/heem/

This thread is Reddit as fuck

Imagine being a chinlet kek

This threas is 4chan as fuck

first for jones debuts against fedor in moscow

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>>77769253

I discovered I was a chinlet the other day. Got hit on the back of the head with the ball while playing pitch invasion and it put me on queer street for the rest of the game my guy.

Still coming to terms with it.

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They after me cause I'm the package man

>>77769308
Man you must be a chinlet to get heem'd by a ball

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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Reem bless lads

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>>77769378
The REEM is MMA Kino

>>77769373
Easy, Barzola

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At first I was like

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>>77769378
>lmao four japs

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natty GOAT Bless all you nerds

Best off: "Mayweather vs. McGregor four city press tour" live in 35 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z55MRVn5wP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z55MRVn5wP0
Relive the magic!

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>>77769378
The Reem Life

Anyone else getting the end of summer blues?

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Was /Reem/ adored by the japs more than Cro cop?

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>>77769442
But then I

>>77769464
No. And fuck off this is off-topic.

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guys jon jones in innocent read this


http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/jon-jones-bothered-daniel-cormier-steroid-accusations-ufc-214


>An incredulous Jones added, “C’mon now. C’mon now. You mean to tell me I’m (expletive) smart enough to outsmart (expletive) USADA and (expletive) the Nevada athletic commission for 10 years? I’m a mastermind steroid user that beat all these guys for 10 years? He knows in his heart I didn’t do steroids. This whole thing has become an attack on Jon Jones’ character.

And to be honest does this look like someone who would take steroids?

>He's casual enough to think that someone who isn't Fedor is GOAT
Imagine that

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The fighting pride of Australia.

>>77769496
>literally getting her panties in a twist
calm down sister we're all friends here

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>>77769541
Feyodor needs his goodluck sweater

>>77769459
is this a best of compilation

>>77769541
>He lives in a country that doesn't air mma matches outside of what their dictator allows

Must be sad

>>77769541
>>77769541
>Crash cans in Russia
>Buy into your own hype
>Come to America
>Get heemed by Big Foot
>Subbed by Werdum
>Heemed by a MW
>Go back to crashing cans in Russia
>Come back to America
>Lose to a former football player

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Is this a legal move in boxing?

>>77769308
just sounds like you was dying for a bit if you got bopped on the back of your head and went like that, no worry

>>77769541
Fedor lost too many times to shit fighters to be the GOAT, nice troll tho

>>77769464
No, fall is comfy as fuck. But fuck winter. Winter coming closer is the only thing I don't like about fall. If we had a regular winter that didn't last 5-6 months, I probably wouldn't hate it as much.

>>77769667
Who should he have fought?

>>77769681
werdum, dan henderson, big foot silva

>>77769541
His only good win is Big Nog. That's it. That's literally it. He beat Cro Cop when he was already Cro Can.

>>77769617
What are you even talking about goof.
I'm about to watch MayMac on free live television AS WELL AS all number ufc events and some fight night. That's right, free channel live stream.
Don't forget to pay 100$ to see a fight or whatever lmao.

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>>77769639
no but this is

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>>77769636
>Go back to crushing cans in Russia

>>77769541
Fedor is the best of the 00's, but not the GOAT.

>>77769723
Oh yeah forgot about this too, got beat up by Mababo

>>77769733
He's the GOAT HW. GSP is the GOAT based on strength of schedule. Anderson fought too many weak opponents in his run.

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<-- Tappy

>>77769781
More like, heart of a gopher

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> GSP is the GOAT based on strength of schedule

Lmao fighting a featherweight twice.

>>77769770
>He's the GOAT HW
lol this meme is dead

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Bros i just found a prop bet that just bieber would carry floyds belts and it's at no -180, this is literally free money since JB and floyd had a falling out...what happened to /bet/?

>>77769770
How can you be the GOAT HW when you have losses to UFC caliber talent?

The Fedor meme is so lame. He's Khabib-tier in terms of crashing cans.

>>77769696
Sylvia, Arlovski, Mark Hunt, Mark Coleman, Cro Cop, Kevin Randleman. They were some of the better heavyweights of the 00's, anon.

>>77769797
Skip ahead to the part where you dump your scat folder.

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>>77769797
>Tyron beat this guy

lmao

>>77769841
What happened to filtering Woodley posts? :^)

>>77769464
Why, cause you have to go back to school?

>>77769696
fuck you la

>>77769818
The UFC HW division was garbage when Fedor was reigning in Japan. How new are you?

>>77769824
Say it with me: Can Crusher.

>>77769849
This is the scat spammer.

>>77769871
If that makes you feel better Jamal

>>77769871
So what if I am? Lol what are you gonna do little boy?

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>>77769849
Rory.

>>77769797
even if you dont want to admit condit and diaz are good or that he can easily be said to have won hendricks fight thats still a solid record

even i'm cynical with it but i have no problem with admitting bj, serra and koscheck were OK wins at least. no worse than jon vs chael or silva vs bonnar or some shite. fedor vs some literal who...

gsp is easily the goat. unless he tests positive for some shit

If you are a fan of Young Boys does that make you a paedophile?

>>77769881
nice try shitter

>>77769862
Yeah but then he went to Strikeforce and got blown out hardcore by guys who were UFC caliber. Then he refused to sign for UFC.

>I rank Fedor
This is stuff that a casual says to appear knowledgeable about MMA when they really aren't.

>>77769541
>>77769605
>>77769636
>>77769667
>>77769696
>>77769733
>won 26 times in a row at heavy weight
>beat 4 ufc champs
>natty

yeah he's the GOAT

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>This is stuff that a casual says to appear knowledgeable about MMA when they really aren't.

>77769892
>racist woodleyposter admits to being the scatspammer
wheww, how sad

>>77769862
wrong as hell dude. randy, barnett, lesnar, mir hell even sylvia was a great fighter at the time

>>77769897
If Frankie can beat Hollow and secure a few defences I'd say he's undoubtedly GOAT

>>77769924
>natty
>only fought on small islands

>>77769895
You alright?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77760643/#q77761692

>>77769924
nice meme lol

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>>77769934
go train tyrone, nobody likes you here

>>77769924
>Crashed 26 cans in a row
Wow impressive beating up taxi drivers and farmers in Russia my guy.

>>77769939
nah. he beat bj penn 10 times, beats weak gatekeepers and had a rivalry with a TUF reject.

he's honestly like a shit DC. at least DC only lost to a roided beast twice. frankie got smacked around by a chinlet hue twice

>>77769934
Congratulations everyone already knew he posted shit when he was spamming Tyrone.

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All revved up

>>77769984
>he beat bj penn 10 times, beats weak gatekeepers and had a rivalry with a TUF reject.
This sounds just like GSP

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>>77769985

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Muhfuckas can't recognise greatness. because they racist.

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>>77769999

>>77769558
>Providing reading material for me while eating her out

What a thoughtful girl

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I just realized Jones cant be on steroids. He trained with Overeem who got big on horsemeat. Overeem would have just helped him out if he needed to get bigger

>>77770008
except GSP also beat top form guys at their peak. what I covered is literally frankie's whole record.

I've decided that /heem/ likes Kevin Lee but we still wouldn't mind see Al heem him. He is officially /ourguy/ until Al stops selling houses and starts fighting again.

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Anyone up for rewatching some main cards or fights?

Too much wait for the next ufc card

>>77770054
>also beat top form guys at their peak
For sure Dan Hardy and Thiago Alves are beasts my guy.

FYI: He lost to Johny Hendricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaXubTulRQ

FRESH MACBEDDED

>>77770045
You're thinking of Jessamyn Duke.

>>77770054
Frankie never tapped to strikes from Fatt Serra

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaXubTulRQ

>>77770076
2,3,5 GSP. Zane and Connor have repeatedly confirmed this

>>77770011
>eurofags don't know who this is

Cain Velasquez is the HW GOAT

>always thought DC was a cuck trying to cope by accusing jon of cheating

>now his comment about jon being clean for his first fights and OSP is running through my mind as prophetic

maybe manlets can teach us something about becoming uncucked

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>>77770077

>those 7s

THE PRESSER IS HABBENING

EMBEDDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgaXubTulRQ

What if OSP beat Jon Jones? What would that timeline have been like?

>>77770072
sure you got a stream?

>>77770178
GSP would've usurped Fedor as the GOAT

Jon knew after getting USADA'D in his OSP fight he needed to roid again

Jon knew after getting USADA'D in his OSP fight he needed to roid again

Conor couldn't outbox Nate but for sure he is going to exploit how boxing isn't real against Floyd

Jon knew after getting USADA'D in his OSP fight he needed to roid again

>>77769936
Randy and Mir are arguable, but Randy didn't fight at HW during Fedor's prime anyway.

>lesnar
didn't fight in the UFC until 2008.
>barnett
Didn't fight in the UFC between 2002 and 2013.
>hell even sylvia
You know he beat Sylvia, right?

None of this matters because Pride had the better HW division. Fedor was the only HW champion that mattered.

>>77770077
why the FUCK doesn't conor have some heavyweights in his squad

>>77770238
too much of an narcissist to walk around with anyone bigger than him

>>77770227
Boxing is a set of beliefs my man

Imagine people thinking that a juicehead who barely beat the weakest division in the UFC is the GOAT

>>77770103
>GSP didn't beat Serra
uhm sweetie you're wrong again

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>>77770238
Cause then he can't be the tallest man in the entourage

>>77770264
>Imagine people thinking that a juicehead who barely beat the weakest division in the UFC is the GOAT

That's no way to talk about Stipe; no one thinks he is hte goat

Major get coming boys

>>77770272
when will they learn

>>77770271
Where did I say GSP didn't beat Serra? I referred that he "tapped to strikes" against a man he should never have lost to. We had this conversation before, don't call me sweetie again you massive fucking furfag

>>77770321
>GSP tapped to strikes
>GSP never beat Serra
lol why do you keep saying this sweetheart?

>>77770289
Wouldn't it be funny if we all tried to get it in the name of Conor lol

>>77770125
This.

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>>77770381
>haha
>imagine if we spammed conor to get the get
>haha

Things that disqualify you from GOAT discussion:

+Popping to roids
+Tapping to strikes
+Crashing cans for 10 years


No actual GOATs exist in MMA so by default that makes Artem the MMA GOAT cause he fights anyone anywhere

>>77770341
Nice reading comprehension there, where did I say GSP never beat Serra? Go prep the neighbor's poodle you WEIRDO

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>>77770381
it would be funny if this was it

>>77770405
>shitposting
No thanks, I'm above that.

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77777777 get

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Who is your favorite non roided champion

>>77770404
GSP avenged his loss dominantly.

He is the GOAT.

>>77770238
skill over size yeh
conor's posse would HEEM floyd's

>>77770404
Mighty Mouse is unironically the GOAT

>>77770420
What is your malfunction, did I hit a nerve?

>>77770432
>beg for for USADA
>leave when USADA arrives
>leave on the sketchiest "win" ever

There's a Floyd/Goobs presser in 15 mins

Probably half an hour late with Goobs timing though

@36:18
It's epic

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I'm so thankful Schaub has a prominent role for this fight.

>>77770465
Why do you keep trying to bully?

GSP is forever the GOAT and there is nothing you can do that will change that, pumpkin. =)

>>77770467
>leave when USADA arrives
He left because he spent more time in the octagon than any other fighter and his body needed to recover. He's coming back in 3 months to compete under USADA.
>leave on the sketchiest "win" ever
Dave Meltzer scored the fight for GSP, that's all that matters.

convince me not to fly out to vegas and put 10gs on mayweather

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>Is this guy going to mess this up again by doing steroids or snorting cocaine or sand blasting prostitutes. What's this guy going to do to mess this up this time.

@36:18
https://youtu.be/5vtKUAPLlho
It's epic

>>77770432
>Tapped to strikes from a guy the same size as Chad Mendes
>Ran from USADA
>Roid gut
>Koscheck x2
>Hughes x3
>BJ Penn (a featherweight) x2
>Dan Hardy
>Thiago Alves
>Lost to Johny

Come on m8

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>>77770490
>lost to Serra in his prime

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>>77770463
>Beating Joseph Benavidez makes you the GOAT
>Draw with Uncle Creepy and lose to Dominick Snooze

>>77770467
>>leave when USADA arrives
He left a year and a half before USADA arrived you fucking newfag.

>>77770490
GSP is a washed up roider that is inevitably going to get BTFO by UFC's weakest champion

>>77770482
you had one job

>>77770518
His prime was after that loss, actually.

but, yeah, good one. lol you're adorable sometimes.

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>>77770525
that will literally never happen though

>>77770493
>meltzer

He loses all credibility if he did so

http://mmadecisions.com/decision/4707/Georges-St-Pierre-vs-Johny-Hendricks

>>77770531
>His prime was after that loss, actually
You mean the loss that literally molded him into a boring lay n pray fighter?

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Why does HW have the most likeable fighters?

GOOBS PRESSER IS LIVE, SCHAUB IS THERE

No Paulie

>>77770517
>Tapped to strikes from a guy the same size as Chad Mendes
Then destroyed him in the rematch
>Ran from USADA
But he's fighting in November
>Roid gut
Not an argument
>Koscheck x2
Koscheck was the clear #1 contender, has win over Rumble Johnson
>Hughes x3
Unironically a top 10 GOAT and in his prime was unstoppable
>BJ Penn (a featherweight) x2
Prime BJ. His previous few fights does not define his career
>Dan Hardy
>Thiago Alves
#1 contender at the time
>Lost to Johny
Won against Johny

Why didn't you mention him dominating Nick Diaz and Carlos Condit?

>>77770528
I was excited as heck my man check it
>>77770510
It's awesome

Reminder that Dana was so pissed by the judges giving GSP the "win" he threw him under the bus at the presser and told him to just retire. One of his biggest draws, that's how much of a robbery it was.

>>77770562
LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7a-P3S70w0

LIVE PRESSER

>>77770559
>molded him into the undisputed unquestioned greatest of all time

I can't argue with that.

>>77770584
GSP was retiring anyway, Dana knew that

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Why is this guy the goat again? Everyone on Facebook is shitting on him hardcore now, rightfully so. Jones will always be a crackhead in my eyes.

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what is Urijah going to do after DWTNCS is over?

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>>77770600
>Everyone on Facebook

>Tapping to strikes

>>77770493
wait he says he clearly thought Hendricks won

why did you lie to me?

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/402209982059274240

>>77770523
With the way USADA has been behaving he was better off not coming back

They'll be looking for a big envelope to let him fight

>>77770605
Is that Bisping's daughter?

>>77770562
>Schaub

Alright, time for a nap.

>>77770556
GSP was so dominant for so long that everyone forgot what a competitive fight looks like. GSP won round 1 by a hair.

Kek Schaub back to saying his usual stuff
I swear you have to mute this guy

>>77770592
You mean greatest in poor division? Look how things went when he fought Condit and Hendricks (fight everyone says he lost)

>>77770616
He clearly says that under the scoring criteria GSP won on points and he scored it for GSP.

>>77770523
When usada was announced and when they started testing are two different things. you would remember that if you were around

>>77770421

>7,356 posts early

Conor haters are literally retarded and here's the proof.

ANGLES MY GUY

ALL THE TIEM

>>77770629
>poor division
>condit example
>t. 201er

sweetie you need to lurk moar

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>>77770600
You still lost Daniel

It's angles, Mauro

Schaub is retarded

>conor is not a tradtional boxer THATS WHY HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE

>>77770647
t. literal 205er

I took my first kickboxing class yesterday but it was literally only women besides me. Wtf /heem/? I just wanted to be like the GOAT Overeem. Now I'm stuck with it for two more fucking weeks.

>le angles meme
Jesus fucking Christ. It hasn't even been 5 minutes yet.

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Holly

>people are too stupid to realize Schaub needs to make it seem like Conor has a chance and that's why he's being paid to be there

>>77770645
>When usada was announced
They announced the partnership with USADA like a month before testing started. How new are you?

>>77770679

Well he's doing a shit job of it.

>>77770679
Obviously everyone knows that. It doesn't make what he's saying any less retarded though.

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>>77770678

Angles meme starting to infect the boxing guys now, all according to keikaku

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>>77770664
But the angles my man the angles my man the angles

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Who should they pit Aspen Ladd against next in the UFC?

>>77770674
A casual just brought it up and I'm not even sure how to debate it.
It's like "MMA fighters fight differently from Boxers and have different punches"

And the thing is, that's true. I think there could be some punches that Conor lands that Mayweather might not expect. What should I say lads? Plz help

Chael is pathetic.

>listens to David Bowie once
>makes a tripcode on an anime website

This guy is insufferable, where did he come from? Will he leave once Conor loses?

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>>77770696

>>77770703
Fast forward to your mental breakdown just like yesterday you colossal disappointment.

>>77770156
how did they fit this much IQ into such a small space?

>>77770664
A clueless poker player has a better chance at winning against an expert than someone who's moderately competent does.

>>77770655
What did you mean by this, Martin Kamp was only gut to beat him long ago, he was due for shot but GSP was injured way too long

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>>77770722

>>77770719
really I thought he was an anime geek

>>77770731
dana white is an absolute SAVAGE at the blackjack table my man

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For sure the sweet science is about to become an art classroom my man

>>77770731
Only if the other poker player has no idea whether he's facing someone competent or not. Mayweather isn't going to leave himself in position to get hit by something """""""""""unorthodox"""""""""" anyway.

>>77770746

GSP beat the living fuck out of Carlos to an easy decision.

ANGLES

LOOK INTO IT

ANGLES

>>77770777
>taking the fun out of gets
you are the problem

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>>77770777

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>>77770777
Well shit.

>>77770777

what a waste my guy

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>>77770777

>>77770629
> Look how things went when he fought Condit and Hendricks
Georges St-Pierre (c) def. Carlos Condit (ic) Decision (unanimous) (49–46, 50–45, 50–45)

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

no one is mentioning conor's intensity / ferocity.

this angle meme..

LADS PLEASE HELP ME DEBATE TEH ANGLES MEME WITH CASUALS

How do I shut it down properly to the point they won't bring it up? PLEASE. MMA striking and Boxing striking IS different at the end of the day

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For sure when the jab lands the crowd noise will affect Floyd and 100% that jab will land

usada and the nevada state athletic comision are corrupt. who controls them btw? thats right, nobody.

>they are good guys they would never be corrupted

supporting a family man over a party freak fits better into the agenda of the elite. those who decide what u think, what you want, and what you strive for in life.

>nah man im free

>>77770777
Bit shit

>>77770822
leave the poor 201er racebaiter alone, he's just begging for (You)s

>>77770784
Must have been before the headkick that nearly killed GSP, easy decision was that the lay n pray he's famous for?
>>77770822
Hendricks beat GSP

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>>77770777
Not bad

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>>77770828

HEAD MOVMENT
CONOR HEAD MEWVMENT
USE THE ANGLES CONOR
HEAD MOVEMENT
GOOD GOOD

>>77769483
Hairline receding, gyno, overly vascular. How much more obvious can you get?

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>>77770864

>>77770861
That headkick was the highlight of Carlos' career and you'd know this if you weren't such a seething casual.

>Hendricks beat GSP

Check the record, qtpie.

Mauro is so much more rational here

I genuinely feel bad for the obese woodleyspammer he's here as much as calendarni***r

Reminder: >>77769797

>>77770861
>Hendricks beat GSP

Check the record bud.

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>use a script to get a get
>reply to yourself non-stop

>>77770889
>highlight of his career
>He didn't watch the Hardy fight
Shame on you

Schaub's tie looks like a decent slice of pizza

Look how empty that press conference is

PPV IS DEAD

schaub btfo

based mauro

>>77770863
No joke I just wanted to see what it was.

Mauro memeing

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>Floyd is gonna ditch the Philly Shell

Dammit Shob has some serious CTE, why is this guy up there? Even Mauro can't stop laughing at him.

>>77770586
>Alternative facts
I love Mauro

>>77770929
Dan Hardy wasn't the WW champ or the greatest fighter to ever walk on the planet.

>Conor beat Chad Mendes on 2 days notice

Well done Schaub.

>schaub goes bankrupt betting his savings on mcgregor

are you guys going to start a patreon for him?

schaub getting BTFO

this mauro twirp is in for a shock

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Why is a guy who got KO'd 4 times talking about defensive boxing?

imagine making fun of brendan schaub in an attempt to fit in on /heem/. just imagine that for a second. GROW UP.

>>77770825
Lads. come on

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>>77771018
I make fun of Shwab for my own satisfaction tbqhwyf.

>>77771016
the rothewell one was too much to watch

>>77771016
Schaub says a lot of dumb shit, but he's not a terrible fighter. I know it's funny in hindsight but Schaub was actually a knock out artist in the UFC.

Shaub is really unprofessional.. rambling and interupting, including how smart he is etc.

Shameful

>>77771054
>Schaub was actually a knock out artist in the UFC.

He went to a decision with Arlovski, the man with no chin.

funny how this fat toad acts like he knows something a trained fighter doesn't lol

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>>77771054
>Schaub was actually a knock out artist in the UFC
For sure

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503518290675.webm


me when i see Jon Jones

>>77770964
>Greatest fighter to ever walk the planet
Greatest fighters don't tap to strikes, DC is far better and we'll rounded than GSP, cormier has better resume too

>if I style my facial hair like this, people won't notice my neck fat!

>>77770791
>>77770793
where do you guys get your angles

I hope they are not coming from that braindamaged wannabe comedian Brandon that was retired by Rogan

>>77771101
you're simply wrong and I'm done listening to your failed attempts lol

>>77771095
no one cares

>>77771129
you do sweaty x

>>77771081
>>77771088
7/10 wins by knockout. Not too bad. I don't give a fuck about Slob having a baby chin because that's not the point I'm making. Schawub not able to take a hit is a known fact

>>77771124
Better luck next time, don't worry I'll be anticipating those tears once Bisping flushes that turd

>>77771095
>pretend you have tourette's syndrome
>scream racial slurs
>apologize and explain while still saying them
genius

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For sure that open workout was a troll

For sure that sparring footage with Chris Van Heerden was FAKE my guy it was at my home advantage my man! Get real bee!

>>77771109
>if Schaub didn't suck up to Rogan so much he'd just be a has-been stocking shelves at a grocery store
What a leech

>>77771145
>literally the worst poster here

enjoy your life littledock

>>77771176
wtffffff

I've hated every single one of these stupid af press conferences yet I'm still watching it

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>>77771088

>>77771176
>maia isn't retiring
he should he is the only brazilian to not fail a drug test

>>77771190
do we know if this one will be an actual presser conference?

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>>77770777

>>77771176
Colby could win that

>>77771154
he probably scored that showtime job by Rogan too

Rogan couldnt do it and recommended his lackey

How come Skeb is the only one talking all the time? Shut your CTE ass up.

Why is no one there?

>>77771176
The worlds most boring fight

Colby wins

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>>77771220

>>77771168

actually that was Moral Springs, you can tell he was LARPing as Dockie though
-The investigator

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>>77771176
Are h8rs ready for the ascension of a superstar?

>>77771222
It's 1 PM on Wednesday.

>>77771227
Wrong.

>>77771192
Leave me alone you gay loser.

>>77771222
people who can afford tickets have jobs

>>77771249
Leave Schaub along you failure.

>>77771246

I'm never wrong.

>>77771207
Yeah it is suppose to be but it will just be a scripted scuffle to hype the youtube fans

>>77771176
What's Colbys game plan here?
Keep it standing and strike? His striking is way better than Maias

>>77771168
How have I hinted or proven to be that dockworker? You have not even denied being a degenerate furry, sad life!

>>77771261
You were that time.

why is mauro dressed like that? was he a last second replacement for someone?

>>77771259
I'm posting about MMA and you get triggered all the time. Leave me alone you little bitch.

>>77771276
You're the triggered one using swear words haha

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>heem is 90% shitposts and rehashing of old arguments non-stop and it wont stop for the next 3 weeks

It's awesome to be proven right over and over day after day.

I love you guys. Have a good one. ;^)

one ladd for all

Conor's timing is elite, look how late he is

>Big Country KOs some can.webm
>Little bitch responds every single time without fail

>>77771192
I don't get how eating cheetos is an insult

>>77771289
i'm familiar with this feeling. i have never been wrong in my life on any topic.

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>you now remember the bones nut chuggers defending the 197 performance

>>77770825
You don't, its a legit point. Floyd will be confused.

>>77771274
gottta save his good suits for friday and saturday

>>77771305
>50-44

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>More low-key

>>77771327
Kewin Lee > Tony Ferguson
It's really that simple.

McGregor in the back memorizing all his lines.

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Prime Machida was one of the best fighters to enter the octagon.

>head movement

I memed it into existence

I really wanna see colby covington get a title shot and then get shadowrealmed by twood

wat

>You can't train for loopy shots

Maybe if you did in your career you wouldn't have been KO'd senseless by a fat man like Roy Nelson

>>77771386
By the time Colby gets to a title shot, Masvidal will be champion.

angles my guy

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>>77771386
Keep praying h8r

>>77771399
It was only Schaub's 4th pro fight.

>>77771361
>memorizing all his lines.

snorting the lines maybe

Boxers are trained to watch hands. KO happen due to not seeing a Punch coming. Look at Nate Diaz he is a good boxer he knows when to see things coming, that's why Conor couldn't knock him out. Floyd isn't going to get knocked out