/heem/

DC woulda ducked that kick if it wasn't for roids for sure 100%

>>77763203
How many years do you think that kick and BRUTAL heem took off of DC's life?

>you now remember that after fight speech jones gave about dc being a good man and father

What a fucking scumbag jj is

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>Is this guy going to mess this up again by doing steroids or snorting cocaine or sand blasting prostitutes. What's this guy going to do to mess this up this time.

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>at a bar
>bump into a big guy
>he spills his drink all over his shirt
>gets mad
>raises his fists
>asks me how much i weigh
>i tell him 170
>he responds "damn, i'm 205, guess i can't beat you up"
>asks me if i want to meet at 190 for a catchweight fight
>i say no
>spill my drink over him too and walk away laughing

nothing wrong with losing to a guy on steroids

Dc is the real goat he wouldve won if jones didnt cheat. Apologize now

>>77763189
I would highly recommend a book called The Disappearing Spoon. It's about the history of the periodic table and how various elements were discovered.

It's pretty hilarious and goes off about people locking their kids in pressure chambers or dyeing themselves blue by consuming water ionized with silver.

Great read.

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>>77763216
>you don't lose all of your money.

Its not about losing what you got paid its about losing future earnings by being banned from fighting

>also to people at the top of a competitive sport money isn't the issue,

Then why dont they fight for free?

>it's being the best (which is why mcgregor avoids tough fights, he wants the money more).

Yeah I can respect that, its prize fighting not legacymemeing for WWE autists who think the undertakers record is meaningful because someone wrote it and made it happen

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>>77763180
>Cropping out the feet

>>77763245
Sorry.

>>77763251
does it include the story of the guy who first noticed a "harmonic" pattern between the elements, and people made fun of him asked him if the periodic table would play him a song?

>>77763203
Dumb argument.
We don't know what would happen without roids. Maybe Jon would be off guard a little and DC would delete his chin. Maybe off roids Jon is a straight laughable goof who stands no chance against DC. Dunno.

>>77763259
Yea I'm pretty sure it does. It talks about it at length and how they tried to design it around a screw and stuff.

>>77763263
They were both on roids. Jon just got caught.

>>77763265
What a shitty luck for Jones to always get caught huh? Damn.

>>77763265
this is the reddit hypothesis from the reddit ambassador sent by reddit to promote the reddit decree

How do roids help him? DC looked the bigger guy.

>>77763251
excellent. always wanted to read more about that.

JBJ is a hack.

>>77763277
Brock Lesnar got to keep his entire 2.5 million dollar purse you think the UFC or USADA is gonna do anything differently? He might get a $2000 fine at most.

>>77763277
CHRISTKIKES BTFO

>>77763276
They didn't, he was set up

>>77763277
seriously mark hunt should juice his fucking brains out, win a fight, retire for 2 years, come back and do the same. prove his fucking point.

I tainted Jons sample.

AMA

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I'm a changed man
I'll be 200% changed the next time they let me back too dw

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Friday Bellator and Glory Kickboxing

>>77763294
how micro is your penis?

>>77763283
Mark Hunt is a devout Christian by the way.

>>77763278
Don't hold me to it, it may not include that particular anecdote.
But it does talk about the race to create the periodic table and different people involved. Not to mention and all the universities making up elements to measure their dicks and all that.

jones vs lesnar

let them take whatever roids they want.

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>>77763295

Will Donald Trump be president next time Jon fights?

>>77763305
That's the one.

I ended up buying a copy I enjoyed it so much.

Jon won the fight, DC won the decision, USADA won the contest.

>>77763276
Speed, strength, endurance. Steroids are not just for size. The Tour de France is full of steroids do they look like bodybuilders to you?

>>77763325
I dunno I dont watch bike riding

My question is why arent cheaters in jail? They literally broke the law. If you're caught with possession of cocaine you could get up to 2 years in jail, but if it's found in your system, nothing?

>>77763257
This is quite nice. How tall is she?

IS there anyway I can get a refund for 214? I didn't buy it to watch a cheater

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I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

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>>77763325
Their legs fucking do

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Dana still believes JJ is till the best ever in MMA, and he could come back to UFC after suspension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8B6-3K9baE

>>77763333

>They literally broke the law

They literally didn't, there is no law against having cocaine or anything in your system

>>77763335
A couple inches more than most of heem.

>>77763333
Its never too late with our hypocrite JJ

>God “will repay each person according to what they have done.”
>Romans 2:6

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how did mark hunt get into the UFC and kept getting fights, with so many losses in a row?

>>77763341
>Dana still hypes up the last fighter who is a a draw in MMA

wtf i really made me think i swear to god i was like thinking n shit breh

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>>77763277

I want to see Mark Hunt get killed again

I absolutely can't stand stupid people

>>77763354
UFC bought his contract when they bought PRIDE

>>77763354
cause he is a famous kickboxer who was losing by submission and just needed to learn TD/Sub defence to be competitive again

also even if he lost he was still a famous fighter, which 99% of fighters arent

>>77763276
Steroids speed up recovery time which allows you to train more. It's the reason guys like Bonds and Clemens are so insanely butt-blasted about being called cheaters, they juice to increase their training and get really offended at the idea that they're taking shortcuts

>>77763361
he isn't though

>>77763354
When UFC bought Pride, it included his Pride contract. Apparently his contract didn't allow the UFC to just cut him the way they could other fighters, so they had to give him fights.

At the time, Dana claimed he tried to offer Hunt a buyout and Hunt turned it down.

>>77763361
Why? It's not their fault they're stupid. Also, he's taken a tremendous amount of brain trauma so that's a bit fucked up to say.

>>77763276
steroids literally help with everything. Look at the osp fight

Look at other roidusers who stopped, vitor for example. Steroids literally make you better at fighting

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>m-muh genetics
>m-muh bloodline
>m-muh belt

>>77763410
For the Lord loves the just
and will not forsake his faithful ones.
Wrongdoers will be completely destroyed;
the offspring of the wicked will perish.
Psalm 37:28

Was it the UFC's choice to bring in USADA? I mean I don't want cheaters but how does it make sense from their POV? It just makes everything worse.

https://youtu.be/KRvW3UIEOJ4 skip to 1:00
you lot actually rate this guy
he doesnt know what he is talking about

>>77763341
You can tell Dana has long given up on Jon. He's like ''Oh he failed a drug test? Well it is what it is, we move on.''

I mean props to Dana, no point in paying attention to JBJ at all. As an old and very accurate Latin saying states "The wolf changes the skin not its habits.''

We should all take note and just let him succumb into irrelevance, a complete and total could-have-been-had-he-not.

>>77763418
yes
i dont think they predicted it would cause nearly as many issues as it has

>>77763418
They want to make the sport "classy" and the *tips fedora* audience.

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>>77763418
Because they want to be classified as a sport, and sports have rules and drug testing

>>77763426
I can't imagine what they thought would happen.

>>77763418
They wanted to get ahead of the PR issues that had started cropping up, such as Vitor being allowed to fight after testing hot, so they wouldn't affect the sale price.

>>77763439
they're pretty fucking stupid, or, the Fertitas knew they were about to cash out and didn't care

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what happened???

>Gave a poor man brain damage for literally nothing
Rematch 2025

>>77763435
No other sport has as much legit drug testing as ufc, it was moronic of them to do it this seriously and there's no going back now

usada fucking ruined everything

>>77763453
JDS popped too

Besides GSP and conor, who is the biggest draw they have left?

I can't see anyone doing over 500k buys, they might be in legit trouble now.

>>77763464
They don't have any.

>>77763464
cody

he has the look

>>77763464
Rousey/Correia 2 will happen next year.

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>>77763464

>Jones is done forever
>Conor is done forever
>GSP is getting smoked by King Bing of Bong
>Ronda is history
>Bork is WWE
>anderson is shit now

Is this the most fucked UFC have ever been?

>>77763477
>neck tattoo being a draw

Manlets don't sell, never forget that.

>>77763477
He does, but I don't think he has the charisma to make up for his manletness.

>>77763464
Diaz bros.

>>77763464
If Khalabeeb "Team Tiramisu" Nurmagomedov can actually make weight and Gooby actually fights in a title defense in Russia, it could easily break 1m views.
Khabib's not making weight anytime soon, and McGregor's probably done with MMA after the Mayweather fight, so the UFC is basically fucked.

>>77763477
I'd agree if he didn't immediately get injured and spend the entire year on ice after beating Cruz. Not reliable.

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>>77763456
That's because it's literal 1 v 1 combat and someone on the juice has a massive advantage over someone pissing clean
Eg, ufc 214

>>77763488
>manlets dont sell

what the fuck is mcgregor vs mayweather you bulgarian fuck

Jones vs OSP is what jones looks like without roids

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>>77763507
What is literally every demetrious Johnson fight
What is the flyweight division

>>77763477
When will you people finally learn that nobody wants to watch manlets fight?

Oh wait, that's right, manlets never learn.

remember when jon said he was doing 4 workouts a day? That probably should have given it away

>>77763456
that's because drugs in mma = death

dc has probably lost 10 IQ points in his last fight

>>77763425
I think it's more Dana did a lot for him, and he's upset that Jon ruined his own potential.

>>77763521

or when he was suddenly deadlifting 8pl8s or whatever

>JBJ

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I would like to see DC reject the belt if they try to hand it to him again. He will never not be paper champ in that division now.

I wish he'd just not worry about Cain and go and smash HW.

I love when stuff like this happens and it distracts me from my own life.

>>77763203
Maybe Jones would've been too tired to throw it that fast, it's not as dumb as you think it is. But that's because you're dumb. He's gassed in the past.

>>77763425
>a complete and total could-have-been-had-he-not
He was a could-have-been when he was suspended for the hit & run and cocaine. Without steroids he very well could've never broken into the top five, and inevitably getting suspended like this was his best option anyway.

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>>77763521
The fact literally every opponent jon has faced has commented on how strong he is, plus the fact he's been "addicted to working out" makes this all the more memier

>>77763519
DJ doesn't give a shit about the belt so none of his fans do.
He doesn't want to promote himself.
For a long time DJ wouldn't even say he was p4p (free PR for casuals)

He can't really complain.

>>77763521
>>77763532
why that specifically? he did powerlifting training for a while

what gave it away is the cialis shit

>>77763502
Because people died in Pride left right and centre, don't be daft mate

>>77763523
Probably took a good 5 years off his life too.
CTE's a bitch.

>>77763557
His numbers and body mass increased dramatically in such a short period of time.

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>>77763542
Is Cain even still fighting? It's not like his old ass broken body can fight for the belt anymore anyway, dc might even be able to beat stipe if he doesn't get horrifically heemed first

>>77763558
They did. Yakuza took care of the bodies.

>>77763446
This. They had a fucking nightmare on their hands with all the TRT exemptions and fighters claiming they were referred to clinics by "UFC doctors"

Also, friendly reminder that Jones failed a standard in-competition test and would have gotten busted even without USADA

>>77763456
Stfu pls, druggies need a lifetime ban

>>77763558
That's because they were ALL juiced up to the gills, thereby making it an even playing field.

>>77763558
Pride was fixed bud

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>>77763574
Looks pretty real to me, dude

>>77763564
i did powerlifting for a tiny bit too and it's great, you do get huge gains, especially if you're nowhere near 'peak natty' mode, and jones in the earlier years was pretty scrawny looking so it checks out. what doesn't check out is his legs

>>77763572
That's not how that works

THE SUCC

>>77763513
he was juicing. he was caught in an out of competition test just a couple of months after the OSP fight

>>77763552
Ill-gotten treasures have no lasting value,
but righteousness delivers from death.
Proverbs 10:2

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>/heem/ back to succ mode where it belongs
Can't wait till mcgregor heems mayweather and we get the new wave of shitposts

>>77763594
>Cro Cop is a literal GOD in Pride, ebin "right leg hospital, left leg cemetery" head kicks
>Gets repeatedly HEEMED by mediocre fighters in the UFC, literally gets KTFO'd by Brendan Slob
>Levaes the UFC with a 4-6 record to go fight in Japan again
Really activates the almonds

Why is he nicknamed Bones?

>>77763630
Because he keeps fucking himself

kek this is last tweet

>Haha It's definitely been quite the journey, far from over too

>>77763627
Cro Cop was aging out of his prime by the time he made it to the UFC, never adjusted to the cage, and never really wanted it.

Also Cro Cop lost a bunch of times in Pride.

>>77763638
Rhymes with Clowns

As in Jon Jones Clowns himself constantly and if he had any awareness he'd take a Robin Williams off a short Chester Bennington

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>>77763464
look in my eyes
what do you see?
the biggest draw in UFC

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>>77763648
ayy

>>77763627
There are plenty of examples of careers that went the opposite way. Anderson Silva got subbed by multiple welterweights in Pride

>>77763477
He could be marketable but sadly he is dumber than a rock.

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N E X T C H A P T E R

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>mfw only draw left
>mfw all the power

>>77763630
His high school football teammates gave it to him because of his skinny legs.

>>77763648
He actually is wow, will definitely get another fight.

>>77763485
Quite possibly. Also the new leadership sucks.

>>77763648
HHH had this clown figured out since day one, fuck you Phil

>fighters roiding and taking illegal stuff to get an advantage over competition

does that surprise you?

>>77763665
>balding
>monobrow
>enormous head
>greying

no wonder he's so insecure

>>77763672
Some recent instagram post from Duke Rufus seems to point in that direction, yes.

>>77763640
he still won rizin after losing to schaub

imagine if schaub went to rizin won the tournament everyone would be laughing at rizing claiming it's full of cans

when cro cop wins it he's goat

>>77763684
go back to bed, Manuel

>>77763647
>Rhymes with Clowns

wat

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>>77763685
conor and dee were both very ugly people. they were bullied in school, dee suffered from anxiety, conor has some inferiority complex because of it.

now they look like famous actors but they're just hiding behind shades, suits, tattoos etc. they're still ugly inside

>>77763665
Who could be next as a big draw

Can Sage grow into a big boy
Can Lando become the new anderson
Will Khabib ever actually fight decent opponents and keep his perfect record
Can Garbrandt
Will Mickey Gall show them all?

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>>77763685
He's insecure because he's a manlet
All the other stuff is the sprinkles on his shit sundae

>>77763695
thats he we pronounce it here

>>77763690
fuck off Pierre

hey guys I need help. I am taking a drug test this morning to clear my name. Any of you have any idea if grapefruit juice cleans out turinabol

>>77763697
actually conor seems really nice to people

>>77763698
Robert Whittaker does well with media.

Guys remember when jones T:E samples were red hot but they couldn't pin him on a specific PED yet people kept trying to explain it away .

>>77763716
He's a nice down to earth lad, which means he's not going to be a star

>>77763716
He's a bit vanilla and looks like a white nationalist though.

*Jones walks on stage*
"Yo sorry for doing steroids again people."
*crowd cheers*

*DC walks on stage*
"Yeah I told you he was a bad guy"
*crowd boos*

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reminder to all you mma cucks

>>77763716
ooo forgot about him, i'm thinking Wonderboy could be good too, maybe if Nick Diaz comes back and can do some wild shit or Nate

>>77763724
Can a good boi ever sell well

>>77763729

Feel like the tide has turned. DC is now more likeable than Bones.

>>77763716
Nah he is shy.

>>77763724
>>77763728
problem is he comes from an australian sports background and they tend to make their athletes really PC and bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CctYlW0NNHk

>>77763731
>Can a good boi ever sell well
Only if they get their country behind them, like GSP or Alexis Arguello or someone like that. Whittaker could do that for Australia, I guess, but I don't think the market's there.

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>>77763729
lel

>>77763733
You'd think after all the shit he had already done he would be, but look what happened.

>>77763728
>looks like a white nationalist though.

damn that sucks.... nobody in australia would support a nation of whites.... thats so racist...

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>use PEDs like everyone else
>get caught twice

>>77763733
>>77763745
Anyone that boos DC and cheers Jones after what Jones has done to him is a certified cunt.

>>77763739
yeah sucks Rory left he could have taken GSPS place in the Canada pride market

>>77763729
Yeah it's called being a fuckin badass vs being a dick kisser. No matter what Jones does he'll have way more fan support because he's cool and doesn't give a fuck. No matter what Cormier does he'll be booed because he's lame and cares way too much.

Plus, at the end of the day, this is the violence game. Jones' violence comes in the form of unorthodox and exciting striking while DC exclusively relies on MUH GRAPPLIN which is objectively the most boring aspect of MMA.

>>77763762
What size tapout shirt you wear famz?

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>>77763762
>doesn't give a fuck

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How come Jones popped a month after the fight and not before? Is it possible usada knew before 214 but wanted to avoid 200 all over again?

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>>77763751
>mfw Jones ends up eventually overdosing and is remembered as nothing more than a pretender

>>77763781
It was a weigh in test wasn't it? Not sure how quickly they get the results so it might not have mattered.

Wheres jones statement?

>>77763781
the test was from weigh in day so there's no way they'd know, results take weeks to come back

>>77763791
it will be an official camp statement until they see if they can weasel out of it. When everything is official he will come have another PR statement and go into hiding

>>77763791
Nignog is probably passed out on kush and crown royal right now.

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>>77763785
JONES BROTHER LETS DIE TOGETHER ILL GO FIRST

Should I try some of my dad's cialis?

>>77763791
>I'm sorry guys this must be a mistake..god has a plan for me bla bla..it only makes me stronger..i swear it was a dick pill bla bla...B-brock p-pls respond

>bork beats strowman, roman reigns and samoan joe
>jon jones loses to some dorks in lab coats who anaylse pee

really pickles my pistachios

>>77763810

Yeah mate, tell us how it goes. I have a low libido and it creates relationship troubles.

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Rumble would ko clean jon stiff (as would stipe)
Jon's lucky he got usada'd

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>dc's face when

I lost money betting on DC. Will I get it back?

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>>77763852

>>77763844
nah DC is like Jon Jones biggest fan

>>77763852
online or in person?

>>77763867
Online

>>77763839
he looks like a slave from those slave movies

Why would Jones feel the need to take PEDs for the Cornier fight? His career wouldn't have been over if he had lost and he could have easily explained it away as being ring rust. Presumably he could have fought DC again and had another massive pay day. Taking PEDs seemed like an unnecessary and career ending risk. It really turns me turbines.

>>77763852

I imagine it depends on the terms and conditions of whatever site/company you used.

>>77763871
Nope. How much did you lose?

Jon, do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me, Jon? I mean really?

>>77763733
This.
With this loss DC is not one dimentional anymore and Jones is just a scumbag

>>77763876
>Why would Jones feel the need to take PEDs for the Cornier fight?

because he has always been on steroids and lacks the ability to get up to train without cheating.

>>77763880
Not much.

In the event of a no-contest you'd think people just get their money back. I suppose there may be some kind of time limit.

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>>77763875
Yeah goldies had it rough since he got cut

>>77763876
Ego maybe? Couldn't stand Cormier beating him and replacing his legacy, confidence issues from being on roids all the time so wanted to just do it for Cormier so he would beat him

or he is actually really shit and just knows he can't do it without roids

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>>77763876
Because he didn't want to lose buddeh
Same reason all cheaters take steroids

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I
HURT MYSELF TODAY

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jones wouldnt beat DC without steroids

hail the natty goat

>>77763892
Email the site.

>>77763876
he is very proud of the fact that he's undefeated

Gun to your head and the guy asks you is bisping is natty or not? What do you answer?

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>>77763918
teh british r cumin

Why isn't the UFC pushing Stipe?

Stipe is close to breaking records, becoming the heavyweight GOAT and is KOing everyone in the first round

>>77763918

not
no one is clean

some folks say 4 pounds of your body weight is bacteria

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>>77763918
Nobody is natty

[spoiler]except Natty Goat Michael Bisping[/spoiler]

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>>77763918
>even implying that the GOAT natty king has taken steroids
I would heem the gunman just for that desu

Think Rockhold/Branch might be a lot closer than most people think

Rockhold currently 4/1 favourite

>>77763926
Literally has no personality and a terrorist name.

>>77763918
Grab the gun and put it as close to my head as possible, with the barrel facing away

I then control the wrist and empty the barrel, firing all of the bullets into a direction where I can see there is no person who can be harmed

I then sweep the leg of the gunman, hip tossing him and causing him to land on his back

At this point I mount him and begin to ground and pound, i pass his guard and get into side control and now hes really fucked

I begin to faint like im going for a leg lock but im actually baiting him into leaning forward, just as he does I slide my arm underneath his back and then skirt my chest under

I punch him a few times and he begins to scramble and now is my time to secure the back, I get underneath him and lock in one choke around his windpipe

hes unconscious within 30 seconds

>>77763939
Yea but he's a heavyweight, don't need personality it's the most prestigious division in combat sports

>>77763926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

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>>77763926
Because he's only a draw in Cleveland
He could be a draw in other places if he got off of Clevelands dick for a while

this is terrible could someone PLEASE find ja rule so i can make sense of all this

>>77763926

He's horrible in interviews. The only time he's marketable is in embeddeds. Every other time he is tight lipped and sounds like an arrogant hick who doesn't want to give anyone the time of day.

>muh 49-0
>muh 20+ years of being a champ
>muh never knocked down, never knocked out
>muh greatest of all time

his head's literally TOO SMALL

>>77763951
You mount him, then you pass his guard?

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>>77763951
>Shooting a gun that close to yours ears with no protection
Gl with that hearing buddeh

>>77763960
it's usually the yanks who make reddit-tier posts

>>77763648
how is this guy any different to Mcgregor?

>>77763964
>never knocked down
He was though

>>77763964
you realize his head and height have nothing to do with this, conor just keeps mentioning them because he is insecure?

surely a smaller head is harder to hit

>>77763964
Mayweather has memes on his side and all mma heels are getting BTFO. Sad! Many such cases.

>>77763970
the acoustic concussion only lasts for a month or so

>>77763977

>Surely a smaller head is harder to hit

I imagine it's more to do with him being chinny

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>>77763971
They hear funny jokes on reddit and have to repeat them here
They probably like tyron too

>>77763977
Conor's fists are literally 3 times larger than Floyd's though.

>>77763975
hes not black

YO BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK I LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS

t. ireland

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>>77763987
>Floyd being chinny
>hasn't even been knocked down once in 49 fights, let alone knocked out

HARD WORK

>>77763977
mate

have you seen the dimensions of his head?

the 3 spatial dimensions: small x small x small = JUST TOO SMALL

the time dimension: 40 YEARS OF AGE


49-1
9
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1

>>77763844
short a leg

>>77763971
the fuck does that have to do with reddit i was just watching dave chapelle

>>77763991
that 2nd elbow doesnt seem very legal

>>77764004
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like in Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

>>77764026
for sure reddit is your preferred site of leisure

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>being so shit at hiding the fact you're cheating that you literally get caught twice in almost a year
>the state of bones and his camp

>>77763926
0 personality, the dead eyes, family ties to fucking croatian ex-ndh nazis

he creeps the ever-living fuck out of me tbqh

>>77764051
Jackson Wink is terrible. They teach you eye pokes and steroids. Greg Jackson is a cuck.

>>77764055
ustashe did nothing wrong

>>77764051
if you don't fly to a literal different country almost everyone who uses will be caught.

Remember when Jon Jones hid under the ring and peed himself to get away from USADA

Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWEdkqZpcU

>>77764055
/r/ing the cro cop webm when he plays a prank on those japanese lads at a hotel

American Kickboxing Academy - injuries, cutting fails, fat people

Jackson Wink - impossible recovery times, women look like men, six packs everywhere

It's not their training that differs, it's the juice they're on.

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>>77763964

lel, you actually think a smaller head is a DISADVANTAGE? Assuming Floyd's head is not attached to his body, and assuming it is less than half the mass of a normal human being's, and assuming Conor puts all of his mass into his left cross, Floyd's head would only move at 10.7 m/s IF Conor landed a perfect shot. The less massive, the less impact. You know when you punch a balloon and it's like nothing? Same thing applies. He literally cannot and will not be knocked out. 50-0.

man, i am LAFFING at all these conor nuthuggers who write sentences like "i know conor won't win, BUT.."

just admit you got conned bitch. you got fucking played by how floyd and conor promoted this fight. hilarious. fucking babies.

r/mma is a cesspool, fuck those guys.

>>77764099
I admire your autism

>>77764076
Chael is always right (except when predicting fights)

When he correctly predicted that Jones would win we should have known something is wrong

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>>77764099
>all this math
>implying Floyd or mathematicians can take dat left hand shot
49-1

There are 3 BJJ gyms in my area and none of them do no-gi BJJ except one but it's just one session a week.

Why is gi BJJ so popular when in a real fight the clothes you wear are going to be closer to no-gi than gi?

>>77764005
>he thinks connor will actually win

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>>77763698
Right here

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>>77764111
Because people aren't training to fight on the street mr.autismo

>>77764110
he hits like a tonka truck, conor is literally the best of the shit pile. Wasnt good enough for pro boxing so he outstrikes every loser in the ufc, hes gonna try his ass off round 1 and then watch him slowly demoralize. Visions of the Nate Diaz zombie fight will haunt him

>>77764099
>Assuming Floyd's head is not attached to his body

gonna have to disappoint you there

and your calculation is utterly useless, the important quantity here is the force

force from a punch = mass from the fist delivering the punch multiplied by the acceleration of the fist

>>77764122
what are they training? let me guess, discipline... i want to fight not play games with silly clothes on

>>77764125

you're missing the point
Floyd's head being smaller than average is an advantage when it comes to collisions, which is what a fist punching a head is

50-0

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>>77764135
Then train kickboxing

>>77764099
>You know when you punch a balloon and it's like nothing?
Because balloon is light enough to be stopped by the resistence of the air you dumb fuck.
Punch a bowling ball and then tennis ball. That's the right comparison.

>>77764142
i do, i want to grapple as well. wrestling is a no go because there are no adult wrestling gyms, just for kids. the only other option is judo but they're lame as fuck making you bow when you enter the dojo and also wear stupid fucking clothes.

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When will /heem/ learn?

>>77764145

wrong
bowling balls are hard as fuck

also you're implying that if something is light enough, air resistance will stop it. so the lighter Floyd's head is, the more air resistance will ease any of Conor's blows

50-0

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>>77763968

For sure going for leg locks from side control is vintage my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdbth6p13M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89G9F5hqUbQ

Dana's and Novitzky's reaction scrum

>>77763961
Stipe in embedded seems forced

>HAHAAA YAAAAA! WOOO! Hey BRAH lets play some PRANKS BRAH HAHAAAA YAAAA

>>77763807
is he going to be ok

>>77763977

>Can't use the "oi've goh more munny den yew" lines
>Goes for "moi head is biggor den yor head"

g-good bantering

good watch but get this guy a bucket to stand on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeqnoYs4LIM

>>77764168
When density is as drastically low as it is with balloon, we can take air resistence into account.
If you let just a little air in balloon, it will react to your punches just right, because overall density became larger.
Air doesn't mean shit when it's 5kg head we're talking about, F=ma, a=F/m, so the less your m is, the more acceleration your head will recieve, you dumb fuck.

>>77764101

>Hello everyone I would just like to make a quick post here to let you know I don't like /r/mma haha fuck r/mma right guys

>>>/r/mma

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Tiddies bless lads

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>>77764251
I wan put dik in her

>>77764226
woah...so this is...the power of...russian physics

>>77764226

you're applying F = ma to Floyd's head when that is wrong unless Floyd is headbutting Conor's fist. looks like the density in your head is becoming overall larger too, lel

>>77764251
>i'm such a nerd lol xD

>>77764261
he looks like he cut his hair with a nail clipper fucked up hairline

>>77764199
I can't stand that marble mouthed fuck

>>77764266
Oh, I only noticed you flag now. Makes sense.

>>77764108
>chael has become so wrong that even when he predicts a winner like Jones beating DC the universe corrects itself and makes it a DQ
Bet the house on Conor

>>77764287

>russia is mad because he isn't consistent with a simple force equation

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>>77764261

>that terrible feel when she will never suffocate you with her arsehole

>>77764151
You're fucking pathetic if you can't see any benefit in training in the gi. Every fighter does it. You have the wrong attitude for martial arts and likely wouldn't stick around long enough to become a blue belt.

If you don't want to be a faggot, then your country is one of the best for Judo training in the world.

>>77764306
did she get a tit job? looks much bigger.

>>77764076
>if you don't fly to a literal different country almost everyone who uses will be caught.

Lol no. The smart guys just hire a chemist to literally invent a new designer drug for them which will pass any test. This is what Mayweather does, for example. Jones is just a fucking idiot

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The worst of it is that every time one fighter is caught cheating, you get to remember how high and mighty they acted before, telling how much effort they make, how they work hard, how they are against this, etc.

This is pathetic and they have no honour whatsoever.

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>>77764326

I thought everyone knew meesh's titties are fake

>>77763627
Have you ever seen a fighter get KO'd and then end up too hesitant to pull the trigger out of fear of losing to the same thing that fucked them up last time?

That's Cro Cop when it comes to elbows on the ground. Not only that, but his left leg was pretty fucked up after Gonzaga.

>>77764196
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.


>Checks flag

uh....dana?

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Romero bless lads
The one true natty king

>>77764332

it's not as if using PEDs make them work less. if anything, they help them work more - that's kinda the point of taking them

>>77764339
this is worse than jones testing positive

how can she get away with it?

fucking cheating slut sticking needs in her tits

fuck the UFC and fuck Dana White for letting this shit happen

>>77764332
You think he doesn't work hard too? The fact is that everyone is working their arses off AND taking drugs, so you need to be doing both too in order to stay competitive. There is literally no one at the top of sport who is clean, because they would have been eliminated by the dopers before they ever reached that level otherwise

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>>77764341
Almost every fighter after their first knockout loss becomes safer and just in general less trigger happy
It's why I'm scared for dc

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When is this whore fighting again

>>77764366
I hope not, that next fight he has will probably determine it. Jones being a drug cheat might make it easier on him, at least.

>>77764055
>the dead eyes
Still less dead inside than Cro Cop, desu. Stipe should just go full dead fish and start answering questions in a monotone and act like a psycho.

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>>77764405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpYjFmEHCE

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>>77764405
Won't make it easier on his now cte-riddled brain tho

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>Dana says they were working on Jones vs Miocic before the news

>>77764349
>>77764363

Yeah that's exactly what I think, they don't work out and sit there taking drugs until they magically become champions.

They can work as hard as they want, most of them take the easy path from the start and never will have the same will as their natty counter part and have no right to preach anything about hard work.

>>77764430
>alpha uprising
Is this the name of PED that Jones was popping?

you now remember that aussie ''roid expert'' who was saynig that jon jones was never roiding he just used clomid that one time

its almost like this guy is posting the most retarded opinions on purpose. He is ever right on something

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Forgeh abou Jon Jones!

Jon Jones no existe more! I am shampion now is me Daniel Cormier! Jon Jone no existe!

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UFC CURRENT CONFIRMED DRAWS
>mcgregor
>bisping
>gsp
>Stipe in cleveland

Anti draws
>tyron
>tyron
>mighty mouse
>Holloway

I am objectively correct.

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>>77764596

Bislord propping up the UFC like the goat he is

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someone shoop the JUST hair into this pic

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>>77764596
How is Max an antidraw ? He does da dam ting

AND NOW, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN... THE NEW

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>>77764626

>>77764596
>bisping
>draw
He had nearly a decade of buildup for Hendo 2 and it did barely better than average.

The real question is whether Jon Jones, the man himself, actually said "let's take drugs" or if Greg Jackson convinced him to.

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>>77764626

>>77764436
That motherfucker is ruining fights I didn't even know about yet. Truly the GOAT.

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>>77764670
I choose to believe that Holm is the bad influence in Albuquerque.

Just how much cocaine did Paulie do before this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLtPn7NY_0