/heem/

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First for buddeh

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Post some rare Reem's lads

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>>77669134
>dem angles
>dat mewvment

Nina Ansaroff pooing on Amanda Nunes behind closed doors, its more likely than you think

So is conor gonna walkout with his ufc belt for a boxing match?

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>>77669143

>>77669134
out awkwarded and slept, that's how it's done

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This thread is claimed by THE KING.

>>77669147
Nunes looks like down syndrome Michael Jackson

FIENDING FOR THAT WRESTLING OBSERVER

>>77669156
>t. diverticulitis

Lesnar never really lost in the octagon

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heeminder that aspen ladd is pregnant

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>>77669156
Rip Brock's knees and body if he does fight jones
He might literally die

>>77669173
He was honestly a better fighter than he had any right to be.

He mauled Carwin when that meant something.

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>>77669181
>he mauled carwin
He got the absolute shit beaten out of him for the first round and then carwin gassed
If that fight had happened today it would have been stopped in the first desu

lmao turby is by far the best one now

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<----gooby!

>>77669194
>It would have been stopped.
Depends on the ref.

Point being he got his hand raised at the end of the fight.
That's always the point.
Doofus.

Is Kevin Lee the luckiest fighter in UFC history?

He is ranked below...

1 Khabib Nurmagomedov - unreliable
2 Tony Ferguson
3 Eddie Alvarez - TUF
4 Edson Barboza - injured
5 Justin Gaethje - TUF
6 Nate Diaz - retired

And gets an interim title fight?

If he wins, he might just beat Bisping and Alvarez when it comes to luck.

>>77669156
Brock's actually got a solid chin when you consider he's never been knocked out cold

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good night heem

>>77669227
Conor is probably the luckiest considering all things

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501

>>77669243
conor has honestly worked hard for everything that has come to him. he's lucky in terms of timing his hard work but he didn't just fall into anything

>>77669243
At least he cleared one division fair and square, everything after Aldo was kind of a shit show but he had proven himself by that point.

Kevin Lee has done nothing but talk about Chiesa's mom.

>>77669231
Nate 3 as well
Also can see him fighting Khabib soon since its the best time to and he sells. You don't recover from liver damage in like 6 months

mcgregor only goes back to the UFC if he gets a welterweight title fight against gsp

>>77669243
conor was already selling pay per views by the time he got his interim

even then poirier was ranked a bit higher than chiesa anyway. and his wins were much more impressive. i say this because i doubted him every step of the way

kevin lee... who the fuck has he beat? who is he? i feel like he is being pushed because of his ties to mayweathers gym or some shit, but maybe im just doubting him

>>77669247
I agree, his timing has been impeccable. I'd like to think its by design

>>77669248
Yeah its strange, kinda reminds me of the interim title situation at 206. I think plan was obviously Tony/Khabbi but that didn't happen and they already booked Geathe, Lee is only one healthy and ready

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>>77669256
He's beaten pretty much no one, the division is just really shit right now and khabib is 2unreliable
Literally gifted a title shot

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>Michael is tough. If I had to lean one way or the other I’d probably lean towards Michael. I think he’s got what takes to get it over him.

Whittaker is a Bisping fan.

http://www.mmanews.com/robert-whittaker-thinks-bisping-will-beat-gsp/

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>GSP wrestlefucks Bisping wins MW belt
>calls out Woodley
>jabs Woodley wins WW belt back
>retires the two division undisputed GOAT

>>77669266
what are those stars on his chest? i've seen loads of people with them recently

>>77669266
>>77669266
He's only saying that because he's fighting him next. Or maybe because Bisping is twice the size of GSP.

>>77669271
he's coming back for big fights and Woodley doesn't sell

I can see him vs Conor at 155/catchweight before woodley

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>>77669271
>GSP returns
>gets heemed by bisping
>retires because he's trash without steroids and grease
Literally will happen

>>77669285
>bisbong heeming someone

has that ever happened? I thought his deal with stealing decisions and ducking contenders, are you telling me bisbong can heem?

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>>77669292
He heemed the MW GOAT rockhold
he can sure as hell heem a shell of his former self fatty georges

>>77669310
false equivalence

next you'll say georges is "chiney"

>>77669292
Luke? Why are you on /heem/?

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>>77669321
Bispings boxing is far superior to gsp's
This is fact

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What is Luke thinking at this moment

>>77669343
>"wonder if his daughter still wants to blow me"

>>77669173
no. that was whats called a liver kick.

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>I already shook your hand

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>>77669277
It's the Southern Cross/Crux Constellation. The same that appears on the flags of Australia and New Zealand.

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>>77669343
>that part of the fight when bisping holds rockhold's head with one hand before delivering the overhand
A thing of beauty

What do you guys think about Struve vs Volkov? who takes it

>>77669310
Do you know what heem means?

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>>77669364

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Fav fem fiter?

>>77669134
if you can't defend against someone telegraphing their moves like that you shouldn't be fighting.

>>77669373
where to cop one of those ultimate fighter tanks

>>77669373
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

>>77669343
Stealing someone's joke here but it's
>mfw I was the average bloke all along

>>77669378
Remember when this was one of our big memes
How times change

>>77669243
>>77669247
>>77669248
>>77669256

Conor's title defenses:


`

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is werdum the greatest all natty fighter of all time?

i don't think i've ever seen someone never touch a steroid and be as successful as he has been

>>77669386
>our
literally cringed

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>>77669373

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>Mfw is not normal

>>77669395
>silva's record being tarnished before his very eyes

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>>77669358
Luke looks just like Honda did immediately after Holly creased her noggin.

The fear.

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>>77669402
It's fucking hilarious in motion

>>77669389
How do I achieve this mode?

>>77669388
he defended the interim title

>>77669368
Poor Rockhold, heem'd 4 times in 7 seconds.
Can he ever win again?
Maybe not.

>>77669415
Be in your 40s

>>77669415
train all your life then turn 40

>>77669414
Anderson's ingenious incredible defense, finally exposed: "I lean back a bit."

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>>77669420
>heem'd 4 times in 7 seconds

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*Blocks your kick*

>>77669391
shut up idiot

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>>77669433
*Kicks your leg*

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*blocks your path*

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>>77669438
*Does nothing whole fight*

>>77669427
It's to lure in a punch, then counterpunch to the chin.

https://youtu.be/Rt1IIJMpcgI?t=46s

>>77669454
*jumps over him*

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*exposes herself as a man*

>>77669454
hey look, there's a bear behind you!

*pushes you into your flotation tank*

>>77669483
That just...boggles my mind

>>77669367
Do you?

>>77669454
*steps over and takes a shit on his head*

>>77669489
hey, vegan diets and good for you!

*waits for you to start rant*
*hits you with kettlebell*

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What does this look mean /heem/?

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At one point these guys were all title holders.

>>77669525
ones old ones a manlet and the rest are/could still be, what's your point

Where does the Nevada State Athletic Commission get its judges from?

I have never heard of them, I couldn't even find any information on them - no past life in the sport, no involvement in MMA or UFC...

Some are even women.

Who the fuck are these people?

>>77669227
low-key lee has GOAT potential

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>>77669122

Is this possible in a 2 year time frame?

DC goes up to heavyweight
Beats a couple of top 10s (Mark Hunt, Werdum)
Beats one top 5 (Overeem, or JDS)
Wins title against Stipe

In the meantime, Jon Jones beats Brock, goes back down to LHW to beat Gus (who is now interim champion), retains belt, then goes up to HW for the HW rematch against Jones.

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>the absolute STATE of woodley haters
where my /t-god/ boys at?

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*Takes your title shot*

>>77669636
I hope he talks about Chiesa's mom one more time and Chiesa heems in real life.

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>>77669292

How new are you?

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>>77669367

You should ask yourself that, newfag

>>77669608
>Jones goes up to HW for the HW rematch against Jones
I don't know anon... Seems awfully unlikely.


Seriously though, a 2 year time frame staring now and I think it's possible, but things would really have to line up and it's honestly pretty unlikely. Brock still needs to serve his suspension, DC would need 2 or 3 wins to get the title shot, which is a year or more in itself. Factor in Cain too which might be back by that point. It's an interesting idea but not one I really see happening

Also Werdum is top 10

>>77669678
Oh for sure that was a fight that showed how Bisping is the best striker at MW.

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Observer is up, it's 4:30 AM but I am going to get high and read it and post some news, then listen to Uncle Dave as I fall asleep.

Do you think Conor has gameplanned past the first 4 rounds or is that as far as they've got

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>>77669707
thx for the update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGm046zbruU

>>77669636
kevin "the mcgregor wannabe" lee

Fuck Lee is a pretender.... He's trying to be Conor and Floyd at the same time

Kevin Lee yet another fighter copying this tough guy bravado to sell a fight when it just comes off as a copy of Connor McGregor/Chael Sonnen type talk. Geez, be original.

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>>77669716
I doubt they're gameplanning at all. If Conor doesn't know what he's about to do, how can Floyd?

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>>77669731

I don't understand the copying conor meme. Look at Dillon d'anus

>dresses the same
>says "I run X and Y"
>sunglasses indoors
>trying to even copy the facial hair

it's so fucking cringe

>>77669731
The thing is that exact talk has landed him a title shot when he doesn't really deserve one, so you can't even say it's not effective. Just the game these days

>>77669737
Really activated my almonds
Clearly it's outawkward thyself before you outawkward thy opponent

even david haye thinks it's effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJPvUHsoyI

>>77669756
Someone WebM that shit

>>77669739
no one really gives a shit about kevin lee either the jewfc is just shilling him cause he's conor mcgregor for black people.

>>77669757
see >>77668177

McGregor vs Khabib in Russia is the fight to make, what is this Kevin Lee shit?

>>77669808
Dana White attempting to produce a Black Conor McGregor™

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>>77669808
>burning Conor's return on Captain Pullout

>>77669808
>Conor hoping that Khabib makes weight after his 9 digit paycheck and risking getting man handled
Literally not happening

>>77669832
if cody loses wil that fat kid get cancer again

Brunson v Machida in Brazil 28/10.

>8oz
What did Floyd mean by this?

>>77669841
lol

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>>77669841

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>>77669841
More likely he'll die from a broken heart in hospital while watching his dad lose

>>77669431
The good old days when they didnt stop the fight when a guy gets flatlined. Your head hittin the mat wakes you back up!

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>>77669845
It means very little overall and hypes the fight, smart move by le Malteser man

>>77669860
Kongo's fight with Cain was similar, Cain was knocked out and came to just in time to panic-wrestle twice

I went in watching Snoop's commentary with hate but he won me over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sdGkYnQqY4

>Khabib Nurmagobov-dagalf

>>77669869
I KNEE'D YOU
I KNEE'D YOU
I KNEE'D YOU
I KNEE'D YOU
I KNEE'D YOU

>>77669843
Brunson takes that one

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No solid articles this week, but I included the update on Ric Flair (show some respect) and a blurb about Lesnar from the Summerslam preview.

Plenty of news including:
>Matt Hughes is alive
>Korean fight fixing scandal
>8 ounce gloves
>Shitting on Ferguson/Lee
>Mark Hunt main eventing again? You bet!
>WWE Champ Jinder Mahal to enter the Octagon
>Death of an amateur MMA fighter
>Some shit about Bellator
>*updated* with FRESH Ronda Rousy news

Reading is your friend. Pass it around.

https://pastebin.com/YXVbacem

>>77669889
how to into big poppa poo mode?

>>77669893
Human feces is excellent fertilizer

>>77669903
Untrue, unless you sterilise it first.

>>77669914
Seems like something an Australian would be familiar with.

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Tuck your chin buddeh

>>77669917
leaf with ebin burns

>>77669923
Is Vitor the closest someone has got to beating Jones?

He fucked up his arm for life, I don't even know how Jones continues to fight with a broken arm that was snapped backwards.

The answer is probably steroids.

>>77669917
It's the same reason that farmers don't use pig shit for fertiliser. The parasites in the faeces will transfer themselves to the crops.

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>>77669930
Gus was closer
Vitor probably #2

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>>77669938
Also if anyone has a webm of Jones in vitors armbar, share pls

>>77669930
>I don't even know how Jones continues to fight with a broken arm that was snapped backwards.
It was a little hyperextended and that's it.

>>77669988
He's still feeling the effects today he says.

>>77669208
Why is his face purple?

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remember when people were talking about her for 5 minutes

can you imagine a /heem/ meetup?

tapout shirts, conor tattoos, people arguing about which martial art is best for a street fight

oh man i'd love to see you fucks sperg out in real life

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>>77670174

>>77670174
>that guy with no training talking like he's an expert and knows a thing or two about street fighting

me.

>>77670174
>tfw I've met up with at least a dozen people off 4chan.
>at least a half dozen girls.
>stayed with 3 college girls for a month in scandanavia who I met off 4chan.
Could be fun buddeh.

>>77669721
Holy shit this is absolutely horrible.

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>>77670174

>conor tats

nah buddeh

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>>77670216
Do you often lie on the internet?
Who is your favourite female fighter?

>>77670216
What magical board has these so called ''grills'' ??

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>>77670226
Nice one buddeh bluddeh glorious.

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when conor wins is /box/ getting relegated to /asp/?

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>jon single-handedly killed the succ meme
tank u based jon

>>77670229
The social hobby boards or ones with cute stuff like /cgl/

>>77670228
>Implying I'm lying
I've got style and grace, not to mention a funky face.
Fav fem? I used to rep Kaufman but probably Meisha, she's been my dog since strikeforce.

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Why is he still fighting

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>>77670260
He probably has nothing else to do

>>77670260
>Dana forced Chocolate Al to retire after 3 KOs.
>Looks at Diego
>"If he dies, he dies"
Kinda feel bad for him. Probably has a lot of bills and no other income.

>>77670260
lost all his money when the stevia bubble burst

>>77669178
her striking doesnt look badd

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>>77670247
Hey good for you buddy I met up with a girl from /soc/ but the bitch camera angle'd me with her pics and it turned out she was about 120kg
I ended up noping the fuck outtathere and rewatching buddeh heem rockhold

>>77670260

>Moving back to welterweight

RIP Diego

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>>77670301
That happens to the best of us buddeh.

Though whale hunting is a proud 4chan tradition you did better keeping your dignity.

>>77670304
If they give him to Perry Shelby should be charged with acessory to manslaughtet

>>77670313

He's fighting Matt Brown

>>77670174
>That white belt in the corner who showed up with the gi on
Me

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What did Bisping ever do to Luke to make him so salty buddeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIBLvmI-utA

swear on god's green earth who is your must watch woman mma fighter?

>>77670321
JUST

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>>77670338

>>77670349
Looks like a dude.

>>77670349
looks like a dude

>>77670338
cyborg

>>77670338
>Meisha.
She gets smashed or gut out a win.
>Cyborg.
99% chance of KO/TKO. But she used to be a lot more aggressive and wild.
>JJ
Always a good fight.
>Rose
Heems or gets heemed. Also likes to make bitches bleed.
>PVZ
MEMES. But seriously if you want to watch a fighters progression from limited grappler to half decent fighter against high level competition she's super interesting. Pretty much the female version of Amir Sadebola.

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>>77670376
>half decent fighter
she has never not been hit by a punch lol
she is the worst """"""""""""""""""""boxer'""""""""""""" in the history of chimps

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<---- Poocare

>>77670390
based spain

>>77670387
I knew I was going to get called out for that.
But in terms of her division she's just on the cusp of the top ten with ufc having her at #10 and I feel that's pretty accurate.

That's a fair complaint though. And she got ravaged by Rose striking.

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>>77670335
>"I'll finish bisping in 1 round"
Is that right buddeh

I wish they'd let me in the next thread so I could spit in your fucking face

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>>77670409
You know I'd literally head kick you if you ever did something like that right

>>77669469

the karate thottie is the most overrated in terms of all the female fighters, not sure how you could find her attractive unless you have fierce yellow fever

>>77670390
based

>>77669173
Diverticulitis affects the lower left abdomen whilst Brock was shinboned to the mid-to-upper right abdomen. Pooface.

>>77670417
Don't think you gonna kick me in the head with your left leg

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>>77670444
That would be absurd jon

How do they measure reach in the UFC?

>>77670457

With a tape measure

>>77670457
Same way they measure height
Extremely poorly

>>77670461
Finger tips or knuckles?

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>>77670472
Fist

Had a dream the other night:

>having part/barbeque at my house
>Jon and Daniel are there
>they decide to have their third fight in my back garden
>bare knuckle
>Jon sparks Daniel out cold
>myself and Dan Henderson help Daniel up and bring him to my front garden

what did it mean I wonder

>>77670472
Cock to nips and around the back.

>>77670493
Bet the whiskey destillery on McGregor

>>77670493
>MMA is so exciting people massively have dream about it myself included
Boxkeks will never understand the hype

>>77670335
Cung helped Rockhold with his striking over at AKA.

Bisping was beating one of Luke's mentors.

9 days till the Mayweather meme ends

>>77670335
>"If he had any power this fight would be over"

Poor Luke lmao

lol why is khabib even "in" this sport

>>77670535
His entire camp was destroyed by hubris.
>Cain with unstoppable cardio accepts fight at altitude.
>His opponent arrives a month+ early.
>Arrives late.
>Gets heemed
>Rockhold accepts late replacement at 199.
>Figures it's an easy fight and is pissed about being on an event no one will watch in favour of 200.
>Gets heemed.
>Cormier banks on jones being rusty and busted instead of expecting the best jones yet.
>Gets heemed.
AKA is now a ghost town and saltyrock switched camps.

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>>77670552
Has rockhold actually switched camps?

>>77670563
He's training with Henry "Rumble was never my boy" Hooft.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTozMQllz5-/

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What is your faovirte alexa grasso fight?

>>77670563
>>77670567
>More:
After being out for so long, Rockhold said he was excited to finally get back to the Octagon. Though Branch wasn’t the opponent he expected, Rockhold said no one else in the middleweight top-10 was available to go in September, and he couldn’t wait any longer. And Rockhold is changing things up as well, starting his camp out in Florida to work with Henri Hooft rather than at his usual stomping grounds at the American Kickboxing Academy in San Jose, Calif.

“I’m starting things out here,” Rockhold said. “I think it’s nice to get a change and to mix things up. Always keep growing and keep learning. Things are a little stale back home, I have some family things and it’s nice to get away and just clear your head for a bit. So I’m going to start my camp out here, and maybe I’ll bounce back and finish off.

“A lot of guys (at AKA) are injured right now,” Rockhold added. “Cain is still injured and DC is obviously taking some time off, and some other guys are astray, I’d say. So, my relationship here with Henri Hooft and the team is good, everybody knows I’ve been training out here for quite some time, there’s a lot of good guys my size. So I’ve got to do what’s best for me right now, and Javier and Bob Cook and Cormier, they’re always going to be in my corner. So this just is what it is right now.”

>>77670577
Switched camps is a bit premature of me. But the AKA ghost village is accurate.

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>>77670567
If he gets heemed by David branch I wonder if he just retires to full time modelling

>>77670335
he made a joke about beating him in sparring and rockhold took it personally because he can't handle the bantz

Lee is going to win. Only someone with an IQ under 100 disagrees.

>>77670572
>alexa greasso
not sure who that is my friend

is that karen montes

>>77670592

Lee is shit lad

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>>77670590
>implying it wasn't fact
Remember lads the official record is 2-1 bisping, no need for a rematch

>>77670592
how would he win have you seen his striking its terrible

>>77670593

how much can you bench press at the most?

YAARRRRDDDD WORRRRKKKKKK

POLLINATION

>>77670593
Do I need to repost that link to Latino naming conventions again?

GSP is going to get buddehed

>>77670587
I thought he only got one modelling gig and tried to play it up like he was a hotshot.

Allow me to be wrong.

>>77670615
no idea i squat 500 and deadlift 600

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>>77670624
Knock Bisping out then get robbed?

WEIDMAN CONSIDERING MOVE TO 205

dumb cunt would have more change cutting off a leg and going to 170, rockhold really ruined him

>>77670638
He's a big boy. But I think guys like Jimi would body him. It's not like the punches are going to get any lighter and he's starting to get knocked down more (though that was the amazing fridgeman with his amazing fridge power).

>>77670638
lhw is arguable the easiest weightclass, its actually a smart move

>>77670658

>the easiest weightclass
>Jones (The literal GOAT)
>DC
>Gus
>Volkan

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>>77670638
That CTE is fucking up his thought processes

>>77670664
dc is going hw
jones is going hw
gus is overrated
only killer he might face is Oez really. Compare that to the amount of killers at mw and its nothnig

>>77670677

>the amount of killers at mw and its nothnig
>Yoel
40
>Jacaroid
USADA'D
>Rockhold
Chinlet
>Anderson
42 and a chinlet
>Derek Brunson
KEK

>>77670688
>im pretending

>>77670624
I'm having a hard time seeing a path for victory for him.

Bisping has highly underrated TDD, is durable as fuck and he's the larger, heavier man. They have a similar reach and cardio, but GSP usually struggles striking against guys who can match his length like condit and to a lesser extent diaz.

>>77670664
>>77670677
>>77670658
The top of the division are almost heavyweights and I think he'd struggle. Weidman is a huge dude though. He's easily the size of werdum isn't he? I think he could be middle tier but he'd obviously be gunning for a title.

>>77670698

Am i wrong? Everyone outside of Whittaker and Gastelum at MW is either a chinlet or 40+ years old

>>77670658
lhw is shit outside of the top 3 i agree, BUT i'd be surprised if weidman could beat anyone in the top 10, thats how shit he is

3 losses in a row, then fights a ww to get a W, he'd get fucking merked in lhw

>>77670704
im convinced you dont even watch the fights you just come here to meme

he literally lost to yoel and rockhold yet you list them like they arent killers lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nyjK5cKDRo

source for weidman too

>>77670725

>He lost to them
>So they must be killers
That would be the case if Weedman wasnt complete shit

>>77670719
>>77670731
>weidman is complete shit
Well I disagree my guys, I think he would do pretty well at LHW as long as he stays out of the current top 3. He'll rack up some wins climbing up the ladder and when hes near the top then who knows

>People still care about Wideman
Why tho?

>muh oez
dude hasn't proved anything other than an ability to get fluke ko's

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>>77670808
>abandoning your boy ever
how does it feel to be virtually velcro

>>77670777
"weidman's hand (and foot) speed seems to be diminished and it was never exceptional in the first place so i think he'd get sparked" is what i was going to say before i realized that shogun is #6 and glover is #4. ok yeah weidman could move up lel.

LHW has decent guys, it's just that it has the same problem that HW has and that is guys get KOd into fight hesitancy and win over each other in circles and the circle breaks at Jon.

No one takes manuwa seriously anymore cuz he's been KOd and lost a fair bit yet the guy is absolute monster. Same shit with Teixera. So instead of a hype contender that has a great win streak we have a roster full of guys with 2-2 in their last 4 fights.

>>77670823
>is what i was going to say before i realized that shogun is #6 and glover is #4. ok yeah weidman could move up lel.
Exactly lmao

dont know what people thought the lhw rankings looked like

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Discuss

>>77670777
>777
He's still ranked 6 or 7 at middleweight. I'd agree people are writing him off a little early.

>>77670729
>My hot take.
He still seems bitter towards Luke. Obviously he's trying to get to the title as fast as possible like any previous champion.
>Trying to diminish interest in a fight with the king.
This is odd. He should ride that twitter war PR and double down on calling him out if he wants a fast title shot instead of saying you don't care about fighting him.
>seems nonchalant about it, including the title situation
average but boring, get hype man!
>complains about needing 2 years to get a titleshot and possible move to 205
He'd probably have to wait 2 years no matter what, or at least close to it. Bisping/GSP and the winner vs Whittaker -assuming- no injuries would be like 4-6 months later. Add another 2 months after that for recovery/new booking and that's almost a year by itself.
>they bring up jones/lesnar
He'll probably have to just fight who they give him. Though if they did offer him a fight at 205 he could catapult up the rankings with just 1 win due to a lack of contenders. I think he's need at least 1 other win though to really sell it. People don't think the Fridgeman win was that good so he needs 1 legit win, maybe 2 if he jumps up. But that's a real possibility. Again he doesn't sell well though he has to be more verbose with it in my opinion. Trying to play it reserved.
>thinks conor will win
Fascinating. But questionable unless he's bullshitting.
Good call on the 2nd fight and trilogy though. I like it.

Thanks for reading my blog.

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>>77670567

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>>77670855
Cheeky.

>>77670836
Rickson used to so weird shit as well. And I believe he was 400-0 in BJJ or something.

>lee fighting for the lightweight title
DIAMONDS. wbosw lmao

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>>77670830
Is Manuwa really a monster though? The whole point of gaining rank is to eventually face the champ aka jones and no one else is even close to jons skill, especially jimi "I wunna fite david Hayes m8s" Manuwa

>>77670879
even if jones vacates, weidman has 0 hope vs gus or dc

thats why my original post was he'd have more luck losing a leg and going to 170, cos he has no shot at the belt at lhw

>>77670891
Gus and Jones are some of the longer fighters at 205 and they only have a few inches on weidman, the thing is they have much longer legs (which of course isn't a recorded stat thanks MMA) and they have dangerous kicks.

Corm would probably maul Chris based on his wreslting pedigree but he might actually give gus a good fight? Fuck I dunno endless hypothetical shit up in here.

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What round will you be switching the MayGregor stream off boys? I'm thinking May will be cruising by round 6.

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>>77670929
If I'm not in a alcohol induced coma by the ninth I'm heeming my neighbours.

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>>77670926
Jones literally has 84.5 inch reach, he has the same reach as Stefan fucking struve
Shits unfair yo

>>77670957
Also Chris would still have an 8.5 inch reach disadvantage with jones, which wouldn't be pretty to watch if they fight

>>77670967
Good point. That's almost cormier-tier. He doesn't have such a huge disadvantage against Gus but jones really is a lanky freak.

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>>77670592

>kevin lee

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>>77670638

D U C K I N G
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reminder that overeem will never be champion

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>>77671020
>implying stipe didn't tap
Hometown judges screw over the Reem again

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>tfw late night comfy heem

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>Post yfw compubox says the total punches landed are 49-1 after Conor gets TKOed by exhaustion in round 4

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Could MVP beat Woodley?

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>>77671020
reminder that miocic will never be croation

>>77671063
what the fuck did you just ask? you fucking racist bastard

>>77671065
Literally never.
I home cook all my own meals (pint of rice, bowl full of various fresh veggies, meat with a little salt, a little garlic and a little maple syrup to make teriyaki most of the time).

Most inexpensive option and girls think it's fancy when you're actually being a lazy cheap ass.

>>77671095
who is your favorite mexican fighter

oh shit did I just assume you being mexican, how racist of me

>>77671095
fuck me that was a sick move i've never seen a back fist like that

>>77671099
>maple syrup

>>77671099

I do the same thing but I pour tea all over mine

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Why the fuck do these homosexual janitors delete street heems now ?

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>>77671194
Because they're manlets and have nothing better to do
FOR FREEEEE

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>>77671194

No fun allowed

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>>77671063
Mvp can't even beat non cans
Tyron would boringly decision the shit out of him

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>>77671221
>12-0
>can't beat

How can you be sure of that, he has beaten everybody who was placed in front of him, not really his fault that Lelator is full of cans.

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>>77671243
I'll reserve my judgement for when he faces someone semi decent, maybe Daley but idk who else is in his division that's notable

ask the only one here who actually trains anything

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>>77671262
Matt hughes is that you?

>>77671261
Larkin
Rory
Lima

Who is your most unliked woman martial artist?

>>77671161
>>77671175
I'm serious.
In teriyaki you need a sugar base in the sauce with the salt/soy sauce. Most people use brown sugar usually. I just use maple syrup because I prefer the taste and it's faster because it's a liquid already.

>>77671292
*portions rice*

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>>77671286
All 3 of those fights would be spicy desu senpai
If he faces another fucking can next though he's officially off /myboy/ list

>>77670567
Was the leave on good terms? Poor DC seeing all of his teammates leave right after that loss.

Which UFC fighter has the best dog?

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>>77671399

>>77671431
what is that a bichon frise? low test dog

>>77671068
>wwf belt
JUST

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>>77671399
>>77671399

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>>77671399

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>>77671399

>>77671431
>trains at AMERICAN top team
>wears an AMERICAN hat
imagine being a polish fan of hers

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>asspencil lad can fit an entire second face on her forehead

really makes you think

>>77671574
you sound ass pained, ladd

>>77671513
>looooonely

ONE CHAMPIONSHIP tomorrow bros

>>77669116
spergy has been on point nailing the OP lately

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>>77671584
>I have noooooobooodyyyyy