/cric/

Tell me about the janny

>>77775872
We're mates mate

Going to nab the get lads

test

cricket

is

will leave the rest up to your imagination lads

>>77776813
Thanks mate already come up with a few ends I'd like to see

love my mates

>>77777056
Thanks mate I quite like you too

here

Oi Richo you here m8?

love

>>77777335
wogs OUT

test

cricket

>>77777383
Cook is definitely a little bit celtic mate

my name is Ariel
and I'm a nympho

cricket

Fuck me my bowel is in a bad state

Going to be shitting my guts out soon I reckon

Hate my life

Shall kill myself soon

anime

>>77777776
-_-

>>77777776
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AHHH FUCK ME LADS
FUCK

>>77777776
JUST
U
S
T

>>77777776
Digits imply you should desu senpai.

>>77777776
assfailia better kill yourself soon

This experience has pushed me over the edge

If you need help please consider the following.

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

Would love the janny to hit me with a permaban after this embarassment

de Villiers is such a fucking loser

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you will never understand test cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

I went on the Snapchat map thing where you zoom out, went over to Australia, went to Perth, then went a little north of Perth and tapped someone's random snapchat in the middle of fuckall near some place called "Eneabba" and I heard this cool Australian song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bS-YnLf4s

anyways just thought I'd share that. Thanks

Love those pornos where the step mom seduces the daughter lads really the bread and butter of my porn consumption

>>77779944
Hate incest porn half of it is high quality but I can't stand the incest shit

reckon the concept of calling your e-friends lads and putting lad in every sentence is genuinely the peak of internet humour

>>77780181
are we e-friends?

>>77780313
yeah lad

>>77780328
haha, thanks lad, you too

>"wonder what goes on in this general..."
>>77780313
>>77780328
>>77780348
>
>

just woke up

>>77779944
>lesbian porn

just buying some music off iTunes for my new phone lads

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>>77780696
>paying for music

>>77780696
buy any pavement?

>>77780696
BUY music?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who's your favorite witch from little witch academia lads
also
>organizing the bangladesh shit during the fucking monsoon season

>>77780709
>>77780746
scum

>>77780726
1st purchase of course

>>77780786
akko > diana > ursula/chariot > constanze > sucy > lotte > jasminka the fat cunt >>> amanda >>>>>>>>> croix

>>77780917
>akko over diana just because she's the main character
>amanda not below jasminka by at least 10 >'s
shit list lad

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Please help me settle a debate with my friend.

Who wins a three-match ODI series (one played in England, one in India, one in Australia) out of these two teams?

>>77781195
can't you believe you and your brainlet friend talk about odis together fuck off

missing test cricket, ttytt

>>77781231
Not you again

>>77781195
state of those batting line ups

Roooooo

Just tell me which team would win you virgins

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>Not you again

>>77781382
drop smith for any memeswing batsman, kholi to 3 and da bear to 4 and B. A has too many holes (paul fucking collingwood, jajeda at 7 when you have stokes at 5 for the 5th bowler, 2x similar paced batsman at 3-4)

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>>77781410

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>ODIs

>>77780786
>>77780917
>>77780981
umm fuck off weebs x

>>77781195
B has shit bowling sans but vastly superior batting
would tip B

Thanks senpai

off out for a bum

>>77769371
>>77769371
new

>>77781195
B

>>77781195
A has the based 18 year old so them

>>77781527
>dissing muscular weebs
shameful desu

>nannies still asleep
ugh

i don't want it
i need it
to breathe
to feel
to know that i'm alive

>>77782259
yeah I've reported some of the worst shitposting here, can't wait for the janny to clear it up so we can go back to some cricket discussion

>40C 100% humidity
>Memeswell decides to go out for a run, go to the gym and go for another run afterwards
>surprised when he gets heat stroke

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Hack XI

Hi lads,

Would just like to say that I've spent my 3 day holiday thinking about why Straff posting in inappropriate, have learnt my lesson and will no longer be indulging in it.

Hope that local sports photographer, Jarryd Strafford, (whose work has been published in several New Limited publications) can cover some cricket games this summer. His football stuff is really decent.

Looking forward to the Hales show tonight

Tell me about the continued Fawad Alam non-selection

>56.51 first class average
>41.66 test average
>axed because of one lean series 7 years ago

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He's so far ahead of other test players

Don't understand it lads

why isnt the odi on lads?

There are many people who felt you should have been part of the Pakistan Test squad that toured the West Indies...

I want to thank all my supporters and fans. I really appreciate their kind words and support for me. I appreciate their love and prayers and always have done so. I cannot really comment on why I was not selected and what the thoughts of the selectors are, but I am happy with my recent form and performances and perhaps it's not in my destiny to play for Pakistan. Let's see, all I can do is hope and stay positive.

Your statistics in domestic cricket are excellent. Do you think the selectors are ignoring those players who perform consistently in domestic cricket?

There are obviously some reasons why I am not being given another chance, despite performing consistently in domestic cricket. I guess this could simply be a case of 'liking' and 'disliking', but I cannot say for sure. In the past, when the selectors recalled me, I performed and then I was dropped again without any reason. You don't make players by continually picking them and then dropping them. You shatter the confidence of players if you keep ignoring their performances. If you perform for your country and do well and then get dropped, well that is just confusing and demoralising.

You mention likings and disliking, can you elaborate on this point?

I know what is going on and I would land in a lot of trouble if I spilled the beans. I know what is going on behind the scenes and if I tell the truth then there will be a huge storm and backlash so I guess it's best to keep quiet on this topic.

Hmm

Fawad demonstrated his magnificence with the bat two years ago when he was given a run in the Asia Cup. In his first ODI after four years, he scored a match saving 70-ball 74 during Pakistan’s chase of a daunting 326 against Bangladesh.

As if that wasn’t enough, he scored his maiden ODI century in the very next game against Sri Lanka to take Pakistan to a respectable 260 from a disastrous start in the tournament final.

But Fawad’s career has been marked with consistent heartbreaking results. Despite his remarkable average of 69 runs in eight ODIs in 2014, he was dropped from the ICC World Cup 2015 squad.

“Younis bhai is a pinnacle of mental toughness,” he says.

The veteran was present at the crease along with Fawad when the southpaw achieved an unprecedented landmark to become the first ever Pakistani cricketer to score a century on his debut overseas.

Not having opened in a cricket match before, Fawad was drafted in the playing XI for the second Test against Sri Lanka at Colombo as an opener.

He got out for just 16 in the first innings but impressed two days later with a tremendous 259-ball 168 in Pakistan’s total of 320 runs.

fucking hell his ODI average is 40.25 too what the fuck how is he not in the side

fawad is elite

Reminder to watch India vs Sri Lanka right now lads

>>77783431
don't watch brown cricket

love aggers
love bumble
love boycs
love warney
love michael holding
hate nasser simple as

>>77783634
dat casual islamophobia

love fawad alam
hate fawad ahmed

>it's a sri lanka are shit at cricket episode

>>77783833
not a fan

business idea: privatise Australian federal debt by converting it to Cricket Australia shares with a government provided dividend stream

I don’t care about UFC. I don’t care about boxing. But oh how I hope McGregor beats the shit out of that woman beating coward Mayweather

god I fucking hate imbalanced cricket

jarryd 'watcher of films' strafford

When they have to mute Kim K's insta comments because people are smashing her with the snake emoji

Hello, friends. As you all know, I'm not one to get political often. But shortly a very important moment in our country's history will be upon us. This awful, dreadful, unnecessary, harmful postal plebiscite on marriage equality.

It's an appalling waste of money for a non-compulsory, non-binding survey. And worse still, it's an excuse for the most awful people to say the most awful things. We're already seeing that happen, and we know it's only going to get worse as this thing goes on. So please check in on your LGBTI friends and family, let them know they're great.

What can we do about this? Well, we can make sure this terrible plebiscite gets up. With such overwhelming numbers, it can't possibly be ignored. So what's important is for everyone who can enroll to vote, to do so. And for those who have enrolled to ensure their details are up to date. So please do so below. It'll take you less than 5 minutes and will mean you can contribute to making life better for so many people.

http://www.aec.gov.au/
Oh, and vote yes obviously.
Thank you for your attention.

Don't forget to hit that mf share button people

>0 shares

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Love it how straffo doesn't realise that andy is literally responsible for the last 50 years of rock music despite being a self-confessed music tragic

am not in favour of bum marriage

>>77784043
also not in favour but not for religious grounds (I am religious)

>>77783448
brown cricket is the future mate

>Soshit

>Shitty Poowan

>>77784181
don't need chantel in your life zachy mate

it's happening lads

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>tfw straff get

>>77779868
kek mate flight facilities fucking suck

/cric/ only approves of Australian lo fi

my ban literally just expired and i'm already straffposting and shitposting again despite spending the last 72 hours telling myself i wouldn't it's like an addiction :(

>>77784358
>not being unbannable

business idea: $8 pints

would date a 5.5/10 if she liked pavement

>>77784447
$6 furphy pints at the pub across the road from me

KEK

the ABSOLUTE state of Pissrat lads

he can't even perform at the format he's meant to be good at lads

he's LITERALLY finished and there's NOTHING that can be done to fix him

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>77784482
pay 12 for fucking tooheys at the local

think it's a bit disingenuous of phife dawg to rap about his trinidad heritage but not name drop a single trinidadian cricketer

/Dananjaya/

tell me about Mahamarakkala Kurukulasooriya Patabendige Akila Dananjaya Perera

elite?

>>77784686
6 wickets say yes

reading cricinfo i thought this guy was an off spinner of what's going on?

>>77784801
not picking the googly basically

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Still has a lot to offer as a middle order batsman

Turns out he bowls off spin and leg spin

honestly cricket should just be t20 and the ashes

you cunts will all go waaa waaa but you all know it's true

>>77785004
t.brainlet

What the fuck is going on lads?????

>>77785110
murali 2.0 turned up

>>77785154
is this one a chucker too?

wicket this over

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>is this one a chucker too?

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>bend=straightening

>>77785872
at the time of release yes

>>77785912
are you saying its impossible bowl without straightening a bent arm? not sure I agree, murali used his wrist a lot

>>77786082
no I'm not
yes as a spinner I imagine his wrist came into it

don't know what you're saying 2bh

remember when daniel got so mad that someone argued against his year 10 understanding of economics and philosophy and doxxed them despite earlier promising that he would never dox anyone no matter the situation?

when's the fucking wicket coming I want to go to bed

YAWN YAWN

Lads, let's just go to bed. Who's with me?

> hits the stumps, but the bails don't come off

>>77786735
that makes me so angry

Anyone watching the TMS 60th anniversary knockabout match?

Blowers on fine form on commentary.

>>77786802
nah I'm going to bed mate

Notts walk this

>>77786802
Been a great watch. Live cricket on free TV and the sun's out. Best day of summer for me.

love the janny

doesn't even read the thread, just puts it on autosage

wish I were a janny and I could delete every thread on a sport that I didn't like

Remember when the jannies ruined /sp/ a few years back when they banned every single person who posted a slightly off-topic post for about a year?

I miss the days when only outright gore or porn got deleted from /sp/

still remember the pre-generals, pre-flags /sp/

was ten times better

can't sleep :(