fuarkking juicayyyyy edition
ENG 258
WI 19/1 (12.0 Ovs) CRR: 1.58
fuarrrrrrr
come at me bro
>>77816581
fuarrrrRRR
Do you think former British Prime Minister John Major 'smashed the cunt' out of former women's England cricket captain Charlotte Edwards?
>>77816633
Based goosey
>>77816633
are you the guy who always fucks on a friday?
why do people admire him so much again, was never much of a fitfag
>>77816655
yes
>>77816655
No that's me ama
>>77816663
he's a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os
>>77816673
Post fat cunts that disgraced the sport by their presence.
I miss this sick cunt
>>77816701
>>77816715
>>77816715
>>77816729
useless cunts should have never played
Cricket is shit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os&t=59s
post kino
>>77816684
did you do the business again this friday based fridayfuck lad? of course you did you sickcunt
is essex meant to be a posh region of england?
>>77817002
no its the deano capital of england but it has nice parts and the nice parts are peak england
>>77817036
what are the posh regions then
>>77817050
outskirts of chelmsford
west indies are going to win and i'm pleased about this because im not a brainlet
test cricket first
country second
>>77817190
>test cricket first
>country second
I hope you get deported.
>I hope you get deported.
reckon all test playing nations should form an EU type body immediately
>>77817218
You mean the commonwealth?
>>77817232
afghanistan aren't part of the commonwealth and no I mean freedom of movement a common currency and free trade
Greatest swing bowler in the history of the game
Drink it in
braithwaite is gonna score a massive one lads
>>77817238
>freedom of movement
>with shitskins
It's bad enough with Romanians.
>>77817269
it NEEDS to happen
>Greatest swing bowler in the history of the game
>>77817274
Fuck off Lee Ching.
>>77817268
can't see him ever getting out in the next six months
>>77817299
#immovable
Can't remember the last time I saw an original fancy dress outfit at the cricket
>Econ: 3.42
>>77817313
sad!
Broad looking like shit
Bishoo will make a quickfire 50
egg on my face
>2-5
>Econ: 0.57
would never in a million years catch me dressing up at the cricket lads
absolutely adore a dogged right handed opening bat
how the fuck is Kyle Hope good enough to play
>>77817353
They're embarrassing.
Business Idea:
Dress up as a toilet & go to Test Matches in India to create awareness.
Having watched all four T20 Blast quarter finals, it is obvious to me that Hampshire are the favourites going into finals day.
Of course Notts have Hales, Patel, Jake Ball and other big names in limited-overs cricket but Hampshire's experience at finals day, with a good ratio of success, will play a big hand. Furthermore, having two excellent spinners in Dawson and Crane will offer a bigger challenge to the likes of Ingram at Glamorgan, Elliott at Birmingham and Christian at Notts than they've faced consistently all season.
If I had to choose an order of favourites it would be Hampshire > Notts > Glamorgan > Birmingham.
>>77817388
Will you sing the song?
>>77817370
based expatlad
Concept: Dwayne Bravo at 3
concept: shimron GOATmyer at 4
Why are County batsmen coming into Test cricket with such poor technique and getting found out so easily these days?>we went to Australia with KP, Cook, Root, Trott, Bell and Prior last time out and still got raped, I don't see how >we can expect to do any better relying on Cook and Root to carry the top order every innings.
am firmly supporting the west indies because im cultured
>>77817475
Reminder that England once got bounced out by Ishant Sharma.
>>77817475
hazlewood is going to fuck englands shit up
not starc though, he's shit
>windies batting
Anderson doing his job of letting me watch the 5:30 ko
GOAT
>>77817597
alri deano
unironically a 200 hundred run partnership incoming
>Shai Hope
>Playing as a batsman
>11 matches
>Average 18.61
>One 50
>>77817922
he's a gun
(not srs)
(semi-srs)
hahaha get fucked
busines idea: put all of the west indies meme biffers into the test side and see how they adapt
Stufart Bread BTFO
>>77817980
would be hardly any better
theyre not first class cricketers
Too many muzzie loving pommy poofs itt
what is this buisness idea meme?
>>77818068
comes from /brit/
as a man of culture i am looking forward to braithwaite not getting out today and BTFOing all the deanos in this thread
>>77817922
>>77817945
he's got a decent fc record
only an act of god could get brathwaite out at this point he's too entrenched
absolutely adore a dour number 5
absolutely smashing my dad in the final of fantasy footy lads ama
>>77818274
unironically this
hit a dashing 63 in smashtastic as an opening batsman in the big smash semis, only for my team to collapse around me and lose
seething right now 2bh
>>77818344
there's literally nothing better than making a score in a losing cause if I'm honest
get to blame everyone else and take the high ground
THAT WAS WELL OUTSIDE THE LLIEN FUCK OFF
hahahaah
>Momeme Ali
>get given out incorrectly
>wallop the next one for six despite being autism the batsman
love west indians
>>77818421
i would have dominated that era
tipping braithwate to become the modern day desmond haynes
>>77818443
reckon I'd be absolutely elite at picking off frenchies from a distance with a rifle
braithwaite exudes intelligence for some reason
>>77818522
it's the sub-45 career strike rate
Warwickshire to win finals day, heard it here first
mirin the barbadian synergy at the crease rn
proposal: banning all non-guyanas and barbadians from the test side
>>77818750
+ shanny g
Brathwaite could break Lara's record this game
Literally unstoppable.
>batsman plays an on-side pitched ball through mid-wicket
>leg side shots
I'm embarrassed.Why must England always do this?Always get a thumping win and then think they can phone it in with their next test.
>>77818954
Pleb
Anderson will never take another wicket Kraigg is about to end his career
Australia or India would NOT allow the West Indies to do this to them AT HOME.Fair enough, England is a more fair place to play for the visiting team but it's still NOT acceptable.
>>77819024
not much you can do against the braithwate show
>>77819098
Bit of an overreaction at this stage m8.
>>77819099
Nah but it's the batting performance yesterday that is the most pathetic.Could have been bowled out for under 200 if they had competent fielders.3 spots in the top order might as well not be there.Most disappointingly is Westley, who looked a decent option against SA but he's been found out.
>>77819050
praying for a west indian victory and for these two cerebral barbadians to lead them to it in honour of another cerebral barbadian tony cozier RIP
>>77819098
hows maga deano
tell me about the deano meme
>>77819405
Freshie spotted.
>>77819419
i know who you are just messing around
>>77819445
luv u xx
>>77819414
google 'mark wright the only way is essex'
the quintessential deano
>>77819469
what does it mean
200 run lead minimum
>>77819570
it's like a working class lad thingy. a deano loves football, is an estate agent and goes on holiday to spain. someone else could maybe explain it better than me
>>77819645
yeah understand it now
>>77819678
aka 80% of chelmsford
deanos tend to be nice people have nothing against them btw
one thing that does kind of irk me is when middle class people masquerade as deanos tho, I don't mind real deanos not fakers but theres lots of them here too
bet cook drives a jag xj
would tip stokes as more of a 4 series man though
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
shai hope looking serene
love the cherries such a good look
Blanderson getting exposed lads
>>77820206
love the 4th line the best they really do tend to get hitched young. great citizens unrionically 2bh
>>77820206
Is the deano meme a reply to the now all-but-dead tradie meme?
wonder what kind of brainiac schemes for root holder is cooking up in the changing rooms right now
pretty blatant bigotry that ISIS can't get test status
bet it involves bowling a consistent fourth stump line
Reckon Assad went down to lords a few times while living in London
tell me about Cricket In Barbados.
>>77820486
they like it
Anyone got the Hope: 0 picture from Australia's WI tour?
>>77820418
we cannot begin to fathom
got a trinidadian online penpal
he said cricket isn't really that popular anymore and everyone just plays divegrass
tell me about it
>>77820545
It really is a sad state of affairs.
>>77820559
All Indian, Pakistani and British expats.
don't want to jinx it but this redditor on pakpassion made the most scathingly anti-west indies posts before day 2 today, REALLY hope windies can prove him wrong
hes such a brianlet he has no clue about the cerebral barbadian backbone of this windies batting line-up
How will we live down this inevitable innings defeat lads?
love kraiggy B
>>77820957
absolutely nang lad
>>77820957
>>77820957
thanks for this, have an extra (You) for your efforts
reckon you should make it more holder related though somehow
>>77821070
he's just a generic black guy not much you can do there
do captains where a wristband or something in cricket lol I don't even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
>>77821106
shop a ball in his hand
>>77821139
as old as the internet but good stuff lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpjgZyWI98
my fav sam hyde vid
tell me about the rapidly plummeting effectiveness of james anderson
>>77821409
How many test wickets have you taken m8?
>>77821483
as many as anderson will take in the ashes
reckon janny is on holiday or he just gave up on us
>>77821494
You haven't taken 50 test wickets m8. Please stop lying.
bet sean bean is in the crowd right now
>>77821483
phwoarr
>>77821649
u mirin brah?
just a flu jab bro
fuarrRR
imagine being bounced by an englishman
that cover drive
greatly enjoying the Sharpe television movies
genuinely and uniuroncally have rated kraigg for a while
absolutely immovable
tipping a quick fire captain's knock from Holder
England are getting deserpate lads
>>77822415
yeah great tip
honestly I've been looking at the stats in light of a number of qualitative measures and I do think that Brathwaite is one of the better openers in the world.
he'd easily walk into every single test team's XI barring india and australia. I reckon if you snuck him into a better team his average would leap up into the 40s
>You Aussies are unbelievable predicting a 5-0 whitewash on the strength of this test. Just shows how arrogant you are and why every country just love to see the aussies lose
I do unironically believe that if governance of the West Indies Cricket Board continues to improve that they can return to being the mid tier test nation they were during the 2000s
most of the players are quite young and I think there's a lot of talent in the sides
pwah
>>77822477
Think you've got the wrong end of the stick on this one, Tony ...
nah mate, 4-0 with gabba test draw cause of rain
Gabba - Australia in a "blowout"
Adelaide - Australia in a "close one"
WACA - Australia in a "blowout"
MCG - Australia comfortably
SCG - England in a "close one"
>Chris Gaffaney
>Sundaram Ravi
>Marais Erasmus
>>77822492
literally all it needs is this cerebral barbadian batting backbone + keep churning out pacers. Cricket In Barbados is going to save west indies cricket
>Ben Chokes
Inb4 capitulation before making 300
kek moeen is shit
moeen is and always will be a pie chucker and england should look at acquiring Essex's brave simon harmer as an englishman
just copy and pasting one of my elite truthies from pakpassion lads
HE'LL BAT
HE'LL BOWL
HE'LL HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER SOLD
BROTHER MO, BROTHER MO
I can't wait for this century.
/150/
can't bat can't catch
187th reply ama
>>77822798
bowl and sold dont rhyme
>>77822931
thoughts on Brand New's new album?
Literally the greatest partnership since Chanderpaul/Lara.
>>77822946
yeah they do
called this big partnership
cower before my sorcery
>hogging the strike before tea when your partner is on 96
Kraiggy B
Rolly B
Zachy B
could honestly feel my iq grow another 10 points by watching that century
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
did that for his 50 too the mad cunt
KRAIGG BRATHWAITE REMEMBER THE NAME
Name a worse England captain.
>>77823092
Losing to West Indies will give England the drive to further improve and get ready to destroy Australia
Reminder that this happened in 2015 as well after we drew then beat them
Reminder that I am NEVER wrong and you should worship me
>>77823058
this
I wish Tony Cozier was alive to see this
>>77823092
nasser
>>77823359
melbourne resident detected.
>>77823359
show me your pavement collection
>>77823439
none on my laptop, got all the albums on my PC
also have Slanted and Enchanted and Crooked Rain Crooked Rain on vinyl
tipping Hope to get out in the 90s
Fillmore Jive.
the tip is on
fuck me moeen is shit
why is the standard of spin bowling always so low?
we have a bunch of frauds (jadeja, yasir, ashwin), hacks (lyon) and a bunch of straight up shitters (craig, santner, marahaj, moeen, craemer etc etc)
tipped a big kraigg hundred and a west indian victory at close of play yesterday on pakpassion
There is nothing better in cricket than a game where the West Indies perform
>>77823176
Thanks mate we appreciate you sabotaging us
>>77823808
I exclusively share truthies with my mates on zimcricketforum
Here we go boys
cockahoop lads
shai is a good looking guy
The resurrection of West Indies cricket is here
When they make Fire in Babylon 2 they'll cite this game as the rebirth of the blackwashes
>>77823801
What about O'keefe?
the great west indies revival
>>77823897
a disgusting misogynistic homophobe
#RESPECT
>>77822458
He'd walk into Australia's XI too.
>>77823954
nah definitely reckon we have a top order ironed out now with handscomb and renshaw plus KP and bancroft in reserve
renshaw is the Real Thing
>>77823977
kek Braithwaite is twice the batsmen any of those hacks will ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa-YtBnPcg
ben 'if you want pies, i'm your guy' stokes
200 partnership
>This is West Indies' first double century stand overseas since 2013
#immovable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBVJFGxyxgE
>English spinners
>>77824114
eager to hear your next truthie
my bid to have test cricket completely mentally digitalized by 2030 is looking on course lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xgFy5SWl1Y
This is an absolutely shocking game of test cricket
>>77824166
inclined to quit while im ahead but watch out for shanny G in the 2nd dig
>>77824256
t.brainlet
Had quite a few beers today and really fancy going out for a curry later but have no one to go with.
What do I do?
>that Australian on rebbit with a West Indies flair
>>77824331
get one delivered
Well, I say WI got lucky that England played some loose shots. If they had played better they would be 309-3. England aren't really trying and still beat WI by an innings and plenty. They will go on to win 3-0 and it would be 10-0 given enough tests. WI have not won a test in England in seventeen years, are an embarrassment to their illustrious firebears and should not have turned up.
>>77824367
>if they didn't get out and scored runs they would have had a higher total
>>77824367
>If England had played better they'd have a better score
Also did you see how many catches the Windies dropped?
not even sure what loose shots he's talking about, only blatant loose shot was moeen
nothing I love more than a new bowler getting called on then getting smacked away for a boundary off their first ball
scoring 3s is the key to a big total
/lead/
would unironically love to have seen this cerebral innings live in leeds
remember Woakes being good
unironically putting braithwaites iq at high 120s
the most cerebral and immovable of barbadians these two
Imagine if they had Bravo playing
Root is so shit with reviews fucking hell
this is absolute kino
what went right?
think its very disingenuous for Rhianna to also pretend like she's a basketball fan when we all know deep down inside she lives for watching her friends play test cricket
>>77817922
>the absolute state of (you)
>>77825357
deanos
when will they learn
Fuck Fraud
>>77825357
I will never question the Windies selectors again desu.
>>77825534
tbqh lad I also thought it was hilarious this guy was picked with his record, but over the course of this innings he has revealed himself to be capable of absolutely /elite/ aesthetic shots
Fuck me that short arm jab on 95 and then back to back flick+straight drive were good
Reckon if I really wanted to be a legendary cricketer I could
>>77825666
looking purely at his first class stats the lad is unironically a decent selection
a full strength Barbados would stomp nz away
>>77825701
yeah but doesn't chanders still pile it on in the windies domestic circuit. All the somewhat decently talented blokes are more into memeslogging than committed to FC so can't be too sure what to make of FC stats in the windies
>>77825744
Chanderpaul still piles it on in county
>>77825777
well yeah sorta makes my point, considering the walking-wicket nature of the no.2,3,5 england have been trying of late who are supposedly "class acts with proven county records" or whatever
>>77825826
tbf they don't really have great records, lots of 30 averages while the good bats in England all have 40+
Hope now averages 25 #gun
>Shitinfo
shame
barbadian backbone, Jamaican lower middle order flair is the future of windies cricket
>>77825247
Do you think she knows who Brian Lara is?
>>77826610
Yes
Blackwood's black wood
>>77826623
Do you think she knows who Tendulkar is?
100 run lead is all windies need for Shanny G to run riot
THE cricket
>>77826671
Mate, it's as good as won already, England can never sweep a series.
>>77826788
>insinuating windies aren't going to win the series
Wonder is Holding is feeling happy
He was tad tilted in the last game to the point that Athers apologized for asking him a question
>>77826847
Wonder if*
Blame my 3rd world education tbqhwyf
>>77826841
How embarrassing that will be after the first test.I'm tired of England never being completely dominant.When will it be >our turn for a golden generation?My guess is never, even with a weakened Windies, subcontinental teams being unable to travel, South Africa declining and Australia not being as dominant as before, >we can't do shit.
I've never seen such an undeveloped "man" as Shane Dowrich.Childlike doesn't begin to describe his looks, babylike is more apt.
>>77827005
>Can't bat
>Can't even wicket keep properly
>The city of Dowrich
Ramdin died for this
>Twerk celebrations from windies when?
>>77826931
i know how top fix England.nick browne opening, joe Clarke in the middle order + an adopted simon harmer not displacing moeen but one of the other shit bats
>>77827061
I like this.Clarke has got his runs in Div 2 but you can't deny his class, lad is Root mk. 2.Browne is a solid opener, much younger than Stoneman too.
>>77827098
>lad is Root mk. 2
literally
>>77827061
What about number 3?
Cook
Browne
Root
Clarke
Hales*
*play Ali here if >we play with another spinner, or Bairstow if they can take the gloves off of him.
>tfw 3 days of rain
watched Essex's brave simon harmer on tv in just a twenty20 the other day but can honestly tell he is elite even just from that, would be great in Australia too as he's a meme bounce kind of guy. sa have fucked him over so England should nab him
>>77827174
cook
browne
Clarke
root
bairstow
moeen
stokes
woakes
harmer
broad
Anderson
#elite
>>77827308
He's capped for South Africa though and fairly recently at that.
>>77827391
that was in 2015, not sure on the rule tho
>>77827354
The selectors keep ignoring Clarke anyway, probably don't think want another rabbit in the headlights Duckett situation.But the lad oozes class.You can't just go off of county stats, some of >our best had an unimpressive county average before getting called up.
reminder harmer is only 28
muscularly tipping him to make his England debut before 2020
love dogged right handed opening bats lads
tipping a 'Banglawash' this series
>>77828818
t.brainiac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoHcAhai1I
fuarrrRRRkkk
tfw no levelling effect of a female example in your life to temper the pure unbridled testosterone
what are we watching
>>77831090
you missed a kino day's play based finfuck
so we have a spanish pet now
Absolutely terrified of a full strength Roach
*farts*
just came back from a 3 day ban for asking about pavement ama
also someone make this /cric/ related
>>77833717
got banned for 3 days for this
>>77833844
I get banned multiple times per day
>>77833869
must be nice to have a modem that can actually reset your ip
>>77833901
I phone post actually
>>77833835
LCIM tier- mo asif
goat tier- ryan harris, dale steyn
>>77833966
airplane mode?
>>77834042
Na i just turn the data off and on, resets the ip
might go drop some more truthies on pakpassion lads
>>77834147
Some fuckers keep posting cp on data and 90% of the time when I data post the IP's are banned
Reckon the jannies support Derbyshire
>>77834251
Yeah I get that too. Most of the time it's just shitposting kek
>>77834338
based
just dropped a truthie on pakpassion lads
DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE
YOU COULD FADE YOU FADE AWAY
fUARRr.......
a god among man indeed
>>77834871
...fUArrrR....K
Tipping Bangladesh as heavy favourites to win this series
matched with a supreme lady on bumble
>>77827430
it's more than 2 years
braithwate
soumya sarkar
pujara
smith
shai hope
stokes
bairstow
amir
harmer
hazlewood
gabriel
#nailedit
#worldxi
#cerebral
#elite
Shall try my best to keep the thread up during the reddit off lads
I reckon boxing and MMA must be the complete antithesis of cricket
>>77823176
england are literally missing 3 top order bastmen now. miracle how well theyve done so far with 2 batsmen, a wicketkeeper and moeen ali
>>77823801
desu spinners, usually are lower standard. even the greatest ones. easier to play in general, lower strikerates. the top test wicket takers are only spinners because they bowl so many overs.
>>77824331
hire a prostitute?
simon harmer is elite as fuck
>cheerleaders not even wearing skirts
Why can't the Big Cash League do this too
serious bowler
were it not for racism harmer would have become the greatest ever finger spinner #truthie
>>77839691
>""""wicketkeeper"""
We really should have invaded NZ to get McCullum
>>77843733
kek he was shit mate
shall not be watching the cricket this afternoon
sorry lads hope you enjoy the thread without me
>>77843850
Weak cunt
don't appreciate your tone
>>77844448
the lads
I WANT TO GET AWAYYY
>>77845350
tell me about the famous belarusian dustbowls
>>77844448
Looks quite cold there tbqh
>>77845486
bit like the waca
bet jason holder is planning out every delivery for the next six months of cricket he'll be playing right now
goal aesthetic: patrick bateman
>>77846289
not cricket related
>>77846363
I'll be the judge of that
how is fighting a sport
>>77846478
How is standing in a field for six hours a sport
>>77846822
just is
>>77846415
I'll be the judge of your judgement
If I put my penis in my neighbour's wife is that considered sport ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeFm22xB7Q
>>77847038
Only if I can watch
If I take a big shit in my toilet is that a sport?
>>77847172
t. neighbour
>>77847338
kek
>>77847172
t. tresco
what are you thinking . . . . x
>>77847172
t. Anthony Stevens
Gonna try that pork chilli pizza from dominos, I'll let yas know how ot is alright
>>77847762
thanks xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
this is a banger lads
>>77847326
Only if I can watch
>>77847519
really don't want to ever be reminded of this
>>77847762
gonna wank your mum
>>77848061
>>77848701
it's every day bro
Fellas, we gettin' keen for a whitewashing a la Sri Lanka?
>tfw no Dizzy to bail us out this time
fuck it is a banger actually
>Australia fielding
>>77848061
haha I love Ethan and Hila
>>77849102
unironically who?
she has a great bum at 3 minutes corrrrr
Hazlewood got tats now?
Anyone got a stream? all I'm finding is the CPL lads
Based HazleGOAT opening with a muscular dot ball
Afternoon all, I have decided to grace this festering corpse of a poomunity with my presence.
Fucking kek, Agar is a legit 5 on the Norwood. He makes the Amirfag look like he has a full head of hair.
>>77845350
т. Чypк
Is Nasir Hossain related to Nasser Hussain?
hazlegoat is on fire lads literally is going to pick up every wicket this game what a bowler
>>77849299
>being poor
>>77849685
>not giving Jewpurt Jewdoch my shekels
I'd rather pay for a postal plebiscite desu
>>77849299
it's live on GEM lad
>>77850052
I believed you for half a second lad
Do Bangladeshis use the loo?
Just came lads
LOVE the cum
>>77850480
what were you thinking about lad
CUMMINGS
>>77850380
Yeah, they're much better than (((them)))
>>77850764
>photo taken while he was playing for the Mumbai Indians
>>77850808
>watching the IPL enough to know this
Cummins is actually elite
>>77850869
I havent watched it since based Warney and Fatshit were with Rajasthan, but I remember the uniforms
I probably would watch it if it was on TV here.
Why the fuck is CPL, Bangladesh's matchfixing league etc on Foxtel but not the IPL?
just give >us the ashes
>maiden
fuck australia is fucking good at cricket lads get around the lads
>>77851081
probably because it's cheap as fuck to get the rights to those
>>77851081
Because the rights cost far less
love cum ins
subcontinent chin music
Fun Fact: Bangladesh has more people than Australia, South Africa, New Zealand and England (or the entire UK) put together.
B A S E D
I'd be fucking shitting myself if I were facing Cummins
>>77851476
That's why it's calling poongladesh lol
kek
KEK
(have my doubts lads)
>bangladesh
>>77851790
because there's lots of poon there?
Warner will outscore Bangladesh this series m8s
watching the fight
what the fuck is happening here lmao
>that fucking review
>>77851949
For the Anglo chad yes
what is it in the Australian anglo celtic DNA mixup that makes us so fucking good at every sport we play lads
Careful fellas
Lmao Hazleshart hasn't even taken a wicket yet the fucking state of him call up Behrendorff
>>77852168
Game over
>>77852289
why hasn't le 9 wickets in an innings man been given a shot yet makes you think about the sheer depth of Australian cricket
>>77852168
Ausfailia on pooicide watch
JUST CAME FROM THE MATCH TO SAY FUCK CRICKET
>>77852513
what match was that lad some elite dutch domestic circuit game what can you tell us about it
tipping a tamim 100
if Hazleshart doesn't take a wicket this over he should be permanently exiled from Australia and shipped off to play first class in New Zealand
4th ball wicket from nath
key Lyon's already on this is literally the end of Hazlepood's ""career""
JUST CAME FROM THE MATCH AGAIN TO SAY FUCK CRICKET IT'S NOT A REAL SPORT
>Wade
>go to take a shit for maybe 10 minutes
>3 wickets for 4 runs
fucking wew
>>77852878
you lads invented it so I think it's a bit disingenuous to be making those claims
>>77852998
how was the shit mate?
>>77852168
BANGWASHED
>le get taken off after three overs man
HazleSHIT Inc
JUST CAME FROM THE BOXING AGAIN TO SAY CRICKET FANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK
CRICKET IS NOT A SPORT IT'S AN INSECT
>>77853281
Please based Dutchie have some MERCY on our general haha..
>>77853166
not great, I got hammered last night so I was hoping for a solid grog bog but instead it was slippery and needed a lot of wiping.
I like using my loo tho
the absolute state of our bowling lads when the fuck are they going to take another wicket can't see us winning this game
>>77853448
describe your loo for us mate
>that turn
Australia is fucked
basedladesh powering up
cannot... uh see Australia taking any more uh... wickets for the session
FUCK AUSTRALIA
why is Lyon incapable of pitching it up
>>77854313
who cares lmao
>>77854496
I do a little bit
neighbours are having a get together over the fence. Might give their table a little hose down before they come outside
mayweather won round 10
>>77853553
Yeah tell us about ya shitter
>>77854777
>Brazil
>7
getting the lump on my arm scanned next week
Now Ireland can start focusing on their true passion: cricket
Remainder that even 250 is a good First Inning total on dustbowls.
Will Cummins end Cook's career ?
>>77855700
Cummins from one end Starc from the other and Pattinson as backup mate at the WACA and the Gabba it's literally going to be a fucking bloodbath
>>77855946
Based Australians paying their cricketers
give Maxwell a shot I reckon
Fucking hell take a wicket you mongs
Shan't watch any more
>>77852137
This isn't the 90's/early 00's
>>77853553
it's actually not my favourite loo I've had, it's a water saving one so the bowl is really small and if you use too much paper without flushing some first it clogs easily.
better than a street for sure
>>77856916
yeah same problem here, I'll block mine maybe once a week
>>77856916
You can save water by pooing in your vege garden
>>77857106
based goosey
>>77857053
I'm about the same frequency lad; I like to place some paper down beforehand so I don't get any splash back but it's a real issue on this loo
>>77857106
thought about going in the compost bin desu but it's a bit chilly atm, maybe come summer when I'll be able to make my yard smell like mumbai stadium
>>77856125
>smith ever bowling an all-rounder
absolutely lmao
worst thing is when you block someone else's toilet
should double plays be introduced into test cricket?
>caught at point
>throw to keeper and run out the next batsman in the same play
what could go wrong?
>>77857766
i was on a houseboat a few months ago and some gallah blocked the shitter, had to shit of the side of the boat for the next two days lad
>>77857791
reckon that's fucking dumb lad
I'm supporting Bangladesh
>>77857980
reckon that's fucking dumb lad
I once blocked the shitter at uni and it wasn't fixed for a week
>>77857791
I remember some dumb cunt in primary school tried to convince everyone that was legal during a lunch time match.
hazlewood is garbage
Got tickets to three days of the Ashes lads can't wait
>>77858903
only got two myself
day 1 with the old man, day 2 with some of the blokes from my team
>>77858903
>tfw too busy working in the summer to even watch cricket
Maybe I should become a neet
>>77859028
pull a sickie like everyone else
I'm planning on burning my annual leave for the World Cup or the next Ashes myself
got a big poo coming tipping it to block the shitter
how the fuck has another wicket not fallen yet
>>77859857
Keep us updated
Holy shit this is boring
More reason why the Ashes should be a best of 15 20/20 series.
>agar
JUST
Agar's going to get smashed
lmao these scrubs are making agar look halfway competent
>Agar didn't use finasteride
for what purpose
Australia are fucking shit
shakib can bat
>getting absolutely kek'd on in Asia
nothing new lads
predirect khawaja's average for the series
I'm going with 5.5
>>77861544
would help if we had a decent spinner
hate australia
Predicting England to have a diversity quota by 2019, Australia by 2022.
who here /taxfreemoney/ ?
fuck I'm hungry