/mlb/ - TOMMY LASORDA BASEBALL EDITION

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>>77907147
:(

Man, have the Royals fallen off a cliff or what?

Ever since that Brazilian got the octos, the Indians have been unstoppable. Who will stop them?

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>tfw can hear the music from that game in my head right now
>tfw you hit a dinger so far out of the stadium you see that green car that looks like a lobster or the white robot looking car

are royals fans seriously going to be okay?
being shutout four games in a row would have me worried about most fans' mental and emotional well-being

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>>77907199
ill live

>>77907179
A world Series ring will end their season real nicely, anon

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this is bad right

Royals

You don't mess with a streak, Bobby

>>77907307
6 innings away from a record setting 49 scoreslseses
"It's a beautiful thing"

>>77907307
the Browns eventually moved to the Bronx and became the Yankees.

so yeah that's bad

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>>77907368

Alcides Escobar, Brandon Moss and Alex Gordon are always free outs, it's been comical this entire year
Just a big fat joke

>>77907307
damn, kc got some good pitchers huh

Getting shut out by AAA callups and some curly top literal who Rays midget ree

Who is this on MLB Network giving AT&T Shit about their On-Base Graphics?

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> Trout and Judge both missing the game today cause they are sucking

Imagine either of these guys being your AL MVP. Couldn't be me.

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MARINERS!

>>77907575
godtuve will win it handily

why is he never in the conversation? muh trout and judge and simmons for the memes, but altuve leads in fWAR, bWAR, wRC+, OPS+, BA, stolen bases, total bases, and has a respectable 20 dongs

>>77907695
He's an easy player to overlook.

>>77907695
There's just something about him that comes up short

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>>77907733
heh

this picture says it all really

>>77907695
Corey Kluber

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I knew the Royals should have sold but no one listened

>>77907988
The Royals (organization, not even the fans) were the only ones who didn't think they should sell

>>77907988
>detoilet
lol

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August has been a shit month for the Astros and fans. Really want to beat the Rags desu

Reminder: ARLINGTON Rangers are the biggest nigger team in all of sports and should not, nor will be, in the playoffs for 20 years

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gg fathers

FUCK THE RANGERS

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>Twenty-five dads mauled in vicious shark attack

>>77907444
what a legend

>>77907988
Thinking and Kansas city don't go hand in hand

>>77907141
>Tommy Lasorda Baseball
>Sega Genesis / Mega Drive
>released in Japan November 27, 1988

>1988

Things that make you go hmmmm ...

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>captcha: AMIGOS LEADING TO

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>>77908677

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>red sox win

Tell me, should I go with APBA, Strat-O-Matic, or just stick to OOTP?

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>>77908876

>>77908964
Too bad emulators run this game like shit

>>77908964
everyone knows MVP Baseball is the best desu

>>77909068
i didnt spend a summer in middle school trading for all my favorite players and resetting until my superteam went 162-0 in MVP baseball so why dont you fuck off

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https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M

>>77908797
Finally

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>>77908964
Thats not even the best griffey jr game

>tfw I just remember commentators for the dodgers called tommy lasorda the greatest ambassador for baseball ever
lmao at these delusional doyers fans

>>77909111
>Tommy's finalo game at 3Com (Candlestick)
>Steps out to standing ovetion and he glares at attendees
>Folks finally 'boo' him and he smiles and waves at everyone
>Everyone laughs as he turns around
>Name on jacket is misspelled
>LASODRA


Like Vinnie, Tommy is actually well-liked in SF.

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>>77909239

>Tommy is actually well-liked in SF.

>>77909218
He got the order of the rising sun award from the japanese emporer. I think the only other player/manager to receive it wss hank aaron.

>>77909239
You cant help but like the guy

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>Misses 45 games
>Only half a win from leading all of baseball in WAR again

Is he even human?

>>77909352
>plays on the Angels
The man is Jesus

>>77909352
He's playing like shit recently so yeah

>Rangers wouldn't swap home for home games with Astros

Why tho

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For me it's the WWWWWindians

>>77909897
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>>77909312
>implying a rising sun award means anything
Hank Aaron did jack shit in or for Japan, so I'm surprised he got an award. However, it's just a meaningless award. It wasn't really even started to be awarded until recently. My professor has a order of the rising sun, just proving how truly meaningless it is to obtain.
Also, did you forget about Babe Ruth? Without him, Japanese baseball wouldn't even be as popular as it is and likely would be dead.

>>77909897
Profit. Switcharoo games never sell jackshit, so the rags would rather force the Astros to play in a neutral venue in order to keep the upcoming series at Arlington. They offered to host the series but not switch series, because fuck Houston or some shit.

>>77907147
>4 games with no runs
How can one team be this BTFO

>>77907368
The browns didn't move to New York to become the Yankees, because the orioles did

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>>77910814
Wait til tonight it'llbe 5

Can we be honest, how many years of curses will this whole Rangers refusal to move be?
I'm thinking this extends it by a good 20 years

>>77910833
Record for consecutive shutout innings is 48 (record holder was shutout in 4 straight games within that span).

No team has been shutout for 5 straight games.

If it happens tonight, royshit posting WILL surpass doyerposting.

https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/avilas-rbi-hit-pair-of-errors/c-1783361383
>The state of pie rat fielding.

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>Died for the weekend
>Not a single Cubs gamethread was made
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

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>>77909218
He won gold for the USA

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New Fangraphs WAR update:

1. Jose Altuve 6.3 (AL)
2. Anthony Rendon 6.2 (NL)
3. Giancarlo Stanton 6.1 (NL)
4. Corey Seager 5.7 (NL)
5. Aaron Judge 5.6 (AL)
6. Joey Votto 5.6 (NL)
7. Charlie Blackmon 5.6 (NL)
8. Paul Goldschmidt 5.5 (NL)
9. Mike Trout 5.4 (AL)
10. Kris Bryant 5.0 (NL)

Thoughts?

> NL dominating the list
> Trout falling down
> Stanton all the way up to 3rd

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>>77910926
>royshit posting WILL surpass doyerposting.
You wish, pic related

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>>77911367
>fWAR

>>77911367
>Nazi frog
>Wanting war
Typical meme stat.

Based Tommy Lasorda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjWQF1oP2M

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>WAR

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>>77911666
/r/dodgers hates lasorda because his fag son died of aids in the 80's and Lasorda just said he had pneumonia to avoid the shame

>>77911757
>died of pneumonia
so, technically he didn't lie.
he just never said anything about the compromised immune system.

Beating the ____ is equivalent to winning the WS for _____ fans

>>77912163
border wall
Dodgers

>>77910926
Ya

>>77912163
I.C.E. agent
Dodgers

>>77912163
7th inning traffic
Dodgers

>>77912163
September calendar
Dodgers

>>77912163
Dodgers
Giants

>>77912163
regular season
Dodgers

>>77912163
meat
Dodgers

>>77912163
Heimlich maneuver
Dodgers

>>77912163
world record for obesity
Dodgers

>>77912163
meat of another guy
Dodgers

That image of the fat Dodgers fan spilling over into the two adjacent seats

>>77912163
avocado to make smooth guacamole
Dodgers

>>77912163
Winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodger fans

>>77912539
t. East Berliner

>>77912539
t. Soviet Union diplomat

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>>77907141

>>77912539
t. Aral Sea fisherman

>>77912602
Give me the quick rundown on this matter.

Being dicks is a Dallas specialty.

>>77912619
he ran and went down quick

>>77912163
Dodgers
Rest of /mlb/

>>77912163
Rest of /mlb/
Dodgers

>>77912163
dead horse
/mlb/

>>77912163
/mlb/ dead horse
Dodgers

Let's play guess that team

This team has over 700 wins since 2010 while undergoing an extensive rebuild

>>77912163
/mlb/ dodgers horse
Dead

>>77912163
rebuild meme
Dodgers

>>77912163
correctly functioning toilet
obese dodgers "fans"

>>77912539
It's like people have forgot that the LA Dodgers have 5 rings and have been doing all this winning while rebuilding on the fly

>>77913025

t. >>77912564
t. >>77912590
t. >>77912617

>>77913025
t. Magellen (discovered Earth)

>>77913025
t. Pakistani demanding lewds in broken english

>>77913025
t. Hernan Cortes (discovered Dodger fans)

>>77913025
t. the last speaker of an obscure Native language who never found the right woman

>>77913025
t. that scene from American Dad where the vomit is horchata

>>77913025
Fucking millennials are acting like 1988 is really that long ago

>>77913122
t. sundial owner

>>77913122
Get a clock retarde

>>77913157
The world legitimately hasn't changed all that much since 1988

>>77913173
t. can't even shitpost in 1988 because no public internet but too delusional to realise that the world has been technologically modernized since then

>>77913173
Yeah except for TV dumbass, now you can keep up with a ball game without being there

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inb4 we lose 36-0

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>>77913233
Aww hick yeah. Go for the record. If they're gonna be shit anyway, might as well be the most vulgar shit possible just for the memes

None of this string along, will they won't they bullsh*t. Lose out loud. No half measures

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>>77913261
Whos already stole that thunder.

>>77913233
>36-0
If this happens before the 49th consecutive shutout inning

Will they then impose the mercy rule and impede the meme record?

Elite strat: just get up there and don't even swing the bat. Maybe then they'll tax the swingman so he throws more than 60 pitches in 7 shutout innings reee

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>>77913233
WE WARNED YOU BRO

the roylel scoreless streak depends on alex cobb to survive
how long will the rabbit hole go?

>Danny Duffy charged with DUI
http://www.kmbc.com/article/reports-royals-pitcher-danny-duffy-arrested-for-dui-sunday/12119097
As if the season wasn't going to shit already

>>77914203
Ah super duper

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The Virgin Sports Scuffle
>Plays rival's song sweet Caroline in their stadium
>Plasters "we stand with Boston" all over the outfield walls
>Puts Boston Strong on their jerseys
>Hugs rival fans when near them
>Cities prone to frequent terrorism because extremists know they are huge pussies

The Chad Rivalry (Rangers and Dodgers vs their enemies)
>Refuse to offer up stadium to rivals in the midst of natural disasters
>Players punch opposing players when they touch 2nd base
>Do not need recent championships to feel validation, focused only on seeing their enemies suffer
>Put rival fans in a coma when they come within 10 feet of their vicinity
>Lay empty beer cans and trash around dead fan monuments like a head on a pike to signal to their enemies they have no regard for human life
>Terrorists too afraid to go anywhere near their cities

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Nobody loses better than the KC Royals
#1 losers, who can stop us bros

>>77914320
>success in October
>recently won 2 pennants and one ring
you're not #1

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DUFFMAN

OH YEAAAH

Right after his bozo friend drunk drove himself to death too
Yikes

>>77907368
The Browns moved to Balitmore to become the Orioles nearly 50 years after the original Baltimore Orioles moved to NYC to become the Yankees

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>>77914203
>This incident comes after a 12-0 loss to Cleveland earlier in the day.

>>77914531
>The Browns moved to Balitmore to become the Orioles
The browns became the ravens you dingus

Now even the pitchers can't get home safely

>>77914355
Who's a better loser than the Royals then?

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>Kansas shitty

Name a bigger postseason choker than the Texas Rangers

>>77915113
Houston Astros

>>77915113
Nationals? At least the Rangers made it to a couple World Series.

Just FYI you dipshits, the Rangers offered to let the Astros have all the revenue from a 3 game series in Arlington. They didn't want to trade series because would have made their last 12 games all away games when they're in the middle of a wild card hunt. What the Rangers offered was completely normal procedure and it's the exact same thing the Orioles did for the Rays.

The Astros owner is the real cunt for dragging this disagreement out to the media and tried to frame the situation as though the Rangers are being Jews when they aren't. It is in fact the Astros that are so obsessed with the rivalry they turned down more money and a more convenient situation for their fans just because they don't want to give the Rangers any sort of help in the wild card race.

>>77915113
Starts with D and rhymes with Rodgers

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>>77913195
>can't even shitpost in 1988

says you! noob!

(fucking millennials)

>>77915088
Jesus Christ Royals

>>77915088
>Burger Kings in Kansas serve alchohol

>>77915369
We're pretty tight with liquor. Johnson County, the only county that matters in the KC Metro, just recently-ish allowed liquor sales on Sunday and you have to go to a liquor ONLY store (no mixers, cigarettes or lottery tickets) to get it
Still only 3.2 beer in grocery stores

Oh Daniel you wacky drunk

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>>77915113

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>Witnesses said the incident happened at a Burger King in the area. Employees said a man, identified as Danny Duffy, ordered his food, then pulled around to pay - but when the time came to pull up and pick up the food, the vehicle never pulled up. Employees went to check on the driver and found Duffy passed out in the driver's seat of the vehicle.

>be multi-millonaire athlete
>pass out in the fucking drive thru of a fucking bk

holy fucking shit

>>77915122
Rangers are still bigger chokers.

Not to mention assholes for what they did to the Astros after Hurricane Harvey. I'm surprised there's even any fans left after that classless shit.

But hey, the dodgers are one of the dirtiest teams in baseball and they seem to be doing okay fan wise, so

He might have been passed out from orgasming and sucking men guys

>>77915224
That still wouldn't benefit us. Tampa bay Rays are pretty much doing the exact same thing except they didn't have to.

Rangers are real cunts in this scenario, as usual.

Hey man, shit happens. What else are you supposed to do when you're piss drunk and craving cheap, greasy burgers?

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>>77915473

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Lmao what a shitshow

Burker king not once

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Today is former Braves' catcher Anthony Recker's birthday. He's 34. Whatever happened to him?

>>77915363
People had computers in 1988

>>77915721
>spics having computers in 1988
maybe after the riots

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>Hearing sources that #Tigers Brad Ausmus was actually the person who called the cops on Danny Duffy

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>>77915518
>That still wouldn't benefit us

It would have benefited the hurricane victims far more to have the 3 games played in Arlington go towards hurricane relief, which is what the Rangers offered, than 3 games played thousands of miles away from either team

Your owner literally said, "Naw fuck the victims, I ain't gonna take any deal that helps the Rangers slightly even though the Astros will win the division no matter what." The Rangers simply refused to take a deal that would outright hurt themselves to help the Astros. You're owner is an autistic shithead.

>>77915615

you beg the uber driver to make a stop at mcdicks

this is a fuck up on numerous levels

>>77915781
>Let's refuse to switch series so we can rest up our shitty team and not have to go to Houston, plus our ticketholders deserve better!
>No we're not the bad guys, that's an inaccurate portrayal!
Rangers are pathetic.
You dumb fans have to defend the team at all costs, even on the fucking comment section at MLB.com

Why do people call Dodgers chokers when the umps are always against them?

>>77915904
Switching Series would have given the Rangers a 12 game road trip to end the season when their in the WC hunt. The Astros were asking the Rangers to hurl themselves on to a grenade to help the Astros have a better chance to win 3 games that are basically meaningless to their playoff chances.

While both team's offers weren't entirely fair to the other, the Rangers ownership didn't air out a private disagreement to the media and misconstrue the whole situation to make the other look like a villain. Reid Ryan is a cunt.

Can someone explain to me the Dodgers are rebuilding meme?

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>$2 billion
>make the playoffs
>we're the greatest

>**choke**
>UMP BALL! UMP BALL!
>also, it's a rebuild
>it's a rebuild

>>77916090
What meme? None of the position players from 2012 are still on the team now.

>Team is finally good
>City destroyed by a Hurricane

Why does God hate Houston?

>>77916090
You see, earlier in the season Yankees fans claimed to be rebuilding this season, and everyone laughed at them because they're obviously not. Dodgers fans, like that annoying kid who feels the need to incessantly copy everyone's jokes, decided they wanted some of that attention too and started claiming they were rebuilding too just because they have different players now than they did 5 years ago.

Who in this hive of swarthy cretins hasn't driven blackout drunk to get burgers

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>Be rich
>Be drunk
>Be hungry for burgers
>Decide to drive there yourself instead of paying someone to drive you

Just get delivery asshole
Chinese and pizza, get em both, you're drunk, you'll eat anything anyway
Sign the pizza boy's hat
Give him a quick JO

>>77916173
How was what the Dodgers did NOT a rebuild? All the young players were prospects in the Dodger system and they had to rebuild the way they did (like getting Hanley or AGon or Greinke) to contend so they don't lose the LA market to the Angels.

There's a pressure to win in LA that doesn't exist anywhere else but New York and maybe Boston

>>77916239
t. incessantly annoying kid

>>77916239
Because you don't understand what rebuild means. Signing young players and calling young players up from the minors is not rebuilding, to rebuild you need to liquidate first.

>>77916090
pre-emptive damage control, don't acknowledge it as a meme when it's just one illegal spamming

>>77916264
>Signing young players and calling young players up from the minors is not rebuilding, to rebuild you need to liquidate first.

Yeah, the team was pretty much liquidated

Kemp, Billingsley, etc were traded away. Hanley and Greinke weren't resigned. Ethier is on his way off the team. And AGon is gone after this season with the rise of Bellinger.

The pitching staff looks completely different with only Kershaw being there.

That's no different than what the Phillies and Astros did, except we stayed winning because of the pressure to win in LA.

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>Team is dominating regular season
>Will inevitably choke in the postseason like we always do

Just trying to enjoy things until October desu

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>>77916037
>City becomes an underwater fish tank overnight
>Try to reason with Rangers
>Doesn't agree to fair deal
>Forced to play an in-state game in Florida

The only people that look like dicks in this scenario are the Arlington Rangers. I wanted to see the game but le "12 game road trip will ruin our chances" meme was more important than unifying Texans in dire times. Tampa Bay seems infinitely more hospitable.

I hope we crush the rags in the Trop.

>rags

>>77916301
You stayed winning because you kept talent on your team and continued signing talent for big money. That's the exact opposite of how rebuilds go. The Dodgers have been trying to win now every year under their new ownership, getting fortunate with prospects doesn't change that.

>>77916325
At least your city didn't get Katrina'd like New Orleans

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Who the fuck can stop us from getting that #1 draft pick?

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>But Stanton is thankful that he continues to receive advice from Bonds, his hitting coach with the Marlins last season.

>“Barry’s been huge for me,” Stanton said. “We talk all the time. He’s guided me along this year.”

Do you think Based Barry lent Giancarlo some of his "pilates" to help?

>>77916386
Barry did nothing wrong. The media just doesn't want to let a black man have the home run record.

>>77916358
>At least your city didn't get Katrina'd like New Orleans
Harvey is about to make landfall again...

3 times more rainfall than katrina at around 17 trillion gallons.

>>77916386
Barry didn't do Pilates. He had a rare muscular growth disorder

>>77916392
This. Only white bois like Hank Aaron and Babe Ruth are allowed to have it

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>>77916392

this desu senpai

The amount of racism from the media directed towards a man who dindu nuffin is fucking disgusting

>>77916393
If the government bottled each gallon and sold it at $.50 per gallon, they could wipe out almost half the debt

>>77916426
and it's about to make landfall again. It's going to be a lot more than 17 trillion.

>>77916393
Are people evacuating?

>>77916386
nah, phambam, Barry is just the GOAT power hitter and is molding John Carlos into his image

>>77916462
>Are people evacuating?
Mandatory evacuation started around 5:00AM in certain areas. I think it hits again on Wednesday.

>>77916347
They weren't really in win-now mode in 2013 though.

Jose Ruiz Stantonino hit that 51st today por la raza?

>>77916506
What did they sign Zack Greinke for if not to win?

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>didn't liquidate
>didn't trade farm away
>kept talent

>rebuild

>>77916546
Holdover until De Leon or Urias developed.

>>77916565
Mad that your team can't win 90+ games for 5 years while rebuilding?

>>77916582
>spending $147 million on a holdover
That's not how that works.

>>77916582
>awaiting proper development of IN-PLACE talents
>IN-PLACE

>rebuild

>>77916607
When your ownership group is a "bank", the risk profile is heightened.

Some people's holdovers can be a $2 million pitcher because that's all ownership can hope for. When you're a bank in the 2nd largest market in the US and top 10 market in the world that demands constant success, then the risk profile is different.

>spend 2 gorillion dollars
>"rebuilding"

really fires up my synapses

>>77916641
So what you mean to say is that they signed Greinke because they wanted to win to appease the fans.

>choke
>it's a rebuild

so much DG (Damage Gone-troll)

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What the FUCK is their problem?

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>>77916719
They're the >rags and our eternal arch-nemesis

But I give thanks to the Rays for being baseball bros

>>77916719
The fuck would we help that flooded shithole

You don't get the Dallas-Houston rivalry, but we in Dallas don't mind seeing those minorities drown.

>>77916719
>rags being rags
>versus
>doyers being doyers

winning the ASS-HAT bowl

>>77916821
Tie game 2 champs

>>77916840
I retract this, the >rags shit is 100% more faggotty than the Dodgers just being free-spending braggarts

>R

last digit is number of runs royals score today

Dubs and O's winning the world series.

>>77916854
you saw the light.

you're a good man.

>Jays release Aoki so he can go to a contender

could he end up back on the Royals instead? kek

>>77916807
Dallas is a shit hole. All landlocked cities are shitholes.

>>77916878
better be by the 5th inning

or they tie th3 1968 cubes and phila As for inning futility

>>77916807
People are gonna fall for this b8, but North Texas has been donating so much money and other items to Hurricane relief that charities in Dallas are getting overwhelmed.

>>77916902
That's why Dallas is the fastest growing city in the US, right?

Where the fuck are you from? Unless you're from New York, LA, Chicago or Dallas, you ain't shit.

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Mets desu senpai

>>77916923
>Beaners reproduce like rabbits

What a shocker Dallas is growing. Also stop counting Ft. Worth as Dallas you flyover.

>>77916961
That would be an, ah, tunnel under city. Heh.... Got em.

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>>77916923
Tampa Bay is cooler than Dallass desu

>literally, unironically acknowledging the doyers rebuild shitposting as anything but shitty bait

holy fuck you people are retarded

Because of the illegal Mexican smuggling tunnels

Updated 2018 Draft Order
1. Phillies
2. Giants
3. Mets
4. Reds
5. Tigers
6. Padres
7. Royals
8. A's
9. White Sox
10. Braves

>whos in charge of tanking

>>77916961
Name more major cities in the US that aren't New York, LA, or Chicago.

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>>77916974
We're glad to donate three wins to you.

>>77916986
You have an unironic aggression that's more of a fit for /nfl/ or /nba/, but you bring it into this mostly chilled out general. With your bellowing and screaming swear words. It's just not the vibe....

>>77916961
was going to say, that they are good tunnelers like rabbits >>77916972 beat me to it.

>>77917002
The Phillies have been playing great ball since the break and even won a series vs the cubs how are they still 1st? Plus there's Hoskins.

>>77916325
>Florida seems infinitely more hospitable.

Not so fast

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29/florida-professor-who-tweeted-texans-deserved-harvey-for-supporting-trump-is-relieved-teaching-duties.html

>Reyes starting in left field today

good stuff mets

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>>77917002

>implying the Phillies can stop us from taking the #1 spot

>>77917006
Literally all of them.

>>77916923

>New York
>Paris
>London
>LA
>Tokyo
>Chicago
>Dallas

holy kek this delusion

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>>77917050
can't wait for them to shoehorn Jeurys "I dig a ten foot ditch in front of home plate with my sinker" Familia back into the closer's role when Ramos is clearly the better option

>>77917040
really sorry about circumstance about Rhys' mom

really glad Rhys is doing well.

>>77916923
Fort worth is better then Dallas

>>77917049
Based Florida.
The school's administration did the right thing

Also lol at the Rangerfag thinking its a rivalry with Houston. Dont you have to accomplish something to have a rival?
#>rags

>>77917080
People abroad know American cities in the order of NYC, LA, Chicago, Dallas, Washington DC.

>>77917127
The order is New York, LA, Chicago. There's nothing after Chicago.

>>77917127
Im fucking plying. Dodge City is more relevant. Actually had real cowboys an shit not afunch of East Texas fairies like Dallas

>>77917122
the thing is, the DFW area don't care about houston hell we hate the LA and NYC area more then houston

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>>77917107
Is Denton a comfy city to live in?

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>>77917128
>tokyo not Alpha ++

>>77917173
the north fort worth area is based
and comfy as shit

>>77917173
Stay in Yurop Fitz.

>>77917128
>San Francisco
>Boston
>Atlanta

>more relevant in real life than Dallas

Nah.

>>77917187
No

>>77917194
San fran and bombston are shitholes but their sports teams, the sox, giants and 9ers have been good and they film kino there like the departed, and dirty harold

Dallas has a six flags. Not a comparision.

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>>77917128
>I rate Kuala Lumpur

>>77917173
>>77917184
>>77917194
i hope we don't become a LA or NYC
fort worth is comfy but white settlement and south dallas are gettos

we do have a shit ton of jobs here thou

>>77917049
He's not wrong though.

>>77917014
no that's the other croat

>>77917217
K just checking. Please proceed to the full-body and extensive cavity search line for your entry.

>>77917128
Who /gammaminus/ here

>>77917219
Ok thats cool

But

Dallas: 1.4 million people city/6.8 million metro
San Francisco: 800,000 people city/4.6 million metro
Boston: 670,000 people city/5.1 million metro

How are they more major cities than Dallas? No one also has a team that's as notable as the Dallas Cowboys in either city

>>77917258
/alphaplusplus/ right here
feels good desu

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>>77917258

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>>77917122
>Also lol at the Rangerfag thinking its a rivalry with Houston. Dont you have to accomplish something to have a rival?
savage

>>77917128
This is bullshit

How is LA (home of the winners like Dodgers and Lakers) on the same level as Chicago (home of shitty cursed teams owned by the Reinsdorf)

We're at least Alpha+, or Alpha++ since we're pretty much like New York (our only real rival - sorry San Fags)

>>77917274
Kek, Baltimore has 2.5 million in its Urban Area lol

>>77917256
Is immigration safety control really that strong in the US?
Of course it's going to be more than "plz no metal and liquid on your body and in your backpacks and put tablets and laptops out of your shit", but I can't imagine searching everyone's cavities lol.
I know the rest I need to know to immigrate though (for the test and how I'm actually going to get a green card or anything remotely permanent)

>>77917274
has nothing to do with size. it's about development, connection with financial sectors around the world, universities, infrastructure, tourism etc etc

ask anyone here and they'll know about bombston and san fran, most won't know that dallas exists, and literally nobody outside the state knows about your gay handegg team

>>77917128
Where's Oakland?

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>winners like Dodgers

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>>77917326
>home of the winners like Dodgers

>>77917345
In the trash, where it belongs

>>77917316
The Rangers... The orioles second best farm team behind the Mariners

>>77917344
>has nothing to do with size. it's about development, connection with financial sectors around the world, universities, infrastructure, tourism etc etc

Ok, what part of Boston and San Francisco and Atlanta have more of that than Dallas? Most people think San Francisco is a suburb of LA and Boston as part of New York. Dallas is Texas.

That's why we have an ESPN page and San Francisco or Atlanta does not.

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>>77917376
You have an ESPN page because you are the only city where grown ass men care about high school sports. Where else is ESPN to put that shit?

>>77917376
>his city is most well known for being where a president was shot

>>77917353
>>77917355
Name another MLB team that has more than 90 wins this year and 700 wins since 2010?

>>77917343
if either:
a) you look suspicious
b) you get an arrogant agent having a bad day

YES it is that strict.

Could be worse. You heard about the kid they let die when they suspected there was drugs in the water he's carrying? They let him drink a full gulp THREE TIMES without medical personnel available just in case.

>>77917376
atlanta has had the busiest airport in the world for decades, I shouldn't have to tell you about the schools Bombston has, and san francisco is silicon fucking valley. literally what does dallas have? I can only think of six flags and I live on the same continent usually, most people around the world don't know it exists

>>77917403
any new pennants?

>>77917422
Honestly Dallas is most well known for the Cowboys, who don't even play in Dallas.

>>77917376
>rating cities based on ESPN pages

This is the most "conditions I deem fair" post I've ever seen

>rags

>>77917376
>Most people think San Francisco is a suburb of LA and Boston as part of New York
What kind of retards do you associate with? No one says this.

>>77917428
Ask in October

I hope you idiots don't actually believe that there's bad blood between people in Dallas and Houston in real life. Dallas is HEAVILY involved with the hurricane relief effort right now, probably more so than any other unaffected city.

I don't get triggered easily, but its hitting some annoying cord with me that people unironically think we arent trying to help out our brothers in Houston.

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Hey spee, can you guess what i am now?

(Does not apply to Houstonbros)

>>77917483
ONE

>>77917422
>atlanta has had the busiest airport in the world for decades

And? Do you know where the busiest train station in the world is? That's how irrelevant Atlanta is

> I shouldn't have to tell you about the schools Bombston has

Most aren't in Boston proper - they're in Cambridge

>san francisco is silicon fucking valley.

Most people around the world don't know what the fuck Silicon Valley is. And even so, its more of a San Jose thing than a San Francisco thing. San Francisco is an adult disneyland nowadays, full of liberals and gays (what its truly known for)

Dallas has the Cowboys, Six Flags, other winning sports teams, center of the oil industry, etc.

>>77917474
we're asking NOW

you know, before the chokening

>>77917490
STRIKE

>>77917518
AWAY

>>77917518
AWa..HEEEYYYYY!

>>77917537
WHERE'S

>>77917477
>our brothers in Houston.

Speak for yourself.

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>>77917502
literally everybody but retarded texans know what silicon valley is, everyone associates the schools with boston, and I'll let you figure out on your own why the busiest airport in the world is kind of a big deal

texas isn't nearly as important as you think it is bud, time to accept it

Would the Dodgers winning it all help MLB ratings generally since they are such a large draw?

>>77917407
>a) you look suspicious
I'm pretty white and I'm not taking weird shit with me
>b) you get an arrogant agent having a bad day
Well, that's a question of luck
>YES it is that strict.
I'd live through it since the long flight would probably have me sleeping with my cavities ready for inspection lol
>>77917502
>most of the people around the world don't even know what Silicon Valley is
Actually not true

>>77917477
>I don't get triggered easily, but its hitting some annoying cord with me that people unironically think we arent trying to help out our brothers in Houston.
They're helping on every front... except baseball

>>77917502
>criticize other cities for being "irrelevant"
>thinks people in other countries know what Six Flags is or can name a single Dallas sports team

>>77913122
I am in my mid 20s and was not alive when that happened

>>77917576
Baltimore schools > boston tbqhwyfam

>>77917591
There was a TV show named "Dallas"

And again, 7 million people live in the Dallas area.