

7 seeds have already lost in the first round

>>77930229
This, glazing only after the third date.

>>77930221
I actually feel like it's going that way too. Wouldn't bet money on that possibility though.

>>77930241
I second this

>>77930241
see >>77930236

>>77930241
this. only goerges can be op if it must include wta

Can you imagine if Donskoy got to the final?

>that toothpaste poster hasn't come back since nick starting to lose
Really fires up the ol' prefrontal cortex

>>77930229
Aw, not if you glaze them.
The secret is not to stuff.
Always glaze the outside, never stuff the inside.

>>77930181
>Fuck me, you just praised britons.
Did I? Not intentionally. Is it hard for someone as yourself to grasp that there exist pure hatred of Britain?

just to be clear accelarationism is mostly just a meme taken seriously by a only a small number of Stalinist/Trotskyist hotheads

>Talk to them then cunt.
I am doing it right now lmao

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>>77930241
i nominate dodin

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>nike lets go of a future slam winner two months b4 she wins it

lmao

>>77930261
that's a glazin'

>>77930280
Somehow I find it difficult to apply good glazing to her.

>>77930308
nigga u gay

>>77930280
poor girl, losing tomorrow

>>77930287
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa

>>77930280
She's LITERALLY the embodiment of female beauty, a goddess among us.

>>77930311
too cute

>>77930311
dork
>>77930335
she gets aped 2night ackshully

>>77930337
never glaze the sofa, no.
it's a nicht nicht.

>>77930311
>literally appears to have down syndrome

What is Goffin doing?

>>77930357
You can glaze me big boy

>>77930287
You need help

>>77930355
oh, right. it's 31.08 my time, but not your mamehours

>bellis spreads her legs like a slut
She's aching for it.

>>77930388
Portuguese people are weird.

>>77930362
Double-faulting

stop the sexposting

>>77930407
no

>>77930407
It's the fucking Portuguese, perverts and rapists who fuck their mothers

Oceans of glaze will drown Dodin.
Not mine though.

>>77930407
How many high class whores have you payed for Pedro? Be honest.

>>77930420
ive never payed for a who're to be t b h

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>soon

>>77930419
get help man

>>77930424
Good boy

>>77930424
Wow you must be handsome

>>77930397
Siding with oldest alliance bro against father.
>Oh, the treachery.

>>77930146
Do you have the pic with the negative ass?

>>77930420
>>77930424
im thinking about buying an escort.
good idea?
got $500 to spend and havn't had sex before tbqh lads

>>77930443
I like you Manuel, you're just weird.

>>77930429
he just needs sum fuck desu

i wouldn't be a sexual deviant if i wasn't a born again virgin

>>77930454
argentinians are usually good at hooker advise

>>77930454
you're still a virgin if you pay

>>77930454
Not really, find a girl you genuinely like.

>>77930425
>that black lace
>the dominatrix mode punishment she handed out to the dirty Romanian whore
Now I'm a-glazin

>>77930446
you should welcome the refugee invasion, it has provided more callipygian ass than colonising Cameroon.

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good morning brehs. ahhh almost time for the masha to start

>19-year-old married father
Is Taylor Fritz carrying the torch for European civilization?

>>77930467
never expected gabe™ to post this. very good post

>>77930467
>t. chad

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>>77930446

>>77930467
both of them have boyfriends
>>77930466
every girl i try to talk and tell them i want sex turns me down.

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>the newbcommy thinks he is saving the world whilst I find ways to try and dissolve the british tax haven system which he hasn't once mentioned as the problem
Really bridges the ol' synaptic cleft.

>>77930146
5/10

>>77930280
3/10

>>77930311
4/10


Stopp stick posting and post some thicc goddesses instead!

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>>77930474
lmao nope

>>77930473
wait was she actually born a girl?

wew

>>77930477
A 'Chad' is the last thing I am.
>>77930476
I'm a new person now

>>77930455
because I like to glaze young girls with my semen and see them drown in it, banging against the wall of semen as it solidifies to form a transparent casket?

>>77930454
I know a guy who fucked an escort do lose his virginity and he says it was a mistake.
Try finding a divorced MILF online who's willing to bang you, probably the best way to lose your viginity at this point.

daily reminder that 'v card' only resides in your mind

>gabe a chad

>>77930517
t. handsome spaniard with laser hair removal

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>>77930485
Thanks bit I actually meant pic related. Literally a negative ass.

>>77930517
An in your inexperience, to be fair.

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>>77930517

>400ml of gin down and not even buzzed

JUST

Can we cut the bullshit and declare that Kyrgios won't ever be a Top 6 player. Too many injuries at that age.

Time for Rasta Meme man

How's Delpo doing?

>>77930561
He won't even have a better career than Marc Rosset.

>>77930564
babolat is falling

>>77930570
convincingly. switching to goffin or dustin, cannot decide

>>77930508
thx m8

why do normies thing ugheni is good?

>>77930636
who

>>77930642
ughenie*

>>77930362
he was like the fifth best player during spring until his foot exploded, now he looks like a pedestrian player who is ranked like 45, I think I know why


His game is quite complex, he is relatively weaponless for a top 15 player so if he wants to win matches he has to be doing multiple things successfully. Goffin relies on movement, timing (AKA counterpunching), flat hitting close to the lines to construct a good point where he gets an opportunity to hit a relatively routine but still low percentage backhand down the line. Comparatively, a "bench press n serve type of player like Querry only needs his serve and forehand to play decently. For Goffin to actually win matches he cant rely on big weapons to overpower mugs, he always has to play relatively good.

When he is on he is very good at playing long points, he hits shoots that are high percentage, aka low risk, but still just difficult enough to give him an ever so slight upper hand in the point.


IF you want an analogy, someone like Karlovic has a game that is equivalent to the Soviet tank the T-34, it is easy to produce, reliable, but when it meets a stronger opposition it rely has no chance to win. Goffin's game is more like the over engineered Panther tanks of the Germans. In a fair 1 v 1 battle the panther always wins, because it is just better, more sophisticated. Problem with the panther is that it is plagued with mechanical issues, something is always a little bit broken or the crew is too nervous or something.

Goffin recently had a bad foot injury, this means that it has damaged his confidence, which was at a career high before the injury, his ability to move confidently and securely which impacts his timing, especially since he has not played for a while


Does this make sense?

>>77930593
Everytime he plays well his wrist breaks, let's see.

>>77930649
nice blog joj bloggs

>>77930574
>beat two Spaniards at their home Olympic Games
Based Rosset

>>77930649
tldr

>>77930649
Yes.

>>77930636
shes hot

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>>77930649
*voted best post of the day*

>>77930636
t. ant eeaaaaaa

>>77930649
based finn

>tomic is now 146th
Is this the future for Kyrgios?

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Chubby Czech Warrior Princess coming through soon

>>77930649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrTUGI8V9Y

>>77930454
once had a hooker give me a cheeky handjob and I would not advice you to do it.

sex is about so much more than the good feeling of an orgasm, it is the feeling of two people becoming one as your pedestrian "personalities" stop to exist as you for a short moment is not self conscious and completely engrossed in what you are doing.

Sex with a prostitute is nothing like that. She is their for a transaction, robbing the sense of intimacy that is almost the essence of a genuine interpersonal sexual experience

I wouldn't do it, but if you are just extremely horny no one can stop you and you shouldn't feel ashamed, just know that you'll probably regret it

>>77930649
biggest post /tennis/ has seen in it's history

>>77930676
see
>>77930146
>>77930485
>>77930538

>>77930718
Go back to shitlauta

>>77930724
based hulkerú

>>77930649
Every time a player is doing well, something happens to him. I'm starting to wonder if there's a conspiracy to keep Federer and Nadal at the top of the game forever.

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>>77930728
kc prince

>>77930720
bit gay lad

>>77930649
This post and its replies made me realize how much of an UTTER SHITHOLE /tennis/ is.

Fuck all you shitposting, attention-whoring cunts. Reddit is better than this.

>>77930662
For me it's Jakob Hlasek.

>>77930649
thanks for triggering the reddit bong

>>77930724
i'd fuck her

>>77930720
sounds like i'll regret it. im a beta male

>>77930723
there was another finn with similar breadth horizons

>>77930748
time for you to go back then, you filthy casual

>>77930708
>chubby

fuck off kc warrior king!

Cici needs to do her hair in pigtails and just play up the Loli factor 100%

>>77930742
bad memes you should feel bad for ruining the sanctity of tennis when them

>>77930775
she's got the perfect amount of chub, it wasn't an insult

>>77930748
you have to go back

>>77930766
It's not about being beta, but to want a genuine connection and not a glorified fap session.

watching le run to the net rasta
someone convince me to watch a different match

>Finnish education is always top 1 in the world, hence the essays.
education can't be too good or too bad, otherwise you get pointdexters like Finnbro on one side and conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones on the other.

>>77930748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo

GO ON HOME REDDIT POSTER GO ON HOME

nike kit is ugly

>>77930806
is it good?

>>77930777
Agreed.
Totally glazeable material.

based cathy

>>77930825
not really, only first set though, dustbin 5-3 up

>>77930788
In what world 'chubby' isn't an insult? Especially when talking about a professional sportsman.

>>77930835
necesitas ayuda

dustbin's tennis is ugly but the rastas somehow make it look better.

do women get wet during sports? Like is there a slick wetness filling up their panties and making it squish?

I want to lick Bellis's thighs and see if I can taste any pussy juice. Anyway this game of tennis is really exciting. Women are athletes.

>>77930845
Are you guys going to touch each other?

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I've never watched a tennis game, but I put 50 bong dollars on Nao, then another 10, then another 5.
Pls lend her your power.

>>77930864
no im anti sexposting on 10is

>>77930845
no te gusta glasear los cuerpos de jovenes vírgenes?

>>77930866
idiot

>>77930866
hope she loses because you're a weeb

Do gooks who watch this realize the superiority of Bellis over their ugly genetics?

>women
>in charge of holding serve
nice equal pay you got going on

This temporary Armstrong stadium looks, indeed, very cheap

>>77930844
she has a nice feminine body, not too little body fat like some athletes. Six pack abs on grills looks gross. I'm in love with her bro, don't make me fight you.

>>77930661
>>77930664
>>77930683
>>77930692
>>77930672
>>77930718
>>77930755
>>77930740
It's an honour to accept the award of most (you)s of the day

I just wanna say thanks to my mom who raised someone intellectual and humble, yet still far enough on the spectrum to be posting ww2 tank metaphors to convey points about a Belgian man's tennis game on a Yemeni salmon fishing board


thanks for all the (you)s I couldn't have done it without you, I will probably never have a girlfriend, but I'll always have (you)

>>77930901
based Lance?

>>77930914
STOP BEING NEGATIVE

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online dating was a mistake

>>77930919
Louis you cultureless swine

>>77930770
was probably me, many Finns have floated through these lands, but only I persist autistically

>>77930934
Grindr works fine for me

>>77930934
nice profile ;)

>>77930914
I think there's too much mercury in all the salted fish jerky you've been munchin, Pekka.

>>77930954
i wish i was gay. getting fucked in the ass sounds painful

>>77930935
I was teasing.
But the other Armstrong doesn't make any sense for a tennis stadium either.

Vandeweghe is bitching and complaining as usual. What happened, lads?

>>77930943
Stop bullying based coco!

>>77930972
She's a woman

>>77930972
I'm NOT in love with the Coco

why do the ballboys bounce the ball instead of rolling it on the floor?

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Is Bellis going to choke this away?

Hibino can tennis good

>>77930934
Online dating seems awful, there's nothing like a spontaneous conversation with a grill face to face, touching her, sensing her smell.

>>77931011
of courshe

>>77930967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong_Stadium

Louis lived near by, perhaps it was sort of a nod to Arthur Ashe that tennis isn't racist?

lowerCamelCase names are kino

anyone else been fapping furiously to cici?

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>>77930934
>I listen to anything but rap

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>>77930891
>>77930895
>>77930898
Suck my dick, I just made 220 bongs and I'm going to spend it on nendoroids. I'll also jerk it to this pantyshot.

who to watch now that the 18 yo slut is out?

>>77931045
the portuganon

mouthbreather Bellis is out.
now I'll have to glaze to Hibino.

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>>77931027
I really wanted that qt to win ;_;

>>77931056
masha

>>77931045
I prefer pornhub + cute + amateur

*tips fedora*

>>77931045
of course, but here we call it glazing.

Which Eurosport country is showing the Putintseva match

hibino
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>>77930989
That's right. She's a female human. Cease all allusions to oceanic mammals immidiately!

>>77931088
amateur webcam couple

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/30/nationalise-google-facebook-amazon-data-monopoly-platform-public-interest
based guardian

>>77931026
what has gotten into everyone today, too much intimate talk

>>77931107
>couple

>>77931124
hormones probably idk

>>77930866
You sure showed everyone, keep it up!

>>77931132
>tfw no tenis gf

I exclusively masturbate to the thoughts of an ex-gf jerking me off in bed, is this weird?

>>77931107
aaah I see, another man of refined taste

>>77931153
>gabe
>ex-gf

extremely weird

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why do women hate short men.
bitch going to be under me sucking my dick

>>77931124
would it be too much to ask for us all to join in on a skype circle jerk?

>>77931153
it's certainly gabe-esque

>>77931162
Many years ago

>>77931167
kc god

>>77931164
>I can probably out drink you
Huge warning sign to stay away from. You just know she's that girl crying on the side of the street while you're walking home

>>77931089

why?

Fap Fap noises are made when looking at Cici's legs

>>77931164
>alcoholic
huge red flag

>>77931187
And then make out with some random and blame the drinking.

>this interview with elina svitolina
shes actually a pretty nice girl and talks well

>>77931167
are you suggesting /tennis/ shoot the shit about feelings?

>>77931105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CN6mSDOUc0

Hmmm adorable female human

>>77931187
>>77931202

Beggars can't be choosers

tennis

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Absolutely BTFO

>>77931229
Just don't get serious with this person, being alone is better than this.

>>77931236
based e /sp/ nuk

>>77931236
yikes

>>77931232
Shapovalov will win the USO, cap this post.

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>>77931236
Amateur.

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>you are now fully aware that maria sharapova will win the us open

>>77931216
no I mean we all point our webcams at our dongs and jerk it together....just some fun among us bros, no homo

>>77931236
I thought he at least made it to the 2nd round of the AO

>>77931263
see >>77930221

>>77931236
>bigotry in the current year
i thought espn was better than this

>>77931167
>tfw posting here feels more real than talking to my "friends" and family

pretty dystopian, but also comfy

>>77931287
Do you bet?

>>77931304
no im not a degenerate sorry

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>>77931298
can relate

>>77931298
Talking about this stuff irl can make people have the wrong impression of you.
>>77931306
Good to know.

delpo makes the cross sign after winning the match
hes def /are guy/

>>77931281
sounds fucking sweet bro

Riske has that scary face that every girl I went to HS had where they smile but still look miserable.

Hillary had the same problem

>>77931324
this is real life
your mind blown

>>77931324
I hate it when I try to be sincere but the other party is not willing

I also hate it when people try to talk me into opening up but I am not willing, not because I don't want to but because I am unable to show myself vulnerable

any good match now or should i just go play fifa

>>77931363
Exactly, specially as a man there's certain expectations of you, and if I'm honest, there should be and at least an impression of stability is a good thing.