HABT. IHR. BOCK? time for /sp/ to support the chaotic evil

>Kevin-Prince
As on the stands so on the pitch.
Club of chimp-out mongrels.

this is bundes

okay
hello

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Is this Bandy-liiga?

>>77676101
Is this Lauri?

hijacked

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>>77675834
personally I'm more of a lawful evil guy

>>77676101
what is a bandy?

>>77676126
based

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who /LivesInFearOfRelegation/ here?

>>77676132
Like hockey on ice. Not ice hockey. With a ball like in hockey.

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>>77676148
Are you talking about ice hockey?

>>77676108
No.
Is this Dieter Bohlen?

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I hope that Lauri is okay.

>>77676147
Why fear certainty?

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>>77675834

who cares about this average ass club lmao?

>>77676184
pls delet!1

>>77676156
It's ice field hockey, field hockey on ice. Imagine you're playing field hockey with your fellow metrosexual uppercall university students. Suddenly it rains really hard and the field is ankle deep under water as if your mother had squirted on my cock again. Now it's getting really cold, cold enough to make even refugees stop hanging around at that bakery with free wifi that was losing lots of customers because fuck getting mugged by niggers in the morning, and voila: you're playing field hockey. On ice.

>>77676196

t. Offenbacher Hurensohn

>>77676216
fianlly someone explains stuff to me in a language that I understand.

SCHON IST NE SOMMERNACHT VORBEI
VIELES PASSIERT HIER IN OFFENBACH AM MAIN
ZWEI MÄDCHEN HABEN IHR SCHICKSAL GEFUNDEN
UND SIND GESTERN NACHT IM MAIN ERTRUNKEN
DIE SCHULD HABEN DIE BULLEN
DENN SIE HABEN NUR ZUGESEHEN
SO WAR ES DOCH IHR HURENSöHNE

ive never met a non-autistic german

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name my band /notbundes/

>>77676301
me neither ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>77676301
I've never met a brazilian. You might just be a meme made up by /int/ and the FIFA, I'll never know.

>>77676312
Gang(bang) of Four

>>77676312
Damn, HaHü is a big guy

gib hradecky millions and he'll stay

>>77676312
1,5 Betreuer je minderjährigem Flüchtling

>Marco Fabian is kill again, this time until 2018
Is his European career done?

>>77676345
Lel

>>77676367
Don't think so. Right now Frankfurts attacking power is highly dependant on him, so his standing is pretty high.

>>77676337
thought the same. more like Hasenhütte if not Hasenhaus if you ask me.

Do you rate Chandler?

>>77676978
Best character in the show after Ross

>>77676978
Always thought that he was a bit one dimensional, but he really did came good after Kovac last season.

>>77677271
*under Kovac

>>77677271
>>77677280
I hope he does well for Frankfurt as well as for us because we really need fullback depth.

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39th for Jule

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>>77678454
ughhhh thats the name of an exgf of mine

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>>77678487
Post pic

>>77678504
dont have any pics of her anymore. had some nice tiddies tho

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>>77678454
sweaty boobs

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>>77678563
Hey anon, I need you to come here and help me finish off this stretch

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>>77678853
I wonder what those pants smell like

>>77676328

Dude is onto something.
Is brazil even real?

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>Bayern Munich’s Mats Hummels has become the second high-profile international player to pledge 1% of his salary to a charity that supports global football initiatives for disadvantaged children.

>>77675834
NUR DER OFC

>>77681265
wasn't this faggot blonde a while ago

>>77680911
i've met portuguese but never a brazilian

>>77680911
but if not then who makes all the brazilian porn?

also Burke sold to Palace for 18m, Kampl might replace him (why would Neverkusen agree though).

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Is this the ROTE BULLEN general?

>>77681860
only if someone posts a picture of a nice home made cake

>read through Harald Schmidt jokes
>"Was ist die Gemeinsamkeit zwischen der Schwulenbewegung und dem FC Bayern München? Keiner stammt aus dem eigenen Nachwuchs."
lamo

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Gib Hradecky or else ...

>>77682201
just realised that I haven't fapped in 3 days. am I dying, /HABT.IHR.BOCK/ ?

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Bit disappointed about the Burke deal desu. Should've stayed and proved to himself that he's capable of adapting to a more "sophisticated" playing style. Now he's probably just going to end as another british pace babby.

>>77682097
hehe, but that's wrong (Alaba, Hummels, Müller)

>>77682441
yes

>>77682526
I wouldn't count Alaba as their youth player desu.

>>77682543
yeah, you're right
same thing with kroos

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WTF??

>>77682608
yes

NUR

DER

HSV!

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>>77682647
wow

Can Leverkusen do it?

>>77682647
aesthetic ∞

>>77682673
no.

>>77682494
not even a done deal yet

>>77682660
Dosen't Kühne realise that he isn't helping the club by flinging shit through the media every 2 weeks?

Can I do it?

do what?

Can you dig it

dig what?

>>77682526
>Alabama
>Bummels

lel no

>>77682660
see >>77682667

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p based

if RB manage to sign Kampl, they needed exactly one season in the bundes to become a bigger club than Leverkusen. let that sink in for a minute.

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>>77682925

free beer's

>>77682930
not that hard if you have infinite money tbf

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>>77682925
that schalke feel

>>77682930
but then Leverkusen is a bigger club than BVB? Because that is where he went from. Also it shouldn't be surprising, because Kampl literally was at RB Salzburg before and he probably knows all the staff already

>>77682952
>implying they do
yeah Bayer, Allianz, Adidas, VW are all shitting their pants because of the mighty Red Bull

>>77682957
but Kampl failed at Dortmund, last season he played over 2500 minutes.

>>77682930
Kampl nearly went to Beijng Guoan a few weeks ago. Is that a bigger club?

>>77682989
you really think Kampl would move from Neverkusen to Leipzig for the money? because that and Schmidt would have obviously been the reasons for a move to china.

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>leave being the chatoic evil to me

>>77683014
I think that he wants to leave Leverkusen deperately.
Doesn't matter if his next club is a step back or not.

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>>77683044

>>77683044
isn't that ape a professional wrestler yet

>>77683077

based

Damn I thought that poor man's Bushido was gone for good

>hating based KPB

wew you probably think Gazza was a shit footballer as well. Or Walter Frosch

hm thought about rooting a bit for frankfurt this season because of based gelson fernandes but looks like ill stick to just freiburg

>>77683640
>always injured
>always getting in trouble with refs and other plyers
>just fouls all day
but he scores a blooter every 15 games and talks like a tough guy so you know he's great

>>77683667
So he's like Robben, Vidal, Großkereutz and Pique all in one person. Pretty good

>>77683667
remember when he killed ballsack?

>>77683675
>Robben
more like Reus

>>77683083
>>77683640
>>77683680

Kevin-Prince, bitte! Es reicht mit dem Selbstschwuchteln.

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Bernard Tekpetey just became a Cashpointer for one year

>>77683680
>remember when he killed ballsack?
he should be made an ehrenspielführer for that desu

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>>77683786
Nice

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anyone know where i can buy this? can be fake as long as it looks real

>>77683857
do europeans besides mentally handicap/disorder/customers actually wear jerseys?
frankfurt hools would probably heem you

>>77683868
people here wear football jerseys casually whereever they go, yes

>>77683695

ugh, ge wek nach krautchan

Leverküssen will win 3-1

Had a look at my big bag of football shirts yesterday when I did my clear-out and reorganisation of my apartment.

I wish my parents had shelled out a bit more when I was young and bought proper replicas instead of those shit copies. Anyway, still have a few nice ones.

>>77684017
post them

>>77684017
they were probably saving to buy you your flat, jeeeeeeeeeeeeez

should I watch Bayern at 2:30 or go see a movie

>>77684017
post the shitby ones

>>77684037
watch the match and the movie afterwards

>>77684017
>shillbots

>>77684037
yes

sometimes i think it would be surprising to have the shirts of clubs i liked when i was very young

>>77684017
They didn't know how much you grow in the breast area.

>leverkusen vs buyern on zdf
what happened? did they aquire the license to show bundes games?

>>77684090
1st game of the season brah

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Gonna miss le game because of work. Hopefully there will not be too many memes

Also, someone make a proper /bundes/

>>77684090
>>77684101

>>77684179
ja

>>77684101
>>77684170

oh ok, got a little too excited there.

>>77684121

the bauern play in the bauernhof. it will be a boring 4-0 or so

>>77684025
>>77684045
I'll post some next week. Visiting the folks right now

>>77684217

did you roast a whole pig?

>>77684121
where did you get the pic of my gf from? DELET it now!

>>77684217
I have feeling that it's going to be a complete shitshow.

hopefully it will be a meme match 3 - 3 would be great

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>>77684276
Are you actually autistic or just a rabid shitposter?

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>refusing an offer of £114m for one of your employees

>>77684444
Comfier for sure

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>>77684404
>literally posting your last name on 4chan

>>77683640
>dude smoking lmao
he's just shit and stupid

>>77683868
only children and manchildren

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>>77684494
>not being a full kit wanker in the current year

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>>77684520
too confusing

Dammit Marco Fabian, why are you always injured???

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>Nicht nur bei der Vereinsführung von Borussia Dortmund hat Ousmane Dembélé sämtlichen Kredit verspielt. Auch mit den prominenten Eigentümern seines Einfamilienhauses droht offenbar Ärger. Wie die Bild-Zeitung berichtet, soll der streikende Profi der Schwarz-Gelben die Immobilie von Ex-BVB-Trainer Jürgen Klopp völlig vermüllt zurückgelassen und sich nach Frankreich abgesetzt haben.

>Obwohl der 20-Jährige erst seit einem guten Jahr im Eigentum des aktuellen Liverpool Teammanagers lebt, stapeln sich im Garten blaue Müllsäcke, dreckige Unterwäsche und heruntergekommene Möbel. Einige Fotos, die das Boulevard-Blatt veröffentlicht hat, belegen die Verwüstung.

lmao

>>77684545
they certainly weren't the moorish rapebabies they are today

lemon

>>77684552
>nicht die Fotos posten

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>>77684552
maybe stay away from the zoo next transfer period

>>77684568
>implying I'd pay for a Bild+ subscription

>>77684552
didn't some anon posted the same story already a few days ago claiming that it was a friend of him who called the BVB and complained about all the thrash around the house?

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be honest here, would you guys fuck with kloppo?

>>77684606
No. He'd probably beat me up pretty easily

>>77684593

yeah can confirm lmao. turns out he wasn't a liar after all.

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>>77684613
>/bundes/ starts
>kc tier discussion commences
Pottery

>>77684552
Pls translate this if it indeed about trash from dembele lmao

>>77684631

>dembelel lives in a house owned by klopp
>he apparently left the house littered with trash and fucked off somewhere abroad

>>77684628
I wanna hug Stally, but I fear that I would smell funny afterwards

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>>77684613
>mainly pure
like my toilet water

>>77684550
now he can party with KPB

>>77684613
This is utter bullshit.

t. 100% prussian blood

>>77684733
cause you're inbred niggers maybe

shit thread desu

>season starts
>/bintpol/ tards come out of their hole again
ugh
UGH

>>77684760
The evidence would be the colour of your skin, Barbosa.

>>77684770
I blame American muh heritage autism.

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cant wait to get fucking raped tonight

>>77684796
Fatso

>>77684795
whore

>>77684796
>that teint
>that heir
>that fat

The hand of a kebab shop employee,

>>77684837
What point? I came into the thread, called you a nigger and were proven right. Cheerio.

>>77684391

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>>77684884

>>77684884
e x p o s e d

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absolute state of this thread
Can't wait for football to start again

>Schweigeminute for Barcelona in the second Bundes
MAKE IT STOP I WANT MY FOOTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Grobkreutz styling on Pooli and /bundes is ded
shame

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https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article167805666/Beim-BVB-wundern-sie-sich-ueber-diesen-12-Jaehrigen.html

hold me, /notbundes/. please hold me.

don't like the new amerifat. old amerifag please act.

>>77685175
my hands are tied friend

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>>77685175
I have work soon
May good memes come to u and let American shitposts be of my quality or better

>>77684651
trash and used underwear

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>>77685157
ayyyyyyyyy
reminds me of this guy

>>77683675
I watched him week in week out in Milan. He is peabrained fucker who ruins attacks. He just shoots 99% of the time no matter the situation, 0.5% go in.

>>77685061
which bundes2 game should i watch while waiting for bauern?

>>77685395
Simulcast my man

>>77685421
i guess

Guys listen...

I have some delicate information about the profession of Timo Werner's mother...

>>77685550

i heard she doesnt DO IT FOR FREE?

>>77685563
not bad

Not a bad squad at all, would be better if Neuer was there

I wonder if the tourists will be able to find the thread?
Maybe someone should make a proper one. Surely it won't be autosaged on a "game day".

>>77685602
I would actually do it if this was denmarks apartment.

I'm looking forward to seeing what my goat boys in Köln are gonna have now that Modeste is gone

FC Bayern: Ulreich, Kimmich, Süle, Hummels, Alaba, Tolisso, Rudy, Vidal, Müller, Ribéry, Lewandowski

Leverkusen: Leno, Henrichs, Tah, S.Bender, Wendell, Aránguiz, Kohr, Bellarabi, Mehmedi, Bailey, Volland

>>77685631
homofag pls go

>>77685602
Cute doggos

Time to watch the la Vuelta team presentation.

>>77685563
literally a Granatenarsenal

>>77685633
>memedi

>>77685671
I bet his gf buys his clothes

>>77685671
Imagine Müller or Lahm dressing like this

The game is not on Danish tv the tv rights for this season aren't settled yet, but luckily my parents' cable package includes ZDF.

Burton Albion vs Birmingham is on Danish tv though lol

>>77685633
>no Kampl
literally confirmed to RB

only on ZDF?

>>77685695
Impossible

>>77685704
Him and Brandt on the bench

>THE CITY OF HAMBURGERS

>>77685671
>exposed ankle
Is this still a thing? I don't want to look gay in public desu.

Wow more than three thousand spectators at a Horsens home game, I bet half are AaB fans.

>>77685725
I think it can look okay if you have skinny legs. Looks horrific on someone like Neuer.

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If Manuel Neuer was a cat, he'd be a Manul

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You know remember Luke Shaw

>>77685764
God, what's wrong with him

>>77675834
ALEX MEIER FUSSBALLGOD

Wow Bundes starts tonight. About time. I thought you Germans were supposed to be a fish ant?

>>77685846
>fish ant
huuh?!

>>77685633

>Neverkusen wants to qualify for CL with this start line-up

eloel

>Scheiß Pauli

Someone post the picture of aleman

>>77685935
y

>>77685633
Is it unusual for a derby to be the season opener?

>fick dick dfb
>still attends match

>>77685956
hehe

>>77686001
Our "people" are dumb as straw

>the city of KSC

>>77686010
so are ours:
>>77685944
>>77685566
>>77684923
>>77684796

>>77686024
im not american because i have literally not a single drop of anglo in me

>that namefag mulatto obsessed with his blood

>>77686058
chubby chicano hands

Hope I'll be able to watch at least the last thirty minutes of today's match...

>>77686094
are you working?

this info segment of bundes VAR

/comfy/

>>77686077
Post his pic lol

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will there be FIVE goals?

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>>77686167
Just took this

>>77686155
omg my hand isnt even fucking chubby
>>77686077
>>77686155

>>77686191
post your body then

>>77686200
>implying

no fag, go find fap material somewhere else

ALSO KICK OFF IS VERY SOOn

whos going to be RB Leipzigs legend?

>>77686219
get your pre-match snack bean burrito ready chicano

>>77686224
i heard rumors about his mom

>>77686230
IM NOT A FUCKING CHICANO REEE

im getting ceviche tho :)

>>77686243
from your mexican step-father?

>not inflatable ducks

In german is there any rules to know which nouns are feminine and which are masculine? Im finding it impossible to remember which words require der or die or ein ir eine etc

>>77686283
SO. MUCH. THIS.

>>77686270
no i made it myself and my stepfather is a fucking anglo swiss Scandinavian

BRÜH IM GLANZE

She sounded like shit

I thought she was going to forget the words

american r&b version of the german anthem
kek

>it's a Robert plays like shit until he scores edition

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>>77686314
Helo evil-denmark

>>77686446
Hello

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>>77686446
Is this /bandy-liiga/?

Good

Are all these insane Barca bids for acoutinho a smokescreen while they work in the background on Eriksen?

Would make sense since he's ten times the player Coutinho will ever be.

>>77686290
No, just use "der" all the time to trigger feminists.

>>77686732
Who was the last white outfield player Barca have bought?
I honestly can't remember.

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>>77686813
kek

>>77686915
>I am a freethinker, I am an individual, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are.

what now?

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Rate my kicker team

>>77688470
>>/hc/

>>77688470

is kicker manager any good? i was always too lazy to start it.

>>77688470
schwarz/10

ugh didnt see the thread

i made one
>>77688785

Hello how was the game?

>>77689337
yes

>>77689394
Good

>>77676196
>average
More like garbage

>>77682753
He's true though.
HSV's leadership is full of lazy idiots who don't want change anything

>>77685764
THICC

Hello

>Fcb vs. Lev
predictable outcome desu. Don't know why people that are not Bayern fans still watch their games.

>>77676147
I think Stöger is based enough to make it. It will be a hard season though.

>>77676312
YOU JUST KNOW

>>77683868
It's funny because customers don't wear jerseys.
Supporters mostly wear club T-Shirts and dress in club colors.
Then you have the ones who buy all the small shit like scarves and hats.
And then you have the jersey+scarf(+cap) guys
Customers don't buy them because they think someone will actually care about who they support when playing a game with the lads.
Also>>77683974

Did Bayern actually look good or was this a case of neverküssen being neverküssen?

>>77689613
Bayern were attacked every 5 fucking minutes. If Leverkusen's players wouldn't have pretended do a PAT when being anywhere near the box, it would've ended 5-3

>>77689702
>if Leverkusen's players wouldn't have pretended do a PAT when being anywhere near the box
Kek.
Though Not sure if you're shareholder ""Austrian"" in which case I should take you're opinion with a grain of salt

>>77689782
>shareholder
I'm the VW FC guy

>>77681410
My fucking nigger.

When I left Germany, I left my heart at the Bieberer Berg.

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>>77689881
>listening to golfsburg's supporters opinions
Actually, yes, I will.
So would you seriously think there is a decent chance that Bayern *doesnt* walk the league? Didn't watch the game but that Leverkusen starting XI was far from their own strongest

>Imagine being the HIV sporting director that is desperately trying to sell players like Lasogga, while having a sugardaddy in the backround that is angry at you for not finding a buyer for those players and who is badmouthing you and the squad at any given occasion.
Sometimes I start to feel bad for Todt desu.
And Although being filthy rich, one might get that feeling that Kühne is actually borderline retarded.

>>77690028
>Kühne is actually borderline retarded.
Literally me

>>77690159
are you a billionare too?

>>77690276
God I wish that were me

>>77690337
I see

>>77689882
American soldiers leave the base to watch football?
Where I am from there are English and Dutch soldiers and they never visit our local club.

>>77690455
No, I'm from Dietzenbach. (I'm not Turkish, though.) I work for Continental and they sent me to the US to assist in un-fucking their US operations. I've been here since ten years now.

>>77690656
>Conti
>assist in un-fucking their US operations
LOL
My family moved to Charlotte when I was young because my mother was supposed to do the same thing.
They still haven't fixed it?

>>77690656
> assist in un-fucking their US operations. I've been here since ten years now.
Confirmed german

match was pretty gud akshually

Leverkusen did well in second half

>>77675834
Fine, I'm down

Hello notbundes

>>77689570
I don't know, I haven't watched it.

>Hoeneß: „Müssen wieder dahin kommen, dass ein Vertrag ein Vertrag ist“
>It's an Wurstl pretends he has some moral integrity episode
ugh

>>77694715
hello

>>77686425
Customers upset about competition?

>>77694715
Hello denbts.

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>>77695566
w-we could afford Nerman if we wanted to

i reckon easy 3 points on my tippspiel yesterday

>>77686425
Bayern is part of the problem desu.

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>not supporting the based chaotic neutral guys

>>77695387
>„Müssen wieder dahin kommen, dass ein Vertrag ein Vertrag ist“

*negotiates with player before contacting the club*

>>77676108
i only wish

Hoffenheim - Bremen (Sa.) 3:2

Hertha - Stuttgart 1:1

Hamburg - Augsburg 1:2

Mainz - Hannover 2:2

Wolfsburg - Dortmund 1:3

Schalke - Leipzig (18.30 Uhr) 1:1

Freiburg - Frankfurt (So.)

Gladbach - Köln 1:2

thoughts?

>evil denmark is here
whoa

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>>77696072
>Schalke - Leipzig (18.30 Uhr) 1:1

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what are you trying to say?

>>77696158
schalke will obviously win with tedesco

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>>77696158

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On my way to glorious ESPRIT ARENA. This is /ouryear/ la.

>>77696273
have fun

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American officially on the Dortmund bandwagon this season.

Fox shows bundesliga games here too since last season so I'll actually be able to watch PuliGOAT play

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>>77696273
boooohhhh

I miss the old bundes

If I make a Dortmund v Wolfsburg match thread, will anyone post in it?

>>77696815
yeah... sure buddy

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r8 my OC

>>77696845
Change Schalke to Chaotic trash and you got yourself a deal.

>>77696845
shit

>>77696845
>reddit clubs
>good

>>77696845
swap Dortmund and Werder

>>77696472
>senorgif
damn I remember 2009

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>>77697117
>>77697094

do it yourself then, fags

>>77697255
maybe later

>>77697117
>shitting on the mighty 1. Fußballclub Köln

>>77696845
swap Leipzig and the BvB GmbH & co. KGaA

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step aside

huh

surprisignly accurate

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>>77697568
nice

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This thread is bad and you should all feeld bad.