/trans/ - midweek munchies edition

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>Samir Nasri is off to Turkey! Well he’s technically already there, having flown by private jet to meet the accountants at Antalyaspor. Despite being a bright spark in Manchester City’s pre-season games, the 30-year-old appears to have no future under Pep Guardiola and is expected to sign a two-year deal with the Süper Lig club, who count Samuel Eto’o, Jérémy Ménez, Johan Djourou and the former Spurs midfielder Sandro in their ranks.

The Daily Star seems to think Arsenal have offered Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain £125,000 a week – an increase of £25,000 a week on their initial offer – to ward off interest from Chelsea, who are mulling over a £40m bid for the England international.

>West Brom like the cut of Kevin Wimmer’s jib and are willing to pay up to £18m to secure said jib at the Hawthorns. Spurs, having signed Davinson Sánchez, have little room for Wimmer in their defence and a move to West Brom would open up the possibility of Jonny Evans completing a transfer to Manchester City. The magical merry-go-round of the transfer window just keeps on giving.

Burnley are close to breaking their transfer record after a £15m bid for Chris Wood was accepted by Leeds over the weekend. The striker earned some hard-won praise on Twitter after announcing to Whites fans 34 minutes before he was due to start against Sunderland on Saturday that “given it has always been my ambition to play at the highest level, I don’t feel it is right to play today”. His move to the highest level Burnley should be rubber-stamped on Monday.

Is MOTD available at any time on the BBC Player or whatever it is for Brits?

Might get a proxy and start watching it at work or something if it doesn't have to be watched live

wait a minute
this general isn't for up to date news or discussion at all, it's just a runt farm for attention seekers to get (you)s from autists

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>>77733229
It takes a couple of days for it to go on.

>BREAKING NEWS: At least one person dead after man deliberately rams his car into two bus stations in Marseille

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>>77733232

>>77733246
>leaving the house

Why Liverpool didn't buy striker?

Anyone watching Ma₦ $hi₮₮¥ v Everton tonight?

>>77733250
Suarez confirmed in 48 hours la

>>77733249
Liverpool fans burning Coutinho shirts.

>>77733252
maybe the first half, it's really late

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kek

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>tfw Chelsea fans are actually confident again after beating a Spurs side which can't win at Wembley

>>77733229
You have to sign in to watch iPlayer now

>>77733246
bit bored of terrorists desu

>>77733291
*after beating the 2nd best team last year away from home without Hazard, Cahill, Fabregas and Costa and after the Burnley humiliation

I was impressed

>>77733331
>Chelsea fan
>foreigner
what a surprise

Mkhitaryan only needs 3 more assists to equal Coutinho's best ever league tally.
>hue quota

>>77733342
>Chelsea fan
not in the slightest. I like Conte though

>>77733252
>Ma₦ $hi₮₮¥
Top effort

>team plays with Gary Cahill
>loses
>team plays without Gary Cahill
>wins
Certainly makes you think

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F

>>77733226
>Nasri to antalyspoor
why does this seem so appropriate

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>Pogba will now dominate the premier league
probably for the best the slovak killed himself after the CL final

>>77733378
>an absolute cockroach of a player going to turkey

Dunno m8

>>77733378
he will only go if he has routine visits to The Drip Doctors in his contract

>>77733347
What is your opinion on Kristian Kostov? Is he as popular and obnoxious as his Twitter makes him out to be?

the CHAMPIONS https://twitter.com/NaplesAndNapoli/status/897899703836188672

>>77733295
Would that be a problem for someone outside of the UK? As in would I have to pay for something?

>>77733432
No you'd just need a valid signing in account, I don't know what it constitutes as I don't bother with iPlayer or the BBC anymore

>>77733400
Only time I ever heard of him was around Eurovision. But to be fair I don't follow any of our dumb ass musical reality shows unlike 90% of the country

>>77733432
You need a uk postcode

>>77733295
I just checked the registration requirements and what they want for info and it seems like you can just put in fake details anyway and it should work

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>no woman will ever look at you like that

>>77733461
Fair, it'd be fine for you lot to do it via proxy but not a chance am I giving the BBC any kind of information

>>77733286
kek
>>77733432
fullmatchesandshows.com

New thread so i'll repost this:

Arsenal are a huge fucking joke. Their stadium being paid off is supposed to mean they're able to keep their players. Sanchez, one year. Ozil, one year. Then you look across North London. Spurs' players bitching about the extortionate length of their contracts. Look up north, people are calling Coutinho a retard for signing his life away. All of these at clubs that have a lot less money than Arsenal. What the fuck is wrong with them? Is Wenger senile or what, mang?

>>77733432
Just torrent the shit out of it you autist, are you worried that the BBC is going to come all the way to australia to sue you for shitty football programming?

mfw city drop more points to Everton and miss 2 penalties again

>>77733442
So he's just one of those teen "Voice"'s or X-Factor boys propelled by teenage girl moisture but with no real relevancy.
Cool. Friend of mine is hugely into ESC, >he was adamant Kostov was a star, gonna prove him wrong then, thx.

>>77733447
Can't you just use a random one? It's what I do for the Sun's fantasy football.

>>77733494
they started the stadium transition right as TV money began heavily outpacing gate receipts. Now their new stadium is all but useless. I suspect that a stadium transition will be responsible for Spurs choking away any title ambitions as well

>>77733502
the biggest musical star here is a noted 18 year old whore called Gerry Nicole

>>77733498
>torrent
Shit should be hosted with multiple mirrors online and linked in regular places (e.g. Reddit, all the fan forums). We should have our own archive of all these highlight shows/games.

>>77733515
>£100m/season in matchday
>useless
The point was that they have no excuse for not being able to keep hold of their players.

>>77733494
The prospect of playing under Wenger isn't appealing enough to sign the top tier of players

>Soton want to sell Clasie
Villa?

>>77733532
>We should have our own archive of all these highlight shows/games.
Then start one

did Arsenal reduce ST prices because of their poor season and lack of CL matches?

Any updates on the Marchisio to Milan situation?

>>77733556
Start my nuts, m8.

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>>77733565
You're hard

>>77733502
Nah can't use a random one, they send the licensing officers round your house to check your TV license (and cutlery license sometimes, two birds one stone etc) then they allow you to use iplayer

>actually thinking Morata would be better than Lukuku

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>>77733576
>Reality in 2017 has slid so far in Kafkaesque surrealism I can't even tell if you're joking anymore

>>77733574
Fuck off, Netherlands. You do this shit a lot.

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>>77733576
Holy shit. I didn't know it was that bad.

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>>77733584
>le almost save the game but tap in an onside goal from an offside position man

>>77733576
>licensing
proxy off twat

>>77733600
I got played by Chrome autcorrect, allow it

>>77733576
You forvot that they also send the porn id officers so they can brand your front door as a porn approved residence

>>77733606
Don't be stupid, there's no such thing as 'Porn ID Officers'

https://www.efl.com/news/2017/august/carabao-cup-round-three-draw-information/

>The draw for Round Three of the Carabao Cup will take place in Beijing, China on Thursday 24th August 2017.

>Thirty-two clubs are involved in Round Three, with the seven Premier League sides who qualified for UEFA European competitions entering the draw, including last season’s winners Manchester United.

>>>>>>The draw will take place from approximately 11:15am local time – 4:15am BST – and can be followed live on the EFL’s Carabao Cup Twitter feed.

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>77733612
time for this trophy to dissolve.

>>77733611
Give it time, with this sneaky as fuck gov we are more then halfway there

>>77733612
2bh it took me a while to realise this was the league cup

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What did Gazza mean by this?

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Is he the Australian Robben?

>>77733631
>our national team will never have this deep a connection ever again
I blame Southgate

Nah he's more a slow passing merchant with a good shot

>>77733631
JEFFREY GET YA COCK OUT

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The team that NEVER lets us down.

>>77733631
Just banter

>>77733631
Pretty sure Wilshere must have a similar ritual, it would explain why he plays fine for England but is shit in any other team.

>>77733631
Who is the current squads' Les Ferdinand x Gazza?

>>77733689
nobody.

>>77733634
he looks like a LOTR goblin

>>77733666

I wish trans would stop going on about the drums they weren't that bad at all, in fact they added a certain ambience that I found interesting

>>77733689
Classic England had Gazza in a dentists chair and Fowler doing extra long lines of coke off Ferdinand's massive cock.
Modern England has Jordan Henderson checking his opta stats in the dressing room and Walcott's pathetic chode is too small for Wilshere to lick up a ketamine pill from.

>>77733666
Bongobongs

>>77733718
>implying henderson doesn't go for a cheeky quickie with lallana in the showers

>>77733718
I like to think Kane inhales a fist-full of meth straight out of Alli's perky butthole whether they're playing for england or not

>>77733223
There is no way Dortmund i selling Auba and Dembele this summer.

Is there a more cucked lad than cucktinho

>>77733779
Mauro Icardi

>>77733586
>Made this gif when it aired
>Still here years later
Oh dear

Who #bulletheader here?

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How much would 1 Kelly Cates be worth in todays transfer market?

any other instances of commentators not hiding their bias?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-_hVQvHorQ

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What does Bakayoko do when the ball gets to him?

>>77733831
Will always love how hard this triggers Livercucks

>>77733829
Total lefty cunt, she's worth half a Gary Lineker

>>77733718
>ketamine pill

>>77733839
If the champions league last season is anything to go by he generally shits the bed

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I want you to look at this pic and tell me which premier league club would have signed these players (ignoring that you obviously know the team in reality)

>>77733779
Joe Hart

>>77733858
United under Moyes?

>>77733858
Watford?

>>77733858
'udders

>>77733858
Stoke city

>>77733831
SFR sport had Emmanuel Petit commentating Spurs v Chelsea yesterday.
Imagine the bias.

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kek

>>77733858
Wouldn't even have guessed without Paulinho.

>>77733924
You are not following football very actively. Are you?

I've paid no attention to this transfer window, so just heard about Paulinho. Seriously? Fucking Paulinho?

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>>77733858
This is the best timeline.

BREAKING: Burnley sign forward Chris Wood from Leeds for club-record fee #SSN

Neymar is completely right about the Barcelona board. They're fucking retards. Can't sign anyone for shit despite being the 2nd biggest club in the world.

>>77733976
1.Man Utd/Halal
3.Milan
4.Barca
5.Bayern
>Despite being the 2nd biggest club in the world.

>>77733858
>almost 40m for Paulinho

Jesus wept

there is a nonzero chance that at least one but possible more Real moles are in the Barca board as we speak

>>77733998
I don't think there are a lot of players who would choose Man Utd over Barca.

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it only gets worse

>>77734024
>from elite to shit in 3 months

Thank you PSG

>>77734024
>André Fucking Gomes
Absolutely fucking horrendous player.

>>77734023
Rajeesh would like a word lad.

>>77734058
i hear dat

>>77734024
Suarez is a god-tier signing for his role desu

guys

guys

guys

Andre

guys

Andre

guys

Andre Gom

guys

Anfre Gomes

>>77734024
suarez, cilesen, umtiti were all good transfers

How much are Spurs paying the FA to use Wembley?

>>77734066
rumour in barcelona is he's leaving this week

>>77734091
19 losses

Messi to Man City looks on la's

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-41000016

are we going to get one of these articles every week now?

>>77734114
According to whomst?

>>77734158
probably, the quicker they get relegated the better

>>77734114
It's not, City talked about it but it won't happen this year

>>77734158
gays not welcome

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Lads i'm gunna nip down to the shops what do you want

Two Foxes fans were arrested during their team's 2-0 home win over the Seagulls on Saturday.

Liz Costa from Brighton & Hove Albion Supporters Club said about 50 Leicester fans took part in the "disgusting" chanting throughout most of the match at the King Power Stadium.
She said: "The club needs fining, this has nothing to do with football.
"[The chanting] lets the whole club down and damages their reputation. I feel I never want to visit [the stadium] again.

homophobia is a crime now?

>>77733975
Surprised SJWs haven't raged about Burnley's lack of coloured players

>>77734187
gf

>>77734172
>>77734179
Just Google it. You'll get several articles that have gone up just hours ago from credible sources saying that the deal is on.

In all honesty I think it's a bad move for City.

>>77734187
Filename should be
>uma delicia

>>77733634
im pretty sure the guy can grow hair, dunno why he persist on looking like a cancer victim.

Verbal abuse in public
Verbal abuse, threats or ‘name calling’ is a common experience for some LGBT people. It’s not
always clear whether or not a crime has been committed; however, there are laws that protect
you from verbal abuse. Even if you are not sure if it was a crime you can still report it.
“I’m a gay woman. As I was walking along holding hands with my partner someone threatened
to beat us up.”
If someone uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour towards you, to make you
believe you will face physical violence that could be a crime under section 4 of the Public Order
Act 1986.
“I’m a trans woman. As I waited for the bus a woman shouted out, ’you tranny freak, you
shouldn’t be allowed to be outside’. It left me feeling really shaken and upset.”
If someone makes threatening, abusive or insulting remarks toward you with the intention of
causing you harassment, alarm or distress, which then makes you feel harassed, alarmed or
distressed, that may be a crime under section 4A of the Public Order Act 1984.

“I’m a gay man. I noticed a rowdy group of men walking along a crowded street on a Saturday
night. They were chanting ’we hate queers.’ They didn’t direct it at anyone in particular, so is it
against the law?”
The men may have committed a crime under section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986. Even
though they aren’t directing the threatening and abusive words or threats towards any one
person, it was in a busy public location, so it would be reasonable for them to believe that their
behaviour would cause alarm or distress to people within sight or hearing range.
“I heard a religious person preaching homophobic remarks in the street. Aren’t they committing
a Public Order Offence?”
A religious preacher making remarks that are critical of LGBT people in a non-abusive way has
the right to freedom of expression, so it’s unlikely to be a crime. However, if they make threats
or use abusive language they could be committing an offence.
“But what if someone is handing out leaflets calling for LGBT people to be killed. Isn’t that just
expressing an opinion?”

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>>77734202
>In all honesty I think it's a bad move for City.

>>77734202
bad move for leo more like
city do have all the money but do got no fans

>>77734202
It's a good move for everyone who currently thinks Pep is a fraud

With the number of posts Messi hit yesterday he would fit right in with aguero and kdb

>>77734222
Honestly, I agree with him.

Messi, imo, is by far and away the GOAT, but I think he's peaked (2014/15 season was his best season ever. less hero ball, more playmaking along with elite goalscoring in big games like Bayern and the Copa del rey final and basically setting the second goal up in the ucl final). He's still top 3 in the world but he might get exposed in the Prem at this stage of his career. I mostly just don't wants to see him embarrassed but I think they're is also like a 75 percent chance he comes and tears shut up with Poop like the good old days.

>pay 300m for a 30 year old player you could get for free next season
also, I wonder how the current older messi, who doesn't run or press much during a game, would do in the schoolyard type premier league football

>>77734254
with the number of empty seats messi saw yesterday he would fit right in with etihad city

>>77734202
The actually credible city sources dismissed it days ago before the rest of the mob even caught up to the original rumours

>>77734287
Looks comfy as fuck

>>77734024
>they could've signed isco cheaply (he is/was a barça supporter)
>they could've signed asensio instead of douglas
>they could've kept grimaldo, thiago, bartra, sandro, munir, tello, montoya, samper (more than enough for the bench, some of them would be starters like thiago, and above all that, they were "free")
>kroos was offered to them, they chose rakitic

Alri' la's

I am in Manchester City centre and I think I've just seen Pep Guardiola in Prezzos. Do you lads want me to ask him about anything?

Gonna get a table next to him.

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Lionel Messi is "seriously considering" leaving Barcelona and Manchester City have even met with his representatives.

ask him if he's got any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation

>>77734327
ask him what did he think of Beguiled?

>>77734327
Ask him where he gets his cardigans

>>77734320
>they could've signed isco cheaply (he is/was a barça supporter)
false, at the time thiago was a bench player with busi-xavi-iniesta playing all games. Then isco was signed by halal. Later thiago left for bayern. That season barcelona won the treble

>>they could've signed asensio instead of douglas
false again, the b team has their own money allocated. That summer they spent like 20m which was huge for them. Once everything was closed the asensio option appeared but the club had already overspent on the b team, so they tried to pay in terms. Halal paid more in full and signed him. Douglas was a first team transfer, not related in any way

>>they could've kept grimaldo, thiago, bartra, sandro, munir, tello, montoya, samper (more than enough for the bench, some of them would be starters like thiago, and above all that, they were "free")
Only one first team quality player among all those, thiago, and I don't even rate him

>>kroos was offered to them, they chose rakitic
false again, they signed rakitic after a great season at sevilla by luis enrique's demand. Kroos was in his last year at bayern and was signed by halal. That season barcelona won the treble

>>77734202
>Messi in contract negotiations with barca
>suddenly linked with city
never seen this before

>>77734202
>credible sources
the fuck is that?

>>77733252
may as well~ x

>>77727777

>>77734483
7 7's soon lad

hope it doesn't happen over the weekend because i won't be here for it then :x

>>77733858
Stoke or Wattford

my prediction for city v everton is 3-2

>>77734518
its Jay

>>77733849
Do they not come in pills? I'm not a degenerate so I wouldn't know.

The solar eclipse is a meme

>>77734612
has to go up your snout la so it comes in powder

>>77734614
Your country is a meme

>>77733634
He's the Australian Messi, our standards aren't very high.

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My mate's uncle's brother's son's cousin works at City. Can confirm the Messi rumours.

>Hull agree fee with Swansea in excess of £12m for the sale of midfielder Sam Clucas
Put all your money on Hull being relegated

>>77734721
I know Deano too la can confirm

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>finally have the perfect players for 433 or 4141
>switch to a 3/5 at the back

>>77734648
The erf is a meme

>>77733576

I once dated a Brit raised in Singapore, whose aunt had been on probation for failing a bug police inspection because she grew plants in a wrong kind of pot.

>>77734763
Imagine how much Barcelona peoples are going to hate muslims if Messi, Nerman, and Ramblas are all transferred to Muslim owned conglomerate clubs in a matter of weeks?

>>77734808
So her life went to pot or did it just go up in smoke?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/21/grimsby-town-fans-show-bras-to-stevenage-stewards

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What is /trans/ listening to?

>>77734896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p2Rjel-jgw

>>77734612
Did you see Ill Behaviour yesterday by any chance?

>>77733858
Without looking at the transfer values, probably West Brom.

That said Paulinho used to be pretty good in the Brazilian league. He was similar to Lampard.

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>>77734896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

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>>77734896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaoVdzo00lI

I for one am happy that grandiose growling about everything Tolkien, crafted by a lone neckbearded teen, is still alive as a genre.

>Podolski considering legal action against Breitbart after using a picture of him on this article

>>77716795

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/899644271468445696

>>77735033
Breitbart had to add this clarification to the article.

>"There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked"

My fucking sides

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are football transfers human trafficking?

>>77735033
kek

>>77735033
They probably did it intentionally just for the free advertising.

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>>77734827
>and Ramblas

>>77733232
Nutter length trousers are a fashion now then?

Used to be a way of telling the poor and mentally unstable kids at school cause their parents either wouldn't or couldn't buy them clothes which fit

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The way Wenger handles contracts and transfers, you would be forgiven there are arguments for the latter tbqdh.

If City buys Messi, who would be benched?

>>77735152
Either Aguero or Gabigol

>>77735152
Ederson

>>77735152
Gzeuz - Aguero - Messi
Silva - KDB
Fernandinho
Mendy - Otamendi - Kompany - Walker
Ederson

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>>77735169

>>77735152

Messi

>>77735190
Don't get why they don't do this right now (obviously with Sterling/Sane instead of Messi).

3 at the back meme didn't really work against Brighton.

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>>77735169

>>77735190
>fernandinho against the world
this team would be raped

>>77734902
I don't listen to hip hop

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>>77734085
>Cillessen

What's City's line-up gonna be today?

>>77735321
won the cup thanks to him, I think he even stopped a penalty or two

>>77735482
3-1-6-1

>>77735482
10

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Clucas is the best steal of the summer for only £16 million including add ons and a promising left back Kingsley being swapped to Hull too. Swansea do the best business

>>77735575
What's so good about him? Honestly getting relegated instantly makes you unimpressive no matter how many meme highlight reels third worlders make of you

>>77735575
Last week you didn't want him.

Fucking turncoat of a fan.

>clucas is 26
thought he was some meme youngster just breaking into the first team
i guess thats what 16m gets you nowadays

>>77735064
Desu I know 0 american sports players, I could easily make a similar mistake.

Chelshit were extremely lucky to beat Spuds last night you have to admit.

>>77735482
ederson
walker otamendi stones kompany danilo
KDB fernandinho silva
Jesus Aguero

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>>77735264
this is the obvious lineup but poop will be poop i guess

>>77735710
Spurs never looked like scoring desu

>>77735731
kane always looks dangerous like when he turned and hit the post but overall chelsea looked the better side

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Just spent twenty thousand pounds on a hair transplant lads. What you think?

>>77735795
get a refund wayne

>He didn't stick a tenner on Chelsea to win the league at 9/1 the other day before they played spurs

Lmaoing at your life

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>>77733232
>*reverse image search*
>Transgender TV star Lauren Harries, 39, plants a smacker on toyboy beau Connor Yemm, 21, as she sunbathes TOPLESS during romantic Spanish getaway
I'm glad the Muslims are taking over, this can't go on any longer.

>>77735795
He would've looked ""better"" just shaving it.

>>77735824
>Chelsea after this disaster summer, replacing Costa with the Spanish Welbeck; Matic with the crock fellaini, and Terry with the crock Lovren
>to win the league

>>77735264
They're playing 3 at the back because it's gonna be the formation for tough games and they want it drilled

also because Danilo can play LWB but they don't trust him as a left back

>>77735710
Why do you and Japan spend so many hours shit talking Chelsea?

That being said, yeah it was pretty lucky

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Leicester "take it up the bum and you get the gun" City

>>77735863

Leicester "if you eat da poo poo we'll fucking wreck you" City

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The English blind football team just beat the French one 7-0.

One of the goals.

>>77735837
>what is bet trading

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>>77735891

>when you pretend to be blind just to dominate a tournament

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Martial on a walk with gf.

>>77735891
How many % of blindness is this?

>>77734896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWUoDpo2fo

>>77735910
what race is she?

>>77735891
Literally better than Welbeck.

>>77735910
is he wearing a fucking romper suit?

>>77735910

if im not a professional athlete would i like like a faggot in a nike tracksuit

looks comfy

>>77735914
100%; they wear blindfolds

kind of depends on how good the keeper is though which isn't related to being blind

>>77735914
I believe it's fully blind (B1), they're wearing blindfolds to eliminate ringers.

>>77735731
Kane literally hit the post.

>>77735863
>>77735869

Leicester "if you want to fuck a man I'll smack you with a pan" City

>>77735945
who do you support or are you literally just an ABC in the strictest sense of the word

>>77735945

courtois would've saved that lmao

>>77735910
didn't he have some black girl? Who he was sad about something something

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>>77735910
choker/10

Truly the patrician fetish

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>>77735837
I don't get it, Chelsea's summer has been average at worst. Apart from selling Matic to direct title contenders Man Utd, and overspending by AT LEAST 20m on Morata (who I still reckon is going to be good in the long run), they haven't really done anything bad.

>>77735945
Hitting the post is overrated

>>77735891
Beautiful

>>77735953
Arsenal.

>>77735910
Well that explains his recent form

>>77735652
He's 28 actually

>>77735975
>this post
>that flag

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>>77736000

Brighton have signed Dwamena, pending a medical. Good business from Zurich, buy him for 300k sell him for 10m to the PL 6 months later, play a youth player as his replacement.

>>77736022
Did he take the homophobic test?

>>77736022
does the medical include seeing how far he can take a dildo?

Just remembered Livercucks
>Still haven't won the league
>Losing their best player to Barca again
>Will struggle to get top 4
Has a club ever given such good comedic material before?

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>>77736012
What about it?

>>77736000
Pls pick another proxy :(

>>77736022
Didnt they sign a guy called ishequeerthough

>>77736037
He's Ghanaian so there's a good chance he'll end up saying something homophobic, whether intentionally or not.

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Rev up those podcatchers lads, european football show is back in audio form

https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/899674934666027008

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Eni Aluko accuses England manager Mark Sampson of ‘racist’ Ebola remark
• Aluko says Sampson told her to ensure relatives did not bring Ebola to game
• Sampson understood to deny making comment about player’s Nigerian family

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/21/eni-aluko-england-manager-mark-sampson-ebola

>americlaps literally clapping at the eclipse on tv

>>77736019
We're literally the only good guys left in the PL.

>>77736087
>lose case against him saying anything abusive to you at all
>make some more shit up after

>>77736087
>alukoon
go back to africa luv

>tfw overcast

No eclipse for me then I guess.

About 7:45 start right?

>>77736087
Pretty harmless in my cis white opinion. Calling her a nigger or some other racial slur would have been over the line but an Ebola joke is text book example of banter.

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>>77736103

>>77736087
>being this desperate to play for England again
Chelsea Ladies should terminate her contract for blatant lying.

>>77736064
Being homophobic will be legal soon in England with the masses of pakis gaining power.

>>77736045
Can't think of any other PL club who actively sells their best players away and reduces squad depth. Not even Spuds are this bad, at least they don't sell Kane.

>>77736103
You're a plastic bandwagoner who chose Arsenal because it's the hipster bandwagon option.

Fuck off.

>>77736146
What a disgusting comment.

>Arsenal
>good guys
not even worth a (You). I can see you dont follow footy much

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>>77736087
Even if this actually happened, which ot probably didn't, you simply have to be able to take a fucking joke sometimes. I mean if she has an issue with it, why on earth wouldn't she just address this with him in person instead, and tell him something along the lines of "oi gaffer, about that joke you made the ebola, don't really appreciate that tbqh"

Attention whores I swear

>>77735931
Probably. If you're in good shape you might pull it off.

>>77736211
Inshallah, don't like it stand up for yourself.

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>>77736103
*carves your path*

>>77736087

Perfectly harmless joke desu

But considering her other claims were proven false, this obviously never happened. I'd like to know why she isn't getting in trouble for these false claims.

Bridcutt to Forest incoming

>*walks towards premier league*

>>77736299
Because she's a PoC, woman and attractive.

Like rich people and politicians, those types of people never face the consequences of their actions

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>>77736306
The fucking state of you

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>>77736319
>attractive

>blacks dominate mens football
>whites dominate womens football
maybe I should stop watching that shit mens league.
Which womens team do I support, since Blackchester United don't have one?

>>77736087
Longer interview:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/21/eni-aluko-interview-race-difficult-situation

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How will Arse fans react?

>>77736365
he's shit. Lingard is better

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>>77736365
>h-he goes missing all the time
>I-i don't even care if his best ever form was under mouyes

>>77736365
Mata is better and more productive than Ozil

>that TSSUUUUUUU at 0:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ETKAYRzvjs

>>77736396
>Griezmann cooking
nice

>>77736396
There is far too much Real Madrid in this trailer

>>77736087
I want those thick lips around my dick

>>77736319
>that billboard forehead
>attractive

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Just had quiches lorraine and its not even treat day. How badly did i fuck up?

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>>77736319
>attravtive

>>77736396
anybody got the TSUUUU video from the last cl final? The one with the interview, yt link preferred

>>77735891
The fuck? How does this even work? Blind faggots are amazing.

>>77736376
>>77736383
Ozil was the best no10 in the world under Mou. Mourinho is the only one that calls him out for being a lazy little queer and Ozil loves him for it. It'll be a great free transfer.

>>77736490
There's bells in the ball that they can hear so they know where it is.

>>77735945
Hitting the post is just a loud miss

>>77736494
>Ozil was the best no10 in the world under Mou.
No elite team plays with a 10 now though.

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>>77735945
>mfw my friend tried to convince me Kane was on the same level as Lewandowski/Benzema/Higuain/Suarez

>>77736526
Ummm no sweetie. Real Madrid are the only elite team in the world and Isco as the no10 is integral to them playing well.

>Pep Guardiola: "I don't like to play on Monday, the last game, when everybody is done. I don't like that, but it is what it is."

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*walks away from the premier league*

cannot conceal my disgust when some cunt suggests playing "the diamond"

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>>77736548
He is right. Monday football sucks donkey dick

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>Pebbles

>>77736554
A 442 diamond is the ultimate patrician formation if you have fullbacks good enough to allow you to play it. When you've got fullbacks as good as Marcelo and Carvahal it means you've essentially got 2 wingers as well as 3 in midfield, with another midfielder playing behind 2 (two) strikers. Unplayable.

>>77736546
>Isco is a 10
wew lad, it's time for you to read Inverting The Pyramid again

>>77736572
Nice ass.

>>77736587
w-what is this

>>77736587
>3CB meme again

fuck sake pep

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hurr durr lets both were blue

>>77733462
Source. It looks like she wanted to eat him up right there

>>77736627
Dark Blue v City has worked well in the past

>>77736627

literally nothing wrong with it, every chelsea city game is dark v light

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His name is Manager

Everton XI: Pickford, Keane, Jagielka, Williams, Holgate, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Baines, Davies, Rooney, Calvert-Lewin.

>>77736077
Holy shit this is great news

>>77733597
>Le idiot is too blind to see that the ball wasn't going in anyways

>>77736511
>tres al Atleti
gets me every time

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*has goal disallowed*

>>77736646
His number is PG