/heem/: amplifies the force edition

what does mean heem

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing that cunt Pena get obliterated on live TV

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How does this image make you feel?

>>77684886
Makes me want to invest in Stock market

>>77684886
hi

>>77684944
hello

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THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

MICHAEL

THE COUNT

BISPING

jesus pena is fine as fuck

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>>77684783
This is unironically true.

>>77684949
>UNDISPUTED
There is literally an interim champ.

His name is Michael Bisping. The reigning champion is Robert Whittaker.

Episode 1000 of JRE today with Joey Diaz. New meme potential in 3 bongs.

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>>77684783

>>77684949
>“All that stops Georges from doing - Georges is still in the position of power, much as I don’t like to admit that. Listen, I’m fighting GSP and I have a fan base and people like to watch me fight or people like to see me get knocked out. Win or lose, people do tune in. But GSP is a big name and he brings the huge Canadian market with him and that’s what the UFC are after. They want all those Canadians to start buying the pay-per-views again. From what I’m hearing, pay-per-view sales in Canada haven’t been doing too well lately so they want GSP to come back and they want all those people, all those lumberjacks to start buying the Pay-Per-Views again.
>If, God forbid, he beats me, he has it in the contract that he has to fight Robert Whittaker. But he can retire. He can retire if he wants. They cannot force you to fight. So let’s say he was to say, ‘I retire’ and then say, ‘Hey, listen, I’ll come out of retirement to fight at 170 [pounds]. UFC, do you want to sell all those pay-per-views again, yes or no? It’s up to you.’ So really . . . one would assume that he can really do what he wants. They can’t force him to fight.”

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I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like in Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

Does Finland have any good MMA fighters?

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Money money money team (12x)

Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

Take it back , when I was 17
Distribution like the Medellin
Take a look into my eyes
You can see the pain figure ,what I really mean

Mamma moved me out the hood
They can never take me from it, imma never leave
So I had to get the money team
Money money money money team!!

I remember it was all a dream
The Life we living it ain't what it seems
Floyd got me feeling like a Milli a Milli
Moonwalking like I’m Billie Jean

Southside finch, I done came up from the bottom
Of the bottom, look at me
Now a nigga on the money team
Money money money money team!!

Lately I been feelin' wonderful
All theses hundreds need a hundred more
On point got a ton in stock
Just a little what I got in store

Take a look of what the money do
Youngin’ I ain't even 22
Baby K hold 22
You can tell me what you want to do

But I really ain't into all the static
Leave the situation looking graphic
Automatic know that ill be more than happy
Poof gone, imma work the magic

More then happy imma make it happen
Innovator imma get it made
Paint a perfect picture anime
Ain't on Adelaide unless I’m getting paid

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Money money money team (12x)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

They would of thought a nigga from Atlanta
But I’m cooling out in Caribana
Where your manners, nigga where your manners
All designer on me like I'm panda
In the cut, I'm sipping dirty Fanta
Wrap it up , I gift it , like I’m santa
HO HO , Slow do better than no dough, Hey Hey
In the booth I do the running man
I ain't stop until a hunned bandz
Understand I ain't a runner man
Money dance I do the money dance
100 bands I count 100 bands
In America, The son of Sam
Man they say they really want it
But I realize that they don’t really want it man!

Money money money team (12x)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

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>>77684962
No one in the UFC has shown as much heart will power and sheer determination as Bisping. Most fighters woulda walked away from the sport after Hendo KO or at least eased his way back.

Most fighters woulda thrown in the towel after the Anderson knee not go hell for leather in the next two rounds to close out the fight.

Who other then The Count coulda believed he could beat Rockhold after losing to him in the way he did?

Who but Bisping could eat 2* H-bombs and still come back and out work him for a win and avenge a loss that could have negatively shaped his entire career?

He isn't the best fighter kicking around but by god he is a warrior who never gives up and if I had to go to war he would be one dude you would want at your side.

He is the Champ and he can say whatever the fuck he wants about whoever the fuck he wants

>>77685008
Most fighters would have stepped up and fought contenders instead of ducking

YOU EJIT

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>>77685008
>>and avenge a loss that could have negatively shaped his entire career?

>don't come close to finishing Hendo at any point in 23 minutes
>come very close to being finished twice by a ninety five year old
>avenge a loss

You know what's better than recovering from two H-Bombs? Not getting hit by them in the first place.

You know what's better than winning a decision against Dan Henderson? Finishing him, like the two guys in the co-main had managed to do.

>He is the Champ

He vacated his belt to Whittaker. Weren't you watching 213?

Which fighters are pleb filter?

>>77685089
Floyd, Frankie, Aldo, Mighty Meme, Maia, Rosholt, Shields, Fitch, Covington.

>>77685008
>Most fighters woulda walked away from the sport after Hendo KO or at least eased his way back.

>Most fighters woulda thrown in the towel after the Anderson knee not go hell for leather in the next two rounds to close out the fight.

Are you actually serious right now?

Name one fighter not named Brendan Schaub who fits the above criteria.

So there are LFA fights tonight?

>>77685148
Weidman for the second one

>>77685151
I dont know.

>>77685102
>Covington
>literally did a WWE type event here this week

>>77685008
>Michael The Free (You)...jpg
this is spam moderators

>>77685163
Weidman didn't throw in the towel, Herb told him it was an illegal strike.

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http://m.sherdog.com/events
So many events today, Calendarni**er failed us

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Didn't this bitch win tuf or some shit will she ever fight?

>>77685236
She fights cancer you insensitive jerk

Is there a better/nicer smelling bunghole in MMA than Miesha Tate's?

>>77685248
None come close

>>77685245
How good is cancer's takedown defense

>>77685236
She ate some tiramisu once. IIRC she's back in sparring, but no date for a return fight yet.

>>77685245
And you don't think she deserves it after what she did?

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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

i like the song desu bruhs

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How fucked up is Hunto's brain gonna be in 5-10 years?

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>>77685295
Not too late to jump on they money train

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>>77685295
I like how eventually Floyd will be eight feet tall.

https://youtu.be/bQYeSXpC244

How does Conor intend to fight a ghost?

>>77685236
I think shes fighting rico verhoven

our boy pianoman is still alive boys. The schaub fight has been rescheduled goddammit

btw real quick what is your favorite choke submission move

>>77685345
Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77685345
darce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riQ8NwuA3y4

Kevin on in 20 minutes, will confirm if the fight is on or not

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>>77685332
Something something angles, something something deadly left, something something distances, something something outawkward, something something youth, something something southpaws.

>>77685345
Sauce on Piano?

>>77684648
wonderboy looks like a lightweight

>>77685332
Gotta stop using words like "Genius", "IQ" and "intelligent" even when it's about boxing/ring intelligence, because those words should not be used in the same sentence as Floyd, who has an IQ of 80 and can't even read.

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>>77684886

I hope I can pull off bald look like that in case I ever start balding.

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Woon hoondrid millian, 'bout to quadroople my netwoorth AMA

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point out at least 2 fighters who are going to lose a fight this year

>>77685368
great webm but be real
floyd never seen anyone like conor and he is fucking 40.

>>77685223
Lol it wasn't Herb. And he milked the """""foul""""" and tried playing the system because he was getting his ass beat

>>77684886
>>77685396
he's 36 with "no hair" and looks like that without makeup
why are men so superior?

>>77685430
>>77685396
Why is GSP so alpha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY

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>>77685248
I think Rose?

Fresh heem, a few hours hold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrWtIY_U_U0

>>77685442
10 years younger, gsp still looks better

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>>77685248
Alexa for sure

>>77685475
I can smell the taco from here

>>77685440
How can such a polite, awkward Frenchie be such a Chad?

>>77685440
>gsp talks about sex

dropped

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https://youtu.be/EDMPlg659dk

Is she /ourgal/?

>>77685551
She's unironically better at striking than Dandois

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>>77685551
>be a girl
>have no tits
>have no ass

What's the point of being a girl then?

>Still 2 weeks till the next UFC event

KILL ME

>>77685593
I need her to sit on my face for no less than two minutes

>>77685332
Nobody can take that left hand shot. Nobody

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>>77685593
vageen

>>77685593
>those disgusting shoes

>>77685600
LFA tonight (no thanks to calendarcunt)

>>77685617
>>those disgusting shoes
Dude you need to lower your priorities. People don't give a fuck about little things like that, stop being an autistic little hater. She looks nice enough for your ass to start trembling in her presence, stuttering and obviously not having any game, I doubt you'd actually care about her shoes if she showed any interest in you. Fucking bum.

>>77685551
CARLA EZPARZA-ESQUE IS HER STRIKING, JOE!

>>77685593
Skinny girls are fun as hell to ragdoll and they can usually take some heavy pounding,

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>>77685440
sometime hose wort iz like zee stock marquet

sometime iz up, sometime iz down

>>77685551
What do you think her tiny little fists hitting you feel like?

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TONIGHT.. on TITAN FC: Very, Old, Man ... AGAINST ... Very, Black, Man

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>>77685551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtECpKEE6ho

I think this semen slurping channel is for me lads

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>>77685648
>ragdoll a skinny girl
>doesn't jiggle at all

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Did you know it's former champion Miesha Tate and current champ Joanna Jędrzejczyk's birthdays today?

>>77685615
that's not your ex, lad. source me up

>>77685679
Why does he wear a blonde Afro?

>>77685551
Joanna BTFO

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>>77685679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbqDuZEyh8Q

lmao this chick is wild

>>77685693
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papakha

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>>77685719
Click bait if I've ever seen it

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>>77685679
>>77685719

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>>77685719
oh boy shes completely insane.

/heem/

Her
Erotic
Entertainment
Mesmerizes

oh im about to get banned for that

Nick Roehrick Flagged for Potential Anti-Doping Violation After UFC Debut

who?

I'm starting to think Weidman deserved both wins against Silva.

The first one, people were saying Oh Silva isn't respecting the sport, and that the was clowning. Nope, this has been his strategy all along, it's supposed to get you to bite, then he strike. Weidman was just too fast for him.

The second fight where his leg snapped, Weidman was winning, he even knocked him out in the first round but luckily the ref didn't see it and allowed him to go down into guard.

Anderson was getting frustrated and started kicking him, and Weidman prepared very well at checking kicks.

It was either the end of Silva's career anyway or Weidman was really a beast. Not sure how he lost it to Rockhold.

>>77685686
>he had to copy joanna's last name because he's too stupid to memorize it

>>77685845
The guy who got the shit beaten out of him by Cannonier on short notice. I was looking forward to his next fight, too.

>>77685862

Weedman is only good at beating old washed up brazilians

>>77685862
redpill: weidman is the best MW in the world and arguably the GOAT, all of his losses he was winning the fight up until one very small mistake/fluke

>>77685878
And fat mexicans.

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>>77685873
Can burgers even type ę ?

>>77685898
i think so, let me try.
ę

>>77685885
Whittaker would retire him

>>77685885
He is definitely the greatest Irish fighter of all time.

>>77685885
This might actually be one of the dumbest things I've read on /heem/ because there's a hint that you're semi serious

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>>77685885
>all of his losses he was winning the fight
Two judges gave Rockhold every round, the other gave him every round but the first.

>>77685949
>le judges are never wrong

>>77685963
those judges hired by the nevada athletic commission are nobodies with no background in mma and some are even women, like women in their 40s with no fighting experience

tell me again why i should give a fuck about judges scorecards?

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>he was winning until he lost

>>77685963
Rockhold is chinny and has no gas tank, Weidman would have heemed him in the fifth if he didn't try spinning shit

>>77685936
Weidman is too big for Whittaker. He would wrestle him, out box him, there's literally no area where Whittaker holds an advantage

>>77685943
Yoel was a fluke victory off a flying knee, he got screwed over by a technicality in the gayguard fight, and I already explained how he had the Rockhold fight in the bag but lost due to one tiny fuck up

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>>77685967
>>77685981
>salty Weidman shills
Why, I never.

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>>77685905
You copy and pasted didn't you ?

>>77685986
lol Weidman's too big for Whittaker but Romero isn't while fighting him with one leg? Hilarious

>Weidman would outbox Whittaker
HOWLING

>>77685986
Ruined it mate, bait was alright at first

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>>77685986
>He would wrestle him
Weidman couldn't get Romero down. Romero couldn't get Whittaker down.

>out box him
He just got knocked down by the last fat welterweight he fought.

>he had the Rockhold fight in the bag but lost due to one tiny fuck up
If it had gone to decision there's literally no way he could have won.

Come on now.

>>77685989
Weidman's a cuck faggot who probably wishes he voted Bernie just for Aljo

Judges are still useless

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>Yoel was a fluke victory off a flying knee

>>77685998
Romero is tiny, the fuck are you talking about. Weidman is a massive MW, he's a natural LHW. Whittaker is a welterweight who got heemed by fucking wonderbread lmao

@77686008
Nice try

>>77686008
Rumble got choked out by Koscheck.

>>77686005
It was 1-1 going into the third

>>77685943
>one of the dumbest things I've read on /heem/
>not force amplifying headgear

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>"this will be the most action packed summer we've ever seen, guys"
>literally nothing happens for 5 weeks

Damn, I got jewed by uncle Dana again...

yuge The Chris fan chiming in here

The Chris' greatest strength was his cerebral tactical mindset. now suddenly, he GOOFs it in every fight.literally a meat head.. in my honest opinion win 1 more LUCRATIVE fight and hope rockhold wins his. call him out and prove whether he deserves a title shot

>>77686019
And who won the third?

Wideman was shooting naked, he wasn't going to recover from his shitty performance in the second.

>>77686020
Adding more mass to something will increase the force of it. Pretty basic physics if you ask anyone not severely autistic

>>77686020
Alright yeah that's pretty bad lel

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Where you at Jorge?!

>>77686032
im not falling for this bait lad

women's 125 div when?

Mens 195 div when?

>>77686032
>Adding more mass to something will increase the force of it.

So if my semi is carrying eight tons of cement, are you going to do more damage when you drive your minivan into it?

>>77686048
>125
Next TUF

>195
Literally never. LHW and MW are too thin to split like that.

>>77686047
Its really a simple concept. Headgear for years has been proven to be useless for concussion prevention. Your autistic memes don't change established science

>>77686030
Was agreeing with him, weidman was far more gassed than yeol

>>77686045
i dont like it when 2 of my boys fight but i kinda want jorge to heem wonderboy

>>77685986
whittaker would literally get back up in 3 seconds if Weidman took him down.

then headkick that fucked up cheekbone of his and thatd be that.

>>77686070
I want George to get the W because otherwise how the fuck is he supposed to meme on Woodley?

>>77686070
Wonderboy is unheemable, he has an absolutely granite chin

Can't fucking wait for all the Strikeforce My Guys to watch their """boy""" get memed on. Masvidal fanboys are basically just an edgier version of Diaz fanboys.

>>77686070
>wondercuck is my boy

Is this a bait?

Gonna be nice making stupid amounts of free money off the inevitable Wonderboy-Masvidal odds

Masvidal will heem Wonderpedo

Why did no one teach Demian Maia how to do a double leg takedown?

He could literally be #1 welterweight in UFC history if he had a decent wrestling coach.

>>77686091
Wonderboy is as granite as Eddie Alvarez. Theyre good at taking shots and recovering but theyre not remotely unheemable

>>77686093
>not liking spinning meme knockouts

>>77686108

Jitz fags are retarded and don't bother wrassling.

Frank Mir would be the HW champ if he could do a double leg takedown consistently.

>>77686106
Wonderboy is going to be in a pure striking matchup. He starches anyone in that regard

>>77686129
He did, he had a literal "takedown" camp, the whole point of training for this fight was to get Tyron to the floor, the rest would be cake. The problem was his "wrestling" coach was really just a BJJ coach with some Judo background. Ridiculous waste of talent.

>>77686112
He ate two of the Woodley overhands that heemed Lawler, who is known for his toughness, in a single round. He legitimately has an insanely good chin, not even memeing here.

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>stephen "missionary position sometimes gets too spicy for me" thompson

>>77686132

>Strike with Woodley a literal wrestler
>Almost get heem'd twice

>>77686150
Maia is a threat because of the way he fights. Assuming fighters could just hypothetically throw in another massive wrinkle without scarificing something else is absurd

Conner was hitting a stationary target in Nate for 2 rounds and he still gassed himself out lol

>>77686168
>t. bongpost

lol

>>77686159
And he almost got knocked out multiple times. Thats not granite. Thats good + good at recovering

>>77686168
Woodley has a wrestling threat and is far bigger than Masvidal.

>>77686150
>He did, he had a literal "takedown" camp, the whole point of training for this fight was to get Tyron to the floor, the rest would be cake.

His camp was literally like a month long. Woodley had three; he was in training for this before Maia-Mas happened.

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>>77686108
There's no knowledge base to draw on from Jitz, same reason you get these wrestlers like Covington that fucking ragdoll people without ever coming close to a submission.

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What did Conor's driver mean by this?

>>77685593
>be a man
>never lift or train
>spends all day on 4chan

What's the point fella?

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>>77686174
Try wailing on a guy that has 600 pounds and 5 feet on you for 2 rounds and see if it doesn't make you tired.

>>77686178
t. Americuck neo nazi poster

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Can you guys stop giving poland so many fucking (You)'s seriously stop

>>77685551
wew, I know a future GOAT when I see one.

anyone else catch those lightning quick backhands? no other female does those, think about it for a minute.

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>>77686227
Poland is based. beat it, get lost!

>>77686227
Its this one obese loser >>77686238
and no one else

>>77685551
>wmma

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<----- No Time

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>>77686238
>bisping poster
>based

>>77686225
>everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi
you're delirious lad

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>>77686227
Again with the nazi shit Hans huh ?

>>77686245
Stay asshurt you'll never be as liked as calendarni**er or Poland
>>77686254
Funny how you all act like his like for Bisping is new, he's always liked that coward for odd reasons

>>77685440
i didn't know really much about him except his fighting, but fuck he's really a likeable guy isn't he?
and all those women wanting him, fuck me that must be a sweet life. why can't my life be like that??

>>77686254
Slav is the new white, deal with it.

>>77685396
>>77685430
>>77685440
he's not bald, it's a fucking buzzcut with the hairline lined up to get rid of any irregular hair growth

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Let's appreciate the future champ for a bit

GSP has never been bald he shaves his head bald to fight.

>>77685332
>one or two swings then back to defense

God boxing is awful

If you expect Conor to stop striking him after a couple missed shots you are insane

>>77686212
How has this dude not been cut yet? He's always getting heemd by Africans.

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<-- Gooby

>>77686108
He wasn't able to get his usual training camp done. He generally moves away and trains proper wrestling for camps, where I imagine he'd also get tips against Woodley, but because of the short notice he wasn't able to do so and really just spent 4 weeks doing what he already knew I guess

>>77685332
overhook the ghost with his right arm and punch him with the left

repeat for 36 minutes

>>77686316
ok?...


weirdo.

>>77686254
You'll notice he's also the spammer considering how much of a friend simulating loser he is giving everyone nicknames. This is him on his meds before he loses it

>>77686361
ok?...


weirdo.

>>77686352
Honda's face should be getting headkicked

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I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE GOOBY GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>>77686323
In order to keep firing you need to cut the ring off effectively. MMA fighters on the whole are so bad at it that turning around and running away has started to crop up as an effective strategy.

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>>77686378
back up due

>>77686378
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>77686323
You are insane if you think Conor swinging for even more air is somehow a productive strategy

>>77686405
>>77686406
I can't let you get close.jpg

Obese spammer about to freak

>tfw i could heem every here

>>77686443
What evidence do you have of me being the spammer? Sperg less please

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>GSP humilates Bisbong wins MW belt
>GSP slaughters Tyrone wins WW belt
>GSP humbles Goob wins LW belt
>GSP retires the undisputed three division natty GOAT

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*GADOOOSH*

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Que a gente se encante cada vez mais pela simplicidade, pelo que é de verdade, por tudo que vier do coração...
• • •
Let us love more and more for simplicity, for what is real, for everything that comes from the heart ...

how does GSP weigh 197 and Tony Ferguson weighs 200

>>77684648
damn pena is almost hotter than wonderboy

>>77686485
GSP is the same height as Conor

>>77686398
Denis, calm down. Why don't you check and see if bj is available for a rematch

>>77686466
This is the obese spammer

>>77686467
Best timeline

>>77685089

BJ Penn, DC, Fedor, Barnett, Maia, Mighty Mouse,

>>77686485

Tony lies

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>>77686468
What did you mean by this?

>>77686323
that'll just leave Conor open to repeated, lightning-fast, ass-whoopings.
one after another until he learns.

>>77686485
I doubt either is true, I wish they'd do fight night weigh-ins. They're normal for boxing so hopefully we'll get an idea of how much Goober is actually rehydrating

>>77686533

>BJ

t. 198er

>>77685428

That didn't happen you lying sack of shit.

He was chilling. So?

>>77686543
Oh boy the obese spammer is getting revved

Mammy take away your computer you fat loser?

WHEN FRANKIE EDGAR WAS LURKING THEY THREW FUCKING DENIS SIVER ON HIM OH DENIS SIVER'S AVAILABLE OH HO HERE'S DENIS SIVER

Robin Black is anti-white kike lover like Schaub

>>77686623
post your fav robin black song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

>Frankie vs BJ 4
>Frankie vs Maynard 4

WHo would Frankie beat harder?

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>>77686623
>like Schaub
That isn't true at all my guy.

>>77686623
Dana White is anti-black mick lover, just like Joseph Rogan

>>77686667
Schaub fawns over his asshole and wife being ravaged by other men all the time

>>77686691
lol no he doesn't at all

>>77686677
Irish aren't white. Dana hates Jews too even though he has to work for kikes supreme. He's just milking paychecks at this point. Rogan loves Jews

>>77685673
Wait is the undercard starting at midnight? That would be fucking retarded.

>>77686667
Someone post CoralSprings.png

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJzjJaDrf9o

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>inb4 not me
>inb4 already been verified
>inb4 it literally says its you

>>77685593

I hate this attention whore, but I want to penetrate her.

>>77686755
Dont watch JRE its Jew Rogan's leftist subversion

>>77686775
>saying inb4 automatically makes everything true

That guy is a c-list actor I believe.

>>77686788
how does that proof that it isn't oral springs?

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>>77686755

>>77686797
Because I know what I look like lol

>>77686775
What emotion is Schaub trying to convey here?

>>77686729
>Irish aren't white
I'll never understand this multi-layered type of racism. How can someone be dumb enough to be racist and still come up with weird bullshit rules that separate white people by nationality

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Post your favorite manlet

>>77686654
Wow it doesn't take much to set off this loser and his multiple personality disorder huh?

>>77686812
>>77686775
lol this is hillarious

>>77686825
I would literally choke fagweather into a living death

>>77686825
>t. too much goofy shirt money

>>77686729
Dana hates blacks as evidenced by his treatment of Tyrone "Dindu nuffin in my fights" Woodley. Rigan hates them evidenced by his propaganda of devils weed which was created to keep da black man down.
They both love Irish as all Bostonians do

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>>77686825
Pound for pound best fighting manlet. I dare anyone to name a better manlet.

>>77686654
how about you fuck off to /pol/

>>77686885
Relax Ariel

>>77686825
Fun Fact: that is an ordinary Medium-size popcorn box.


>>77686869
obviously.

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>>77686869
Dominick Cruz is objectively better than Demetrious Johnson in unarmed combat

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>>77686869

>>77686904
Ariel swearing.
ever.

he no degen.

>>77686871
The fact that you're actually mentally ill and so grotesque that you consider spamming on 4chan a worthwhile hobby makes me feel awful for you. Actually I lied, it doesn't. You are a disappointment to everyone around you.

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>>77686654
Brett is based all others are retarded
pic related

>>77686819
doing shit like that is literally all they have.

>>77686916
I wish Cruz was still the champ. DJ's really improved since he was in the bantamweight division and a super fight between them would be more competitive this time.

>>77686916
>You will never meet up with Cruz and shitpost on heem.com
Why live..

>>77686927
You must be a Jew

>>77686932
Isn't it funny Dave Doyle is out of the closet but this crypto-kike isn't?

https://youtu.be/c3vwJnEUrm0

MACBEDDED

>>77685685

Can't blame rapefugees for assaulting that sexually desu.

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>mfw Floyd goes down in the first

is there a betting line for floyd suffering an injury during the fight?

is there a betting line for a chair being thrown into the ring?

>>77686648

Maynard beat him in all three fights.

is there a betting line for mauro naming the jews during the fight?

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>189ers have been here for over 2 years

>>77686323

>what is exhaustion
>what is eating flush counters

>>77686129

Mir can take anyone down but wrestlers.

1995 was 28 years ago

>>77685223
>>77685428
The second one was Romero. Rockhold beat the sh*t out of him. Then Romero heemd him cold. Then Mousasi kind of beat him.

would this guy have been elite at mma?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Panzram

he raped over a thousand men

>>77687117
Work on that math my guy

>>77687131
how about you work on my math me dude

Question: if I bet money on the MayMac fight, do these two chucklefucks somehow benefit from it?

I like the free money from betting on Mayweather, but I will never support this farce financially.

>>77685990
Füçk off fåggôt

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>>77687125
Men were huge pussies in those days. The average weight was 160 pounds. Think about it.

>>77687143
Bookies buy tons of ad space for events like that

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>you will never befriend Lonely Cruz
why live?

>>77687177
He's not lonley just checking on his fellow lads on /heem/ seeing if piana vs schloob is on

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>>77687177
it's sad he's destined to be alone

EPISODE 1000 IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

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>>77687142
1995 + 28 = 2023. We're are in 2017 so you would subtract 2023 - 6 = 2017
>das it mayne

>>77687192
No one cares dude

>>77687201
I care, fuck off.

>>77687192
episode 1k should have been smth special

not a stoner Cuban defector wannabe comedian

Fidel should have heemed him

>>77687207
Does Luke spit or swallow?

>>77687224
depends on his mood

>>77686467
would be really bad for the sport since GSP isn't really a fighter he wins on points. he's the mayweather of MMA is meant to be a fight sport not a game.

>>77686048
I don't think a cruiserweight is viable in MMA.

I do think Uncle Dana should stop fucking around and give us super heavyweight. There's at least 4 or 5 heavyweight contenders that could move up to that division

someone post roided/esnormal silva

i need the pic

>>77687317
what if a lighter HW like Cain wanted to fight at SHW because he thinks he might have an advantage, would that be allowed or do you have to be over 265

>>77687208
And you're no one

>>77687001
DC lost and so will connor

>>77687317
Lol no there isn't thats be a complete wasteland and just take away from what little there is at heavyweight

>>77686354
that is so sad to hear

Anyone else skeptical of this solar eclipse nonsense? Why does the government not wanting us to look at the sun? This seems like something's fucked up. It's the fucking sun bro, we were born on this planet outside underneath it for millions of years. Now the government says nooo, the sun is bad for you, don't go outside, the solar eclipse will blind you. I mean really dude? The sun will blind you? This is total bullshit. Don't even get me started on skin cancer bro

>>77687343

Do you know how weightclasses work?

Of course he would have to be over 265.

>>77687391
thoughts on jews?

>>77687283
gsp was the most popular highest paid fighter in the game when he left

people like GSP, he sells out

>>77687391
Joe Rogan quote?

>>77687343
I think 265+ is the way to go.

Overheem, Lewis, Struve, and Blaydes could move up. Hunto could switch between.

>>77687283
GSP would beat the shit out of half the UFC in a fight get real, quit crying

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How long before Jorge panic wrestles?

>>77687379
Woodley was in training camp before Maia-Masvidal even took place. Maia got fucked hard

>>77687464
Thompsividal

>>77687192
Literally who the fuck are these cucks. 1000 should've been Goob

>>77687464
Thompson is a WAY better wrestler than Jorge lol, won't happen.

Jorge could heem him though if Thompson fucks up.

>>77684680
heem = heterosexual elite men

>>77687475
haha

DAE LE GOOBS XD

>>77687478
You've got that entirely backwards lol

>>77687499

How did Rory do? Why didn't Woodley wrestlefuck him?

>>77687192
>Guest isn't Mike Goldberg

Why bother?

>>77687442
Even Ubereem that fought Lesnar was well below 265.
Superheavy would either 7 feet tall lankets, roid monsters with no stamina or fat guys

>>77687507
Masvidal has infinitely better takedown defense and ability to scramble. He also occasionally implements offensive wrestling with takedowns. The man defended everything Maia threw at him while Wonderboy was a turtle when Tyron layed on him

How is Wonderboy the better wrestler? How is he more likely to be at odds to be knocked out as one of the top American kickboxers of his generation?

>>77686755
>1000nd episode
>two literally who's on it

WGAF

>>77685551
why did someone with no discernable personality decide upon this 'career'?

>>77687507
And Woodley obviously needed to set up his takedowns and not just ram straight into a counter but whenever he got his hands around Wonderboy he was able to take him down and hold him down. Rory hardly even wrestled, he went for a bunch of meme rolls.

>>77687514
>Superheavy would either 7 feet tall lankets, roid monsters with no stamina or fat guys
That sounds fucking great. What's your point?

>>77687598
>>>/asp/

>>77687565
>infinitely better takedown defense
That's just false, I will say Thompson probably can't take him down.
>How is Wonderboy the better wrestler?
He's proven it versus superior competition minus Maia.
>How is he more likely to be at odds to be knocked out
Because Jorge is the better boxer and has great head movement, if he gets inside he has the advantage.

>>77685719
is there a pornhub.com version of this?

>>77687464
This fight, like almost every masvidal loss, has split decision written all over it.